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Of course love is feeling (as Mr. Lennon says), not duty, not commitment. The best of marriages are based on love, but couples don't stay married because of love alone (neither do they separate for the lack of it alone). Marriage may be seen as both an expression of love and the sealing of what is planned as a long-term (or lifetime, if you will) commitment. After all, love is not all there is to life; such big words as dignity, responsibility, and commitment are in fact real, and they (and a host of many others) play important roles in defining the lives that we choose to live. I subscribe to the romantic notion that love conquers all, but at the same time I am well aware that the metaphor of conquest is out of place in the world we live in now. I would rather think of love not as a conqueror but as a first among equals among the other intangibles that flit about like fireflies in the dark nights of our souls.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on September 10, 2009, 05:37:51 PM
Gibuhat jud ni namo Toy hehhe pero tawag namo sa among number 1 bed is Bed for all.Duha ka queen size bed gitapo kay gisolusyunan namo ang problema nga ug naa tay gagmay anak ilain na nimo ug kwarto mobalhin na hinay hinay in the middle of the night  mokamang magpatunga mahug nuon jutay na ta ug katug kay tua na ka sa kilid perting kapyot aron di mahug labi kay tulo na ring among dagko nga anak.Mag ilog raba pud ug asa sila nga kilid ni mommy ba or ni daddy mao mahug ug ipatunga na raman sila.Bed no. 2 is bed for me and you.Human mahinanok ang mga bata mohinay hinay pud mi ug balhin sa akong bana sa bed number 2.In some cases di magamit ang bed number 1 namo so peaceful ang kagabhion ug daghan spark manglupad sa bed number 2.Bed no. 3 bed for sleep deprive nga mao ni bed namo nga ug much needed na jud ang sleep adto ka didto maghigda ikaw ra usa.Permi ni magamit nga bed namo hahahha.

Sa ahong paminaw ang bed no. 2 maoy mas nagay-ot ang mattress, he he.

Sa ato pa, "What you don't know doesn't hurt you."

Antog jud dajon. Abtik jud basta naay "tog". As in, Bantog rang patogtog, nauntog diay ang pantog.

Quote from: ben on September 10, 2009, 04:32:42 PM
... and that's when you end up with a retarded foreign fiancee who was rejected by women in his own place   jk jk

Ha ha ha, "retarded" jud. Basig "retired" lang, he he.

Kanang sealed lips gud kay maka-imagine man ta unsay wala isulti. Mao nga hilas, he he.

You mean Nancy Navalta?

Sa ginaingon pa, "Matam-is kanunay ang pagpaubos."  (Kay way hago, he he. )

Quote from: lindy on September 10, 2009, 03:50:00 PM
kon walay money wala gud love kay matabang ba gud ug love love ug wala na sulod ang tiyan ug naglurat nang mata.

Ha ha, mao na nay giingon nga "When the wolf comes in at the door, love creeps out of the window."

Muslim na man tingali ni sijang daan. Basin gusto nija kada asawa pun-an pa. 6x4=24 maximum, he he.

Ta-dah! Abot na si Super Kolokoy!

kol - tawag
okoy - merman
kolokoy - brayt, he he

karatil, haguros, kibad

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 10, 2009, 03:11:04 PM

Gahi bitaw japon ug shell ang imbaw,tigpalit baya ako papa ana sa tagb kay kilawon.Ang tuway daghan sa among kanipaan.

Hahaha.asa may nadugang anang imong maoy oi.nalifong ka

Ha ha, wa na, lifong na jud. Logout una ko para hatsit ug limogmog.

Kini diay unta:

ma - inahan
oy - hala!
maoy - mao na to given earlier, he he

He he, mangajo jud og panabang, tiaw mog nagkatuali ang posisyon...

Ang imbaw kay humok man og shell. Ang tuway kay kon maoy molugpit, nah, putow jud.

maoy - which is, something, whatever, he he
maoy - majabag kon mahubog (Ilonggo man ni originally, no?)

kawo - hat
kawo - handle

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 10, 2009, 02:57:55 PM
Hahaha.Hadlok rapod nang toroha. Pasungag nalang basta dili patyon.

Dili ka patjon, oi. Makasangpit lang hinuon ka sa Ginoo. Iningles pa jud, he he.

Quote from: hofelina on September 10, 2009, 02:20:35 PM
Before the Victorian era it was not uncommon for married couples to sleep apart. In ancient Rome, the marital bed was a place for sexual congress but not for sleeping.

Ang sakto, naay 3 beds: one for the husband, one for the wife, and a king-size marital bed for the congress thing. When the wife desires congress, adto sija sa marital bed mohigda. Maajo ni kay klaro. Wa nay pasapot-sapot pa.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 10, 2009, 02:40:38 PM
Hahaha.Basin dugay na wa kapakngi?maong hapdos sakitsakit


sa-asking for confirmation?
kit-angga
tan-apelyedo

Usahay ra ba kon dugay nang wa kapakngi, motak-om. Tak-om pas tuwayon, este, tuway diay.

usa - one; deer
hay - sigh; greeting (hi); sabog (high); where, as in hay gud dapita?
Usahay - kantang Bol-anon, he he

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 10, 2009, 02:11:05 PM
Nabuhi ang nati Bams maong ni tuyhad,apan ug mo barog di siguro ang nati,basin ang baka.

Kon mobarog, manukad unja mosungag, toro na.

pak - slapping sound; part sa balikas, as in watdapak
ang - the; half a stair (katunga sa ang-ang ba, he he)
pakang - Mohapdos kon sigihan og pakang.

angay - Gi-angay ang buhok kay wa taronga pagputow sa barbero.
angay - Wa man kay angay anang imong awot, oi.

gamay, gamayon, gamatoy, matoy, gamating, gamatiting

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 10, 2009, 02:12:29 PM
Bisan unsaon ug pukaw di na kamata.

Mao ni regrettable....

Quote from: Tubig Bohol on September 07, 2009, 10:48:12 AM
Life is too short to wake up with regrets.

Duha ray buot ipasabot ani. Either you wake up without regretting the fact that you made an utter fool of yourself the night before, or you don't wake up at all.

Ang sagad ra ba nga taktika, maajo pang mobajad at first, hangtod mangutang og dako unja kalit lag kahanaw.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 10, 2009, 01:59:49 PM

Sama pananglit sa?   

...sa nangutana?

Quote from: catalina on September 10, 2009, 01:57:29 PM
hubs ang buslot kay sa kunot man.

OK lang. It's the same neighborhood. Left turn right turn ra na!

Daghang pampawala sa sapot, pero kanang moderetso maoy usa sa labing epektibo!

Mao diay nga naay karatula sa tindahan nga ingon ani:

Utang lipay-lipay
Bayad likay-likay

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 10, 2009, 01:50:16 PM
Ma deretso pod noh,di na kinahanglan hubo-on. 

I'm happy today.

Unsay naka-happy nimo Mist? Kay deretso? Peace, he he.

Aw, maajo hinuon. Dili na sapajan huboon...

He he, kon iapil nimo ang kwarta Mist, malangit jud ka.

Quote from: fdaray on September 10, 2009, 11:36:03 AM
surround yourself with optimistic people                     

I agree. Kanang makapabuhig dugo, silay pilia. (Kon desperado jud ka, aw, pilia ang makapabuhig patay...)

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 10, 2009, 01:19:43 PM
Today i learned that forgiveness is necessary not only for the benefit of the person who hurt you but for your own good.

Apil na ani ang forgiveness of debts...

Way kaso ang panty nga buslot kay wa may makakita.

He he, malagmit ang mga sekyu jud. Gawas kon motuo ta nga naay milagrong nahitabo.

Quote from: indaymen50 on September 10, 2009, 11:14:07 AM
Hala  makit-an nimo??? Ha...ha...ha..ha....!!!

Something's Gotta  Give  between  your  legs!!

Yessshh, Gimme Shelter between your legs!

Quote from: glacier_71 on September 10, 2009, 11:58:57 AM
ug kung magkadayon gani mos imong gi-San David nga babaye, kinahanglan kono na nga sumpaon pod ang spell --- naa pod diay ni antidote. hahaha. importante nga sumpaon kay mahog man nga wa jud moangay nimo ang babaye kay nilumay man lang nimo lagi. labi nag maot imong nawong unya arang gwapaha sa baje. natural lang. hahahaha

Ha ha ha. Delikado diay ning lumay kay kinahanglan pag sumpa. Pero kon sumpaon ang lumay, nagpasabot ba nga maulian na ang baje? Maklaro na hinuon nija nga maot diayg nawong ijang nabana!

And this is for you, Ginger.



He he, I browsed through my files for a snapshot similar to yours. So far this is the nearest I could come up with.

Quote from: Ginger on September 10, 2009, 08:21:16 AM
this is for you, hubag.



sa lapyahan
taken 8.23.09, ormoc city

Thank you very much, Ginger. Wow. This is indeed after my own heart. Thick cumulus below with touches of cirrus above. Must have been taken one lazy afternoon. (Or was it morning?)

Sa ato pa, Cat, kapoy tuod pero kwartang malabo man. Kon pamaolan ang lawas way problema sa pambajad sa masahista. Bisag pila pay tip (depende sa service), he he.

The Black Hole between your legs

Quote from: jamo2x on September 10, 2009, 01:53:15 AM
naa pa jud ko unforgettable experience ato, kay sa room sa mga baji, puros man cla nekked, kita jud tanan...nikalit og kafyot ang isa sa mga chix sa akoa, wafa pud ra ba; kanang ni sakay jud sa ako nga naka alsa ang iyang tiil...perti na Shock   jud ko ato, wa ko kalihok  

Duda ko, Bay Jams, nga dihay nakalihok pero ang chick nga nikapjot ray nakamatikod, he he.

I suppose it's better for the kids kon grown-ups na sila when it happens. Pero unsa kahay bation sa asawa, no?

Speaking of which, naa koy old colleague nga gibijaan sa ijang asawa--for a woman! This is really true. Kaila ra ba ko sa ijang asawa from years back. Wa juy indication then. Anyway, when I met my colleague after many years dugay-dugay na silang nagkabuwag and he was already rather philosophical about the whole thing.

dapi - slap
dapidapi - rump, buttocks

Tungod ba kaha ni kay nindot pikpik-pikpikon ang sampot, he he.

Quote from: Bambi on September 10, 2009, 03:48:40 AM
i know somebody nga ijang karibal b***t.  kani maoy labaw pang lisod atbangan!

Wa pud seguroy klaro banaha kay ningsukow mag bajot, he he.

He he, nasundan man ko nimo pagkasaag, Ms. Bambs. Kining synonyms sa lain ni nga thread.

Quote from: catalina on September 09, 2009, 07:05:27 PM
unja magalingkod ra magtaghoy taghoy,unja ga om om naka og husoy.

Quote from: catalina on September 09, 2009, 07:05:54 PM
hunsoy hubs.unsa ba sajop man

Ug samtang sa hunsoy nagpabulhot-bulhot,
Siging inom tuba ginamit ang hungot.

Quote from: hofelina on September 09, 2009, 07:49:57 PM
Some women are allergic to latex condom.

Some women are allergic to sperm.

nagtungok, nagluja, morag napus-an

Bwahaha.

Man arrested after running on court to kiss Nadal

AP â€" Wed Sep 9, 1:33 am ET

NEW YORK â€" A man was arrested at the U.S. Open after running on the court at Arthur Ashe Stadium to kiss Rafael Nadal following his victory Tuesday night.

Tournament spokesman Tim Curry said police arrested the man for interference with a sporting event.

"We're reviewing what happened and then will determine if we have to make any changes to our on-court security procedures," Curry said.

When Nadal finished beating Gael Monfils, the spectator ran out of the stands and approached the Spanish star on the sideline before security guards intervened. It's the latest in a series of similar episodes at major tennis events, including when a man went up to Roger Federer during the French Open final and tried to place a hat on his head.

"For me, it wasn't a problem. The guy was really nice," Nadal said. "He said, 'I love you,' and he kissed me."

Embattled track star Caster Semenya gets new coach, new look
By Chris Chase
Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:21 pm EDT

It's been a week of change for Caster Semenya, the South African runner at the center of a gender controversy at last month's world track championships.

First, one of her South African coaches quit the team in shame for not telling Semenya that she was being subjected to gender tests. (Semenya had thought she was taking a doping test.) Then, Semenya appeared on the cover of South Africa's You magazine with a complete makeover designed to silence critics who insist she is a man.

For the shoot Semenya sported a less ambiguous hair style, a designer black dress, jewelry, makeup and nail polish. Despite what you think about the whole situation, it's safe to say that this is the first time that Semenya has truly looked like an 18-year old woman.

She says she likes the look too. Semenya told the BBC:

"I'd like to dress up more often and wear dresses but I never get the chance.

I am who I am and I'm proud of myself."

Let's hope this is what she wants though.

Nothing Semenya has done in the past month has suggested that she likes to wear dresses, get manicures and let down her hair. After the controversy broke, she kept her cornrows, wore baggy clothes and pounded her chest in victory like a college football cornerback. When she returned to her hometown, she was dressed the same way. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that. That seemed to be Semenya's natural inclination. This feels forced.

Hopefully I'm wrong. But if Semenya was pressured to do this to silence her critics, then this is a sad story rather than one of retribution. The opinions of a few jealous coaches shouldn't have an effect on how an 18-year old carries herself. If Semenya wants to wear dresses then she should. But if she wants to run around in track suits, what's the problem with that?

The coach who resigned wasn't Semenya's personal coach, but a middle distance supervisor on the South African team who was ashamed that Semenya was kept in the dark about the growing controversy. Wilfred Daniels said he was told the issue was supposed to stay private.

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 09, 2009, 10:15:42 AM
25. Frame every so-called disaster with these words ''In five years, will this matter?"

If the answer is yes, then make it ten.

With the hardliners in control of the situation, I foresee a protracted struggle. But a noble cause is always worth fighting for.

gitulisok, ginawong, gipakaulawan

natoto, nabungi, napangag,

Kon nia na ta sa ato, mawala ang kakapoy sa atong pagbagdoy-bagdoy.

wandog-wandog, sapinday, sarasay

Kon sija pa kaha ang ahong naswerte,
Naputo na ko, o kaha nasikwate.

gasto, waldas, usik-usik

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 09, 2009, 02:25:22 PM
Aron dali ma tigok? hala ka.

Dili, oi! Side effect na lang tingali na, he he.

giibot, gihulbot, gipalugwa, gipagawas, giwidro, he he

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 09, 2009, 02:21:04 PM
Paaka ang nigatawng simod.

Nga gasinaw morag lumod.

gibisbisan, gihugasan, gibuboan, gibanwasan

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 09, 2009, 01:34:18 PM
Ha ha ha ha


Baklasa ang tabon tabon.

Wiwi-a ang naglambing simud.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 09, 2009, 02:04:57 PM
giluba,gigunggab,gi duslak

gibuhatan og gripo ang kilid

lawog - animal feed
lawog - dregs

Kulitoga ang tanang lup-itanan.

Kanang naabli ang pultahan, daghang nang posibleng ipasabot. Paaboton lang nato si Prof K gikan sa pamista aron sija ang mohatag sa tukmang kahulogan.

Kulkoga ang tanang suksokanan!

Kon buot hunahunaon kapoy baja tingali ning politiko ta. Tiaw moy tungod lang sa pagpanghagdaw og boto mahadiindiin ka unja magkabilatbilat ka pa sa imong mga buluhaton.

Quote from: glacier_71 on September 09, 2009, 11:10:19 AM
mura'g baka nga nagtila sa iyang bag-ong natawo nga nati. 

Morag dili man ang ngabil sa ibabaw ang tilaan og ingon ani, Bay Glace.

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 09, 2009, 12:05:40 PM
Ang lunsay nga binisaya ba sa JUSTICE mao ang KAANGAYAN? ug dili, unsa man?

I'd say KAANGAYAN is lunsayng Binisaya. The borrowed word HUSTISYA, means basically means the same thing, has a legalistic ring to it. KAANGAYAN, on the other hand, dwells on the moral dimension of justice.

KATARUNGAN is the Tagalog equivalent, I guess.

Sorry, nasaag na pud ko. Kini jud sa Misty, he he...

jud - short cut sa gajud
Jud - angga ni Judas

Quote from: Bambi on September 09, 2009, 04:04:36 AM
whahaha buanga gjod ka hubs oi! 

He he, pero bilib ko sa strategy sa pari. Effective kaajo nga pang-discourage sa bigatlon.

Quote from: kiamoy on September 09, 2009, 04:43:44 AM
no matter how handsome, if dili crush, pwede rajud ka istoryahun harap harapan

Mao diay tingali ni kalainan sa laki ug baje. Mas mo-matter sa baje ang ijang feeling toward the man, not the physical aspect of the man (that he's good-looking). For a guy, basta attractive ang baje, ma-rattle na.

Quote from: catalina on September 09, 2009, 06:14:14 AM
mura pag tambaloslos unya nangapanggos pa na,dili jod mamenyo og dili mangrape.

Tinuod baja kuno na, nga ang baje dili desididong magminjo unja gi-rape sa ijang ujab while fertile, aron kon mamabdos mapugos na lang.

Kon dili ka ganahan sa imong mother-in-law, gasahi pirme og humba, adobo, kare-kare, and other fatty foods! Joke3x!

Quote from: Candijaynon on September 08, 2009, 09:05:37 PM
Sayang kaajo tong mga kahoja uy. Mao ra ba jud to among silunganan while mag wait ug jeep pauli sa Candijay inig human ug pangmercado. Magmahay ra jud tong mga nagpaputol adtong mga kahoja.

Basin gipahimo nga furniture sama sa nahitabo sa Tagbilaran...

He he, basin wa ni sila magpalami, Raqz. I mean, basin wa ni sila lamii. Aw, igo-igo lang tingali. Ang ningpatol pud nila, most probably tungod lang kay way lain.

Kahinumdom hinuon ko sa estorya bahin sa dalagang bu**** didto sa Cebu nga siging lakaw-lakaw, bulingot kaajo. Ang mga pulis kon way lingaw dakpon to sija unja pakaligoon. Unja, well, kahibawo ka na unsay mahitabo. Ang bu**** mismo nakasabot ngadto-ngadto. Kon dakpon sija, moingon na lang, "Hahay, iy*t na pud!"

Quote from: Candijaynon on September 08, 2009, 09:11:16 PM
Syempre Day si Ka Erdy dako ug tabang ni Gloria sa pagdaog adtong niaging election.
OA bitaw kaajo. Grabe...

Exempted ra ba ang mga call centers sa holiday. Alkanse jud kay way double pay or  +30 percent ug mo work.

Basig gi-punish ang call center workers kay nanawag sa langit earlier...

Quote from: Candijaynon on September 08, 2009, 08:32:26 PM
Sus naay daghan ingon ani sa Bonifacio monument sa Balintawak. Mga bata pa buntis na. Maghuot jud ahong dughan magtan-aw inig labay sa bus nga ahong gisakyan paingon mo work. Rain or shine manggilumbay ug higda sa daplin sa kalsada.

Usik bitaw kaajo ang ilang potentials as human beings. What is bound to happen is that they grow cynical at a very early age, and become harmful to society and to themselves.

And to zoom out into the big picture--ang atong politicians way laing gibuhat but to exhaust means fair and foul to perpetuate themselves in office. Oh, my sad republic...

Mao bitaw ni pait hunahunaon. Because their concern is basic survival, mo-suffer pud ang ilang morality. Morag mo-apply dinhi ang concept of hierarchy of needs. If you're worried about not having enough to eat, day after day, how can you be too particular about whom you sleep with?

Quote from: Candijaynon on September 08, 2009, 07:58:26 PM
Unja, asa kaha pud sila manganak? Di ko ka imagine nga manganak nga way hilot, midwife o doktor nga magpaanak.

Basin ang bana mao puy hilot. (Hago jamo. Ija tanan.)

Chick (thinking): Hay, kagwapo sa pari, unsa kahay ahong buhaton para mapansin ko nija, no? Ahhh, ahong huboon ahong panty unja ipatong naho sa lamesa.
[Nakit-an sa pari ang panty.]
Pari: Oi, kinsa ning panty diri sa lamesa?
Chick (smiling): Aho na, Pads.
Pari: Naa lagi tai gamay.

Pwede man i-recycle ang muta. Ajaw lang ko pangutan-a unsaon...

Quote from: bulak on September 08, 2009, 07:36:02 PM
Looy bitaw nang mga walay balay sa atoa sa anha ra sa daplin karsada matog, pero akong gikahibudngan kay daghan man pod og anak, diin kaha nila gam-a

Diha bitaw toy research kabahin ani kaniadto. I mean, kon unsaon aning homeless street denizens paggama og daghang anak. Ang bottom line (he he) sa ilang explanations is that they employ the "wham bam thank you mam" method.

ginavarete, giilorde, gipakyaw,

He he, Cat, pwede imusmos o ilambos, basta ang nawong pagkahuman mora nag taligatos o tambaloslos.

gikasakitan, gikasub-an, gikangutngotan, gikaul-olan, gikagul-an

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 08, 2009, 04:55:19 PM
I learned that you can choose to let go even if it hurts to do.Wa koy sa noh.Akoy nasakitan ug maayo.Nganong oroy mamugos ko,abi pa lang mongos to.

Ngano tuod nga mamugos man ka nga dili man ka monggos.
Pwes, manghipos kog dali sa dili mo pa ako imusmos.

Quote from: statesville on September 08, 2009, 09:55:37 AM
hi! hubag you are a smart cookie

He he, thanks. Nakatabang tingali ang daghang mangga nga ahong gikaon as a student...

mug-ot, muro, kulismaot, ping-it

Mortal sin diay to

Quote from: glacier_71 on September 08, 2009, 11:59:27 AM
makailad na ra ba ning uban karon. busa, check first before opening.

Kujaw nga maparehas sa nahitabo sa usa ka higal nga bus driver:

A nun walks into a bus and sits behind the driver and says, "I have just one regret before I die."

The bus driver asks, "What might that be?" She says, "I have never had sex, but I can't have sex with a married man or that would be a sin."

The bus driver says, "I'm not married!"

The nun says, "I have to die a virgin so I will have to take it in my ass."

Being the only two in the bus they went to the back and took care of business.

When they were done the bus driver, grinning widely, says to the nun,  "I have a confesion to make. I am married."

The nun says, "I also have a confesion to make. My name is Tom and I'm going to a costume party!"

Na hala, atong Iningleson. Enema ba.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 08, 2009, 01:46:44 PM
Wa pa lumoti oi

Gilumotan ang panumdoman ba

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 08, 2009, 01:20:34 PM
Hahahaha. Di ma spelling ang kasakit.

Makalibog man gud kon espelingon:

Hu hu hu - hilak

Ho ho ho - katawa nga bahakhak
Ha ha ha - katawa nga talidhay
Hi hi hi - katawa nga agik-ik
He he he - katawa nga dalang biaybiay