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#86801
Health and Food / Re: Tell us about "Sukang Pinakurat"
October 22, 2009, 06:55:50 PM
Quote from: catalina on October 22, 2009, 06:02:49 PM
tungod kay wa ungara sa kabaw

nga gibatnan sa taga tigbaw
#86802
Quote from: catalina on October 22, 2009, 05:59:43 PM
plaza miranda......dako og b**at

Bwahaha. Mao diay bombahanan. ;D
#86803
Bwahaha. Tua ra ka, Mist, oi, ubos ni Godfather-- Si Marilyn Mistyeyed Monroe! ;D
#86804
Philippine Laws / Re: Bomba
October 22, 2009, 03:12:23 PM
Tungod ba kaha sa "pumping", he he? O kaha kay panahon to sa kaguliyang (We "bombed out"--the genre arose from those troubled years prior to the declaration of martial law).
#86805
Philippine Laws / Re: Bomba
October 22, 2009, 02:53:06 PM
Quote from: nat-cast on October 22, 2009, 10:15:11 AM
...kay daghang mu boto while watching the movie?

Bwahaha. Silent explosions! ;D
#86806
Quote from: taga tigbao on October 22, 2009, 02:32:05 PM
mura ug tahor/ korek = nagpamao-mao, kasagaran ni isulti sa mga bata ba nga ang nilihukan mura na ug dinagko

pa-ombre-ombre - same meaning (gikan tingali ni sa Spanish nga hombre)
#86807
Health and Food / Re: Tell us about "Sukang Pinakurat"
October 22, 2009, 02:28:32 PM
Quote from: catalina on October 22, 2009, 12:07:27 PM
bahaw na bibingkaha kay nahiwi na.

Nangliki ang mga ngabil sa liki tungod sa kabahaw.
#86808
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 22, 2009, 01:39:02 PM
ataya ba ning piktyura ni...beh beh beh...sugod ta sa pinakadaplin...si charlie chaplin ng nagtuk-ong nga nakablack hat tapos sa taas niya kay si beethoven or mozart or tchaikovsky ng nagpiano nga gitaparan ni hitler ug ni confucius nga naka green robe sa may barko dapit perting posing ni bruce lee..si napoleon bonaparte ba ning naggunit ug gitara? sa red table si lincoln tapad niya si mao tse tung..(grabe nalibat nako ani) si queen elizabeth man guro ning baye nila tapos sa baba nag inusara sa einstein....kaning nagdala ug karnero ug uban pang hayop si noah gyud ni...namali d i ko kaning nakakabayo ug puti si napoleon bonaparte ni...kaning naka kabayo isa si kublai khan guro ni.. naa pod si che guevarra ug fidel castro tapad sa kabayong puti...(sakita na sa mata oi...doble na akong panan-aw) lastly, si gandhi kaning naka red robe...


mao ra makaya sa akong mga mata....tama ba ko tanan? ;D

Ms. Lolla, kanang naggunit og gitara ibabaw ni Stalin, di ba si Elvis Presley na? Unja kanang tupad ni Shakespeare (kaila jud ko ani kay mao ni ang nawong sa frontispiece sa libro sa gamay pa ko), mao tingali si Mozart.

Naa pud diay si Putin nagtungok tupad ni Tyson. (Unja na pud ko motan-aw og usab kay nagluha na ahong mata.)
#86809
Hain ba dapit si Lincoln, Jan?
#86810
Kon mangihi ka sa kalibonan, ingna, "Tabi", kay kon dili, mohubag ang imoha.
#86811
Quote from: glacier_71 on October 22, 2009, 12:18:24 PM
sus, una nakong basa abi ko og "dakog b****t" whahahaha

Bwahaha. Klaro nga naa permi ni sa imong hunahuna, Bay Glace. ;D
#86812
Quote from: catalina on October 22, 2009, 12:09:25 PM
di man god ma kubtan nija hubs,

Bwahaha. Ngano man, Cat, kay lihokan?
#86813
Quote from: catalina on October 22, 2009, 12:05:26 PM
mao na,pikas kamot kaon,pikas kamot trabaho.

Unsa na man ni, input-output perpetual-motion machine? Bwahaha. ;D
#86814
Quote from: glacier_71 on October 22, 2009, 11:49:57 AM
mahimo tang malnourished tan-awon ana. hahahaha

tan-awa jud ning kabuang ninyo Tigbao ug Hubag, nigawas na hinoon ning ka-batod ni Inday. hahaha

Ning-angkon man gud kang "occasionally", Bay Glace. Tan-awa si Bay Tigs, "never" jud ijang tubag. ;D
#86815
Health and Food / Re: Tell us about "Sukang Pinakurat"
October 22, 2009, 12:01:23 PM
Quote from: catalina on October 22, 2009, 11:52:21 AM
kay motak om ang liki

Motak-om pero mahiwi. ;D
#86816
Quote from: glacier_71 on October 22, 2009, 09:33:30 AM
tila dang kit kit  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Mora mag nagkaon og buwad nga putpot. ;D
#86817
Quote from: taga tigbao on October 22, 2009, 10:18:12 AM
Aguy, gikan pa ko sa reflection mao man dajon ni ahong nabasahan. ;D

Mao jud tingali ni imong swerte, Bay Tigs. ;D
#86818
He he, on the other hand, di ba naa say rape nga dili brutal? ;D
#86819
Bisan kon patsamba-tsamba lang, naa jud kay maigo ani kay famous people gud, he he. Anyway, ang obvious una... Klaro si Einstein sa foreground. Sa center red table, from the right of the viewer, Si Mao, then, Lincoln, then Picasso. Bruce Lee is up there, in white undershirt. Che and Fidel are under the pyramids, near where Arafat also is.  Sa red table diay naa pud si Karl Marx ug si Stalin.  Si Gandhi naa sa lower right quadrant, as is Van Gogh. Sa upper right quadrant naa si Pavarotti in his famous pose, red sleeve, to the left of Prince Charles. Tua sab si Lenin sa upper left, and farthest to the upper right, si Dante Alighieri. O, more than 10 na. (Sakto na kay hapit na ko malibat.)
#86820
Quote from: indaymen50 on Yesterday at 11:35:20 AM

Just  be  yourself...

Quote from: glacier_71 on October 22, 2009, 06:39:10 AM
mao ni ako motto karong mga panahona, nang inday.  ;D

Dili man kaha "Just do it yourself", Bay Glace, bwahaha. ;D
#86821
General Topic / Re: YOU WONT ALWAYS GET WAT U WANTED...
October 22, 2009, 08:37:03 AM
Quote from: catalina on October 21, 2009, 07:49:12 PM
mist minjo na
hahhahha

Ikaw jud, Cat, dirty-minded jud ka, nag-blush si Misty, o, bwahaha. ;D
#86822
He he, clinical man jamo ning injong terminology. Kanang idiomatic kuno. ;D
#86823
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on October 22, 2009, 12:37:35 AM
abi nako ug moingon "nag anam nag kadako ang buslot sa lubot aron lang makaskwela".

Bwahaha. Kon paminawon ni mora mag perming nagpalubot para naay ibayad sa tuition. ;D
#86824
Sakto ni, pero dili lang klaro kay wala man butangi og symbols. Sama sa Hotel de Mercedes pananglitan (to show the nearest example), kon tan-awon lang nimo sa mapa, dili ka kahibawo kon asa jud ni. In fact, it's misleading here, kay it's actually on Pelaez but on your right if you come from Colon.  Unya kining Cebu Appliance Center, di ba sa Juan Luna man ni? Pero dili klaro diri.
#86825
Ahong sabot aning brutality is that it can even be methodical.
#86826
Talking of height, naa man tay world record. Current title holder man gani tingali ta. Shortest lang, dili tallest. Dugay-dugay pud tang nag-enjoy ani. Pila na lang hinuon ka buwan wala na ni, although there have been (and reportedly there still are) patriotic attempts to maintain it. ;D
#86827
Quote from: taga tigbao on October 21, 2009, 04:46:36 PM
kugmong nalawos sa udtong tutok = way energy, mura luja kaajo ang lihok ug pangisip, gikapoy kaajo

Bwahaha. Baliktad diay sa bateriya nga painitan aron mobalik ang energy! ;D
#86828
Weird and Extreme / Crocodiles wait for human food!
October 22, 2009, 07:57:37 AM
Australian man spends 12 hours up tree as crocs circle

Tue Oct 20, 3:20 am ET

SYDNEY (AFP) â€" An Australian man Tuesday described spending 12 hours clinging to a tree branch "like a koala bear" as crocodiles circled beneath him after his boat ran aground in the country's north.

Stan Martell said he climbed the tree after he fell asleep while out on a boat on the crocodile-infested Lynne River in the north of Western Australia state, and awoke to find the boat jammed under a tree and filled with water.

Martell said he spent Friday night in fear that the tree branch would break.

"I crawled up as high as I could, and just sat there like a koala bear all night," he told national broadcaster ABC.

He said he was "a bit wary about the crocs. I saw two crocs right where I was, one was a big one, and one was about 10 foot (three metres).

"I didn't want to go swimming anywhere, so I just sat there watching my boat and thinking, I can't believe this has just happened."

Martell said rescuers found him the next morning after he activated his satellite phone and emergency radio beacon.

Local police Sergeant John Kazandsis said while Martell only saw two crocodiles, "there would have been plenty more under the water."
#86829
Quote from: catalina on October 21, 2009, 07:55:01 PM
kay ang juice sariwa presko kaajo.

Perfect ang pagka-oval sa ulo, morag healthy sperm. ;D
#86830
putol
abis
lunggo
punggot
pul-ong
#86831
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Xmas Wish - Any?
October 21, 2009, 07:59:05 PM
Bay Lindy, pag-wish na lang kaha nga mahimong detachable ang imoha aron mao na lay ipasa-pasa. ;D
#86832
Mao ni hubag nga hinog sa punoan. ;D
#86833
Philippine Showcase / Re: Ulipon sa Gugmang Gi-atay
October 21, 2009, 07:51:36 PM
Quote from: catalina on October 21, 2009, 07:47:39 PM
tambo kay taas kaajo.oi adto rako sa china,then balik dajon oi.gi exit lang nako ako visa aron complete journey ko.

Mao ba nay gitawag og airport to airport?
#86834
Philippine Showcase / Re: Ulipon sa Gugmang Gi-atay
October 21, 2009, 07:45:55 PM
Quote from: catalina on October 21, 2009, 07:42:12 PM
mura na diay og ka pondehon kay gataop taop

Oi? Dali ra lagi imong trip, Cat? Unsang silhiga imong gisakjan? ;D
#86835
How To Tips / Re: Tips on Having Healthy Sperms
October 21, 2009, 07:44:08 PM
Panagsa na lang kuno mopatim-aw  si Bay Tigs kay nahadlok mabaog. Wala pa ra ba kuno sijay liwat. ;D
#86836
Philippine Showcase / Re: Ulipon sa Gugmang Gi-atay
October 21, 2009, 07:40:15 PM
Quote from: indaymen50 on October 21, 2009, 12:03:26 PM
Yati...apil  man  jud   ang  penetration... ;D :D

Penetration? Kini maoy binuhatan sa mga linalang nga matinaupon og tinan-awan. ;D
#86837
Philippine Showcase / Re: Ulipon sa Gugmang Gi-atay
October 21, 2009, 07:38:31 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on October 21, 2009, 07:03:20 PM
Asa naka KAHAng kalderoha ni tongtong akong mga ka Balde karon.? ;D

Natakoban sa kaldero ang mga gutom nga kalag, he he. ;D
#86838
Quote from: catalina on October 19, 2009, 07:56:44 PM
Quote from: Bambi on October 17, 2009, 10:58:20 PM
oh sorry...abi naho ug gibali lang nis mga young at heart...first time i heard this word.
cat, so that means....."pagbantay sa imong kaputli"  kahinumdom kos ahong malditang Lola sa iyang kalingaw pahimangno naho!  Ikaw, utituron kang pagkadalaga, pagbantay gayod inday sa imong  kaputli nga wa kay oten nga mabali! Gi- ahak gjod tong panahona oi!  >:( :(
[/quote

mao nay giingon nga pagbantay sa imo kaputli kay og magisi,dili na mauli.

Parehas diay ni sa itlog sa pari, nga kon mabuak dili na mauli. ;D
#86839
luko
tikuko
tikuskos
tikungkong
#86840

Quote from: glacier_71 on October 21, 2009, 10:42:02 AM
eat all you can, bay hubs ug nat-cast, sa pagkaong HILAW  ;D ;D

SMORGASBRUTSALAD ang saktong tawag ani, bwahaha. ;D
#86841
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on October 21, 2009, 12:28:23 AM
hapoy - kapoy ang lawas
hapyo - hapyod


He he, ang hapo pwedeng hapoy ug ang hapyod pwedeng hapyo. ;D
#86842
berdeg dugo - bajot
#86843
Facts and Trivia / Re: Between Your Legs
October 21, 2009, 04:22:44 PM
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre between your legs
#86844
Quote from: PR0CESS0R on Today at 01:21:01 PM
Kanus-a pa kaha magtukod ang Pilipinas ug pang world record building?
Quote from: lalyoo on October 21, 2009, 03:26:07 PM
Maybe year 2050

Too optimistic, he he. ;D
#86845
Klap! Klap! Klap! Hapa jud ko nimo, Mist, sa kaabtik mopahaum og mga pulong. Hinaut unta nga mahiluna na ang mga kalag si Sabs ug Tigs karon nga ang hubag nahiluna na sa ijang lungag. ;D
#86846
Sigi, kaberks, kalaki una mog balak-balak diha, kay aho pang ipakaon, este, pakan-on ang ahong itoy. Pagkalingaw mog linabayay og huyuhoy nga pinakatay! ;D
#86847
Bwahaha. Mosamot kog kahuboy ani ron! Hinay-hinay lang, Mist, samtang wa pay gawsanan ang hubag. ;D
#86848
Hay salamat, Sabs, kay safe ang title nga imong gipili. Sigi na, Mist, ipagawas na ang makantalitahon mong mga linya. ;D
#86849
How To Tips / Re: Tips on Having Healthy Sperms
October 21, 2009, 02:56:47 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on October 21, 2009, 02:54:47 PM
Nag check na sila Tigs ug healthy ba jud imong sperm.. ;D

Sa laing bahin, ang gi-check ni Cat ang agianan sa sperm... ;D
#86850
Quote from: PR0CESS0R on October 21, 2009, 02:25:28 PM
Unsa ka epektibo ang ilang frisking sa mga malls? Ngano makalusot man gihapon ang armed people?

Wa juy nada nang frisking-frisking. Pa-porma lang. Unsaon naa may mga tigas nga masuko kon i-frisk. Luoy usahay ang sikyo.
#86851
Love Talk / Re: Gisaaran pakaslan naghikog
October 21, 2009, 02:50:54 PM
Quote from: taga tigbao on October 21, 2009, 02:46:19 PM
Lisud na siguro to maulian kay na poison na ijahang utok brain sa rat posion ilabina sa gugma sa tomboy.

Morag nahilo na sijang daan sa tomboy love. Gamay nga rat poison, taliling dajon. ;D
#86852
Quote from: sab_sad on October 21, 2009, 02:46:57 PM
wah mahiluna kay murag nagpangita sa ijang balak jud nga mohaum sa ijang pagkahubag..nyayayayay ;D

Duol-duol nas tinuod, da. Labi na ang mga pulong HAUM ug HUBAG. ;D
#86853
Quote from: sab_sad on October 21, 2009, 02:36:06 PM
special request: himo-i gudnig balak si hubag inday misty arong mahaluna ijang kalag hahhha ;D peace  :D
Quote from: mistyeyed on October 21, 2009, 02:37:57 PM

Tsure at ur service,unsa may imo gusto e title..

Klaroha ninjo, ha, kay dili ra ba kalag naho ang wala mahiluna. ;D
#86854
Love Talk / Re: Gisaaran pakaslan naghikog
October 21, 2009, 02:39:14 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on October 21, 2009, 02:36:51 PM
Mauli-an na ug pakitaon ug utro sa iyang uyab..diba Toy,phychiatrist man ka.

Masochist man ka, Mist. Di na jud hinuon maulian, labi nag makasimhot. ;D
#86855
Quote from: sab_sad on October 21, 2009, 02:32:16 PM
halah pugong jud aron makautot mog pinakatay ;D ;D ;D

Bwahaha. Karon pa ko aning imong expression, Sabs. He he, pero wala man tingali utot nga minolde. ;D
#86856
Have a pleasant flight, Cat. Pangihi daan kay way cat litter sa eroplano, he he. ;D
#86857
Love Talk / Re: Gisaaran pakaslan naghikog
October 21, 2009, 02:31:12 PM
Let's hope nga maulian ra sija sa maajong pangisip, and then not commit the same mistake again.
#86858
Quote from: catalina on October 21, 2009, 02:15:14 PM
oiiiiii,mura man nibalibad wapa pangutan a
hahhahha

Unsa man ni, Cat, ningputak ang nangitlog?

Basta ako, maminao ra sa injong mga tagaotao.

(Morag naay nagpahipi ron nga dako jamog ngisi, da.)

;D - parehas ani
#86859
How To Tips / Re: Tips on Having Healthy Sperms
October 21, 2009, 02:17:58 PM
Quote from: catalina on October 21, 2009, 02:12:56 PM
sagdi kay ako saw on ,unya ako lili on ang ulo

Aron sajon, tan-awa na lang ang porma sa ulo + k. ;D
#86860
How To Tips / Re: Tips on Having Healthy Sperms
October 21, 2009, 02:15:55 PM
Quote from: catalina on October 21, 2009, 02:11:53 PM
ang itlog daw sa USA,makadugang daw og sperm .unjs maka dugang og gana,

Unsa ning itlog sa USA, Cat? US nga manok, or US nga tawo, or what?
#86861
How To Tips / Re: Tips on Having Healthy Sperms
October 21, 2009, 02:14:06 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 21, 2009, 02:08:49 PM
is it true ang tubig sa butong (young coconut) maka dungag ug sperm?

Binuang man na. Ang sperm parehas sa shrub. Kon siging pul-ongan ang shrub, molabong. Parehas sa sperm. Kinahanglan bawasan permi para ma-encourage ang pagsanay. ;D
#86862
How To Tips / Re: Tips on Having Healthy Sperms
October 21, 2009, 02:11:16 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on October 21, 2009, 02:06:07 PM
Bwahahaha..Kanang kang wati,di ta sure ana ug healthy ba kay wa pa man sija ka hulma..kang tuko akong pangutana kay mo sangko man.

He he, naa man kuno sa ulo sa sperm ang ilhanan. Kinahanglan perfectly oval. Kon pihing, baog. ;D
#86863
Quote from: sab_sad on October 21, 2009, 02:01:36 PM
GUGMANG MIPATIM-AW

Gugmang mipatim-aw
Daw aso mipatigbabaw
nga unta dugay rang nahanaw
kauban kaniya sa pagpanaw

Apan gugma mipatim-aw
sa dihang siya nabanhaw
akong dughan mitoyhakaw
nga unta dugay rang nanganaw-kanaw

Gugma nganong ikaw mipatim-aw
sa dughan nga nagpangita og kalinaw
nga sa hangin ra unta nagpahanduraw
aron gugma ko magpabiling tin-aw
sama sa gipangandoy kong lim-aw

(halah sumpay ;D ;D ;D

Kining balaka klaro kaajo kinsay gipahinungdan. Di ba, Mist? Tan-awa ang rhyme, usa ra. Karon, kinsa may naay pangalan nga mo-rhyme ani? ;D
#86864
Tawhay jamo kay perti mag lubrication... ;D
#86865
How To Tips / Re: Tips on Having Healthy Sperms
October 21, 2009, 02:02:39 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on October 21, 2009, 02:00:26 PM
Bwahahaha..ang pangutan ana karon..Healthy kaha ang sperm adto niya..

Makalibog na man ni, oi. Kinsang sperm? Sa tuko o sa wati? ;D
#86866
Love Talk / Re: Gisaaran pakaslan naghikog
October 21, 2009, 02:00:36 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 21, 2009, 01:56:45 PM
yes, fourth year high school naa jud siya bf, tapos syempre bata pa ug hunahuna, gibiyaan sa iyang bf...kadtong tomboy iya ra pod to klasmeyt sa HS...bale, gi fulfill sa tomboy kung unsa man ang wala niya nakit-an sa iyang ex-bf...dugay sila nag-uyab, naglive-in pa...didto lang to sila naglabo when she (my friend) decided nga mag JAPAN para daw mo asenso ilang kahimtang, mao to sa wala nila pagkasinabot, gibiyaan siya sa tomboy ug mao nato nahitabo sa iyang life...

So imbis sa Japan, sa mental hospital sija nitugpa? Tsk3x. Hadlok tingali ang tomboy nga kon tua na sija sa Japan, makaujab sijag Hapon...
#86867
How To Tips / Re: Tips on Having Healthy Sperms
October 21, 2009, 01:56:57 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on October 21, 2009, 01:52:31 PM


Bwahahaha..Tuko nga daku ug mo lukso dayon mo sangko.bow.. ;D

Moabot sa baba sa atay? Maoy gidangat. Kini maoy tinuod nga gugmang giatay, bwahaha. ;D
#86868
How To Tips / Re: Tips on Having Healthy Sperms
October 21, 2009, 01:55:39 PM
Quote from: catalina on October 21, 2009, 01:49:59 PM
sagdi lang hubs og way purol.mura ra bitaw og WATI.

Bwahaha. Unsay buot nimong ipasabot, Cat, dili maigo sa radiation tungod sa kagamay? ;D
#86869
Quote from: ms da binsi on October 21, 2009, 01:37:54 PM
hala taympa ang mga IRANIAN raba kay mo silot sad ug UMBA MUMBA! kay mo mumba gani na sila ug donkey!!!

kana pang high na daan???

hahahahhah!

Tuod no? Death by umba mumba? Pero sajop ang giingon nga "2 Pinoys FACING death", kay magtalikod man, bwahaha!
#86870
Love Talk / Re: Gisaaran pakaslan naghikog
October 21, 2009, 01:45:40 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 21, 2009, 01:43:26 PM
mao lagi..wala nko balita atong friend nako ba...in my experience, nakabati ko ato ug semi-depression, kaon tulog nlang ko atong panahona, d ko ganahan mogawas sa kwarto, mghilak permi, blanko jud panghunahuna, until gi agi nako ug prayer nga unta makamove nako....so, i wrote a journal about my experience, and slowly nakarecover nako...

Kadtong imong amiga, Ms. Lolla, wala ba to sija makasuway og lalaki? Grabe man gud ka-in-despair. ';D
#86871
Quote from: taga tigbao on October 21, 2009, 12:14:12 PM
From the abyss..;D

Mora man nig bottomless pit; manganawkanaw ang atoa ani. ;D
#86872
Quote from: glacier_71 on October 21, 2009, 10:49:58 AM
if you're hurt in love, it means you are learning to open yourself and be embraced by the claws of your emotions.  ;D
It also means that your opening has been pierced by the piston of desire. ;D
#86873
Quote from: catalina on October 21, 2009, 11:39:05 AM
MGA LAHING HAPON,diay mo

Hapon jud, kay naa may seaweed parehas sa miso soup. ;D
#86874
Quote from: mistyeyed on October 21, 2009, 01:17:34 PM

Bwahahaha..pangutan-a ang taga maynila kay nagkasakit ang ubang tao ron tungod sa ilaga.

Aw, mangutana diay ta ni Bay Tigs. ;D
#86875
Quote from: mistyeyed on October 21, 2009, 01:17:34 PM

Bwahahaha..pangutan-a ang taga maynila kay nagkasakit ang ubang tao ron tungod sa ilaga.

Ihi man to, dili man tae. ;D
#86876
Lisod ni, Mist, kay wa man mi kahibawo unsay hitsura sa tae sa ilaga. ;D
#86877
Love Talk / Re: Gisaaran pakaslan naghikog
October 21, 2009, 01:11:03 PM
Makabuang jud diay tong tomboya. Tiaw moy na-mental hospital. Paet. Giti(l)aw-ti(l)awan lamang diay si Inday. ;D
#86878
How To Tips / Re: Tips on Having Healthy Sperms
October 21, 2009, 01:02:00 PM
Quote from: Candijaynon on October 21, 2009, 12:57:26 PM
K ra pud basta masalipdan ang dapat masalipdan

Bwahaha. Ngano man diay nis Bay Tigs, Candz? Mag-TB nga way purol? ;D
#86879
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Perfection in Imperfections
October 21, 2009, 12:59:44 PM
Medjo switik ning banaha, maajong pagkabitik sa asawa. ;D
#86880
Quote from: taga tigbao on October 21, 2009, 12:48:21 PM
Lain man pud nang imo bay hubs kay magpuli puli man ug sud - mura man na ug lubkanan, ang kadtong ahoa posporo ra to. :D
Quote from: Candijaynon on October 21, 2009, 12:49:13 PM
Pokpok diay na nga lungon kung pulipulihan

Diha man gud toy laing thread nga magnegosyo kuno si Ms. Raquel og CASKET FOR RENT. ;D
#86881
How To Tips / Re: Tips on Having Healthy Sperms
October 21, 2009, 12:50:10 PM
Quote from: Candijaynon on October 20, 2009, 09:05:58 PM
Bitaw kay makabaog ra ba kuno ang sige atubang ug computer

Bay Tigs, pagtuon nag dukdok nga patakilid, ajaw nang atubang kay makabaog kuno. ;D
#86882
Quote from: taga tigbao on October 21, 2009, 12:22:51 PM
Usa kalungon daghang nahaum. Unsa man bi?

Unsa man ang mohaum ani, magdungan o magpuli-puli? Kay kon magpuli-puli, aw, klaro kon unsa. ;D
#86883

Quote from: fdaray on October 21, 2009, 11:44:17 AM
Gidok-dok ang ulo aron mosinaw.

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 21, 2009, 12:15:30 PM

Lansang. ::)

Nganong lansang gud tawon. Gidukdok ang ulo aron motaop ang tumoy, kini lansang. ;D
#86884
Nindot jud kon kahinumdom tas atong damgo. Up to one-third of our lives are spent in sleep. Aside from getting needed rest, nindot pud nga we acquire more "experiences" from our dreams. ;D
#86885
Quote from: nat-cast on October 21, 2009, 10:32:40 AM
so ang pasabut ba sa "brutsalad" ..... "ang pagkain ng pek-pek" na klase-klase...hehehehehehe

Bwahaha. Eat all you can diay! ;D
#86886
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Today's Advice
October 21, 2009, 10:32:48 AM
Quote from: BlueAngel on October 21, 2009, 07:00:35 AM
Hikawi sya ayaw, magbasol jud ka  ;D

Hikaw hayang
Hako....

;D
#86887
Love Talk / Re: Gisaaran pakaslan naghikog
October 21, 2009, 10:25:13 AM
Quote from: glacier_71 on October 21, 2009, 10:18:42 AM
kuyaw ra ba pod mo-brutsa ning tomboy kono.

Labi na kuno nang de-bolita ang dila. ;D
#86888
Love Talk / Re: Gisaaran pakaslan naghikog
October 21, 2009, 10:24:05 AM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 21, 2009, 10:16:43 AM
i agree...vice versa pod...i had a girl friend gibulagan ug tomboy, ni inom ug rat poison.... she survive kaya lang her brain was damage, useless gihapon iyang life kay tu-a na sa mental hospital... i was so angry with her because of being a narrow-minded person and at the same time, i pitied her for what happened to her...

Tsk3x. Luoy. Another good p*ssy down the drain...
#86889
Quote from: glacier_71 on October 20, 2009, 11:46:01 PM
excellent observation, mist. hahaha. from the bottom of your kuan jud ning obserbasyona. hehehe

Dili lang tingali sa bottom, Bay Glace. Sa deepest recesses jud--sa ato pa, sa kulkugonon nga bahin. ;D
#86890
Quote from: mistyeyed on Yesterday at 01:22:31 PM
Observation: kining mga boto-an..moingon ug ilove u ug ka kuanon sila..   Ang baje pod pa gahi gahi aron sige ma ingnan ug ilove you..


suhito jud ka bahin og kuan, moist, er, mist, he he. ;D
#86891
Sports and Fitness / Re: LEPTOSPIROSIS
October 21, 2009, 10:14:13 AM
Maajo gani kay dili maka-infect ang human urine. ;D
#86892
Tingali makaseguro ta nga dili unsa ka-savage ang treatment nila, dili sama aning estoryaha:

Three explorers who were walking through the African forest were caught by tribesmen.

After the three had rested, the male chief came up to Explorer 1 and said, "You have two choices to get out of here: death or ten minutes of umba momba." Explorer 1 thought that umba momba had to be better than death, so he said, "I'll take umba momba." The chief smiled at him, made him bend then started having sex with him for ten minutes. Then he let Explorer 1 go.

He proceeded to the Explorer 2. "You have two choices: death or 30 minutes of umba momba." Explorer 2, not wanting to die, picked half an hour of umba momba. The chief had his way with him for 30 minutes, then let him go.

Finally, he told Explorer 3, the group leader, "OK, death or 1 hour of umba momba." Explorer 3, showing great courage, answered defiantly: "Death." The chief signalled for his lieutenants to join him, then addressed Explorer 3, "Okay. You will die--by umba momba!"
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Quote from: glacier_71 on October 21, 2009, 09:32:52 AM
yawards hahahahahha. segunda ra ko ninyo ni bay hubag, bay bedo. ahehehe

Bwahaha. Wala ta anang panungkab, oi. Babha man pud atong tinai kon maaktohan.;D
#86894
Some people are just more imaginative than others. Daghang hapit mamatay pero wa juy ikasugilon inig maulian na. (Naa puy uban nga dakong buhi pero maajong mo-imbentog NDEs.)
#86895
General Topic / Re: YOU WONT ALWAYS GET WAT U WANTED...
October 21, 2009, 09:32:02 AM
Quote from: Ryard on October 21, 2009, 08:50:50 AM
I do know bro that she has..martyr as i am...love truly blinds you...

Jealousy is said to fuel love, even for those who are not "martyrs". Tinuod kaha ni?
#86896
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Xmas Wish - Any?
October 21, 2009, 09:27:31 AM
Encoded message ning kang BlueAngel. A crack for a crack, bwahaha. ;D
#86897
Portent of another wave of religious riots? Dili ba kaha Hindu s*** ang gipakaon?
#86898
Quote from: BlueAngel on October 21, 2009, 08:47:29 AM
aha ach so, i should let my eyes²baby act like a lightning
nevah let d thunderstorm carries me away ?  ::) ;D

Just follow your nose and avoid foul-smelling thunderstorms, Blue... ;D
#86899
Quote from: glacier_71 on October 21, 2009, 09:00:06 AM
aehehehhe. bitaw sa.

ang ako lang pod, kung daghang intsik naka-gamot diri, nganong wa may nakakat-on nato og Wushu? bisan na lang og manag-ing ba samtang nakakita sa mga intsik nagkamolong dupa-dupa ug sipa-sipa?

Ang Insik kay more or less bisan asang dapit sa Pinas man, pero ang mga Bombay, morag mas daghan man sa ato. Di ba daghan sa ato nga Bombay og nawong (Bombay pud og baho, bwahaha). Sa Cebu, for instance, where I lived for quite some time, mas dyutay man ang Bombay as a percentage of the general population.

Morag gitago sa mga Insik ang ilang naantigohan nga pangamot, sama nga ilang gitago ang ilang mga baje from the local male population. ;D
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Quote from: BlueAngel on October 21, 2009, 08:32:15 AM
wet and digging to d most extent ! ngew
Quote from: glacier_71 on October 21, 2009, 08:48:59 AM
sa dinali-dali nagkamolo pang gawas, bay hubs, ug gihigda na lang. mao tingali tong gahangos pa ang asawa kay wa pa mahuman. whahahaha.

Kaluoy kon kuwang sa dugkal. Labi na kon gidali-dali og ibot. (Unsa kahay sound, ha ha.)

Nah, aburido jud. ;D