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Quote from: hubag bohol on October 25, 2010, 12:54:33 PM
He he, just as you can picture the forest when you see a tree, you can imagine the harem when you see an odalisque--or two... 

Hmmm..... atta comparison.. tsige fasar na lang imo palusot...

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 25, 2010, 12:57:21 PM
He he, long live pitotitude!   

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha............      Long Live!

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 25, 2010, 01:07:02 PM
Bantay, basin mobuto... 

Ok ra with lots of sparks, glitters and colors man 

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 25, 2010, 01:00:40 PM
Oi, namanghag man! Gitubag ra gani nako si Bay Bugs... 

Wala man ko namanghag, nangutana lang ko ug naay baka problema sa amo mga posisyon

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 25, 2010, 01:13:35 PM
Hmm. Wa pud tingali. Basin nalusoan lang... 

Tinuod ni. Ang imahen ilang dad-on sa dagat diin ila ning itulo-tuslo makadaghan hangtod mogawas...ang swerte.

Bwahahahaha...

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 25, 2010, 12:38:14 PM
Is Your World Getting Smaller or Bigger?

Bigger and bigger 

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 25, 2010, 07:06:48 AM
He he, tingali kinahanglan mobangon kay gusto sa banana nga si LB ang naa sa ibabaw... 

Unja may problema ba ka ana Manoi Hoboi? 

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on October 25, 2010, 04:43:44 AM
Naa pud ko nalimtan usa ang mamasko heheheh.November pa sugod na mi pamasko unja ang dinaygonan among bahinon.Kadugayang pamasko kasab an na mi sa among pamaskuhan kay gabalik balik ra kono hheheheh.
Thanks luckybelle sa pagdayeg. Bitaw nag enjoy jud ko sa akong childhood kay murag katong pag earn nako ug money murag duwa duwa man pud to usahay gani makunutan pa ko sa akong mother kay magtuman man gud ko sa una moikyas pakatugon aron makakwarta. Ang labing gamay nako makita sa weekend 15 pesos. Dagko lagi ko ug bawon sa una ug permi naay kwarta. Ala 1 tempong masabado manghinlo mi sa simbahan mangchange ug fresh flower sa altar unya magdagan dagan ko ug uli kay manginhas aron naa jud koy kwarta ana nga weekend.Ug taub ang dagat way hunas manuroy ko ug puto ug bingka sa akong iyaan kay iya man ko hatagan 15 pesos porsento.

Hehehe... makalingaw jud imong kaagi... I can imagine... hehehe.. those memories are worth keeping... ok kaajo na addition imo mga anak sa world...kay maajo man ka pasanayon 

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 25, 2010, 12:27:02 PM
He he, kontento na ko sa akoa, oi. Btw, pitot ra ba ni si Jonah... 

Hehehe.. a bantog diay taas... ang extra skin ra diay ang nakadagdag... paglipay bay Hubs... daghan na mo     

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 25, 2010, 12:35:44 PM
Ang lalaki tuod ang pildi, tiaw moy gitabangan sa tibuok harem...

Asa naman ang Harem diri picture daw be... duha ra man gud ni ka baje

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 25, 2010, 11:58:56 AM
Ang mahudtan maoy modaog. Sa ato pa, ang baje maoy pildi permi... 

Sagdi lang kay ang Subject ni matisse pulos man baje... pulos sab sila daog

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 25, 2010, 12:20:15 PM
Another extraordinary person: Jonah Falcon.





At first glance, Jonah Falcon is just another statistic.

Unemployed and living with his mother, Falcon is but one of the 20% of working-age American men without a job. Yet Falcon has something no other man has: the record for the world's largest penis.

Yes, that's a fact.

Since being profiled in Rolling Stone and appearing in an HBO documentary about his 13.5 inch penis, the 39-year-old Brooklyn native has struggled to find a steady job and is now living at home with his mother.

Falcon had been working as a video game reviewer for a website as well as a small-time actor. But in a recent interview with Sphere, Falcon talks about how he his now "between jobs" due to the "rough economy."

And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."


First Posted: 01-08-10 05:06 PM   |   Updated: 03-18-10 05:12 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/08/jonah-falcon-man-with-wor_n_412388.html

    pangayoa nalang ang 5 inches sa ija bay Hubs aron pangdugang... basin ija ihatag   Peace

Quote from: vhinz08 on October 24, 2010, 07:10:28 PM
Pirdi gana diay pag sa kama.

Explain unsya pirde gana?

Quote from: vhinz08 on October 24, 2010, 07:17:38 PM
Gamiti ug ilong bay, taas man kaha imong ilong 

Bwahahaha... haskan ilong gunahon

http://www.1weektowealth.com/gv/dT0xNzcwMA==

Quote from: bugsay on October 24, 2010, 04:26:12 PM
kill them all and come back alone...

ayyy, kini lang.....

"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much."....

Hahaha... ya

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 24, 2010, 03:28:40 AM
Napandol Na Ba Ka Tungod sa Pagpanglingi sa Gwapang Nilabay?

Wala pa

Very patient me, I let things cool, first offense ok lang, 2nd ok lang japon, third I think reasonably then talk with the person... if the person reacts badly then

I go silent... if legal matters should be settled then I would settle it.

But I could go Rambo sometimes and really burn bridges which is bad.

Oo naman, I still do... hehehe... mahirap mawala ang love-affair na to..

Quote from: U.S. of America on October 24, 2010, 03:19:30 AM
How did you make money when you were a kid?

Ako  maulawaon jamo kaniadto... dili man sab ganahan si mama ug papa na mag-earn me ug pera kay bata pa daw me dapat daw eenjoy pa namo ang life... pero magtago ko ug tag usa ka putos nga candy ug crackers tsako school bag kaniadto... hehehe.. aho ibaliga sa aho mga classmates... unja pag mahurot na adto na pud ko sa ako favorite store palit na pud ug candy ug crackers  Pagmasakpan ni mama smile lang sija ug ingon dajon... Well, you are learning to become a responsible citizen... 

Quote from: bugsay on October 24, 2010, 11:50:37 AM
- dia ra's banana nga wa taga-e'g gatas..

Bwahahahahaha... Over! La man sab hinoon luha pero maningkamot jud na tagaan bisan unsa nalang rason... hehehe...

The Phillippine National Anthem


Official Filipino lyrics:
Lupang Hinirang (1958, rev. 1960s)   


Bayang magiliw,
Perlas ng Silanganan
Alab ng puso,
Sa Dibdib mo'y buhay.

Lupang Hinirang,
Duyan ka ng magiting,
Sa manlulupig,
Di ka pasisiil.

Sa dagat at bundok,
Sa simoy at sa langit mong bughaw,
May dilag ang tula,
At awit sa paglayang minamahal.

Ang kislap ng watawat mo'y
Tagumpay na nagniningning,
Ang bituin at araw niya,
Kailan pa ma'y di magdidilim,

Lupa ng araw ng luwalhati't pagsinta,
Buhay ay langit sa piling mo,
Aming ligaya na pag may mang-aapi,
Ang mamatay ng dahil sa iyo.


Unofficial English translation:
Chosen Land[12][13]

Country Beloved,
Pearl of the Orient,
The burning [fervour] of the heart
In thy chest is alive.

Chosen Land,
Cradle Thou [art] of the valourous.
To the invaders,
Thou shalt never submit.

In [the] seas and [the] mountains,
in [the] air, and in skies of Thine azure,
There is beauty in the poem
And [in the] song for freedom beloved.

The sparkle of the flag of Thine
Is victory that is shining.
The Stars and Sun of it
Forevermore shall never dim.

Land of the sun, of glory, and loving,
Life is Heaven in Thine embrace.
'Tis our joy, when there be oppressors,
To die because of Thee.

Original Spanish version:
Filipinas (1899)[4][5]    
The Philippine Hymn (1938)[14][15]

Tierra adorada,
hija del sol de Oriente,
su fuego ardiente
en ti latiendo está.

Tierra de amores,
del heroísmo cuna,
los invasores
no te hollarán jamás.

En tu azul cielo, en tus auras,
en tus montes y en tu mar
esplende y late el poema
de tu amada libertad.

Tu pabellón que en las lides
la victoria iluminó,
no verá nunca apagados
sus estrellas ni su sol.

Tierra de dichas, de sol y amores
en tu regazo dulce es vivir;
es una gloria para tus hijos,
cuando te ofenden, por ti morir.

Quote from: U.S. of America on October 24, 2010, 03:18:19 AM
How do you show your love for your country?

In many ways... it's in my blood. I love my country and my race. Musurok jud ako dugo inig moaana ang mga foreigner na way pulos ang mga Pinoy. Maski ayaw nila makadungong sa ato National Anthem but I teach it to the kids. Maski unsaon Pinoy ko... sa Pinas ko natao... naa koy pakabana sa ako isig kaingon.

Quote from: U.S. of America on October 24, 2010, 03:20:02 AM
When you think of your lonely times, what scares you about the experience?

Scares jud... dili what makes you sad about the experienced?

Hmmm... I don't usually entertain loneliness. 

Quote from: U.S. of America on October 24, 2010, 03:22:14 AM
How do you express your anger to your enemy? To your best friends? To a parent?

1. Stoyahon ug tarong pag di madala ug storya then lay down all the facts in a louder voice... hehehe.. bitaw storya lang japon

Quote from: U.S. of America on October 24, 2010, 03:09:06 AM
If you were an exporter, what will you sell in China?

Quality goods 

Quote from: U.S. of America on October 24, 2010, 03:20:30 AM
Would you dare to sleep in a haunted house overnight?

Oo basta uban nako si banana.

Quote from: bugsay on October 24, 2010, 10:55:18 AM
...mubangon diay gihapon ka bisag si banana ang mangayo'g gatas?

A syempre... manluod man... mamugos man sab be     

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 24, 2010, 04:05:53 AM
Who is your favorite teacher in high school?

1. My Gen. Sci teacher... maajo motudlo... soft-spoken, charming ug gwapa, typical Filipina, very much in love, devoted teacher, wife, and mother, labaw sa tanan friend sa halos tanan studyante... wow what a fond memory I have with her  

2. My Biology teacher, straight, motudlo maski way tarong ang panahon kay naay moabotay na program ug halos busy tanan, intellehente, Godly woman, devoted mother, teacher ug wife maski gipagpalit ug buring sa ija husband (hmmm... sajang gwapa man unta si ma'am, limpyada pa jud)

3. Third is my Gen. Mathematics teacher... though strict, but ok ra kay she's a Godly woman, brilliant, maajo motudlo sab, very willing to share her knowledge sa mga studyante.

4. Ang aho chemistry teacher pud... maajo kaajo motudlo though she's not a good model to the youth kay ngil-ad ug kinaiya gahaman pa... hmm... medyo weird gamay... pero na love naho ang chemistry tungod sa ija

5. My Filipino II teacher, di man unta ko ganahan ug Filipino but nagkainterest ko kay she's jolly and very much dedicated jud na mapamahal ug makasabot ang tanan studyante sa ija lessons (it's not that it was hard to understand, pero mangugat jud sya para ang mga siawan moapil ug paminaw)... she was also our guidance councilor in charge sa 2nd year

6. Aralin Panlipunan at Kasaysayan II teacher, seems problematic all the time but willing to teach from the heart japon sa ija mga studyante

7. My Economics IV and Philippine Constitution teacher... may her soul rest in peace... she died last August... she was motherly and a jolly person... maajo
sab mo-teach

8.My Kasaysayan ng Mundo III teacher... bisan perme magpahomework... ok ra kay dedicated sya sa ija pagkamaestra 

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 24, 2010, 03:31:14 AM
Buotan Ka Ba Kung Matulog? 

Oo, kay ingon pa tsako mga siblings bura daw ko ug patay... di gyod daw mausob ang porma... pukawon ko nila kaniadto kay abi ug wa na magginhawa. But it changes a lil kadtong naminjo ko kay mubangon naman inig naay mangayo ug gatas.... 

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 24, 2010, 03:31:54 AM
Kapila Ka Manudlay sa Usa Ka Adlaw?

Basta kagkag/nagkalandrakas na, sudlay

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 24, 2010, 03:26:51 AM
Naa Na Bay Tawo Niingon nga "Photogenic" Ka?

A few

Quote from: U.S. of America on October 24, 2010, 03:22:44 AM
Name the greatest person who influenced you

All those who influenced me. I cannot name them all, but most is Jesus in His earthy ministry... sa ijang pagpakatao

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on October 24, 2010, 09:56:48 AM
Manglampaso sa among silingan aron hatagan ug 25 cents plus libre nga mangga,manghakot ug bato ug balas(buhangin) tag peso ang taro basta naay mag build ug balay, manginhas ug manglokot ug hunas ibaligya,mang collect ug bagaw sa kinhason ipatimbang,manubay ug plastic sa baybaron ipatimbang sad,manguha ug bagol ipatimbang aron himoong uling, motabang ug panuhog (shell craft) sa among silingan kay naay suhol,maghimo ug candy barikotsa aron ibaligya,mamayabas aron ibaligya,mamaligya ug puto ug maruya sa akong iyaan aron hatagan ug porcento para makakwarta,ug naay contest hilak mo enter ko kay dali raman ko mohilak mao makadaug permi.
Sa tinuod lang gatubo ko daghan ug dagko ug bawon permi kay tungod sa akong kakugihan.Dili na gani ko mangayo ug tampuhon sa school sa akong mother kay naa koy permi kwarta.

A grabeha nimo Madam Raqz oi, kakugihan gud... saludo ko... maajo kang pasanayon , makahinoklog man sab ta My sincerest smile and appreciation  You're a good daughter and and A1 child pala... teary eyed ko...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 23, 2010, 11:31:46 PM
sobra pa ana..laliman ka ug sa gawas ra ka..uwan ug init

Kani wa ma uwani ug wa pud mainitan

Quote from: vhinz08 on October 23, 2010, 09:15:31 PM
Mao ba, kung sa kama mag dama?

Quote from: islander on October 24, 2010, 02:33:24 AM
geniuses?  they're a dime a dozen. i like the youngest agony aunt elaina smith the best.

p.s.  there are two smiths in the list.  glad they're not related.

I like them all but especially Kim, Cleo, and Greg...

Hmm.. I'm not sure if Mr. Greg and Ms. Elaina Smith aren't related... hmm... magresearch sa ko... hehehe

 1. Kim Ung-Yong: Attended University at age 4, Ph.D at age 15; worlds highest IQ
 


This Korean super-genius was born in 1962 and might just be the smartest guy alive today (he's recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records as having the highest IQ of anyone on the planet). By the age of four he was already able to read in Japanese, Korean, German, and English. At his fifth birthday, he solved complicated differential and integral calculus problems.. Later, on Japanese television, he demonstrated his proficiency in Chinese, Spanish, Vietnamese, Tagalog, German, English, Japanese, and Korean. Kim was listed in the Guinness Book of World Records under “Highest IQ; the book estimated the boys score at over 210.
Kim was a guest student of physics at Hanyang University from the age of 3 until he was 6. At the age of 7 he was invited to America by NASA. He finished his university studies, eventually getting a Ph.D. in physics at Colorado State University before he was 15. In 1974, during his university studies, he began his research work at NASA and continued this work until his return to Korea in 1978 where he decided to switch from physics to civil engineering and eventually received a doctorate in that field. Kim was offered the chance to study at the most prestigious universities in Korea , but instead chose to attend a provincial university. As of 2007 he also serves as adjunct faculty at Chungbuk National University .

2. Gregory Smith : Nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize at age 12
 


Born in 1990, Gregory Smith could read at age two and had enrolled in university at 10. But genius is only one half of the Greg Smith story. When not voraciously learning, this young man travels the globe as a peace and childrens rights activist.
He is the founder of International Youth Advocates, an organization that promotes principles of peace and understanding among young people throughout the world. He has met with Bill Clinton and Mikhail Gorbachev and spoke in front of the UN. For these and other humanitarian and advocacy efforts, Smith has been nominated four times for a Nobel Peace Prize. His latest achievement? He just got his driver license.
   
3. Akrit Jaswal : The Seven Year-Old Surgeon    



Akrit Jaswal is a young Indian who has been called the worlds smartest boy and its easy to see why. His IQ is 146 and is considered the smartest person his age in India a country of more than a billion people.
Akrit came to public attention when in 2000 he performed his first medical procedure at his family home. He was seven. His patient  a local girl who could not afford a doctor  was eight. Her hand had been burnt in a fire, causing her fingers to close into a tight fist that wouldnt open. Akrit had no formal medical training and no experience of surgery, yet he managed to free her fingers and she was able to use her hand again.
He focused his phenomenal intelligence on medicine and at the age of twelve he claimed to be on the verge of discovering a cure for cancer. He is now studying for a science degree at Chandigarh College and is the youngest student ever accepted by an Indian University .
 
4. Cleopatra Stratan : a 3 year old singer who earns 1000â,¬ per song



Clepotra was born October 6, 2002 in Chisinau , Moldova and is the daughter of Moldovan-Romanian singer, Pavel Stratan . She is the youngest person ever to score commercial success as a singer, with her 2006 album La vrsta de trei ani (At the age of 3″). She holds the record for being the youngest artist that performed live for two hours in front of a large audience, the highest paid young artist, the youngest artist to receive an MTV award and the youngest artist to score a #1 hit in a country (Ghita in Romanian Singles Chart).
 
5. Aelita Andre : The 2-year-old artist who showed her paintings in a famous Gallery



The abstract paintings of emerging artist Aelita Andre have people in Australia s art world talking. Aelita is two (the works were painted when she was even younger)..
Aelita got an opportunity to show her paintings when Mark Jamieson , the director of Brunswick Street Gallery in Melbourne s Fitzroy, was asked by a photographer whose work he represented to consider the work of another artist. Jamieson liked what he saw and agreed to include it in a group show.
Jamieson then started to promote the show, printing glossy invitations and placing ads in the magazines Art Almanac and Art Collector , featuring the abstract work. Only then did he discover a crucial fact about the new artist: Aelita Andre is Kalashnikovas daughter, and was just 22 months old. Jamieson was shocked and embarrassed but decided to proceed with the exhibition anyways.
 
6. Saul Aaron Kripke : Invited to apply for a teaching post at Harvard while still in high school



A rabbis son, Saul Aaron Kripke was born in New York and grew up in Omaha in 1940. By all accounts he was a true prodigy. In the fourth grade he discovered algebra, and by the end of grammar school he had mastered geometry and calculus and taken up philosophy. While still a teenager he wrote a series of papers that eventually transformed the study of modal logic. One of them earned a letter from the math department at Harvard , which hoped he would apply for a job until he wrote back and declined, explaining, My mother said that I should finish high school and go to college first. After finishing high school, the college he eventually chose was Harvard .
Kripke was awarded the Schock Prize, philosophys equivalent of the Nobel . Nowadays, he is thought to be the worlds greatest living philosopher.

7. Michael Kevin Kearney : earned his first degree at age 10 and became a reality show Millionaire




26 year-old Michael Kearney became known as the worlds youngest college graduate at the age of 10. In 2008, Kearney earned $1,000,000 on the television game show Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
Kearny was born in 1984 and is was known for setting several world records and teaching college at the age of 17.
He spoke his first words at four months. At the age of six months, he said to his pediatrician “I have a left ear infection and learned to read at the age of ten months. When Michael was four, he was given diagnostic tests for the Johns Hopkins precocious math program and achieved a perfect score. He finished high school at age 6, enrolled at Santa Rosa Junior College graduating at 10 with an Associate of Science in Geology. He is listed in the Guinness Book as the worlds youngest university graduate at the age of 10, receiving a bachelors degree in anthropology. For a while, he also held the record for the worlds youngest postgraduate.
But in 2006, he became worldwide famous after reaching the finals on the Mark Burnett/AOL quiz/puzzle game Gold Rush, and became the first $1 million winner in the online reality game.
 
8. Fabiano Luigi Caruana : a chess prodigy who became the youngest Grandmaster at age 14




Fabulous Fabiano is a 16-year-old chess Grandmaster and chess prodigy with dual citizenship of Italy and the United States .
On 2007 Caruana became a Grandmaster at the age of 14 years, 11 months, 20 days â€" the youngest Grandmaster in the history of both Italy and the United States . In the April 2009 FIDE list, he has an Elo rating of 2649, making him the worlds highest ranked player under the age of 18.
 
9. Willie Mosconi : played professional Billiards at age 6


 

William Joseph Mosconi , nicknamed “Mr. Pocket Billiards was a American professional pocket billiards (pool) player from Philadelphia , Pennsylvania . Willie s father owned a pool hall where he wasnt allowed to play, but Willie improvised by practicing with small potatoes from his mothers kitchen and an old broomstick. His father soon realized that his son was a child prodigy began advertising challenge matches, and though Willie had to stand on a box in order to reach the table, he beat experienced players many years his senior.
In 1919, an exhibition match was arranged between six-year old Willie and the reigning World Champion, Ralph Greenleaf . The hall was packed, and though Greenleaf won that match, Willie played very well launching his career in professional billiards. In 1924, at the tender age of eleven, Willie was the juvenile straight pool champion and was regularly holding trick shot exhibitions..
Between the years of 1941 and 1957, he won the BCA World Championship of pool an unmatched fifteen times. Mosconi pioneered and employed numerous trick shots, set many records, and helped to popularize the game of billiards. He still holds the officially recognized straight pool high run record of 526 consecutive balls.
 
10. Elaina Smith : youngest agony aunt aged 7




Her local radio station gave her the job after she rang and offered advice to a woman caller who had been dumped. Elainas tip  go bowling with pals and drink a mug of milk  was so good she got a weekly slot and now advises thousands of adult listeners. The littler adviser tackles problems ranging from how to dump boyfriends and how to cope with relationship breakdown to dealing with smelly brothers.

When one listener wrote to Elaina asking how to get a man, she replied: Shake your booty on the dance floor and listen to High School Musical. Another caller asked how to get her man back, Elaina told her: He's not worth the heartache. Life's too short to be upset with a boy.

Quote from: U.S. of America on October 24, 2010, 01:38:29 AM
Have you tried counting the stars?

Ya, and I keep all those I have counted in my heart 

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 26, 2010, 04:08:54 PM
He he, pwede man magluhod si Nanay
Unya cross-wise ang posisyon ni Tatay...

Naglabad akong kutaw ani duh... unsa mani na posistion? I can't figure out.. wa bay hulagway dinha? 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 23, 2010, 11:48:58 PM
basin imong awaton ug  akong ibangyaw

Hmm... kung moangay

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 23, 2010, 11:42:51 PM
ingon sila..

Hmm... mao ba? Dili diay ni ingon nimo?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 23, 2010, 11:41:58 PM
hahahaha.tekret pud

mao ba? Na hala tekret 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 23, 2010, 11:32:54 PM
basin usa ra katuig ang agwat ninjo ni iya islander.

Lagi woi iyo Vits, ikaw man gud to amo kamaguwangan.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 23, 2010, 11:36:07 PM
tarongon ang posisyon para di hawoy...

Oi, nganong naapil naman ang posisyon?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 23, 2010, 11:33:48 PM
sa kanta pa, maypa matay nalng diay 

Ana gyod...     

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 23, 2010, 11:29:55 PM
naa man gud babae na ganahan ra ug dila  way apil ang ubos kay sakitan daw...

Na saon na lang apil man ang dila putud... wa na na sijay kalipay

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 23, 2010, 11:26:15 PM
hahahah...ayaw na pasudla kay paakon ra ka ana...

Mao ba bay Vits? Na burag irong emew

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 23, 2010, 11:14:29 PM
sigunda pud ang isa ....hahahha

     

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.

-- Roseanne Barr--

Minds are like parachutes; they only function when they are open.

-- Thomas Robert Dewar--

Quote from: jorgeanna on October 18, 2010, 07:08:11 PM
A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jacket, and leather pants and his hair in long spikes each a different color. An old man at the bus stop looked and looked at the guy, finally, the guy said to the old man: "haven't you ever done anything crazy and wild in your life " and the old man said "yah, I have, I once made it with a peacock and I was wondering if you're my son "

Bwahahahahahahahahaha     

Quote from: fdaray on October 19, 2010, 08:44:42 PM
Toto: Lebre nga tuli Nay. Sabayan gid ko nimo sa Health CEnter.
Nanay: Kamo lang gid si Tatay mo To. Damo ko obra sa aton.
Toto: Ikaw lang gid Nay. Malooy ka sa akoooon .
Nanay: Si Tatay lang gid  aron magsabay mo pagpatuli.
Toto: Ha.., ha..,ha..., abi  ako lang ang way tuli sa aton.
        Si Tataaaay, way pa gid.

Bwahahahaha...... especially dedicated to To Hubag 

Quote from: islander on October 22, 2010, 09:56:51 PM
thanks for your thoughfulness, ruth.  (i'm not shy anymore.)  welcome to tb, and enjoy your stay!

by the way, if there's anyone here who you must be careful of, it's vito andoline.  he's not only wry, he's also dry.  lupig pay apohan sa imong apohan sa kaluya sa iyang tuhod.  

Bwahahaha.... 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 22, 2010, 10:15:08 PM
There is a saying in America: " Be kind and gentle to your children, they will choose your nursing home someday."

I was separated from my family when I was 13 years old, and I saw them again after 14 years. All those times, I wish I had my parents guiding me. But they were not there. I struggled life alone, made a life of my own. I have so much stories to tell, long lonely nights, birthdays and holidays alone but all those longings never made me a bad daughter. My father always tell me that I have his brains and I have the looks of my mother. Until now I am still away from them, I don't feel the parental love in my skin but that never stop me in including them in my dreams. I owe them my life, that alone is a debt I can't repay.

I will do everything for them, what I've been through is not necessary. What is important I love them even if sometimes I feel less important in my family. It is my moral obligations to support and take care of them. No laws or mandates that dictate me to do so. I did it from the heart, because I know that is the right and Godly ways.

Hallelujah! You are not alone. Well, some kids don't have a kind heart like the few of us  Ngee... self-proclaimed me.... hehehe

Quote from: vhinz08 on October 22, 2010, 03:59:33 PM
Unsa diay ni si Ms. Lucks chop chop lady diay ni sija Bay Vits. naay blades diay ni sijang gidaladala. 

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 22, 2010, 10:58:13 PM

Hehehe friendship at first diay?

   

Quote from: vhinz08 on October 22, 2010, 03:59:33 PM
Unsa diay ni si Ms. Lucks chop chop lady diay ni sija Bay Vits. naay blades diay ni sijang gidaladala.  

Kaajo...

Quote from: BolBuhol on October 22, 2010, 09:25:05 PM
sang tangaw ko bla indi man gid akong manogtayp sang nene iri sang tb....

Oi, kay ngano man pud kaha? 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 22, 2010, 02:23:32 PM
hahahaha.nagkatayoptayop namn

Tarunga pud

Quote from: BolBuhol on October 22, 2010, 09:17:50 PM
hanlok kong tipong aning nene, ngeeeeeee....

   

Hmmm.... my mama and my grandmamas are all able to support themselves... but still I would love to give them anything   pa and all my grandpapas are dead now...
About sa Bill... Ok ra sab kung maaprovan kay naay man sab jud mga anak/relatives na pabaya.......
Pero just a thought for the parents....... Be kind and loving to your children... para naay silay mahinumduman na tam-is na memories sa injo... and they would love to care/visit you sa injo golden/silver years  

Quote from: ruth on October 22, 2010, 06:39:06 PM
hahahah ok ra mamisita mo diri librihon pa mo nakog pliti pero ari sa bukid sa tabunok... hehe
btaw taga maribojoc ko woi... naa lng ko diri cebu nag work.. diri na sad ko stay perme kay naa diri ako family... gikan gyapon kos kinabukiran sa maribojoc.. kinsa may taga maribojoc diri???

luckybelle thanx sa pag welcome diay

Welcome kaajo ka dinhi day

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 22, 2010, 04:32:24 PM
for all the lovers in the world,



  'Love at first sight,' some say, misnaming
        Discovery of twinned helplessness
        Against the huge tug of procreation.

        But friendship at first sight?  This also
        Catches fiercely at the surprised heart
        So that the cheek blanches and then blushes.

            --Robert Graves

At first sight    Straight face... medyo snobbish me but friendly  me sa parang hindi dangerous na type.... hehehehehe
But love at first sight      Nevah pa me..., Friendship at first sight... konti 

1. Nibangon ko kada adlaw kay wa pa ,man gitapos ni Papa God ako adlaw which I'm very thankful
2. Para kay Kaiser
3. Para tsako family/relatives/friends
4. Para tsako fellowmen/country/dreams/ambitions/goals/aspirations... hehehe... burag mao ra mani sila dah  
5. Ug nagwish ko na kung paabton pa ko sa ako katigulangon magbilin nya ko ug maayong sumbanan and we'll live happily ever after  

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 22, 2010, 04:40:19 PM
hahaha, nahadlok sigoro ang architect ma guba ang balay in case of an earthquake, belle.

oh, I guess so... sajang pud kay medyo expensive baya mao ija na laman taktukod sa land.

http://www.paybox.me/r/agb42888

Quote from: ruth on October 21, 2010, 11:23:09 PM
Id like to say hi to all members on this site... i welcome myself here hehehe... thanx to kuya fro.

hope to meet good people and exchange good ideas... im very proud being a boholana...

kmusta mga sano ug sana?

Welcome Ruth 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 22, 2010, 12:40:57 AM
sila ray malipay sa tudlo bai...ayaw lang iapil ang dila

Putlun pud apil ang tudlo ug dila.....

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 22, 2010, 01:09:00 AM
hahhaha.tinood ba na imohang  lawas boy pero ang imong heart  girl?

Hala ka.....      Baka it is just a woman soul with a woman's heart trapped in a man's body 

Quote from: statesville on October 22, 2010, 11:33:04 AM
Maayo kay natagaan ug hustisya, kwaknet nga dako nipaak  sa biktima...

bwahahahaha..... haskan dakoang kwaknet jud

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 22, 2010, 02:30:54 PM
Re: Nganong Lami Magminyo?


usahay

Nganong usahay man?

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 21, 2010, 09:28:56 PM
if i had to live in a tree-house, kani na lang ahoa:



modern et eclectic

tree-house ba gajud ni sija na mura man ug build sa land or it's just my vision....... incapable of seeing the tree.... 

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 21, 2010, 06:48:31 PM
Does a Poet Need a Pain to Write?

No.... hmmm..... but I'm sure along life's journey there's a lot of it.

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2010, 06:38:29 PM
Oops, for a moment I thought it was Fr. Chic talking... 

Bitaw, kon wa juy mahagilap, pwede ra baya tingali... 

vhahahahaha.....     

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2010, 06:00:40 PM
Maayo untag pwede nga wala laktod, pero di man. Morag maglain man ang atong paminaw madugay... 

Mao vah?... I've been celibate for 25 years...... ok ra man lagi     

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2010, 05:41:49 PM
Aw, makasugakod ra baya pud kon panagsaan. Sabagay, nganong permihon man, mao ra mang bahoa... 

bwahahahahaha..... lagi sa... ang Q nganong panagsaaan man kung baho.... fwede ba pud kaha kung wala 

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2010, 05:43:39 PM
Aw, pwede pud smooth and epidemic... 

Bwahahahahahahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2010, 05:22:54 PM
Aw, kon heaven on earth na hinuon ang hisgotan, everything else is moot ang academic... 

you mean smooth?   

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2010, 05:19:43 PM
Di na man kalahutay si manoy...  

bwahahahahahaha...........ay nako falete na lang nag viagra.... or pag-gf na lang ug d na mangita 

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2010, 04:59:32 PM
Naa may cable car, and connecting transpo. In less than two hours you'll be in Hong Kong.  

D lang ko Manoi Hoboi, kaw lang... matungnan nya nagpahayahay ko didto sulod unja mag-earthqauke.... hmm... d na nya ko katilaw ana ug heaven on earth  

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2010, 04:42:07 PM
Bitaw. Pero usahay, it's too late...

Oi, ngano naman pud ba?

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2010, 04:30:00 PM
Hmm, kon claustrophobic diay ka, kining rock house na lang. You have all the sense of space you need...

Di naman, kaya lang parang ang lonely lang inside... seems so isolated...
Parehas mani sa mga box na permanente gamiton ni Chris Angel

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2010, 04:30:00 PM
Hmm, kon claustrophobic diay ka, kining rock house na lang. You have all the sense of space you need...

Ikaw lang Manoi Hoboi.... d ko ani... Magnetud 7 na earthquake papas na ni.... tsaka parang gusto u naman meng magmongha... which is not my plan... life is sweet pa  

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2010, 04:30:00 PM
Hmm, kon claustrophobic diay ka, kining rock house na lang. You have all the sense of space you need...

Hmm... ngano kaha ni dah, d nakitch maview.... kahinay pud tsako signal ron

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2010, 04:05:48 PM
Bitaw, wa madayon ang kasal kay wa man koy nahot... 

   

Every person is of unique value 

 

Too bad, dili jud ni si Manoi Hoboi..... kay u know na....

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2010, 03:26:26 PM
Oi, the balcony is within the exterior glass wall, which can be lowered anytime. Then you can enjoy your balcony... 

Ganon ba? Just the same, I don't wanna be in a cage kahit gaano pa kagara ang interior designs.

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2010, 03:23:19 PM

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2010, 03:07:20 PM
Here it is. Kon di ka ganahan, pwede atong pailisan...



3rd photo

Ala namang balcony sa 1st and 2nd photos u



1st Photo

Quote from: jorgeanna on October 21, 2010, 03:04:02 PM
it was not an arranged wedding. it was more of a whirlwind romance. bongga kaayo ang kasal. first time i ate fried pigeon (and mahal nga dish ni cya)... its really very important for us to get to know each other's families before committing a suicide (my term for getting married!)

Bwahahahaha..... talagang suicide...kasal, kasali, kasalo,sakal, sakali, sakalin, sakalan...........

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2010, 02:38:23 PM
Di tawon. Akong buot ipasabot, it doesn't necessarily follow nga kon minyo ang lalaki, gubot ang relasyon. Naa pud tingali hapsay, oi. On the other hand, mahitabo man nga ulitawo ang lalaki pero gubot gihapon...

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 21, 2010, 02:28:00 PM
Oi, nindot man ni sa sulod...

Picture sa interior please

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 21, 2010, 09:07:44 AM
Walay Uyab? or Walay Internet?
Pili unsay mas okay sa imo.

Pwede both 
Ok ra kung wala ang duha.... but kung papilion jud... pwede walay uyab 

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 21, 2010, 01:56:12 PM
When was the last time you attended a wedding ceremony?

June 4, 2010

Quote from: jorgeanna on October 21, 2010, 02:25:42 PM
May 2010 was the last wedding I attended to. it was the wedding of my chinese friend. sadly, after one month, they filed for a divorce. reason: mother-in-law was involved too much in the relationship. no surprise!

Toink! Ngeeeee... I hope it was not an arranged marriage.... for if so.... aba'y eh pag di naman sila nagmamahalan then............

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 20, 2010, 10:00:33 AM
OK pud ni nga balay...

Hmm.... it's like a cage/box.... tsk... tsk...I don't like.

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 20, 2010, 08:59:59 AM
Di, oi! 

Sabagay, ulitawo man ko...

Oi, ni-react man, ikaw diay to ija ghuy Manoi Hoboi?

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 21, 2010, 06:30:59 AM
A Saudi prince, the grandson of King Abdullah, was jailed for life by a British court Wednesday for murdering his male servant in a brutal attack at a London hotel after a long campaign of sexual abuse.

Saud Bin Abdulaziz Bin Nasir al-Saud, 34, was ordered to serve a minimum of 20 years by a judge at London's Old Bailey, also known as the Central Criminal Court.

"It is very unusual for a prince to be in the dock on a murder charge. No one in this country is above the law," judge David Bean told Saud as he sentenced him.

The court convicted Saud on Tuesday of beating and strangling Bandar Abdullah Abdulaziz to death on February 15, the culmination of a lengthy period of sexual violence towards his employee.

"It would be wrong for me to sentence you either more severely or more leniently because of your membership to the Saudi royal family," added the judge.
 
Saud â€" whose mother is a daughter of Saudi Arabia's king â€" had tried to claim diplomatic immunity when he was arrested following the discovery of his servant's body in their shared suite at the luxury Landmark hotel.

He reportedly had a diplomatic passport but Britain's Foreign Office confirmed he had no diplomatic status when asked by police.

The two-week trial heard that Saud was fuelled by champagne and cocktails when he murdered the 32-year-old Abdulaziz in a ferocious attack after the pair had returned from a Valentine's Day night out.

The victim, also a Saudi, was left with severe injuries including bite marks on both cheeks which prosecutors said showed a clear "sexual element" to the killing.

The prince's lawyers argued that he could face the death penalty in Saudi Arabia over the revelations of homosexuality aired at the trial.

A post-mortem found Abdulaziz had suffered chipped teeth, heavy blows to the head, injuries to the brain and ears and severe neck injuries consistent with strangulation by hand, the trial heard.

Saud had denied murder and a second charge of grievous bodily harm with intent in relation to an earlier alleged assault in a hotel lift that was captured on CCTV footage. He had admitted manslaughter.

The prince had claimed the pair were friends and that he was heterosexual, but the court heard the prince had ordered gay escorts in London and had frequently looked at websites for gay massage parlors and escort agencies.

Prosecutors said he repeatedly assaulted Abdulaziz and that two attacks were captured on CCTV in the hotel lift. The victim was so worn down by the violence that he let Saud kill him without a fight, they said.

Witnesses had told the court that Abdulaziz â€" an orphan who was adopted into the family of a low-ranking civil servant in Jeddah â€" was treated "like a slave".

The exact number of Saudi princes is not publicly known, but it is believed to be in the low thousands.

Sus me, talaga naman oo... kung totoo man, aba'y  dapat lang talaga syang makulong... abusadong bakla ka  

Quote from: islander on October 19, 2010, 05:04:19 PM
libog akong kutaw aning istoryaha da.  naay girlfriend ni nga girl unya nangulitawo siyag lalaking minyong dako.  duda na pod hinoon ko ni noy kulas.

Hmm... identity crisis huh? Kasagaran ani mga teenagers man....
Girl basin karon lang nimo nadiscover na girl you... but if at present you have a girlfriend tas gusto na jud ka magpakagirl then break up with her in a nice way tas please lang pud girl ajaw pahitumpawak sa minjo na guy... gubot pas lukot na, k?

Before you do anything drastic... pagmunimuni usa basin nabag-ohan ra ka. Good luck and God bless