Quote from: catalina on October 13, 2009, 01:32:22 PMMakamantsa man bitaw!
mao ang tuba kuno ma mantsa tinae.
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#87301
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome to Bohol
October 13, 2009, 01:36:31 PM
#87302
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Are You Weak When You Cry?
October 13, 2009, 01:34:58 PM
Bitaw, oi. Crying requires more calories than laughing.
#87303
Tagbilaran City - Bohol / Re: Tricycle Driver in Tagbilaran Wins P100,000 in Alturas Raffle
October 13, 2009, 01:33:29 PM
Sabagay, wa juy kaseguroan ang kinabuhi. Kon ning-asenso pa tu sija, wa ta kahibawo, basin nausab ang batasan, nahimong hambogero, nadunggaban, patay.
#87304
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome to Bohol
October 13, 2009, 01:21:10 PMQuote from: catalina on September 25, 2009, 07:43:32 PM
sad inig kaon si biscuit reklamo pa jod way pangtulak.inahak gajod
Bwahaha. Mao ni ang mentality expressed in the verse,
Patugag kamatay
Monggos ra diay.
#87305
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Are You Malnourished For Love? by Bo Sanchez
October 13, 2009, 01:09:38 PMQuote from: taga tigbao on October 13, 2009, 09:11:47 AM
Are You Malnourished For Love?
Before the wedding of Felipe and Maria began, the groom spoke to the priest.
Felipe said, “Father, I’d appreciate that during the wedding vows, you’d omit the difficult parts.â€
“What difficult parts?†the priest asked.
“You know Father, just don’t say anymore the for better or for worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health thing. Just leave those lines out.â€
Felipe then slipped a crisp P1000 into the priest’s pocket and walked away, smiling.
During the wedding vows, the priest looked at Felipe and said, “Felipe, do you take Maria as your lawful wedded wife for better or for worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, serving her breakfast in bed everyday, washing the dishes and doing the laundry everyday, cleaning the house everyday till death do you part?â€
Felipe appeared like a train ran over him. With a very weak voice, he croaked, “I do.â€
After the wedding, Felipe walked up to the priest and asked, “Father, I thought we had a deal?â€
The priest slipped back the P1000 into Felipe’s pocket and said, “Sorry, your new wife gave me P10,000.â€
Bwahaha. Morag way kalainan ang kaminjoon sa politika.
#87306
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Are You Weak When You Cry?
October 13, 2009, 01:05:10 PMQuote from: catalina on October 13, 2009, 10:20:08 AM
strong na jod kay mura nag sinikmahan sa kabaw
Sikma nga nipilit sa nawong, mora kadak-a og budbod. Ngyaks!
#87307
Health and Food / Re: Raw Papaya Leaf Juice
October 13, 2009, 10:15:56 AMQuote from: catalina on October 13, 2009, 10:13:05 AM
hubs ang dajon kapajas dili kahadlokan sa bitok.ang kahadlokan sa bitok kanang pagkaon mga makasad sa tijan
Diay ba, Cat? Unsa man pananglit ang pagkaon nga kahadlokan sa bitok?
#87308
Tagbilaran City - Bohol / Re: You'll Love This Shot
October 13, 2009, 10:10:58 AMQuote from: PR0CESS0R on October 13, 2009, 09:50:45 AM
Maayo unta after nagpa picture gibutang balik sa dagat ang sea stars kay daghan kaayo akong makita sa baybayon nga nangamatay tawn kay gibuwad sa init.
Ang starfish iuli sa dagat unja ang bata iuli sa ijang inahan...
#87309
Introduce Yourself / Re: Mag-ila-ila lagi ta
October 13, 2009, 10:05:50 AM
Unja kon dili mosalir ang shout, aw, box nay gamiton, bwahaha.
#87310
Introduce Yourself / Re: Mag-ila-ila lagi ta
October 13, 2009, 10:01:31 AMQuote from: gwargz on October 12, 2009, 11:20:56 PM
Pasensya na jod Bay Sac. Tinood jod nga wa ko kaila anang shout box.
Hehehehehe. I usually use my internet connections in internet banking only, 95%.
5% pod for relaxation pod like peeping notes sa TB,
during my self-proclaimed recess sa akong office. Hehehehe.
Basin imong shout imong gireserba para sa imong employees/subordinates, Bay Gwargz. Peace, man, he he.
#87311
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Today's Advice
October 13, 2009, 09:57:34 AMQuote from: taga tigbao on October 13, 2009, 08:49:12 AMBasin ako baboy magmahay pud! He he, peace, Bay Tigs!
Ang adlaw kalit lang molabay ug basin baka ikaw sa uwahi magmahay.
#87312
Health and Food / Re: Raw Papaya Leaf Juice
October 13, 2009, 09:34:52 AM
Kon wala kay dengue, mapurga imong bitok. Pwede ra pud.
#87313
Business and Economy / Re: Unsa May Nindot Nga Investment Sa Imong Kwarta Karong Panahona?
October 13, 2009, 09:23:44 AMQuote from: gwargz on October 12, 2009, 10:26:41 PMPwede gihapon negosyohon ang hubag-hubag. Ambot lang kaha hinuon kinsay eksperto dinhi sa TB ani...
Sa dili pa daw mamatay kay daghan pa daw motubo nga hubag-hubag. Tinood ba na Bay Hubag?
Hooeeest, time pa. wala na. Dili na ni mao. Balik ta sa thread. Negosyo ni nga thread.
#87314
Business and Economy / Re: Unsa May Nindot Nga Investment Sa Imong Kwarta Karong Panahona?
October 13, 2009, 09:21:42 AMQuote from: Raquelproud boholana on October 12, 2009, 11:57:29 PM
Maayo ning negosyo nako siguro nga Casket For rent kay ug di mo click sigurado naay mogamit way mabija puhunan pero ang in sulod ang nabija hehehhe.
Kinahanglan ka ani og daghang stock nga room ug casket freshener, Raqz, bwahaha.
#87315
Business and Economy / Re: Unsa May Nindot Nga Investment Sa Imong Kwarta Karong Panahona?
October 13, 2009, 09:19:51 AMQuote from: Bambi on October 12, 2009, 11:11:16 PM
whahahaha
Good! If you will frequent my center, I'll frequent your shop, too. Pero kay segurista man lagi ko, mo-invest pud ko sa negosyo ni Raquel ug Calle, ha ha ha.
#87316
General Topic / Re: F UR WYF GETS PREGGY WID ANOTHER MEN,WUD U ACCEPT HER?true story
October 13, 2009, 08:56:53 AM
Bulahan ning banaha. Padad-an pag dollar, naa pay kicker nga bata. Bwahaha.
Nakadungog kog case sama ani. Mas complicated gani to kay ijang brother-in-law (manghod sa ijang bana) ang amahan!
Nakadungog kog case sama ani. Mas complicated gani to kay ijang brother-in-law (manghod sa ijang bana) ang amahan!
#87317
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Pulong o Sinultihan nga Madungog ra sa Amo.
October 13, 2009, 08:33:45 AM
He he, unsa man ning injong mga pulong diri, madungog sa amo unja madungog pud sa tarsier.
#87318
Philippine Business News / Re: Irish priest seized in Mindanao
October 13, 2009, 08:28:06 AM
Kasagaran aning mga Columban priests larino kaajo sa local language kon asa sila na-assign. Basin nangita lang og interesting nga kaestorya ang Abus kay gilaayan sila sa ilang kinabuhi, he he.
#87319
Jokes and Humor / Re: Bottomless Tea
October 13, 2009, 08:19:40 AMQuote from: jamo2x on October 13, 2009, 04:19:49 AM
morag tuba man lagi na, bag-ong dawat
Mora pud og ihi sa kabajo nga gikan sa karera.
#87320
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Are You Weak When You Cry?
October 13, 2009, 05:56:49 AMQuote from: gwargz on October 13, 2009, 01:46:01 AM
Crying is the cleansing of one's soul.
Crying is the cleansing of one's soul...that has accumulated the soot and grime regularly offered by the jokers of Tubag Bohol.
- Face of joker with no eyes at all; apparently, it would be difficult to cleanse this creature's soul, if any.
#87321
General Topic / Re: What's the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?
October 12, 2009, 08:55:13 PMQuote from: BlueAngel on October 12, 2009, 08:50:14 PM
magduwa kag Shatong Tigs? ajeje
Unsa man, pakang sa batiwtiw, dajong utong? Bwahaha.
#87322
General Topic / Re: What's the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?
October 12, 2009, 08:53:17 PMQuote from: BlueAngel on October 12, 2009, 08:48:25 PM
ukbon ug wla ba mohoboy or na blue?
basin diay kauban mi ni Hubs sa imong damgo?(hubag ug blue)
Basta maajong pagkahoboy, blue jud na.
#87323
General Topic / Re: What's the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?
October 12, 2009, 08:45:09 PMQuote from: mistyeyed on October 12, 2009, 08:39:56 PM
Bwahahaha..malifong kos tubag aning mga tawhana..ang mo basa nalang ang bahala mo interpret ug unsa..
Basta si Misty naa nay ijang kaugalingon nga interpretation.
#87324
General Topic / Re: What's the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?
October 12, 2009, 08:44:11 PMQuote from: taga tigbao on October 12, 2009, 08:37:09 PM
Usahay pud magduwa inig ka mata.
Unsa may imong duwa-duwaan, Bay Tigs?
#87325
Introduce Yourself / Re: Mag-ila-ila lagi ta
October 12, 2009, 08:40:50 PM
Human og ila-ila, nagsulijaw tang mga limbarok, bwahaha!
#87326
General Topic / Re: What's the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?
October 12, 2009, 08:36:16 PMQuote from: taga tigbao on October 12, 2009, 08:34:33 PMUnja ahong simhot-simhoton or else tilap-tilapan.
Sakto, ahong ukbon ug susihon kung naunsa ra.
#87327
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Are You Weak When You Cry?
October 12, 2009, 08:32:45 PMQuote from: catalina on October 12, 2009, 08:03:02 PMBwahaha. Ang sip-onon, human og hilak, ma-strong, mao nga manikma na!
sikmahan ta ka ron
#87328
General Topic / Re: What's the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?
October 12, 2009, 08:28:59 PMQuote from: mistyeyed on October 12, 2009, 08:24:35 PM
Bwahahaha..
Kon sirit-sirit ang purple nga igit, purple rain ang resulta.
#87329
General Topic / Re: What's the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?
October 12, 2009, 08:21:15 PMQuote from: mistyeyed on October 12, 2009, 08:14:44 PM
Basta ig mata naku una naku buhato ako e hug ako unlan..
Nagsalig lang ka kay mahalon man kag unlan--kay mobawos mag gakos!
#87330
General Topic / Re: What's the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?
October 12, 2009, 08:19:20 PMQuote from: mistyeyed on October 12, 2009, 08:14:44 PM
Bitaw,ikaw Toy,blue raka kaayo ug hunahuna oi,dili yellow..
Lisod kon yellow ang hunahuna, Mist, kay kana nagpasabot nga ang utok nakaigit, bwahaha!
#87331
General Topic / Re: What's the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?
October 12, 2009, 08:12:41 PMQuote from: hofelina on October 12, 2009, 05:43:37 PM
Sip-on ug laway, I presume?
Quote from: Ryard on October 12, 2009, 05:51:31 PM
Indeed maam..dats y i thought..i just dont know with the other green-minded people around..hehehe...
And other bodily fluids, perchance?
Pananglitan, SINGOT! Kamo jud, law-ay og hunahuna!
#87332
Philippine Business News / Re: Bohol Morning Robbery at Island City Mall (ICM) Tagbilaran City
October 12, 2009, 08:06:41 PM
Kon tawo ang i-snatch, unsa may buhaton sa snatcher kon masayran nija nga baratohon ang ijang na-snatch...
#87333
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Are You Weak When You Cry?
October 12, 2009, 08:01:42 PM
Di ba ang "sip-onon" atong buot ipasabot, weak? As in, Ajaw nag ikujog kay sip-onon nang kigwaha na.
#87334
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Pulong o Sinultihan nga Madungog ra sa Amo.
October 12, 2009, 07:56:25 PM
Iring sungkaban diay.
#87335
Business and Economy / Re: Unsa May Nindot Nga Investment Sa Imong Kwarta Karong Panahona?
October 12, 2009, 05:14:35 PMQuote from: Bambi on October 12, 2009, 01:09:19 PM
na hala oi...atong buhion ug balik ning thread kay mireklamo na si gwargz.
how about a kind of business such as "EROTIC SHOPS"? Para kadtong nahikatulog nang mga romansa sa pagbati mabanhaw ug balik! Dili kaha ta ikeha sa Obispo?
A good business idea is to open a "FITNESS CENTER" para mohiyos tong mga tiyan sa mga himistahon. Aron mosexy ug balik ang mga Mrs. aron dili na mangita ug sideline si Mr.
what you think?
Morag adto ra gihapon ni padulong sa punerarya, Ms. Bambs. Kon masobrahan ang erotic-erotic basig ma-heart attack ang mga tijanon nga walay exercise.
Kana pong fitness center, usahay anha magsugod ang kabit-kabit, which leads to away-away, dajon alta presyon, dajon patay! Punerarya na pud.
#87336
General Topic / Re: What's the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?
October 12, 2009, 05:06:16 PMQuote from: mistyeyed on October 12, 2009, 04:51:06 PM
First thing in the morning,I see to it nga nag ngisi ko sama ani..
Dapat lang. Kay human nimog ngisi moadto man ka sa CR, diin ang imong nawong maingon na ani:
#87337
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Are You Weak When You Cry?
October 12, 2009, 05:02:55 PMQuote from: mistyeyed on October 12, 2009, 04:56:15 PM
...owah!!!!
Mura diay ug bag-ong gianak Yotch..
Sakto. Ang bag-ong gianak kon dili mohilak dajon, bunawan ang lubot kay pahilakon jud.
#87338
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Are You Weak When You Cry?
October 12, 2009, 05:00:40 PMQuote from: beyotch on October 12, 2009, 03:27:20 PM
it take lots of courage to cry.....
I agree. Labi na kon naay daghang gatan-aw!
#87339
Philippine Business News / Re: Bohol Morning Robbery at Island City Mall (ICM) Tagbilaran City
October 12, 2009, 04:58:13 PMQuote from: PR0CESS0R on October 12, 2009, 03:05:30 PM
Karon, kong mo suroy ko sa tagbilaran dili na jud ko mamisti ug tarong. Wala jud magsunod2x bisan naa pa daghan kwarta gi bit2x.
Bitaw, Bay P, dili lang gud magpaila nga naay kwarta, mao nga ordinary street clothes ray angay sul-obon.
Sa laing bahin, mas dako ang problema kon spoting unja wala diay kwarta, basin maglagot ang hold-aper dajon mabukbokan lang hinuon ta, samot kapurdoy, ha ha ha.
#87340
General Topic / Re: What's the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?
October 12, 2009, 04:35:47 PM
Kon gipanganga sa tupad, aw, ganganga pud.
#87341
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Pulong o Sinultihan nga Madungog ra sa Amo.
October 12, 2009, 03:21:18 PM
Kura is Japanese money dinhi sa Pinas during WW2. Ang tambasakan, parehas ra sa tamasak, dako lang.
#87342
Introduce Yourself / Re: My Greatest Fear Is....
October 12, 2009, 03:17:46 PMQuote from: catalina on October 12, 2009, 02:28:08 PM
na inig lupad tago tanan pati ongo kay nagalisbo na ang baho sa lana.unja super gamhanan na kay pati baha og landslide og makahamo mo atras na.
Ha ha ha. Kining tanan gitanyag sa bilahan nga katingalahan!
#87343
LGU Philippines / Re: Angayan Ba Nga Ibaligya Ang Imong Boto sa 2010?
October 12, 2009, 03:11:58 PM
Dili na diay motuo og gaba ang mga politiko karon? Barang, dili pud?
#87344
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Pulong o Sinultihan nga Madungog ra sa Amo.
October 12, 2009, 03:06:54 PM
Naa ra na sa baybay ang tambasakan. Way klaro ang kanta. (Parehas ra sa halin nga kura, iro rang ipanuba.)
#87345
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Ge Huna-huna Karon?
October 12, 2009, 03:04:43 PM
Nah, daghang nang tigpangok-ok diri.
#87346
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: "Lunsay'ng Bisaya" VOCABULARY
October 12, 2009, 03:03:12 PMQuote from: catalina on October 12, 2009, 02:59:47 PM
mao ba.ang kagwang mao nay kinadak an ba.
Ha ha ha. Lahi na ang kagwang, Cat, oi. Flying lemur na man na.
#87347
General Topic / Re: What's the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?
October 12, 2009, 03:01:31 PMQuote from: mistyeyed on October 12, 2009, 02:59:17 PM
Smak ra TOy..
Bwahaha. Smack na lang kay hawoy pa ang dila ug mga ngabil.
#87348
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Are You Weak When You Cry?
October 12, 2009, 02:58:43 PMQuote from: mistyeyed on October 12, 2009, 02:32:59 PM
when things are getting harder and harder
Makahilak jud ug tinuod ug mao ni ang scenario..
Pero dili ka weak,ig ka human ma weak ka ug hinilak..
Bwahaha. Tungod kay strong ka, mohilak ka.
Tungod sa imong paghinilak, ma-weak ka.
Tungod kay weak na ka, makahilak ka kay naluoy ka sa imong kaugalingon.
Mosamot kag ka-weak hangtod you're too weak to cry.
Kaluoy tuod nimo.
Makahilak man pud ta.
#87349
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: "Lunsay'ng Bisaya" VOCABULARY
October 12, 2009, 02:51:14 PM
Ahong sabot kay ang kabog, dakong kwaknet. And dako pa sa kwaknet pero gamay sa kabog, kabjaw.
#87350
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Pulong o Sinultihan nga Madungog ra sa Amo.
October 12, 2009, 02:48:51 PM
Ang dagko ani, ang tawag tambasakan, di ba? Makaon man ni, he he. Naa man gani ni sa kantang Si Pilemon.
#87351
General Topic / Re: What's the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?
October 12, 2009, 02:46:55 PMQuote from: mistyeyed on October 12, 2009, 02:43:56 PM
Check the time then kiss the morning....manghiwid, dayon ambak sa bed kay mag luto ug breakfast..
Unsang klase sa kiss, Mist? French kiss? Bed of roses diay tingali imong gihigdaan.
#87352
General Topic / Re: What's the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?
October 12, 2009, 02:44:37 PM
Most of the time my first conscious thought is realizing I'm awake and trying at the same time to continue my dream (kon nindot man ugaling, which is almost always the case). Often I can't say if trying to continue the dream already belongs to the conscious state, or is still part of the dream diay. Sa mga higayon nga ngil-ad ang damgo, mobangon ko ug manamin, bwahaha. Bitaw, mobangon ko ug mangihi, to squirt the impish images away.
#87353
General Topic / Re: What's the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?
October 12, 2009, 02:30:13 PMQuote from: Ryard on October 12, 2009, 11:47:47 AM
first thing?hehehe..i will check my bed sheet if I did pee the nyt before..hehehehe
Pee ra kaha imong i-check, Bay Ryard?
Welcome diay to TB! Maajo ni kay nagkadaghan ang mga kalog!
#87354
LGU Philippines / Re: Angayan Ba Nga Ibaligya Ang Imong Boto sa 2010?
October 12, 2009, 02:27:17 PM
Kon nahatag na, dili na na bawion kay ang mga politiko hadlokan og gaba.
#87355
Introduce Yourself / Re: My Greatest Fear Is....
October 12, 2009, 02:25:39 PMQuote from: catalina on October 12, 2009, 02:11:07 PM
nganong adto man sa bilahan,manimaho samot.ang baho sa lana baho ng kagwang
Bwahaha. Mosamot hinuon kaisog ug kagamhanan ang lana, Cat!
#87356
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Pulong o Sinultihan nga Madungog ra sa Amo.
October 12, 2009, 02:21:28 PM
Lami baja ning isdaa un-onan.
#87357
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: "Lunsay'ng Bisaya" VOCABULARY
October 12, 2009, 02:17:54 PMQuote from: catalina on October 12, 2009, 02:14:52 PM
ok lang og maka ite kanang maya,ajaw lang ng kwaknet
Dili kaajo tantong demalas ang kwaknet, problema kon kabog.
#87358
Introduce Yourself / Re: Mag-ila-ila lagi ta
October 12, 2009, 02:16:14 PM
He he, magtubag-tubag na lang diay og hadjong ug tikuka ang pari ug sakristan, he he.
Dili parehas aning pari ug sakristan according to the joke posted by Bay Tigs in another thread:
Pari ug sakristan naghinambogay:
Sakristan: Unsa man, Dre. Abtik man gyod kaha ka sa tsiks, padaghanay ta. Inigsulod sa tsiks, motakla ta kon atong naiy*tan.
Pari: Sige.
May misulod nga babaye. Mitakla ang sakristan, mitakla pod ang pari. Unya may lain na pod, mitakla ang pari, mitakla pod ang sakristan. May hamtong nga babaye nga misulod. Mitakla ang pari, apan wa katakla ang sakristan.
Sakristan: A, way labotay mama, Dre!
Joke3X!
Dili parehas aning pari ug sakristan according to the joke posted by Bay Tigs in another thread:
Pari ug sakristan naghinambogay:
Sakristan: Unsa man, Dre. Abtik man gyod kaha ka sa tsiks, padaghanay ta. Inigsulod sa tsiks, motakla ta kon atong naiy*tan.
Pari: Sige.
May misulod nga babaye. Mitakla ang sakristan, mitakla pod ang pari. Unya may lain na pod, mitakla ang pari, mitakla pod ang sakristan. May hamtong nga babaye nga misulod. Mitakla ang pari, apan wa katakla ang sakristan.
Sakristan: A, way labotay mama, Dre!
Joke3X!
#87359
General Topic / Re: Chikinini
October 12, 2009, 02:05:49 PM
Kon dili na mawala ang chikinini, ingnon na lamang nga ila (birthmark). Unja kon naa na puy gustong mohatag nimog chikinini, ingna nga adto lamang gihapon didtong dapita.
#87360
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Pulong o Sinultihan nga Madungog ra sa Amo.
October 12, 2009, 02:02:06 PMQuote from: catalina on October 12, 2009, 10:40:21 AM
hubs kanang naa sa katung gan nga manglugpot,gagmay
Kanang dagkog mata, nga ninglugwa?
#87361
Introduce Yourself / Re: My Greatest Fear Is....
October 12, 2009, 02:00:40 PMQuote from: BlueAngel on October 12, 2009, 06:24:03 AM
greatest fear? maybe to wake up w/o my Lana whoa dli nako ka lupad² sa kahanginan !
Sajon ra na. Paglain og isulod sa garapa, unja ang garapa isuksok sa imong bil-
ahan.
#87362
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: "Lunsay'ng Bisaya" VOCABULARY
October 12, 2009, 01:57:37 PM
Matsalam, Cat. Mag-itkam ta kon maglakaw-lakaw sa hawan aron dili maithan sa mga langgam nga naglupad-lupad.
#87363
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Pulong o Sinultihan nga Madungog ra sa Amo.
October 12, 2009, 09:54:30 AM
You mean mudskipper, Cat & Blue? Tamasak tingali nailhan ni Bay Jams, dili tanasak.
#87364
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Nagkalain-Laing mga Balak para ka nimo(Sumpay lang mo ha)
October 12, 2009, 09:49:05 AMQuote from: BlueAngel on October 11, 2009, 08:33:41 PM
ang tingkoy ni botoy nanghoboy
gi ukoban ni bordogoy nga agokoy
gilamoy pati ap² ug kaspa
haskang daspaha
Bwahaha.
Ang bordogoy nga agokoy nga miukob sa nanghoboy nga tingkoy ni Parekoy Botoy
Nalagpot sa tumoy sa lomboy dihang mitakboy kang Botoy ang nagpaturatoy nga hotoy.
#87365
General Topic / Re: On the Illuminati
October 12, 2009, 09:30:33 AMQuote from: BlueAngel on October 11, 2009, 08:23:55 PMmao jud maong anhi laman tas piliw, mag kisi kisi sa may lipsaw
mao jud maong anhi laman tas piliw, mag kisi kisi sa may lipsaw
maglinambangay hangtod ang atong mga silik ug kapay mangahanaw
magsirko-balintong hangtod ang bukad tang mga hasang mangatunaw
maghinambatay hangtod ang budlot tang mga simod mangasinaw
#87366
Jokes and Humor / Re: dyok dyok dyok
October 12, 2009, 09:18:18 AMQuote from: catalina on October 11, 2009, 08:08:45 PM
gi ahak ka.bisaya ba diay nang huswa
Ha ha ha. Unsa man diay nang pulonga, Cat. Nakadungog man ko ani nga pulong nga gilitok sa katabang sa among silingan.
#87367
General Topic / Re: Chikinini
October 12, 2009, 09:13:27 AM
He he he, naunsa man tuod diay ka, Mist? Gitagsaan man mi nimog paak!
Pastilan tuod, kon mapaakan ka ani, Mist, maputol jud imong ting-
og sa pagsininggit sa kasakit!
Btw, nia na koy usa ka garapon nga agukoy, sud-an nang malabo.
(Ahong gitangtang ang kabhangs and big claws kay space grabbers.)
Pastilan tuod, kon mapaakan ka ani, Mist, maputol jud imong ting-
og sa pagsininggit sa kasakit!
Btw, nia na koy usa ka garapon nga agukoy, sud-an nang malabo.
(Ahong gitangtang ang kabhangs and big claws kay space grabbers.)
#87368
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: "Lunsay'ng Bisaya" VOCABULARY
October 12, 2009, 09:01:28 AMQuote from: BlueAngel on October 12, 2009, 06:50:45 AM
mag- itkam
mag matngon
-aware of
ITKAM? Bisaya ba ni, Miss BughawManulonda? Di ba mao man nay acronym sa Italian Chamber of Commerce diha sa Germany?
#87369
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Are You Weak When You Cry?
October 12, 2009, 08:41:46 AM
Ningtago nga nagbagutbot
Gustong mogawas sa lubot!
Gustong mogawas sa lubot!
#87370
General Topic / Re: Chikinini
October 11, 2009, 08:21:23 PM
GTG una ko, Mesdames Blue, Cat and Mist. Manakop kog agukoy aron ahong himoong ginamos nga sinabado. Lami baja na. Tschuss!
#87371
General Topic / Re: On the Illuminati
October 11, 2009, 08:17:29 PMQuote from: BlueAngel on October 11, 2009, 07:48:46 PM
dis-a ba ka dana BlauEngel woi? morag isa raman ka tawo dani tig tawag nako ana?
ikaw ba pod na sya?
ok gamatitoy ra jud ta btw. sama sa semilya maong dli na lang mag duki² -maminaw lang
Ha ha, natsambahan lang nang ngalana, hinan-aw man gud kog sine.
Pasagdahan lang nato nang mga dagkong isda, oi, wa man gani na sila kahibawo nga nia diay ta nagpaanod-anod sa sulog.
#87372
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Mga Sulat na Sumbunganan
October 11, 2009, 08:11:55 PMQuote from: catalina on October 11, 2009, 07:40:17 PM
na mura diay og sili nga sobra sa hinog laylay na
Kana. Katagakon na, gamayng pilpil impas na.
#87374
General Topic / Re: Chikinini
October 11, 2009, 08:02:55 PMQuote from: mistyeyed on October 11, 2009, 07:51:43 PM
O karon nagkasinabot namo? Ako wa pa ko kahibalo ug unsay dagway sa chikinini.
Mist, naay chikinini nga agukoy, naa puy chikinini nga amimihig. Ang chikinini nga dakog pinaakan, mao nay chikinini nga amimihig!
#87375
General Topic / Re: Chikinini
October 11, 2009, 08:00:30 PM
Actually, ang agukoy dako pud ang pikas paak, but not as obviously bigger kaysa one claw sa laki nga amimihig. Ig-agaw ra ni sila, so posible nga in most places agukoy ang generic nga tawag nilang tanan, he he.
#87376
General Topic / Re: Chikinini
October 11, 2009, 07:50:35 PM
Ha ha ha. Wa diay ta magkasinabot. Ang giingon nimong agukoy maoy gitawag nahog amimihig. Kanang dako pikas paak is amimihig for me (fiddler crab sa Manigles); ang agukoy is ghost crab, nga halos dili makita kay mo-blend sa grey-brown sand.
#87377
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Are You Weak When You Cry?
October 11, 2009, 07:46:03 PM
Ningtago tinuod pero sabaan jamo.
#87378
General Topic / Re: Chikinini
October 11, 2009, 07:42:30 PM
Amimihig man tingali nang colorful og paak, Marl; ang agukoy kay drab man, mostly greyish.
Sa baybayon sa imong sampot
Ang mga amimihig naglibot-libot.
Sa baybayon sa imong sampot
Ang mga amimihig naglibot-libot.
#87379
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Mga Sulat na Sumbunganan
October 11, 2009, 07:38:20 PM
Laylay na kaajo, morag matangtang na.
#87380
General Topic / Re: Bonjour and Hasta La Vista Baby
October 11, 2009, 07:35:17 PMQuote from: catalina on October 11, 2009, 07:28:37 PM
kay adto man ang dali hiloton.kay maaskil pod ang gihilot
He he, dili na pud kinahanglan pisliton og kusog. Pwede hapjod-hapjod lang.
#87382
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Mga Sulat na Sumbunganan
October 11, 2009, 07:30:39 PM
Dili tuod mahurot nang itloga pero kon palabian og tamoy-tamoy moukyot unja dugay maulian.
#87383
General Topic / Re: Bonjour and Hasta La Vista Baby
October 11, 2009, 07:27:17 PMQuote from: mistyeyed on October 11, 2009, 07:25:29 PM
Bwahahaha.tungod kay naay nalaktawan mo hubag ang giagi-an.
Ang peligro kon ang nagmasahe maoy gihubagan.
#87384
General Topic / Re: Bonjour and Hasta La Vista Baby
October 11, 2009, 07:25:44 PM
Oi, bag-o na man pud og avatar si Deep Blue. Mora man nig example sa German version sa tai chi chuan.
#87385
General Topic / Re: Bonjour and Hasta La Vista Baby
October 11, 2009, 07:22:19 PMQuote from: catalina on October 11, 2009, 07:18:19 PM
si hubs ate.kay masahi na way laktaw
Naay malaktawan usahay, pero naa juy dili makalimtan og hapit, he he.
#87386
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Are You Weak When You Cry?
October 11, 2009, 07:18:50 PM
Ang gugma dili angay hilakan, pero ang impatso, makahilak jud ka.
#87387
General Topic / Re: Chikinini
October 11, 2009, 07:16:41 PMQuote from: mistyeyed on October 11, 2009, 07:07:02 PM
Nganong nahiwi man? Kay gikan napiit?
Nanghiwi ba, he he, diwalwal sa dila, parehas sa pikat. Sa Tagalog pa, belat.
#87388
Love Talk / Re: The Sexiest Scent for Women
October 11, 2009, 07:13:20 PM
Hala, daghan man diayng kuskos-balungos ning licorice. Katjubong na lang aron madali!
#87389
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Mga Sulat na Sumbunganan
October 11, 2009, 07:10:57 PM
Dili man na pwede tunlon. Makasamot nag kagutom.
#87390
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Are You Weak When You Cry?
October 11, 2009, 07:07:13 PM
Mao nga cry na lang...
#87391
General Topic / Re: Chikinini
October 11, 2009, 07:05:13 PMQuote from: mistyeyed on October 11, 2009, 06:57:35 PM
Almuranas daw ang mo gawas ug mo utong.
Morag dila nga nanghiwi.
#87392
General Topic / Re: Bonjour and Hasta La Vista Baby
October 11, 2009, 07:03:42 PMQuote from: catalina on October 11, 2009, 07:00:03 PM
ang lawas maoy mobali
Ang lawas maoy bali? Kanay nindot, kay pasumangil lang nga ningsandig, unja diay to,...
#87393
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Mga Sulat na Sumbunganan
October 11, 2009, 07:01:28 PMQuote from: mistyeyed on October 11, 2009, 06:59:41 PM
Hahaha..Bahala ug di ko ka graduate sa training..
Nah, magutman jud ka, kay you can eat only what you find.
#87394
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Mga Sulat na Sumbunganan
October 11, 2009, 07:00:10 PM
Oops. Bwahaha, lizard eggs ang kan-on, oi, dili matag-tiki!
#87395
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Are You Weak When You Cry?
October 11, 2009, 06:57:39 PM
Exempted tingali gihapon, kay ang ahong burden wala man sa heart kon dili sa large intestine, bwahaha.
#87396
General Topic / Re: Chikinini
October 11, 2009, 06:55:04 PMQuote from: catalina on October 11, 2009, 05:23:22 PM
basin naay nag ong ong sa lobot hubs
Bwahaha. Basin ninggawas ang kandiis sa pag-inutong.
#87397
General Topic / Re: Bonjour and Hasta La Vista Baby
October 11, 2009, 06:50:54 PMQuote from: catalina on October 11, 2009, 05:52:21 PM
baliha imo sinina ate
Ang nakaparat kay naghubo man sija, as in completely naked. Way mabali.
#87398
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Mga Sulat na Sumbunganan
October 11, 2009, 06:47:28 PM
Naa man na sa jungle survival training. Pwede gani kan-on ang hulmigas.
#87399
General Topic / Re: On the Illuminati
October 11, 2009, 05:25:45 PMQuote from: BlueAngel on October 10, 2009, 03:12:27 AM
well, now nah, i know, doncha wori peps coz we are just small fishes "ibis ug pata" ra ta,
Dagko ra gani nang ibis ug pata, BlauEngel, kita gagmay pas semilya sa turnos, lusot-lusot ra ta sa pukot nga pikot.
#87400
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Mga Sulat na Sumbunganan
October 11, 2009, 05:20:06 PM
Kana bajang itlog sa tiki kay parehas sa itlog sa manok except nga gagmay lang. Mao rang sustansyaha.
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