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Quote from: taga tigbao on October 01, 2009, 11:12:22 AM
barkong musawom sa dagat, n. submarine

-mura ug si bay hubag ug si bay  glace ni.

Ha ha ha. Dili ni ako, Bay Tigs. Ambot lang kaha si Bay Glace. Ako, bisag barotong papel, OK na, basta dili lang barkong baradiro, n. dry-docked ship.

Ikaw, sa ahong paminaw, barkong sagitsit, n. fastcraft.

A lot of things have happened to the Philippines and the world since those mind-blowing days of Joma's youth. I guess this defeated old man shares fewer qualities with the romantic figure of Amado Guerrero (Beloved Warrior) than he now would like people to believe.   

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 30, 2009, 07:22:09 PM
K.O.R.E.A. Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity

Taga Korea ko

Quote from: glacier_71 on September 30, 2009, 11:08:19 PM

bisag taga-Philippines jud na sija. hahahaha

Nyahaha!!!

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on September 30, 2009, 10:25:35 PM
adto sa sierra bullones di ba naay pulis nga galolo didto.

Nagpahipi man kaha sa kalibonan, he he.

Hai hoi ihoi
Lantai lanai hentai
Jajuje jujube jejeje
Twit twit twit   
Jug jug jug jug jug jug   
Tereu eu eu...

Patay, Ms. BlueAngel, natakdan tingali ko nimo nga nag-manic episode na pud. Peace, he he.

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 30, 2009, 02:12:06 PM
Last confession naho sometime March last year, dili ra man ko sure sa date. It was during our Graduation Retreat sa SVD Retreat House sa Tagaytay City, Batangas Province.

Angay diay kang mobalik og eskwela, Bay Tigs. Para makakompisal na pud kag usab.

Quote from: fdaray on September 30, 2009, 03:08:14 PM
Ang bu**** ray dili kahibalo mag masturbate.
Masturbation is an essence of being a man.

Bitaw Sir FD, no? Unggoy gani kahibawo man, according to Ms. Candi.

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 30, 2009, 02:54:30 PM
Usahay magluja usaha laski hubs. hahahaha. asa mang ko ani ron?

Sa ato pa, usahay normal ka nga sakto pero usahay pud, normal ka nga nasobrahan!

Quote from: bugsay on September 26, 2009, 10:00:42 PM
A McDonald's love story......

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald's one cold winter evening.

They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night.

Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking: 

"Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"

The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.

The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray. 

There was one hamburger, one order of  french fries and one drink.

The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. 

He placed one half in front of his wife.

Then he carefully counted out the french fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few bites.

Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying. - "They were used to sharing everything." 

Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn't eaten a thing.

She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of the drink.

A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.

The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.

As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin,

the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.

After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady,

"Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything.

What is it that you are waiting for?"

She answered,  "THE TEETH"

Old love. Kaanindot jud bitaw. Parehas ani:


DO YOU REMEMBER?

A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her husband and said, "Honey, do you remember this?"

He looked up at her and said, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."

She said, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"

He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."

"Well, what was it?" she asked. He responded, "As I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big tits and screw your brains out.'"

She giggled and said, "Yes honey, that's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, and I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"

Again he looked up at her, and he replied, "Mission accomplished."

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 30, 2009, 02:36:48 PM
Unsaon man pagila hubs kung asa ka, normal nga sakto o normal nga nasobraan? hahahahaha

Kon kanunay magluja, kanay normal nga nasobrahan. Ako lagsik pirme, purya bujag. Ambot lang kaha ikaw Bay Tigs.  

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 30, 2009, 02:17:43 PM
Hahahaha. Dili diay abnormal si bay hubag.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 30, 2009, 02:22:34 PM
Ug ikaw pod Tigs..Hahaha..Nangabuking mo ni FD..

Naay sakto ra pagka-normal. Naa puy nasobrahan ka-normal, ha ha ha.

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 30, 2009, 02:17:43 PM
Hahahaha. Dili diay abnormal si bay hubag.

Ha ha ha. Kini jud si Bay Tigs, gapahipi ra man diay, gahuwat og saktong tayming nga makasumpay.

Quote from: catalina on September 30, 2009, 01:53:00 PM
og walay bitok dili na moagi diha sa purgatoryo

Matod pa sa manggialamaon naa may kunoy bitok nga panulondon.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 30, 2009, 01:54:24 PM
Hahaha..Di nako laplapan kay wa nakoy kasoksokan sa akong kaugalingon.. ..Deretsohon ug ingon nga love baho lagi imong ilok,tambali na kay maglipong lipong ko.Maulaw ta ug laing baje ang maka simhot ana

Maajo kon ang imong bana dili sensitive. Basin mobawos sa pag-ingon, "Hoy, ang imong kuan baho baja pud, pero wala ko moreklamo, ha?"

Quote from: catalina on September 30, 2009, 01:58:00 PM
di kaha DONT DISTURB;   GALOLO

Bwahaha.

Lisod kon mabitin si Mr. G.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 30, 2009, 01:32:57 PM
Unsa man imong apelyedo Toy?

Naa pa bay mas nindot sa "Bohol"?

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 30, 2009, 01:32:57 PM
Sige man gud kaha ug libot libot na si Galolo sa kasagingan..

Nag-unsa man si Galolo sa kasagingan?

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 30, 2009, 01:40:45 PM
Mao ni dakong problema nga atubangon sa asawa ang pagka bahog ilok.Ug matulog na siya si Misis ma knock down dayon kay nalipong sa baho,wa pa gani ka kuan tulog na..kafaet..Ug ako ning bana..deretsohon nalang naku aron mahuman akong kalbaryo sa kabaho..

Unsa guy "deretsohon", Mist? Laplapon nimo ang ilok, or what?

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 30, 2009, 01:28:44 PM
siplat-
pislat-

siplat - sidelong glance
pislat - flat(ten)

daghang (daghan nga) - many
danghag - careless

Daghang danghag nga napislat sa pison kay siging pasiplat sa seksi.

Aw, abi nahog unsay pagawson.

Ambot lang nila, oi, ako nindot man kaajo ahong apelyido.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 30, 2009, 01:04:39 PM
Pati sa internet ang mga tiguls in na in na kay makipag chat na sa mga batan-on.

Kining tiguls nga gihisgotan dinhi, both men and women. One time sa usa ka internetan dihay katupad naho nga lola nga nagtabisay ang laway nga nakipag-chat sa usa ka stud, he he.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 30, 2009, 12:57:55 PM
Hahaha..unswa naman ni..pagawsa ra gud na si Galolo

Wha'dya mean, Mist?

pahit - bite
hapit - drop by
hapit - almost
taphi - imperative form of tahop (winnow)

Quote from: BlueAngel on September 30, 2009, 04:44:50 AM
Purgatorio? permi man ko ana makadungog ako granny
bet. heaven and hell daw?

no further comments ky ala pa may mitaliwan unya mibalik og nagpahibalo?

sorry po ala koy alamag 

I admire your honesty and humility, Ms. BlueAngel.

Quote from: nat-cast on September 29, 2009, 10:36:05 PM
mas kuyaw ang mga crocodiles sa congresso

Welcome, Bay Nat-Cast. Ang aho lang nahibaw-an, sajon ra busgon ang literal nga buaja, he he.

Kining mga Galolo mga paryente tingali sa mga Bulicatin.

A case of prophet vs. profit. Conclusion foregone.

It would seem that in times of natural disasters, the allegorical becomes literal.

Mano Po between your legs

bugan - groin
bagun - vine
gabun - fog
banug - hawk
agbun - dust
bugna - revelation

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 25, 2009, 03:54:36 PM
"Di baleng tamad hindi naman pagod."

Parehas ni sa motto sa ahong kauban sa opisina kaniadto: "Late tuod ko mosulod, pero sajo man pud ko mopauli."

Bwahaha.

Quote from: glacier_71 on September 29, 2009, 09:39:46 AM
hahahahaha...nagtotok nga gahilak pa kono si kumare samtang nagtan-aw sa kamote.

dapit og ingon ani kaha kabulinga, bay hubag? whahahahaha

Ha ha ha, naa man dayoy visuals! Parehas tingali kabulingon, Bay Glace, pero duda ko nga ang sa ijang bana mas amgid sa tapul nga kamote, bwahaha.

nanghagpat, nanilok, nanaginot, nanghagdaw

Quote from: apothecary on September 25, 2009, 05:19:52 PM
There is an attempt to immortalize the conquests of Tamblot in a Musicalle Lihok Bohol is developing for Antequera segment of the Abatan Community Life Tours.

The play on on its final stages, uses local talents and has Loboc compoasers.

It also attempts to see Tamblot in the light of the community

This is a noteworthy initiative. Tamblot is one of the most neglected figures in Philippine history. I hope the play is well-written, and I wish the production great success.

Quote from: carlingv on September 29, 2009, 05:31:42 AM
Bai,kine ang tubag kon maminyo na kami sa akong uyab duna na gani mga anak pero anaa pa gihapon kadtong baho sa ilok. Mao kini ang akong buhaton.Tungod lagi kay hata-as na man ang akong edad,mora ug sensitive kana pag-ayo ilabina sa baho.Maglabad dali ang imong ulo.Tug-anan ko sia sa tinuod sa maong situation.Akong ingnon ang akong honey,pinangga duha lagi ka baho ang akong nasimhotan guikan nimo? ang baho diha sa ubos bisan ug baho gayud pero humot gayud pag-ayo nga dili ako ganahan mo-ondang sa pagsimhot ug icomparar sa baho sa imong taas mora man ug magsakit na ning akong ulo.Mao ni nga duna akoy solution aron mawala gayud kining baho-a.Ako ingnon,Dai, nahinumdum  ka sa atong bang-goran ug kapayas.Gamita kadto Dai ug ebang-god sa imong ilok aron ang mga pores openning nga maoy naghatag ug pan-os nga baho dili na maka-agi. Pinaagi sa pagbangod masamad ang imong panit ug mahimong samad.Manuka man kini in the process pero magpasalamat ka kay kon mo-uwat na kini dili na baho ang imong ilok tungod kay napilot na man ang pores openning.Kon mo-uyon siya sa akong sugyot malipay ako aron mahatagan pa ug dugang lugway ang akong kinabuhi..Katawa diha mga pare ug mga mare.Bitaw dili nako kini mahimo sa tinuod kong asawa kay pinanga ko man siya.

He he, Bay Carling, kini ra bang baje nga isog og baho bigaon ra ba kuno...

Pero balik ta sa imong asawa. Basin ang ijang tubag mao ni: Baho diay ang akong ilok para nimo, ha? Bantog rang usahay gusto nimong pasipit-sipitan nang imoha!

Quote from: glacier_71 on September 29, 2009, 08:16:13 AM
pero, buhata pod ning akong sugyot nimo. kanang imong lagay, baho-baho na jud na kay tagsa ra ka maligo. hay may maayo og imo pong ibanggod nang imoha aron matangtang sad nang baho. ok ra ka?" hahahahaha

Parehas diay ni sa managkumareng Isyat ug Nicole nga nanguykoy og kamote. Si Isyat siging tutok sa ijang nakuykoy. Natingala si Nicole mao nga nangutana: "Syat, nganong nagpunay kang tutok anang kamote?"

Isyat: "Kahinumdom man gud ko sa itlog ni Kumpare nimo."

Nicole: "Tungod sa gidak-on?"

Isyat: "Dili, tungod sa kabulingon!"  Bwahaha.

Quote from: catalina on September 28, 2009, 07:18:32 PM
hubs senti kau ba,until bannning do us part.nakuhaan nako og usa ka simod,kuyaw diay ni si missty kay daghan simod,

Naa diay reserba. Dili kahutdan og pangmudmod, he he.

butang - thing
butang-butang - trumped-up charge

Quote from: sab_sad on September 28, 2009, 02:15:28 PM
ahahha nagpa-inosente efek pudnis tigzzz dah!

Ujon-ujonan lamang nato ni si Bay Tigs, Ms. SS, kay birthday boy man sija karon. Next time na lang bukinga, he he.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 28, 2009, 01:28:38 PM
Maong praktis jud ug langoy Tigs bisan gud ug usahay way tubig.

Mist, pasidan-i pud si Bay Tigs nga ang magpraktis og langoy nga way tubig, peligro nga mabasa gihapon, bwahaha.

Quote from: carlingv on September 27, 2009, 01:21:32 AM
Kadtong mga naha-unang mga tubag pulos sa feminine side apan kining akong tubag silbing usa ka lalaki lahi usab ang ilang approach. Tungod kay ako ulitawo ug dili ko gustong mahiubos ang  akong uyab nga gimahal gyud nako pakaslan pa man gani kon moabut na ang adlaw,ang akong himoon mao ang approach nga diplomatic way. Dili nako siya diretsohon kay labut pa nga mahiubos dunay poruhan nga iya akong bulagan ug kana ang dili ko gustong mahitabo.Busa kon namisita na ako sa ilang balay or apartment magdala ako ug duha ka klase nga anti-perspirant & deodorant spray para sa lalaki ug para sa babaye. Ako siyang ingon nga kining akong gidala para lalaki kini ug pangutan-on ko siya kon nakagusto ba siya sa baho niini.Human sa iyang approval ako na usab ipakita ang usa ko nga dala para sa babaye.Ako siyang ingon kon nakagusto ba siya sa baho niini. Kon mopahiyum siya akong ihatag ang akong dala.Dili nako isulti bahin sa baho sa iyang ilok,ang ako, pasumbingay ba lamang ug tingale nakasabut siya sa akong tinguha. An act of chivalry  lang as a gentleman ang akong modus operande ning maong situation.Kon minyo na kami lahi na sab ang akong approach.Salamat is imong time pagbasa ning akong idea.

Bay Carling, gentleman jud ka. Apan kon maminjo na mo unja baho gihapon ijang ilok, unsa na man diay tuod imong approach?

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 28, 2009, 12:36:56 PM
Sir, daghang salamat sa greetings. Unta ug makaabot ko sa injong mga edad. Taas pa ko ug baktasonon ba, daghang pang sako sa bugas kan-on.

Bay Tigs, aron makaabot ka sa edad ni Sir FD, bugas lay kan-a, ajaw apilag kaon ang sako! He he, sorry for the corny joke. Mas healthy man gud kuno ang corn kaysa rice.

Bitaw, taas ka pag baktasonon--or langoyonon, as the case may be!

Happy Birthday, Bay Tigs! Wala na man tingali ko kaabot sa kumbira. Na hala, sa inom na lamang!

Ngiga, gibahaan man jud og grasya ang imong adlawng natawhan. Kini ra bang baha, kon sa damgo pa, ang ipasabot ani kay mga pangindahay nga mohulga ug mosulay pagbuntog kanimo. Apan kon literal nga baha hinuon, aw, ambot lang unsa ni nga tilimad-on. 

Daghang salamat, Mesdames MDB, Raqz, Cat, Misty, Bambi, BlueAngel,  Grazie, ug Messieurs Bugs, Ben, Gwargz, Glacier, sa kind words of concern and wisdom, welcome and encouragement.  My brothers and sisters, forgive me for my lack of faith, he he.

You’re very nice, guys. Though I haven’t met you personally I can feel you all as living, breathing individuals with whom I can merrily share the feast of life, memories of Bohol, words and worlds and, well, just about anything under the sun (or moon, for that matter).  I hope you feel the same way about me, though I have avoided making references to myself.  Bitaw, I claim the right to be here with you, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health--until banning do us part. 

We feel that we can be part of what Dalai Ben said: “Kay unsa na lang kaha ang forum kung wala'y seryoso ug kenkoy, pilosopo ug bugoy, lover ug heartbreaker, hinulti ug hilomon, balak ug prosa....” TB is such a vibrant spot of cyberspace and its denizens such sparkling specimens of the human race that if anyone deserves to be exiled from it, that person can’t be us.

Maghinay-hinay lang kog fade in para dili mabalian og bukog.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 26, 2009, 07:45:28 PM
Hahaha.Nisalop nalang ang adlaw si Botoy wa japon ni tumaw..Mao lagi atong e dagkot kay aron ug gi mino maka toltol siyag balik diri sa TB.

Salamat diay sa pagdagkot, Mist. Mao tingali toy nakapakgang sa ahong paghinuktok kon angay pa ba kong mobalik diri sa TB.

Kumusta, he he. Salamat sa injong mga panawagan. Mesdames Raqz, Graze, Cat, Jan, Lolla, Messieurs Tigs, Bugs, Bedo, Gwargz, gimingaw na pud baja ko diri sa TB. Moingon unta ko nga wala ko kaduaw diri tungod sa kakulian nga dili kapugngan pero ang tinuod, naa lang koy gikahiubsan diri. I posted a comment which was deleted simply because it was contrary to the stand of the thread-starter. My comment was a rejoinder to a post by Glacier, who noticed the deletion and reacted with the post quoted below which explains everything. Thanks, Bay Glacier.

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Re: The Philippines: 51st State of the United States of America? « Reply #362 on: September 22, 2009, 11:36:08 AM »   

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 20, 2009, 11:43:43 AM
Note: Any comments unrelated to the subject matter; negative personal remarks will be removed. Debate within the frame of the subject. Anything else is deviation from topic discourse.


What?

and since when this deviation from topics you are talking about happened? or never happened to any topics? i was shocked to see your comment here, lorenzo. are you serious?

you know what, i was lucky i was able to read that comment/reply by HubagBohol seconds before the unreasonable deletion happened. with all due respect to you Admin Lorenzo, i found nothing in that post worth deleting (whoever did it). if your academic discretion found that there are negative remarks, unrelated comments or deviation from the topics, then HubagBohol's post should not be singled out, IF that has in your point of view qualified in your criteria. in this thread alone, you should be aware how many, if any, deviations were committed; then this topic should have been shelved in that case long time ago. and we're not yet talking about other threads here in TB. if your rules are to be followed, TB should be locked.

by the way, FYI, Hubag's comment even has nothing in comparison to the personal attacks  made against the President of the Philippines in this forum, if we have to consider the seriousness of this issue. yet, we're still here because we believe in the value of freedom of speech and expression of opinions. in defense of HB, he has been very profound and logical in many respects with his comments not only in this topic.

i am writing this on my own behalf. i have never seen as trivial and superficial act of amelioration as this. posting these reasons of deletion is not only an irony of the whole spirit of what this topic has been discussing, but an insult to what TB stands for.

merci.

Quote from: benelynne on September 20, 2009, 12:09:35 PM
Hegemonies don't last forever. More than half a century on the world stage is too long for any world power not to over-strain its resources. Obama has to face up to the fact that the US can never singlehandedly police the world. The US has had to resort to arm-twisting among its allies to get them committed to Afghanistan and Iraq. With the change in goverment of major ally Japan and persistent economic woes among European allies, the US should expect the allied coalition around Iraq-Afgan to chip. Economic powerhouse China is worried that its massive dollar investments in the US are merely funneled to finance the war in the Middle East, and the downward spiral of the dollar would render those investments worthless.

I agree, Bay Ben. As things stand, America is losing its grip.

As mentioned by Bay Glace in another thread, "those were the days, enz, when Uncle Sam was regarded with honor and lots of respect. talk about nostalgia. Guantanamo is just a tip of an iceberg of this horrendous issue your country has got into. what happens to the guardian of the so called free-world is ugly.  now, who's guarding the guardian?"

My rejoinder to Glace's comment is as follows: 

Thanks for putting it so succinctly, Bay Glace. I have to add, though, that America used to be regarded with respect not so much for doing good per se but for being mightier than its rivals. That America is on the side of the good is a mantra that falls in the category of the Nazis' famous dictum, that if a lie is repeated enough times--as what is being done with our example--it would become widely accepted as truth.

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.--Adolf Hitler

Pakauwaw man lang ni, oi. Sister city ra ba kunohay ang Getafe, Bohol, Philippines ug Getafe, Metro Madrid, Spain.

Quote from: glacier_71 on September 19, 2009, 11:43:18 PM
i remember a documentary about those paintings and statues in the vatican, how one church leader ordered to paint over those paintings of men and women with revealing sex organs on the ceiling and remove the dicks of the statues sticking out along the corridor.

I guess you're referring to the Sistine Chapel.

The chapel was decorated by many artists, but the most famous decoration was of the ceiling, which the great Michelangelo painted with nude figures from the Bible and classical mythology. The so-called "fig-leaf campaign" succeeded in covering some controversial anatomical details.   

When I was in the Vatican a few years ago it was the Sistine Chapel that I went to see first.

Di ba bag-o lang nabaniog ang problema sa Banacon?

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 19, 2009, 03:03:08 PM
Gusto ko mo balik sa 2001.Kay naa koy gustong utrohon nga panghitabo aning tuiga.

Di ko mo-joke ani kay morag tininuod man ni. 

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on September 19, 2009, 07:57:46 PM
Ig-unsa ni Opus si Dei? (Jox lang.)

No relation, kay kining Opusa, dili man opus as in work, opus man as in cigar butt. In fact naa puy mga Tabaco sa Baclayon, paryente sa mga Opus.

ang - the
ang-ang - stair
ang-ang - of course (short cut man tingali ni sa alang-alang)

alang - for
alang-alang - untimely; inadequate

He he, nahulog sa maajong pamatasan: Don't speak with your mouth full!

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on September 19, 2009, 07:42:14 PM
Kon mahababa . . . ?

ajaw pagsaba!

itoy - puppy
itoy-itoy - submissive; servile

Nagpaitoy-itoy intawon ni Misty ang ijang innocent boy.

Kon mahab*lat, daghang salamat...

Dili diay pwede si Bay Tigs...

Klarex nga buotan. Sigi lang tingsi mao nga way kontra.

Kining "spare the rod and spoil the child" dili kanunay effective. Sa bata pa mi ahong ig-agaw nga katalirongan pirme bukbokon sa ahong uncle kay sobra kamaldito. Karon nisamot kabuang. Ako, wa jud ko katilaw og bunaw sa ahong papa pero kaluoy sa Diyos, hangtod karon, buotan lang gihapon ko.  

Bitaw, taga Baclayon ning mga Manding. Sama sa mga Oppus (originally, Opus).

Quote from: catalina on September 19, 2009, 03:07:11 PM
mist og duha na wanay makatood

Nah, mao nay ginaingon nga, Kon mahalubot, wala koy labot...

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 19, 2009, 03:18:32 PM
Bantay-ngan sa among iro
dagat-sea
Bantaydagat-Tig bantay sa among dagat.

Mga iro sa dagat, he he.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 19, 2009, 03:23:53 PM
Mao nang di ko ganahan mo alima ug cat or dog kay kapoy maintain nila.

Dili ka cat or dog, Mist? How about boy? As in innocent boy?

wiwi - binata sa ihi
wiwi- bulikat

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 19, 2009, 02:03:52 PM
pusa-break
saup-sa farm
usap-chew
Gi usap ni Hubag ang na pusa nga Botoy.

Ang gipausap nga botoy
Maoy hinungdan sa hotoy.

pasu - burn
puas - stop; rest
pusa - cat, he he
paus - hoarse
upas - core (pith?) of banana plant
supa - chew; living room furniture, he he
sapu - cover; rejoin (as hem of skirt)
aspu - anak sa pobreng utin, he he

Quote from: statesville on September 19, 2009, 11:04:59 AM
Nakit-an nako ni somebody made this up as follows;

         Grumpy's Prayer
Grant me the serenity
  to accept the things
I cannot change

The courage
  to change the things
I cannot accept

And the wisdom
  to hide the bodies of those
  people I might kill today
  because they pissed me off

And also, help me
to be careful of the toes
  I might step on today
  as they maybe connected to the butt
  that I might have to kiss someday.

Thank you for this wonderful prayer, Ms. Statesville, he he. Who knows, someday I might become grumpy. And this prayer shall keep my thoughts aright!

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 19, 2009, 01:43:36 PM
katol-itchy
lotak-nalotak
tolak-push
kalot-scratch
tokal-slang sa tukar.hehe

Gikalot ang katol nga lotak.

lotak - agianan paingon sa langit, he he.

langit - heaven
tingal - feed forcibly
tangil - charm; amulet
tingla - imperative form of tingil, to collect (debt)
anglit - clay pot (small)

Tingla sija sa gibajad sa tangil nga gitingal sa langit nga itom pas anglit.  

Tuso bitaw jamo ni si Bay Tigs. Pa-inosente-inosente kunohay, he he.
(Dili sama ni Ms. Misty nga morag suhito, unja...suhito jud diay. )

Quote from: glacier_71 on September 19, 2009, 04:01:46 AM
hinoon, bisan pa tingali og maayong tawo nis Noynoy, dili pa na igo nga makadaug siya.

diha toy tandem ni Jovito Salonga ug Aquilino Pimentel, mao toy da best sukad para nako nga nahimong mga kandidato pagka-pres ug vice sukad sa akong pagsugod og botar, pero, nakaubo man gihapon. gibaylo ang prinsipyo sa salapi. looy jud ta.

I remember voting for Salonga. Dili malalis nga sija ang most qualified. Pero nangiwit man tawon.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 19, 2009, 01:03:49 PM

Hahaha.Unsa man ni Toy patama sa akong beautiful eyes.

He he. The eyes are the windows to the soul but the doorway to heaven is somewhere else!

ukba - an imperative form of ukab
akbu - to lean forward
buk-a - an imperative form of break (apil tingali ni bisan naay hyphen kay gigamit ra man ang hyphen as a pronunciation aid, he he)

Thanks for the pics, Bay Glace!

Indeed, it's difficult to draw the line between artistic freedom and blasphemy. Despite periods of chummy collaboration, Art and the Church do seem to somehow represent opposite human impulses.

tipus - typhoid
siput - appear
ipsut - escape
pusit - squid (Tagalog diay ni, he he)
tupis - bikini ("two-piece", he he)
tupsi - (an imperative form of "tupos", to draw the moisture out of)
pusti - (an imperative form of "putos", to wrap)
pisut - with foreskin intact

han-ay, hikyad, bukhad, ladlad...oops, sa lain diay ni nga thread, sorry, he he.

Ang kinabuhi sama sa basurahan. Usahay, mora pud nig safe deposit box.

OK ra, Bay Tigs, kay bisag unsaon og limpyo magpabilin man ang baho-baho.

hubo, hukas, duas, buas-as, waswas, walis

tahod - respect
tahod - spur (of some male birds)

butang - thing; to place
butang-butang - trumped-up charge

Always be nice to people. And to animals as well.

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 18, 2009, 06:18:11 PM
Ah, dili man mailhan sa nawong ba. hahahaha

Labaw nga dili mailhan kon mata ray makita, he he.

Quote from: glacier_71 on August 25, 2009, 08:33:46 AM

Do it in the open!

Wa bay picture ani?

Sigi tingali nig sujop og gata mao nga piskay pa.

Unsa man ning chihuahuaha, Bay Bedo, laki o baje. Nindot paliwatan kay mahalon ra ba ni.

Naa pa ba kaha tawoy lana nis lola.

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 18, 2009, 10:41:59 AM
Mao ba? Daghan man gud ug kalubian sa amo mao nang daghan ug tuba. Ang tawag sa amo sa maghimuay ug tuba kay MANANANGGOt.

Ahong sabot aning MANANANGGOT kay sanggot man ang gigamit. Pero nganong MANANGGITI man?

How To Clean A Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
   Note: You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.
   CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any surface they can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone to open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

   Sincerely,
   the Dog

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 18, 2009, 12:44:49 PM
Nindot ning imong mga iro te. Gimingaw ko nuon sa amo pud nga iro, si Browny.

Pero ug akoy mag alima ug mananap, gusto ko ug iring galing kay sila Mama dili gusto ug iring kay manungkab man kano.

Mao nang pagkakaron ang ahong gialimahan, si Inday sa lamang. hahahahah

Si Inday ug ang ijang iring.

Kadaghanan sa antediluvian patriarchs niabot man kunog 900+ ang edad. By the time of Moses, dili na kaajo taas ang kinabuhi sa tawo, kay 120 pa namatay na man sija. Pero payts na ang 120.

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 17, 2009, 05:28:34 PM
Whahahahaha.Salamat sa pag explain nimo Toy sa atong bata nga nagpakunohay way alamag,apan hasler diay nga ga amag.

Mao nay paagi, Mist, pa-inosente-inosente kunohay, unja mangtas diay, bwahaha. Daghan tawon ang mailad.

Naunhan ta ka, Ban Ben. I've started a thread on this one--somewhere here in TB, he he.

If NAFTA is America's answer to the European Union, for God's sake it's the right answer to the wrong question. NAFTA is a mere trade bloc. (As to what the European Union is, one should read up on this.) For one, NAFTA doesn't even have a decent policy on the issue of movement of persons. Its rules of origin are vague and misleading. The three countries involved have no historical unity whatsoever, and the obvious beneficiary to a majority vote (2 out of 3) is the US of A.

International economics, anyone?

P.S. History and histology are two different subjects, by the way.



 

But works like Martin Kippenberger's crucified frog Zuerst Die Fuesse and Paolo Schmidlin's Miss Kitty--which portrays the Pope in drag--have soured relations between the faithful and the contemporary art world in recent decades.

What the church hierarchy has failed to understand is that there is something divine about frogs and that there is something feminine about religion--which has nothing to do with the validity of anyone's religious experience at all.

Gikapoy na si Prof sa injong mga damgo, oi. I think ang ijang message to all of us is, "For God's sake, have a life! Who cares about your stupid dreams."

nitisar, nipatyhad, nipatuybo, nipatisoy

Kini jud si Glace, maajong manggulat. Mas Ok man ang hitsura atong real 107-year-old.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 17, 2009, 08:29:28 AM
"Lately, there is this kind of insecurity in me," she said, "I realise that I am an aged woman. I don't have the body nor am I a young woman who can attract anyone. My intention to remarry is to fill my forlornness and nothing more than that," she added.

Kalmaha pagkasulti, oi. Naanad man gud sija ng naay somebody "to fill her forlornness", ha ha ha.

Dili bugo, oi. Bakakon nuon, bwahaha.