Quote from: mfrandsen on June 18, 2007, 05:31:19 AM
I still do that Rose, ako lang pun-an kung naa koy ika puno
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Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: And who is this Tarsier?
June 18, 2007, 02:57:08 PM
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Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Hornycouple
June 15, 2007, 07:24:46 PMQuote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 10:48:48 AM
yes, riva, the couple will bare everything... private life is dead.
You bet! It died along with Kinsey!
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Science and Research / Re: 10 Things You Need To Know About Sex
June 15, 2007, 07:22:49 PMQuote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 09:33:10 AM
well, this is philippines dear, there's no vibrator available at watson's...lolz!
You can order online. After all, you are on the net almost 24 hours a day for Tubag Bohol. Haha. Do some sidetracking by ordering a vibrator online. What d'yah think?
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Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Hornycouple
June 15, 2007, 07:51:19 AM
Mr. Administrator, better brace yourself! The horny couple is coming to STIC in real flesh today, 15 June 2007, 11.00 a.m. You could at least buy them a drink for working over time and nocturnal shifts pro-bono at Tubag Bohol.
Seeyah!
Seeyah!
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Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: bagirams is based in the Philippines
June 15, 2007, 07:48:40 AMQuote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 04:02:02 AM
I never promised any welcome drinks. It was Chin who wanted a bahalina revelry.
The horny couple would opt for a kinutil instead and a garland of kalachuchi!
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Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: And who is this Tarsier?
June 15, 2007, 07:47:20 AMQuote from: mfrandsen on June 15, 2007, 03:47:22 AM
Welcome to the addicting site Tarsier..
I want to visit the Tarsier's Paradise
Fin'lly, you are done and over with your one-liners! Congratulations!
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Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Before Paul becomes an addict...
June 15, 2007, 12:36:40 AMQuote from: mfrandsen on June 15, 2007, 12:02:08 AM
haha, secret
Then let it be! After all, according to George Bernard Shaw, "There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses."
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Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Hornycouple
June 15, 2007, 12:33:04 AMQuote from: mfrandsen on June 14, 2007, 11:51:49 PM
Sorry late ko
lol, I can't dare kay mahutdan intawon ko ipangtubag anang inyong mga post oi hahaha.. Limited ra intawon ning ako kay bag-o pang nagsugod... Tig nalang ko, tigbasa basa sa inyong post ba nya reply gud pud ko panagsa hahaha
Sige lang, palabonon nalang ta mo hahaha
Better late than never!
Thanks for signing the waiver. You come close as second anyway.
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Who's Who of Bohol / Re: The Ranara Couple
June 15, 2007, 12:30:59 AMQuote from: mfrandsen on June 14, 2007, 10:13:20 PM
I will stick to being wholesome whether its out or in
The choice is yours! Cheers!
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Science and Research / Re: 10 Things You Need To Know About Sex
June 15, 2007, 12:27:13 AMQuote from: Bohol Philippines on April 25, 2007, 01:22:52 PM
9. Many elderly can and do have frequent sex. At age 70, 73% of males are still potent, and 30% of women 80 or older have still have sex.
We see ourselves proving Kinsey's survey. Paul will be part of the 73% and Rose, of the lucky 30%.
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Science and Research / Re: 10 Things You Need To Know About Sex
June 15, 2007, 12:24:18 AMQuote from: yadz26 on June 09, 2007, 12:46:31 AM
it's basic instinct.......
You are right, but basic instinct can be honed to perfection through time, experience, and the horny couple's tips. Go ask them at the proper page.
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Science and Research / Re: 10 Things You Need To Know About Sex
June 15, 2007, 12:22:48 AMQuote from: yadz26 on June 09, 2007, 12:05:44 PM
i have migraine often...
too bad my husband is not here...
so therefore., advil is the best option...
What a pity! We dangle a carrot in your face, a vibrator is a much better option than Advil. Heed the horny couple's advice, honey. After all, we had experienced being away from each other for 5 days. It was too long enough for both parties.
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Science and Research / Re: 10 Things You Need To Know About Sex
June 15, 2007, 12:18:12 AMQuote from: thisgirlvader on June 09, 2007, 05:49:29 AM
Well, chocolates and sex have something in common. Both require the careful use of mouth.
We suppose you guys have seen the movie, DOWN WITH LOVE. Yes, chocolates could supplement what the sexless women lack. In fact, on special occasions, this is the first gift we can think of giving to our sexless female friends.
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Science and Research / Re: 10 Things You Need To Know About Sex
June 15, 2007, 12:14:41 AMQuote from: thisgirlvader on June 09, 2007, 05:48:12 AM
How disappointingly brief! The human race should be more ambitious and aim for 30 minutes to an hour.
This study proves that the horny couple's sexual engagements are BEYOND NORMAL. 30 minutes to an hour is not even ambitious for us. What we can do with 30 mins to an hour is only until foreplay.
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Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Hornycouple
June 14, 2007, 07:59:43 PM
If you noticed, all posts from the horny couple are exclusively colored green. This is our trademark color. Thanks for respecting our signature. See yah around guys!
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Who's Who of Bohol / Re: The Ranara Couple
June 14, 2007, 03:46:48 PMQuote from: Bohol Philippines on April 24, 2007, 12:59:00 PM
Roseth and Prince Paul Ranara should be included in the Outstanding Boholanos on the Planet. They excel in Thailand. I really admire the husband and the wife. They are talented and hard working Boholanos.
We wonder, what's so outstanding about being horny? Well, here come the two smart cookies that could explain it all.
Prince Harley ( 4 ) and Prince Hubert ( 8 )
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Who's Who of Bohol / Re: The Ranara Couple
June 14, 2007, 03:34:41 PMQuote from: mfrandsen on June 13, 2007, 09:09:10 PM
Wow, the couple is both here, thats great
What d'yah think? Time to change avatars!
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Who's Who of Bohol / Re: The Ranara Couple
June 14, 2007, 03:33:11 PM
So much with the brouhaha over the Ranara couple.
Here we come!
FYI: We love the color green to bits.
Here we come!
FYI: We love the color green to bits.
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Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Hornycouple
June 14, 2007, 03:23:21 PM
mfrandsen: Have we outposed your photo with your lovey dovey? You bet, we did! You better change avatar now! Or better register under 'conjugal' membership.
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Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: How to promote Tubag Bohol
June 14, 2007, 03:16:26 PMQuote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 03:08:26 PM
You will end up having more friends and clients for your sex clinic located somewhere at PangPong area.
Since you became a member 15 hours ago, page hits have reached 5,210.
Anyhow, let's just live a normal life and buy the same brand of milk at 7-eleven.
15 hours ago, aye? It took that fast to become a full member from two lower levels - a newbie and a junior. Great! The promotion is real fast. Yay, tomorrow, we will be in the hero stature like you.
P.S. The horny couple will continue its objective of pimping the site to be Philippines number one!
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Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: And who is this Tarsier?
June 14, 2007, 03:08:25 PMQuote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 11:07:39 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new member: Tarsier.
Tarsier, nganong nasaag man ka dinhi? Kumusta na imong paraiso didto sa Corella?
Rose, do you like Tarsier?
Chin, himamata ang Tarsier.
Yadz, pwede ka makatunaw ug kape alang ni Tarsier?
Oh, we so like you, Tarsier. You helped map Bohol in the list of must-visit places. Oh, what an understatement. Scratch that! You pimped Bohol to one of the Philippines best tourist destinations.
To you ever precious Tarsier: In case you have a mate, please feel free to register for a conjugal membership.
Enjoy! We know your large round eyes would find it easy navigating this site.
P.S. Don't forget to visit us under 'Private and Personal' and look for 'Marital (or pre-marital) Sexual Problems'
Take fat care!
The Horny Couple
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Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: A motion for reconsideration
June 14, 2007, 03:00:04 PM
Is it appropriate for the horny couple to say, "We second the motion." Bwahahahaha!
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Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: How to promote Tubag Bohol
June 14, 2007, 02:58:53 PM
The horny couple doesn't need to do all that, Mike. They can very well pimp your site with their juicy photos, revelations, and connections. Trouble is, Tubag Bohol might end up having more of the likes of the Trio.
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Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Before Paul becomes an addict...
June 14, 2007, 02:56:25 PMQuote from: mfrandsen on June 13, 2007, 09:04:02 PM
Welcome paulpaulpaul
FYI:
Paul is the other half of the horny couple.
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Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: bagirams is based in the Philippines
June 14, 2007, 02:54:00 PMQuote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 02:50:41 PM
We are please to acknowledge the arrival of bagirams.
Bagirams, will you please introduce yourself to us?
Nice to meet you here in Tubag Bohol.
By the way, do you like bahalina?
Oh, she's here. We got her into this, Mike. You see, the horny couple could catapult your site to fame. We have invited the rest of our Boholano friends as well. So better prepare the welcome drinks!
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Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Hornycouple
June 14, 2007, 02:50:32 PMQuote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 02:37:25 PM
What in the world are you going to do here?
Anyhow, welcome to Tubag Bohol.
Is this what we call as "conjugal" membership of Tubag Bohol?
Mr. Administrator,
You are absolutely right with the 'conjugal' membership. We are inseparable even in the net.
By the way, we are here to add more terror and a lil bit of spice!
Sugar, spice, and everything nice,
The Horny Couple
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