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Quote from: bugsay on January 29, 2010, 11:16:37 PM

di ba kaha mosamot ug kalibog si bai Tigbao ani?...

naghisgut na man ning sambingay ni bai Hubs ug land title.....basin baya ug makabayad si bai Tigs ug buhis ani....nyahahahahaha

Bwahaha. Hinuon, buhis may tujo sa cadastral survey. Ang pangutana unsay gamiton ni Bay Tigs pagbayad sa buhis, basig ang mohon ra pud!

Quote from: bugsay on January 29, 2010, 11:20:47 PM
kon asa si Blue?

kon blue ba gihapon

Quote from: catalina on November 16, 2009, 02:33:10 PM
basin karon pa mahitabo

wa lang ta masajod

Bilib ko. Bata ang ninggawas, ang uban igit ra man.

Quote from: benelynne on December 23, 2009, 12:14:50 AM
Mas komun man gud sa NZ ang sheep teats busa nabag-ohan ang driver.

Bwahaha. Gusto na pud sa driver makatilaw og human teats.

Quote from: ms da binsi on August 02, 2008, 03:11:03 AM


my banana at the canyon in UTAH...


can you share yours?

Kinsa kunoy mo-share sa ilang mga banana!

Peace, Ms. MDB.

Quote from: lapyahan on January 29, 2010, 09:57:10 PM
ako sad, bag-o pa gyud nga member.

Welcome, Inday (or Ondoy ?) Lapyahan. Welcome pud, Mr. Lionshearth. Si Day Estarirs ug Day Liliana aho na man tingaling natimbaja earlier.

Quote from: fdaray on November 27, 2009, 11:24:39 AM
Ang inahan si Lucia, ang amahan si Fernando. Ilang gi combine ang ilang mga pangalan sa ilang anak.
"Lucifer" na lang ang ngalan kay Biblical man sad," matud sa amahan.

Bwahaha!

Quote from: catalina on November 27, 2009, 04:11:15 PM
gikujawan na nimo hubs

Ngano man tawon, nga dili man makahilo ahong laway...

An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
--Ambrose Bierce

L- Lipay
B - Basta
M - Makaugbok

Quote from: bugsay on January 29, 2010, 09:03:46 PM

diha nalang ko mangutana nimo sa sunod kay mas makasabot ko nimo kay sa wikipedia.....hehehehe

Bwahaha. Di ko kaseguro nga klaro ahong explanation, pero seguro ko nga many Wikipedia entries are full of errors. ( No comment on some TB posts. )

Bwahaha. Kon tinuod nga wa pa ikaugbok ang mohon, labing seguro nga hingpit na ang pag-usisa sa ugbokanan. Gani, basin og permi nang gidulit-dul-it ang hubon sa mohon sa simod sa ugbokanan. Labing seguro, human na ang cadastral survey; aw, kapila na kaha intawon balik-baliki og survey ang lote samtang gahuwat nga mapirmahan ang Transfer Certificate of Title.

Flying coffin strikes again!

Quote from: Michael Ligalig on January 29, 2010, 08:45:52 PM

With Lapus at the helm of the organization this year, he said he will also focus on the peace process and its inclusion in education in the Philippines.

Doy Jes, pag chur oi.

Quote from: bugsay on January 28, 2010, 11:48:56 PM
unsa man nang "condom king" bai Hubs...nga ang king mismo nag gamit sab ug condom?

He he, dili si King Bhumibol, Bay Bugs, dihay birth control activist (I forgot his name) nga epektibo kaajong nag-promote og birth control methods, ang tawag adto niya "condom king". Dili nato apilon ang hari, basig makasala tag lese majeste.

Bitaw, morag ang Buddhism dili man rabid opponent of birth control.

Quote from: bugsay on January 29, 2010, 06:59:44 PM

sikil - ?

sikil - siwil?
liksi - jump about

Quote from: nat-cast on January 28, 2010, 11:56:23 PM
jan. 2010

Oi, unsa man ning giputos og puti? Baboy ni?   

Quote from: bugsay on January 28, 2010, 08:30:34 PM

gihubog gyud diay nimo's pare?

Bisag di pa naho tabangan, mahubog ra to gihapon, bwahaha!

Quote from: bugsay on January 29, 2010, 04:14:00 PM
dapat i -expel na ni si Inday Misty kay bag-o lang naminyo..

Kadtong dugay rang naminyo, dili ra...

Age gap nga 16 years? Mora diay mo nilang Tom Cruise ug Katie Holmes...

likis - entwine
silik - fin
kilis - wash (rice or corn) before cooking
lisik - testicle

Quote from: taga tigbao on January 29, 2010, 04:20:30 PM
dagat = sea
tagad =
tagda =
datag =
gatad =

dagat - sea
tagad - aes
datag - sae
gatad - eas

Yessshhhhh!

Quote from: bugsay on January 29, 2010, 03:59:10 PM
naa po'y dunot na...patud pa nila....naa poy humot pa jamo...ang asawa...bwhahahaha

Kini maoy dili angay gamiton isip diaper. Gamiton lang, period.

Quote from: jas4 on January 29, 2010, 11:00:12 AM
Tom Dobbs: [quoting Benjamin Franklin] Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.

Man of the Year (2006)

This is a timely quote. Naa tay daghang diapers nga gilabhan kunohay, unja gamitog usab bisag nanimaho pa!

lubot
tubol
butol
bulto

hoy - hey
hoyhoy - droopy (shoulders)

puTOT - petite
PUtot - infant coconut fruit

Morag nagsugod man ning ilang success in birth control in the late 80's with the famous "condom king". Sakto, it's been a generation since then.

Quote from: insurectus on January 27, 2010, 07:54:02 PM
Maka uga pod og tilaok mao na wala gana ikaon kay lisod
itulon ang mga kahibaw na mogamit mao mag andam permi og noodles

Quote from: bugsay on January 27, 2010, 08:09:06 PM

suheto kaayo ayyy....sige seguro nig palatay.

Taym sa ra gud, Bay Bugs, di ba ikaw mismo ang niingon nga noodles ang permi nimong kan-on?

Gusto untang dapatan sa bana ang uwagan niyang asawa apan abtik kining nakalihay mao nga ang naghagiyos niyang kumo wala gani makadapat sa nawong sa babaye. Ang bana na hinuon ang nasarasay maoy hinungdan nga ningdapat sa sawog ang gabitay niyang lagay.

Kinahanglang sul-oban og brief aron dili malugpitan!

Ang mamalit aning double-dead meat kay mga carinderia operators kuno...

Quote from: bugsay on January 28, 2010, 09:50:34 AM
wa kay imoha diha bai Hubs.....kadtong nagbugok kag bahal sa patintihan...nga nasalipdan imong nawong sa bol?..hehehe

Bwahaha. Di sa to nato ipagawas, Bay Bugs, kay ang naklaro adtong piktyura nagkandidato karon, basig mawad-an tag kumpare sa inom!    

"I see dead people." 

kagang - land crab
kagangkagang - rickety (as in car)

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on January 28, 2010, 09:04:02 AM
Nanguwag!

Namega!

Nangarengkeng!

Adto ni sa Binisaya: Daghang Pulong, Usa Ray Buot Ipasabot.

Kitakits ta didto, Bay BQN!

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on January 28, 2010, 09:04:02 AM
Nanguwag!

Namega!

Nangarengkeng!

Nasaag lagi ni, Bay BQN.

Quote from: taga tigbao on January 28, 2010, 09:00:48 AM
tulo = three
tulo = drops (n)
utol = brother
luto = (adj) cooked, (n.) cooked rice
ulot = (adj.) itum as in Negro

utol = brother       

Di man tingali ni Binisaya, Bay Tigs. Badlongon ka ani ni Bay Koddi.

Di ba naa puy luto nga blister ug luto nga lubos itom?

Quote from: bugsay on January 28, 2010, 09:22:55 AM
sorry bro, na misinterpret lang........gipapas bitaw nako.....hehehehhe

tudloe nya kog French nga yawyaw bro...kay aron magsige tag yawyaw diri...bwahhahahah

buko - as in buko sa kawajan
buko - as in gibuko ang bakakon
beaucoup - daghan; kaajo; jamo -- as in merci beaucoup, salamat jamo

Quote from: vrglguapo on January 28, 2010, 07:30:10 AM
Thank you for the appreciation i will post more pictures about rural life.

Welcome to Tubag Bohol, Bay VR! Perfect shot, indeed! Pictures about rural life sa Bohol would be great...

A late welcome, Day Epin. Nauna pa man unta ka naho diri pero dugay-dugay na man kang absent, he he.

Quote from: BlueAngel on January 28, 2010, 05:07:21 AM
lamian ra ba daw ka mohimo puzo-saging salad Ate Lee..fave btw, na nako te.,
maau ka anytime ka makahimo dha fresko pa jud.

Blue, morag ahong nahibaw-an, naay klase sa saging nga ang puso pait kuno, dili pwede himoong salad. Mahimo bang hatagan mo kami og katin-awan mahitungod niining maong isyu?

Bitaw, it appears that Mona Lisa isn't exactly feminine, just as chances are Leonardo himself wasn't exactly masculine! Bwahaha.

while "disciplining" the wife pud diay

Quote from: nat-cast on January 27, 2010, 12:11:12 PM
after disciplining the kids

before and after "disciplining" the wife

Quote from: epin on January 27, 2010, 01:20:11 PM
Sinugbang T.I.N.A.B.A.L.
Manuhotsuhot sa mga silingan hasta imong kamot kapila sabonan naa gihapon.
wahahahahah....

Maajo unta kon silingan ta, Day Epin, para kon magsugba kag tinabal, ang kahumot ani mao na lay ahong sud-an! Makadaginot kog dako!

By the way, welcome diay to Tubag Bohol.

Quote from: sab_sad on January 27, 2010, 11:48:33 AM
stalker
mysterious
aloof

inshort KSP

Bwahaha. Asa na man to si Bay Tigs? Paging, Taga Tigbao!

Chairman Mao must be having nightmares of being attacked by Navis astride flying dragon-like horses...

Quote from: ZecurB on January 23, 2010, 12:07:18 PM

"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now' she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'

Touché!

Quote from: ms da binsi on January 26, 2010, 02:14:51 PM
ako brain abno kay gamay ray kaya...

He he, OK ra ta, Ms. MDB. Ang abno tingali kadtong maka-manage og more than 150 or less than 1.

Hmm. It appears that "managing" is the operative word here.

Yorts? Ig-unsa mo ni Beyotch?

Bitaw, Yorts, maajong pag-abot.

tuko - gecko, brace
tuok - strangle
utok - brain
ukot - get stuck in one place
kuto - louse, snap
kuot - insert hand or fingers to touch/hold or pull out something

Ning-ukot ang kamot ni Inday nga ijang gigamit pagkuot sa ahong tuko nga ningkuto sa dihang ija kining gituok aron mogawas ang utok.

tuko - gecko
tuko - brace

kik- pagkaon, sama pananglit sa birtdi kik o widing kik, he he
kik-kik - abjan sa wakwak

Quote from: fdaray on January 26, 2010, 11:51:54 AM
kuto is lice
kuto-kuto is a part of our body

kuto - lice
kuto-kuto - dili tinuod nga lice

kuto-kuto - party of our body
kuto-kuto-kuto-kuto - dili tinuod nga part of our body

Quote from: fdaray on January 26, 2010, 11:51:54 AM
pito is seven
pito-pito is tadpoles

siyam - nine
siyam-siyam - wa raru

Quote from: bugsay on January 26, 2010, 09:59:16 AM
bom - sound sa boto
bombom - boxer (ngehhhhh)

bong - revilla
bongbong - marcos (nhehhhhh pa gajud...)

Quote from: glacier_71 on January 26, 2010, 07:22:36 AM
mauna pa tingali si MDB og kasantos ani kay ni Cory. hahahahaha.

Kadtong naajo imong ubo sa dihang naghunahuna ka ni MDB, Bay Glace, di ba matawag tog milagro?

Quote from: bugsay on January 25, 2010, 02:38:14 PM
hehehehe...unsaon nga mao ra man sa'y nisantop sa hunahuna nga laagan.

Laagan? You mean, uwagan? Bwahaha!

Quote from: glacier_71 on January 25, 2010, 08:14:43 AM
pak! = sagpa

pak-pak = panit

pakpakpakpakpak = gilatos og tuda-tuda.

pik - sound sa hagtik
pikpik - to tap (lightly)

pok - sound sa hagtok
pokpok - to pound or beat (meat, bwahaha)

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on January 25, 2010, 11:05:13 PM
tubig-tubig  - a game we used to play, especially on moonlit nights

buwan - moon
buwan-buwan - tubig-tubig

Quote from: bugsay on January 25, 2010, 10:25:46 AM
probema lang ani kay wa gyuy nasakpan sa mga nagtanom.....iapil unta to sila ug sugnod..hehehehe

Unsa kaha kon ang mga nagtanom na lang ang isugnod...

Cool. Naa pud diay tay Loon Lake sa Bohol...

Quote from: nat-cast on January 25, 2010, 02:25:54 PM
bai arki, kung mahimo palihug og ipost tong pics ni montano with the hot babes. am a big fan sa viva hot babes .... thanks

Bwahaha. Bisag wa na lang si Montano, Hot Babes na lang for Bay Nat's delectation...

Dili kaha ni magrambol sa atong tijan, Blue?

Quote from: bugsay on January 24, 2010, 10:05:07 PM
ohh, sensitive kaayo ni....

ahhh...lungag, bangag, boho?

He he, pwede pud liki, lutak, kang-a...

Ah, blown away by the wind of change at last...

Bwahaha. What a f***-up!

Masapi man diay ning abilidad nimo, Bay Glace! Dapat pay-per-view, este, pay-per-read ning imong Hamdomanan Sa Usa Ka Iy*t...

Ang problema kon wala tuoy prostate cancer pero sigi lag lumoy kay nasobrahan og panalipod sa panahon sa kabatan-on!

Quote from: catalina on January 25, 2010, 01:22:43 PM
glace unsay sukdun?ang mga katag ason?
hahhahaaa

Quote from: taga tigbao on January 25, 2010, 02:48:01 PM
Gigutom na pud uroy.

Bwahaha.

Quote from: ms da binsi on January 25, 2010, 05:08:40 AM
hahahahhaha! Bayat ang sunod ana balik basi same sex na mag partner! daghan na jud mabuang ug samot ug denibati!  ahahhahahaha!

Bwahaha. Well, kay sa UK man ni nga study, diay related study nga gikan gihapon didto:

Homosexual behaviour widespread in animals according to new study

Homosexual behaviour is a nearly universal phenomenon in the animal kingdom, according to a new study.

Louise Gray, Environment Correspondent
Published: 5:19PM BST 16 Jun 2009

The pairing of same sex couples had previously been observed in more than 1,000 species including penguins, dolphins and primates.
However, in the latest study the authors claim the phenomenon is not only widespread but part of a necessary biological adaptation for the survival of the species.

They found that on the Hawaiian island of Oahu, almost a third of the Laysan albatross population is raised by pairs of two females because of the shortage of males. Through these 'lesbian' unions, Laysan albatross are flourishing. Their existence had been dwindling before the adaptation was noticed.

Other species form same-sex bonds for other reasons, they found. Dolphins have been known engage in same-sex interactions to facilitate group bonding while male-male pairings in locusts killed off the weaker males.

A pair of "gay" penguins recently hatched an egg at a German zoo after being given the egg that had been rejected by its biological parents by keepers.

in Ecology & Evolution, Dr Nathan Bailey, an evolutionary biologist at California University, said previous studies have failed to consider the evolutionary consequences of homosexuality.

He said same homosexual behaviour was often a product of natural selection to further the survival of the species.

Dr Bailey said: "It's clear same-sex sexual behaviour extends far beyond the well-known examples that dominate both the scientific and popular literature â€" for example, bonobos, dolphins, penguins and fruit flies.

"Same-sex behaviours â€" courtship, mounting or parenting â€" are traits that may have been shaped by natural selection, a basic mechanism of evolution that occurs over successive generations," he said.

"But our review of studies also suggests that these same-sex behaviours might act as selective forces in and of themselves."

Quote from: taga tigbao on January 25, 2010, 02:46:41 PM
Hahahahahaha. Taud taud na pud murag grade three pa siguro tong last. Wahahahahahaha.

Lipay lipay, problema mahapay.

Bay Tigs, grade three pa diay kang nagsugod og panalipod against prostate cancer, bwahaha!

Welcome to TB, Ms. Guafa, and good luck!

Quote from: nat-cast on January 25, 2010, 09:34:11 AM
idungan ang pagbitay, elecric chair n lethal injection kang lolo!

Angay ang lethal injection, kay mahilig sijang mo-inject!

Quote from: bugsay on January 25, 2010, 02:20:50 PM
buhi - alive
buhi` - si junior ang maldito

Bwahaha. Daan pa kong kini ang isumpay. Pwede baja buHI nga ang meaning to let go, pero ang buHI nga maldito juy gipresentar!

paTAY - dead; lifeless
PAtay - bloodshed; carnage

daw - kuno
dawdaw - klase sa kinhason

Fish Can Remember for 5 Months

Scientists Debunk 3-Second Memory Myth



Australian scientists have debunked the myth that fish have a three-second memory. They can actually recall information for up to five months.

"Fish can remember prey types for months. They can learn to avoid predators after being attacked once and they retain this memory for several months. And carp that have been caught by fishers avoid hooks for at least a year," lead author Kevin Warburton said.

The researchers at Charles Sturt University say that three-second rule is "absolute rubbish." No one is sure where they myth started but you needn't look any further than Finding Nemo to know it exists--not that I didn't love Ellen Degeneres' Dory.

Researchers trained young fish to associate a sound with feeding time. Each time they played that particular sound…the fish would return. They found minnows to be at least as intelligent as rats.

Fish not only remember, they can increase their food-catching skills and even carry out acts of deception. For example, cleaner fish in reef environments act on their best behavior when a larger feeder is nearby.

Warburton said: "What's fascinating is that they co-operate more with clients when they are being observed by other potential clients. This improves their 'image' and their chances of attracting clients."

--from www.care2.com

Wa koy hanaw ani...

Quote from: bugsay on January 24, 2010, 08:52:18 PM
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bwahahahha...way blema unsay ipakaon..

Dobleng igo. Aquaculture and waste disposal at the same time.

Barato man gud ang cost of living sa ato, unja naa pa juy gipangita ang ubang foreigners nga dari rang makit-an...

Unsa mang klaseha sa isda ang pwede ani? Pwede bugaong?

The Koreans are coming!!!

The migration of Filipinos to the US actually decreased with the passage of the Tydings-McDuffie Act (1934).  

Quote from: catalina on January 23, 2010, 09:19:01 PM
ako na ang di qualify ana

Pwede ka, Cat, kon tangtangon ang laba, limpyo, ug luto, labi na tingali kon permihon ang 3rd reason, bwahaha.

Quote from: bugsay on January 23, 2010, 09:13:15 PM
ning bija na ko ana bai, dumplings na'y akong paborito karon.....nabalikan na sab ug tuy-od...

Kanang dumpling nga ang sulod yin yang huo, Bay Bugs. Just ask your dumpling supplier.

"Gisima-sima ni Inday ang sima ni Ondoy."

Quote from: bugsay on January 22, 2010, 11:04:55 PM
kwets nalang to bai Hubs....way laing mabasol ani.....si Misty....bwahahhahaha

Tsk, Tsk, lisod na basolon si Misty kay basig mawantayiman ta kay kusgan na to, full of potassium na sa pagkinaon og saging, bwahaha!

Quote from: catalina on January 22, 2010, 07:51:08 PM
nahinumdon nako,mao ako ka gi kick out kay kahutdan nalang ko laway wa epek man.
hahhahahahahahaha

Oops, nataymingan tingali to nga sige kog kaon og Chinese noodles, bwahaha!

Quote from: mistyeyed on January 23, 2010, 07:40:08 PM

Hahahaha.grabeh jud mong mga laki noh dali kaayo mo imagine maong bisan hiluton ras asawa mo stand up dayon for flag ceremony..hahahahaha.

Depende pud sa klase sa masahe, Mist..

Quote from: bugsay on January 23, 2010, 07:38:30 PM
lami ang magminyo kay:

-naa'y tiglaba
-naa'y tiglimpyo
-naa'y ma i---
-naa'y tigluto
-naay magakos
-naa'y moparayg
-naa po'y maparaygan

Naa bayay dili asawa nga mo-qualify sa all of the above, Bay Bugs...

Quote from: bugsay on January 23, 2010, 08:24:29 PM
sunod natong mahibaw-an ani, nga nagtukod nag foundation si Glacier....bwahhahahaha

Bwahaha. Basig mawani pa nija si Jean Wyclef!

ulo - head
ulo-ulo - variation sa ulog-ulog

Bitaw no? Nalipat kos aw-aw nimo, Bay Koddi.

Unja abtik pud kaajong misumpay si Bay Bugs...

Quote from: bugsay on January 23, 2010, 08:11:49 PM
limbarok na...nilikoy na gyud ni....niabot na man gud hinoon ni's buhat sa kalooy!!!..bwahahahhaha

Bwahaha... Naabot na man gud nis Ginoo, Bay Bugs, mao nga naapil na lang pud ang buhat sa kalooy...

Quote from: bugsay on January 23, 2010, 08:00:45 PM
hahahaha.....ayg samok diha bai Hubs kay nag sige ko diri'g wiwi...

Klaroha unsang klaseha sa wiwi, Bay Bugs...