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By the way, did you know what the Fil-Am White House Executive Chef's prepared menu for the inuaguration night dinner gala hosted by President & First Lady Barack Obama on January 20, 2009.

Dress code: Black Tie Time: 7:00PM sharp by invitation only.
Code name: Philippine Night

Cocktails: Lambanog Batangas with red aratelis 99% proof

Starter appitizer: Pulang buro : fermented steam rice with isda at asin ( galungong ) Magalang pampanga style 

First plate: Soup of sinigang na kandule cooked in daon ng mustasa (style Los Banos Dalanpasigan)

Salad plate: Itlog na maalat with chopped tomatoes with chopped sibuyas tagalog. 

Main plate: 3 slices of hinihaw sa uling na liempong baboy garnished with green mango & bagoong at boiled talong 7 sitaw. A cup of sinangad na kanin sa bawang   

Dessert: Halo-Halo with Ube ice cream & leche plan on top.               

After dinner show: Itik-Itik at Tinikling ng Bayanihan group imported from Pagsanjan dance troupe.

Orchestra: Musical:Lawis-wis Kawayan Orchestra from Imus Cavite
                   The Philippine Bamboo Symphony at Tambo, Paranague

Soloist: Nora Aunor, Ate Ve, Mega Star Sharon Cuneta

MABUHAY!!!

"PROUD TO BE A FILIPINO"

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The other Pinay at Obama inaugural
FUNFARE By Ricardo F. Lo Updated January 13, 2009 12:00 AM



Besides Charice who is performing at the pre-inaugural ball for Barack Obama in Washington, D.C., presumably on Jan. 18, there’s another Filipino in the event and she’s none other than Cristeta Comerford who has been retained as executive chef of the White House.
This is pointed out by Funfare’s Big Apple correspondent Edmund Silvestre (of The Filipino Reporter) who said that before the actual inauguration day on Jan. 20, “There will be a series of pre-inaugural and post-inaugural events like the Oscars, you know, pre-Oscar events and then several parties during the awards night itself, such as the Elton John party, Vanity Fair ball, etc.).”
Added Edmund, “If the Obamas will watch Charice’s pre-inaugural performance, big deal ito talaga kasi I heard hundreds of performers and their handlers (even those outside the US) are lobbying to be able to perform in any of these events. This is a historic event, first African American president kasi, eh. Many said this is the final nail in the coffin of racism in America.”
Ang saya! exclaimed Edmund.
“Also attending pala is another Filipino, Philippine Ambassador to the US Willy Gaa, along with the rest of the diplomatic community.”
Edmund sent to Funfare the following clipping of Jan. 8, 2009 issue of The New York Times carrying the story about Cristeta Comerford, titled “No Change Brewing in the White House Kitchen” bylined Rachel L. Swarns:
Some prominent foodies have been clamoring for change in the White House kitchen. But President-elect Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, have decided that Cristeta Comerford, the executive chef at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, will stay put, a transition official said on Thursday.
Ms. Comerford, the first woman to hold the executive chef post, has been in the job since 2005. And some gourmands have argued that that is long enough. Ruth Reichl, the editor of Gourmet magazine, sent a letter to Mr. Obama, along with restaurateurs Alice Waters and Danny Meyer, offering to help him select someone new for the job. Ms. Reichl said the White House could use a chef who cooks local and organic foods and picks some of it from the presidential garden.
But a transition official said that First Lady Laura Bush spoke very highly of Ms. Comerford and that the Obamas, who have two young daughters, also liked the fact that Ms. Comerford is a mother herself. Mrs. Bush’s office has praised Ms. Comerford in the past for creating “original dishes with American flavor.”
“They had heard a great deal about her from Mrs. Bush,’’ said the transition official, who spoke on condition of anonymity. “The Bushs just loved her. There’s no need for making a change.’’
Ms. Reichl said she still hoped that the Obamas would use the White House kitchen as “a bully pulpit” to publicize their healthy eating habits, irrespective of who is doing the cooking.
“I’m sure that Ms. Comerford is completely capable of serving fabulous food to them,” Ms. Reichl said. “I would just hope that they would take this opportunity to use this bully pulpit as a way of saying, ‘We eat healthy, nutritious, locally-grown food.’ I think it would be a really easy way to have an influence on this obesity crisis in this country. I would really hope they would broadcast what they’re eating to the rest of us.”
Ms. Comerford is a naturalized citizen who came to the United States from the Philippines when she was 23. She has a bachelor’s degree in food technology from the University of the Philippines and has studied classic French cooking and worked in Austria. She also worked as chef at two Washington hotels. She joined the White House as an assistant chef in 1995.
Her predecessor, Walter Scheib III, who was hired by Hillary Clinton when she was first lady, was fired by Mrs. Bush in 2005. He said at the time that he had been unable “to satisfy the first lady’s stylistic requirements.’’
On Friday, the Obama transition team released a statement from Mrs. Obama about the family’s decision:
“Cristeta Comerford brings such incredible talent to the White House operation and came very highly regarded from the Bush family. Also the mom of a young daughter, I appreciate our shared perspective on the importance of healthy eating and healthy families. I look forward to working with her in the years to come.”

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I got this as email from a very good friend, I can´t check the veracity, but this is just too good to be true for our country!Mabuhay

Ang pandesal sa ato kay parehas na kadak-a sa Alkaseltzer

Ayessa is not only beauty but brains pa!  She is highly adaptable, that I presume she loves discussions which is a culture in German , mag lalis sa rason dili sa corazon, busa dili magsilbi ang mga looran.
I don´t discuss so much kay dali ko mapikon and my children knows that.
I´m enjoying the postings here, I owuld like to share more but I don´t have much time, take care nga higala
Manay

You mean terror-rice will trigger the next world war?

Saludo ko sa mga arisgada dinhi sa TB, abi ko ug ako ray naka-agi ug paninda.

Carlito C. Amalla [Youth Category]

Carlito symbolizes a new breed of progressive Agusan Manobo tribe. He maintains his distinct culture and at the same time blends in the modern technology.

In 1998, Carlito offered his services to the University of the Philippines Ugnayan ng Pahinungod where he became actively involved in the Roving Library Program. Carlito toured the communities in the UP campus carrying a bag with children's books to teach reading to the out-of-school children and school children after school. More than 300 children received tutorials in math, reading, writing, paining, dancing, and storytelling. Being an artist, Carlito blen comics performances into his teaching which entices the children to learn as well as enjoy the activities.
He was granted awards from UP, UST, United Nations Youth Volunteers, National Commission on Culture and Arts.

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Yehey naka 1000 postings nako.

Hallo Inday,
They are dead bodies and they are preserved through the process of plastination.

Manay

Thank you for your kind undertanding Ondoy Spiderman.

Manay Tess

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Maya Angelou said this:
'I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.'

I will relate to you an experience;
There was a barrio assembly meeting in Barrio Booy, a couple of years ago. I attended out of curiousity and also as an expatriate of Booy.  The discussions was the sand barges, collectors of sands to be sold for building and construction purposes The people of Booy are very irritated with this business in this area. I put up a question, asking of course their permission, as who profits most of this activity?  Who gets the taxes? Are the people aware of the environmental consequences, menos na ug amahong, lato ug mga isda.
I was astound that some youth aired their gripes, I did not know that there are no amahong and other seashells which a food supplement for the barrio people and the taxes gets the city and not the  barrio. The issue was to stop this sand bancas, and revoke the business permits thru barrio resolutions.

Canola is one of two cultivars of rapeseed or Brassica campestris (Brassica napus L. and B. campestris L.).[1] Their seeds are used to produce edible oil that is fit for human consumption because it has lower levels of erucic acid than traditional rapeseed oils and to produce livestock feed because it has reduced levels of the toxin glucosin.[2] Canola was originally naturally bred from rapeseed in Canada by Keith Downey and Baldur R. Stefansson in the early 1970s,[3][4] but it has a very different nutritional profile in addition to much less erucic acid.[5] The name "canola" was derived from "Canadian oil, low acid" in 1978.[6][7] A product known as LEAR (for low erucic acid rapeseed) derived from cross-breeding of multiple lines of Brassica juncea is also referred to as canola oil and is considered safe for consumption.[8] (Wikipedia)


A rape seed farm in Canada, there are farms like also in Europe.



pure rape seed oil

This posting is extra for Ondoy Bolingotoy!


Grape Seed Oil is a vegetable Oil pressed from the Seeds of various varieties of vitis Vinifera grapes an abundant by â€" Product of winemaking.
Grape Seed Oil is used for :
Salad dressings, marinades , deep frying , flavored Oils and baking.
Grape Seed Oil is extracted from grape seeds and has a relatively high smoke â€" point (216c) so it can be safely used to cook at high temperatures ( stir â€" fries â€" sauteing and fondue)
Whether as a salad dressing , for baking , grilling or frying.
Grape Seed Oil retains the original flavor of food . As a great gourmet alternative to olive oil , grape seed oil serves to enhance the natural flavor of foods reveals a subtle pleasant buttery flavor.
Potentially hazardous break down products from excessive frying of foods in oil are avoided with Grape seed oil.
Normal cooking usually required only about one half to one third quantity of Grape seed oil to achieve the same results as with most other cooking oils.
Seed Oil more the amount of oil needed in foods and makes using Grape Seed Oil more economical than ordinary cooking oils.
Grape seed oil is a polyunsaturated oil that is rich in Linoleic acid.
It contains the highest amounts of  Linoleic acid among any oil or food source. One of two essentials fatly acids that the human body can not produce.
One tablespoon of grape Seed Oil provides nearly the recommended daily allowance for vitamin E.

I´m a factory worker.

Manay

Sincere wishes on your birthday..., Manay Tess

matod pa ni Dutch Cowboy taas kono ka ug IQ, ako moto-a nga ikaw bright boy. Magtokod nalang kita ug sindikato? Kanang menos ug pohonan

Adunay miembro dinhi maantigo mobarang? Komedya ra bitaw, pastilan looy ang mga nabiktima, kadto nangutang galing ug kwarta.

Ondoy Balong, I think I could manage to come 2013, hope to see you then!

in my birthday greetings, I see to it that I chose the best photo to bring color for this day.

I saw the Body worlds in Frankfurt, I got some headache because I keep on comparing, how the person lived, say for example an unborn fetus in the womb of the mother.
Genitals and breasts, how proud was the persons about their body and their parts? And now they are reduce to objects, the catholic church did not make any ethical comments about Prof Gunther van Hagens work.

Giving   

Pray for the strength to give some thingsâ€"even a few at a timeâ€"to someone who has need of them.

Aside from her excellent qualifications, Laura Bush expressed her desire to place more women chef in this line of profession fortunately supported by Michelle Obama.

Hi Gener, kamusta ka Ondoy?

You can be against death penalty but, there are politicians who kills and eradicares what they call the misfits of society. They have even copied the slogan of Guilliani in New York, Zero tolerance.
But you are right an honest implementation of the law is enough in a civilized society, no need for death penalty.

ingat,
Manay

Wolf has a great taste of sound! 
I love this too, thanks for sharing Inday Belle!

Bag-o ni nga pakulo nimo Ondoy Balong, wala ka kuyapi?

Hoy taga Duero, asa naman ka diay karon?  Na-a pa gihapon ang dakong balite! maoy silongan sa mga baboy nga ihawonon sa merkado sa Cogon.

Dili diay ko mogamit bisan tawas?

The former first family has high praises over this Pinay chef, she cooked  with love and concern that was the point  best considered by the  incoming first lady Michelle Obama, a healthy meal is very important for her having growing kids. Praise the Lord that her Filipina upbringings helped her career.


By Candy Sagon
Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, August 15, 2005; Page A01

After first lady Laura Bush fired the White House executive chef in February, a group of female chefs and restaurateurs sent her a letter urging her to do what no other first lady has done -- name a woman to the position.

Yesterday she did just that, selecting Cristeta Comerford, a 10-year veteran of the White House kitchen, as the new executive chef.

Comerford, who is married with one child, lives in Columbia. She holds a degree in food technology from the University of the Philippines and specializes in ethnic and American cuisine.

Hallo Ondoy, your link can not be opened, and I don´t want to register.

Manay

Bigay bawi?

"In theory we are asking for the return of the kidney. Of course, he wouldn't really ask for that, but the value of it" - Lawyer for a US surgeon, who donated a kidney to his wife who is divorcing him.

OK there's bitter divorces and then there's bitter divorces. Richard Batista has cause to be a little aggrieved that his wife is now divorcing him. He donated one of his kidneys to her in 2001 and she started divorce proceedings in 2005.

Hallo Taga Lomanoy, Lila Bohol!

Daghang salamat sa imong infos kay ma-mroblema tingali ko sa akong mga properties nga napalit more than 10 yrs ago ug ahngtod karon wala pay titulo. Ni-a ko sa gawas ug kana akong yuta na-a sa Lumangog Ubay. Lain ang nag atiman, very close friend. I think it is high time to take a look on this land.

Have a blessed Sunday,
Manay Tess

Some of the money was retrieve but the rest is still missing, na nug -ab na tingali ang mga iho!

Kamo ra jud akong kasombongan, 2 weeks nako nga gagabas-gabas sa  2 ospital kay ang akong mother in-law, naoperahan kay nabali iyang  upper leg (83) sa siya, unya ako tig-atiman sa akong father in-law nga na heart attack days ago (88).  Looy  kaayo, kay lain man motagad ang mga aleman sailang mga ginikanan, mag tod tod kon kinsa ang mobisita (3 children).  We have a very heavy winter at the moment and they are 15 km apart.
They are very good grandparents to my kids, this is a hard reality in this far flung country, menos ka ug masampitan.

Mahal jamo kining grape seeds oil, ako ning ibutang sa fresh salad. Kanang biko, suman, dili ni angay likayan basta moderate eating and atong ipraktis.

Good morning Ondoy Felix,

Saksto jud ka  nga  mag EB nalang ta dinhi pina-agi sa litrato, basin di-ay sa sunod ng higayon mga kahimamat kita
Have a blessed Sunday!

Manay Tess

Choices  

We all make choices about our lives: what we will do, how we will live, what goals we will pursue. In the end, we choose the kind of life we want, even if we are born in suffering and poverty. We can be selfish, resentful, violent, and meanâ€"or we can be loving, kind, nonviolent, and compassionate.

   
All the bodies belonged to people who authorised the use of their bodies after their deaths for the educational benefit of medical professionals and non-professionals alike. 

this is also helpful for people who develops keloids, a very bad  scarring of the tissue.
ps: oil from grapes seeds
NaturalNews) Grapes, grape juice and wine made from grapes have been in the news for the last few years -- making headlines for their potential heart protective benefits. Now there's another reason to appreciate the healthy phytochemicals contained in grapes. Researchers from the University of Kentucky have found a natural substance in the fruit that's deadly to malignant leukemia cells. The powerful cancer fighter, derived from grape seeds, triggered the death of 76 percent of leukemia cells exposed to the extract in a laboratory experiment.
You´re welcome Bolingits

Body Worlds (German title: Körperwelten) is a traveling exhibition of preserved human bodies and body parts that are prepared using a technique called plastination to reveal inner anatomical structures. The exhibition's developer and promoter is a German anatomist named Gunther von Hagens, who invented the plastination technique in the late 1970s at the University of Heidelberg.




Prof Gunther von Hagens

This uncetainty makes me very unhappy. The money comes from taxes. And taxes are paid bravely by the lowly common tao. Big business have their own tricks to evade taxes so with some prominent actors and personalities. This project is not 100%, and it might succumed to a white elephant projects.  Masayang ang kwrta, daghang gipang gotom.  Unya matingala ang gobyerno nganong nisaka ang insurgency!

Hoarding is the strategy  in manipulating rice prices.  This is sometimes so acute that there some panic in the market. People should be really prepared to defend themselves against such unethical business measures. How about planting in the backyard, like having a small garden? Rice can be substituted with other crops like corn, camote, cassava, maniok , gabi and banana (sarabia). Kita man gud ang mentality ang pananom para lang sa mga pobre  ug ang mga bag-ong tubo mahadlok mobungay kay madaot ang manicure.

Thumbelina the world's smallest horse

 
She may be small, a mere 17 inches and weighing only 60 pounds. But she is all horse.

Born as a dwarf to a miniature horse, Thumbelina is officially the world’s smallest horse.

She may never aspire to be a champion show-jumper â€" she is so tiny she would find it hard to jump over a bucket.

But these things matter little to the feisty Thumbelina, who has been officially recognized as the world’s smallest horse.

That title was conferred on her in 2006 when the five-year-old entered the Guinness Book of Records.

The real-life My Little Pony was born on an American farm to a couple who specialize in breeding miniature horses.

Normally these horses weight about 250lb and rise to a height of 34 inches when they are fully grown.

But from the day she was born it was clear that tiny Thumbelina would never grow to that size.

She weighed in at only 8lb â€" the size of a new-born baby - when she was born. Eventually she grew to just 60lb.

Her amazing size has been explained as dwarfism. This makes her a miniature of a miniature.

She may be a mini-horse, but small means beautiful as far as her owners, the Goessling family in Goose Creek farm in St. Louis, are concerned.

She likes to hang out with the cocker spaniels rather than the other horses on their 150-acre farm.

“When she was born, she was so small we thought she wasn’t going to make it. She looked very ill. We feared the worse.

“Because her legs are proportionally smaller than her body and her head, she has to wear orthopaedic fittings to straighten them out a lot of the time.

“But we love her and wouldn’t want her any other way,” said Michael Goessling, whose parents Kay and Paul bred the miniature horses.

She only measures up to the shins of the normal-sized horses in the paddock.

Michael’s parents have bred hundreds of miniature horses, but they have never had one as small as Thumbelina. She has become something of a celebrity in her home town in America.

She lives on a cup of grain and a handful of hay, served twice a day.

She is expected to live to the age of 17 years because of her size â€" normal horses live for about 35 years.

“She was just a complete fluke and we call her a mini mini. She is too precious to sell. I think my parents would sell me before they part with Thumbelina. She has that special Wow factor, which you only get when you see how small she really is,” said Michael.

While she has the ability to get pregnant and give birth, the Goessling family have decided not to allow this to happen.

There could be complications during the pregnancy, they believe, so it is better to avoid the risks. And also they don‘t feel it is right that the gene which creates dwarfism in horses be carried on through future generations. 

Sesame oil is known for its healing power. The presence of high levels of polyunsaturated fatty acids in the oil is of great value in controlling high blood pressure. It makes it possible to lessen the dose of medication required to combat hypertension. It possesses Vitamin E and thus serves as a great antioxidant, which in turn helps to lower the cholesterol level. Sesame oil massage protects the skin from being victimized by problems such as Eczema, Psoriasis, and Blemishes. It has also proved to be effective in treating toothache and problem of gums.

Sesame oil is an excellent emollient and is beneficial in alleviating tension and stress. It has been observed that people suffering from the problem of hypertension are usually prone to anxiety, poor circulation, nerve and bone disorders. Thus, Sesame oil application protects the body from various disorders associated with nervous system. It also keeps away the problem of insomnia and mental fatigue. Sesame oil is an energy rejuvenator, thus is the best remedy for the tired and aching body. It also helps in treating blurred vision.
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It was shown in German tv the beneficial use of sesame seeds for scars to heal ( morag cebo de macho). They went to Vietnam and check the scars caused by burns (during the war GIs used flame throwers and many were badly scarred. A group of people who were treated with sesame oil experienced fast healing and the scars were hardly visible.

I mean the hairdo, Indayon! Lorenzo looks very stunningly handsome here, isn´t h e? (avatar)

Best wishes on your birthday Nebuchadnezar!

Manay Tess

Ondoy Lorenzo  mao kini imong bagong tupi? New look ni nimo? Harakiri style?

Wow, thatsmyboy, you must be a super guy, kaya nimo mangolot unya masahe pa to make a woman happy! You make me curious.

Our beloved province had been stagnating for sometime. There are super beaches but the locals in general does not profit from it. The infrastructure is still miserable and the presence of NPA is astoundingly high.
Inspite of this we still hold our head high and say this is my home sweet home, we must progress!

INFO ABOUT CLOTHES DRYERS



The heating unit went out on my dryer! The gentleman that fixes things around the house for us told us that he wanted to show us something and he went over to the dryer and pulled out the lint filter.

It was clean. (I always clean the lint from the filter after every load clothes .) He told us that he wanted to show us something; he took the filter over to the sink, ran hot water over it. The lint filter is made of a mesh material - I'm sure you know what your dryer's lint filter looks like. WELL...the hot water just sat on top of the mesh! It didn't go through it at all! He told us that dryer sheets cause a film over that mesh that's what burns out the heating unit. You can't SEE the film, but it's there. It's what is in the dryer sheets to make your clothes soft and static free - that nice fragrance too, you know how they can feel waxy when you take them out of the box, well this stuff builds up on your clothes and on your lint screen. This is also what causes dryer un its to catch fire & potentially burn your house down with it! He said the best way to keep your dryer working for a very long time (& to keep your electric bill lower) is to take that filter out & wash it with hot soapy water & an old toothbrush (or other brush) at least ever y six months. He said that makes the life of the dryer at least twice as long!

How about that!?! Learn something new everyday! I certainly didn't know dryer sheets would do that. So, I thought I'd share!



Note: I went to my dryer & tested my screen by running water on it. The water ran through a little bit but mostly collected all the water in the mesh screen. I washed it with warm so apy water & a nylon brush & I had it d one in 30 seconds. Then when I rinsed it the water ran right Thru the screen! There wasn't any puddeling at all !

That repairman knew what he was talking about!



PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO OTHER PEOPLE IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK. NOT ONLY COULD IT SAVE SOMEONE'S HOUSE, BUT IT COULD SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE !!

Hassle ang warranty ni-ani kay tua sa UK. This offer is good for UK residents, in my opinion.

Inday Ayessa this is so meaningful, thanks for sharing.

Manay

Ang afternoon delight was coined for office lunch break and the things that follows to ease the stress! intiende Indayon?

Living Life Fully
   
Minute Meditations: A Quiet Spot in Your Busy Day!
The point of life is not to forfeit it, to lose one’s soul, and to go to hell. Rather, the point of life is to live it to the fullest here and now and forever in eternity.

Afternoon delight ang tawag ni-ana!

Hoy Indayon, happy to see your pictures, the first one could be a nice version of Amy Winehouse´s hairstyle, yatis da!

Mr Bean, adto Manila pod ihapit imong Gluehwein! Tagay, cheers, prost!

Top ten sex tips for men
Teeth brushed, condom on, socks off? The London Times has revealed a list of top ten sex tips for men.

1. Men aren't irresistible and not all women are desperate for sex. Good lovemaking starts long before you reach the bedroom, so before any date, have a bath. Everyone smells: some women like the smell of male sweat, others don't, but no one likes the smell of stale sweat. Watching steaming movies can help things along.

2. Sexual gymnastics are often distracting. Chopping and changing positions and techniques can make a woman's sexual excitement plummet.

3. Thrusting for hours without climaxing doesn't make you a stud muffin. It does make her numb and sore.

4. Don't assume your partner is comfortable in her own skin. A survey of 3,500 British women, by the bathroom equipment company SHUC, found that one woman in ten feels so embarrassed about her body that she turns the lights out before taking off her clothes. The average woman still spends a lot of time every day beating herself up about her weight and looks. Nakedness increases that vulnerability, so be sensitive to her insecurities and, if you think that your partner looks great, for God's sake tell her.

5. There's more to sex than pushing the right button. Men have discovered that the key to female orgasm is clitoral stimulation, and many now rub the lamp rather than poking around inside it. The upside is that women are climaxing more often but the increase in emphasis on genital manipulation has made for some very mechanical sex. Going straight to the erogenous zones is the equivalent of fast forward. Men who focus on left breast, right breast, genitals, reduce their partner to a set of body parts.

6. Be polite. Never nudge your partner's head towards your nether regions. During fellatio don't thrust into your partner's mouth, don't hold the side of her head - and definitely warn her when you think you are going to come. With regard to orgasm, always operate a ladies-first policy.

7. Make certain that your partner knows how attractive you find her by paying as much attention to kissing her, complimenting her and generally spoiling her. Don't neglect the breasts and other erogenous zones.

8. Though clitoral orgasm is easy to achieve, most women want to experience penetrative orgasm. Intercourse is the ultimate connection between man and woman and the sensation of fullness that it creates is intensely pleasurable.

9. Women are slow burners. They take longer to become aroused and get as much pleasure, if not more, out of tenderness, kissing and cuddling. Though quickie sex has its place, for women on the whole, the longer sex takes, the better it feels. If arousal is allowed to build gradually, it floods the whole body rather than being confined to the genital area and a delayed orgasm is infinitely more powerful than an orgasm induced by five minutes of digital manipulation.

10. Put a little X in your sex. Watching steamy movies with your partner will increase the chance of some how's-your-father.

Source: Times Online
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/men/article1937394.ece

You can not control the run of nature, because of the melting of ice in the polar areas, the sea is getting higher. There are internal upheavals below the sea, that´s why tsunami is common. There are also freak waves that are beyond the brain of the scientists when it happens.
This I learned from my daughter who is studying this profession, I will research more and share with you.
Maosik ang kwarta nga gastohon, ipa-presenta and feasibility study before anything gets started, try to move the locals.

Mahalokan nako imong ilok Lay, you wrote the juiciest substance in this posting, Mabuhay ka Sano!

Unsa manka Raldampong dili ka moagi ug Duesseldorf, aduna may daku dinhi nga exposition bahin sa mga ngipon? Basin magkita ta?

Ayaw mo pang husgar ug tawo, kon iya gayud kana nga debosyon, and it happens he is a politician.

Things that are from nature and so beautiful comes from Him.

Ilimnon? Sumsuman? Or all of the above?

Yehey Alay is here in our arms again, mao pay akong pag abli nabasahan nako ang pangalan sa akong pinangga! Unsa mga bogoy mag EB mo sa Manila, kojog ko?

One flew over the cuckoo´s nest, ako si Jack Nicholson, I could relate to his role.

wala man kay testicles Day! Kidding aside, you must be a wonderful woman Kiams, you have a very high EQ ( emotional quotient). You must be loving and a caring person. Jackpot ang maka asawa nimo Day!

I used to participate in some Forums with very serious and intelligent topics.  It was very interesting at first because of the flood of ideas and informations, slowly the debate became stronger and there are some heated arguments, this has made me uncomfortable.
Here in Tubag Bohol, there are very good ideas, excellent topics and some not so serious. I like it because it´s typical Bol-anon; pwede serious pwede jama-jama 

I would rather say his testicles had the same scratches too, only deeper! Perhaps during their wildest ecstasy, hmm?

A cousin in LA send an email with this pictures, fantastic, this is shown sometime at the start of autumn in Brussels.

Begonia flowers

Ok, God speed with your undertakings,
ingat Ondoy.

Manay

Bantog nanimaho kang arinola pag  kita nato!

Consumerism Check   

We must ask ourselves whether consuming vast quantities of the world’s resources for nonessentials is necessary.

The Netherlands is very liberal and democratic compared to other countries in Europe. They are very friendly, alot better than the Germans. They speak very good english also.

Vampires that really do drink blood!

Vampire bats really do drink blood. They feed on the blood of birds, cattle, horses, and pigs ... and the occasional sleeping human.

They need to consume a few tablespoons of blood every day. If the vampire bat doesn't eat for more than a few days it will starve. They can only be found in Central and South America.

Irish writer of horror tales Bram Stoker was so fascinated by these bats that drink blood, that he incorporated them in his book 'Dracula.'

asa dapit Doy?

Langgam Tamsi, maajo man diay ka mo-drawing ug bata! Gwapo ug gwapa ang rasa. God bless you with wonderful children.

Dear Ondoy Phalmer,

It would be pleasant and nice if you had told us how you came to this part of the globe. We can not keep on guessing because going to Europe and learning the languages is not a normal feat of any normal Filipino/Bol-anon I suppose?

Manay Tess

Tree Man who grew 'roots' offered hope of new life by doctor

Above: Dr Anthony Gaspari believes that he has diagnosed Dede's rare condition. Below: Dede with his teenage daughter. He fears that his children may also become infected 

An Indonesian fisherman who is "half man half tree" has been offered new hope of recovery by an American doctor - and Vitamin A.

32-year-old Dede, who lives in a remote village in Indonesia with his two children, feared that he would be killed by the tree-like growths that cover his body.

Known locally as 'Tree Man' his condition has baffled local doctors for 20 years.

He has root like structures growing out of his body - branches that can grow up to 5cm a year and which protrude from his hands and feet, and welts covering his whole body.

In an attempt to earn a living to support his family, he is part of a circus troupe, displaying his Tree Man limbs along with others afflicted with skin deformities in 'freak' shows.

The former fisherman was the subject of a documentary "Half Man Half Tree", part of the "My Shocking Story" series on Discovery Channel TV.

Dede's story began when wart-like "roots" started growing out of his arms and feet after he cut his knee in a teenage accident. The medical world was completely baffled.

The welts spread rapidly across his body and soon he was not able to carry out ordinary household tasks.

Dede was sacked from his job and deserted by his wife. He has been raising two children, now in their late teens, in poverty. He is resigned to the fact that local doctors have no cure for his condition.

To try to support his family he even joined a local "freak show", parading in front of a paying audience along with victims of other peculiar diseases.

While he has the support of his extended family, he has frequently been a target of ridicule and abuse in rural fishing village where he lives.

But now new hope has emerged for Dede after an American dermatology expert flew out to his home village south of the capital Jakarta.

Dr. Anthony Gaspari of the University of Maryland claims to have identified Dede's condition, and has proposed a treatment that could completely change his life.

Following the testing of samples of the lesions and Dede's blood, Dr. Gaspari says his condition is caused by the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV). This is a fairly common infection that usually causes small warts to develop on sufferers.

Dede's problem is that he has a rare genetic fault that impedes his immune system. This means his body is unable to contain the warts.

According to Dr. Gaspari, the virus was able to "hijack the cellular machinery of his skin cells", instructing them to produce huge amounts of the substance that caused the tree-like growths known as "cutaneous horns" on both his hands and feet.

The doctor became involved in the case through the Discovery Channel documentary, and he is convinced that Dede's condition can be largely cleared up by a daily doses of a synthetic form of Vitamin A, which has been demonstrated to stop the growth of warts in severe cases of HPV.

Dr. Gaspari said that Dede's warts should reduce in size to the point where he can use his hands. He said he had never seen anything like this in his entire career.

Lee, gawas ng mga pictures palihug!

I grew up in Manila, ulan na gani, bisan gamay ra, baha dajon, mang lulho ug karsones.

8 feet Inday Grace! this is really funny and weird.

Uso na diha ninjo sa Holland! Suma unsa man sa imong pangapas, ujon ka sa Euthanasia?

Another Way   

The death penalty is a prime example of a vengeful act by society against one who has committed a heinous crime. Yet in killing the guilty individual, society itself takes on the role of killer. Alternatives must be applied.

Kining si Holger nga German scuba diver, kining iyang bitiis gipaak sa pating sa Australia,  pato-o to-o.He has no qualifications, not even a college graduate per German standards You can not tamper with soil erosion. The ocean and seashore is changing. You can ask Guindulmanons how the beach in Sawang is changed.
Wait for awhile and you will see more dramatic changes  not far in the fuure.

God's Test   

No testing has overtaken you that is not common to everyone. God is faithful, and he will not let you be tested beyond your strength, but with the testing he will also provide the way out so that you may be able to endure it.

Okay you are right, but nobody´s perfect and we all strive to follow the footsteps of a real christian. Everyday is a struggle, a fight for perfection.

Palihug we put some decency in our postings, of course there are topics which are highly emotional but we belong to a very civilized province named Bohol, so we follow rules and we behave and show respect to other members. Lami lagi usahay mag jama-jama, apan kita mosubay sa balaod sa maayong pamatasan, ajaw kalimti ang GMRC ( Good Manners and Right Conduct) lol, look who´s talking I was hyperctive in school.
Manay

Thank you Mike for your advice.
Manay

I was one of the pioneer of the North Rhine Wesfalen One world Forum. This was dedicated to everything related to the Phil in all walks of  life. The first meeting was really exciting, especially the participants. There was this Blue Nun ( Steyler missionary)who worked with the Mangyans for 35 yrs, German- Fil organizations, Phil Consul Gary Auxillian, representing the Phil Government, Protestant groups wiht different projects in the Phil, Amnesty International ( Krefeld section) with Mr Runge as the delegation head. After some meetings that followed, Davao City was the main issue particularly Mayor Duterte. He was able to put peace and order to this flourishing city but at what cost. The question was,  do we approve of his methodics in ruling the city? The answer was Yes! Davao progressed, lesser crimes and the people are contented. The next question was, why do we react positively to his politics if  we are so called practicing christians who abhor killings without due process of law? where did he got the right to eliminate the undesirables like drug addicts, drug pushers, Muslim separatists and the like.  We are blinded with his policy. This is a double moral issue.  Do we really  practice the faith of one true religion in this example?

Very Strange!!

If you watch the above images from your seat in front of the computer,
Mr.Angry is on the left, and Mrs.Calm is on the right.
Get up from your seat, and move back about eight feet!! They switch places!!
This proves that things aren't always what they look like!!

Meet Yoda, a household pet born with an extra pair of ears.

Chicago, Illinois, couple Valerie and Ted Rock took the cat in two years ago after they visited a local bar, where a group of drinkers were handing the animal around and making fun of him.

Since being adopted by the Rocks and after getting his picture posted on the Internet, the two-year-old feline has become an international media celebrity.

The Rocks have received calls from Good Morning America, Fox News and The Tyra Banks Show. The moggy's mugshot has graced the pages of the London Guardian and British tabloids.

Despite his strange appearance, Yoda - named after the pointy-eared Star Wars character (pictured below) - is a perfectly normal and affectionate cat and a delight to have around.

His extra ears are thought to be the result of a genetic mutation.

But Yoda's owners are keeping a close watch on their much-loved pet. They are concerned he could be catnapped because he is so different.

Kinsa ang naga-regulate sa in-ani nga contest? Adunay government agency responsible to this.It  is like deceiving the public, there are lawyers who are suppose to watch the correctness of the whole procedure? I

I think this person had a wild fantasy and then here comes reality! the great illusion was overwhelming that he decided to say goodbye to the world.

Hallo Ondoy Gener,

I´m so impressed with your message about this injustice. I understand how you feel being a father yourself. I have read it in Inquirer and hopefully the message will reach the people who are concerned.
iyong tagahanga,
Manay Tess

I wish you lots of love and happiness Indayon and future husband!

Ipagawas palihug  ang inyong mga litrato mga higala sama sa among ga-ngislit nga dagway ni Mr Bean sa Duesseldorf!

Manay

Walastik, I´m so green with envy,mga hinampak usab na pod ta , bi? Pirmi ko sipyat

Calle , Immaculate Conception is one of the mytery of our faith just like the Trinity, so pray that you get the grace of understanding and accepting what our faith teaches. Amen

ONE OF OUR FAVORITE QUOTES TO LIVE BY!

St. Therese: "Why should we defend ourselves when we are misunderstood and misjudged?
Let us leave that aside. Let us not say anything. It is so sweet to let others judge us in any way they like.
O blessed silence, which gives so much peace to the soul!"