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Quote from: calle on February 11, 2009, 01:09:11 PM
ajaw jud ko i-underestimate bay. you dont know me! hahaha LOL

bilib ko nimo bay calle, 100%.

Naa may Annulment, sir, sa balaod sa Simbahan.

Quote from: calle on February 11, 2009, 12:54:17 PM
kasakay ko sa imung gi-drive oi. nangutana lang ko gud. tsk tsk tsk

aw, abi nako og wa ka kasakay, kay bright man ning mga bol-anon...

uwagan
ulitawo
bakakon

Quote from: calle on February 11, 2009, 12:39:00 PM
kinsa man ng mga tawhana?

aber, nganli be.

calle, salamat sa pang-pangutana, pero, sunod na lang akong tubag.

calle, what you mean is  true.
but what i'm driving at is IF we LEARN from our history's lessons.

suheto ko bay kay diha koy kaila nga taga-Valencia...ako pong "hapit-ma-uyab" taga-Valencia pod. hehehe.

Quote from: fdaray on February 11, 2009, 10:00:26 AM
Unsay pasaylo kaha ang ihatag ni Bishop Capalla. Suspended lang baka ug pila ka tuig, o lifetime nga dili na siya makabalik sa iyang parokya.

Until this time , wala pay final say si Bishop Capalla.

dugay ra nahuman ang iyang suspensyon, fdaray. siya na gani ang kura sa usa ka parokya karon..he's in full communion na sa Simbahan

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on February 11, 2009, 01:35:51 AM
balhin nalang si siya sa aglipay church kay pwede maminyo ang mga pari didto.

gi-reinstate na man siya sa pagka-pari sa katoliko, bnc. ang iyang pagka-minyo (Civil) gi-wagtang na kay gusto na niyang mo-aktibo sa iyang ministro.

those who don't learn the past are condemned to repeat it.

done my supper...and i'm full...

taas FBI, but thanks anyway...very helpful

Quote from: lindy on February 11, 2009, 05:27:25 AM
Uy dili na maayo Swaks, kinahanglan imo amigohon imong silingan bisan pag imo siyang kontra. Ako bitaw sauna ako man uyab ako silingan kay love thy neighbor man kuno.

pagkanindot diay nimong silinganon nong Lindy...
akong silingan diri, sige kog laag nya mokaon pod kay maayong tawo heheheh

galaag..

a lot more chewable than the red-heads, enzo

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 11, 2009, 12:08:23 AM
"Usahay"

magamahay ako

trying to comfort a friend...

Quote from: kiamoy on February 11, 2009, 12:20:24 AM

imong tiil ni kiams? nice shoes...bagay!

sa Pilipinas, ang HELMET dili na proteksyon sa ulo, sawod nas utok. hehehe

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY SA TANAN...
we hope the firings quit
we hope the sad tears ebb
we hope the hands open
we hope the hearts adore
we hope the world be loved

and let there be peace!!!

they may have good intentions here, apo.
but because our law enforcement angencies like LTO have been tagged to be bunch of crooks, this makes the operation a little shadowy. albeit this is always the law to wear helmet on a motorcycle, but why the timing? it's hard to track down this violation, just as hard to keep an eye on those enforcers not to vulture the pockets of would-be violators. too bad, they (LTOs) may be into this again, especially in times like this when good intentions meet belly needs. whose voice to follow?

Quote from: Gener on February 10, 2009, 12:43:11 PM
oo nga e, pero siguro kailangang kapain muna baka ang mahalikan ng isa ay yung ilong ng partner nia, hahaha

huwag naman sana, baka may sipon yong ilong nya...mahigop pa. hehehe

Quote from: calle on February 10, 2009, 12:45:06 PM
ang status karun:

grabe glacier. gipareview ni mayor dan lim ang payments sa bohol chronicle sa local taxes. ingun nga wa daw bayad bayad ang bc nya under investigation ang ila compliance sa local taxation.

nibaws ang chronicle. nagfile sila ug administrative complaint against the city treasurer sa department of finance kay nganung under investigation man daw nga wa may assessment from her office.

mura sa ako mahinumduman, dili mukuwang sa duha ang articles na naa ssa bohol chronicle last sunday about ining ilang away.

grabe ang pagsilaub jud diay. medyo kuryoso lang ko kay naa koy kaila nga naka-asawa og BC's dejaresco (i wont name him). i hope it's just between dejaresco and lim kini. init pas global warming ang Tagbilaran ron kung mao na.

hahaha...the DepEd should know your analytic discovery of this cycle, apo. that might save our students. hahahaha

Earthworm
i love to dig holes and
explore other's holes

Quote from: Nikon_D300 on February 10, 2009, 01:10:43 PM
Kujawa diay, naa diay addtional services offered..heheheh

pili lang ka og unsay ipa-usab og porma sa imong lawas...
tubuan kag sungay-sungay, o tubuan kag hubag-hubag...hahaha makahahadlok!!!

tinood ba, calle, nga naay langub sa ilawom nga gitukuran aning simbahan sa Valencia? sa una pa man hinoon ko kadungog ani..hangtud karon, mao niy akong mahinumduman og maghisgot nag simbahan sa Valencia.

Quote from: apothecary on February 10, 2009, 12:39:30 PM
ipatusak tusak sa dagum ra gud. hehehe, kinsay di mopalit aber?

Or tuyo on nga ang bad angle sa dagway kuhaan, nya adto ipapilit ang pictures dapit sa naay mga notices sa mga wanted didtos pantalan!

yatis, delikado ko ana, kay kining akong nawong gamay nga sipyat sa angle mahimo na ning nawong may-ong og mangongo-ot.

Quote from: fdaray on February 10, 2009, 01:10:50 PM
Ang nahitabo dili ba kaha, "birds of the same feathers  flock together."

what's color of the feathers? hehehe

Quote from: Gener on February 10, 2009, 03:51:31 PM
...if you're alone; unless...

you have ED...

not many have died because of death penalty
many have lost their lives in pursuit of criminals instead

another...if i hurt someone.

to Manay and Apo...bilib ko ninyo.

SAD...broken

Quote from: FBI on February 10, 2009, 06:36:04 PM
kiamoy, I have no idea. just try type this name wabert diu sa search in myspace.com then click people tab. see unsay result. naa man gud ni sa news. I know this guy classsmate nako sa highschool. I hope that he's not involved.

or paste this imo address bar: www.myspace.com/74972573

"Don't repay evil for evil. Don't retaliate when people say unkind things about you. Instead, pay them back with a blessing. That is what God wants you to do, and He will bless you for it."  1 Peter 3:9

murag naay tinood FBI ani da. hehehe

there should be a Videoke thread here at TB...for Virtual Tagay and Virtual Sing-a-along. hehe

how intense is the conflict between Dan Lim and BC right now, calle?

dia ga`inintsik`na. hehehehe.

Quote from: Nikon_D300 on February 10, 2009, 11:36:38 AM
Yes I agree she has gud composition thru her pics. Hmmm, murag naa na man competensya si Ramasola.

Cheers

murag di lang ramasola ang kompetensyahan ani, Nikon...dia pas Apo. mas advance lang og treament ning kang Apo kay paapilan og Voodooism...Good Luck Apo`s would-be costumers. LOL.

kung maka-asawa man gud pod og maestra si ondoy, dili balibaran sa banko mangutang og motor para gamitong service ni mrs.

basin og mahimo pang kampanero sa karaang simbahan sa Baclayon lol

kusog pa ba gihapon ning mang-hire og litratista, apo, nga daghan na mang digicams ron?

pssst kalma lang...

would it not benefit a society if somebody dies for a reason or another?

thanks, bay apo.

Quote from: apothecary on February 10, 2009, 11:11:10 AM
asa may mas mahal ani? ang mga accessories sa kamot o ang Canon?

Haha, that way youll also realize the "depth of field" sa artist hahah. Or depth of the pocket, But people might misinterpret, looking right down at a canon, explosive huh?

My Caption? "Money or your Life?"

to be honest, i love Ms Da Bins`pics...and both have great qualities. siya unya akong imbitaron pag-piktyor sa akong kasal aron mosamot kanindot ang akong nawong.

Quote from: apothecary on February 10, 2009, 11:17:33 AM
tawgon unta nig TIANGGEHAN NI TIKOY....lol..


O TANGGIHAN si Tikoy!

hahahahha...badness.

sa ebay ko...
akong mga napalit naay gikan sa Thailand, Bulgaria, Florida

am 50-50 in all of these qualities. but she loves me anyway.

Quote from: fdaray on February 10, 2009, 07:41:03 AM
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daghang gyud og ikahatag ning ampalaya sa lawas na. it`s one of my favorites. sugbaon, sagolan og itlog ug uban pa.

di man lang kinig mga yaga-yaga ug pamugal-bugal sa uban ang makasukod sa atong pagka-die hard. daghan. kana lang muuli og pista kada-mayo sa bohol, usa na kana. kining mapasigarbohon tas atong kaliwat nga pagka-bol-anon, nga bisag giunsa ta pagtan-aw sa uban, dili nato kini balihon kay kabalo tas atong pagka-bol-anon: mabination ug bootan.

Quote from: blossom on February 10, 2009, 10:31:50 AM
hey guys,basi apil na inday jhonelle sa thread dre or perhaps,nag panghipi lang,he,he

basin pod na...wa ta kabalo

Quote from: Angie Gulle on February 10, 2009, 10:44:29 AM
Enjoy life wisely

nila pa...clean fun. lol

mga parte sa tawo nga doble ang pagka-sulti

puno-puno   = scalp
bagol-bagol  = skull
ubol-ubol  =
buko-buko  = backbone
soso  = breast
kuko  = fingernail
kasing-kasing = heart
dapi-dapi  = pelvis
buna-buna  =
tok-tok  = clitoris (?)
igot-igot  = anus
lokon-lokon  =
lapa-lapa  =

Wa ko ka-sure aning uban, tingali nakabalo mo og unsa.

Quote from: lindy on February 10, 2009, 05:40:53 AM
That is the sweetest glacei kanang mabuhi nga way kahadlokan ug kabalak-an. After all lumalabay lang tang tanan.

lagi..ang ato lang nga malipay ta.

Quote from: alfonso_potane on February 03, 2009, 11:00:25 AM
sus lisoda diay ug obhonon ta mo anha sa canada.. dina maajo tingali sa katugnaw...

murag mo-uyon ang ubo diri, fons. ang arthritis maoy dili.

day off

Quote from: Ginger on February 10, 2009, 06:13:08 AM
Glace, kamao raba ko mo kuhit ug locked nga purtahan.

nindota gud kag talent diay, ginger.

Quote from: Ginger on February 10, 2009, 06:23:57 AM
worried as hell

ngaho kaha...ngisi lang gihapon, Admin, bisag nabalaka.

almost

^ bombastic
< cold
v erotic

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 10, 2009, 08:38:39 AM
Kiams karon pa jud ko nag huna2 ug bayle! hahahha

Glace pares jud ta ug naay bayle ha?

sige...bahalag magbuntagay.

unsay lasting tribute gihimo sa bohol sukad, nga mag-hatag og pag-ila sa natampo ni yoyoy...naa na unta.

lamia i-ikid-ikid ani...

Quote from: Ginger on February 10, 2009, 06:19:57 AM
energizer diay, bnc?

ari lang kos pringles...hehehe

...phone keeps a-ringing back
Her voice is smooth but the tone is bland
She’s telling me this and she’s telling me that
She talks about me and I must agree
With what she says about me
About how nice I can be
But it makes no difference to my mind

N: MIND

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on February 10, 2009, 01:49:08 AM
mapurdoy ang sky ug ang bbq han diha  sa tagbilaran. gihimo palang na nilang multipurpose coliseum or gym. nagpareha lang ni tagbilaran ug cebu, parehong walay tarong nga gym or coliseum. nagsalig nalang sa BWS ug HNU nga gyms for events. maypa calape naa pa bisan dili kaayo nindot.

lupig sila sa Valencia, naa pay astrodome...di ba bay CalleÉ

Quote from: musiclover0526 on February 10, 2009, 02:39:57 AM
uyyy..kinsa kaha na...hehe

di ba kaha to imong igsoon, music

pamahaw: cereals
paniudto: raisin bread

2300 A.D. lol.

Quote from: lindy on February 10, 2009, 02:42:57 AM
Wow, imo siguro nang kaugalingon nga negosyo glace.

lami unta. pero, binayran ra man ta. sige lang, ang importante, mabuhi

unsay imong kasulti bahin ni cajes, balong

ang nakaparat kay atong igsoong mga pinoy ra poy kasagaran mohimo ani
pero ang mga kaila nako diri nga puti, di man
bag-o pa lang, usa nako ka kaila nga puti, nakapahikurat nako kay ang akong gisulti bahin sa Bohol iya diayng gitiman-an. iya kong giingnan sa nagkita mi nga iyang gi-google ang Bohol...ug nalipay nga nakahibalo unsa kadako ang isla sa bohol ug asa kining dapita..wow.

"Why be a Christian?", I was asked by a friend recently. I must admit that I was surprised by the questions. I was brought up a Christian but had never been very interested in my faith until I found myself asking whether it was true or not. If it was true that humanity was destined to share God's own ununtterable happiness, then this must be the purpose of my life. If it was not true, then clearly I must leave the Church. So I replied to this friend of mine, "Because it is true." But this did not satisfy him one bit. "But what's the point of being a Christian? What's the purpose of it?"

We were clearly at cross-purposes. If Christianity is true, then it does not have a point other than to point to God who is the point of everything. If one asks about the point of doing anything, then ultimately, if one pushes the question far enough and if it is a serious matter, then one will come to the point of everything, the ultimate goal and purpose of our lives, and that is what religions are about. A religion that tries to market itself as useful for some other purpose--because it helps you to live a stable life, because it gets rid of stress or makes you wealthy--is shooting itself in the foot. If it has to justify itself by serving some other end, then it cannot be a religion that one could take seriously. The point of any religion is to point us to God who is the point of everything. That is why it makes no sense to ask whether belief in God is 'relevant', because God is the measure of all relevance.

But my friend was not deterred: "What do you get out of it? What does it do for you|?" And I began to see what he was getting at. These truths to which we adhere must have some consequences in one's life. The truths of the law of gravity and that earth is a globe have consequences. One can design planes that take off and if they set off in one direction they will eventually get back to where they started. If the truths of Christian teaching have any effects in one's life, any fruit, then what sort of truths would they be? If God is the point of everything, then being religious, being pointed towards God as one's ultimate goal, must show itself somehow in one's life.

So Christianity must surely make a difference, even if one is not a Christian so as to obtain the difference. If, for example, it were to be established that Christians were more calm and relaxed that other people, then one would not urge people to share our faith in order that they become less stressed. "Become a Christian so as to sleep well at night.` That would be to make religion merely useful lifestyle accessory like going to the gym. It would be selling God as useful to me, like a bath essence or aromatherapy. But the fact that one`s faith did, just an example, make one more relaxed, or happy, or courageous of whatever, might suggest that the truth claims of Christianity are not trivial, and that they would be worth investigating. If shaping one`s life towards God as one`s ultimate destiny has consequences such as making one free, as I shall argue, then one would not say to people, `Become a Christian because it will make you free.`But if people see that Christians are free in an attractive and intriguing way, then they may become interested in knowing why, and ultimately in the God whom we worship....

(Excerpts from Radcliffe`s Intro of ``What`s the Point of Being A Christian``)

Quote from: swakee on February 10, 2009, 12:26:31 AM
aw diay diay, ang mortgage

ibilin na ni da bins, kay modawat to, swaks.

one of my favs joke...(pardon if reposted)

What Is Politics?

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep s***." LOL.

Quote from: Angie Gulle on February 08, 2009, 10:54:07 AM

hahaha..kiss my a***

i wonder how many roses would mainland China give to Taiwan?

we hate corruption just as much we hate Marcos' regime.
God forbid, may we never see his "shadow" again.

Quote from: calle on February 09, 2009, 08:25:13 AM
musiclover, ipaglaban nato ang valencia oi. di ta magpadaog daog ini ni glacier ug buwad.

dili ko mutugot nga tumban-tumban ang dungog sa valencia ug mga valencianhon!

di ko makig-away og taga-valencia kay akong crush sa una, taga-diha...gwapa. ahem. points.

Quote from: musiclover0526 on February 09, 2009, 04:47:16 PM
ipaglaban gyud..ngano naa silay badiang og astrodome?..hahahahaha

hahahaha.. oy tood nagamit na ba ning astrodome sa Valencia?

Quote from: Angie Gulle on February 09, 2009, 12:35:18 PM
Korek.

may gani ning ako, kay ang ofis dia ra sa akong silong.

Quote from: kiamoy on February 09, 2009, 11:37:25 PM
murag twilight. hehe

kita ka atong movie, kiams?

They can be guides either to the good or bad fortunes of anyone:

+ A mole on the left eye side of a man denotes danger and strangling; in a woman, sorrow, and great pain in childbirth.
+ A mole on the left cheek foretells fruitfulness in either sex, as does one on the nose.
+ A mole on the upper lip shows happiness in marriage.
+ A mole on the breast shows affection, loyalty, strength, and courage, which will gain honour.
+ A mole on the navel shows many children to a woman; and in a man that he shall be vigorous.
+ A mole in the midst of the forehead shows wisdom and conduct in the management of affairs.
+ A mole on the right cheek shows the party too much beloved, and will come unto great fortune.
+ A mole on the left shoulder shows sorrow and labour.
+ A mole on the throat denotes the party a great  glutton, and by excess will undergo a great distress and preadventure, sudden death.
+ A mole on the right eye shows loss of sight.
+ A mole on the forehead of a man or woman denotes they shall grow rich, being beloved of their friends and neighbors.
+ A mole on the eyebrow shows the men incontinent, and given to women; but if a woman, it shows she will have a good husband.
+ A mole on the nose shows that the party loves pleasure more than anything else.
+ A mole on the neck shows a man to be prudent in his actions; but a woman of weak judgment, apt to believe the worst of her husband. ( source: Bill Richardson) LOL...

A student once asked his teacher: "Ma'am, what do you call when a person has a big mole on his cheek?"
Teacher: "i dunno. What do you call it?"
Student: "Mega Mall (mole)". (gitika ko goliath)..

Alright, it's alright
It's alright we can travel by the moonlight
It's alright, it's alright
It's alright we can travel through the TWILIGHT

N: TWILIGHT

Quote from: mightybite on February 09, 2009, 10:50:46 PM
ka sweet kaha no..hehehe

pwede pa sila mopili kinsa ilang ika-date sa Valentine's Day...libre lunch sa Thai Restaurant ug sine (Curious Case of Benjamin Button).

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 09, 2009, 10:59:36 PM
di ra lagi, basta di lang matangtang  ug matulon nimo okay ra lagi na!

pahimu-i na na ug kasulatan...

ug matulon nako, dako na imong madawat kay apil na man tinai akong ibilini nimo.

may lang unta og mobasa pod sa TB ang mga pulis nga nag-handle aning nga kaso aron maka-kita sila unsa ka-bibo kining hitaboa.

kung makasulbad ang mga pulis ani, dili lang Valentine's Card madawat nila gikan sa mga Telemarketers, kundi halok ug gakos sa pasalamat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haxtHKClyC8

Bohol ra gud gihapon na bisan og way airport sa Panglao.
moingon na unya pod nang taga-Panglao: Naay moy airport? waaaaaaa!!!

i need only 60 seconds

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 09, 2009, 10:24:42 PM
ang imo diay tango nga gold Glace?

ako baja na ha???

lol. sure. ug maayo lang unta di ni mahilis, da bins, inig pinaakay karong valentines day...

Quote from: A Layman on February 02, 2009, 08:15:56 PM
Di pod ko mosogot ug bon on ko nimog pan MDB. Butangi sab ug palaman muna maski peanut butter. Man cannot live by bread alone. Dapat may palaman! LOL

hahahaha...delikado ron ang peanut butter, lay.

ako wa man koy pang-balos labi nag gikan sa laing probinsya
ako na lang silang i-ignore...dang pina-sipat sa mata
ug unya hikap sa kilid nga mibukdo murag 45 cal..

Quote from: Gener on February 09, 2009, 02:47:21 PM
pag bulag kaya paano mag-kiss?

sa lips pa rin, gen. hehehe

ngita lagi tawn, ning lindy...bahalag guwang-guwang na basta moduga pa. lol.

i left my heart in San Francisco...dudududu

naa na poy GrangEB og mga grandchildren sa TB...

Quote from: calle on February 09, 2009, 01:05:06 PM
kinsa ra gani to na sija?

artista nga bol-anon, calle.

mao kono ni ang mga salida diin na-cast si Amay

# Oh My Ghost! (2006) .... Inmate
# Padrino, Ang (1985)
# Anak ng Tondo (1985)
# Markang rehas: Ikalawang aklat (1985)
# Naiibang hayop (1984)
# Sigaw ng katarungan (1984)
# Da Best in da West (1984)
# Nardong Putik (Kilabot ng cavite) Version II (1984)
... aka Nardong Putik Version II (Philippines: Tagalog title: short title)
# Isang bala ka lang! (1983)
# Kapag buhay ang inutang (1983)
# Pepeng Kaliwete (1983)
# Umpisahan mo... Tatapusin ko! (1983)
# Magindanao (1982)
# Annie Sabungera (1982)
# Daniel Bartolo ng Sapang Bato (1982)
# Snake Dragon Connection (1980)
# Bagong kardong kidlat, Ang (1980) (as Amay Visaya)
# Kosa (1980)
# Nardong Putik (1972)
... aka Nardong Putik: Kilabot ng Cavite (Philippines: Tagalog title: long title)

Quote from: calle on February 09, 2009, 05:54:36 PM
daghan man maajong leader sa ato pero dili lang kadaug kay:
1. way kwarta kay dili man corrupt; or
2. dili sikat kay humble man; or
3. dili kaantigo mudiskorso kay mangiuwon man; or
4. dili kalitok sa ila mga tinguha kay their brain and hearts work faster than their mouths

(ahem)

so, ang ma-leader mao ni:

kwartahan, kay kurakot;
sikat sa kahambugero;
way uwaw bisan puro pasalig ang diskurso;
maayo lang motabi apan kuwang sa pagbati...hahahhaa