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Quote from: Bohol Bol-anon on January 11, 2008, 03:54:09 PM
Chin, did you have a sex change in Bangkok?

Makagaba na nga pangutana!

I tried, I really did. I told them I want another genital but want to keep my old one, just in case I change my mind.

Quote from: grazie7y on January 11, 2008, 03:44:27 PM
Hahahaha  Mike, aren't you happy to see her back here?

Trust me, you don't want to ask Mike that question. You don't want to see him stringing up garlic cloves and sharpening knives. 

Quote from: Bohol Bol-anon on January 11, 2008, 03:47:31 PM
Welcome back, prodigal daughter of Tubag Bohol.

GEC has been looking for you.

My liver thinks it misses him. He owes it several chugs of Strong Ice.

GEC, come out and give me a proper welcome, or I'm going to stalk you shamelessly and google your house address.

Quote from: grazie7y on January 11, 2008, 03:46:25 PM
I so agree with you, Mike!  Chin is so prolific with humor! 

Why, thank you! And to think I thought the only thing I'm prolific with is unwelcome and unsolicited advice. Hahaha.

Quote from: grazie7y on January 11, 2008, 03:44:27 PM
Hahahaha  Mike, aren't you happy to see her back here? good to know you, Chin!  Let's call on our organizer, st. agnes to arrange for a seat for you on your EB in Cebu. 

With a seat or without, muadto ko. Eating while standing is good for bowel movement. You can bet half a month's paycheck on this.

Quote from: Bohol Bol-anon on January 11, 2008, 03:41:34 PM
Hahaha. It's true, Grace. thisgirlvader, one of our country's prolific writers, is my prodigal daughter.

Chin, asa naman ang book nga imong gisulat? Mopalit na mi ug copy.

Wa oi. That went down the drain. I had a bad attack of the lazies, and went AWOL on the publisher. I've already left instructions for my obit to read: Chin - almost a writer. Hahaha. It's good to be back, Mike.

Quote from: grazie7y on January 11, 2008, 03:41:10 PM
Well, then you introduce yourself and claim your share of TB wealth which is called friendship!

Hi. I'm Chin. I'm 25 years old, and I'm always recovering from the day before.

Quote from: Bohol Bol-anon on January 11, 2008, 03:38:18 PM
thisgirlvader used to burn midnight candle in TB before.

Oh yes, I progressed from burning candles to burning houses. I'm impressed by how quickly the colony has grown.

thisgirlvader, welcome to TB!  You are not really newbie, are you?  usa naman kagatos sobra gud imong post. 

No, I'm not exactly a newbie. I'm Mike's illegitimate daughter, and I've returned to claim my share of goats and rice paddies. Pero taympa, wa man ko kaila ninyo tanan oi. Di ba sinyales sa kabaga sa akong kubal if muadto ko nga way kaila? 

Quote from: Bohol Bol-anon on January 11, 2008, 03:34:39 PM
Sure, Chin. Nabanhaw uroy ka.

A little black cat named Midnight egged me to drop the site a visit. I'm overwhelmed. Daghana na ug tao diri oi!

My head's spinning, Mike. The last time I visited, TB consisted of a small ant family. Now it's a colony. Don't I get a virtual tequila to steady my nerves? 

Er, for real? Pwde mu gatecrash ani?

Bra: If this is true, my cups runneth over with glee. =)

Mr. Admin, I don't know where to post this. Feel free to move it.

In case you're all wondering where the three of us - paul, rose, and i - hied off to, this is what we've been doing.

Left to right: paul-rose-mariel-thisgirlvader-half of maychelle


Left to right: maychelle-mariel-thisgirlvader-rose


The triumvirate


Okay, so now you know. We didn't do anything sinister during our absence. We just prowled the streets of BKK. We kept the Ranaras awake for four days! Gihilantan intawn si Paul. 

P.S wa jud ka nagpakita!

Quote from: Barbaro on July 08, 2007, 03:23:18 PM
nothing so far...

Growing a penis but losing my vagina as a result. Who wouldn't be horrified? My hole is precisely why I want to grow my own schlong!

Good lord, naka panguros ko! Mike, aren't you even afraid what I'd do to you when I see you? I'm going to BKK in two days, with two girl banshees in tow. Magskandalo jud ko sa imong iskwelahan. I will stand there and shriek in my best madwoman voice, "Asa na? Asa na imong kabit? Ipagawas!"

Quote from: Ghost on June 15, 2007, 06:49:48 PM
if i have a chance to meet God, i wud ask him nganong wala pa man koy GF despite the good looks and talents na iyang gihatag nako! ahahhahahahah! kapal ko no?

Careful, now. A girl complicates things. If you're not picky, getting a gf won't be a problem. The neighbors' yaya will do. If, on the other hand, you want an equal, that's where it gets tricky. A girl who is your equal will hold you spellbound, but she might also give you a coronary.

And no, I do not have a girlfriend.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 16, 2007, 06:57:25 AM
If you could have any job in the world, which one would you want?

Angelina Jolie's

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 16, 2007, 07:05:04 AM
You were just given a yacht. What would you name it?

Elongation! 

Quote from: rose on June 14, 2007, 05:51:35 PM
Of course, I was right at first. Who said, I wasn't? I said, I mispelled the word 'mesmerize.' Haha!

Haha. I so like women who know their minds.

Hey, I think I know you. Were you also a product of DSPCs and RSPCs? Be patient with an old lady like me. I'm trying to job a rusty and rusting memory.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 05:24:23 PM
Chin, ayaw mi pahilaka. Are you also good at soliciting tears from human beings? 

I'm good at soliciting, period. Money, sexual favors, praise - you name it, i solicit it. Hahaha

This takes me back to HSS, circa 1998.

Mike, it's a pity I couldn't fully describe the teachers I had. Yes, I've rough edges, but if you had the mentors I had and learned the things I did, you wouldn't be able to help being rough, too. You'd be outspoken and unafraid. You'd be equal parts scathing and kind. You'd be fun to talk to because you've no use for the trite or the commonplace. You won't always be polite, too, because politeness can often keep you from saying the things you want or need to blurt out. Civility and the need to keep up appearances, you see, can sometimes be why people spend their lives wasting away.

So yeah, I'm rough because all my life, I've moved, interacted, talked, and thought with people who are as rough as they are brilliant. To people used to the smoothness of the conventional and the typical, roughness would be appalling. I find it appealing, however, because I know how hard it is to find.

If Rose enjoys taking the road less traveled, so do I. To some extent (to a one-school-year extent), she is partly responsible for molding me into the person I have become. For that, Rose, I'm grateful.


Disclaimer: Yech! I bet I'd want to delete this an hour after. Hahaha

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 04:20:22 PM
I wish I had a past. 

One of these days, Mike, we will tell you about THAT colorful past.

When I was living through that past, I found it painful and frustrating. Now, it's just funny, the stuff soaps are made of. I wouldn't trade that past for anything oi because to be mushy about it, when Paul and Rose got married, I lost one love but gained two. I love 'em both, these two, and one of these days, I won't settle for a platonic relationship. I've my sights on Harley na gani. I already told the little 'un I'd be Mrs. Robinson to his young graduate. 

How to fall in love in 60 seconds?

A better question would be: why do you have to fall in love in such a hurry?

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 01:05:59 AM
Is that an act of ultimate harassment, Chin?

What harassment? I grab with refinement. 

Hoy paul, adto kuno sa imong profile unya ilisi imong gender. Female kaha imong gender diri!

One word: grab!

Grab anything your hand could grasp.

Hala lumine, I read it as "leche." Haha. nakurat ko nganong gi-leche ang manok ug ang baboy.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 09, 2007, 06:57:08 AM
Chin posted a comment on my friendster sari-sari mall. She said: "Bantay lang ka, pangitaon jud ti ka inig abot nako sa Thailand."

Akong Tubag: Is this a threat? 

Okay, pangitaa ko sa Tumoy Sa Bangaw. Hint: www.theboholstandard.com

P.S. Pagdali ug ari diri kay nag-sale sa Patpong. 

Dear Mike,

I don't make threats. I make chilling promises. 

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 07, 2007, 10:19:09 PM
Hi GEC348, kumusta diha? Cebu-based diay ka?

Thanks you for joining Tubag Bohol. We hope to see you here everyday.
And please don't forget to tell your friends about our web address.

More from Chin next time when she's no longer selling her uterus.

I've long since moved on to peddling other body parts. I'm in Cebu, too, GEC. How delightful! I hope one day, I can run into you (run over you won't be bad, too. haha). I promise to buy you beer.

You said: Alligators are able to out run humans, and can climb trees.

My reply: Alligators are able to outrun humans, and can climb trees. Humans, however, easily make wallets out of alligators.

A cockroach can live a week without its head.

In the interest of scientific inquiry, did you truly test this claim? How many roaches have you decapitated? Did you cut off their heads vertically or diagonally? Was it a clean or a jagged cut?

There are more chickens in the world than people. But we try to even the odds by eating as many of them as we can gobble without contracting bird flu.

Ah yes, chicken eaters are bringing balance to the force.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 11:48:22 PM
Let me ask you this. Can you really handle all types of sexual and marital questions? Well, for marital questions, I'm sure you can very well answer them - as you are already married. Your 10-year union with Paul must have taught you an encyclopedia of ups and downs that are ever present in a married life. But sexual questions? We are still on a "wait-and-see" mode. 

You do know that with a comment like this, you're waving red flag before a bull? A very red flag. A very feisty bull.

I'm shallow. Ube ice cream makes me happy. So does a good book. Oh, and Sid Mier's Civ 3 and 4. The girl can stop looking like a geek, but you can never take the geek out of the girl.

Mike's imaginary hymen is still under discussion?

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 12:37:32 AM
I think pag-mouli mo sa Bohol ipatawag mo ni Bishop Leopoldo Tumulak.

Yes, and you will be dunked in holy water, in much the same way one is supposed to dunk oreos in milk.

Dear Rose,

How can I grow a penis?

I will always be half in love with Yoyoy.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 12:25:31 AM
Chin, the ultimate advice is: "Don't miss to browse Tubag Bohol", or else it will be too late to do some damage-control. 

Real life gets in the way, Mike. This worker ant has to flex her muscles, mind, and mouth to earn moolah. So yeah, by the time I get here, those two would have done their worse na. Hahaha. I know the two of them so well I can only cringe at the thought of what they will say next.

P.S Rose is right. You should define "well." It is a highly suspicious adverb. In what way do Paul and I know each other "well"? 

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 10:54:25 PM
I suggest this topic should be moved to 'private and personal.' Dildos belong there!

Correction. What I have is a vibrator, not a dildo. I'm a wise buyer, you see. I saw no point in buying a dildo, not when a vibrator could serve the same purpose.

In case I offend anyone here with all this talk about adult toys, there is nothing at all lascivious about vibrators. It's just a piece of equipment.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 12:15:28 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, is Rose a typical Boholana?

If the typical Boholana is one who isn't rough around the edges, then hell, no! Rose isn't your typical Boholana. If I'm rough around the edges, Rose and Paul are corrugated and perforated! Promise!

Does everything have to be answerable by "why"? I know to some extent how her mind works. She taught me English for a year, after all. I'm curious how her other parts work, is all. Hahaha

Oh, goodie. A penis pump. I've never really seen one sold in Watson's. I hope it comes with a manual, though. You know what they say about men. They hate asking for directions. In this case, I bet they'd rather see their schlongs fall off than inquire how to operate the pump.

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 11:40:05 PM
In 5 days, I'll get to where you are. I don't have to strip after all. I so wanted to do it pa naman. How disappointing it is to be refused. [/b] [/size] [/size]

Ah yes, how disappointing! I would have loved to see you strip, too. 

Quote from: rose on June 13, 2007, 11:43:59 PM
Well, hackneyed as it may seem, "Practice makes perfect."

Yes, practice helps. To some, however, some things come instinctively. Hahaha.

Wait a minute! I was given automatic membership to this unholy triumvirate? What did I do? I rode myself hard all day (only because I ride others harder hahaha) and instead of getting to just lurk here in peace, I find my name used in vain more times than I could count. 

It's good to have you here, Rose and Paul.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 07:47:28 AM
Congrats, Chin. You are now a full member.  So, behave from this day forward - and stop terrorizing us, or else I will ban your I.P. address. 

Now you're doing a Mommy Glo and a Daddy George. This would have been more believable, I think, if I hadn't known you're a member of the press.

Press people are naturally allergic to all forms of censorship. 

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 07:40:52 AM
Solution: I have to implement some damage-control measures whenever she logs onto Tubag Bohol.

It's a good thing, then, I'm always working like a dog. Had I all the time in the world to lurk here, you'd have to employ two people to work full-time policing this site and making sure my rough edges and I don't offend more people. Hahaha

Quote from: GEC348 on June 13, 2007, 02:46:56 AM
Vader's so-called roughness on some edges is playfully and naughtily done, ha, ha! 
It's terrorizingly amusing.
A trace of Wednesday of the The Adam's Family and a bucket of that character that Liz Hurly as a sultry she-devil. 

Terrorizingly amusing? This reply moved me. Why, you understand me like no one else does, GEC. Otherwise, you wouldn't have known I work at sowing terror wherever I go. Fear is the most primal and honest of emotions. I hope to inspire it in everyone I know. Hahaha.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 12, 2007, 11:17:14 PM
> > Ever since knowing your "Tubag ..." site I am a fan reader. It's informative and fun to read. Though, your Newbie so called "Chin" now your Welcoming Host has a hint of being rough on some edges.
Chin's Tubag: !?@?*&^%!@#)( .............. react Chin..........

Hahaha. It's no use, Mike. You can't get me riled up. If there's anything at all those lovely, free-thinking nuns from HSS have taught me, it is the good grace to value people's opinion and remember that the world is so much larger than myself.

I shall take this as a compliment. Rough edges are interesting edges.

Still, if it would make prinsesasadagat feel a little better, I shall try to work on sandpapering these rough edges so that in time, I may be as smoothly rounded and as inoffensive as the piso.

For the time being, however, I remain myself: as rough and bumpy as any of the roads that lead to Ubay.   

Quote from: GEC348 on June 13, 2007, 01:57:06 AM
You have a very cute baby 

Yes, you've a cute baby. Thank you for not letting good genes go to waste. 

Quote from: GEC348 on June 13, 2007, 03:01:34 AM
I asked this question in the thread Who is Capitan Berong.

I'll hazard a guess. He's out climbing coconut trees and flirting with bonny little barrio lasses.

Quote from: GEC348 on June 13, 2007, 02:55:13 AM
Hi, Hi, Miss American Pie
Drive me crazy, your so wacky
You might hang me out dry
Them good old boys
Are drinking coffee y'know why?
They hate to see the day
You will cry.

Dear GEC who is supposedly a "he" only because it's as interesting as being "it,"

I can die happy the moment you write a limerick for me. On my forehead.

Quote from: GEC348 on June 13, 2007, 03:06:15 AM
I've been experimenting--but always failed--how to make sunny-side up egg like those served at Jollibee... no grease, egg yolk is well cooked. Can anybody show me how?

I can't. but I can demonstrate how to gobble up eggs cooked sunny-side up, whether they're perfectly done or not. 

Quote from: GEC348 on June 13, 2007, 03:08:09 AM
This is really bothering me 

Don't worry. Becoming unemployed is said to be a cathartic experience. You might realize a greater calling the moment you stop having a job. Starvation supposedly purifies the soul, and clears the mind.

Quote from: GEC348 on June 13, 2007, 03:57:20 AM

Beauty pageants at schools happen all the time usually as part of the foundation day celebration. In some schools, the ladies are just content to join (or coerced to join) in the such contests and those who are crowned do not desire to search for higher glory.

I stand staunchly by my earlier reply. Why be a beauty queen when you could do so much more? Form an uling cartel lagi or head a tricycle syndicate. 

Oh, and being born pretty is the worst thing that could ever happen to a girl. I promise to expound on this after I've successfully cloned myself and met my deadline as a result.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 10, 2007, 11:05:11 PM
Our Rose has chest pains. This is all because of you.

Yes, she is Thailand's Rose, your host in Thailand.

Girls who've had multiple orgasms? This is the deepest silence.

I'm still skeptical. I know The Rose Ranara. She's never at a loss for words, with chest pains or without. In fact, I suspect she could read news even while in the throes of multiple orgasms.

I agree. But if one must lie, one should do it convincingly.

After all, matud pa sa usa ka great thinker kang kinsang pangan di na jud nako mahinumduman, whatever you are, no matter what you do, be good at it.

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 10, 2007, 10:26:21 AM
This is why.


Left to right: Aileen, Me!, Mimi, Kaith, and Malou

If Paris H has to do time in prison, someone's got to take over the carousing and ****-raising for her.

P.S Mike, I dunno how to post pics. I'm not sure the picture is visible. Oh well, this is girlvader's first step into photo-moon.

P.P.S The girl on the leftmost is PBB Dionne's big sister. This was taken during Dionne's Thanksgiving Party last Friday.

Quote from: yadz26 on June 09, 2007, 12:53:49 AM
p.s.
as if naman we have the guts to ask the guy ' r u virgin?'
lolz.....

Er, why wouldn't we have the guts? I once asked a guy I've known only for an hour or so, "How long does it take you to peak?" He was flabbergasted, but he answered my question. Hahaha 

So yeah, ask Mike. Are you a virgin, Mike? In this instance, let's define virginity as that physical state of your, uh, largely imaginary male hymen remaining intact.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 10, 2007, 10:49:32 PM
Chin, your part is to make this Philippine website the most civilized place in the web universe. 

Civilization is a matter of perspective baya. I still think our neighbors are a pack of savages.

Hey, are you sure the rose that just arrived is our rose? Because our rose never runs out of anything to say, and the newbie rose is about as silent as a girl who's had multiple orgasms and is trying to stand on noodle legs.

Quote from: lumine on June 10, 2007, 06:55:09 PM
How about you?

Fridays make me happy. Saturdays make me excited. I've a love affair with weekends. Sundays, however, give me a coronary. I spend the rest of the week looking forward to Sunday. I spend Sunday worrying about Monday, which is the day s*** starts rolling downhill.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 10, 2007, 10:37:42 PM
Technician, lights on, please...

Here comes Roseth Ranara, now Thailand's most favorite Rose.

Chin will explain the difference between England's Rose and Thailand's. Later. 

You, Mike, are so going to block me the moment I start explaining the difference. Your ears will burn, your eyes will water, and you will wish you hadn't asked me to start talking. Shall I really tell them what I know, Rose? 

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 10, 2007, 10:42:21 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to welcome Pearl from Australia.

Pearl, can you introduce yourself to us? 

To our welcome guru, Chin, have you seen a pearl?

Chin will do her part later.

Hoy Mike, what part? What part, ha? You make me sound like I'm part of the circus, and thus, need to hustle customers by turning cartwheels or by standing on my head. Hello, Pearl. I will welcome you properly after I've eaten. Hahaha

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 10, 2007, 11:32:19 AM
Okay, okay, here's your toothbrush. Please iuli na sa Provincial Library inig human nimo ug gamit. Naa pay mosunod.

You don't do my toothbrush justice. It runs on a single battery and happily vibrates for me, at a touch of a button!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 10, 2007, 11:41:51 AM
Nope. Sinangag nga mais. Nakatilaw na ka ana, Yadz? Tambal sa panuhot.

Sinangag mais, I love. I'll bark at, or bite, whoever you point out to me if you keep me plied with sinangag mais.

H is the 8th letter in the alphabet. It's one of the most versatile letters ever made.

It's the first letter in very useful words like "hymen" and "horse."
You use it to holler hi or hoy!
The word that sits closest to your heart, "home," starts with an H.
It could be used medically, too. Think HIV or Herpes.
Oh, and when you phone random people or listen to your crush's voice on the other end without saying a word, you breathe heavily, and this breathing sounds like an H, too.

Welcome to Tubag Bohol, H!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 10, 2007, 11:32:19 AM
Okay, okay, here's your toothbrush. Please iuli na sa Provincial Library inig human nimo ug gamit. Naa pay mosunod.

Hoy, tungluhon jud ko sa akong mga kaila nganong niabot akong mga hulagway diri! Intawn, uterus ra tong akong planong ibaligya, dili akong karne! Hahaha

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 10, 2007, 11:28:42 AM
Chin, the only red thing here is your avatar. 

Leave my avatar alone! It's the only part of me that's uncorrupted and incorruptible. 

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 10, 2007, 11:26:44 AM
Chin, you should see me laughing now. Dili na ko ka-eskwela ani. Mobyahe pa ko.

Causing a smart little boy to miss class is a worse crime than shoplifting. Eskwela na didto. I've sinned enough as it is. I don't want to deprive Bohol of a future governor who earned his MBA without ever being late for class - EVER. 

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 10, 2007, 11:18:39 AM
Chin, you need 500 posts before you can be inducted as Dagohoy's MU. 

Dagohoy has very high standards, oi.

Hello barbaro, you've an interesting name. It'd make a nice addition to any dictionary.

barbaro [noun]: in ancient times, people who scratched their nether regions and then ate food without bothering to wash their hands
barbaro [adjective]: extremely cruel, uncivilized, or unwilling to perform handwashing before meals
barbaro [noun]: a newbie to Tubag Bohol who will soon outpost and outcomment everyone else, even Cel and Mike themselves

Welcome to Mike's hacienda! Hopefully, ganahan ka magdaro diri.

Hoy Mike, that is sooo not my toothbrush! Neither is nevergirl a toothpaste brand. I was horrified when I saw my face. Hala, murag nahimo na ning red-light district. 

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 10, 2007, 11:05:05 AM
Chin, the Ranara couple has bought a sakobag of fireworks which will be detonated the moment your beautiful feet land on Thai soil.

Oh yes, the Ranaras know just how to set off fireworks. If you fear for your soul, you should claim constipation, inebriation, indigestion, or any other form of indisposition the moment my friends and I come a-Bangkok-calling. 

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 09, 2007, 06:24:17 AM
Chin, how about the good boys?

Why, bad boys are swine you just can't say no to;
good boys are the type you bring home with you;
intelligent good boys whose sense of humor didn't shrivel along with their other organs, on the other hand, are as rare as plutonium.
Plutonium ruined my rhyme.
Still, this qualifies as an answer. 

Quote from: yadz26 on June 09, 2007, 12:07:34 PM
right., if men knew how to please their women..
then size really doesnt matter at all!

Men who don't know how to please their women, fall in line! I would be only too happy to hold a class for all of you. hahaha

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 10, 2007, 10:55:45 AM
Chin, thank you for sowing intellectual terrorism in this site.

Being a Junior Member, you are now qualified to join Miss Bohol 2008. 

Why be a beauty queen when you can aim for so much more? Forming an uling cartel in Bohol, for instance, or lording it over a tricycle syndicate are much more challenging pursuits than strutting before an audience in my birthday suit. hahaha.

So, how many posts do I have to make before I become a fledgling dyosa?

I enjoy poking fun at myself, so yes Mike, you may jump into that particular bandwagon, too. My toothbrush is yours for the taking. Hahaha. Incidentally, I will be in Bangkok in three weeks' time. Dust the trombone, rouse your worshippers. I expect a marching band to greet us! =)

This is why.


Left to right: Aileen, Me!, Mimi, Kaith, and Malou

If Paris H has to do time in prison, someone's got to take over the carousing and hell-raising for her.

P.S Mike, I dunno how to post pics. I'm not sure the picture is visible. Oh well, this is girlvader's first step into photo-moon.

So, Tubag Bohol isn't only good for recreation, you should visit it for health reasons, too? Makes sense. Mike and his posts are a good cure for constipation.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 09, 2007, 05:52:21 AM
Now I know more about you.

Some things are best done in leisure. 

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 04, 2007, 05:21:48 PM
We realize that some Boholanos know a lot of things about Bohol. This board may shock you. Brace yourself.

Okay, shock me.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 09, 2007, 05:51:12 AM
Chin, are you sure about that?

Sure about which? I'm sure that some things in the world are immutable - bad boys will always appeal to good girls, chocolates do crazy things to one's appetites, and some women want chocolates in much the same way they menstruate: regularly!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on April 25, 2007, 01:22:52 PM
8. Sex cures headaches. Endorphins released into our bloodstream when we have sex not only give us pleasure but also act as painkillers. Useful information to whip out the next time your partner uses a headache as a reason to say no.
Sources: The Kinsey Report, Wikipedia, American Urology Association

So, the next time you get a toothache or a killer migraine, have sex. It's a cheap, natural alternative to Biogesic and Advil.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on April 25, 2007, 01:22:52 PM

10. 70% of women would rather eat choclate than have sex.

Sources: The Kinsey Report, Wikipedia, American Urology Association

Well, chocolates and sex have something in common. Both require the careful use of mouth. 

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on April 25, 2007, 01:22:52 PM
1. The typical lovemaking session lasts around 15 minutes: roughly 10 to 12 minutes of foreplay and around 3 to 5 minutes of intercourse.

Sources: The Kinsey Report, Wikipedia, American Urology Association

How disappointingly brief! The human race should be more ambitious and aim for 30 minutes to an hour.

But of course penis size matters - in the same way it would matter, medically anyway, whether its a pencil or a lamppost you jabbed on your earhole! 

As with most things in life, however, its what you do with it that matters the most.

I can do the dishwashing! 

Publicity, whether negative or positive, is always good so long as they spell your name right. Haha. You will be happy to know I've changed my mind about selling my uterus, and trading body parts in general. 

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on April 25, 2007, 10:51:50 AM
I don't really know if I have relatives in other Bohol towns. Only in Anda you can find a Ligalig. If you know of any Ligalig in Bohol other than those in Anda, please post their names here. Thanks indeed!

Mike, I'm in search of relatives, too! I'll refine my search further and specify that I'm only looking for rich relatives who are about to keel over but don't have kids to leave their immense wealth to.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on April 25, 2007, 01:14:16 PM
For those who plan to take the TOEFL, IELTS, GMAT, or TOEIC, let me know. I have CDs and ebooks - all for FREE.

Mike, do you also baptize children, or clean molars?

Quote from: GEC348 on June 08, 2007, 03:36:03 PM
Woe, woe, woe unto me...
I, who have little faith, am now
condemned to lose it forever!

Grant me one last relief
A balm for my conscience
And renew my faith
On the elasticity of
Women's most ardent and
Riscilient guard of
Their most hallowed
and sacred hall.

Ohkay. Let me go get my dictionary. Haha

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 04, 2007, 02:26:49 AM
Chin, can I finish eating my canned tuna (embedded with Thailand's costly wheat bread) before I reply to this rebuttal? 

You, Mike, have been eating your tuna for almost a week now! That must be some tuna! Hahaha.

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 08, 2007, 03:36:45 PM
Yes, Ching and Chin -  a study of contrasts, like darkness and night, good and evil. Hahaha

Oooh drats! Darkness and light diay. Haha. I hate it when I'm reminded I'm human, and as prone to errors as they come.

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 08, 2007, 03:34:38 PM
Welcome Ching

Oh, Ching and Chin 

Yes, Ching and Chin -  a study of contrasts, like darkness and night, good and evil. Hahaha

Captain Berong is the next Boy Abunda.

Quote from: GEC348 on June 08, 2007, 02:00:27 PM
Bohol is the cradle of the Filipino civilization....

Yes, Bohol is the cradle of Filipino civilization. Pantalan kargadors, on the other hand, are the keepers of the flame. Haha. I don't make sense.

Quote from: yadz26 on June 08, 2007, 02:53:24 PM

nowadays, virginity is not really an issue anymore.

It never should have been an issue at all. In fact, the only reasons it should have been an issue in the first place are:
a. if men don't mind having hymens clogging their schlongs, too, and
b. if men agree that tampering with said hymen automatically makes them pariahs and watering holes