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wa ko makatog ug ayo gabi-i kay wala mi magtingog sa akong  uban, unsay hinungdan? gikapoy na mi ug libot-libot sa dakong supermarket ug pangita ug pasas para sa himoong embutido wa gyud mi kakita. nakapalit ra gyud mi sa ikatulong supermarket na. by that time exhausted na siya ug gisapot dayon. gisapot pod ko kay ngano siya ra bay gikapoy? ang nigawas pareho mi way tug hinuon 

Kinilaw nga guso man na, daghan sa caingit beach, ig-agaw na sa kinilaw lato ug lukot.

Quote from: Lorenzo on June 19, 2012, 11:25:24 PM
Hello there Mawjood, do you know Fr. Roel ?

Silingan kaayo sa P. Belderol St. sa Cogon, kaila pod ka niya?

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 26, 2011, 04:27:57 PM

WOW

Quote from: Lorenzo on June 17, 2012, 12:11:54 AM
i love the shades, Father. You're looking pretty chill and laid back in this picture.

Hello Fr. Roel my kapitbahay.

wala ba ni i-crop nga picture

(Pizarras said that it was not the doctor who assisted the delivery of the twins that declared her dead but another doctor who is a pedia practitioner)

Is this a normal practice among doctors? OMG.

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 02, 2011, 09:13:39 AM
bai mawjood, kining sex, kuan diay ni: natural sympathetic.

kai maka taas man diay ni sa kinabuhi, kai maka andar sa kasing kasing.

exactly doc, contentment check, happiness check, cardio vascular exercise double check 

it follows in a way kay kung kuntento ka, malipayon ka unya feeling good and lookig good pod. siguro naay sustansya kay makabaskog gud, ikaw ang makasulti ani dok

bisan unsa siguro nga pagkaon basta paborito, kanang inig kahuman ba ug kaon mang lad-ok pa ka, kuntento ug magpasalamat. lami bitaw ng kalamay sa jagna dugay pod mapan-os

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on September 25, 2011, 07:37:22 PM
how good is good?

it's like eating your favorite food, always looking forward for another treat and looking back with a smile.

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 17, 2010, 12:35:41 PM
unsa man jud tinuod ani? sex is good? or no sex is good! haaay...

duha ra jud akong nahibaw-an ani 1.) sex is good 2.) sex is very good

i wonder why at age 12 she decides to be celibate for the rest of her life.

i'm interested with this online job.

can i possibly avail of this opportunity? i'm here in Jubail, Saudi Arabia staying at home as dependent to my working husband.

i know i'm an above average typist but haven't been into typing jobs before.

Nia ra baya ko kanunay, basa-basa lang, bitaw ginge (jins), napadpad na sad ko sa halayong

dapit ug dugay kaayo ko nakakuha ug internet connection. magsugod na pod ko ug review sa mga

more updates of ESKAYA Beach Resort:

Kris Aquino spent her birthday/valentines day at Eskaya with husband James Yap, their

children and a whole batch of entourage from yaya's to PA and friends. Nalipay kaayo

sila sa atong Bohol. Giharanahan sila sa Loboc children's choir. Kaanindot hunahunaon

nga ang ilang mga kwarta didto nila gastuha sa Bohol. 

Home is where you can be your familiar self, calm, routine and marvelous: a bounty

vouchsafed to the lucky human creature by a providence extravagant in its generosity.

na shock ko ani nga balita, dugay-dugay na man gud ko nga wa kabisita deri sa TB.

all i know about orchids is that she entertains and fills my time re: their love story with balong. thank you so much orchids for keeping me glued to TB when it was one of my most rying times.

we may be stranger to each other but i just want you to know that you did form a part my life. i can't help but grieve, am crying. bye baby.

TEN HUSBANDS

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.

What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!

"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the husband, "but, why?" "Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"

Anak: tay nia koy assignment, "find the least common denominator"

Tatay: ha! sa ako pay naa sa elementarya assignment na na namo, wa pa ba diay na makit-i

PEPE: Bay Jose, bilib gyud ko sa pamilya ninyo, hilig mokanta ug naa sud sa banyo, unya mga  piskay ug tingog.

JOSE: Kinahanglan gyud bay

PEPE: Ngano man

JOSE: Way trangka among banyo

Sa Chemistry Class:

Lito: Pare, unsa may laka-inan sa H2O sa CO2?

Joseph: Sus maryosep, unsa gud ka, wa diay ka kahibaw ana? 

Ang H2O ay HOT water! At ang CO2... COLD water.

A Chemistry teacher asked a sexy student, "What are NITRATES?

The student replied shyly, "Ma'am, sa motel po.

NITRATES are higher than day rates!"

Tindero: Nong, gatas ng baka. P10 piso lang usa ka baso

Manong: Kamahal pod ana Dong, na-a bay tag piso ana

Tindero: Ni-a man pod Nong, pero ikaw nay mo totoy sa baka.

English Class, Bawal magtagalog

Teacher: From now on, speak only english

Pedro: ma'am may i go out

Teacher: why?

Pedro: because father, mother me

Teacher: what?

Pedro: (pawisan) TATA, INA, AKO ma'am (natata-e na ako mam)

Maayong adlaw, mitanda na pod ko kay way lingaw, bagyo karon.

more jokes:

Dihay usa ka hubog nangihi sa daplin sa kalsada nga nataymingan sa kilat

Sa kakurat nakasinggit ang hubog,

"DIOS KO MALOOY KA KANAKO AYAW INTAWON IPA DEVELOP NA, PISOT PA KO"

Quote from: balong on April 09, 2008, 01:25:10 AM
balik lang ko unja kay mo eat sa ko kadIYOT. ga kotoy naman ahong tijan. ala 1 medya na sa hapon dere sa amo sa florida. wa pay pamahaw ug paniudto.

Hala sige kaon sa diha kay aron moandar ang utok ug mobati imong dughan unja ma "in the mood" na ka mopadajon ug istorya. Maajo jud ka moda ug suspense, sige lang tawn mi lili deri ug naa na  bay sumpay sa imong sugilanon.

Quote from: balong on April 06, 2008, 02:04:43 PM
secret milyoner jud ni si mawjood kay silingan man ni versace.

in a few days, hinayhinayan na pod naho ug sumpay ning never ending story of balong. hihihi

Ipamahid lagi dayon nang imong pagka milyonaryo, ayaw na pagtakuban diha, ako napadpad lang ko didto kariyot ug nakasuroy pod gamay, hala ipadayon na imong sugilanon oi samtang wa pa ko masakpi sa akong bana nga miapil-apil ko deri.

Komusta sa tanan nga tagasubaybay sa sugilanon ni balong.
Naunsa ba to nga si fortune ug si balong usa ra man diay, wa gyud ko masayop sa akong duda nga dato ni si balong ug naay kaugalingong travel agency.

Balong, naa ba sa Miami imong travel agency, nakapuyo ra ba ko diha, atbang sa Southshore hospital, duol ra ni sa balay ni Versace, fronting Miami beach.

Quote from: ms da binsi on December 23, 2007, 05:14:10 AM
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You're so adorable, you look so good.

Quote from: lindy on March 04, 2008, 03:38:59 PM

Quote from: Angie Gulle on March 04, 2008, 12:46:04 PM
hahahaha...... utang lipay..bayad likay

Pwede pod "utang lipay, bayad dugay, dayon tingil suko-suko kay gusto libre diay"

kita sinumbagay

Quote from: webvolution on March 04, 2008, 02:53:29 PM

Quote from: mawjood on February 21, 2008, 04:56:05 PM
"Ang gatas ko noong baby ako, Lactum," kuwento ni Marcos sa ibang
presidente.
"Ah ako, Enfalac, 'yun ang mahal, eh," sagot ni Cory.
"Ako, Lactogen, kaya ganito ako katalino," sabi ni Ramos.
"Ikaw, Erap, ano ang iniinom mo noon?" tanong ng tatlo.
"Ano yata Lactacyd."

Have you heard of rumors that Erap will run as president in 2010?

How come he is being set free by our President?

Mao nay problema nato mga Pilipino humok ug kasingkasing, makalimot dayon, hinaut unta nga mabag-o na ni nga kinaiya.

Mao nay giingon nga usahay bisan out of the blue, magduda kuno ta sa ato mga bana para dili ta magmata ug buntag, because women are born with something men don't possess a "CLUE"   

Quote from: Bambi on February 23, 2008, 02:32:45 AM
mawjood................are you a fan of Erap? Haskang lokoha aw logikka diay to siya? hahahahahaha

Way laing sumsuman ug istorya sa opisina kung mag coffee break, si erap madali-dali, o nia pay lain:

Beast of Burden
Teacher: (talking to ERAP) Can you give me an example of a beast of burden?
ERAP: Carabao, ma'am! Teacher: Very good, ERAP. Can you give another example?
ERAP: How about another Carabao?

Testing
As Erap's Driver test drive the vehicle,
Driver to Erap: Sir, pweding pakitingin kung umiilaw yung parking light (as driver  switches on the parking light)
Erap: OK, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir, yung headlights, umiilaw ba? (as driver switches on the headlights)
Erap: OK rin, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir yung signal light pakitingin? (as driver switches on the signal light)
Erap: Gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw.......

Lindy, maayo kay wa ko mag inusara, siguro nia pay daghan dire

ligiah, arang gajud lisora magtakuban, akong paminaw mora ko ug mitago sa kabinet nga sa kadugay lisod iginhawa, he! he!

Day Ginger, hapit na unta ko mahimong avid fan sa inyong love story, takulahaw nahanaw man 

 

One day, Erap sees Pres. Ramos reading a book on logic.
Erap : Fidel, mahirap yata iyang binabasa mong libro.
Ramos : Hindi, logic lang ito, madali lang.
Erap : Ano ba yang logic na yan, hindi ko yata alam yan.
Ramos : Ganito lang yan, may aquarium ka ba sa bahay?
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : Kung may aquarium ka, eh di mahilig ka sa isda.
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : At kung mahilig ka sa isda, mahilig ka rin sa dagat.
Erap: Oo.
Ramos ; Eh di kung mahilig ka sa dagat, gusto mo pumupunta sa beach.
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : At kung mahilig kang pumunta sa beach, mahilig ka sa babaeng naka-bathing suit.
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : Eh kung mahilig ka sa mga seksing babaeng naka-bathing suit, >eh >>di >> > >lalakeng - lalaki ka.
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : Eh kung lalakeng - lalaki ka, eh di macho ka.
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : Kita mo na, ganyan lang ang logic!
Erap : Okey pala yang logic na yan, ah!
The following day, Erap sees Maceda in the Senate. . .
Erap : Pare,Maceda, susubukan ko lang itong tinuro sa aking logic ni Ramos.
Maceda : Sige nga!
Erap : May aquarium ka ba sa bahay?
Maceda : Wala.
Erap : Bakla ka pala

Quote from: lindy on February 21, 2008, 05:46:05 PM
dili gyud maagwanta day no! mokatol gyud ang tudlo hehehehe.

Mawjood, dili kaagwanta, kawat-kawat jod abli computer para maka lili ug ma update

Quote from: Ginger on February 21, 2008, 05:44:18 PM
Mawjood?!?! girlash diay ka? Bantog rang maayo kaayo ka mo storya sa sculptured fake nails. Sus! ga duda na baya ko adto nga membro ka sa federasyon...hahahah

Day ginger, pure intawn baje ko mao bitaw nga nigawas na ko sa closet kay labihan lisora ning magtakuban oi, wa nako madawat nga gitawag ko ni balong ug Mr. he! he! he! ako na lang hulagway ang itago kay mabuking na gyod ko sa akong ex-boyfriend.

Kalooy sad nako na aan baklish, bwa ha ha ha. Asa ra ba to inyo blooming nga love story ni balong "it died a natural death?"

Svet, ato-ato ra na, dili na tawn ko mahiluna nga tawgon ko ug Mr. oi. sige close book na ni kay makabasa unya akong ex-boyfriend, magduda unya

Naghilom-hilom man si balong oi, mata na diha kay aron malingaw na mi deri.

Psst. . . . .  dili ko HE oi, nagtakuban lagi ko kay tigbasa man gud akong ex-boyfriend (bana na karon) dinhi ug dili gusto moapil-apil ko ug post kay basa lang kuno mi, mao na sa opisina na lan ko mag abre tawn.

"Ang gatas ko noong baby ako, Lactum," kuwento ni Marcos sa ibang
presidente.
"Ah ako, Enfalac, 'yun ang mahal, eh," sagot ni Cory.
"Ako, Lactogen, kaya ganito ako katalino," sabi ni Ramos.
"Ikaw, Erap, ano ang iniinom mo noon?" tanong ng tatlo.
"Ano yata Lactacyd."

Hay salamat kay nakaabot na gyud ko sa tumoy aning mga jokes, perti tawn nakong balik ug subay kay lisod ning mabiyaan ta, maayong adlaw ninjo tanan, modayon na pod ko utro dinhi ha!

LOVE CODE
Sa panliligaw ni Erap, mahilig siyang sumulat ng coded love
messages tulad ng:
ITALY - I truly adore and love you
SASAYA - Stay as Sweet as you are
Para lalong bumilib and kanyang nililigawan , sinikap niyang
gumawa ng "love letter" na gamit ang  alphabet:
ABC - Always be careful
DEF - Don't Ever forget
GHI - Go Home Immediately
JKLM - Just Keep Loving Me
NOPQRSTUVW - No One Perfectly Quite Romantic Should
Treat U Very Well
Napa-whew at pinagpawisan si Erap. Tatlong titik na lang and
natitira...XYZ.
Pinag-isipan ito nang husto ni Erap. Makalipas ang oras,
napangiti siya at pinalakpakan ang kanyang sarili bago
sinulat ang:
XYZ - Xee You Zoon!!

Asa na man to si balong oi, dugay-dugay na wa mopa tim-aw

na miss na namo ang sumpay sa imong istorya

Quote from: Macky Ferniz on February 04, 2008, 02:52:21 PM
Sorry mawjood, wala ko katubag dayon kay na busy ko sa work dire. Amo to nga ig agaw kadtong na miss DWC.

A, mao ba, asa na man ron si ma'am ferniz kadtong maestra sa bohol high

Quote from: thatsmyboy1992 on December 06, 2007, 04:15:39 PM
unsa man gud ang truth nya?i hope he is not Gay!

www.mikeygatal.com/connect

Layo ra kaayo nga mahimo siyang "gay" pwede pa siguro "talamaje"

Quote from: balong on February 08, 2008, 07:38:35 PM
padajon lang mo diha sa injong mga koko. basta ako mr. mao jud, kanunay lang mag sakit ahong pos-on. way kapahongawan sa ahong gibati. maajo man tong ga trabaho pa ko sa barko sauna, naa perme ang baje. a girl in every port. karong nag tnt na ko, tago lang kanunay sa ahong so-ok, perte nang looya. wala nay sexercise. ma tiguwang ko ug dali ani. kay ang sexercise is the best for keeping you young. aho bitaw nga kauban sa barko sauna, tiguwang na. 60 plus. pero perteng askila. inig dunggo namo, gawas dajon mangita ug tsex. kuyaw kaajo tawhana kay mga bata kaajo ijang pili-on. mao pod tingali toy naka pa bata pod nija. ang dugo sa mga young virgins. miss naho ang kinabuhi sa barko. grabe man to-od ang trabaho pero the fun that you have is solid . mao nga kadtong ahong amigo, na tiguwang na, pero wa jamoy balay. nangabang lang ug apartment sa manila. unsaon horot man kanunay ang sweldo. adto ra sa tsex. ako kay kontrolado man. mo gasto man ko, pero mag tipig pod. naa juy ipabiling savings. budget ba. a couple of years more, uli na ko sa atong bohol. hago poy-an ning amerika. maajo lang ug naa kay papel. pero pareha naho nga tnt, paet. perte man jud untang korsonadaha si dorothy makig minjo naho, pero wala ko. unsaon nga wa man ko mahigugma nija. gusto ko maka kita ug bisaja nga pareho naho pod ba. simple living. ambot lang kaha ning ahong langga orchids ug mo tinood ba ni. pass sa ta ron sa mga story telling kay kwaresma. ting pogong. unja ra naho tiwason ning ahong never ending story after the easter season.

Salamat balong sa imong pagsabot sa among gagmay nga kuro-kuro bahin sa kuko, looking forward ko sa sumpay sa imong istorya.

Balong I smell something in your closet, I suspect you are not a TNT in the US but a prominent one, but just the same you don't need to divulge your identity, just keep on posting.

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 07, 2008, 11:23:39 AM
bwahahahha

Hala Boss!!!

naa si Mawjud sigi dokdok!

Pssssssssst...... ayaw saba ms. da bins kahibaw ba ka nga online tawn ko the whole duration of my stay in the office, bisan conduct ko meeting inig kahuman molili dajon ko TB oi. sige lang kay wa man madaya sweldo kay trabaho man ko toda-toda.

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 07, 2008, 11:22:47 AM
korek, good judgement Mawjud!

hahahha

pasagdi sha unja na sha sultihi ug maka kita na kag atutong sa ijang kuko!

whehehehehheh

Oi asa raman to si balong, nisimang na ta deri, sori balong napagdiskitahan ang mga kuko. No offense meant, naistoryahan lang. 

Ipadayon ang imong sugilanon sa kinabuhi para mahuwasan ka sa imong gibati, kung unsa man gani na.

Quote from: Barbaro on February 07, 2008, 04:59:08 AM
http://s161.photobucket.com/albums/t202/angseaman/?action=view&current=FirstTimeDadML.flv

Kalooy pod sa doktor oi, maayo pay dili pasud ongon ang mga bana inig panganak sa ilang asawa labi na gyod ug mga first time dads, nanimaos siguro siya kay gihampak man iyang anak

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 07, 2008, 09:23:11 AM
naputlan gyud, luoy.

naa sad nga wa pa kaajo ma grabe pero high dose na gyud antibiotic, pero sus bahala, di ko ana oi!

kay ining kaajo sa noka noh? madaut na ilang kuko...dili na normal nga kuko tan awon!

hahahaha mura nag kuko sa kabajo!

hahahahha joke lang ha?

na-a baya ko ana kauban dire sa opisina, pero dili gyod ko makasulti  niya oi kay sosyalon lagi, so bahala na siya anyway buhay niya yan usa pa dili mi close

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 07, 2008, 10:45:43 AM
bwahahahahahaha

mawjud, sakit baja na kaajo noh?

mao bitaw, gadali-dali man gud ko kay niduol ako boss, na post diay nako wa pa ko katubag, bwahahahahahaha, kawat-kawat lagi

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 06, 2008, 11:24:17 AM
This is what i love!!!!

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

kay pwerte baja gyud sakita na uroy!!!

kadaghan na uroy ko ma ingon ana, in our mind kalami ipamalikas but why? when we say it's all right we start to really feel okey even if the pain is still there 

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 06, 2008, 11:24:17 AM
This is what i love!!!!

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

kay pwerte baja gyud sakita na uroy!!!

Quote from: Bambi on February 06, 2008, 11:10:13 PM
As said.....true love never dies?.... .....and why is it that an individual often times get in love and concludes every affair is a true love at all? Why?

Oftentimes heard "true love never dies" but have we wondered why its only said long after the break up

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 07, 2008, 08:01:52 AM






Mawjood, bao dagway fad dagway na sa ilaha..

pero ang kuko dear sus wa ka kabawo ana sa original nga kuko gi atutong nah!

honest kanang tig-ing ana kadugayan atutongon man ang kuko...

you know why? dili gud ma exposed akg orig nga kuko sa air...

dajun kada tang tang ana maapil man ang uban nimong kuko so mo nipis na sha,

i did that before, then i realized nagka nipis ahong kuko, so i stopped it.

inig ka nipis ana susceptible na dajun sa bacteria...

honest dili na gyud na sha sosyal karon...

i had patients who got gangrene because of that...

ngek! bahala mong sosyala mong kukoha mo uroy!

Labihan ms. da bins, mao jud na ang tinood, they sacrifice their health and safety so that they can be identified with the "in" crowd, until they realize the danger, let them be

nakasuway na diay ka ana maayo kay niundang ka, good for you. unya unsa may nahitabo sa na gangrene nimong pasyente, naputulan?

Quote from: Bohol Bol-anon on February 06, 2008, 01:57:00 PM
Di kaha maluspad si Balong aning greetings ni Orchids?

Depende ni balong, pero akong interpretation (fake manghuhula) sa valentine message ni orchids para kay balong "i'm hot and sexy but beware"

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 07, 2008, 05:19:27 AM
na unsa gud nang baje nga kadaghan ba anag singsing? kulang sa pansin???

taas pa jud ug koko! ngek!

ang ija ra gyud panit ang limpyo tan awon kay puti man...

Ms. da bins, dili na tinood iyang kuko sculptured nails na, ipapilit lang na sa ibabaw sa tinood nga kuko for a period of time. medyo may kamahalan, pang "sosyal" ba.

In fairness hamis baja pod ug kutis and very lean ha, kaya lang nag kalandrakas jud ang singsing, fad siguro sa ilaha na karon.

louran pud diay ka balong? ana man gyud nang kinabuhi, moagi ug misteryo sa kasakit. murag sa tan-aw naku gusto man ka ug shortcut diretso sa himaya ug kalipay.

nalipay ra man pud ko balong nga hikaplagan na nimo si orchids. ang buwak nga nangalimyon sa imong kasing-kasing. akong tambag nimo, stick to one na gajod, ayaw na lingi sa uban pa.
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Agoy morag lovers quarrel man ni da, sige lang kay basin inig balik sa inyong pagtagad sa usag-usa mas mainit ang samahan

Sa pagka tinuod balong, kung naay nag monitor dire kung unsa nga topic imong giablihan, maapil jud intawon ko deri sa listahan mao nga nakahibawo ko sa dagan sa imong istorya, basta just keep on posting your story together with the developing love story on the sideline.

Hala sumpayi na dong (dodong ka pa ba) imong mga personal "no holds barred" bitter-sweet experiences 

Unsaon man gud nga naabsent man ko ug dugay-dugay deri, mao nga nagutana jud ko, pero okey lang sa amoa nga imong mga tagasubaybay kung kinsay imong gikasinabot deri, basta keep the fire burning, sano.

Day ginger, naunsa ra man diay tong inyong duha ni balong nga love story? nag bloom na man unta to, unsa may nahitabo nga nag "change of affection" naman si balong.

Hinoon, na absent kog usa ka buwan pero nalingaw ko sa mga camel, anad man diay na sila ug tawo.

Quote from: Ginger on January 31, 2008, 09:02:41 PM
diin man diay ka gikan, mawjood?

Niadto ko sa middle east for one month, ay sus didto kay "man's world" wa jud ko kaadto ug computer shop kay dilikado kuno

Sus natagbaw jud intawon ko ug subay ani nga thread kay nakalimot ko dis a ko undang. lisod diay magbakasyon ta mawala ta sa passing.

Hello nijong tanan, long time no hear, i'm glad i'm back.
Hi balong and orchids hinaut nga mahimong reality ang inyong love story, lingaw kaayo ko, salamat sa inyong mga post

Macky, kanang imong mama ug ang maestra sa bohol high sauna mao ra ba na siya. duna siyay anak nga na miss DWC

Quote from: Ginger on January 24, 2008, 01:46:35 AM

Until now, wala gihapon ko kasabot.

Ako pod wa gyud ko kasabot kapila nako balik-balik ug basa.

Hi Guys, long time no hear, been to the middle east for a month long vacation, weird place for a vacation? maybe not, enjoy ko gukod sa mga camel para jud tawn maka pag pa picture ug tinood nga camel, ninja pod kay manglikay man.

Daghan ko backlog deri.

Quote from: Bohol Bol-anon on December 11, 2007, 12:22:36 AM
By Sen Guingguing
Bohol Sunday Post

An old and dilapidated tote bag was left in a tricycle yesterday with the driver still going on with his daily grind to pick up and unload passengers unmindful that he has a P73,000 windfall at the cargo bay of his motor cab.

The same worn out bag was found by another passenger but never did he express interest to claim as his own because on the surface, there was nothing important inside owing to its ragged look.          

Until the mysterious bag was unzipped by the curious driver that he found to his surprise that it contained P73,000 and other personal belongings.

For two hours, the driver identified as Cecilio Lajos of Upper Calceta St., Tagbilaran City, went on with his daily chores until he decided to find out what was inside the bag.

The driver suspected that a passenger boarded his cab along CPG North Avenue near the Bohol Institute of Technology building and he must be its owner of the bag.

Also found in the bag was the name Arnulfo Divinagracia of Santo Nino Hills Subdivision in car registration documents.

An unidentified passenger alerted the driver about the bag lying idly in the passenger seat. The driver gave no special attention to the bag judging from its deceptive look. He just put it at the cargo hold at the cab's back unmindful that it was stuffed with cash.

When he found out that the shabby bag contained cash, he lost no time in turning it over to the Lost and Found Section of Station DYTR.

In an interview, the driver, said it was not uncommon that he used to return personal belongings left by passengers in his motor cab.

He recalled that that there was a time that at least five cell phones were left in one setting in his cab.

He said for 14 years as tricycle driver, never was there a time that anything valuable left in his motor cab were not returned to their rightful owners.

The honest driver has four children, the youngest of whom is still five years old. He hails from Libogon, Duero town.

Kadaghan nako makadungog ug mga istorya about honesty (returning lost valuable things and money) nagka anam gani ug kadaghan ug nahimong ordinaryo na.

Ako mismo nakabilin ug microphone sa tricycle sa tagbilaran gireport namo sa dytr, kahibaw ka nag abot mi didto sa drayber kay nanawagan pod siya sa tag iya sa microphone. gi broadcast pod namo ang pasalamat oi. daghan buotan ug honest dapat mas modaghan pa gyud ta. 

Be it a simple microphone or a huge amount of money, these people should be given due recognition and applauded para pamarisan.

Quote from: Ginger on December 12, 2007, 12:47:39 AM
wahehehehhehehehehhehe

Gitan-aw ko sa akong mga office mates deri kay mikalit ko ug agik-ik abi nila natuk-an ko kay mikalit man pod ko undang. bahala na basta malingaw ta, nakakita na baya ko ug grief nga gi hammer, lawlaw bitaw, bwahahahaha

Quote from: balong on December 09, 2007, 01:44:35 AM
kontento naman unta ko sa ahong kahimtang sa barko. bahala na ug usahay, perteng dagko-a sa bawod. di man pod kanunay. ang naka ingon jud sa ahong decision nga mo ambak mao ang chief mate nahong kauban. pareha nahong pinoy. pero tagalog sija. ang barko nga ahong gisakyan when i jumped ship international ang crew. gamay ra ming mga pinoy. 5 lang mi ka book. mga bisaya. ang chief mate ra maoy tagalog. mga poti ang kasagaran namong kauban niadtong barkoha. ang nahitabo gud imbis panggaon mi sa among chief mate kay pinoy man unta , gi daug daug man hinoon mi nija. unja maajo sija mo treat sa mga puti namong kauban. ang e assign namo nga trabaho lisod. unja sa mga poti gaan ra. okey lang unta ug ingon ana, pero siningkahan mi kanunay. kadugayan, nag sabot na mi sa ahong mga kaubang bisaya. unsa man bay, ato na lang ning itambog sa dagat si kalbo. gi danggaan man to namo ug kalbo kay upaw man. tinood nang injong ma dunggan  nga mga estorya nga usahay, naay ma missing sa barko. ahong giingnan ahong mga amigo, dili maajo ug ato sijang patjon, mas maajo nang atong pa antoson. ako lay bahala. polos minjo man gud tong ahong mga kaubang bisaya. unja ako ULITawo pa man. diha na man gud koy mga kaila sa states. sigi silang pangimbitar naho nga mag jump ship. dili jud unta ko gusto mo ambak kay maka daut man pod na sa record sa mga shipping agencies. pero sugo jud tingali sa kahigayonan. i made a choice. my destiny was waiting. ahong gi plano ug maajo ang ahong buhaton. ga pahibawo na ko daan sa ahong mga amigo sa states. aho silang gi sultihan sa ahong plano. poslan man nga mo bija ko ug trabaho sa barko, bilinan naho ug handomanan ang among chief mate nga kalbo. ma agwanta ra man gud unta to nahong singka. pero dihay kausa nga gi laparo ko. i vowed to myself, kinhangang maka bawos ko.

Hi Balong, nice to hear you again, unya unsa may inyong gibuhat kay kalbo.

Abi nako ug love story ra ni, sus duna pa gyud bonus feature nia pay suspense. Kahibaw ka Balong, sa pagkatinood kung moapil ka ug writing contest makadaug ka sigurado kay you can readily capture your readers hearts and fancy, keep on writing.

I wish you a stable and more happier 2008 both personally and career wise.

Quote from: Ginger on December 07, 2007, 09:21:15 PM
mawjood, mo stay gud ka didto one night...dalha imong kapikas.

Maayo unta kung makalugar ko inig uli puhon, guol gani ko karon kay mo byahe na sad ko ma miss nako TB, hay buhay

Quote from: ms da binsi on December 07, 2007, 04:47:39 PM
Ahaaaa! Smart Cookie!!!!!!

Mawjood apil diay ka sa ahong brotherhood...

mga sumusunod ni Charles Darwin!!!!!!!

Dili ko apil ana ms. da bins, mi patronize ko, no offense meant

Quote from: Lorenzo on December 07, 2007, 01:50:04 PM
My views a rather mixed. I think that everyone has the right to marry whoever they want to, if there is an attraction--then by all means. To each his or her own. Diba?

Why spend time worrying about others. Worry about yourself first.

Korek ka dyan dong, to each his own.

And for ben, follow your heart to where it takes you, that's the mystery of love, because if mixed marriages had not happen, then the evolution of man shouldn't have existed. Pasyensya na sa inyong mga laki nga nabihag.

Quote from: Barbaro on December 05, 2007, 07:37:42 AM
Boy 1: Nasusuka ko kaya lang di ko masuka!
Boy 2: Malali lang, sundutin mo tonsil mo.
Boy 1: Di pa din e
Boy 2: Try mo sundutin pwet mo!
Boy 1: Di pa din e!
Boy 2: Saka mo isundot sa tonsil...

Patay na, hasta tinai nato ana habwa

Quote from: ms da binsi on December 07, 2007, 02:11:45 AM




hahahhahahahehhehehehhe

ga agik-ik gyud ko nag basa ani, Mawjood!!!

sus bisan pa pakapinan lagi way mo dawat...

pero sigi nalang kay nag binuotan na baja sija,

pero ga agik-ik pa gyud ko...

Mao gyud kinahanglan magbinuotan siya kay teritoryo ni sa kaliwat ni dagohoy,

hilomom lagi pero ayaw tumbi kay mopaak, she's barking on the wrong tree.

O, bitaw pasayloa siya kay wa siya masayod sa iyang gibuhat, gi-ahak.  Maayohon lagi pero bawos una.

Quote from: Ginger on December 06, 2007, 08:02:35 PM
Yes, naa sa Panglao. Wala pa pud ko maka adto ana. Puhon ug maka uli ko, mo adto gyud ko para mag take ug picture para sa TB people.

Unya kay exclusive man kaha na, dili diay ta basta-basta maka sulod diha

Kadtong sila pa ni nanette medved nakaadto pod silang duha sa gipuy an namo sa Boni sa mandaluyong, actually si cesar relative sya sa father side sa akong ig agaw (ako sa mother side) kaya naka access mi sa balay niya

karon pa ko kabasa ani nga thread da, bibo pod pero makapangagot sa bag-ang. In fairness to tour fellow women here bisan wa ko maigo ani.

Pero pasagdi lang na siya oi, she's simply asking herself the question openly why she's not being offered marriage by one of their kind, instead their men married other races. Nasuya ba

Ngano suko man ka day, morag duol-duol ang akong panaghap sa observation ni ms da bins, labihan pod bitaw dagwaya ug ipanghatag way modawat bisan pag ilabay way mopunit

Naka sulod ko sa balay ni cesar sa baclayon, ang wa lang nako makit-i ang ilang bedroom ni sunshine.

Quote from: Ginger on December 05, 2007, 09:12:58 PM

It’s easy to see why people fall in love in Amorita.

Perched on a cliff, with nothing but miles of powdery white sand, lush tropical foliage, and crisp sea air as backdrop, this exclusive resort certainly lives up to its name.

                         

“There’s something about the air in Amorita that is conducive to romance. People come here and fall totally in loveâ€"with the place, with the climate, and especially with each other. As a matter of fact, we’ve had couples who’ve gotten engaged right here in Amorita,” says Rocky Jorolan, general manager of the Bohol resort.

In one instance, Jorolan relates, Amorita and its staff pulled out all the stopsâ€"including laying out a romantic candle-lit spread beside the resort’s infinity pool, overlooking the calm waters of Alona beachâ€"to create the perfect atmosphere for the proposal.

“Everything was so beautiful and fairytale-like,” he recalls, as he described the twinkling candle flames that defined the path to the couple’s table, the only illumination in the twilight-draped resort.

Naturally, he says with a wink, the girl said yes, and now there’s talk of returning to the resort for the honeymoon.

So far, there have been two such proposals since the resort opened in March this year.

Lovers’ Haven

Such romantic hijinks are not entirely out of place. How can you not, after all, fall in love in a dream getaway that offers a breathtaking view of the ocean from the balcony of your own villa? A villa, that offers, among other first class amenities, its own plunge pool (for guests who prefer to savour their alone time) and private landscaped garden?

With 34 fully furnished, fully airconditioned villas and de luxe rooms to offer, Amorita is the perfect place to escape the urban jungle, Jorolan told members of the media who dropped by the resort for a three-day respite.

www.yehey.com/travels

Ginger, asa man dapit ning Amorita sa Bohol, naa bay membership ani nga resort?

Quote from: Ginger on December 05, 2007, 09:12:58 PM

It’s easy to see why people fall in love in Amorita.

Perched on a cliff, with nothing but miles of powdery white sand, lush tropical foliage, and crisp sea air as backdrop, this exclusive resort certainly lives up to its name.

                         

“There’s something about the air in Amorita that is conducive to romance. People come here and fall totally in loveâ€"with the place, with the climate, and especially with each other. As a matter of fact, we’ve had couples who’ve gotten engaged right here in Amorita,” says Rocky Jorolan, general manager of the Bohol resort.

In one instance, Jorolan relates, Amorita and its staff pulled out all the stopsâ€"including laying out a romantic candle-lit spread beside the resort’s infinity pool, overlooking the calm waters of Alona beachâ€"to create the perfect atmosphere for the proposal.

“Everything was so beautiful and fairytale-like,” he recalls, as he described the twinkling candle flames that defined the path to the couple’s table, the only illumination in the twilight-draped resort.

Naturally, he says with a wink, the girl said yes, and now there’s talk of returning to the resort for the honeymoon.

So far, there have been two such proposals since the resort opened in March this year.

Lovers’ Haven

Such romantic hijinks are not entirely out of place. How can you not, after all, fall in love in a dream getaway that offers a breathtaking view of the ocean from the balcony of your own villa? A villa, that offers, among other first class amenities, its own plunge pool (for guests who prefer to savour their alone time) and private landscaped garden?

With 34 fully furnished, fully airconditioned villas and de luxe rooms to offer, Amorita is the perfect place to escape the urban jungle, Jorolan told members of the media who dropped by the resort for a three-day respite.

www.yehey.com/travels

Quote from: Barbaro on December 06, 2007, 05:11:52 AM
A boy wrote a letter to his mom:
Dear Mom,
Don't look for me. Im now away. Im in love with Sara. She's 27 and her
baby is 9 months. I know I'm just 15, but I really love her, Ma. I want you
to know we're okay. I'm selling marijuana and she's selling her body in
order
for us to live. We wish there is cure for AIDS so she will be fine. By
the way,
Ma, she aborted our 1st baby. She said we can always make another one.
I'm sorry I wasn't able to personally say goodbye.
P.S: Di ma, joke lang. Dito lang ako sa kapitbahay. Uuwe din ako mamaya.

Kulbaa man ni barbs, maayo gani kay way sakit sa puso ang iyang mama, he he

Quote from: willmerit on November 29, 2007, 07:34:18 PM
asa ba dapita sa bohol ang injoha?   

taga tagbilaran ko will

Quote from: willmerit on November 26, 2007, 07:43:48 PM
ikaw mawjood taga dis a man ka?

taga bohol gud kaajo.

Quote from: balong on November 28, 2007, 03:57:34 AM
frankly speaking, naa juy ubang tawo who suffer from superiority complex. they feel big when they can call you names. they kick you when you are down. or maybe is it an inferiority complex. kay si napoleon bitaw, he was so small in stature physically, but he wanted to be a giant.to rule the world. they feel an inflated sense of themselves , they suffer from the delusion that they are the guardians of morality in the internet. pasaylo-a ko ninjo kong mag pahungaw ko sa ahong gibati. kay nganong wa man sila mamadlong naho sa gisugdan pa lang ning ahong never ending story of my life. karon nga naay daghang ga sunod sa ahong sugilanon, mag pakita dajon sila ug atik. kong ako lang maoy pasultihon, i will quote JESUS.

LET THEM WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE..

Hi Balong, its good that you're back medyo dugay-dugay ko nakabalik da kay nagbyahe na pod ko, nauwahi ko sa developments deri, anyway if you feel you can defend yourself more and stand tall by posting your picture then go on and so with your story, just be responsible in everything that you do.

Your writing style and choice of words may not be appealing to most of the readers here but i want you to know that i appreciate your honesty and conviction in winning ginger's affection.

Quote from: grazie7y on November 26, 2007, 11:33:07 AM
gaka overwhelm man gud ubang people the thought that they were being betrayed mao na gakalimtan sahay sa uban na naay mga anak involved hasta lang pa murder!  Divorce and be done with it and move on with life.  (Kasayon ra pod siguro nko mo sulti noh kay wala man ko ka experience ing ana and I know I would never experience that ever with my husband.)

Ingon ang mga asawa nga naka experience na ug pangaliwa sa bana, dili sila makatoo nga mabuhat sa ilang mga bana kaya huwag mag paka sigurado, have some second thoughts sometimes because anything can happen and most of all pray nga ipahilayo sila sa tukso.

Quote from: Scott on November 26, 2007, 10:55:42 AM
matsalams for the VOC sir mack! padayun!

Wow Scott, this is what I'm looking for in a reading material, it tickles our fancy and imagination, very romantic but not bold. More  Scott

Quote from: balong on November 26, 2007, 06:24:19 AM
i am very sad at the turn of events. from the very beginning, kahibawo na mo unsay dagan niining ahong estorya. way lipod lipod aho na mong giingnan nga kining ahong gi asoy ninjo mga sexperiences naho sa nag barko pa ko sauna. taud taud na ning ahong sugilanon, nganong karon pa man mo reklamo nga offensive ni. nganong daginoton man ninjo ug basa ning ahong estorya kong i offended your sensibilities. prangka ko nga tawo. deretso ang estorya. dili ko mag pa ka gentleman ug mag paka ligdong because i am a sinner not a saint. mas maajo na lang nang kahibawo dajon si ginger kong unsay ahong tomong ug tinguha. i am not a hypocrite. not a pretend gentleman. i am a full blooded male. dili ko pareha sa ubang laki mag paka gentleman pagka human makuha na nila ang gusto, layasan na lang nila ang babaye. andam nahong pa kaslan si ginger kong dawaton niya ang ahong gihalad nga pag higugma. pero kong ma discourage ka ginger sa estorya sa uban, pahibaw-a lang ko...

Hala, calling our moderator here.

Quote from: Barbaro on November 23, 2007, 12:08:45 PM
Girl: Excuse me, were can I find the vibrators?
Clerk: Sa wall po nakadisplay maam
Girl: Ok Ill buy that big red one.
Clerk: Ay bruha! Fire Extinguisher yan!

Hala kuyawa pod na barbs, way makalupig ana bisan african american, bwaaaaa haha

Quote from: willmerit on November 24, 2007, 01:34:15 AM
mawjood wa jud ko kaila, layo raman ang amoa sa poblacion, tua ko sa totolan.

Ah, mao ba, salamat kaayo.

Quote from: Angie Gulle on November 23, 2007, 11:48:46 AM
Hello Mawjood....asa man ka sa dauis??? naa ko classmate sa Dauis....duol ra ila balay sa church..Salinas apelyido...Naa pod ko kila loquellano sa dauis pero naa na sya sa japan karon....

Dili ko taga dauis, naa lang koy kaila didto, morag dili na siya mao kay naa ra man siguro siya sa manila

Quote from: willmerit on November 22, 2007, 09:43:44 PM
oh my God man tingali na

Morag insakto ka Will, OMG means Oh My God, salamat napun-an akong vocabulary

Nangutana ko nimo Will sa laing thread kung naa ka bay nailhan nga loquellano sa dauis, nurse na siya graduate sa UB sometime in 1980 yata.

Quote from: willmerit on September 05, 2007, 06:48:30 PM
magpaila sab ko ha, ako si willmerit taga dauis nabihag ug taga kentucky, unya dia nami namuyo karon sa north carolina.  naa ba po'y taga dauis dinha?   komusta sa tanan!

Hi! will,taga dauis diay ka, naa kay kaila mga loquellano diha? nurse ma man siguro siya graduate sa UB pod.

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 21, 2007, 12:57:17 AM
OMG, Hahahahaaha!!!!!

Salamat dong nakatawa ka ako joke pero wa ko kasabot OMG oi

The Pastor's Ass
   
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
 
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
 
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
 
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
 
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
 
The bishop was buried the next day.

 
     
 
     
 
     

Balong, kung dili ka madala sa among mga hangyo, pangalyupo ug balak, hay budlay, siguro sugdan na namo ug novena ug kuyug sa barangay kada gabii bason madutlan ra ka, ha! ha! ha!

Matay balong, maayo gyud ka mopa bitin-bitin sa imong mga pamaypay, hala Dong (hangyo) sumpayi na intawon imong story

Biyaya na makukuha sa Gulay:

AMPALAYA, pampapula ng dugo
KALABASA pampalinaw ng mata
TALONG pampatirik ng mata
MANI pampatirik ng TALONG.
Ay! nalito na ako. Sad



  _____



Wife: Dear, ano regalo mo mo sa 25th Anniversary natin?

Husband: Dalhin kita sa Africa...

Wife: Wow! How sweet naman... eh!  sa 50th Anniversary natin?

Husband: Susunduin na kita!

Quote from: Barbaro on November 12, 2007, 08:24:48 AM
2 ka amiga hubog sa bar. Paguli, niagi sa cemetery. Nangalibang ang duha. Ang usa gigamit ang panty para itrapo ug gilabay; ug ang usa, nakakitag wreth sa lubong ug maoy gitrapo.
Pagkabuntag, ang ilang bana nagkita
Bitoy: Pre, bantayan nato ang atong mga misis, ang ako nipauli kagabii wa nay panty.
Berting: Ang ako mas grabe pre dunay card nipilit sa iyang lobot nga nag-ingon, well never forget you, from all the guys at the Fire Dept.!

maayo pod na usahay, ma insecure sila as long as dili tinood, bwaaaaaaaahaha

A Husband came home at 4am and saw his wife in bed with another man,
His wife shouted at him,

   "Where have you been?"

    Husband: "Who is that man?!?"

    Wife: "Grabe ka! Dont change the topic!!"

Quote from: balong on November 21, 2007, 02:43:31 AM
wa jud koy tsans ni ginger ani. wa man mo tubag si ginger sa ahong pangaliya.  na hala, manamilit na ko ninjo mga pipol. unsa pa may poy-an naho dinhi sa tubag bohol nga wa naman koy paglaom. daghang salamat sa injong gihatag nga friendship and forgiveness para niining usa ka kalag nga alaut. adto na ako sa yuta diin ang mga alaut ray nasayod. i will miss you all. wa na koy labot sa ginger love triangle, quadrangle. ibilin na lang naho si ginger sa mga maayong kamot ni sigbin. hinaut unta nga ikaw maoy mo gulang mananaog sigbin . adios amigos and amigas.

Naunsa pod ka balong oi, mora man ka ug dili kaliwat ni Dagohoy, Sulong, Hataw, ayaw panalaw wa pa gani ka motunga-tunga.

To All the guys vying for the love of inger, usa lay akong ikasulti, may the best man win. Tam-is ang kadaugan kung mag agi sa kalisud (nose bleed, naka balak gyud tawon)