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Luoya bitaw sa ngalan nga "Adolf". Daghang German kaniadto ang nganlag "Adolf" sa ilang ginikanan, pero sukad ni Hitler daginoton na kaajo ang mangahas paggamit ini.

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on July 11, 2009, 10:26:39 PM
"Kamao" (Fist) between your legs. Araaaang dako-a ba diay!

Hala, naa ra bay literal fist jud. Kabuhion man pud tang magtan-aw!

Naa say gitawag og sebo de macho, pero naay grabeng uwat nga dili mapanas bisag adlaw-gabii pang hidhiran og usa ka taro nga sebo de macho.

Quote from: Candijaynon on July 11, 2009, 10:52:58 PM
Nganong diha may blood? Virgin pa diay si Lola?

Dili tingali dugo. Basig natay-an lang.

Hingsulod sija pagka-polis tungod kay polis ijang girlfriend, ug usab tungod sa ijang kalipay nga wala modajon ang ijang girlfriend pagka-madre. Gusto man god sija nga pirmi kauban ang girlfriend, unja kay dili man sija dawaton kon mo-apply pagka-madre ha ha ha.

(Tingali kon nadajon pa to pagka-madre ang girlfriend, mosulod to sija sa seminary!)

Naa koy pipilang nailhan nga ang pangalan Luzviminda. Makaseguro tingali ta nga Pilipina ang naay pangalan nga ingon ani.

Quote from: Ching on July 12, 2009, 05:55:04 AM

ngilngig = awesome

Nakadungog pud ko ani nga gigamit pag-describe sa mantikaon nga pagkaon. "Ngilngig kaajo ang humba kay nagdaghan ang tambok."

Quote from: mistyeyed on July 11, 2009, 07:06:01 PM

Mura murag ana,kaso lang ang tahong suyopon man una ang sabaw diba.Kining baki gi gamit ra ni sa ila subject,ang tahong lain ug gamit na.

Ang tahong nga kan-on ug baki nga i-dissect, parehas ra kay kinahanglan ablihan para magamit. Ang butang nga gi-compare sa tahong ug baki, ingon ani pud.

Diha bitaw mi silingan kaniadto nga gusto jud nija "Rover" ang ipangalan sa ijang anak, laki o baje. Bisag giingnan sija nga ang "Rover" pangalan sa iro, namugos jus sija. Maajo gani kay karon wala na may mongalan sa ilang iro og "Rover", Max or Buddy or unsa na lang ang ingalan karon.

Hinuon, maajo na lang kay Amboy sija, kay kon patriotiko sarado pa, nah, basig "Bantay" ang ingalan sa anak!

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on July 11, 2009, 11:53:52 PM
"Aplud" - mora ba'g taste sa saging nga dili pa kaayo hinog. 

Lain pud nga (mas common nga) meaning sa "aplud": pagbalhin og file gikan sa gamay ngadto sa dako o central nga computer; opposite sa "dawnlud".

Dili ba kaha pud nonsense word ning "laloy" nga gisumpay lang aron mohatag og rhyme sa "Kundansoy"?

Kahinumdom ko sa first lines sa "Kundansoy", which goes something like:

Kundansoy inom tuba Laloy
Dili ko moinom tuba pait-aslom.

Bahal jud seguro ang buot ipasabot aning tuba nga "pait-aslom" he he.

Pero unsa may "Kundansoy"? Unja kining "Laloy", ngalan nig tawo? (Gi-capital letter lang ni nako presuming nga ngalan nig tawo, kay wa man koy nahibaw-an nga pulong "laloy".)

Quote from: ligiah on July 11, 2009, 04:54:03 PM
pag high school diha ko´y classmate. ang iyang apelyido Son. ang gipangalan sa iya is... Harley David. So... Harley David Son. Unya kay b***t man.....

Ha ha ha. Payts kaajo, kay daghang bagis nga gustong mo-drive og Harley-Davidson!

Tingali, ang Ondoy nga morag baje ang lihok, tawgon og Onday. Unja ang Inday nga morag laki, tawgon og Indoy.

Pwede pud tingali baliktaron. 

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 11, 2009, 11:36:13 AM
Sa among isla sa Pangangan uso ang ngan nga Inday sa mga laki. Baw nganong nauso pud ni.Akong cousin ang tinuod ngan Benjie unja ang angga Inday.

Inday? Lalaki tawgon og Inday? Ha ha ha, palamuot paminawon. "Inday, pamalbas kay taas na kanang imong bungot, basig kutoon na." Sus, kon abig baje, abig unsay kutoon.

Bitaw, diha man koy classmate kaniadto nga laki, bungoton ra ba jud, pero ijang pangalan kay Jennifer.

Hala! Klaro ra ba kaajo ang mga blue nga ugat sa tijan. Mora man nag bola sa basketball nga nasobrahan og bomba!

Sakit bitaw jud kuno, labi na first time nga natunok ha ha ha

Mas maajo pa ang gugma kay pwedeng pugong-pugongan. Ang panuhot kinahanglan jud ipagawas.

Ang gugma kon tan-ogan tam-is gihapon. Ang panuhot magkadugay mosamot nga makalipong ang baho.

Kahinumdom ko nga naay lista sa mga parte sa lawas nga ang pangalan doble ang paglitok, sama sa dapi-dapi, ubol-ubol, baba. Unsa gani tong uban? Tabang, palihog, mga lunsayng Bisaya nga suhito kabahin sa lawas sa tawo.

Quote from: Bunchy on July 11, 2009, 01:13:34 PM
Puedi diay pod ta ni amorsiko noh.

Duol-duol pud amorsiko, pero mas sakto ang tunok kay ang amorsiko mopilit ra man sa sinina pero and tunok, taop jud sa unod. 

Kining butiti, di ba makahilo ni? Giunsa man nga gihimo man kuno ning sashimi sa Japan? Naa bay nakatilaw ninyog butiti? Unsa may lami?

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 11, 2009, 11:29:22 AM
Di ba ingon nila ang mangga kono nga gipatungdan ug buntis maaslom.

Kadungog pud bitaw ko ani. Maaslom? Ha ha ha, kahinumdom man lang ko ani sa lain nga thread diin ilang gihisgotan ang "tuwayon"!

Sa kini nga case, giunsa kaha sija sa baje nga pagmata nija, diha man sijay "painful sensation".

Nakita ni Tamblot nga ang relihiyon gigamit sa panlupig ug pagpang-ulipon. Imbis ang mga Bol-anon lamdagan, gilipat-lipat man hinuon sila sa mga Katsila unja gigamit ang Diyos sa pagpanghadlok.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 09, 2009, 09:34:27 PM
Some words, such as "staycation," have become so popular the dictionary could not ignore them, Morse said. Staycation refers to staying home for vacation and has gained popularity as the economy worsens.

Dugay na man ning abilidara, bakasyon sa balay. Diha koy amigo sauna nga senemana nga dili mogawas sa ila, unja mokalit lag patim-aw sa among tapokanan. Kon pangutan-on, mag-Tagalog-Tagalog dajon unja moingon nga gikan kuno sija sa Manila.

Lisora pud ning tigmo nimo TT. Lawas nga palito, sa ato pa, nipis sama sa posporo? Gininhawa mag-usab-usab? Pastilan, mora man nig alien, oi.

Hatagi kuno mig clue, bi.

Quote from: mike on May 20, 2009, 08:55:10 PM
I got scar in my knee due to bicycle accident wayback childhood years. Anyone can advise how to remove this coz i feel uncomfortable.Thank you.

If you're uncomfortable for aesthetic reasons, either wear long pants as a matter of course, or see a dermatologist. Self-help may not always be easy nor effective.

Tingali kon dili pa mahal ang vetsin, nah, vetsin unta tingali imbis asukal!

Quote from: janjan on July 11, 2009, 08:05:40 AM
mao naa ko classmate sauna pag highschool upat ka buok iya name pero ok lang kay nice man sad Girly Cheryl Moana Marie unja naa pud ko ka boardmate pag college iya name  kay Mia Pia Via

Kining daghan og first names estilo man tingali sa mga Katsila. Si King Alfonso XIII, nga gipalagpot sa mga Republicans sa 1931, daghan kaajog first names: Alfonso León Fernando María Jaime Isidro Pascual Antonio.

Home-schooled tingali to sila kay, pastilan, nakasubmit na ang uban sa ilang test paper sija gasulat pa sa ijang ngalan! 

Naunsa man tawon si Ondoy, wala na lang jud siyay laing lingaw.

Kining mosunod nga balita kujaw pod:


Longmont woman accused of raping male friend

By Heath Urie, Thursday, January 29, 2009

LONGMONT, Colo. â€" A 53-year-old Longmont woman was arrested Wednesday on suspicion that she drugged a male friend during a backyard barbecue and then raped him, police said.

Janice Lynette McCarl was booked into the Boulder County Jail at 7:40 p.m. Wednesday on suspicion of sexual assault, a class-three felony.

Lewis said McCarl is accused of having inappropriate sexual contact with a 50-year-old male friend.

“She allegedly took unwanted advantage of this friend in a manner he did not want or approve of,” Lewis said.

The man told detectives the incident happened on Nov. 9 at his Longmont house and involved “unwanted penetration.”

The man reported that he was at a barbecue at his home with McCarl. He said he felt “funny” after some drinks â€" which he later told investigators were drugged â€" and went inside and passed out.

About a half-hour later, he claims, he awoke with a painful sensation. He said he remembered waking up intermittently with the woman’s “hands in him.”

He said he could not fully wake up or move, and remembered the woman telling him, “It is OK, go back to sleep.”

He told detectives he recalled waking up the next morning to find the woman sleeping next to him â€" her shirt covered in blood and lotion, and a bottle of Lubriderm on the table near the woman.

Janine D’Anniballe, the executive director of Boulder’s Moving to End Sexual Assault, said the Longmont case is only the second time in her 10 years with the agency that she’s heard of such an incident.

“These types of cases, where there is an adult woman with an adult male, are very rare,” she said. “Certainly, women can be offenders, but usually their victims are children or young adults. Men can be victims, but usually as children or young adults or with male perpetrators.”

D’Anniballe said there is often a stigma associated with anyone who is a victim of a sexual assault, but that effect is magnified for male victims.

“There’s this idea that, because he’s a man, he should have just enjoyed it,” she said. “In this case, that is a gross misstatement.

Akong nabasahan sauna sa one-child policy pamatjon ang baje kay laki may gusto sa mga Insik. Luoy kaajo, labi na sauna nga wala pay ultrasound ug dili pa mailhan kon laki ba o baje ang gisamkon. Dili abortion, infanticide jud. 

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 11, 2009, 06:55:27 AM
Anak sa akong manager sa una kay ang ngalan Ice ug Sugar.

Naa koy kaila nga ang ngalan Honey. Dili lang kay angga, ngalan jud. Ingon sija daghang mga asawa nga wala kaila nija masuko kon ilang mga bana motawag nija. Tiaw mo, naay laing Honey ha ha ha.

Morag na-implement na man ni earlier sa Beijing ug ubang syudad sa China. Unta, ang bag-ong owners na lang ang pahamtangan ani nga balaod. Kadtong naa nay 2 or more daan, dili na lang unta hilabtan. Kadaot kay pugson man pagpa-dispose, unja ang ipabilin usa ra. 

One-dog policy in Chinese city forces tough choice

By WILLIAM FOREMAN â€" Jun 17, 2009

GUANGZHOU, China (AP) â€" Mrs. Chen can't imagine abandoning one of her two best friends: her scruffy terrier mutt and a white fluffy Pekingese mix with buggy eyes.

But that's what the government in this southern Chinese city wants the middle-aged housewife to do when a one-dog policy takes effect in Guangzhou.

Beginning July 1, each household can raise only one pooch. The regulation won't be grandfathered in, so families with two or more dogs will apparently have to decide which one gets to stay.

"It's a cruel regulation. These dogs are like family. How can you keep one and get rid of the others?" said Chen, who declined to give her full name because she feared the police would track her down and seize the dogs.

Such dog controls have touched off resentment among urban â€" mostly new middle class â€" Chinese in other cities. The Guangzhou measure comes as many are worrying about the economy, and there's potential for the regulation to trigger a public backlash.

Police and city government officials appear to be aware of the issue's sensitivity. The Associated Press spent three weeks making calls and sending faxes to officials requesting an interview about the policy. But after the requests were passed back and forth between the police and city government, neither agreed to discuss it.

The regulation appears to be part of an effort to control stray dogs in Guangzhou, once known as Canton. An hour north of Hong Kong by train, it is one of the richest cities in China and has a rapidly growing middle class that can afford to own dogs.

Joke time:

NAGPABUNJAG

Magtiajon nagpabunjag sa ilang anak….

Amahan: Padre, magpabunjag mi sa among anak.
Pari: Unsay ingalan nato sa bata?
Amahan: TOYOTA, Dre.
Pari: TOYOTA? Ngalan man nag awto! Dili na pwede!
Amahan: Nganong di man tawon pwede, Dre? Ahong nanay, MERCEDES man lagi ijang ngalan?

[Nahimut-okan ang pari. Wala dajon katingog.]

Pari: OK, hala, kon maoy injong gusto! Pero unsay atong gamiton pagbunjag? GASOLINA o KRUDO?

Kining patuo-tuo kabahin sa balay, kahinumdom pud ko sa gamay pa ko nga nagpabuhat si Tatay og dapog ng semento. Naunsa man tawon nga ang masa sa semento gisagolan man og usa ka gantang asukal! Akong nadunggan ingon nila para kuno molami ang linuto didto.

Quote from: benelynne on July 10, 2009, 10:29:57 PM
According to my Universidad de Chicago Diccionario, doncella means virgin, maiden; maidservant.

I wonder if upward class mobility has turned the "maidservant" to a "lady of the court" in 20 years, when I bought this dictionary.

Alang sa usa ka makinaadmanong pagpatin-aw sa gigikanan ining pulonga, palihog susiha ang http://etimologias.dechile.net/?doncella.

Quote from: ligiah on July 11, 2009, 03:06:14 AM
i know a couple who named their kids Maya Binhi and Dawn Likha. Very nice names.

in scandinavia, there is a pre approved list of names where parents can choose their newborns´ names from.

Very nice names indeed. Naa bitaw mga pulong nato nga nindot himoong first name. Diha koy nailhan nga gibunjagan og Amihan.

I think in most countries in Europe, ang Filipino child nga gipanganak didto nga iparehistro with a strange name, kinahanglan mohatag ang ginikanan og certification gikan sa Philippine embassy o consulate nga acceptable nang ngalana under Philippine law.

Ha ha ha. Mao nay giingon padugang sa pusta!

Kahinumdom man lang ta ani sa gitik-gitik:

girl: huhuhu dili na gyud ko virgin..imo jud kong gihilabtan...kaduha pa jud!
boy: hilom diha! unsay kaduha? kausa ra gani!
girl: huhuhu...dili diay ko nimo usban?

Quote from: swakee on July 10, 2009, 01:12:23 PM
ang name sa akong older brother kay "LOMAR"

ang LO---Loon (taga Loon akong papa)
ang MAR--- Maribojoc (taga punta cruz akong mama)

hahaa!

Maajo na lang imong mama dili taga Calape. LOCAL unta!

Quote from: fdaray on July 10, 2009, 12:47:31 PM
Wala ko motuo. ako gipangayuan ug birth certificate. Ang iyang pangalan tinuod nga JR Resora. Pwede na diay letter ang mga pangalan karon.

Maajo na lang ang JR kay medjo common. Kadtong nakaila naho sa Sipalay kay ijang mga anak one letter ra ang first name, nagsugod, of course, sa letter A. Sundanon kaajo ijang asawa, ilang mga anak morag nakaabot man tingali to sa letter M!

Quote from: grazie7y on July 10, 2009, 11:42:46 AM
Thanks, Dong!
Among ika 13, her named is Mari Teressee.  We call her Terter but most of the older people call her Teressee or 13.

He he he, kon naa pay ika-14 diay, unja baje, Mari Katoresse! Angga, Katkat! 

Quote from: grazie7y on July 10, 2009, 11:46:46 AM
Quel, naa koy ka trabaho sa una sa CDO na iyang name kay RUMARCHALZEZZZUMIASGFGF.  Bitaw, ang Rumar ra jud ang mabasa and rest na one kilometer di na masabot!  Karon, iyang mga anak pod ana pod style ug pangalan!

Oi, unsa may nationality ani nija? Maajo kay gidawat sa civil registrar!

Ang buot tingali ipasupot sa baje ani, nga nasajod sija sa ijang gibuhat, nga she's entering into the relationship with her eyes open.

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on July 10, 2009, 03:30:19 AM
By the way, naka notice mo nga kon dugay-dugay na mong wa makapadagayday, light brown ang mobuhagay, dili na puti kaayo. Mao na nga naa tay panultihon nga "change oil" regularly.

Mao ba? Abi nako mga babaye ray maproblema ani, as in this joke from www.gitikgitik.com:

Di impeksiyon

Babaye: Dok, naa lagiy brown nga mogawas sa akoa, morag na-infected.
Doktor: Kapila man ka makig-**** sa usa ka semana?
Babaye: Dili semana Dok. Mga kausa ra tingali sa usa ka tuig.
Doktor: Aw, dili na impeksiyon, taya na.

Quote from: Lorenzo on July 10, 2009, 09:56:36 AM
You see, Hubag, understanding the word and its meaning is like understanding and reading the Bible. One needs to DISCERN the meaning of the word, and its true meaning, and stick to the main picture. What you are doing is similar to selectively reading a verse, and not reading the entire passage in a particular biblical gospel. hehehe!
Ug mo follow ka ing anang style nimo, ma confused jud ka if you read the bible because the best way to read scripture is to read passage by passage in relation to the entire message of that chapter, or book and then compare it to the message of other books in scripture. hehehe.

Ha ha ha. Doy, you really gladden my heart. You remind me of 2 Corinthians 11:19. Cheers!

Quote from: Lorenzo on July 10, 2009, 09:56:36 AM
Be good, Hubag. Relax pood. You can't be right all the time.

He he, yes of course. I've just been relaxing all this time.

And-- I rest my case. (Now I can't say if I'm right in doing so.)

Quote from: Lorenzo on July 10, 2009, 09:34:07 AM
Response to Candijaynon's question on the epistemology of 'KARAMBA':

You must mean "etymology". "Epistemology" is something else altogether.

Sorry for pointing out the small things. The devil is in the details, you know. I hope you care about details, because you are a very religious person. Before you know it, the devil may be upon you. 

Quote from: Lorenzo on July 10, 2009, 09:10:55 AM
Sorry, not all of us have time to use spell check. hehehe

He he, of course. Just as most of us don't need to use spell check, but there are others who do. 

Quote from: Lorenzo on July 10, 2009, 07:07:54 AM
pleoitropistic

pleoitropistic

Doy, pleiotropic man tingali ang correct spelling and adjectival form sa pulong nga imong gigamit.

Quote from: grazie7y on July 10, 2009, 07:11:07 AM

kami 13 mag igsoon, all girls starts with Mari except si Lumine ka wa si daddy unya ang tanang boys kay pareho sa iyang name with just addition of Jr. III, IV except for one kay wa gihapon si daddy busa ginganlan ug Tito sa akong Lola.

Unja, unsay tawag ninjo sa mga lalaki? "Hoy, the Third, dali ngari!"

Quote from: Angie Gulle on July 10, 2009, 05:01:56 AM
Lucio and Perla...anak: Luciper

Paet. Unja ang angga, Ciper?

Ha ha ha.

Pero kon Lucio ug Susan, unsay ngalan sa anak?

Ambot nganong gitawag nag tuwayon nga ang tuway di man baho.

Mangayo kog mga tampo nga unusual first names nga injong nahibaw-an, sama pananglit gi-combine ang ngalan sa amahan ug inahan. Akong nahibaw-an, naay ubang nasod nga perting katradisyonal, dili ka makapatakag hatag og binag-ong ngalan kon imong iparehistro imong anak. Magbuot ang gobyerno sigon sa ilang balaod. Sa ato, dili kaayo strikto. Usahay gani, ngalan sa baje gamiton para sa laki.

Frenemy, locavore among new words in Webster's


By RUSSELL CONTRERAS, Associated Press Writer Russell Contreras, Associated Press Writer â€" July 9, 2009

SPRINGFIELD, Mass. â€" Do you use a sock puppet to secretly keep track of your frenemies?

Plan to spend your staycation watching vlogs and webisodes? Or perhaps you plan to signal a flash mob for a quick bite of shawarma.

If you're not entirely certain what all that means, turn to the latest edition of the Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, which has added about 100 new words that largely reflect changing trends in American society.

John Morse, president and publisher of the Springfield-based dictionary publisher, said many of this year's new words are tied to changes in technology, increasing environmental awareness and aging baby boomers' concerns about their health and have become part of the general lexicon.

"These are not new words in the language, by any means," Morse said. "(But) when words like 'neuroprotective' and 'cardioprotective' show up in the Collegiate, it's because we've made the judgment that these are not just words used by specialists. ... These really are words now likely to show up in The New York Times, in The Wall Street Journal."

There are words such as locavore (one who eats foods grown locally), frenemy (someone who acts like a friend but is really an enemy), waterboarding (an interrogation technique use to induce the sensation of drowning), vlogs (a blog that contains video material) and webisode (a TV show that can be viewed at a Web site).

There's also flash mob (a group of people summoned electronically to a designated spot at a specified time to perform an indicated action before dispersing) and green-collar (involving actions for protecting the natural environment).

Some words that just now made the cut have been around for generations. The term "sock puppet" â€" a false online identity used for deceptive purposes â€" was tracked to 1959 but has taken on new popular use with people using fake IDs on social networking sites.

Many words have cross-cultural roots, including shawarma (a sandwich especially of sliced lamb or chicken, vegetables, and often tahini wrapped in pita bread) and reggaeton (music of Puerto Rican origin that combines rap and Caribbean rhythms).

Once words like these become so common that they regularly pop up in conversations and published articles, Morse said they pass muster for being included in the dictionary.

Some words, such as "staycation," have become so popular the dictionary could not ignore them, Morse said. Staycation refers to staying home for vacation and has gained popularity as the economy worsens.

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 25, 2009, 12:11:54 AM
What i should do tomorrow...

Nindota ani MDB, oi. Kadaghanan way chance to daydream what to do tomorrow kay naay way lami nga trabaho gahulat he he.

Quote from: mistyeyed on July 07, 2009, 06:33:05 PM
HUBAG BOHOL

Sa pangalan pa lang masayop naka
Kaingon kog tubag bohol ba
Hubag Bohol diay sa
Magbasa ka aning pangalana magngisi naka
Adto ta sa avatar nya tan-awa
Magkatawa ka,duha ka iring ba
Nangatawa,ga nganga nganga
Tan awa ra
Apan kini siya bisan avatar nya murag
Ga katawa katawa ra
Apan basaha  ra uban thread nya
Ug mo tubag na,naa poy serious sa
Murag genious pod ba,maka kat-on ta
Usahay pod mamo-ot ta,palamo-ot sa
Mao na siya
Hubag Bohol ka
Mao rana ako ika sulti sa imoha
Wa man pod ko kaila sa imoha
Diri ra sa TB ta
Apan kaning tawhana murag ambungan pod ni siya
Gitagu-an lang dagway niya
Hadlok pod siguro ni sa mga daga
Basin gukdon siya
Hahaha,Joke ra
Hastang Hubaga na
Taas na, mao tama na
Gi welcome ra tika isip usa ka bisita
Usa sa nibasa sa mga balak balak ta
Aron mata pod nimo mo siga
Pangalan mo naapil sa lista
Migo ta,ayaw suko ha.

Salamat sa imong balak, Inday Misty. Nia koy hubag nga tubag:

Gahapon nabasa ko ang imong balak
Pero wa ko katubag adtong tungora
Kay lagi diha koy kutloon nga bulak
Nga kon molingkod kalami mokatawa.

Quote from: jamo2x on June 24, 2009, 04:18:06 AM
kani lagi ni budlat  man lagi mata sa baje...





chek cguro sa baji basi og ma keeesan nya ang pigsa nga pimpol 

dapt dw og inlababoo ang gurlaloo, pag kiss dw close ang ija mata og mokinto ang isa ka tiil 

Oops. Wa lagi ni picture credit. Paparazzi ang gakuha? Professional models ni sila?

He he, mora lagi kaatrason si Inday.

Quote from: Michael Ligalig on March 05, 2009, 12:38:29 AM
There comes a time when you know deeply that you are now ready to face the pain, the pain that you've always wanted to suppress.

This pain is necessary.

There comes a time when you can no longer suppress the pain, the pain that you have always wanted to ignore.

Kinahanglan na jud moadto ka sa CR.

- Nawng paingon sa CR
   - Nawng sulod sa CR;  (  - Pwede pud kini)
 - Nawng paggawas sa CR

Sa Pilipinas, ang "karamba" duha ang meaning, depende kon kinsay nagsulti:

1. Kon Katsila, kini expression sa kasuko, katingala, o kasakit. (As in, "Ay, karamba. Donde esta la silya tumba-tumba.")

2. Kon Hapon, ah, buot ipasabot kon diin matawo si Rizal. (So desu ka, Karamba, Raguna.)

Joke joke joke!

Cool pud ni si MDB da! Ang heading "Our Beautiful Planet", unja full moon ija gi-post!

Quote from: jamo2x on July 08, 2009, 10:26:02 PM
di ba sa tubig2x, maka hikap man ka, usahay mag ka banggaay pa jud...og crush nako tung baji, maka chancing jud kay tuyoon man og dasmag 

Daghang nabulahan anang tubig-tubig, wa tujoang nakakumot og kumotonon! 

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 09, 2009, 01:09:39 PM
jamo itampo na sa lunsay nga binisaya ang tsansing ug sa crazy ba kaha nga bisaya.
Lami mangukoy ug mag uyab tempong full moon hahhaha.

Maajo kon full moon kay hajag. Unsaon na lang kon mangukoy unja dulom, basin makahikap tag iti.

Quote from: taga tigbao on July 09, 2009, 04:15:59 PM
tungaw no.

Ha ha ha. Ang saktong tubag, TUNOK. Di ba peligrong matunok sa libon, unja adto na sa hawan ibton ang tunok. Pero natapsingan pud ni TT sa tubag niyang TUNGAW, duol-duol ra. Dili lang mag-**** kon tungaw, kay di man klaro ang pagtuslok.

Ha ha ha. bu**** jud.

Bitaw, dili iro, oi.

Kini kuno, T.T. ug Bunchy, et. al.

Sa libon mag-****
Sa hawan mag-ibot.

Quote from: Bunchy on July 09, 2009, 03:11:00 PM
Kaning word nga Pagan ba. Di ba sa bisaya ni nga meaning  is Natapsingan o naangol. Kahunahuna ko ron. Mao siguro gitawag ni ug pagan practices kay dili man jud sure tapsing tapsing ra ba o naangol ra gud kay mao may gi ingon sa mga tigulang di gi sunod ra pod.

Ha ha ha, nindota ning imong observation, Bunchy, oi. Sama anang arbularyo bitaw, swerte-swerte lang, kon maulian ang masakiton, OK, pero kon matiwasan, aw, sorry, napagan lang gud!

Bilib jud ko nimo, T.T. Pila ray ahong nahibaw-an aning imong lista. Hinaut nga tubagon ko nimo aning ahong jutayng sumpay/pangutana:

agokoy â€" fiddler crab n. , beckoning crab n. , fighting crab n.
MAO RA BA NI SA GHOST CRAB?

aloman â€" (matang sa isdâ nga tagsa ra magpanon dili kaayo interesado ang mga mananagat) one-spotted snapper n.
MAO BA NI SA TAGALOG, ALUMAHAN?

aninikad â€"bear conch n.
KINI AKONG PABORITO.

bakasi â€" (matang sa isdang ubod, apan mugbô ug ngil-ad ug hitsura) moray n.
KINI LAMI KON INUN-ON, PUSTON OG DAHON SA SAGING.

balanghutin â€" (matang sa isdâ nga daw sa pasayan ang mata ug ang kanipison sa lawas) shrimp goby n.
KUJAWA PUD NING NGALAN.

balantiyong â€" (matang sa isdâ nga may-ong sa dughanan ug kasagaran himoong bulad) slender rainbow sardine n.
DI BA NGALAN NIG UTANON?

bantol â€" scorpionfish n.
MAO BA NI ANG ISDANG MAOT OG NAWNG?

kuya â€" (matang sa kinhason) oyster shell n.
HA HA HA. "ATE, UNSAY IMONG GIKAON?" "KUYA, DOY."

galunggong - round scad n.
DI BA TAGALOG NI SA BUDBORON?

poki â€" (klase sa kinhason) egg shell n.
DI BA TAGALOG NI?

sape-sape â€" (matang sa isdâ nga susama sa potpot) pugnose ponyfish n.
NAILHAN NAHO ANI KAY KLASE SA TABANOG HE HE.

sapsap â€" (gagmay nga isdâ sama sa potpot ug orange ang tumoy sa kapay) slipmouth n. . orange ponyfish n.
ABI NAHO SAPSAP TAGALOG SA POTPOT.

sísí â€" mangrove oyster n.
KINI ANG ANGAY KAHADLOKAN SA MALIBANG SA BAYBAYON.

tabugok â€" reef octupos n. Genus: Octupos
KINI ANG HERO SA USA KA KANTA NI YOYOY.

ulibalay â€" (klase sa isdâ) queensland trumpeter n.
LAIN MAN AHONG NAHIBAW-AN ANI. KANA BITAWNG DILI MAAJO ANG PAGKATULI UNJA MOBALIK ANG PANIT, MOBALIK SA PAGKAPISOT.

He he he. Kana man tingali ni kulitogon ang dalunggan aron kuhaon ang atuli.

Quote from: ZecurB on July 09, 2009, 02:23:44 PM
Have the Filipinos really left the pagan ways? Or were pagan practices have still been continued and the pagan gods and dieties replaced with the so-called catholic saints?

The conversion of a savage to Christianity is the conversion of Christianity to savagery.
--Shaw, George Bernard

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 09, 2009, 12:08:48 PM
Na kay wa man ko kabantay perti naigo jud ahong agtang sa abo nga gisulod ug bagol. Nabulit jud ko ug abo na gray ang color sa ahong puti nga sinina.Makatawa jud ko mahinumdom hangtud karon nga perti jud papha sa abo sa ahong mother. unsa kahay meaning adto Ever since wala na ko kakita ato nga practice.Sure ko tuo tuo pud to.

Ha ha ha. Wala man ko kadungog og tuo-tuo nga parehas ani. Tingali dili to seremonyas, abo kadto sa plantsa nga gigamit pag-utaw sa injong mga sinina!

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 09, 2009, 12:03:21 PM
Hubag unsa man nang isol? naa diay makabiga sa part sa manok hahhahah.

Ang isol kana bitawng nagbundo ibabaw sa lubot sa manok. Kigol ang tawag sa uban. Di ba sa whole dressed chicken naa may tunggoy-tunggoy nga morag mantikaon bitaw kon diin moturok ang tail feathers sa manok. Kana maoy giingon nga laa kaayo. Igat jud kuno ang resulta sa baje.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 09, 2009, 11:34:28 AM
Di pud mi pakaonon ug batikon sa manok kay maglisod kono ug kabuntis ba to.

Ang akong nahibaw-an nga dili ipakaon kay ang isol sa manok. Dili pakan-on ang mga baje kay mabigaon kuno.

Quote from: taga tigbao on July 09, 2009, 10:18:52 AM
Ug magdamgo nga nahingo ang imong ngipon, kinahanglan paakon nimo ang imong unlan inig mata kay aron makontra ang imong damgo kay naa kono'y mamatay sa injong banay.

Daghan pud ning lingaw nga superstition bahin sa damgo. Kon magdamgo kuno og tai, kwarta kuno na. Kon daghang tai, daghang kwarta. Kausa bitaw, lipay ahong pares kay nagdamgo sija og usa ka barkong kwarta. Supertanker pa jud. Baw, hangtod karon wala pa japon modunggo ang barko!

Inig-gisong (kana bitawng gabii going to Easter Sunday) naay uban nga inat-inaton ang lawas sa ilang gagmayng anak aron kuno motaas. Baw lang.

Naay uban, ilong ang inat-inaton. Puyra bujag, bisag giunsag inat-inat sa ahong ijaan ang ilong sa ahong agaw, pastilan, liwat lang gihapon sa ijaha! 

Tinuod jud tingali nga brayt ang uwak kay kuno more than 2,500 years ago si Aesop nagsuwat man og fable nga atong nailhan karon nga "The Crow and the Pitcher."




The Crow and the Pitcher   


No rain had fallen for many weeks. All the small streams and the ponds were dried up.


An old crow had been looking for water all the morning. At last he found some in a pitcher in a garden. He flew down to it and thrust in his bill; but he could not reach the water.


He walked around to the other side and tried again; but he could not get a drink. Oh, how very thirsty he was! It seemed as if he should faint.


"I must have that water. I will have it," he said.


Again he stretched his neck into the pitcher. No, he could not reach it.


He stopped a second and seemed to be thinking; then he said, "I will break the pitcher. My bill is strong and hard." So he gave the pitcher a hard thump. It did not break. He "thumped! thumped! thumped!" first here, then there. What a strong pitcher that was! It did not even crack.


"This will not do," he said. "I must try some other plan. I am big and strong. I will tip the pitcher over."


With that he pushed against it with his breast. It did not move. It seemed as if he must give up the attempt to get the water, but he did not once think of doing that.


Near by in the path lay some pebbles. The crow picked up one in his bill and let it fall into the pitcher. He dropped one after another into it. He could see the water rising a little. Now he worked harder than ever.


Before very long the water had risen so high that he could reach it with his bill. How refreshing it was! He drank as much as he wished, then flew away.

Quote from: taga tigbao on July 08, 2009, 02:37:13 PM


mamag â€" tarsier n.

Naa toy laing tawag sa tarsier, ay nakalimot na jud ko.

Quote from: bolingitboy on July 08, 2009, 02:47:38 PM
quote from fdaray: Again , I would say, "can trees substitute  for crops ? Moabot ang panahon, kahoy na ang daghan ug wala nay crops.

a balance between planting trees and agricultural crops will have to be struck to ensure that people continue to have basic food source - unless people are ready and willing to munch on tree leaves when they get hungry.

the best way to maintain said balance would be to plant trees in watersheds and areas that have steep inclines that are prone to erosion and therefore not conducive to farming, and establish farms where the terrain is flatter and more suitable to agricultural production.

in plain and simple terms: mananon tag kahoy sa bukid ug bakilid, mag farm ta sa patag.

Sakto jud. Dili nato supakon ang terrain.

Ang nakita nahong problema naa sa implementation, unsaon man nga ang atong local government can--and do--get its act together.

Looking further however--and from a larger economic perspective--another important consideration would be the concept of comparative advantage. After all, Bohol does not exist in isolation, and therefore there is no need for us Boholanos to produce everything that we need.

A hypothetical scenario: After years of massive and successful reforestation, Bohol has become a virtual forest aside from ample areas reserved for the needs of human habitation. Agricultural production is reduced to a minimum. However, the province earns so much money from its forest resources such that it can easily afford to buy food items from neighboring provinces, even from other countries.

(Mag-reserve jud hinuon tag luna para sa typically Bohol crops, sama sa kinampay, he he.)

Erap should fade away and write his memoirs, not come back and stir up bad memories of his presidency. 

Ha ha ha. Misty, niay (hubag nga) tubag naho:

PAGBUKIKI SA BAKI, STEP 1

Sa dili ka pa mosugod og bukiki
Bikangkanga ang mga tuhod nga pingki!

Quote from: Candijaynon on July 08, 2009, 09:36:57 PM
Mushrooms. Tagna tagna lng ni ahong tubag.

Mushrooms? Ahong nailhang mushrooms jamo may liki sa kinatumyan. Duda lang nuon ta aning pajonga ba. 

Nindot baja i-approach ang isyu sa superstition from the point of view of pantheism which, though it has many variants, maintains in fine that God and the universe (or nature) are one and the same. This way, superstition can be understood as a way of making sense of the world around us--which means, therefore, trying to define our relationship with God. Superstitious people are religious people. Para naho, ang mga tawo nga superstitious ug ang mga Kristyano sarado have more in common than atheists have with agnostics.

Superstition about pregnancy: kon ang buros kuno ganahan molantaw-lantaw og usa ka klase sa mananap--sama pananglit sa dolphin--ang iyang anak ma-amgid-amgid pud sa dolphin.

Sa Amerika, manggawas ang mga WEREWOLF. Sa atoa, ang manggawas mga WERETARSIER. 

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 08, 2009, 11:38:40 AM
inghuboy-inghubag ex. Inghuboy ang agtang kay naigo sa tirador.

Sakto. Ang huboy, cute nga hubag. Akong angga bitaw, Huboy man. 

Quote from: taga tigbao on July 08, 2009, 02:37:13 PM
kamprag â€" cane toad n. , marine toad n. , giant toad n.

American frog?

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Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 08, 2009, 11:38:40 AM
kwangol or bu****.Na kwangol

Ingon akong maestro sauna nga ang "kuwanggol" kuno short-cut sa "kuwang sa kaguol".  Ha ha ha, sakto tingali, no?

Dili ko motuo anang superstition-superstition o tinuhoang purol pero naa koy amigo nga freethinker kuno sija, unja sa ija kong giingnan nga ang ahong faith in God is a form of superstition, naglisod baja kog tubag.

Quote from: ms da binsi on July 08, 2009, 12:24:49 PM
unsaon naman lang ug initon ang kaldero pagka ugma dayun akong espirito tua didto natakloban?

Patay kang bata ka! Ha ha ha, mora na ka niana og na-impierno!

"When the Boholanos began to convert to Christianity, Tamblot issued a challenge to the Spanish priest as to whose God was more powerful. The challenge was to produce rice and wine from a bamboo stalk. The Spanish priest prayed to his God, of course in Latin, and then cut the bamboo stalk from a groove, but no rice and wine came out. Tamblot then prayed to Ay Sono and then cut the bamboo stalk from a groove and out came rice and wine."

Nasulod sa laang ang Spanish priest. Wa tingali sija motambong sa seminar kabahin sa negotiations. Ninghatag unta sijag counter-proposal. Ija untang giingnang si Tamblot, Blot, imbis rice and wine, corn and beer lang kaha.

Baw bitaw sa West, na-ungo kaajo sila anang depression-depression. Binilyon ang gasto para lang kuno ajohon ang usa ka pasyente.

Diri sa atoa, kon magguol-guol ta, ingnon man lang ta nga, "Panuhot ra na. Pag napagawas na ang hangin, maulian ra ka." 

Pungot bitaw ko sa akong pares kay ija kong gikataw-an. Nangutana pa sija kinsay ahong gikamingawan kay ngano nitulo ahong luha. Sa ija bitawng bali-bali kinatawa, dah, hingsakit lagi ijang lower back, napareha na sija ni Grazie. 

"When the Boholanos began to convert to Christianity, Tamblot issued a challenge to the Spanish priest as to whose God was more powerful. The challenge was to produce rice and wine from a bamboo stalk. The Spanish priest prayed to his God, of course in Latin, and then cut the bamboo stalk from a groove, but no rice and wine came out. Tamblot then prayed to Ay Sono and then cut the bamboo stalk from a groove and out came rice and wine. (“Medina’s Historia 1630-34,” Blair & Robertson, Vol. 24, p. 116). Tamblot won the challenge and the people sided with Tamblot. Only the towns of Baclayon and Loboc remained loyal to the Spaniards. The Spaniards said it was trickery and the work of the demon.

"Yet the same account in “Medina’s Historia” said that when Alcalde Mayor Juan Alcarazo was hit by a stone, got wounded and fell to the ground, he arose cured by calling on the Holy Child. It was called a miracle! But when Tamblot produced wine and rice from the bamboo stalk, prayed for rain and the rains came and the leaves turned into fishes, it was called trickery or the work of the demon. This is really biased reporting. The Spaniards did not deny the events but only attributed it to different sources, demon for Tamblot and Holy Child for the Spaniard."

--Tirol, Jes. Abatan River Cruise: A Travel Through History

Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried?

Ganihang paniudto. Wala man gud najo kit-i ang alisngaw ang sabaw sa linat-ang baka. Kinsay dili makahilak, palot tawon akong lingagngag.

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on July 07, 2009, 09:22:12 PM
Day Raqz, mogawas ra man nang tangkig kon thrilling na. Mag-date lang gud. Dili lang mag thrilling-thrilling.

Duda na ko aning tangkiga, da. 

Quote from: Bambi on July 07, 2009, 08:46:46 PM

delicious - translated to "daily shoes" man Candijaynon.  Maajo lagi ug di magtini-il! 

Ha ha, naay duha ka meaning tuod ang delicious:

1. Tsinelas
2. Pang-uran nga sapatos

Hala, kujawa. Fire-breathing ra ba si Godzilla kon mapungot! Water Horse na lang kayha ha ha ha.

Quote from: Bunchy on July 07, 2009, 03:49:08 PM

Hahaha. Basin mo ingon kani kay katoliko daghan nig dala nga kolekta ron kay ga sutana basin gikan sa misa.

Bitaw no? Mao tingali nga celfon ray gikuha. Kon nagsutana pa, basig pangitaon ang kolekta...

Quote from: buwadsanga on July 07, 2009, 03:14:57 PM
matay no? dapat ning mga pari ug mo lakaw mag sotana aron ma ilhan...

Nakahunahuna bitaw ko anang solusyona, galing lang basig dili sija pasayloon sa mga adik-adik nga dili Katoliko... 

Quote from: Happy on July 07, 2009, 03:20:35 PM
I used to drink coffee at least 1 cup a day, but now, I only drink coffee on weekends or if I have guest.

Maybe after some time you will start to forget drinking coffee he he...