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Quote from: aquarius on March 19, 2010, 06:31:16 PM
Bay Hubs..


hahaha.. morag "da ring" man siguro na?... kadtong paspas mokatkat nga morag kagang nga pati ang manan-aw makuyawan, hehehe....

He he, mao bitaw. Ang Japanese version ray ahong nakit-an ani...

Sa tanto nakong paminaw
Si Day Farimz diay naghupaw
Kay dugay na siyang wa katilaw
Og gugma nga hilaw...

(Bow)

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 19, 2010, 06:10:29 PM
bai hubs kung wala si mrs. Camay ang aking ginagamit. (inday palad)

pero kung anjan si mrs. syempre Safeguard.

He he, kon pul-an kay Camay, pwede Dove (kalapating mababa ang lipad, bwahaha)

Taas diay pud tinuod kag buhok, Ms. Faith? Sige, comb your hair over your face, have your picture taken, unja mao nay ibutang nga imong avatar. Ajaw na lang pangitag atabay.

Quote from: fongxz on March 19, 2010, 03:37:29 PM
TB is really very interesting site...i gather a lot of infos sa tanang topic in life..
...my salute to ALL of you guys...

Welcome to TB, Ondoy (or is it Inday) Fong.
Here in TB, you can be right or you can be wrong
But it matters little. You're always welcome as long
As you remain nice, Ondoy (or is it Inday) Fong.

Quote from: farimz on March 19, 2010, 03:46:09 PM
Usa ka tuig ang niligid
Ako gihapon nagtakilid 
Dili gihapon makaatubang
Tungod sa kasakit natulimbang. 

Human sa imong pagkatulimbang
Di ka niya kaakog atubang
Kay diha kay sekretong nasip-ak
Human niya ni ayohag makmak?

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 19, 2010, 03:50:18 PM
ako hotdog na may karneng baboy unja gi butangan ug catsup, baw unsay pangan sa ing aning linutu-an, giluto ra man ni sa ahong kauban diri  sa balay.

He he, kompleto man ning potahe nimo, Bay Vhinz...

Magdumot man diay
Ang inday nga gamay...

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 19, 2010, 02:32:14 PM
duna man pod mga baje ga sige ug masturbate. comments mga baje diri sa TB. 

Unsa kahay ilang gi-prevent kon maohon?

Quote from: lindy on March 19, 2010, 01:08:46 PM
3 weeks ago diha ko namahaw sa Caingget pastilan lamia.

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 19, 2010, 02:26:15 PM
naku sarap, nakacaingget naman.

He he, nakacaingget nga. Kaya lang, kon masobrahan pud og kain, nakacaiget pud....

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 18, 2010, 09:00:00 PM
sagad pod sa mga baje mapaubsanon.

Mapailawmon pud...

Quote from: tohnichi007 on March 19, 2010, 01:15:26 PM
Korek hubs i have insomnia na jud guro ehehehe

OK ra ang insomnia basta wa kay tupad nga naghagok!

PANAWAGAN SA RADIO

Mrs : Sir, pwede ko manawag sa akong bana sa radyo, ninglayas unya gidala among lima ka anak.
Announcer : Go ahead, Mrs.
Mrs : Hoy, amaw! Iuli ang mga bata! Usa ra imo ana!

Quote from: nat-cast on March 19, 2010, 10:29:07 AM
bai bugs buhati og duwa ka lungag kanang dili ta magpakog ...... pleaseeeee

Bwahaha. Aw, kon magpakog, bituon maoy makit-an--duol² gihapon sa langit!

Quote from: bugsay on March 19, 2010, 10:17:16 AM
bahala'g manga-opaw ta ani...hehehe

Sakto. Kaysa maopaw lang sa way hinungdan, bwahaha.

Quote from: bugsay on March 19, 2010, 10:10:59 AM
sige pa ko'g lungag sa bongbong.......

Bwahaha. Pangandami ang bujinggit!

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on March 18, 2010, 10:29:55 PM
dugaya pud ni volunteer ni bugsay oi. dili man ko pwede mahimong tig picture sa mga nag swim suit kay dali ra kaayo ni goto school ang akoa.

Basin ningpalit pa si Bay Bugs og tissue para itrapo...


...sa camera lens.

Quote from: taga tigbao on March 19, 2010, 09:33:02 AM
Patay! Is this the end of the anti-prostate cancer treatment?

Ajaw i-cold turkey, Bay Tigs, kay erectile dysfunction na hinuon ang problema...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on February 07, 2010, 11:07:28 AM
Makaupaw pud ning magsegi ug lolo. Bantug ra daghan laki upaw hahahah.

Daghang dili motuo ani...

Niay akong ipuno, Bay BNC. Mao ni poor man's drink, he he...

Masturbating Butterfly (nagkurog samtang naglupad)

Quantities for one drink:

3/4 oz Absolut® Vodka
3/4 oz Midori® Melon Liqueur
3/4 oz Jagermeister® Herbal Liqueur
3/4 oz Sprite® Soda
3/4 oz Sweet And Sour Mix

Blending Instructions:

Pour Midori, Absolut and sour mix into a glass on the rocks. Splash with the Sprite. With a spoon turned scoop side down, float your shot of Jager on top.

Serving Glass:

Old Fashioned Glass

Quote from: aquarius on March 19, 2010, 09:22:41 AM
Nindot ning topica... .. pero morag di man ni applicable ni esmi kay caesarian man 3 times  ... period na sab kay na phobiayahan nako.. delicado pod daw ug dugangan pa     "restored" man always... way promo. ani unsaon pag restore sa uwat sa tiyan nga mobalik pagka hamis?


kanang tawas tinuod diay na maka restore ug virginity?... di ba para man pod ni sa under-arm odor?.. unsa diay na nanimaho pod diay na'g  ilok? 

Mao. Kon Caesarian, dili na tuod kinahanglan ang restoration...

Pero nganong i-restore pa man? Para lang jud maproblema ang mga lalaki? Daghan pa ra ba jamong seremonyas kon virgin...

Quote from: arki on March 19, 2010, 05:45:19 AM

Lakas-kampi CMD Regional Chairman and former provincial chairman Gov. Erico B. Aumentado said a recent survey commissioned by US and UK companies in the country has revealed that Lakas standard bearer Gilberto Teodoro has been catalputed next to Nationalista Party's Manuel Villar.

Leading the survey of 5,000 respondents across the country by Campaign and Images Group was Senator Manny Villar at 31% while Teodoro placed second with 24%.

Liberal party's Benigno Aquino III slid down to third with 20% while former president Joseph Estrada capped fourth with 13%.

He he, dili kaha gihatag lang sa Campaign ang Images Group (if there really is such an entity--and if, for that matter, an honest-to-goodness survey was indeed conducted) ang resulta nga gusto sa nag-commission nilang US and UK companies...

Kini maoy laing nindot nga quote on women:

"For me, women are either goddesses or doormats." --Pablo Picasso

Afraid of women? Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf? Who's aftraid of Vagina Dentata?

Quote from: faithal on March 18, 2010, 10:39:46 PM
lami dirhe, mortal sin!! hahaha )

Pagkaon ni, Day Faith, or kan-anan?

Naay natapsingan, naa puy bull's-eye...

Quote from: chicogon on March 18, 2010, 11:41:00 PM
Bwahaha.... balik napod sa uno... hinay-hinay napog taud ug marpel, false teeth, bridge, root canal, jacket ug uban pa. 

Sakto diay no? Pwede pa diay tuod ipadayon ang relasyon!

Quote from: Michael Ligalig on February 16, 2008, 11:07:56 PM


Pahinumdum lang ha...

Santisima! Kaluoy sa ujab ani nija. Unsaon kaha...

Oi, Ms. Faith, if you're as slim as you look sa imong avatar, pwede pa ka a few kilos more...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 18, 2010, 09:11:53 PM

See?(OT)  even them people are confused like some of ours. Kay as i can remember, the last time the JW knocked my door and tried to discuss some scripture, they asked me if i believe the end of the world would , and i said "eventually will and we people are responsible for it" and they insisted that God  promised the He will protect the world from destruction. I insisted that whether we like it or not, maybe not soon but later in our several generations to come , everything will end that even prayers cant help. It is nature.

wa na mobalik! 

Anyway, speaking of separation, if churches dont recite the pledge or whatever then why did they insisted the state to recite it? aguy ning balik na sad ta sa TB version ani! wrong thread...

Bwahaha. Kon tagaan kog kahigayonan pagpili, imbis adto ko kastigohon sa kapuol sa Bible Study: Tubag Bohol Version, bahala na lang kon pakantahon kog Bayang Magiliw unja mapriso kay jabag! Ribbet, ribbet!

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 18, 2010, 09:05:06 PM
aw dili pod siguro kay sige mn pod ko ug attend.

Bwahaha. Dili man kaha ang meeting place kasikbit sa ilang balay unja sige lang kang "May-I-go-out" kay mangihi kuno?

Quote from: tohnichi007 on March 18, 2010, 08:57:11 PM
LOL   

Actually, if you ask me, impotence is less a sign of a heart ailment as it is a sign of a broken heart...

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 18, 2010, 08:46:20 PM
e gilinggiling mo  lang

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 18, 2010, 09:02:01 PM
egualmente e feliz noite

com gilinggiling acabara logo

Quote from: tohnichi007 on March 18, 2010, 08:54:49 PM
maayo hinuklogan samtang galigad wa pa katug 

Ajaw lang palabiig kahinuklog, Ms. Tohni, basin ma-insomnia ka...

Quote from: tohnichi007 on March 18, 2010, 08:51:59 PM
hahahah video conference jud 

Para mapakita ang ebidensya, bwahaha.

boa noite meu amigo

Quote from: nat-cast on March 18, 2010, 08:36:17 PM
it will end somewhere

just like the rainbow

Quote from: magbalantay on March 18, 2010, 02:40:21 PM
  Lipay pud ko bai hubs nga wa na pud ko ka register kAY SAMOK NING ATONG ELECTION! Sa akong paminaw hapit na magpinatyanay ning mga followers. Unja inig kahuman sa election asa na man padulong ning mga followers? Wala na sad!

He, he, bitaw, morag baboyng irong boang ning ubang followers. Pero makaingon baja ta nga naay positive effect ang eleksyon, if only to agitate us and bring out the best (though sadly, the worst, too) in us--such that we feel alive, in contrast to the rest of the time when we simply plod on with our nondescript lives, ordinary and uneventful and without the consolation of hope and the blurred vision of a world larger than our quotidian concerns.

Quote from: lindy on March 18, 2010, 03:52:04 PM
aron dili mo matintal pagtakin pod ug seksi nga tsik.

Sakto bitaw, Bay Lindy. Nindot pa jud. Ang nakaporke lang, basin di na bale nga tipion ka sa uban, kay mao na ni gibuhat sa gitakin nimong tsik!

Quote from: tohnichi007 on March 18, 2010, 04:38:05 PM
Sayang wa ni naku mabasa dayon pag post. CAD or Cardiovascular Disease is our subject this week and my very interesting(LOL) report yesterday was about Sexuality to elderly people. I could also have shared this eheheh

Unja pwede pud unta imong giapilan og videoconference with Sir FD, para authentic!

Quote from: islander on March 18, 2010, 07:54:31 PM
ang imong ikalimang asawa, hahahaha!

Ikalima? Basin nasajop kag ihap, bwahaha.

Quote from: willmerit on March 18, 2010, 07:50:08 PM
akong nadunggan ang ginamos makatayag tinai,  mukaon ko basta akong nanay maoy gagama, di ko mukaon anang baligja sa merkado kay nakakita ko sa una ang mga ulod isig ijahay ug kamang unja gipangwitik ra sa tindera, sukad ato di na jud ko mukaon ug di ko kahibaw kinsa'y gagama.  in fairness, lami ang ginamos gisahon butangan ug daghang kamatis ug green onions.

Ahong nahibaw-an kay sa uban tujoon kuno nga naay ulod kay lami kuno. Is it true that some Filipinos up north prefer nga uloron ang isda before kan-on? (Sorry, no aspersion is meant to be cast, just asking for clarification.)

Quote from: aquarius on March 18, 2010, 04:48:14 PM
Bay Hubs... fellow TB members..

tinuod ba gud ning mga JWs, di gyod mo salute sa flag ug mokanta ug national anthem?... I understand wa man gyoy national anthem nga kantahon in any church related activities, before & after even in Catholic, wa koy nadumduman ... what I mean, outside the church related activities, see, in the school or government offices, are they (JWs) not doing that?... just asking.... basically, that's the primary obligation being Filipino Citizen, our national identity,  to sing the national anthem, to salute the flag... If so,does it mean, wa poy sundalo nga JWs?. ... 'am just asking.. tama ka Hubs.. wa pod ni sila'y kandidato.. di pod ni sila naga participate sa political arena? so kung sila pabut-on .. wa ni silay brgy capt, way mayor, way congressman.. wa tanan, unsay form sa ilang government?   ...members'  inputs is  additional info....just confused..... thanks.  

..sorry ha..naabot naman ta JWs.. between Pineda ug NHI raman unta hehehe...

Sori sa uban, OT na mi ani, pero just for sharing...

Not in church, of course, kay wa may flag-raising nor singing of national anthems sa simbahan. Time and again JW members in the Philippines and elsewhere get into trouble with the authorities because they teach their children not to bow to heathen idols (sorry if my language is imprecise). In fact, their activities are proscribed in many countries precisely because they insist on not serving two masters (again, sorry for the linguistic imprecision). I'm not really that familiar with this organization, but what I know is that adherents believe that the world will end soon--and perhaps that's the reason why they insist on not waste time and resources on following the earthly concerns of national governments.

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 18, 2010, 06:18:57 PM
baw kung tinoõd daw ng jatakjatakan ng ginamos sa sapatos aron dali ma maws, unja paga palahon ug isod sa tajang taro.

Nakadungog pud ko ani, pero dili jatakjatakan sa sapatos--kay ang nagjatakjatak nagtiniil! Unja dili tajaon ang taro--ang pala maoy tajaon!

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 18, 2010, 05:57:54 PM
mao diay tong among presidente kay gus2 jud nija ad2 sa ilang balay ang meeting perme, ajejejejejeje

Ikaw tingali ang gikahadlokan nija, Bay Vhinz, labi na kon tua sa gawas ang meeting unja absent ka...

Nice post. And relevant to TB, too...

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 18, 2010, 02:37:11 PM
salamat kaayo hofelina, pabakasyon ra ba ko karong sabado puhon. 

Ajaw jud patental, Bay Vhinz, kay usahay ra ba, seksi nga tsik ang ilang ipaon...

Quote from: islander on March 18, 2010, 12:53:06 PM
time sa ra gud.  adultery para ra ba na sa babaye?  kung lalaki diay, babytery o adolescentery?  mora man hinoon ug ang babaye makasala, adult pero kung ang lalaki... ahem, unsa may tawag sa inyong sala nga susama ani? 

Babytery or adolescentery? Ang ahong nahibaw-an kay ang mahilig sa teen-ager (or DC), ang tawag dysentery!

Quote from: islander on March 18, 2010, 12:48:41 PM
bull's eye, torokitok!  mahilig jud ka sa duha, bay hubs.  duha ba kaha tawon imong asawa?  adultery ra ba na, according to the bible.

Taym sa, kinsay nag-ingon nga minjo si Botoy?

Quote from: islander on March 18, 2010, 01:00:53 PM
usahay, kun damanon.  at least naman, my beanie is so useful.  mahimo nakong idali ug tabon sa akong nawong in case modagan ko nga naked pagawas sa balay kun maglinog (simbako lang) ug nawa na ang akong usual rasta clothes kay nasaypan diay ug sul-ob sa akong pares.   

Nawong jud ang unahon pagtabon?

Did I get it right? Mag-unag karatil imong pares, Ms. Isle? Puti diayg itlog! Bwahaha.

Quote from: faithal on March 18, 2010, 02:05:02 PM
ASA MAN TA MAGSUGOD?

You can start here...

Pwede magsugod kag thread...

Pero daghan kang kasumpayan...

Quote from: gwargz on March 18, 2010, 10:17:46 AM

This may be offensive to any member of Jehovah's Witnesses.
But we just talk it positively here your views of the national anthem,
nothing personal, nothing bad in mind for me, magtatanong lang po.

I just want to know, why is the Jehovah's Witnesses
members will not sing the national anthem nor recite
the Panatang Makabayan.

Basic tenet sa JWs ang separation of the flock from the sinful secular world--as represented, I suppose, by national governments as we know them. Sa ato pa, they don't recognize temporal authorities (except their own). Mao nga dili sila mo-salute sa flag, dili mokantag any national anthem in the world. Dili pud ni sila mobotar--so segurado kong way JWs among the many scurrilous members of TB nga nanggilalis kinsay mas hawod sa ilang mga kandidato...

Quote from: islander on March 18, 2010, 01:54:49 PM
peace pod, hubag, brother.  hubag ahong baba kay bag-o pa nahong gipaak ang dunggan sa ahong ujab, which turned out to be harder than a buwad sanga!  so i carry hubag around with me.  ikaw bay hubag-hubagan, lalim ba.  (this explains my mona lisa smile, ms da binsi.  glad you like it.  i like your artistic taste!)

Dili kaha vampire bat imong ujab, Ms. Isle? Or worse, vampire frog!

Salamat, Ms. Stateville. Gamiton nako ning alternate avatar when I feel especially mischievous.

Quote from: faithal on March 18, 2010, 11:00:12 AM
thanks 4d warm welcome!!!

Sige, apil nas pakatok!

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 18, 2010, 02:51:18 AM
mo kanta man sad tag ahat ani BAKIT NGAYON KA LANG

Permi baja ning kantaha i-dedicate nako--sa akong previous job kay kada adlaw late ko moabot sa opisina!

Quote from: vrglguapo on March 18, 2010, 03:27:42 AM
para nako gamay kaayo ang plaza nga e remodel pa mag gama na lang ug bag o nga plaza diha sa Dao dool sa mall unya e landscaping jud para nindot tan awon.

Mas nindot pa ni nga project kaysa uban dihang way klaro...

Quote from: nat-cast on March 18, 2010, 10:24:14 AM
bakasyon na nila ...... ilugan ko pirme niya dire sa computer

Bwahaha. Permi na diay kang absent ani ron, Bay Nat, until the middle of June!

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on March 18, 2010, 01:17:10 AM
Hehehehehe..PILDING MAGLAGOT Basta election manggawas ang baho

He he, remarkable impacted feces diay ang manggawas...

Quote from: aquarius on March 18, 2010, 09:55:46 AM
Bay Hubs..

hahaha.... maayo tong 'migo nimo kay boy scout "always prepared" in case of emergency hahahaha.. at least di maghago iyang asawa'g pangita kung asa na?....  kasilyas ra man diay natu'g ...hehehe worst to worst.. tama siya kay kung kwarto nila matulog basin ipa barangay pa siya sa iyang asawa..hehehe.. reckless imprudence resulting to illegal disposal of waste hahaha... pakapinan pag under influence of "agua de pataranta".... 

Bwahaha. Atong buhatan og new crime category--malicious mischief and unjust vexation committed in the conjugal abode, bwahaha!

DENTIST : 'Ga, undangon na nato ning atong relasyon, morag mamatikdan na ta ani sa imong mister!

GIRL (desparately but sweetly): But we love each other, don't we?

DENTIST : Oo, lagi, pero mahutdan na tag pasangil! Usa na lang ang nahibilin nimong ngipon!


Bwahaha.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Kadtong mga "no time @ all", mao tingali ni ang ilang gibuhat:

“Naked I came, and naked I leave the scene,
And naked was my pastime in between.”

--J. V. Cunningham

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 18, 2010, 09:17:56 AM
mura bitaw ug ikaw Hubs!!! wink*

murag gukdonon man na ug tulo ka lugas nga tokog sa nanay nang nawonga inosente unta..!

hahahaha

Sipata bitawg nawong bataa. Itujok-tujok seguro ang inahan sa punoan sa mansanitas sa tugkaran sa balay!

Bwahaha. Mao diay tong ahong amigong palahubog, kon masobrahan ganig laklak adto matulog sa ilang CR...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 18, 2010, 09:21:24 AM

dili! kadto ra nang plastic gigamit sa mga bata ig mag costume party! hahahha!

Bwahaha. Ang plastik angay lang na sa dili tinuod nga bull, or bull-bull. (Oi, lain man paminawon ning pulonga. Na hala, imbis bull, toro. Toro-toro na lang!

Quote from: islander on March 18, 2010, 09:18:54 AM
Ay!  Estocada?  You mean the matador's coup de gras for the bull (or bullfrog in some other version)?  Aray, my apapangig is morag nawingig ni pakyaw!   

He he, ang kalainan lang, ang coup de grass, er, gras (sorry, light-headed pa ko, bwahaha) for the bull anha sa tangkugo, while sa bullfrog, anha sa kigow!

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 18, 2010, 09:09:30 AM
speaking of that mixed-breed-good-looking pusakal, indeed you are very good looking Miss Isle.

i am always mesmerized by your demure but devilish monalisa smile!

Mona Lisa smile bitaw, no? Pero, pwede pud nanghuboy ang simod kay bag-o lang gikulata sa ujab! Peace, Ms. Isle!

Quote from: islander on March 18, 2010, 08:56:20 AM
and i thought all along that ours is a brown frog.  actually i'm pure boholano-filipino, until somewhere along the way our bloodline was diluted.  now i'm often asked whether i'm chinese (pekingese), japanese (spitz), german (shepherd), or english (hound).  and now you've added irish (setter) to the mix!  truth be told, i'm just your good, old trustworthy pusakal, and proud to be one.  (good-looking too, take note.)

Oh! All along I thought you're an orangukal! (A good-looking one, of course.)

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 16, 2010, 12:25:08 AM
then lets start:


MT 23:13 "Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You shut the kingdom of heaven in men's faces. You yourselves do not enter, nor will you let those enter who are trying to.

Ay! La estocada! 

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 18, 2010, 08:24:24 AM

kana maoy klarong bugal2x nga smile! ahahhaa!

love that pic!

Bitaw, Ms. MDB. Sus, ako unta ning himoong avatar--with the permission of Ms. Stateville--galing lang, ingon ani man ang ahong hitsura as a kid, basin sige tang tago-tago mailhan na hinuon ta ani!

Quote from: islander on March 18, 2010, 08:35:12 AM
the man is green, the grass is greener.  (with apologies to 'the other man's grass is always greener.') 

bitaw, unsa man ning green man, martian?

In the context of Tubag Bohol, baki in disguise ni sija, bwahaha!

Speaking of green, Happy St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Isle! Of course, I'm sure you know that St. Patrick's Ireland is the Emerald Isle. Hey, wait a minute, you must be Irish!

An Irish Rastafarian, wow, that's cool!

Here it is!



He he, tayming pa jamo ang kolor kay St. Patrick's Day ron!

Bwahaha. Si Bay Nat na lang ang so far wa pa kahithit ani nga quotation...

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 18, 2010, 04:57:33 AM
tua na butangi..! ma budlatimouz mode na jud ta ani permi 


whops watch una kog Vampire Diaries -winky²

Hala ka! Naa ra bay vampire frogs!

Quote from: statesville on March 18, 2010, 02:52:42 AM
It takes 72 muscles to frown- only 14 to smile

so smile para dili dali mangunot
kay wala na unyay mahimuot
kon puno na kas kunot 

Keep smiling; it makes everyone wonder what you are up to
<img src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:guRlXb4wQ9MbWM:http://kimandjason.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pinoy-kid-laughing-300x300.jpg">

He he, subscribe ko ani. Daghang maintriga sa imong smile. Segurado maglagot imong mga kontra!

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 18, 2010, 02:38:46 AM

klaro jud ang  sintonada  sa  magkanta ana mura naman dayun ug si Christina Aguilera ang style dayun ! pastilan ma subpoena'han tag ahat sa H1N1 !

Kini usa ka butang nga dili pwede sa multi-tasking!

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 18, 2010, 04:40:00 AM
aw kana hinoon lain nga klaseha,always man na vitamin sa utok - di ba?
bizan ala pa kay..do..re..mi..fa..so..la..ti..do.. kana ray ma konsiderahan tali sa NHI 

A, mag-piano man diay dajon...

He he, makaadik ra ba nag klaseha sa vitamin...

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on March 18, 2010, 07:52:42 AM
Okay man lang siguro basta mag duet sila ni OZZIE OSBORNE

Unsa kaha kon ang ka-duet si Bob Arum?

Once upon a time, a long time ago in a kingdom far, far away, there was a little town called Tubag Bohol.  It was a happy place. The townsfolk would gather at the town square in the early evening to tell stories and sing songs. One day,...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 18, 2010, 02:15:01 AM
ajaw na iapil nang klaseha Hubs kay makalingaw jud na sha bisan pa ug nagkalisud!

Bwahaha, ajaw lang jud kantag Bayang Magiliw while at it, Ms. MDB, kay makihaan kas NHI!

Warm welcome, Miss Faithal!

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 17, 2010, 09:11:09 PM
uzahay mopahuway btw. ko, ky mapogä na ako intellect sa kalantip nila hee³

mag BSBS(Mike L. term) ra ko-as in basa²

Aw, abi nahog nalingaw kag laing klase nga intercourse, bwahaha.

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 17, 2010, 08:28:25 PM
datz our question of d'day hee³

might be- rapid ebid mouth nyahaha

Hinuon, if we're talking about eyes budlatized by kissing, basig rabid evil moron, bwahaha.

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 17, 2010, 08:14:45 PM
kana iza ka Ering nmo ky nag diwalwal na ang Dila morag padong na manilaf..laf..laf

Pwede pud bag-o lang nahuman!

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 18, 2010, 12:09:54 AM

*There is no real difference between the grass and the man who mows it.*  ~Albert Szent-Györgyi~

*There is no real difference between the grass and the man who smokes it.*  ~Hubag Saint-Böhol~

Bitaw, oi. GTG kay manikasikay una, so let me say goodbye with a Bible quote:

Revelation 16:13

And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs coming out of the mouth of the dragon, out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 17, 2010, 08:11:28 PM
OMG anybody help..! boom platsch flatty carotty..here comes the Rammler smatsch² yum

Here comes the frumious Bandersnatch
Who loves to eat froggy
With flatty carotty
And with the Rosin-Rammler smatsch...

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 17, 2010, 08:01:53 PM
so that U will not be budlat anymore,en enjoy ur REM phase,,hee³

Unsay REM, rapid ejac movement? Sori³, makasala na pud ta ani...

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 17, 2010, 08:07:03 PM
wla man maukab ako mouth ana? a close smile? naa ba na?

There are at least 3 kinds of smiles:

- close smile

- open smile

- nagtingsi morag buhi

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 17, 2010, 08:07:03 PM

kana imo ky overrated Smile (avatar) morag nag bugal² nang Eringä na hee³

Kanang ahong avatar means "smiling over spilt milk," he he.

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 17, 2010, 07:58:49 PM
the quick blue fox jump over the greeny-noisy frog..! smash....hee³

The frog up on the steeple,
Sits high above the people.
Ah-tishoo, ah-tishoo.
We all fall down.

Splash!

Pwede baja himoong ginamos ang Forelle...

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 17, 2010, 07:47:50 PM
cricket§ and critter§
can be conquered
thru a glitter Smasher
  booom..! hee³

Kokak! Kokak! (Then the quick brown frog jumps over the lazy cat.)

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 17, 2010, 07:14:24 PM
  would U mind, to allow me to help U? papikoton nako imong mata bah hee³

So that I will see beautiful things?

Castration

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."

"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind; either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way. "Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Sh*t! THAT'S the word!”

Quote from: Anna&amp;Jorge on March 11, 2010, 09:34:21 AM
Manag-uyab nagtan-aw sa mga Bituon sa Langit

Lalaki: Love, unsa may imong Horoscope?

Babaye: (Walay kalibotan kon unsa ang Horoscope)
Unsa man ng Horoscope Love?

Lalaki: Ang imong kapalaran ba.... Ang akoa kay Cancer

Babaye: Ahhh... Kabalo na ko sa akoa - ALMORANAS

Bwahaha. Patay kang bata ka!

Ang saktong smile kanang sa avatar nimo, Blue.

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 17, 2010, 07:03:39 PM
i fear no man, ky wla pod koy gisaligan ajehehe

Fear no man? How 'bout some mutant critters?

Mahilig sa panggulat ning NHI. Di ba ang NHI pud ang responsible nga nahimong morag cake tan-awon ang Rizal home sa Calamba?

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 17, 2010, 04:47:29 PM
Why do we close our eyes when we sleep,
when we cry, when we imagine, when we kiss?
   bcoz the most beautiful thing in the world is unseen.

and why others budlat their eyes too by kissing?
  bcoz they dont know watz REM..

Bwahaha. Tabang, mga ginoong gagmay! Di ko kaginhawag kinatawa! Simbako lagong nga mangalugti ning ahong capillaries sa mata nga mibudlat sa pag-inagik-ik!