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Quote from: catalina on October 05, 2009, 07:36:33 PM
og matakdan ko adto sa una sa unang kinabuhi

Wa man ni balikay. Padajon sa sunod na pud nga kinabuhi.

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 05, 2009, 07:12:12 PM
Nganong nag shut man Toy?

Si Ms. Sab_Sad ray makatubag ini.

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 05, 2009, 07:08:48 PM
Puedi lain napod ako tubag aning pangutana Toy. Ug ma reincarnate ko gusto ko nga usahay mahimo kong invisible aron ug naa koy ukyon di ko makit-an.

Kon pwede kang ma-invisible, pwede pud tingaling ma-reincarnate ko nga naay abilidad nga makakita nimo bisag invisible ka sa uban, aron ukyon ta ka samtang nangukoy ka.

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 05, 2009, 07:05:40 PM
Hay Naku,makakat-on jud intawon ta ug katawa ug mahigugma ta.

Quote from: sab_sad on October 05, 2009, 07:08:50 PM

Yes, laugh and then suddenly keep one's mouth shut.

Quote from: catalina on October 05, 2009, 06:57:12 PM
mag smile ba diay hubs nga magpanglingo raman .hahahhahah

You mean, nagyango-yango?

Quote from: taga tigbao on October 05, 2009, 06:58:11 PM
Oi, ulo gud nga ulohan sa balita.

He he, expert jud sa bali-bali sa letra si Bay Tigs, da. Balita?

A, libat, he he.

Hala, ningsamot og uk-ok si Ms. Sab-Sad sa injong mga kantiyaw, Mist ug Cat. Hasta si Mr. Tigs gipangujawan pud, he he.

Abtik man kaajong motubag si Ms. Cat, oi. Suhito man gud sija ni Mr. Smiley...

Grabeha pud pagkabilbila....awas-awas jud. Masaypan diayg kumot, he he.

Unsa kahang uloha ni Bay Tigs and naglabad...

Unja ang deadly weapon kay naa may face...

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 05, 2009, 05:11:36 PM
sud sa lawas

Pwede pud ipares sa gawas sa lawas aron matibawas ang linawas nga awas-awas.

Quote from: tarsier on October 05, 2009, 04:21:52 PM
Hubag Bohol,

My understanding of "hiyus" is to relieve. It can also mean "deflate" like deflating a tire. The comfort room is a place to relieve ourselves of physical discomfort. Mao nga I coined this word "lawak pahiyusan." thanks

Bay Tars,

Salamat sa pagpatin-aw. Usahay man god naay unintended comic effect and atong coinage. In the case of "hiyus", my own experience with our language tells me that "shrink" or "deflate" is the meaning of the word that first comes to mind. In fact, "hiyus" to mean "relieve" is rather quaint to me. More precisely, I have to admit it's a new one on me. Thus I mentioned "lawak pahuwasan", "huwas" being--to my mind--closer to "relieve" than "hiyus" is.   

Best regards,
HB

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 05, 2009, 05:11:36 PM
sud sa lawas

sud sa lawas - paklayonon

Quote from: catalina on October 05, 2009, 02:46:54 PM
hubs og duha ra pilian,ari nalang ko sa taas tawo,kay lisod og tawo ang ubos ibabaw isda,kay mapaakan og mga agogoy,matunokan sa mga tujom. unja maaan pa jod og sa mga isda gamay unya og didto magtago.

Bwahaha. Sabagay, Cat, kon mosukol kag pure tawo, dili jud hinuon tingali ka mamabdos, he he.

Quote from: chicogon on October 05, 2009, 01:54:07 PM
Allowing God to rejuvenate both your physical and mental, and spiritual too... as in resting in God? That's why God invented sleeping, it's recreative hehehe...

Kining pagkatulog, mao jud ni ang labing lalim ug labing barato nga tambaw. King or vagabond, makapahuway jud ang tanang parte sa lawas.
Apan matod pa ni Edmund Spenser,

"Where is the antique glory now become,
What whilom wont in women to appear?
Where be the brave achievements doen by some?
Where be the battles, where the shield and spear,
And all the conquests, which them high did rear,
That matter made for famous poet's verse,
And boastful men so oft abashed to hear?
Bene theyall dead, and laid in doleful hearse?
Or doen they only sleep, and shall again reverse?"

Duha man ka klase and mermaid: ang upper half tawo, and lower half isda, OR, and taas isda, and ubos tawo. Unsa man ka nga klase, Cat?

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 05, 2009, 01:00:02 PM

Hahaha.sige dili nalang,imong sige ukyon imong X ug asa na maong gusto jud nimo si amigas..

Ahong duda, Mist, gusto lang ni Bay Tigs nga mopaak og usab sa ijang gipaak-paak kaniadto. Kujaw lang kon madakin-as sija ron, nah, lumos jud.

Quote from: slackware on October 05, 2009, 12:27:51 PM
sa Hinduism kay ang imong next life ka nagbase man sa imong life achivements. If yourt doing bad all your life, pwede ka ma reincarnate into lower form of animals like flies and insects or lower caste. Otherwise as a reward of all your good deeds in life, mao na kung lower caste ka sa imong past life, mahimo kang higher caste sa imong 2nd life of maka reincarnate ka depende sa imong gusto.

Sa ato pa, Mr. Slackware, kinahanglan diay magbinuotan ka in this life aron hatagan kag reward to become a pornstar in your next life.

Quote from: benelynne on October 03, 2009, 04:49:42 PM
Di pud tingali apil ang socializing nato diri sa TB no? Kay ug masobraan, makalangan sa trabaho, makasakit sa mata ug tudlo.

Naa lang ko'y observation sa internet-age socializing nato. Last night, the Pinoy academic community in our city had a dinner with UP guests visiting Japan for a conference. Nakurat ko kay there was a big turnout of students, most of whom I did not know. On the spot, I was asked to speak a few words to adjourn the gathering. Since I was caught off guard, I just shared my surprise that I walked into dinner that night expecting a very familiar crowd. Since we communicate thru our e-group everyday, I was so sure I knew all the names, the personalities (kinsay kalog, kinsay seryoso, kinsay mahilig politika, etc.)

To my surprise, when I walked into the venue, I was straining to connect the faces with the names, kay dili man tanan naa'y avatar nga tinuod ang portrait. I said that these days, we could all move and live in the same physical area without interacting face to face, kay didto pa ta moatubang sa computer. This was so unlike our "socializing" many years ago nga real warm bodies held picnics, sportsfests, guys had academic discussion over beer, etc. Ang tendency before was that I could forget the names, but I immediately recognized the faces. Karon, mas familiar ang names ug usernames--and when you meet them in an actual setting or what we call EB, I strain to connect the faces with the names. Naa'y social disorientation. But there is no doubt that our internet social networks can be used to mobilize people with lesser communication cost. In fact,  we were able to kickstart a donation drive for the typhoon Ondoy with such a number.

While maintaining our cyber-circles, where we have a lot of friends who choose to remain incognito, I think it is still healthier to have a community of real people. Kita-kita bitaw tang tanan pohon.

I agree with you, Bay Ben. In cyber-circles we are tempted to assume the identities of the saints (or sinners) we have failed to become; in face-to-face contacts it would take a generous dose of deceit to succeed in concealing our workaday selves.

...unja makapili ka unsa na pud ka, what do you want to be? Why?

Maluja gihapon ang madugangan og laway, kay bugbog sarado man.

Di ba putput na, Cat?

Siyempre, maluja jud and mahutdan og laway...

Magdaug jud dajon. Maoy gidangat sa who's who.

Bwahaha. unja ang pukpuk, unsa man pud?

Quote from: catalina on October 04, 2009, 05:38:00 PM
adto tunga sa bugan hubs

Bwahaha! Maajog dili mosukol!

Kining mga kabuangon, Cat, nagtuo nga maulian sila tungod sa gugma. Unja kon mabasted, madajonan kabuang...

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 04, 2009, 05:28:13 PM
Kanang kusi sa pinalabi,adtos bugan..

Unja, ang kusi sa pinalabi sa pinalabi, asa man...

Kana bajang nabuang sa gugma, buangon jud na daan. Nabikil lang.

Quote from: catalina on October 04, 2009, 05:20:39 PM
hubs og ako mokusi sa sa gilok banda

Anha nimo diha kusion ang tanan, o ang pinalabi ra?

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 04, 2009, 04:48:55 PM
Bwahahaha.ma crazy ko nimo meow..

Nabuang tungod sa gikamiyawan...

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 04, 2009, 02:27:29 PM
Whahaha.Sikhon ug naay palabihon.Dapat tanan abi abihon ug usahay pod kusi-on.

Mahibaw-an kinsay pinalabi depende sa parte sa lawas nga gikusi.

Quote from: benelynne on October 04, 2009, 12:11:55 PM
Unsaon man Bay HB, i-simulate sa niya sa computer screen ang nawong before and after makeover? Or ipa-chat sa or log in sa TB samtang gapakulot?

Sige, tabangan nato ni si Myrna ug ideas kay luoy ug malugi.

Ha ha ha! OK ang all of the above. Pwede pud pagkahuman og pa-beauty, deretso sa webcam to talk with friends.  Molambo ang beauty parlor kay makita man nga naggwapag samot ang customer.  

Quote from: benelynne on October 03, 2009, 08:29:49 PM
She also decided to try the information technology business instead of a beauty parlor.

Good choice!

Pero pwede pud tingali i-combine and computer shop ug beauty parlor, he he.

Kinsa toy nag-ingon nga ang sa Philippines, too fast, too furious? Unsa man diay kadali as per her experience, 30 seconds?

Furious, maybe, but I'm not too sure about fast. After all, I guess individual differences matter more than national averages (if at all scientifically established).

Here's a quoted from www. basrt.org.uk:

"Pornography also suggests that sex lasts for hours. Again, sex can last from anything from a matter of seconds to days depending on what you are doing and how you define 'sex'! A lot of men are concerned with how long it takes them to get an orgasm, often worrying that it is too quick. Again this can vary immensely, but the sex researcher Alfred Kinsey found that the average length of time for an American man was 2-7 minutes."

Why some women go back to their abusers
By Elizabeth Landau
CNN
   
(CNN) -- A middle-of-the-night fight, a surprise pullout from the Grammy Awards, leaked photos, a police investigation -- new pieces of the puzzle of the alleged assault of pop singer Rihanna by her boyfriend Chris Brown have been emerging since early February.

Singers Rihanna and Chris Brown, shown performing in December, are rumored to be back together.

Then, nearly three weeks after the alleged battery, the couple was reportedly together again. The reconciliation was reported just days before Brown's arraignment, which is expected Thursday in Los Angeles, California.

Brown, 19, has issued an apology for "what transpired" but neither he nor Rihanna, who just turned 21, has directly addressed the allegations.

Many would ask why anyone would return to an abusive partner after leaving, but therapists who treat both abusers and victims say it's common.

The effect is like a "pendulum of pain," said Steven Stosny, counselor and founder of the anger and violence management program CompassionPower, which treats people convicted of abuse in the home.

Abuse victims will "leave out of either fear, anger or resentment," he said. "But then, after the fear, anger or resentment begins to subside, they feel guilt, shame, anxiety, and that takes them back."

After a violent incident, there is often a "honeymoon period" during which the abuser may apologize profusely, give the victim gifts and persuade the victim to stay, experts say. But when that period is over, the abuser may once again become violent.

The reasons for returning to an abusive partner may relate to the days of early humans, who had to fend for themselves in the wild. The powerful psychological mechanisms that lead people to stay in abusive relationships may have developed for survival reasons, Stosny said.

"To leave an attachment relationship -- a relationship where there's an emotional bond -- meant certain death by starvation or saber-tooth tiger," he said.

Abuse happens in both low-income and high-income couples, said Joanna Snawder, who counsels students and community members at the Metropolitan State College of Denver in Colorado. A wealthy woman who has never worked may not want to change her lifestyle, while a poor woman may be financially dependent on her boyfriend or husband.

Regardless, women may not want to break off an abusive relationship because they are afraid to be independent, don't know how to take care of themselves or don't want to face shame from friends and family, she said.

Sometimes the abuser can get his partner to stay with him through manipulation, for instance, telling a woman that he will kill himself if she leaves him, said Mark Crawford, a clinical psychologist based in Roswell, Georgia. Crawford has seen many women stay in relationships because they couldn't bear the guilt of an outcome such as this.

"There are some women who need to be needed so badly they'll put up with anything," Crawford said. "Even if the guy beats the crap out of them, they just feel that responsible for the other person."

The term "the cycle of abuse" is often used to describe how coming from an abusive family is believed to make an individual more likely to be an abuser or to stay in an abusive relationship. "Unless we do a lot of psychological work, we often repeat family structures and dynamics that seem normal to us," Snawder said.

On the other hand, some people who grow up in abusive households do not repeat the behavior they saw at home, she said.

One student Snawder advises voluntarily went back to her abusive boyfriend after having a restraining order placed against him. They are together, but the man is assaulting the young woman again.

"It's really important that a woman reach out and get support from friends, family or a counselor who can help her see that she doesn't have to go back to that relationship," she said.

Men aren't always the abusers. There are relationships in which the woman is the abuser and the man is the victim, and all of the behavioral patterns happen in reverse. For instance, the woman makes the man feel like it's his fault for being beaten, Crawford said.

"Those men just don't have the sense of self to say 'This is not acceptable,'" he said.

Stosny's celebrity clients who have been abusive to their romantic partners may have been negatively affected by their rise to fame early in life, he said. They see themselves as above others, and feel they are entitled to punch someone whenever they feel like it.

"I had one professional basketball player who sexually assaulted a girl. He really in his heart didn't believe that she didn't want to have sex with him," Stosny said.

Can there ever be a happy ending for an abusive relationship? Experts agree that it's unusual, but a relationship in which a partner has been violent can become healthy again if, and only if, the abusive person seeks counseling to change his or her mindset.

"If you don't believe that you have a problem, and you believe the person drove you to it, you're going to have a really hard time seeing that you have a problem," Snawder said.

In practice, however, the victim usually just needs to move on to someone else, she said.

Quote from: Bambi on October 03, 2009, 11:05:59 PM
hubs, basin ug ang kolekta ray giinitan ato.     bitaw, unsaon  man pod ug maoy ijang type?

Morag user jud to sija, as far as I know. As to why she preferred to use priests, ija na tong diskarte. I guess she found priests vulnerable to her charms.

nadakpan, nasikop, nasignit, nakumot

Quote from: benelynne on October 03, 2009, 02:42:56 PM
Maayong pagmata, Pads. OK ra man tingali for Socrates to listen to his own voice in a debate (kay wa man tingali makalupig niya at that time), pero ug sa videoke ka mayabag, kapin pa diri sa Pinas, you can be the 12th (na ba?) fatality.

Basta dili lang My Way imong kantahon, dili man tingali peligro. Normally, kon dili ka hambogero daan, bisan pag majabag ka sa pagkanta, OK lang tingali kay hubog man ang kadaghanan sa maminaw. Pero kon hambogero ka, bisan dili pa mahibaw-an nga jabag ka, mapusilan jud ka. Mao ni nakaanindot sa cyberspace kay walay pinusilay nga mahitabo. (Naay angay magpasalamat ani.)

Wala may mopaak og buna. Buna-buna jud na.

Lisod, kay kinahanglan og EB, he he.

In the meantime, huwat na lang tang Sigbin.

Natuk-an na baja. Pero human og tulon sa laway, OK na pud.

nalaksi, nasapli, nalangkat, natuali

Gipauna, oi. Pero kulang pa kuno.

Dili ko sigbin, pero pwede ako na lang mo-explain.

giugom, gium-om, gitagoan

Buna o buna-buna?

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 03, 2009, 05:37:07 PM
Maoba..wa man ko kaagi ana Toy..tinuod ha.

Wala lang ka kakita kay kinahanglan og salamin. Kanang hapdos-hapdos sa outer part, mao na na.

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 03, 2009, 05:35:56 PM
Mao ba Toy...kaingon ko ug taas ila ikog..

Ang sigbin dagkog tiil unja taas ang ikog. Naa pud ni laing parte sa lawas nga both dako ug taas.

KABAHIN SA USA KA CHICK

Kon ang ijang baba sa itaas ang gigutom
Sobra kaajo ang ahong gihatag kanija.
Apan kon ang ijang baba sa ubos gikuraw
Mapudpod na lang ning aho gigutom pa sija.

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 03, 2009, 03:11:45 PM
Na,magtago tago diay ko ani ron.. Apan piskay pod ug masakpan noh..

Kini ra bang sigbin, dagko kaajog...





...tiil.

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 03, 2009, 03:28:05 PM
Naa koy ipapangita..pangita-a ang ga paak naku.

Ipakita ang pinaakan aron naa tay starting point of inquiry...

Pwede baja naay chikinini ang lower lips...

Lajo ra ko, oi. Naa ra ko sa top 20.

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 03, 2009, 02:27:06 PM
ilahos na lang!

Ubos sa hawak? Kana di jud maka klaro nga naay chikinini;D

Ang maklaro, nga ang ngabil naay lama.

Quote from: benelynne on October 03, 2009, 01:33:20 PM
Tan-awa ra gud, magpatim-aw lang ni si GEC kung dudahan na iyang existence... Let's just wait...

This is a very interesting proposition because most mythical beings are summoned by invoking the power of their very existence. GEC is unusual in this regard.    

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 03, 2009, 01:36:42 PM
Hala,daghan diay ug badlongon..apil kaha ko ana..

Dili lang nato klarohon. Ingnon ta lang naa ka sa top three, Mist.

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 03, 2009, 01:38:18 PM
Hahaha.Murag lagong ni Togdon..

Anha ra ba sa tubow motugdon ang lagong.

giukit, giugkat, giukay, giukadjang

Quote from: benelynne on October 03, 2009, 01:39:09 PM
Tinuod ka? Positive ba ni siya nga adjective, Bay HB? Hinuon, after reading your anecdote on Socrates, it sounds much better to be Jesuitic or switik than Socratic.

He he, bitaw, Bay Ben, I guess ang negative connotation sa "Jesuitic"--meaning, maajong mogamit og confusing or ambiguous words to deceive others--maoy nahimong "switik". Ambot nganong naingon ni ani. It must be because Jesuits are usually scholars (read: over-educated, he he) that their name has become associated with craftiness.

As for Socrates, well, he was a vain man whose vanity is worth a thousand modesties in any imaginable universe. Most other vanities are not even worth one unit of computer memory.

Daghan na man gud tingaling badlongon dinhi sa TB, mao nga nagpahipi lang una sija.

Quote from: benelynne on October 03, 2009, 01:22:21 PM
Nagdamgo pud baya ko sa una ma-Jesuit, kalit ra man ko namata naa na'y tupad waswit.

Sigi lang kon wala ma-Jesuit, na-Jesuitic man gihapon, he he. (Di ba ang word nga switik gikan sa Jesuitic?)

Quote from: benelynne on October 03, 2009, 09:42:40 AM
I can hear you re-echo His words verbatim. "I didn't come to invite good people to be my followers.  I came to invite sinners." Welcome to our house, Pads.

Matay, giklaro man pud nimo, Bay Ben.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on October 03, 2009, 09:07:44 AM
Kinamauhan ka Toy,mao ni hinungdan usahay magbalik balik ko pangumpisal mao rang sa'a  hehehhe

Mao jud, matawag ta anig makasasala nga mapatujangon!

giayran
gibijaan
gibulagan
gisalikway
gisalindot
gipurnada
gilubong sa kalimot

Quote from: benelynne on October 03, 2009, 08:57:35 AM
Missing premise? Maybe, just as too many cooks spoil the broth, too many lipsticks mess up politics.

He he, nindot ning imong lipstick metaphor, Bay Ben. Ambot lang kaha kon dili ba moreklamo ang mga baje ani.

Too many lipsticks? Magkamuritsing jud hinuon.

sugat, hangop, timbaja, dawat, tagbo, abi-abi, biay-biay

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on October 03, 2009, 08:40:49 AM
Sakto ka Father bakakon ning tawo moingon wala siyay sala. Even the just man sin 7 times a day unsa pa kaha ko mahibal an ra jud ning katag inig hukman na ko sa Ginoo diha ra ko kabawo kapila kaha ko kasala sa usa ka adlaw hehehhe.
@ Glacier agree ko nimo bisan unsa diay ta nga stage sa kinabuhi atong gilakwan magkinahanglan jud ug dagkong sakripisyo.Ma admin man sa TB or ma poster magsakrispisyo jud.Ug poster ka unya hinam ang topic usahay sakripisyohon sa nimo ug pangihi ug kaon kay humanon ang gi type.hehehe

Bisan dinhi sa TB makasala man gani ta sa pagbasa-basa lang sa gipang-post!

Quote from: Bambi on October 03, 2009, 08:17:25 AM
Sa ahong panahon sa una, sus inigpanimba namo basta gwapo tong bag-ong Pari nga momisa, puno sa mga nursing students ang Cathedral.  Diha koy duha ka kaila nga girls nga nakauyab ug Pari, ako naka-uban ug disco nila. Nakabayle kog Pari sa una....aho pang gibinuangan..."I am dancing with God..kay di ba may  pangjadye. "Ikaw Padre ilis ka sa Diyos dinhi.." He just smiled!  sorry Fr. chic ha!  On that time....daghang nanggawas kay nanggaminyo. I found it absolutely okey.

Diha baja koy kaila kaniadto nga pari ang tirada. Nakapagawas sijag duha ka pari so far. I heard nga karon, elderly priest ang ijang ongoing victim. Dili na pud tingali ning paria mogawas kay hapit na man mo-retire. Unja ang baje is in her 40s na, kalma na tingali pud.

Quote from: glacier_71 on October 03, 2009, 08:06:14 AM
masinabtanon nis MDB, pads, kay nakauyab nig pari sa una. nyahahahhhhaah

Ikaw, Bay Glace, dili kaha ka pari sauna?

Quote from: Dot (.) on October 02, 2009, 09:36:28 PM
I support the RH bill which Noynoy authored.  But, as I've said before, there are too many women in his life and he is not even married yet.

Quote from: glacier_71 on October 03, 2009, 03:06:05 AM
so? 

Ergo, Ms. Dot will not vote for Noynoy? There seems to be a missing premise here...

He he, angay ni Gob nga mag-inon-inom la lang.

Quote from: glacier_71 on October 03, 2009, 06:36:49 AM
mao tingali nga wa isuwat laktud nga KASILYAS, kay di ba mahunahuna nato ana ang KALIBANG ra man. pero, kung Wash Room o Comfort Room, medyo lapad ang pagkahulugan ani. pwede na ilakip ang ubang parte sa lawas nga pahiyuson. hahahaha, sama sa KUAN...ug KUAN. daghan. 

Nakahunahuna ko unsa kaha kon imbis lawas pahiyusan, lawak pahuwasan na lang. Pero mao gihapon, daghang posibilidad, ha ha ha.

Quote from: glacier_71 on October 03, 2009, 06:14:26 AM
maayo jud kung pare nay mosulti sa punto kay paminawon, bay hubs, sa.

He he, I know what you mean, Bay Glace. Needless to say, arguments are supposed to speak for themselves, and be heard regardless of who says them. But there's always the temptation to act like Socrates--who loved to talk just to hear the sound of his own voice.  

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 23, 2009, 07:38:58 PM
Angay diay dili pakit-on permi aron sige ug hagjong..

Hagjong? Mora diay naay lagong!

Quote from: Bambi on October 03, 2009, 05:58:45 AM
.... abi pod naho  ang laing meaning  aning  "TOO RISKY"  kay kon mobuntis na, magpagukod-gukod na ang sigig tindog! 

Pwede pud diay!

Dili lang magpagukod-gukod--usahay nakakita nag laing tindoganan!

Quote from: Bambi on October 03, 2009, 05:03:53 AM
  what TOO RISKY means- swerte ka kon motindog? 

Bwahaha. Basin opposite and buot ipasabot ni Bay Glace. Risky para sa baje kay sigi lag tindog!

Quote from: glacier_71 on October 03, 2009, 03:29:31 AM
kining akong tiyan basta gikan ba-ong kaon, busdik. kung gikang ko nalibang, mohiyus. mao tingali na iyang pasabot sa "hiyus"...

He he, bitaw no? Pero basin makalibog ni kay dili man tiyan ra ang parte sa lawas nga every now and then kinahanglan pahiyuson.

Quote from: Bambi on October 03, 2009, 04:57:15 AM
ang resulata ani ....GAHALHAL na! 

sus...kadaghan na gjod ko kakita o pakit-a ug Ga-LoLO. SWERTEHA GJOD! 

1. sa Cainggit, gabikini lagi pod ko naligo, bakasyon ko ato, diha tawon poy gapawilik sa ibabaw,
2. among kasera sa una, namalansta kos lamesa (dalagita pa ko ato) gabasa sija ug newspaper sa ahong atubangan...naunsa ba ang animal nga perting kurog sa newspaper.....ahong gijaboan ug ininit,
3. diri ga walking ko sa forest, sa parking lot may nanitsit gapasalipod sa kahoy, ahong giserbatohan ug maajo sa auto,ijawat ug mahagbong tong ijang gibira-bira, intact gjod.
4. winter time, samtang gatulod kos buggy sa ahong bata sa una, usa ra gjod kadupa sija sa kadoul....nanitsit gihapon, after two years was invited to identify him before court kay ahong gi report sa pulis.

Sa ato ba, Ms. Bambs, whether in the Philippines or abroad, gukdonon jud diay kag swerte. Bwahaha!

Quote from: chicogon on October 03, 2009, 03:52:26 AM
Dogma-wise (doctrines ba) most of the church's teaching tinuod is immutable (permanent, cannot be changed) because they're based on natural law. Pero duna say mga gitawag ug human precepts (man made/enacted laws) that could change in time or with leadership or because of updated developments (di jud nuon ni madali-dali). I just hope you know how to distinguish between the two of them because they are a world apart as well as they're implications! Remember the words of Jesus on these (but I don't want to get into details): "Laws are made for man, not man made for the law."  

Salamat ani nga pahinumdom, Fr. Chic. It seems to me that blind zealotry can be more injurious than lack of faith.

Quote from: slackware on October 02, 2009, 09:59:44 PM
ayaw mo kahadlok anang illuminati! di na sila motira ug mga gagmayng threats.

He he, mao ni akong buot ipasabot. Thanks, Bay Slacks. 

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 30, 2009, 03:19:33 PM
Hahahaha.nag eskuyla bitaw ko ron bay hubs, nagtuon ug kabuang.hahahah

Dinhi sa TB?

The Most Reverend's suggested connection might be contentious, but his other points are irrefutable.

I can't understand what the thread starter was so worried about. He was just asking a question, after all.

Bitaw, asa na man to si Mr. Layman? Insightful kaajo ijang wry humor.

Quote from: Tubag Bohol Dot Com on October 02, 2009, 02:05:19 PM
Angayan kaha nga mopahulay nalang si Gov. ug tagaan niya ug higayon ang uban nga mamunuan sa maong distrito?

Angayan nga mopahulay nalang si Gov. ug tagaan niya ug higayon ang uban nga mamunuan sa maong distrito.

Quote from: tarsier on October 02, 2009, 09:48:03 AM
lawak pahiyusan, n. comfort room (cr), restroom

Bay Tars, gamayng pangutana lang. Kining "pahiyusan", gikan ba ni sa pulong "hiyus", to shrink? Karon pa man gud ko aning "lawak pahiyusan" nga sa atong common terminology, kasilyas.

Quote from: A Layman on November 26, 2008, 09:06:04 AM
Kanang magpari ka mao ra na ug ningtabok ka sa usa ka tulay sa imong kinabuhi, a bridge towards living a celebate life. To live in celibacy is just like playing  BRIDGE game. If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.

Bisayan Express Pronunciation:
Celibate- (sil-ay-bate): playing with something using one's hands

Bwahaha. Hain na kaha si Mr. Layman? Busy tingali with his good partner.

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 02, 2009, 01:28:58 PM
Ok raman na ayaw lang sa liog!!! di ba diay pwede sa hawak? para di jud makita?? hahahahhah!

Kon anha sa hawak na man lang,  aw, ilahos na lang!

Quote from: Bambi on October 01, 2009, 11:46:45 PM
Paet pas apdo Ms. Bulak, pastilan gjod ning mga abughuan nga type unja sila ra diay ang kusog magbinuang, di ba?

Bwahaha. Mao ba?

Quote from: BlueAngel on October 02, 2009, 04:21:55 AM
Kingkong bet. ur legs (ginoong gagmay zaon na lang)

Mas kujaw ang King Kong Versus Godzilla between your legs. (Hapay jud ang dakbayan.)

Quote from: glacier_71 on October 02, 2009, 12:15:56 AM
i don't know anymore what's worth believing in communism. to my knowledge it is already dead. free Joma? i don't give a damn.

Maybe it's not yet dead. Maybe its being subjected to artificial respiration.

Seriously, I can't speak for other countries, but in the Philippines one has to admit that the communist movement as we know it has become woefully irrelevant. Romantics might whine that we missed a golden opportunity, but most of us will just have to confront the shape that history has taken.

Quote from: glacier_71 on October 01, 2009, 10:09:53 PM

At parties, on the street, in restaurants, I have overheard women debriefing one another with carnal intelligence reports. Declassified without the permission of the poor bastard under horizontal investigation, these reports are shockingly candid, often including annotated subsections that cover duration, technique, frequency, even size (!).

I have overheard them (speaking in subdued voices) in this thread, too.

Quote from: BlueAngel on October 02, 2009, 03:36:11 AM
nyahaha

bwahaha
ha ha ha
he he he
hi hihi
ho ho ho
hu hu hu -- oops, sajop, kay hilak na man diay ni, nyahaha

He he, di ba gigamit pud ni nga ingredient for skin whitening, Ms. MDB?

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Bay Ben, Tigs, ug Tars,

Padayon mo sa inyong proyekto. Dili man nako linya ning paggama og diksyunaryo, pero motikdol-tikdol lang kog suggestions every now and then. I'm a generalist who is fortunate (unfortunate?) enough to be able to stay that way, but I'm genuinely interested in the preservation and propagation of our native tongue. Sorry kay na-Iningles, he he.

As a point of departure, two books bear scrutiny: An English-Cebuano Visayan Dictionary, by Rodolfo Cabonce, S.J. (Mandaluyong City: National Book Store, 1983), and A Dictionary of Cebuano Visayan, by John U. Wolff, Ph.D. ( Ithaca, N.Y.: Southeast Asia Program, Cornell University, 1972.) Kapin sa libo ang pahina sa either book.

Kining kang Fr. Cabonce morag bali ni kay English to Cebuano man ni. Mapalit ning libroha sa any NBS outlet. Morag nadato na ani and NBS kay hapit man kada tuig naay reprint. Ang kang Wolff dugay nang out of stock. Naay kopya ani sa Cebuano Studies Center sa University of San Carlos.

Sa akong tan-aw, ang gibuhat ni Fr. Cabonce simple kaayo: nagkuha siyag existing English dictionary unya gipangitaan niyag Cebuano equivalents. Daghang sipyat ning iyang libro, pero ang iyang virtue naa sa richness in synonyms.

Ang kang Wolff was done methodically (the book was his doctoral dissertation). Nag-hire siyag researchers who collected words, which he then proceeded to define after considering various submissions from his researchers. He even conducted experiments about pronunciation, etc. Usa sa nakaapan sa trabaho ni Wolff kay daghang naapil nga short-lived words and meanings nga karon after almost 40 years dili na nato masabtan. Unya dihay daghang suok sa Cebuano-speaking world nga wala maabti sa research.

Actually, naay daghang attempts karon at compiling a Cebuano dictionary. In fact there are several websites containing Cebuano word lists (e.g., www.binisaya.com), though these are mostly incomplete. Tinuod, it's high time nga naay definitive Cebuano dictionary. Anyway, it would perhaps be more advisable to first review existing literature and just fill in the gaps, rather than reinvent the wheel. 

Best regards,
Hubs

GALOLO ug GALALA? Na hala, ato na lang kompletohon. Naa ra ba puy GALOLO samtang GALILI, bwahaha.

Quote from: taga tigbao on October 01, 2009, 12:20:16 PM
Hahaha. way lami nang fastcraft bay hubs, kanang inanay ra kay aron dugay moabot ba. matagamtam nimo ang biyahe, sulit ang bayad.

Tsk, tsk, mahilig jud kag tagamtam, Bay Tigs, da. Mora man kag nakakaon og tagam kay nabitin, bwahaha.