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Quote from: BlueAngel on March 17, 2010, 04:44:25 PM
  centered as in centrifugal angle jud ang dakong tunok ni gatazan sa buko² -pelegro..!hee³

Quote from: BlueAngel on November 20, 2009, 04:52:16 AM
and now "d near is end" (ops sayop)

i did it ~my way~ ja²

dejaVü my faith saved me -grateful winky²

Quote from: catalina on March 17, 2010, 01:37:05 PM
hahhahhah
3points ko ron.

Quote from: taga tigbao on March 17, 2010, 03:17:25 PM
And it will be repeated if we vote someone like Villar. Hahahahahaha. Bitaw.

Quote from: chicogon on March 17, 2010, 11:17:46 AM
Unsang klaseng sungayan? Coz one of them defies medical science... dugay ka matiguwang... bwahahaha!!!

Quote from: Bambi on March 15, 2010, 11:56:15 PM
koddi, age is only a number.  health is most impt and  how you feel!

Quote from: taga tigbao on March 17, 2010, 10:21:46 AM
Because I think history repeats itself.

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 16, 2010, 09:37:10 PM
haaaay sinukli-ay sa mga maidlot nga mga panghunahuna! that was fun!

that was an intellectual intercourse between the dumb and the dumber!

gi butdan ko gabii agi kinatawa.

OT: dis a man ka gahappn Blew apil unta ka sa ilang anag kukabildo!

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on March 16, 2010, 11:21:49 PM
angayan jud siguro nga himoong imbestigador ang mga babaye kay grabe kaayo modala ug interrogation. sentensyado naka daan bisan dili pa proven guilty. 

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 16, 2010, 09:32:41 PM
kafairtz,maau lang unta ang mo rape nmo og homot,
kana ra ba sila ky wy kligo wy klipay nyahaha³

dli ky mao ra ni nga cases sa "mal-treatment" nahitabo didto - awful 

Quote from: islander on March 16, 2010, 04:41:56 PM
hello, frog lovers.  mosaliat ko, ha?  with your permission---

usahay ra ba, ning baki frog prince diay.  kana kun mosukol mog hawok.

usahay pod, naay baki ng prince diay sa una.  kana kun kinsay mohawok. 

so tulo ra gyod ang klase sa baki:  frog prince, prince frog, ug frog frog.  take your pick!

Quote from: catalina on March 16, 2010, 09:37:18 PM
hahhahha
utok? or nagdungaw sa libro.

Quote from: catalina on March 16, 2010, 01:34:33 PM
komkoma dajon pislit pislita aron pati ugat dili tugnawon.
hahahha

Quote from: catalina on March 16, 2010, 09:21:10 PM
hahahah
nisumbong si hubs nga ang ija itlog gitugnaw,mao ako ipakomkom og ipapislit pislet

Quote from: BedoAdoSalada on March 17, 2010, 08:45:59 AM
A retired general's joke.

Doot sa mga isda ...............................  school of fish
Pundok sa mga langgam.......................  Flock of birds.
Grupo sa mga magbabalaod .................. congress of baboons          

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on March 17, 2010, 08:24:46 AM
LOVED? Maybe to his LOYALIST ::)hahahaha...

Quote from: lgbluer on March 15, 2010, 10:13:22 AM
huh???cant you think of something nga mulast ug dugay??bisag simple thing lang???it doesnt mean mahal or big...read between the lines..

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 16, 2010, 08:37:24 PM
whopshala sowe LG ajaw lang kalagom dretzo ky pakatok ra na ^â—‹^

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 16, 2010, 08:11:54 PM
ajehehe hali hallo mga ka berks..muztamous ginamous tag peso ang takouz ^â—‹^

paghimo Bugz ky maghimo sad ko ala koy labortz og ma exile ta -toinks

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2010, 07:44:46 PM
ikaw lang nya ang mo abogado nako kon ma ban ko's TB..

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2010, 07:38:12 PM
bwahahahhaha.....di ba kaha kas sa eraser?

Quote from: vrglguapo on March 16, 2010, 05:47:18 PM
Mag knickers jud ug matulog sa ato kay daghan insectos basin ug sudlan ug ok-ok ang vagina hala jud..

Quote from: catalina on March 16, 2010, 06:52:47 PM
ang gidangat na hard boil egg.
hahhaha

Quote from: bugsay on March 16, 2010, 05:21:11 PM
Pamalihug lang...kay atong buhaton....bwahahahhaha

Quote from: catalina on March 16, 2010, 06:49:28 PM
kay ngano diay ang puthaw hubs,tay-onon na?na mao diay nahingo kay natitanus.
hahha

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on March 16, 2010, 02:18:46 AM
play basketball, eat, sleep and away sa asawa.

Quote from: islander on March 16, 2010, 04:27:25 PM
s
sakto tuod.  ang apan lang, arang luoja sa pag-welding.  motipas unja, sa bogan mataod, my goodness.  papilion pa jud ka sa shop--- oro, plata, mata?  sigurohon lang gyod nga oro, aron di matay-an.  unya, di na mistah ang tawag kundi--- the man with the golden gun.  

Quote from: lindy on March 16, 2010, 08:59:46 AM
sa klaro nga pagkasulti mabakakon usahay ang mga lalaki kay naglikay sa gubot.

sample: marriage after 20 yrs. ingon ang asawa, dear unsay tan aw nimo nako, cokacola body ba gihapon ko?

bana: ay sus dear wala gyud nausab uy, cokacola body ka lang gihapon. ( dalang hungx2 sa kaugalingon, galing kay litro na.) peace mga ladies.

Quote from: Bambi on March 16, 2010, 11:55:10 AM
Exactly! Pero kinahanglan gjod nga ilang baratohon ang presyo (hotel accomodation and improve the necessary services). I was in Thailand for two weeks vacation last 2006 and this coming Nov. 2010 I will spend my 2 weeks vacation in Bali.  5 stars hotels with breakfast is more affordable than in our country.

Quote from: catalina on March 16, 2010, 02:08:24 PM
aw dapat malipay ka,kay ikaw nitabang,dili ikaw gitabangan.

Quote from: aquarius on March 16, 2010, 03:49:55 PM
'bay Hubs..

nia ba ni sa Pilipinas?... para at least mapahimanghunaon nato atong mga brod nga mag-igmat hehehe....  di nako ma imagine, mora diay nig "piranha"?...kalainan lang daghan ngipon piranha morag gabas.. kuyawan man pod ta ani uy..hehehe...  delicadog maputlan ta..ok lang kung iluwa, basin masumpay pa.. ajaw lang tawon tunla problemang dako unsay isumpay..

Quote from: nat-cast on March 16, 2010, 03:21:19 PM
gui hisgot napod nimo bai ang way panty ..... gui gutom napod ko

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 15, 2010, 09:18:58 PM
Hahaha abi nako ug ako ray ingon ani Toy. Sumangil paduko duko ang ulo murag nag ampo jud ba diay nagduay ay unja usahay naglaway pa samtang si Father nagwali. Inig panindog na makurat murag nagsalimoang ug asa na dapit ang ebanghilyo.
Kana pong sa sakyanan basta naa ko sa passenger seat mura man ko ug duyanon makatug man ko dajon. Mag rosaryo man mi magbyahe una abtik pa ko motubag kadugayan magbalik balik na ug hail mary hail mary makamata ko ug balik ug maabot na sa destinasyon naa pay kaisog mangutana ug nahuman ba mi ug rosaryo unya diay naa pa sa unang mesteryo hehhehe.

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 16, 2010, 01:16:49 AM

sakpern na ka Hubs sa una ra! gamay ra jamo na imong kinatulgan.!

Quote from: Lollapalooza on March 16, 2010, 11:24:23 AM
pork asado nga siopao, ice tea

mangaon ta....

Quote from: nat-cast on March 16, 2010, 11:37:58 AM
hmmmm ...... it reminds me of something?

Quote from: catalina on March 16, 2010, 01:58:47 PM
hahahha
arang abtika imong imahinasyon nats ba?

Quote from: catalina on March 16, 2010, 01:44:00 PM
hahhah
lisod jod ang manabtanay no?gusto diay sa mag uuna sija ray tubag sa ija novena.

Quote from: catalina on March 16, 2010, 01:34:33 PM
komkoma dajon pislit pislita aron pati ugat dili tugnawon.
hahahha

Quote from: catalina on March 16, 2010, 01:45:25 PM
ngano nahingo man,sige ra pamaak,
hahhahah

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 16, 2010, 02:37:43 PM
believe don´t  hope. ataya pod.

Quote from: catalina on March 16, 2010, 02:17:06 PM
aw mao nay giingon,nga mogamit god sa ija powers,molufad.flying american frog.
hahhaha

Quote from: chicogon on March 16, 2010, 01:34:08 PM
Unsa na headline? FILIPINO GIGOLO IN FLORIDA CONVICTED OF MURDERING FASHION MAGNATE GIANNI VERSACE!??

Aw kung naay Pinoy version of Jellybean siguradong mag yawyaw pod... joke joke joke.

Luoy baya pod si Jellybean kay maski unsa pa niyag duot iyang ulo pagsabot sa atong kinaiyahan ug kabuang, di jud nija maapas. In fairness to you Jellybean, your ignorance and unfamiliarity to our culture, customs as well as our "dry" sense of humor, coupled with some of our stubborness... makes it really difficult or even impossible for you to even comprehend what we're trying to say. Much less follow our trends of thought. Yes, you're right here JB, in the US when you say black it means black, no is no, yes is a yes. In the Philippines (Bohol especially which is surrounded by water) we have what we call "istorya ilawom sa dagat" (talk under the sea). Close to not talking in absolute terms..., meaning, we get OT (out of topic) easily but we know how to come back and get out of trouble... we spice things up a bit to get out of monotony of a topic or subject - and inject all kinds of thoughts, some harmful but with no intention to hurt (although sometimes our tactlessness do hurt)... sexual overtones and undertones but with smilies in them, etc.

In short, most people here at TB are not hardened criminals or what-have-you. They're just people trying to have fun over at the internet... expressing their thoughts, feelings or what... and we don't even know what part of the world they are from. Yes, we do have Boholano lineage - most of us if not all - but we're not bad people as you have insinuated or blatantly call us at times (that trigger not-so-good-thoughts), which naturally - without reservation - is pure speculation or simply a blatant accusation. I'm religious, yes, but I'm no messiah. I won't let anyone throw stone at me (unless I wear a hard hat). But admit it, you yourself got carried away way too easily because of just one word "foreigner" the writer of the article we don't even know. Maybe we should stone the media man, hahaha. 

Quote from: catalina on March 16, 2010, 01:57:33 PM
majong mobudlot lang,maka iget pa jod.
hahhaa

Quote from: catalina on March 16, 2010, 01:54:56 PM
grabe man god ang power sa baki,mula ulo hanngang paa,pati pa tae og ija kokak.

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 16, 2010, 01:53:13 PM
bwahahhahaha!

pinaagi sa akong powers, mahimo kang bakiiiii!!!!

Quote from: catalina on March 16, 2010, 01:41:25 PM
abi nako og momow.
hahhaa

Quote from: catalina on March 16, 2010, 01:40:07 PM

ni atras ko pag ka doctor hubs,kay dili nako kaya ang frog powers.

Quote from: benelynne on March 16, 2010, 10:42:10 AM
This does seem like an overkill. After all, it's unlikely the Japanese guy was armed. In many countries, this offense would fall under the category of "civil cases" and would not merit such a high-powered operation.  The SWAT team just perhaps received their training completion certificate and needed a practicum.

Quote from: JellyBean on March 16, 2010, 03:10:42 AM
Foreigner rapist in Philippines front page news here.

But if a Filipino raping in his own countryman it goes to back pages

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on March 16, 2010, 01:08:23 AM
madam bambi, as what i had read from history books and other related articles. most of the countries who somewhat imposed martial in their countrie before became progressive countries.

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 16, 2010, 12:01:40 AM

ako unta i ilis ang bag-ong diktador! hahahhah!

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on March 16, 2010, 01:37:47 AM
akong asawa di mokompyansa ug mag ing ani ra. kay siguradong taroyan jud dayon.

Quote from: islander on March 16, 2010, 10:12:07 AM
bay hubs, with due respect, trumpeting i believe isn't so apt.  the trumpeteer's real identity isn't there for everyone to know anyway, so the sound may just fall on equally unidentified deaf ears.

jelly bean is simply lamenting the fact that when foreigners commit crimes they are front page headlines in our local papers while those who do good are hardly accorded even a burial in the inside pages.  and she/he is right, generally speaking. 

your fan,

islander

Quote from: islander on March 15, 2010, 10:14:01 PM
unsa may diperensiya sa korambos ug timbayayong, bai hubs?  mahimo bang moingon nga magkorambosay ta sa atong pagtimbayayong?

Quote from: aquarius on March 15, 2010, 11:40:48 AM
And come to think of it, we pour ourselve s more
into work than into our own family,
an unwise investment indeed,
don't you think?
So what is behind the story?


Do you know what the word FAMILY means?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU [/color]

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 15, 2010, 08:36:49 PM
hahaha ngano bitaw ning magkataas atong edad magkagamay pud atong tulog. Aw once makamata tag dis oras lisod na ibalik ug tulog. Unya raba ug naa ta sa simbahan magparok parok ta bisan unsaon ug fight aron di moparok parok mag duay ay nuon ug samot ang ulo kay nakatug.hehehe

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 15, 2010, 08:45:43 PM
Murag formal paminawon ang Kasosyo. Like kasosyo sa negosyo. Ok pud ang korambos pero mao man ni gamiton sa mga bata nga magkurambos ug goma tempong magduwa duwa.
ex. ikorambos nato ang jolen aron modaghan.

Quote from: bugsay on March 09, 2010, 05:39:53 PM
kanang word nga "kurambos", unsa may kalainan ana bai Hubs?

Quote from: Lollapalooza on March 09, 2010, 05:34:02 PM

well define sir Hubs...pero kung makigsangga...dili ko ana for i know imo gyud ng trono...ikaw ang mastermind ana

Quote from: farimz on March 13, 2010, 02:36:23 PM
wahahahaha....mura jd ko boang dri cge katawa..........
wahahahaha...  

Quote from: Lollapalooza on March 15, 2010, 06:44:45 PM
nyahahaha....mao gani ingon ana kay wa gyud bintana akong kwarto ug ambot nganong wa patubangi sa akong amahan ug bintana

Quote from: islander on March 15, 2010, 06:30:41 PM
practical pod ka, hubs?  basin dunay egg cancer?

Quote from: Lollapalooza on March 15, 2010, 06:24:50 PM
bwahahaha.....honestly, sometimes lang oi...loose t-shirt akong ginasuot and no bra and panty...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on March 15, 2010, 06:12:17 PM
i don't wear bra and panty whenever i go to sleep LOL (igangan ko)

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 15, 2010, 03:27:44 AM
unsa bah? unsa gud naka lambigit sa tudlo ug sa itlog??? singan??? lajoooo ra kaajo!

Anyway, im going to a b-day party kita ra ta ninyo unya ug maka log pa ko.

Quote from: nat-cast on March 15, 2010, 06:01:17 PM
bay hubs i prefer nag bra pero walay panty

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 14, 2010, 10:35:56 PM

kabalo ka mo photoshop ani Hubs? kay naa ko ipa photoshop anih?

Quote from: nat-cast on March 15, 2010, 05:53:35 PM
i hate them

Quote from: bugsay on March 15, 2010, 01:00:35 PM
basin gisikoy sa menyakis nga willy...

Quote from: lgbluer on March 15, 2010, 10:16:14 AM
aw...para nako ra man sad na...unsaon nalang na ang kanindot sa palce unya binuang ra d i ang sa guy????its better to say it in a simple way and place as long as tinuoray...magpasosyal-sosyal pa jud..but sa ending..wa gihapoy padulngan.

Quote from: Way Nada on March 15, 2010, 08:43:44 AM

Marcos will go down in history as the only president who built more roads than all the presidents combined from Aguinaldo to Macapagal.

Quote from: nat-cast on March 15, 2010, 01:06:52 PM
constipation?

Quote from: nat-cast on March 14, 2010, 05:24:05 PM
how sad

Quote from: nat-cast on March 15, 2010, 11:47:35 AM
lami ba bai hubz? .... wala paman ko katilaw ana

Quote from: nat-cast on March 15, 2010, 11:42:21 AM
forced labor?

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 15, 2010, 03:25:21 AM
wa! alas 4 na hapit! pastilan!

Quote from: nat-cast on March 15, 2010, 11:40:08 AM
naay uban gusto og snow

Quote from: lgbluer on March 15, 2010, 10:28:55 AM
mao ba???

Quote from: aquarius on March 15, 2010, 10:15:45 AM

>Moral lesson of the story: kaya lang naman nagsi-sinungaling ang mga lalaki, eh for a good and noble reason.   

Quote from: taga tigbao on January 18, 2010, 10:59:46 AM
Hahahahahaha. Karon pa ko kabasa aning imohang post Te. Wa jamo koy nada sa Manila nga gikan sa amo kay nahagbong lagi sa bakilid ang bus nga among gisakjan, gikan ra ba to sa Bohol nga trip. Kaingon jamo ko ug mamatay na ko ato ba. Maajo ra ganing kay nakaikyas sa tawag ni Kamatayan.