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Quote from: Kerstin on March 09, 2010, 06:22:10 PM
laktod bersyon > [Carpe Diem) parekoy...! yeye 

Carpe diem? Carp pudiem? Seize the pudenda? Sa ato pa, signita ang puday?

Quote from: Kerstin on March 09, 2010, 06:19:56 PM
unsay pangdigwa, quark tooh? ow ye diwa pala>hem 

at siyanga pala, ano naman ang [future pretiritum] sa tagalig bersyon? 

Ang pandiwa ay ang gigagamit para sa pagdiwalwal nga dila.

Future pretiritum? Hmm, I smell an academic in rogue robes...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 09, 2010, 06:02:58 PM
ahihihi, ug dili maka [timing] ? 

Aw, parang ang dalaga noon na nandito ngayon--halatang halata!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 09, 2010, 05:52:52 PM
nahorot na sa imong pakner ang somsoman 

Maajo na lang kay naay sumsoman nga way pagkahurot...kay di man tunlon, bwahaha.

Quote from: Kerstin on March 09, 2010, 05:51:56 PM
yeah im IN again


asa ug unsa nga IN?  tagnaa..!

IN as in INTROIBO AD ALTARE DEI, nga sa ato pa, sa ahong pagsulod sa altar ni Inday?

Oops... mea culpa...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 09, 2010, 05:51:02 PM
lisod gyod basta premiro ahihihi

Dili lang ang baje, Day Kerst, maglisod pud mi oi...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 09, 2010, 11:20:33 AM
usahay ba kay pag basa nako aning title kay; ANG BAKLA!

pastilan kinahanglan na jud i upgrade ni ako antepara! hahahaha!

Oi, pwede pud baja.

Aniay excerpt sa balak ni Bay Bugs, with substitution as suggested:  


Ang Bakla
by: Bugsay

SA lawod sa mga pangandoy
Ug sa  pagkinabuhi nga puno sa kakapoy
Lig-onon ang pisi sa paghikot
Sa sog sa pagsuway dili malagpot.

I tos-tos ang bakla sa halawom nga naglagitum.
Kay nagkilay na ang masuk-anong dag-om
Ning kasa na ang nibuliskad nga mga balud
Agig pagtahod sa hangin nga lawod-lawod.

Aninawa kon hugot pa ba
Ang pisi sa banting nga bag-o lang gidupa...


Seguroon kon hugot pa ba ang banting, bwahaha!

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 09, 2010, 05:12:36 AM

huwat ta ni Bugsay ug Hubag kay mao na ila "cup of tea" hahaha!

Quote from: chicogon on March 09, 2010, 06:42:57 AM
Kung ato rabang tapoon ning duha (hasta pangutak), ilang ngan kay mahimong HUBUG bwahehehe!!!! 

Nindot ra jamo nang "cup of tea". Mas appropriate ang "hungot nga bahal"!

Quote from: lgbluer on March 09, 2010, 08:55:19 AM
hahahah...bitaw..chacha nalang..but i think boring sad na..cge ka ug atras abante nga way pares..heheheheh   

Makaluluoy jamo ang mag-atras-abante nga way giatras-abantehan...

Quote from: lgbluer on March 09, 2010, 11:50:00 AM
kaluoy sad woe..

Bitaw. Woe is me, for I am sad... 

Doesn't matter para ni Bay Nat kay wa man sijay planong magminjo, bwahaha.

Quote from: lgbluer on March 09, 2010, 12:08:57 PM
ana jud na farimz..kailangang sumabay sa panahon...heheheehe

Sumabay sa panahon? Sama sa pagbuga nga masamang hangin na sinasabay sa libaong?

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 09, 2010, 06:20:52 AM

shalan gud na Hubs oi! TAGABIS! (tagalog-bisaja!)

Pwede pud BISALOG! Nakutaw na mi ani kay gi-entrahan man gud dirig mga pangungusap ug mga pantukoy!

Quote from: lgbluer on March 09, 2010, 01:51:44 PM
ahhhmmm...boutan..as in..very faithfull and s0 sincere..plus thoughfull  pa jud..

Very faithful? Mora diay kay anghel nga naglutaw sa kahitas-an sa imong gibati, Ms. Bluer...

For partnership meaning companionship, best ang panag-uban. Kon partnership nga business proposition, mas tukma tingali ang panagkumboya. For a general word to describe having shared interest, I guess panagsangga would be best.

Kinsay makingsangga naho sa kabuang diha? Bwahaha.

Quote from: lgbluer on March 09, 2010, 08:58:05 AM
hahahha ...funny!!!unsaon..pikas lungag nalang???hahhahaha....ngano bitaw..

Mao nay nakanindot sa managsilingan, holes included. Parehas sa joke nga kon di pwede ang asawa, adtos silingan nga kumare, bwahaha.

Quote from: lgbluer on March 09, 2010, 01:44:42 PM
ahhmmm..for me..all i need to to is to rest..then ill be happy..hehehe...wa naman gud koy pahulay..its a blessing if ill have even just an hour..

Oh, you should take time out to rest some more, Ms. Bluer, time out to rest and play. All work and no play makes Bluer a sad girl...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 09, 2010, 06:14:10 AM

i know! dont u think i wasnt following you? di lang ka kadungog mo clap clap ko! dayun mo ana pa jud oh... hahahahahha!

He he, mao ba? I'd be willing to miss Tubag Bohol just to watch you clap and dance--especially dance...

Ambot unsay kasinatian sa uban, but when I'm in Tagbilaran, sure ko nga the city never sleeps!

Moral of the story: "Older Women are Better than Younger Women!" Bwahaha!

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 09, 2010, 12:11:40 AM


hahahhaha!

kasabut na si Chic nako! he is one hell of a considerate preacher whom i respected a lot. para kana rang uban nga tingalon jud ka sa ilang gituohan! ug di ka mo tuo rakrakan kag taman taman dayun ug di ma kontento tang tangnon pa jud imong katungod!  hahahhaa!

know what i mean?

Bitaw. Ako pud, kapila na mabiktima ani. And I'm not talking only of legitimate preachers. Aw, biktima pud sila naho, bwahaha!

Bwahaha. As for white lies, they are within the purview of reason #4. Mapugos lang tawon ta, unsaon, magtuo man ning mga baje gud nga everything we do is always in relation to the relationship.

As Lord Byron put it--somewhat too chauvinistically for my taste, though--"Man's love is of man's life a thing apart; 'Tis a woman's whole existence."

Quote from: bugsay on March 08, 2010, 09:18:26 PM
mao.....murag usa ani nila kay pareho'g sinuwatan...pinakatay.

Sshhh, maniid pa ta, Bay Bugs...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 08, 2010, 09:16:45 PM

Sayonara mga parekoy 

Sayon ra para nimo pero naglisod baya ko, Marekoy...

Quote from: bugsay on March 08, 2010, 09:13:24 PM
WMD sa bilahan?

WMD - Weapon of Mass Delectation, bwahaha.

Quote from: bugsay on March 08, 2010, 09:00:59 PM
ok lang sa akin yong parang itoy....

Basta palaging humod ang simod!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 08, 2010, 08:59:46 PM
kini ba nga anghel gipangita ninyo? ahihihi


 

Btw, ngano man tuod nis Adriana nga mahilig man mopabudlot sa simod?

Quote from: Kerstin on March 08, 2010, 08:59:46 PM
kini ba nga anghel gipangita ninyo? ahihihi


 

Mao ni, pero overdressed lang ni sija diri, bwahaha.

Quote from: bugsay on March 08, 2010, 09:04:35 PM
si BlueAngel nga atong amiga mauy akong gipangita...asa na kaha to nga taudtaud na man wa nipatim-aw.
ik-ik diha Blue!!

Duda ko nga nia ra to, pero nagtakoban, bwahaha.

Quote from: Kerstin on March 08, 2010, 09:10:48 PM
hala bangongoton diay mo? kami kay dili baya > alimongawan laman magpataka og gunit ahihihi

Aw, kon mao, magpaduol diay mi ani!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 08, 2010, 08:54:08 PM
hindi bali may weapon naman ako para dyan eh ahihihi
  brandnew pa nga >wala pay kibang hahaha

Ha? Naa kay weapon? Maabis diay ta anang kalakiha!

Quote from: bugsay on March 08, 2010, 09:02:32 PM
pili lang gyud ug usa bai Hubs...ajaw pag dinawo...bwahahahahha

Sakto ra kos usa, Bay Bugs. Kontento man gani ko bisag sipitan lang, bwahaha.

Quote from: bugsay on March 08, 2010, 08:58:31 PM
kon mao ni hulagway sa mo offer ug "pang kape", ayy este kape........basin instead nga sugar, salt akong ma request nga ibutang.

Ayg katug sajo, Bay Bugs, basin bangungoton ka...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 08, 2010, 08:52:05 PM
mga kasama yan ni Tonka, ask her ahihihi

Mga kasingsama ni Tonka? Calling, Nymphadora Tonks!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 08, 2010, 08:47:53 PM
dagko kaayo sila pako nu?


 
   

Aw, sorry, wa ko katan-aw sa ilang paku, he he.

Quote from: Kerstin on March 08, 2010, 08:50:26 PM
ang pantukoy nga na,

si
wala
meron
mayroon

dalaga ngayon at noon? 

Kung ang dalaga noon at ngayon ay pantukoy, sa atin pa, itoy si Bay Bugs!

Quote from: bugsay on March 08, 2010, 08:47:54 PM
sino'ng  sumumpay na tinutokoy ninyo at tumagulilong?...si indai farimz?

Si Inday Farimz nga, ang dalaga ngayon. Sana hindi siya maging dalaga noon, ngayon, at kailanman!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 08, 2010, 08:28:42 PM
ahihihi iba ang pantukoy sa etoy> tsokoy koy koy

Paghinay sa etoy, Day Kerst, basin mabali ang letters...

Sumumpay nga, kaya lang, tumagolilong uli!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 08, 2010, 08:31:17 PM
hala mora diay butakal kay naa man mananakmag? ops tambalan diay na?

Bwahaha. Oi, nagpahipi man ang mga butakal!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 08, 2010, 08:31:56 PM
kon walay uyab wala gyod na nga signs > di ba?

Kon walay uyab, paet. Mangita lang unag "5 signs you're heading toward a relationship"...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 08, 2010, 08:34:48 PM
ahihihi basin mahuso ra na madugay (ug ramble ba) 

Hinuon, naay laing gisul-ob nga importanteng maoy mahuso...

Naa ba kahay supporter nis Yap diri sa Tubag Bohol?

Quote from: bugsay on March 08, 2010, 07:40:38 PM
di na gyud diay niya matulon iyang asawa ug mauhon?...heheheheh...peace mga sister

He he he, basin matulon pero madigwa ra pud.  Peace, ladies...

Niay joke nga pampauli sa buot sa womenfolk, Bay Bugs:

A fellow was telling his buddy, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way that she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled."

So the fellow did.

The next day his buddy asked, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," said the fellow.

"...And did she like it?" His buddy asked.

"Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door yelling, "I'll be back in an hour!!!"






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Quote from: ms da binsi on March 08, 2010, 06:27:15 AM

basi mao jud na ila suotonon Hubs? hahahhaha!

Mahuso ba kaha ning ilang pako no? Bikil jamo!

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 08, 2010, 06:26:26 AM
korek! (if theres any)   

Oops, kahinumdom man lang pud ta sa prayer ni Ernest Renan: “O Lord - if there is a Lord; save my soul - if I have a soul”.

Hala ka, Ms. MDB, kasab-anan ka ni Fr. Chic!

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 08, 2010, 09:33:57 AM
way batasan! hahahhaha!

Pero dili bakakon!

Quote from: farimz on March 06, 2010, 03:41:22 PM
wahahahahahaha...............gamita na sa balak bay hubz

Ajaw oi, basin mahinginlan ta diri. Abi lang, masinampakon, este, masinupakon...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 08, 2010, 02:07:04 PM

22. pinagtatawanan ang kalbo?

Di na ba gud diay kataw-an ron?

Quote from: farimz on March 08, 2010, 04:58:42 PM
hapit talag dong......
buti't nakailag ako.....
laki ang pasalamat ko't anting anting ng aking lolo ay umipekto....
umalis kaagad ako kasi ayokong mamatay na ******.......

Simbako lagong! Anugon jud tuod kaayo....

Kyut pero luoy kay natikuko na tawon, naglibog unsaon...

Quote from: bugsay on March 08, 2010, 05:25:45 PM
kon asa ang atong mga ginikanan, pamilya ug mga amigo, tua sab didto atong kasingkasing

Hasta atong pantog, tua pud...

Quote from: nat-cast on March 08, 2010, 03:43:45 PM
himuan og urinal every kilometer along the highway entero bohol ..... like they did in edsa.

OK lang sa mga lalaki. Ang ihianan sa baje ang lisod, kay gasto jamo.

Quote from: farimz on March 08, 2010, 03:25:28 PM
yepz...........ana lang............nagmahay lagi paghuman...pero saon ta man....dili na ko anang naay kabilinggan....
kahibalo ko nga naa pay daghan....

Aw, diris TB lang daan, naay daghang kapilian...

Quote from: bugsay on March 08, 2010, 04:58:24 PM
hehehehe....murag dunay kalainan, kay ang kagang maghimo mag iyang kaugalingong boho...kining atong gihusgutan mao man ang pang emergency nga boho.

Bwahaha. Pero naa kunoy uban nga ang emergency hole maoy permanentihon...

Quote from: bugsay on March 08, 2010, 05:06:12 PM
bitaw....

Quote from: nat-cast on March 08, 2010, 05:31:24 PM
aprub ....

Tan-awa, Day Kerst, ujon ang duha pa ka magtatakmag, este, magtatambag diri sa TB...

Quote from: bugsay on March 08, 2010, 04:51:02 PM
kon mapikot, balhin lang sa pikas lungag...

Bwahaha. Mora diayg kagang...

Quote from: farimz on March 08, 2010, 04:41:04 PM
     
wahahahahahaha
ngayon lang ako nakabalik (galing gyera)....
ano ba ang nangyari dito sa thread na ito............
ginulantang nyo ako sa mga komento ninyo..........
alam ko pati ang buong mundo ay inalog ninyo....    
gusto ko ito.........

Galing giyera? Buti at hindi natamaan yung sugat mo, este, hindi ka natamaan at nasugatan...

Quote from: lgbluer on March 08, 2010, 01:10:56 PM
ahemmm!!!may tama ka!!heheheh...pero good for me..were not yet there..hehehehhe

Only 4 signs as yet, and counting?

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 08:09:39 PM
oh kon makadetik ko nga naa tanan 5 signs?
so dili gyod ko mag antos doh
bahalag dili ma Santos, mao ba?

oh my goshi ana diay na?

Ajaw paghuwat sa 5 signs, Day Kerstin. Duha pa lang gani, bail out dajon. Life is short...

Quote from: farimz on March 08, 2010, 04:21:26 PM
ok ra cguro na kung matunok
basta siguradoa lang nga maibot ang tutok

Problema kon ang nakatunok mibuga og dugâ
Nga dili molugwa bisan unsaon nimog pugâ.

Quote from: lgbluer on March 08, 2010, 04:02:28 PM
hahahah...tawas???wow...kacheap sad ana woe..hehehehhe..unsay result ana after???hahahahah

Balik ka-virgin... Kon masobrahan, aw, mapikot jud...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 07, 2010, 11:03:27 PM

dili applicable sa mga Pilipino kay daghan sila ani, nang hinobra! hahahahhha!

Bitaw, wa tay problema how to be happy in the next hour. Adto tingali ta maglisod sa how to be happy in the next life!

Quote from: bugsay on March 08, 2010, 12:41:05 AM
happy......birthday ni kumander...hehehe

Duda ko anang "hehehe" nimo, Bay Bugs...

Quote from: Tonka on March 07, 2010, 11:06:19 PM
that is not a costume, thats what i always wear! 

Ah, some kind of uniform, then! Well, I presume you're always at home?

Viagra - Under Doctors Orders

A man was prescribed Viagra by his doctor who told him to take it one hour before sex. The man collected his prescription and went home to wait for his wife to get in from work. An hour before she was due home, he took the Viagra pill. But just as he was expecting her, she phoned to say that she wouldn't be in for another two and a half hours.   

In a panic, he phoned the doctor. "What should I do?" he asked. "I've taken the pill but the effects will have worn off by the time my wife gets home."   

"I see," said the doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a maid?" 

"Yes."   

"Well, could you not occupy yourself with her instead?"   

"But I don't need Viagra with the maid."

Bathroom troubles


Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, 'Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps.' The second old man says, 'You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps.' Finally the third old man speaks up, 'Fellas: I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up.'

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Quote from: hofelina on January 01, 2010, 03:33:22 PM
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Fulton J. Sheen

Bwahaha. Magduka diay ang pari kay nothing juicy...

Quote from: bugsay on December 12, 2009, 03:52:55 PM

SAGITTARIUS (Nob. 23 - Dis. 21) - Mitambok ka gyud ug lisud pagpadaot,ayaw na una ug sakay padulong sa trabaho o eskwela paglakaw o jogging. Kung nag-opisina,ayaw gamit sa elevator hagdan agi aron ka panington gi-bago kaman gud,luspad pagyud. Daghang lab-as nga prutas ug utanon,dili maayo sa tam-is nga pagkaon,ayaw sigi kaon ug tinughong. Swerting numero ug kolor ganiha ang 7, 101, 322, 139 ug puwaho nga yellow.

Hu hu hu. Unsaon na lang, di ko mabuhi kon di kakaon og tinughong nga kinamayan...

Quote from: farimz on February 19, 2010, 02:27:18 PM
Apan niabot ang kahigayonan
Nga gikahadlukan sa tanan
Imon akong gibudhian
Nakigdulog diay kasa uban

Oi, kalain gud! Dulog jud!

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 28, 2010, 05:25:42 PM

Be careful of what you say. Speak life to those who cross your path. The power of words... it is sometimes hard to understand that an encouraging word can go such a long way. Anyone can speak words that tend to rob another of the spirit to continue in difficult times. Special is the individual who will take the time to encourage another.

Indeed, an encouraging word can sometimes be all that one needs to go on...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 05, 2010, 07:51:27 AM
ug unsa man sad nang PANTUKOY aber?? hahaha!

Ang pantukoy ay salita o tunog na ginagamit sa pagtawag ng aso.

Versatile jud bitaw ning cucumber, Raqz. Usahay lang naay uban nga naghinobra ang pagka-imaginative sa pag-utilize ani nga veggie...

Quote from: upian on March 07, 2010, 01:04:36 PM
I just want to challenge people who`s registering at the this web site, not  just to post something more than nothing..such as BOT2X ort tsk tsk...why not use their knowledge or intellect to post something nga mkapa taas sa kalidad sa atong pagtawo. makahatag ug hope para sa maayong ugma,..

Kon basahon nimo ang ubang posts diri, daghan bayang gipadayag nga hunahuna nga hinungdanon. Si Glacier, pananglit, nga mihatag lang og usa ka pulong nga komentaryo sa sinugdanan niining maong thread, adunay daghang mga panahom nga napagawas na dinhi sa Tubag Bohol, sa kapid-an na nga mga thread, nga hayan imong matawag nga matinud-anon ug, sigon sa imong gipangita, makapataas sa kalidad sa atong pagkatawo.

Please bear with the "chaff" here, Bay Upian, and zero in on the grain. We here feel that all work and no play makes Juan a dull--and unpleasant--boy. Just do read some more...

Salamat.

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 04, 2010, 05:56:58 PM
aza man na Kintolimbo? doul sa Nilosuan island? ajeje

Ang original nga Kintolimbo tua sa Purgatoryo, pero sa kalibotan tua ni sa Isla Tabudlong...

Quote from: nat-cast on March 06, 2010, 09:15:26 AM
mao. sakit pud ni labi ng maigu ang atong kigul.

Nagtuwad diay tingali ka, Bay Nat, samtang nagkilaw og swake--unja ang nagpusil nimo, ang tag-ija sa swake, bwahaha!

Quote from: upian on March 07, 2010, 12:32:43 PM
DILI KAY KUTOB RA TA SA PAGPOST UG MGA NEGATIVE NGA COMMENTS. SA TANANG COMMENTS NGA AKONG NBSAHAN INI NGA SITE...NATUNGKAD NA NKO KUNG NGANONG MIDANAS UG HIRAP ANG MGA FILIPINO..TUNGOD KAY MGA IGNORANT TA. PURKI`T NAA TAY MAKAON SA ADLAW2X ENOUGH NA. TAN AWA INJONG PALIBUT...MGA TAWONG NANGINAHANGLAN UG TABANG, MAG TAWONG GUTOM...KAMPANTE NBA MO SA INJONG NAKITA?


I HOPE NA ANG SALITANG BOT2X..DLI NA MADUNGOG SA USA KA FILIPINO..LABINA SA MGA PARIHA NAHUNG BISAYA.

Bay Upian,

I can't seem to get your point, but I duly note the fact of your adding yet another negative comment to this thread.

Hoping that you enjoy the rest of your weekend,

I remain,

Your fellow Bisaya,
Hubag

Quote from: chicogon on March 07, 2010, 01:19:47 AM
Ows mao ba? How did I miss that?!! Abi ko man ug flashlight ning akong tigda bwahahaha!!!! Aw S-pot diay!!!

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 07, 2010, 01:38:18 AM

bwahahhahah!

siguradoha lang na injung S-POT nga naay baterya kanunay! ug hinay na ibuwad na laman na sa init para mo work pa...!

Kinahanglan full permi ang charge a S-pot aron anytime pwede magamit pagpangita sa G-spot! Bwahaha.

Quote from: Tonka on March 07, 2010, 01:05:51 AM

What are you laughing at? Do you still want to visit me?

 

Will you be in that avatar costume of yours?

Quote from: lindy on March 07, 2010, 04:22:59 AM
Ang usa pod unta nga hatagan ug pagtagad sa atong mga namunuan ilabi na sa City of Tagbilaran ang atong mga kalsada diha ug mga street lights. Pastilan puro naman intawon libaong nang atong mga agianan diha sa Tagbilaran ug ngit ngit pa gyud. Gawas pa hugaw sab tan awon ang atong ciudad. Hinaot matagaan ni ug pagtagad.

Uyon ko nimo ani, Bay Lindy. Ang physical aspect sa dapit importante pud kaajo. Cleanliness is always a big plus for tourism purposes.

Diha koy colleague kaniadto nga walhon sija in everything except in writing, kay gipugos sija sa ijang mama nga maestra pagsuwat with his right.

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 11:46:55 PM
oh choricho dili ikaw nga monkeyboy laki nga onggoy ang tinutokoy ni Parekoy

love your Bob Marli look, lets Reggae baby 

dreadlocks laugh

Ang ulam, este, alam ko, itoy ang tinutukoy, hindi unggoy.

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 11:38:19 PM
hahaha namomout ako at nalilingaw 

segi kayo muna dito at akoy maglibang libang pa okidocs?

Sige, ako rin, manginabuhay pa, magkikiskis [hindi halik, ha?] pa ng onidoro...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 11:23:05 PM
tumpak naman Parekoy, ganon ba di ko alam yan ah
akala koy tuli sila [tuli bagbag] ba?

Maling [hindi pagkain] akala yan, Marekoy, kayat [hindi Bisaya] kung mayroon kang mangunguyab nga Ilonggo, pahubarin mo kon di gani isalin mo na lang...

Quote from: islander on March 06, 2010, 11:22:18 PM
hey, you all!  you talkin' 'bout me?  unggoy tuod kog nawong, pero tawo baja ang mitaban nako.  baji pa jud.  and look at my attire.  it's cool, or my name's not rasta.   

Oops! Wa man palibak! No offense meant, Ms. Rasta.
We're just monkeying around, so please don't be nasta...

Quote from: islander on March 06, 2010, 11:11:19 PM
nakakaaliw kayong tanan.  eto, tumutulo (ang luha ko) sa katatawa.  nahisalaag ang thread sa dalaga noon at ngayon, lumiko sa tagalig, dumugtong si raquel proud sa kanyang kasarapan, saan ito hahantong?  sa lubnganan sa tinoli?  i mean, tinola (nga isdang dubok)?

Bwahaha. OK lang at tumutulo lang ang luha mo, ako dito ay talagang nakakalibang! Nagligidligid ako nga katatawa at mahalimuyak ang kapaligiran at katawan ko!

Quote from: nat-cast on March 06, 2010, 10:57:51 PM
hapit na mu withdraw bay hubz

Kanay sakto. Mo-withdraw kay dumadaog...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 11:01:14 PM
hihihi kung yan ang tambag mo sa akin,
gawin ko at titingnan ang panyo mo, ops payo pala hahaha

Ang payo ko pala [hindi piko], ay para sa lahat nating kasikad, este, kapatid diay. Sori at nalilibog na ako...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 10:42:45 PM
sumusunod [sa prosesyon] lang ako sa thread na ito Parekoy hihihi hahaha

Bwahaha. Sunod-sunod lang ha? Huwag kang kukuyog sa lubong dahil huhuot kayo!

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 06, 2010, 10:47:34 PM
Nakakaaliw naman kayong tulo.Alam ko accent nyo gahi din tulad ko mura kagahi sa binagow nang sandingan or mura kaya sa bato.Sarap managalig ngayon kasing sarap nang wakwak na nagsarap sarap sa kalangitan.

Bwahaha. Magpasarap sa kalangitan kahit konting kadjot lang! 

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 10:41:15 PM
OO nga pare lumilingiw lang sila kung hindi nila mapagpasenyahan
ang pag uusap [ng tubo] natin di ba?   


ito pa

Ito [nga isda] ay baka [dili kanding] hindi nila madawat [nga tuba]. Pero meron na man segurong iba [nga aslom] dyan na makasabot-- pati [nga langgam] na ang Ilonggo [nga pis*t]...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 10:29:31 PM
hahaha hindi ata yan namamatay, mabubuhay nga yan uli basta nakatulo na ang tagok
dahil yan ang dahilan nga bakit bomobokol? homohiyos nga lang?

Sabagay, parang drayber, jingle lang ang pahinga...

Bomobokol, homihiyos? Parang bugtong, a...

Namamatay, nabubuhi,
Tumitindog, gumagahi...  Unsa man!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 10:29:31 PM
hahaha hindi ata yan namamatay, mabubuhay nga yan uli basta nakatulo na ang tagok
dahil yan ang dahilan nga bakit bomobokol? homohiyos nga lang?

oh my goshi nasasapid na ang dila ko dito sa kakatagalig oh   

ayoko na mag usap ng tungkol sa tagok baka mamaya masisilihan ako ng isang ligong ni Nanay 

Ang aling bibig ang sisilihan? Bwahaha!

Quote from: chicogon on March 06, 2010, 02:32:09 PM
Midnight snaks: gi bahaw-bahaw nahabilin nga kinilaw ug adobong nokos!!! Kung bangungoton ko, aw, sige lang, nice smile man pod kay busog!!! Bwahehehe!!!

Simbako simbako bwahahaha!!!

OK kon mabangungot ka, Fr. Chic--basta lang, mabango nga utot!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 10:17:51 PM
kong sino [sino nga lubi] nakaihi dyan
kapag wala kayong katheter kuha lang ng noug
para pang bakbak okidocs? hihihi

ayan pa

Sa mga lahing [lahing nga lubi] palaihi, sorry lang. Ito si Kerstin kasi, ako ay masaya magbisaya apan siya ay mahilig magtagalig!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 10:14:04 PM
ang noug gagamitin lang ng bakbak kapag nakaihi
at magtagalig tayo dito dahil nga tagala sang ang thread na ito

hahaha  hihihi  nakaka lingaw

Kumukurog ang itlog at tumatalsik ang lisik natin dito! Tagaliog ang lalim ng mga pangungusap, kaya, usapa na! Ang hindi nalilingaw, pwede lilingiw na lang!

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 06, 2010, 09:10:47 PM


our dog Blacky nagwatch ni jacob samtang nagduwa duwa mi sa creek.paanod anod ug sticks hehehe.

What a lovable dog! Alert ra ba jamo while standing by the stroller!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 09:59:56 PM
baka hindi kalabaw,tambal ng bokol patutoloan ng tagok? 
or palaging magpatolo ng tagok para mawala ang bokol? hihihi hoh 

Bwahaha, sampak, este, tumpak! Ang bokol ay namamatay pag tumatagok!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 10:02:28 PM
tumpak din pare ah   hahaha hihihi

He he, salamat naman at sumampak yung sumpay ko...