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Ang bitok mao man tingali nay intestinal roundworm or ascaris sa English. Uging sa Waray.

Ang bitok kanang naas sulod sa tijan, magko jamo.
Ang kigwa gagmay, anha mag-jamming sa external anal opening, siging gimok-gimok.


- mao ni ang nawong sa tapeworm

Quote from: calle on July 31, 2009, 05:24:23 PM
GIYERA NA PUD!!!

Quote from: mistyeyed on July 31, 2009, 05:52:09 PM
Nahuman na ang gera oi.

Mist, duda ko nga ang gipasabot ni Calle, dili kay naay ongoing nga giyera, kon dili, nanawagan sijag resumption of hostilities, as in, PAG-GIYERA NA PUD MO DIHA, OI, KAY GUSTO MING MALINGAW! He he he...

Quote from: Angie Gulle on July 31, 2009, 03:12:32 PM
Beauty and brain na jud na sya!

Naa pay ikatulo nga "B".

Binisaya lang...

He he he. Motubag man tingali sila kon pangutan-on...

Quote from: mistyeyed on July 31, 2009, 04:01:04 PM
Ang banahon nalang problema ani noh,kinahanglan makakita kog good communicator pod,loving and good provider.

Morag naay daghan diris TB.  Maproblema ka sa pagpili...

Mao diay! 

Quote from: fdaray on July 31, 2009, 03:24:43 PM
Ang pinaka unique nga kinilaw diri lang sa Bohol makita,... ang kinilaw kabaw.
Simple lang: ad-aron ang unod sa kabaw sagulan sa lamas: vitsin, ahos luy-a,
sagulan ug suka sa tuba, silian sa siling kolikot, lami na kaajo.

Sir FD, di ba ang pwede nga kinilaw kabaw kadto rang laki? Kay ang baje baho-baho kuno.

Quote from: vhinz08 on July 31, 2009, 03:15:29 PM
Murag sardinas siguro ni hubs ang resulta ani bisag pwede makaon ang bukog bisag muhumok na.

Makaon tingali ang bukog kon pressure cooker ang gamiton.

He he, ang sardinas pwede in tomato sauce, in natural oil, or in water. Pwede pud diay in Sprite!

Unsay diay imong nakit-an sa TV? Pina-akay?

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 31, 2009, 02:51:00 PM
ang tawag nila sa bra is pantaptoy unya sa napkin kono is pantaplat.

Pantaplat? Pwede pud pantapsong.

Sprite? Tam-is-tam-is diay. Mao ra ni inun-onan nga dili aslum, he he.

Hala, wa diay magbantay...

Quote from: Angie Gulle on July 31, 2009, 02:42:33 PM
Last night. Perting sakita jud napa-akan !

Unsay napa-akan, Angz?

Wa koy ideya unsay nahitabo karon sa Tagalog sa ilang effort to develop the language. Tinuod, naay coined words nga maapil eventually sa common usage. Apan kon wa gamita sa kadaghanan ang usa ka coined word, however clever or exact it may seem, wala gihapoy hinungdan. It will remain a quaint invention, not a tool for communication.

Quote from: swakee on July 31, 2009, 02:13:12 PM
scandalicious man ning atong biyuti Hubag hahaa!

Ha ha ha. Kon scandalicious, dali ra diay maka-scandalliance!

Ang orig nga paklay kay innards sa kanding. Karon, naa nay paklay sa baka.

Quote from: swakee on July 31, 2009, 12:21:36 PM
ako kay ug makuwangan ko kay naa man koy back-up

naa koy mga toys, comes with all kinds of sizes (depende sa akong mood)

vulgarrrr!!!

Ha ha ha. Ms. Swakee, kining imong sumpay dili na ni apil sa "pageant" part, pero pwedeng-pwede para sa "scandal" part!

Attagirl!

Kining "batonaw" for "ice", parehas ra sa "putsatoy" for "bra", coined word nga way hinungdan. Unsa toy example ani sa Tagalog, "salumpuwit" for "chair"?

Quote from: mistyeyed on July 31, 2009, 01:00:09 PM
Timan-an naku ni ug maayo Toy..

Kanay buotan nga bata. 

Pero wa man kay problema ani, Mist, kay good communicator man ka (and poetic, to boot).

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 30, 2009, 10:26:30 PM
Vince kanang paklay sa kanding,popular pud ni nga sumsuman sa mga palahubog heheheh.

Sa ahong namatikdan, Raqz, bisan unsang klase sa sumsuman, pwede sa mga palahubog, he he. I mean, kadtong mga full-time nga palahubog, ha, dili kadtong hobby lang ang inum.   

Dili ba naa pud humba nga sagol ang nangka ug baboy? Kahinumdom ko nga dili ko kaila hain ang baboy kun dili tilawan kay parehas man ang pagkahiwa.

Para naho good communication is most important. Finances are fickle, libido wanes, fun is always interspersed with somber moments, and love is not much if not communicated meaningfully. Good communication (which may be expressed as absence of misunderstanding) is the engine for continuous renewal of trust and openness which no successful marriage can do without.

A marriage can survive penury when the partners share their thoughts and feelings. On the other hand, millions of dollars cannot save a marriage where the partners refuse to listen to each other.



 

Sakto ra sa kahalang ang siling espada. Humot-humot pud. Kon siling kulikot hinuon, bisag usa, sakto na. (Pero way humot.)

Panihapon: Inun-onang bulinaw nga gihanigan og siling espada.

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on July 30, 2009, 10:08:57 PM
Haaay . . . salamat nga maghagpat na diay mo sa nagkagubot nga lukot.

At last. Pero maajo untag ang resulta alegre morag "Mary Poppins", dili kujaw morag "Gunfight at OK Corral"! (Sorry guys, sigi man gud kog tan-aw og classic films lately, he he.)

Quote from: calle on July 30, 2009, 05:40:47 PM
padayon ang giyera para bibo oi, naunsa.

way lami kung way giyera, hehehe.

Mingaw pa man. Break una. Niay lista sa top 25 war films of all time. (Pwede pun-an og no. 26, he he.)

  1. Apocalypse Now - (1979, Francis Ford Coppola, V) (Martin Sheen, Robert Duvall, M. Brando)
  2. All Quiet on the Western Front - (1930, Lewis Milestone, WWI) (Lew Ayres, Louis Wolheim)
  3. Saving Private Ryan - (1998, Steven Spielberg, WWII) (Tom Hanks, Edward Burns)
  4. Schindler's List - (1993, Steven Spielberg, WWII) (Liam Neeson, Ben Kingsley)
  5. Platoon - (1986, Oliver Stone, V) (Tom Berenger, Willem Dafoe, Charlie Sheen)
  6. The Bridge on the River Kwai - (1957, David Lean, WWII) (Alec Guinness, William Holden)
  7. Patton - (1970, Franklin J. Schaffner, WWII) (George C. Scott, Karl Malden)
  8. The Dirty Dozen - (1967, Robert Aldrich, WWII) (Lee Marvin, Charles Bronson, Telly Savalas)
  9. The Longest Day - (1962,Ken Annakin, WWII) (John Wayne, Henry Fonda, Robert Mitchum)
10. From Here to Eternity - (1953, Fred Zinnemann, WWII) (Burt Lancaster, Montgomery Clift)
11. Sergeant York - (1941, Howard Hawks, WWI) (Gary Cooper, Walter Brennan)
12. The Great Escape - (1963, John Sturges, WWII) (Steve McQueen, James Garner)
13. Battleship Potemkin (1925, Sergei Eisenstein, Odessa revolt-1905) (Alexander Antonov)
14. Das Boot - (1981, W. Ger. Wolfgang Peterson, WWII) (Jurgen Procnow)
15. The Deer Hunter - (1978, Michael Cimino, V) (Robert De Niro, Meryl Streep)
16. Full Metal Jacket - (1987, Stanley Kubrick, V) (Matthew Modine, Adam Baldwin)
17. Letters From Iwo Jima - (2006, Clint Eastwood, WWII) (Ken Watanabe, Kazunari Ninomiya)
18. A Bridge Too Far - (1977, Richard Attenborough, WWII) (Dirk Bogarde, Michael Caine)
19. The Guns of Navarone - (1961, J. Lee Thompson, WWII) (Gregory Peck, Anthony Quinn)
20. Open City - (1945, Roberto Rossellini, WWII) (Vito Annicchiarico, Nando Bruno)
21. Midway - (1976, Jack Smight, WWII) (Charlton Heston, Henry Fonda, Toshiro Mifune)
22. Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo - (1944, Mervyn LeRoy, WWII) (Van Johnson, Robert Walker)
23. The Thin Red Line - (1998, Terrence Malick, WWII) (Sean Penn, Nick Nolte)
24. Tora! Tora! Tora! - (1970, Richard Fleischer, WWII) (Martin Balsam, Joseph Cotten)
25. Black Hawk Down - (2001, Ridley Scott, Somalia) (Ewan McGregor, Josh Hartnett)
26. Bohol Beauty Pageant Scandal - (2009, Tubag Bohol, Philippines)

Quote from: willmerit on July 30, 2009, 03:23:28 PM
mao nay giingon nga "once tasted always wanted" hehehhehe

Mao ni panghambog sa bakery sa among silingan. Lami jud hinuon tinuod ilang monay.

Quote from: mistyeyed on July 30, 2009, 05:52:49 PM

Unsa man diay ang naa didto nga mawad -an man sa panimuot? hehe..basin makapanuhot..

Naughan sija. Pataka man gud pangluwa.

Quote from: bugsay on July 30, 2009, 05:22:53 PM
mao ni balak sa among silingan sa una paglansad niya ug konsehal sa baryo...

Mga igsoon, kon inyo kong buligan sa potot sa iyong pagsalig
Makab-ot nako ang "sino"(lahing) sa kadaugan...

heheheh..ang resulta, gilatos siya sa palwa sa kapildihan....

Ha ha ha. Unja kay wa man matagbaw ang mga tawo, gisilhig sija sa butay sa biay-biay. Ang resulta?Naputos sija sa ginit sa kasakit!

ANG KALIMOT GAMHANAN

Ang mosulod sa pultahan sa kalimot
Mahigawas nga wala nay panimuot.

Kining ahong giukay
Mas makalipay.
Humok-humok, humot-humot
Pultahan sa kalimot.

Inday: Doy, nganong ning-undang man kag ukay?

Ondoy: Wa naho kit-i. Gawas pa, human na ko.

Inday: Unswa? Don't quit!

Problema kay lisod kuno pangitaon.

"Hain na man to, Day?"

"Gusto man kaha ka, na hala pangitaa. Don't quit!"

Quote from: mistyeyed on July 30, 2009, 02:30:08 PM
ug nalata nga egg unsa man tawag?

Ambot lang. Pero kon ang tawo nalata ang egg, iniglakaw nija , magsangki-egg.



- flattened egg

Quote from: bugsay on July 30, 2009, 03:03:19 PM
This thread point us to revisit our younger years and also drives us crazy

Halfcrazy lang, aron dili ta madaw-ag trabaho.

Quote from: mistyeyed on July 30, 2009, 02:58:29 PM
Toy, puedi pod tuway..hehehe..Kadungog ka anang panugilon nila sauna sa mga tigulang nga moingon,bigaon nang bayhana na,tuwayon siguro na sija.

Ha ha ha. Tuway nga giputos og lusay.

Pero kana man kunong dyutay rag lusay ang tuwayon...

Kon balyena na, mao nay giingon, "There's more of you to hold." Love lang gihapon. Don't quit! 

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 30, 2009, 02:22:13 PM
Kay nawad-an lagi sijag sudlay, si Inday nagbagulbol
Kay wa na siyay magamit para sa gubot nijang ______.

Quote from: mistyeyed on July 30, 2009, 02:28:55 PM
hinayhay..hehe ug dili pod
sa nagubot ni nijang punay..

Magbabalak jud diay ka Mist. Sakto ang "hinayhay". Hinuon, pwede pud "lusay".

Quote from: mistyeyed on July 30, 2009, 01:49:20 PM
Apan ig human,kaon gihapon sa lami,don't quit.

Bitaw no? Hangtud mora nag balyena kadako! Abi pa lang, loser...

Maajo ka bang mobalak? Nan, fill in the blanks:


Kay nawad-an lagi sijag sudlay, si Inday nagbagulbol
Kay wa na siyay magamit para sa gubot nijang ______.

ang itlog nga pinangga
nga "hard-boiled" ang angga
sa bungbong nabangga

- embarrassed egg

Pwede ba ang half-order nga halo-halo sa Chowking?

Welcome, gipunitsalapok!

(Basig naay mosunod, si gisulodsabulsa, he he.) 

Quote from: catalina on July 30, 2009, 12:50:43 PM
the last time i cry.gahapon kay nawala akong sudlay ng 23 yrs old.di jod nako makita an .karugtong to sa ako life baya.og mobiyahi ko mauna baya tog sulod sa bag kay sa passport.kalooy panawagan asa man ron sudlay pakita tawon.huhuhuhhu

Hala kaanugon. Pauli na tawon, Dlay, dili na lagi ka kasab-an kon maka-arot kag buhok!

Pero, Ms. Catalina, ajaw palabi kay makataktak ra bag buhok nag sigig kaguol. Nah, basig inigmakit-an na hinuon to, wa nay kagamitan...

 



The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked "Am I my brother's son?" God asked Abraham to sacrifice Issac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Issac, stole his brother's birthmark. Jacob was a partiarch who brought up his twelve sons to be partiarchs, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob's sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.

Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw. Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fougth with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.

Without the Greeks, we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns - Corinthian, Doric and Ironic. They also had myths. A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intolerable. Achilles appears in "The Illiad", by Homer. Homer also wrote the "Oddity", in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.

In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java. The reward to the victor was a coral wreath. The government of Athen was democratic because the people took the law into their own hands. There were no wars in Greece, as the mountains were so high that they couldn't climb over to see what their neighbors were doing. When they fought the Parisians, the Greeks were outnumbered because the Persians had more men.

Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History call people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long. At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlic in their hair. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March killed him because they thought he was going to be made king. Nero was a cruel tyrany who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them.

Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames, King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King Harlod mustarded his troops before the Battle of Hastings, Joan of Arc was cannonized by George Bernard Shaw, and the victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks. Finally, the Magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same offense.

In midevil times most of the people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the time was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verse and also wrote literature. Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.

The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value of their human being. Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg for selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull. It was the painter Donatello's interest in the female nude that made him the father of the Renaissance. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented the Bible. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.

The government of England was a limited mockery. Henry VIII found walking difficult because he had an abbess on his knee. Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When Elizabeth exposed herself before her troops, they all shouted "hurrah." Then her navy went out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo.

The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespear. Shakespear never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He lived in Windsor with his merry wives, writing tragedies, comedies and errors. In one of Shakespear's famous plays, Hamlet rations out his situation by relieving himself in a long soliloquy. In another, Lady Macbeth tries to convince Macbeth to kill the King by attacking his manhood. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Writing at the same time as Shakespear was Miquel Cervantes. He wrote "Donkey Hote". The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote "Paradise Lost." Then his wife dies and he wrote "Paradise Regained."

During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe. Later the Pilgrims crossed the Ocean, and the was called the Pilgrim's Progress. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by Indians, who came down the hill rolling their was hoops before them. The Indian squabs carried porposies on their back. Many of the Indian heroes were killed, along with their cabooses, which proved very fatal to them. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.

One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their pacels through the post without stamps. During the War, Red Coats and Paul Revere was throwing balls over stone walls. The dogs were barking and the peacocks crowing. Finally, the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis.

Delegates from the original thirteen states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin had gone to Boston carrying all his clothes in his pocket and a loaf of bread under each arm. He invented electricity by rubbing cats backwards and declared "a horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

George Washington married Matha Curtis and in due time became the Father of Our Country. Them the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.

Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. When Lincoln was President, he wore only a tall silk hat. He said, "In onion there is strength."

Abraham Lincoln write the Gettysburg address while traveling from Washington to Gettysburg on the back of an envelope. He also signed the Emasculation Proclamation, and the Fourteenth Amendment gave the ex-Negroes citizenship. But the Clue Clux Clan would torcher and lynch the ex-Negroes and other innocent victims. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposedl insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.

Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltare invented electricity and also wrote a book called "Candy". Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the Autumn, when the apples are flaling off the trees.

Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian and half English. He was very large. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.

France was in a very serious state. The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened. The Marseillaise was the theme song of the French Revolution, and it catapulted into Napoleon. During the Napoleonic Wars, the crowned heads of Europe were trembling in their shoes. Then the Spanish gorrilas came down from the hills and nipped at Napoleon's flanks. Napoleon became ill with bladder problems and was very tense and unrestrained. He wanted an heir to inheret his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn't bear him any children.

The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. He reclining years and finally the end of her life were exemplatory of a great personality. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.

The nineteenth century was a time of many great inventions and thoughts. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick Raper, which did the work of a hundred men. Samuel Morse invented a code for telepathy. Louis Pastuer discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturailst who wrote the "Organ of the Species". Madman Curie discovered radium. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.

The First World War, cause by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by a surf, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.


--pasted together by Richard Lederer

Corned beef with potatoes and onions. (Pero mas sakto kon tawgon og onions with potatoes and corned beef, he he.)

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 29, 2009, 11:12:31 PM
Mao pud nay gitudlo sa ahong religion teacher sa una nga tiguwang na kaayo sa grade one unya gisigundaan sa ahong apuhan baje. Gitudluan gani ko niya nga aron kono permi haruhay ang pamujo kara oras kono mangadye ug 7 Our Father kay ang 7 nag represent ba to ug perfection like sa 7 sacrament unya 7 hail mary. Giingnan naho ahong apuhan daghana pud na Na-nay oi matabang ba na ug hinumdom kara oras.

OK na ning atong mga tulumanon komparar sa Muslim prayers. Sila kada adlaw 5 times mangadje unja naa pay prostrate position. Dili mahimo bisan asa moatubang, bisan asa sila sa kalibutan kinahanglan moatubang sila sa Mecca kon mangadje. 

Emily Horne. Dili kaha "Horny" ang sakto nga spelling sa iyang apelyido?  

Quote from: mistyeyed on July 29, 2009, 07:21:40 PM
If you are holding on to past hurts and pains ...
LET IT GO!!!

Let it go! Ipagawas tanan para mahuwasan imong tijan! 

Quote from: benelynne on July 29, 2009, 03:51:00 PM
Hi HC,

Labing maayo siguro itataw nimo ang mga isyu bahin aning TBTK-sponsored beauty pageant kay murag pasumbingay o huhungihong ra man ang atong mabasa, bisag sa mga taho sa local press. Wala pud kaayo ko'y nahibaw-an sa TBTK, gawas lang pud sa akong nabasahan.

Bisag si Koddi, murag dili kaayo positibo iyang feedback. Kamo man gyud ang naa diha, nakadungog sa gipanulti ug basin nalambigit direktamente sa pagpahigayon aning kalihukan.

I second the motion, Bay Ben. Kita ani nga gusto unta motampo sa atong dyutay nga panahum dili kaentra kay dili man klaro nato ang issues. Kutob ra ta sa tapsing-tapsing.

Kadtong nasayud mora man og nang-ukon-ukon nga mopatin-aw. Tungod ba kaha ni kay naay sacred cows nga nahilambigit, or naay mga hidden agenda nga gipaningkamotan nga dili molutaw? Kining ato hisgut-hisgut lang, para man ni sa kaajohan nato collectively as Bol-anons.   

L - Lat-i na lang ang pisi, unja kan-a
B - Basin
M - Mapaktol ang nagkawat unja mag-LBM, ha ha ha.

Quote from: benelynne on July 29, 2009, 04:36:01 PM
Makakatawa man pud ko ani, kay sa Hiligaynon (Inilonggo) pa, ga-rhyme man ang "punkay" sa ilang pulong para sa kinatawo sa baje, ug musulti ka pag "kinapungkayan sa himaya" murag bulgar na kaayo.

Mao ba, Bay Ben? Dili diay ang "pungkay" meaning "apex" kay "pungkay" pud sa Inilonggo?

L - Lain na hinuon ang nakaihaw.
B - Busog sila,
M - Makasuya. Hmmph.

Quote from: vhinz08 on July 29, 2009, 03:32:28 PM
himaya=orgasm?

He he he. Metaphorical ang gamit sa "himaya" ani nga phrase, kay ang literal meaning sa "himaya" kay "bliss" man tingali.

Quote from: mistyeyed on July 29, 2009, 02:10:30 PM
L-a
B-ay
M-ananagna diha,among kabaw gitugway sa daplin pisi nalang nabilin.

L - Lata na man gud ang pisi.
B - Bag-o pa to,
M - Madala pud unta.

Imbaw nga gikilaw. Tambok ra ba. Way templa-templa except sa lapok sa ngilit sa shell, he he. Nasamad nuon ahong thumb. Aho lang gituslob sa Tanduay. (Ang kumagko, dili ang imbaw.)

Quote from: willmerit on July 29, 2009, 01:17:58 PM
dihay kas a di na jud naho maagwanta kay kini laging buntis ihi man, kaihion na jud ko, mikalit raman kog pungko sa among luyo sa kusinahan ug nangihi, misiga iyang mata kay ngano kuno didto ko nangihi, ang ang ug musud pako sa bay nga nakaihi naman gani ko sa akong underwear kay di na mapugngan.  ingon siya liwat man nimo imong anak oi way manners, hehehhe.

Ha ha ha. Kabahin sa dili kapugngan, maajo gani kay ihi ra!

Quote from: mistyeyed on July 29, 2009, 02:01:49 PM
Basta mao nato,hehe..ingnon ko sa ako papa sauna sige lang jud mog pangita anang baboy baboy kadugayan ipakaon ko na inyo ug di mo mouli ron kay udto na.

Ang uban ilang lastiko o jolin lapwaan kay sigi lag duwa. Kon gilapwaan pa to sa imong papa ang baboy-baboy unja gipahigop nimo ang sabaw basin strong imong immunity unja dili na sigig luha imong mata. 

Quote from: vhinz08 on July 29, 2009, 02:52:15 PM
Mao bay buot pasabot ana hubs? tumoy sa bukid  ba jud ng pungkay?

Maoy ahong sabot ani, kay ang pulong "pungkay" gigamit man pud sa expression nga "kinapungkayan sa himaya" to refer to orgasm.

Quote from: mistyeyed on July 27, 2009, 03:39:15 PM
basta lamian,tanan kalimtan

basta kalimtan,pwede na usban

L - Lili-on una naho sa ahong crystal
B - Ball, basin
M - Makit-an pa nato ang mga bukog sa injong kabaw, he he.

Quote from: jamo2x on July 29, 2009, 04:44:20 AM
mangurus gani ko bag-o maligo tung gamay pa ko...(karon di na ) para sa ako kay morag hadlok sa bugnaw sa tubig...o hadlok mo ambak sa sapa...basi unsa unya mahitabo sa imo

Kahinumdom ko sa ahong kaduwa sauna. Nangutana ko nija ngano nga manguros sija sa dili pa moambak sa sapa. Dili man gud to sija mosimba unja dili jud relihiyoso in any other way. Ingon sija, paisog daw, pawala sa kabugnaw sa tubig, ha ha ha. 

Quote from: mistyeyed on July 29, 2009, 01:56:22 PM
Baboy baboy murag naa man ni sa yuta no imong kuhaon,gamay kaayo nga itom nga mura pod ug baboy..hehe..

Baboy nga local kay dark man, he he. Morag daghan man to silag till, di ba?

Quote from: willmerit on July 29, 2009, 01:33:03 PM
unsa gani to pangalan anang mutubo bitaw sa ibabaw sa amorsiko or balili ba na nga ug imong ibutang sa luwa magpakapaka.  mao pod ng among kalaki sa una, manguha mi ana unja isig ijahay ug luwa unja iitsa to sila mubuto man malipay nami adto kay maglumba ug kinsay makauna ug kahurot pagbuto.

Mao ba to ni nga dark brown ang kolor nga more or less morag palito sa posporo pero rounded unja tapering toward the end, one inch to one inch and a half ang gitas-on? Diha koy kaduwa kaniadto nga kusog pa-impress ija lang ugomon ang usa ka kumkom unja pabuthon sulod sa baba. Unsa kaha diay toy pangalan ani.

Quote from: fdaray on July 29, 2009, 09:51:24 AM
Requel.......... naay tinuohan ang akong Lola nga kon ang buntis mangihi duol gyud sa punuan sa kahoy, mamatay kuno ang kahoy. Bisan ug dako na kaayo ang kahoy.

How true".......... . Try it.

Raqz, nindot ning suggestion ni Sir FD. Pero ajaw lamang og adto sa California para mangita og dagkong kahoy nga imong maihian, kay basin ma-charge ka og environmental degradation...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 29, 2009, 04:53:00 AM
Ug makalabay pud mi ug dakong kahoy karaan nga murag taliawan pareha anang gakit magsegi ug ingon tabi tabi gisugo mi sa pari. Kaingon jud ang engkanto adto ning mga bataa mga botboton kay liman gipasanginlan nga gisugo ug pari.

Ingnan bitaw mi sauna nga dili mangihi duol sa dagkong kahoy kay basin kuno mataktak ang amoa. Wa man lagi.

Morag thorny issue kining TBTK. Even in the sweet spontaneous microcosm of TB, passions fly when it comes to this topic.  This hypersensitiveness seems to indicate that when it comes to TBTK, something--to paraphrase a famous quote--is rotten in the republic of Bohol.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 29, 2009, 02:08:54 AM
Mag ampo bitaw ko permi sa una ug mouwan kay dagan dagan lagi aron mabasa unja magpatungod sa ing awas nga sandajong mao na magtinukdanay magpuli puli.

Kanang magtinukdanay kay mag-ilog sa awas sa sandajong, alegre kay usahay naay masudlan ang dalunggan og tubig. Nindot paminawon ang awas nga mobundak sa imong ulo, labi nag kusog. 

Quote from: willmerit on July 29, 2009, 01:11:11 AM
ug timpong mag uwan, magpasing uwan mi para mabasa aron makaligo sa dagat, mag ambak ambak dayon didto sa tulay.  ug mabasa na kay di naman kabalibad ang ginikanan nga maligo sa dagat kay nabasa na lagi sa uwan

Bitaw, usa jud ni sa peak experiences of childhood--ang pagkaligo sa uwan hangtod molagom. Luoy kaajo ang mga Bedouins, wala sila ani. 

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on July 29, 2009, 12:53:21 AM
Manakop sab ko sa una og grasshopper ug katydid (kanang paryente sa "don" nga grashopper nga mora'g dahon ang mga pako). Then maglungag ko sa yuta, adto nako ibutang, tabonan og bildo. Suksukan og palwa sa kapayas ang kilid aron makaginhawa. Cruelty to animals gihapon.  Pag College nag specialize ko'g Entomology, ha ha ha. Nakabawos ang mga insects kay mga lisud ang akong mga subjects.

Mao nay giingon nga "The child is father to the man."

Whether you're in the lab or into crop protection, morag continuing saga ang cruelty to animals, he he. 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on July 29, 2009, 05:54:22 AM
Delusion-       luag (kung luag ang sinina,eh DELUSION)

Salamat aning imong gipangpuno, Bay BNC. Pero kining DELUSION, morag Tagalog man ni, he he.

Ang bukid sa Tagalog kay farm man tingali.

Ang pungkay di ba ang upper part na sa bukid? Ang taga pungkay, di lang kay taga bukid, tua jud sila magpujo sa kinatumyang bahin, sa peak or summit, duol na sa langit.

Quote from: bugsay on July 28, 2009, 10:45:48 PM
aw o diay, baboy-baboy diay tawag namo ana.......

Morag lahi man tingali tong baboy-baboy. Parehas kadak-a pero di ba itomon man ang baboy-baboy unja dili sibog ang paglakaw?

Kadto sang beetle nga naa sa caimito. Ujogon ang kahoy mangatagak lang. Hiktan man tingali to unja paluparon og tujok-tujok para mohugong.

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on July 28, 2009, 09:49:58 PM
Kaniadto sa naa pay silong ang mga balay, daghang puy-anan sa sibug-sibug (nymph or immature sa antlion). Kana bitawng mora'g mga embudong gagmay nga mga depression sa yuta. What we did, huktan namo'g tanod ang hulmigas ug itaon sa ilang puy-anan. Gamayng kasikas lang, molugwa na siya ug paakon ang paon. Mora mi'g nangisda.

Kahinumdom ko aning giingon nimong sibug-sibug, Bay Koddi. Daghan ni kon ang yuta dry and sandy. Amo ra man tong tuslokon og sagbot (ang soft stem sa amorsiko pananglit--unsa bay ngalan ani) unja inigpaak nila sa tumoy bitaron og kalit. Padak-anay man mi adto sa makuha (pero amo ra pud nga pasagdang mosibog balik sa ilawom sa yuta). Kon dako ang "embudo", normally dako pud ang nagtawo ani (or nagsibug-sibug, ha ha).

Quote from: balong on July 28, 2009, 07:29:40 PM
pasayloa ko mga libakbayans...hihihi

Ha ha ha!  Makalingaw jud nang imong giingong "libakbayans", Bay Bals.  Ambot og gitujo ba ni nimo o typographical error lang.  Nakadungog jud hinoon ko nga mao ni kalaki sa mga manguliay sa TBTK (puwera sa mga maajo).  Wa man jud hinoon ko kaapil sa TBTK sukad (wala pud hinoon koy plano) ug wala pa jud ko ka-timing nga naas Bohol kon ting-TBTK, apan daghan ang akong nadunggan nga arang kalibakira sa isig ka ingon ning mga TBTKers.  Molingkod lang kuno ka duol sa mga TBTKers sa coffee shop sa Metro Center, daghan na kuno kag mahibaw-an nga di mao.     

Ahong maguwang gi-punish ni Tatay kay sigig duwa og lastiko. Gilapwaan ang lastiko unja gipahigop nija ang sabaw, ha ha ha. Ako wa jud ma-punish kay good boy man.

Quote from: mistyeyed on July 28, 2009, 03:18:22 PM

This face is mine, too.

Yes my dear, this is mine. This mine is mine. This mine which is yours is mine. Therefore, yours truly will mine this mine, and mine is yours. Therefore I remain, yours truly.

Quote from: mistyeyed on July 28, 2009, 02:39:06 PM
Thank you thank you stateville, I understand now but what if I will say okey i will repent later coz right now I am enjoying my life (even I know i commit sin) then after a few days I die. What will happen to me? where shall i be? in hell?

Ajaw kabalaka, mi chica pecadora. Even St. Augustine prayed, "Lord, give me chastity and continence--but not yet."

Quote from: mistyeyed on July 28, 2009, 01:10:06 PM
fight for the right not the left..

Mas alegre tingali ang fight for the center...

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on July 24, 2009, 11:28:10 PM
"Ga-inday-inday nga uwan" kanang dyutay lang nga ulan, mokusog-mohinay, dugay moundang.   

Parehas bitaw ni Inday nga way klaro unsay gusto, kon pangutan-on unsay problema dili motingog, magpabudlot-budlot lang sa simod, pero dili moundang hangtod makuha ang ijang gitinguha.

Quote from: fdaray on May 26, 2009, 07:35:06 AM
It is said,"A winner never quits , a quitter never wins."

Mao man to ni ang advert sa usa ka outlet sa sweepstakes sauna. This could be a gambler's motto.

Quote from: taga tigbao on July 28, 2009, 10:24:43 AM
manguhag lubi (ngek! duwa ba ni?hehehe)

Duwa kon dili masakpan!

Quote from: fdaray on July 28, 2009, 10:22:06 AM
Ang akong karang 4 feet kataas.

He he, kapila man ka malimbuwad, Sir FD?

Quote from: Tubag Bohol Dot Com on July 27, 2009, 03:54:24 PM
The paper’s reporter was assured by a certain Cora (the Post did not bother to get her family name) for a list of all balikbayans only to be told that a high-ranking TBTK officer did not like the idea of giving it to the Post. 

As part of the Sandugo celebration, the Post was more than willing to publish the list of balikbayans coming home for the TBTK shindig. It was the paper’s way of gauging whether a heavy turn out of TBTK delegates was in place.

Since some TBTK officers must have thought of some other strange things in mind as to why they refused to release the list of participants of the grand homecoming, the Post management just consider the same as part of the hazard of the profession.  The Post management can only heave a sigh of relief thinking that on hindsight it will be able to save precious newspaper’s space.

source: Sunday Post

He he, nagluod man ang Sunday Post. Anyway, guys, what's your opinion on this? The way I look at it, the TBTK people have the right to withhold the info. On the other hand, what's wrong with publishing the names?

Quote from: Lollapalooza on July 28, 2009, 10:03:25 AM
nakahinumdum ko sa gamay pa ko ang akong ginadula kay sungka akong kalaban kay ang akong lolo... hahay...miss na nuon nako akong lolo ug lola sa dipolog. T_T

Hi, Lollapalooza. Sure ko nga pirmi ka pildi, unja hilak man ka, gipadaug na lang. Di ba?

Quote from: taga tigbao on July 28, 2009, 09:58:42 AM
magpaliso = planning to have turning, samot!! hahahaha

Ha ha ha. Pwede pud. Moingon ka, "Day, nia unta ko kay magpaliso ko sa ahong l*so!"

Do you have snapshots of clouds? I'm sure you do. Come, share them.

Kahibawo ba mo nga naay grupo nga gitawag og "The Cloud Appreciation Society"? Yes, there is, and their website is www.cloudappreciationsociety.org.

Mao ni ang ilang manifesto:

______________________________________________________________________________


We believe that clouds are unjustly maligned
and that life would be immeasurably poorer without them.

We think that they are Nature’s poetry,
and the most egalitarian of her displays, since
everyone can have a fantastic view of them.

We pledge to fight ‘blue-sky thinking’ wherever we find it.
Life would be dull if we had to look up at
cloudless monotony day after day.

We seek to remind people that clouds are expressions of the
atmosphere’s moods, and can be read like those of
a person’s countenance.

Clouds are so commonplace that their beauty is often overlooked.
They are for dreamers and their contemplation benefits the soul.
Indeed, all who consider the shapes they see in them will save
on psychoanalysis bills.

And so we say to all who'll listen:
Look up, marvel at the ephemeral beauty, and live life with your head in the clouds!

______________________________________________________________________________

Cool, di ba?


Well, I'll start with one of my own:





Happy posting!

Unsay ahong gibuhat karong adlawa? Nag-repot sa ahong ficus benjamina nga ahong gisuwayan og himong bonsai. Ambut, gahi man nig ulo, dili man patuo nga ang ijang kapalaran naa sa pagka-bonsai. 

Quote from: fdaray on July 27, 2009, 12:53:30 PM
Ang mga Muslim. Ang minatay ilubong dili molapas sa 24 oras

Tinuod ni. Naay uban nga ilubong jud dayon. Diha gani toy balita nga duha ka cemetery workers somewhere sa Middle East gilunggoan og liog kay nasakpan nga gikuykoy ang lubong unja gihilabtan ang patayng lawas sa bag-ohay lang namatay nga dalaga.

Quote from: willmerit on July 28, 2009, 06:27:45 AM
gipalitan ko niya ug hot plate para ug magluto kog isda or buwad sa gawas na lang ang baho dili na sa sulod sa balay.  medyo layu-layo man ang mga silingan so di kaayo problema ang baho nga manungbay.  magluto na gani ko, muingon dayon siya labi labi jud bahua kay ang tibook neighborhood kuno nanimaho.  hilig man manungbay ning akong bana sa iyang inahan, then ug mubalik siya sa balay muingon dayon nagluto na pod ka anang imong "nasty" food no kay niabot man sa akong mommy ang baho.  ako na lang kataw an kay wa man tawn mahimo.

One time nakatilaw kog Russian dried fish, wala man manimaho parehas sa atoa. Ambut kaha giunsa nila pagpauga. Dili ba kaha pud sa klase sa isda.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 28, 2009, 05:12:17 AM
Naa gani ko iring every night sa una moikyas kay managat sad.Magkabulingit ug lapok sa dagat inig uli pero magdala ug isda nga gakisikisi pa.

Kini bitawng giingon nga mahadlok kuno ang iring og tubig, di ko motuo. Depende ra gihapon sa anad. Kadtong ahong giingon nga silingan, hobby nija mamingwit, kujog ijang iring sa boat. Tingali gisum-olan na ang iring sa isda kay di man manghilabot sa ijang kuha.

Ahong ganahan kay kasing, lastiko, jolin, bato-lata, buwan-buwan. Malingaw kaajo ko sa buwan-buwan kay paabtikay.

Quote from: Candijaynon on July 27, 2009, 08:30:32 PM
Ningtan-aw sa SONA ni Gloria nga perting panghambog.Lol.

Unja, Candz, wa ka hilanti? O namugnaw ba hinuon sa kalagot, he he.

Midnight snack: slice of pizza nga nituskig na, plus kape

Quote from: willmerit on July 27, 2009, 12:43:56 PM
apil na ang mga iro sa ahong sis in law kay muari man sa balay kay manung lagi ug pakals, inigluto nako ug isda or buwad, managan - manguli sa ilaha ug di mubalik sa amo for two days. 

Kining iro diay sama ra sa tawo, depende sa anad. One time nagpujo ko daplin sa dagat unja ahong silingan dihay iro nga mahilig mangisda. I mean, manggukod sijag mga agukoy. Kausa high tide to nakit-an naho nga nagtangag og isda nga nagkisi-kisi pa. Ija jug ning gikaon.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 27, 2009, 11:40:49 PM
Bakag- extreme foul smell or very stinky - Kinabakagan ang baho nga nagikan sa patay nga iring. Usahay pud ug ang utot perting bahua moingon ug bakaga man kag utot.

Bakag, or baklag, gigamit ni sa baho sa decomposing flesh, patay nga iring o unsa ba nga wala mahipos o malubong. Usahay naay bakag nga baho nga maglutaw-lutaw unja patayng ilaga diay. Usahay pud ang baho magwala-wala unja mohapak-hapak lang kay gidala-dala diay sa usa sa nagpujo sa balay, he he he.

TEN:
You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.




Nabijaan intawon kay si Inday paspas molakaw.