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Quote from: mistyeyed on September 08, 2009, 01:33:58 PM

Labon,moangay gud jamo,,,kaso lang moangay pod kog baktas baktas HHWW ba. Dapat ako ray kargahon,di mo apil ako daddy kay bug at kaayo iya tiyan.

Ato na lang kahang ipalabatiba imong daddy para mohijos ang tijan...

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 08, 2009, 03:32:16 AM
Karon ga bakho jud ko kay ako tiil nabundakan sa tadtaran.

Mas sakit kon ang natagak, pangtadtad imbis tadtaran. Imbis bakho, danguyngoy jud.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 08, 2009, 01:13:52 PM
Bitaw,mao nay akong nakuha ni daddy iyang mata.But wa ko maliwat ug maayo niya kay moangay man kog baktas baktas.

Di ba moangay pud kang karga-kargahon, Mist?

ikid, lukso, iktin

The Question of Hell

The following is an actual question given as part of a university chemistry exam. The answer given by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with us.

Exam Bonus Question:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

In answer, one student wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?  If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you'   Then we take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, therefore number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is, therefore, extinct.  Logically, this leaves only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting, 'Oh my God!'

This student received the only 'A' for this question.

Quote from: Bambi on September 08, 2009, 03:19:33 AM
mistyeyed, bisan unsaon ug tago mangalisbo gjod whahahaha 

Kon tagoan, mosamot hinuon og kabaho. Kon ipahungaw, patay, pang-chemical warfare!

Quote from: Bambi on September 08, 2009, 03:13:14 AM
lolla, haskang dako-a pod ning bilata kay laliman ka kasakyan man?  lol Sorry, Miss Joyride!

Basin mga ut*n sa unano ang gasakaysakay . Pwede usa ka dosena ang pasahero!

hambog, gara, pasiatab

Dili na ko mousab.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on September 07, 2009, 10:31:00 PM
Ako both.Pero murag magspend ko ug time sa akong cat. Di jud ko mawad an ug cat,murag mingaw ang kalibutan ug way iring hehehhe.


girl na girl si boots

baby sitter sad akong iring

Nindot lagi nga pagka tuxedo cat ni si Boots, Raqz. Well-defined kaajo ijang mittens!

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 08, 2009, 03:12:28 AM

Taga Kansog-ong na akong daddy maong sige ug pababa.Sabton nalang nato kay ni sipat raba siya sa picture o.Kamo konoy mo agi ug tubig diba mo mo kinto.

Daddy jud bitaw tingali nimo nis General, Mist, kay parehas man mog tinan-awan, morag ningsipat og gamay, he he.

Pwede pud palipas hangover.

Gourmets and food lovers have their favorite eatables. Pet lovers have their preferences, too. It's quite possible for one to love dogs and cats equally, but I guess most people don't find it hard to name their favorite furry (or fluffy, or scaly, whatever) stress-absorber.   

Me? I love cats above all. Meow!

Quote from: Anna&Jorge on September 07, 2009, 02:51:49 PM
There was a great eruption of a south sea island volcano, and the witch doctor appealed to the tribal chief, demanding that a virgin be sacrificed to appease the volcano.

The chief apologized, "I've used up all the virgins myself, so I guess we'll just have to get used to the noise."

They might as well sacrifice the chief, he he. But then it wouldn't be a sacrifice, would it? Sacrifice requires giving up something precious. Thus, if the chief is sacrificed, the god of the volcano might not be appeased at all--because while the people will mourn the death of a virgin, they would most likely break out in jubilation at the demise of a lecherous leader.

gipahawa, gihinginlan, giigihan, gipalayas

 gipikas, gitadtad, gitagodtagod

ginudnod, gibagnos, gibag-id

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 07, 2009, 01:10:03 PM
Basta dad ug ikaw man nang naa sa picture,mas gusto ko nga mo lakaw kas tubig.Nilakaw gani ang Ginoo,ikaw pa.

Maajo man ang Ginoo kay molutaw man. Kanang imong dad (kon sija man nang naa sa picture) seguradong mo-unlod. Medjo maypagka-healthy ra ba, bug-at-bug-at jud.

gibali, gilubag, gitursi, gituis

Quote from: Tubig Bohol on September 07, 2009, 10:46:58 AM
No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK.

I'm inclined to agree. But maybe, with a little PLAY thrown in for good measure.

Lolla, he he,
Buhi pa,
Minghoy lang.

Quote from: Lollapalooza on September 06, 2009, 10:05:49 PM
this is a true story....

my mama had a friend (girl) klasmeyt nya paghigh school...one day lang daw nag school ni undang na kay naulaw siya ug taman sa iyang apelyedo...iyang name kay rebecca pero ang family name kay bi**tsacaysacayan...

Ha ha ha.

Wa na lagi ta kadungog aning apelyidoha ron. Basin gipausab sa korte. Karon, B*songsacaysacayan na. Joke3x!

gilubid, gilakon, gibugway

Mo-logout lang una ko para dili ma-conscious si Yotch. Let it out and let it be, Yotch.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 06, 2009, 03:55:09 PM
Unsaon pag luto sa puto maya?Nindot na ig human butangan ug decoration nga bird.

Ahong nahibaw-an kay puto tamsi ra man.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 06, 2009, 01:34:56 PM

Hahaha.Basin sa gamay pa ni siya nahangbong sa kama maong ang utok nalasaw.

Moingon ni sija, "Sigi lag lasaw og utok, espiso mag hukaw!"

Ngee!

Sorry, Tchoy, este, Yotch diay, si Misty man gud, klaro kaajo sa ijang mga mata nga nagkatawa sija all the time.

kamo - you, plural
te - word of respect for an older female
kamote - can cause foul-smelling intestinal gas, he he

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 06, 2009, 03:52:01 PM
Go go Beyotch..e shoot dayon na.

Kurat jud ka Mist, da. Abi kay "yotch", "shoot", he he.

Unja, wa diay toy bala kay gibaligja para ipalit og bilog, he he.

bas - sand
oy - expression
bas-oy - food

gisugba, gihawob, giganggang, gitap-anan

Quote from: beyotch on September 06, 2009, 03:31:59 PM
me...i've learned heartaches and experiences....and i've learned who true people are?

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 06, 2009, 03:36:42 PM
Yotch, e share pod imong experiences nga heartaches and pains aron maka learned pod me.

Bitaw, aron makapamalandong pud ta ba.

P.S. Yotch, maajo kaajong pagka-disguise ning imong username, dah! Joke3x!

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 06, 2009, 03:40:20 PM
Hahaha.Di pa jud mo bayad.

Di na mobayad, mangayo pag sukli! 

pili - nut
mon - short-cut sa monay
pilimon - monay nga naay nut, he he

gibalitok, gituwad, gibikwang

Quote from: hofelina on September 06, 2009, 03:12:49 PM
This is one of the reason why she is unpopular here in Germany and will never be invited by Angela Merkel.

Good. This will somehow limit the scope of infection, he he.

Mao ba? Kujaw man gud ning langob, wa ka masajod unsay naa sa sulod, basig naay poisonous giant spider.

Quote from: hofelina on September 06, 2009, 03:19:26 PM
In-ani man jud ang atong military dili ba?  Kosog mag patisoy-tisoy. Kinsa man diay kanang mga suki sa massage parlor? Mga pulis!
Dagko ug mga tiyan, kon adonay gokdanay sa mga tulisan dili maka-apas kay dali hangakon.

Matod pas masahista, hambogero tong pulisa, unja pag-ando tijan ray dako, bwa ha ha.

Wa lagi ko kaila aning kurat-kurat, Mist. Unsa kagamya, morag lemonsito?

lemon - way hinungdan, as in nagjawjaw lang kag lemon, dah
sito - ngalan sa lalaki, or command and control, he he
lemonsito - kalamansi

Mao nga mahitabo na usab ang nahitabo nga dili ug dili na unta mahitabo pa,...

Mao na ni ron. Ang nagkarga padajon bisag nakaigit, wala juy fear of getting wet, bwa ha ha.

sujop, tutoy, lab-ok, yarok

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 06, 2009, 03:00:43 PM
Pati padung sa prisohan magpa karga.

Makaigit jud ang magkarga.

siging - as in siging kaon
sigingsiging - as in gisigingsiging aron maulian sa kurat

Kadaot lang kay wala pa sija kalakaw og lajo nakakita na sab og laing langob...

aper - high five, he he

utok - brain
bulinaw - anchovy
utok-bulinaw - kabalo na mo ani, he he

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 06, 2009, 02:53:16 PM
Judgement is done.

Imprisonment follows, he he.

gihugasan, gihuwaran, gipasiritan

Sunod magtukod na pud silag gasolinahan sa kan-anan.

Calling a reaction a judgment is a judgmental reaction indeed.

It is when people get accustomed to receiving special treatment--like this general here--that they begin to believe they are like God.

Indeed. Rank has its privileges--including the privilege of making a fool of oneself.

Lawyers hit Arroyo's ‘mercy’ for influential, rich convicts

ANDREO C. CALONZO and AR SABANGAN, GMANews.TV
09/06/2009 | 05:17 AM

Following the Department of Justice (DOJ)’s approval of the transfer to Spain of a prisoner convicted for the abduction, rape, and murder of the Chiong sisters in 1997, lawyers on Saturday criticized the Arroyo administration for its supposed tendency to render “mercy" for the “rich and powerful."

While the lawyers did not contest the legal basis of Juan Francisco “Paco" Larrañaga’s transfer to a Spanish prison, they questioned the moral acceptability of the administration’s decision.

“While legally, we cannot question the decision since it is based on a treaty, we can see here a series of unjust exercise of President (Gloria Macapagal) Arroyo’s mercy in favor of prominent persons and members of powerful families," said Marlon Manuel, head of the Alternative Law Groups.

But the Palace denied having a hand on the DOJ’s decision to transfer Larrañaga to Spain. Press Secretary Cerge Remonde said over Radio ng Bayan on Saturday that the matter “is up the courts," and that “Malacañang has nothing to do with this."

The DOJ’s decision on Larrañaga was based on the Transfer of Sentenced Persons Agreement between the Philippines and Spain, which allows the physical transfer of Filipinos incarcerated in Spanish prison back to the Philippines, and vice versa.

The agreement stemmed from the RP-Spain Treaty on the Transfer of Sentenced Persons, ratified by the Philippine Senate on November 26, 2007, and by the Spanish Senate, 20 days earlier.

Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago, then chairperson of the Senate foreign relations committee who sponsored a resolution for the ratification of the treaty, said in her Nov. 19, 2007 sponsorship speech that the pact “aims to ensure the reformation and rehabilitation of Filipinos detained in Spain." She said that at the time, there were nine Filipinos detained in Spain, seven of whom had been convicted.

The first beneficiary of the pact was, however, not a Filipino convicted in Spain, but Larrañaga, who has a dual Filipino and Spanish citizenship. The then 19-year-old Larrañaga, along with six others, was found guilty of committing the crimes against beauty queen Marijoy Chiong, and her sister Jacqueline on July 16, 1997 in Cebu City.

The DOJ decision came out in the news days before the 33rd and 31st birthday of Marijoy and Jacqueline on September 8 and 9, respectively. The Chiong sisters' mother, Thelma, said she would question the DOJ's authority to decide over Larrañaga's transfer to Spain.

Paco, now 32 years old, is the son of former Basque pelotari Manuel Larrañaga, and Margarita Gonzalez, granddaughter of the late President Sergio Osmeña, and a cousin of former senator Sergio Osmeña III.

Larrañaga was sentenced to death by lethal injection on February 3, 2004, but was saved by President Arroyo’s abolition of capital punishment on June 24, 2006.

“There are many poor individuals that should be recipients of the President’s merciful attitude, but these powerless prisoners have not merited the attention of the President because they are neither politically influential nor rich," Manuel said.

The administration had been criticized in the past for its decisions that allegedly favored some of the country’s most controversial and high-profile convicts such as Romeo Jalosjos, Roberto Manero, Claudio Teehankee Jr, and former President Joseph Estrada.

Evalyn Ursua, the former counsel of Suzette “Nicole" Nicolas in the Subic rape case, shares Manuel’s view. “The pattern has been set by this administration. Privileges are only given to prisoners who are members of the rich and the powerful," she said.

“’Yung mga mahihirap, sorry na lang sila (The poor prisoners, all they can do is to feel sorry)," Ursua added.

When the proposed RP-Spain treaty was being tackled at the Senate in November 2007, Sen. Jinggoy Estrada asked Santiago if she was aware of the case of Larrañaga. Estrada indicated that he would object to the ratification of the proposed pact if it would just benefit the said convict.

Santiago knew about Larrañaga’s case at the time when she sponsored the proposed pact. She told Estrada that Larrañaga was under detention in Cebu and that the convict’s motion for reconsideration was denied by the Supreme Court whose decision became final on April 11, 2006.

During the November 2007 deliberation on the proposed treaty, Santiago also said that it was Spain that initiated the treaty. She urged her colleagues to “concur immediately" with the ratification of the proposed pact.

The senator cited President Arroyo’s state visit to Spain on December 3 and 4, 2007 and the Spanish government’s â,¬ 19-million official development assistance to the Philippines as among the reasons why the Senate should ratify the proposed treaty.

Taking into account his good conduct time allowance (GTCA), Larrañaga whose sentence was reduced to reclusion perpetua, still has to serve 14 years, nine months, and 28 days in prison.

Without the GTCA, Larrañaga's jail time would have been 25 years, two months, and one day.

University of the Philippines law professor Harry Roque claims there is a legal basis for Larranaga’s transfer to Spain.

“There is a treaty that says we can exchange prisoners. There is also justification, since the state of prison facility here in the country is really torturous," Roque said.

But Ursua said that instead of making efforts to free or transfer high-profile prisoners, the Arroyo administration should exert effort in improving prison facilities in the country.

“Why not improve on our jails and insist our right to punish our own criminals?" she said.

Rape victims’ kin to fight Larrañaga transfer

By Jhunnex Napallacan
Inquirer Visayas
First Posted 21:32:00 09/05/2009

CEBU CITY, Philippinesâ€"The family of the raped and murdered Chiong sisters decided on Saturday they would have to take action to prevent the impending transfer of convict Francisco Juan "Paco" Larrañaga to Spain.

Thelma Chiong said she has gotten over her initial shock and will now do everything to ensure that the justice her family struggled to achieve in the long trial of Larrañaga and his co-accused in the rape and murder of her daughters Jacqueline and Marijoy in 1997 will not be in vain.

Chiong told the Philippine Daily Inquirer on Saturday that she will start by questioning the authority of Justice Secretary Agnes Devanadera in approving the transfer of Larrañaga to a jail in Spain.

Chiong, who only learned of the Department of Justice's decision when reached for comment by the Inquirer Friday night, said initially she was very angry but believed she could not do anything anymore to stop the transfer since it was a decision made by the Philippine government, through the DOJ.

But after a sleepless night, she said she decided she could not just sit still and watch one of the men convicted of her daughters' rape and murder to be allowed to leave the country.

Chiong said she reached the decision to fight back after she attended an early morning Mass at the Cebu Metropolitan Cathedral and after she visited the tomb of Marijoy at the Queen City Memorial Gardens here. Jacqueline's body was not found.

Chiong said she sat for a long time at her daughter's grave before she decided she would need to act to ensure that those convicted of her daughters' rape-slay should serve their sentence here in the Philippines.

But she said she also told her daughters that if in the end Larrañaga would be brought to Spain, they did their best to get justice for them.

What saddened her most, Chiong said, was the fact that the new development happened when her two daughters would have celebrated their respective birthdays next week.

Marijoy was born on September 8, 1976 and Jacqueline on September 9, 1974.

Chiong said she believed that Devenadera overstepped her authority when she approved Larrañaga's transfer because it was based on the RP-Spain Transfer of Sentenced Persons Agreement.

Since the treaty was approved by the Senate, Chiong said she believed that the transfer should have been approved by President Macapagal Arroyo or by the Senate president, not just at the level of the justice secretary.

Chiong said she once referred that same treaty, proposed then by Senator Miriam Santiago, to Chief Justice Renato Puno and the latter, she said, told her that the judiciary could not do anything about it.

Chiong said she plans to write Devanadera a letter on Monday to raise her points.

Aside from the authority issue, Chiong said, she would also demand to know who would be the Filipino prisoner from Spain that will also be sent here in exchange for Larrañaga.

"If there's one, the prisoner must be facing serious cases like Paco, not just petty criminals," she said.

Chiong said she will also ask why her family was not informed about the DOJ's decision. Her family, she said, has every right to be informed because her daughters were the victims.

Chiong said she would also ask if Larrañaga could qualify for the prisoner-exchange stipulated under the treaty as she believed he is not Spanish by birth since he was born and grew up in the Philippines.

The family of Larrañaga has earlier said they have established his Spanish citizenship by virtue of his father. The Spanish government has even asked the Philippine government for clemency for Larrañaga when the latter and his co-accused were meted out the death sentence by the Supreme Court in February 2004, which was upheld with finality by the High Tribunal in 2005.

Larrañaga and his five other co-convicts are however now serving life in prison after President Arroyo, in 2006, commuted all death sentences to life terms.

Chiong said even the fact alone of the commutation of the death sentence was already a hard blow for her family. The thought that Larrañaga would be going to Spain, even if it would still be to a jail, would be the height of injustice, she said.

Chiong said she was now thinking of taking legal action against Devanadera such as filing for disbarment on the basis of ignorance of the law, but that would depend upon the advise of the lawyers who prosecuted the case.

One of the private prosecutors in the Chiong murder case, lawyer Honorato Hermosisima Jr., however, refused to be interviewed in depth.

He said he did not know the facts surrounding the action of the DOJ.

Furthermore, he said, he would not want to issue any comment to avoid "opening the wounds of the past."

Chiong, who is also the national vice-chair for the Visayas of the Crusade Against Violence, said she will consult her members if they would want to hold an indignation rally over the DOJ's decision.

But she said she was also fully aware that holding a rally could be futile since a decision has already been made.

Chiong said she did not believe Malacañang had no hand in the DOJ's decision because she knew that Margarita Larrañaga, Paco's mother who belongs to the influential Osmeña clan, had an audience with President Arroyo.

Chiong said the Larrañagas and Osmeñas are influential, that the Philippines even made a treaty with Spain just for Paco.

She asked why the country did not even have a treaty for exchange of prisoners with the United States or South Korea where they have many Filipino citizens living there.

Margarita Larrañaga, reached for comment on Saturday, said she was very happy with the decision to transfer her son to Spain, as it has better prison facilities.

She maintained she had no prior knowledge of the DOJ's decision but she said they had expected it to come out soon as they had a pending petition with the DOJ for Paco to be transferred to Spain.

Compared to the Philippines, she said, Paco could be in a "friendly environment" in Spain. Also, she said, the prison system in Spain would allow her son to continue his studies.

Once Paco is transferred to Spain, Margarita said, her family would continue to work for her son's freedom.

Margarita Larrañaga said that to this day, she still believes in her son's innocence.

"My son was in jail for 12 years even if he is innocent. He did not deserve to be incarcerated even for a day," she said.

Quote from: janjan on September 06, 2009, 09:11:21 AM
kana unta sila maoy hold-apon

Lisod hold-apon ang naihan nang hold-aper, he he.

Quote from: Lollapalooza on September 06, 2009, 02:01:40 AM
gikapoy ko karong gabie...nahuman ra jud ang presentation....

Congrats, Ms. Lolla. Wishing you sweet dreams, kay kujaw ra ba kuno ning over-fatigued ta kay mag-nightmare daw, he he.

Quote from: bol-anon sa pluto on September 05, 2009, 03:21:18 PM
suway lang ko suroy didto puhon, mistyeyed. naa tingale silay diesel soup didto kay 'Kan-anan Sa Gasolinahan' man ang atong reference. naa tingale poy fried chicken didto nga motor oil ang gigamit pang-fry. hehehe

Ajaw kalimot sa brake fluid sauce, Bay Plutonian, he he.

kuwang - incomplete
kuwang-kuwang - retarded

gaduga, gabasa, gatabisay

Ha ha ha. Candi ug Misty, kamo jung duha, bisag unsa na lay injong mahunahunaan. Kahinumdom man lang ko ani sa estorya bahin ni anhing Talyux Bacalso. Gitawag sijang pisot sa ijang kontra sa politika. Ingon ni Talyux, over the radio, "Mauwaw kong moangkon, pero tinuod, pisot bitaw ko. Pisot ko. Ang ako lang gikahibudngan, nganong nakahibawo man siya, nga ang nasayod sa akong sekreto ang iya ra man untang asawa?"

Quote from: Tubag Bohol Dot Com on September 05, 2009, 05:12:03 PM
a forwarded text...

Ang kinabuhi sama sa basurahan.
Sulod niini ang mga nagtapun-og
natong mga kagahapon, adunay
mga gum-os nga gugma,
mga latang pagmahay,
mga silopin sa kasilag, ug mga
botelya sa mga kasaypanan...
kon kini dili nimo ilabay,
mamahimo kining bara
sa imong pangandoy...

Apan sa laing bahin, kon imong ilabay ang "mga gum-os nga gugma, mga latang pagmahay, mga silopin sa kasilag, ug mga botelya sa mga kasaypanan", basin og mapapas ang timailhan sa imong pagka-ikaw ug mahitaligam-an mo kon hain ka na niining kalibotana. Timan-i nga ang panumdoman mao ang manulonda sa pangandoy. Makatultol ka lang sa dalan paingon sa gitagana mong katumanan kon mosulod ka sa salamin sa kagahapon.  

It's really a revolting sight. Mga pulis--in uniform--nga dagkog tijan unja dagko kaajog gold necklace around their brutish necks.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 05, 2009, 01:17:02 PM
Ako nakat-on,ug biya-an ka hilakan ug taman taman,ig kahuman,kataw-an kay nahuwasan naman kas imong kasuko ug kaguol,katawa nalang ka kay naka move on naman ka.

He he, parehas man ni sa usa ka linya sa My Way....

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 05, 2009, 02:39:24 PM
Unya ig ka menyo ni Perting kay maka asawa siya ni Dalia.Nya ang angga kay inday Daling.Daling Mojabal.

Unja ang maiden name in Daling kay Macabalig-ot*n diay.

There was an earlier experiment nga parehas ani. Gorgeous, provocatively dressed chicks were posted at streetcorners asking for donations. They carried boxes clearly marked with warnings, something like, "Don't give! This is just an experiment." Pero daghan kaajong mga Ondoy nga ang chicks--or specific parts of their bodies--ray gitan-aw, wa kabasa sa warning. Kuot lang sab dajon sa ilang wallets ang mga uplok. Dagko pa kaajog ngisi, kihat-kihat pa. Mao na, temporarily non compos mentis.

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on September 02, 2009, 01:56:40 AM
NEW YORK â€" a Manhattan man’s spirit soared to celestial heights Friday when a judge gave him permission to change his name to Jesus Christ.

Susmaryosep!

Tinuod ba ni? Nagpakyut pa ang gago sa kamera!

Men are quite incapable of, or are patently poor at, multi-tasking. Dili na sila kahunahunag tarong atubangan sa chick kay ang ilang abilidad ningbalhin man gikan sa dako ngadto sa gamay nga ulo.

Quote from: catalina on September 05, 2009, 10:39:51 AM
pastilan ang ginikanan,dili unta disedido ang gi pangalan,DINARO unta ang name,para dinaro mojabal.

Dinaro? Ha ha ha, mahadlok man pud ang baje.

Para dili klaro, RUPERTO na lang. Kadaot lang ani kay basig anggaan og PERTING.

PERTING MOJABAL.

Quote from: Candijaynon on September 02, 2009, 08:02:45 PM
Mao jud. Mora pud ug fairy tale nga duwende ang bida.

Mao ra tingali ni ang fairy tale nga ang ending, "They lived miserably ever after."

Manoy - title of respect for an older male
Mayon - bulkan
amyon - fragrance
monay - pan

Human nijag tungas sa Mayon, gihanggap ni Manoy ang amyon sa bawon njang monay.

Quote from: bol-anon sa pluto on September 05, 2009, 02:21:45 AM
true story ni ha ... dili ni joke.

naa koy classmate sa UB sauna, ang ijang family name: MOJABAL

pero ang problema kay ang ijang first name: DESIDIDO

mao nga di na lang iapil sa maestra og basa ang first name kon mag-roll call na aron way saba sa klase.

Bwahaha. Hain na kaha tong bataa. If he's faithful to his name, daghan na diay to sijag anak karon.

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 05, 2009, 05:56:11 AM
@ Hubag:

tan awa ni para ma klaro nimo asa na imong gipangita!!! lisod jud kaajo tuod! ang girl man ang nagkalisud ana! di nalang nako i paste kay censored na basi ma ban ko!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dabinsi/3887189097/sizes/o/

From now on, mausab na ang ahong imagination kabahin sa kantang "Pobreng Alindahaw". Ang line nga "Aruy, aruy, aruy, aruy", lain nay ahong mahunahunaan, he he.

POBRENG ALINDAHAW

Ako'y pobreng alindahaw
Sa huyuhoy gianod-anod
Nangita ug kapanibaan ahay
Sa tanaman ug sa manga kabulakan
Aruy, aruy, aruy, aruy
Ania si bulak sa mga kahidlaw
Aruy, aruy, di ka maluoy
Ning pobreng alindahaw.

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 05, 2009, 12:39:09 AM

naa man toy kanta nga "Malipayon ang takna jawaa..."

unsa gani to?? hahahha!

Bitaw no? Unsa ba ang saktong wording adto?

Basta ang last lines mora man tog

"Walay timik and lagong
Sa tubow ningtugdon!"

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on September 05, 2009, 12:56:18 AM
mao bitaw kuno na ang hinungdan ngano nag away ang kristiyano ug muslim matod pa sa usa ka joke.
sa una tupad ang kristiyano ug muslim pamaligya sa merkado. ang kristiyano namaligya ug habol unya ang muslim namaligya ug sundang. iyahay na sila ug singgit aron ipahibawo ilang mga baligya. misinggit ang muslim ug sundang mo diha, sundang. mutobag pud ug singgit ang kristiyano ug habol, habol. pwerteng lagota sa muslim kay walay mopalit sa iyang sundang kay nagtoo nga habolan. tigbason bitaw sa muslim ang kristiyano di maayong pagkahiwa kay pwerteng haita sa sundang. ingon dayon ang muslim, ingon ka habol hait man lagi.

Ha ha ha. Nindot ni nga language joke, da. Kuyaw lang gamay kay medyo touching on a sensitive issue. Anyhow, I'm sure nga kon balihon ang cast of characters (ang Kristyano maoy namaligya og sundang), ang estorya morag dili mohaom sa popular imagination among Filipino Christians or communal stereotypes as we know them.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on September 04, 2009, 06:18:42 AM
Common diri sa countryside nga ang kawaton pick up truck.

The most picked up vehicle sa US countryside diay ni, Raqz, he he.

Quote from: kiamoy on September 05, 2009, 02:21:16 AM
mao! kay maka-happy pud ang effect ana =)

Maka-happy, unja makasamot pa jud kagwapa...

Quote from: bol-anon sa pluto on September 05, 2009, 02:28:39 AM
aw BPI pod diay tong toa sa ICM? wa pod ko maka-klaro adto kay lain ning panagsa ra ta mauli sa bohol.

Lajo-lajo jud hinuon ang Pluto, Bay BSP. Kasabot ra mi nga panagsa ka kauli, he he.

Taga Guadalupe diay ka, Ms. Statesville? Nakapujo baja ko diha for a while sa estudyante pa ko.

He he he, hain kaha dapit ang ilang sex organs ani? In human terms apiki man kaajo ning posisyona. Morag 69 nga wa magkadimao.

Aw, kon panagsa ra lubngan, lawalawa jud...

Well, politics is one big marketplace, at that. Words and the distortions thereof are the loose change of the non-stop horsetrading that takes place there. Its every denizen is ex vi termini a fish wife (or the boyfriend of one--sorry, I couldn't help that one, he he).  To survive in that sordid snakepit one has to have the skin of a pufferfish--which, incidentally, is one of the marine species that thrive in that dismal paradise of putrefaction and mixed metaphors.

Quote from: sab_sad on September 04, 2009, 08:30:34 PM
next nlng pud ang uban kay bsi makasuk-an ko ani arang taasa raba ning maong damgo basi makatolog namog binasa ani ..heheeheh..joke!

He he, lingaw jamo ning imong mga damgo, Ms. Sab_sad. Ganahan ko mobasa. Ajaw kaguol, dili mi katulog ani. Pun-i pa, kon naa pa man gani, unja iapil tanang detalye nga imong mahinumdoman. Huwata lang si Propesor K kay natulog pa tingali to para presko sija inighubad nija sa imong mga tanghaga. Wa koy hubad nga ikahatag, pero makaseguro ka nga kujog-kujog ko nimo sa imong paglatagaw sa malamaton nga kalibotan sa mga damgo.    

Patay, masakpan pud inig panug-ab, ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha. Mama's boy diay? Perti diay unta nimong luoja, Cat, kay kon mag-away mos imong bana, duha pirme imong kontra.

He he, paita pud nang motaon. Maajo mag pildero kay maoy motaon.

Mao ba kaha ning mga bungotona nga nahilambigit pud sa dinunggabay?

Mangisog jud kay lalim ba dili kaginhawa unja kapot-kapotan pag lusay...

saging - banana
sangig - basil
gangis - cicada
sanggi - harvest (corn)

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 03, 2009, 01:32:53 PM

Dili sobra oi.kijo* ug sa english se*.Mao nay pasabot sa among lugar ug moingon nga ga kiit sila.Sa ilaha lain kay ingkit or ingkib,maong moingon pa kiita ko beh.

He he, morag kidhi ak diay matod pang inday.

Quote from: lindy on September 04, 2009, 06:52:17 PM
mangita gud ug lain

Unja duhaon daan para disgrasya na kaajo kon mabakante pa jud.

Sorry, OT lang ko, ha?

The moon is full tonight.

- full moon nga malipajon

Full moon tonight, dreamers!

Quote from: janjan on September 04, 2009, 01:11:07 PM
happy na sila kay nag pa retoke mao na gwapa

Happy kay daghang nailad, he he.

Quote from: glacier_71 on September 04, 2009, 11:49:04 AM
scent of a woman 

Kujaw lang kon naay scent of a woman pero dili woman, he he.

Quote from: Lollapalooza on September 03, 2009, 10:03:55 AM
his natural scent

Natural scent while rested, or natural scent while gikutasan?

Quote from: kiamoy on September 04, 2009, 09:52:22 AM
happiest ang Brazil cause wherever they look, they see gorgeous people

And apparently, they don't just look. They do something about it.