MikeLigalig.com

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 22, 2010, 09:39:01 PM
binhod as in halang?

kadto pa jud tingali pagdokdok nija sa makadiyot basi naa pa ija banana nag hapuhap sa ija likod!

haaaay makaibog gajud ang kahimtang ni 'Day Misty!

Asay makaibog nga kahimtang para nimo, Ms. MDB? Nga nagdokdok sa TB samtang gidokdok ang B? Bwahaha!

Quote from: Candijaynon on March 22, 2010, 09:31:26 PM
Ah, mao diay ball ang tawag anang garapon kay brand name diay ang word nga "Ball" ug unsa man nga product? Just happened to know jud.

Mora diay pud ug usa ka "Caltex" nga asin. Hehehehe.....

He he, mao² pud sa "salmon", Day Candz...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 22, 2010, 09:30:28 PM
naay premyo? kay manguykoy ko diri! hehehe!

Manguykoy? Bwahaha. Basin "Ball"² ray makit-an!

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 22, 2010, 09:29:11 PM
unsa man tong suwat ni Day Misty?

ahh nag break time tali to sila!

hahahha!

Bwahaha. Basin binhod na jamo!

(sumpay ni Misty sa iyang balak)

Hahahaha, kumpare alaot ka.
Sa bato-lata ikaw diay ang lata
Nga sa bato perming gikulata
Mao nga karon ikaw lumping na
Samtang ako gihapon patsada--
Kay sa ubos ra napornada.

Quote from: bugsay on March 22, 2010, 09:13:27 PM
Lami sab ning kahimtang ni inday Misty karon.....busy pero nagsige'g ngisi....ubos ug ibabaw

Permi ang ngisi, with a difference: Ang ngisi sa taas, voluntary; ang ngisi sa ubos, tungod kay giwalwag. Bwahaha!

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 22, 2010, 02:33:22 PM

mao na ang tagayan nimp Hubs! hahahhaha!

Antique na man tingali ni.

Kinsa kahay TB member nga naay ingon ani nga "Ball" glass jar karon?   

Quote from: bugsay on March 22, 2010, 08:48:42 PM
nagka panty-panty pa gyud diay tawon si inday Misty pag inikyas gikan nga nag-inogbokay ug sa iyang bana, aron lang makadokdok diri sa TB......pagkahayahay sa kinabuhi

ayoayo dai Misty..

Samtang ang ijang bana nagkabilatbilat og pangita hain na intawon ang wa pa katrapohing ugbokanan...

Quote from: magbalantay on March 21, 2010, 06:23:12 PM
   wa ko nangigi bai hubs, am just stating facts. kining mga foreng moanha sa atoa murag feeling nila pa importantsya jud kay masilaw man lagi sad ta sa kwarta tungod sa kapait sa panahon karon. kung kitang mga pinoy bitaw moadto sa laing dapit, second class citizen ra jud ta, pro kining mga foreng maanhi sa pinas??? mahimong first class citizen unja kita ma second na. hay kapait ba

Sa tinuod lang, di ko kaingon kon hai daghan sa ato--ang foreng nga magpaimportansya or ang foreng nga way trampas. Nakabantay kog foreng nga laming putlag liog dihadiha, naa puy uban nga mas buotan pa kaysa ahong mga katupad sa simbahan. Panagsa ra ko sa ato mao nga maglisod kog sulti based on my own observation. But, yes, my xenophobia is alive and well, too. It just happens to be one of the least utilized among the many devices of my early warning systems.

Quote from: mistyeyed on March 22, 2010, 06:53:49 PM
To All TB Berks,

Just pass by to sa Hi,hello,kumusta na kamong tanan mga kumpanyeros ug kumpanyeras,buletas ug mansanitas,...hahahaha. Na miss mo naku tanan..Si Inday perti na jud busyha kay ang bana naa man permi sa kilids lisod e ekyas nga mag TB...Happy raku nga nakadokdok ug gamay..

Inyong Higala,

Inday Misty

Hi Mist!

Kumustamos! Naulian na ba ang imong linakwan? Unsa man, gibutdan ka na bag kinaon og saging? Duaw permi kay daghan na ra bang mga magbabalak ron sa TB. 

Regards from all of us,
Botoy

Oops! Joke time lang una ta, ha, kay init na jamo...

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 35 years in the parish. A local politician and member of the congregation was requested to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a car and, when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. He had cursed his parents, embezzled from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and molested young girls. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."

Bwahaha.

Bwahaha. Wa na lang jud mangitag laing subject of study...

Mao ni ang "Ball" signature:

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 22, 2010, 12:22:13 PM
yeah kanang para tagay ang manghud ra na sha para sa taguanan ug pan! kadto ba eskenado nga garapon gani nga naay takob nga gitaja na nga murag Zinc? hahahhaha!

Ah, kadtong sudlanan sa lain-lain nga klase sa pan, unja maglumbay gani sa tindahan?

1. The Effect of Country Music on Suicide
(S. Stack and J. Gundlach; Wayne State University and Auburn University; 1992)

"The greater the airtime devoted to country music, the greater the white suicide rate."

2. Love and Sex with Robots
(D. Levy; University of Maastricht; 2007)

"Human-robot marriages will be legal by 2050."

"My forecast is that around 2050, the state of Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize marriages with robots," artificial intelligence researcher David Levy at the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands told LiveScience.

3. Rectal Foreign Bodies: Case Reports and a Comprehensive Review of the World's Literature
(D. Busch and J. Starling; Madison, Wisconsin; 1986)

"The study reports, among other items: a beer glass, a suitcase key and a magazine."

The citations include reports of, among other items: seven light bulbs; a knife sharpener; two flashlights; a wire spring; a snuff box; an oil can with potato stopper; eleven different forms of fruits, vegetables and other foodstuffs; a jeweler's saw; a frozen pig's tail; a tin cup; a beer glass; and one patient's remarkable ensemble collection consisting of spectacles, a suitcase key, a tobacco pouch and a magazine.

4. Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans
(S. Ghirlanda, L. Jansson, M. Enquist; Stockholm University; 2002)

"The animals showed preferences for faces consistent with human sexual preferences."

Authors at the Stockholm University explain it: "We trained chickens to react to an average human female face but not to an average male face (or vice-versa). In a subsequent test, the animals showed preferences for faces consistent with human sexual preferences (obtained from university students). This suggests that human preferences arise from general properties of nervous systems, rather than from face-specific adaptations. We discuss this result in the light of current debate on the meaning of sexual signals, and suggest further tests of existing hypotheses about the origin of sexual preferences."

5. Safe and Painless Manipulation of Penile Zipper Entrapment
(Satish Chandra Mishra; Charak Palika Hospital; 2005)

"A quick, simple and non-traumatic approach to penile zipper entrapment."

Author Satish Chandra Mishra, about his enlightening paper: "Entrapment of penile foreskin is quite a distressing situation for the child and the parents and can be a frustrating management problem. Any overzealous intervention would simply worsen the situation. Also, attempts to cut open the zip fastener are time taking and may not be either helpful or feasible in all the situations. The approach to the zipper manipulation should be quick, simple, non-traumatic and reproducible irrespective of the age of the child, mechanism and site of entrapment, presence of the local edema and zipper size or design." 

6. Pressures Produced When Penguins Poo -- Calculations on Avian Defecation
(V. Breno Meyer-Rochow and J. Gal; International University of Bremen and Lorand Eotvos University of Hungary; 2005)

"They get up, move to the edge of the nest, turn around, bend over... and shoot."

Ever wondered how far a penguin can fire waste from its anus? Wonder no more. Victor Breno Meyer-Rochow of International University, Bremen, and Jozsef Gal of Lorand Eotvos University, Hungary, used the basic principles of physics to calculate the pressure that builds up inside a penguin. Dr. Meyer-Rochow explained that the research began in 1993, when he led the first, and so far only, Jamaican expedition to the Antarctic. Later, while showing students pictures of faeces-lined penguin nests, he was asked how the elaborate displays were created. "They get up, move to the edge of the nest, turn around, bend over - and shoot," he said. That's when he got the idea to calculate the pressure produced by penguin poo.

7. Farting as a Defence Against Unspeakable Dread
(Dr. M. Sidoli; Washington DC; 1998)

"When feeling endangered, Peter used his bodily smell and farts to envelop himself in a protective cloud."

According to it's author, "this paper describes some features of the behaviour of a severely disturbed adopted latency boy. Peter was born premature, suffered several early hospitalizations and surgical operations, and at 2 months of age was removed from his mother's care by Social Services for neglect and abandonment. When feeling endangered, Peter had developed a defensive olfactive container using his bodily smell and farts to envelop himself in a protective cloud of familiarity against the dread of falling apart, and to hold his personality together."

8.  Navigation-Related Structural Change In the Hippocampi of Taxi Drivers
(E. A. Maguire and others; University College London; 1999)

"The brains of London taxi drivers are more developed than those of their fellow citizens."

Authors at the University College London, about their research: "Structural MRIs of the brains of humans with extensive navigation experience, licensed London taxi drivers, were analyzed and compared with those of control subjects who did not drive taxis. The posterior hippocampi of taxi drivers were significantly larger relative to those of control subjects. A more anterior hippocampal region was larger in control subjects than in taxi drivers. Hippocampal volume correlated with the amount of time spent as a taxi driver (positively in the posterior and negatively in the anterior hippocampus). These data are in accordance with the idea that the posterior hippocampus stores a spatial representation of the environment and can expand regionally to accommodate elaboration of this representation in people with a high dependence on navigational skills. It seems that there is a capacity for local plastic change in the structure of the healthy adult human brain in response to environmental demands."

9. Ultrasonic Velocity in Cheddar Cheese as Affected by Temperature
(A. Mulet, J. Benedito and J. Bon; Polytechnic University of Valencia; 2006)

"The most reliable temperature interval to carry out ultrasonic measurements in Cheddar cheese is identified as 0 to 17 °C."

The paper reads: "The ultrasonic velocity in Cheddar cheese is temperature dependent. This relationship can be used to make corrections when determining ultrasonic texture or to determine mean temperatures in cooling/heating processes. At 0 < T < 35 °C ultrasonic velocity was 1590 to 1696 Ms, at 0 and 35 °C, respectively. Differential Scanning Calorimetry thermograms linked the temperature dependence of ultrasonic velocity to fat melting. Three parts are distinguished in the curve as a consequence of the fat melting and the appearance of free oil. The most reliable temperature interval to carry out ultrasonic measurements in Cheddar cheese is identified as 0 to 17 °C."

10. Impact of Wet Underwear on Thermoregulatory Responses and Thermal Comfort in the Cold
(M. K. Bakkevig and R. Nielson; Sintef Unimed and Technical University of Denmark; 1995)

"The thickness of the underwear has the most influence on thermoregulatory responses."

The authors explain: "The purpose of this study was to investigate the significance of wet underwear and to compare any influence of fibre-type material and textile construction of underwear on thermoregulatory responses and thermal comfort of humans during rest in the cold. The tests demonstrated the significant cooling effect of wet underwear on thermoregulatory responses and thermal comfort. The thickness of the underwear has more of an influence on the thermoregulatory responses and thermal comfort, than the types of fibres tested."

--from www.oddee.com

Hala! Kabaga sa impilya! 

A more brutal version of the joke is as follows:


A Priest, a Pentecostal Preacher and a Rabbi would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the "experience".

Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages, goes first. "Well," he says, "I went into the woods to
find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation."

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone
oratory he claimed, " WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle.  We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the time praising Jesus."

They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape.

Rabbi Lipschitz looks up and struggles to speak to the others. "Looking back on it, I should not have started with the circumcision part..."


Bwahaha. Patay kang rabbi ka!

Quote from: chicogon on March 22, 2010, 09:00:36 AM
Naa pajoy German nga hambug... Hamburg, Germany... ug Hamburg Steak or Patty (now generally known as Humburger)  

Ash Wednesday ra ni ug Fridays in Lent mahimong deadly sins!!!

Bwahaha! This rerminds me of a joke:

An Orangeman was going out with this Catholic girl and after a while they decided to get married. After a while, he decided to become a Catholic. He took instructions and then he got baptized and everything but he couldn't get it through his head that he was a Catholic and he didn't know what to do about it. So he went to the priest and told him:

"Father, I know you gave me all those instructions and baptized me and everything but I can't get it through my head that I'm a Catholic. What'll I do about it?"

So the priest said, "Keep telling yourself that you're a Catholic, you're not a Protestant. Sooner or later it'll penetrate your thick skull that you're a Catholic and not a Protestant."

So that man went away muttering to himself, "I'm a Catholic I'm not a Protestant, I'm a Catholic I'm not a Protestant, I'm a Catholic...."

It was Lent and the next Friday, the priest was going around the town and decided to visit the newly-weds. But when he came into the house he got a whiff of something that he shouldn't be able to smell in a good Catholic home on a Friday in Lent.

"Mary, where's James?" he asked.

"He's in the kitchen, Father."

So the priest goes into the kitchen and sees James with a huge steak in the pan, scooping gravy over it and saying, "You're a trout you're not a steak, you're a trout you're not a steak, you're a trout...."

Laing klase sa buayahon, kadtong dentata...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 22, 2010, 08:43:07 AM

bwahahha! ang garapon nga karaan nga naay marka nga BALL? pagka gahi raba kadto nga garapon??

Kadtong among tagayanan og tuba?

Quote from: fdaray on March 21, 2010, 03:37:11 PM
Extinct na kaayo ang tungaw, bisan diri sa Davao, wala nako nakapanguha ug tungaw sa akong testicle.   

Dili na man gud ka ron mosum-ok sa kakugnan nga nagsul-ob og lawlaw nga purol, Sir FD...

Mao ni matawag og pagtinabangay-cum-pagtinabanay...

He he, X-rated man to nga film, so you can imagine what the title refers to...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 22, 2010, 08:44:31 AM



o di ba kaha sa NIKE nga: "just do it"! hahahahha!

Bwahaha. Morag kini maoy applicable to our kind, Ms. MDB!

Daghan jud hinuong klase sa hambog. Naay pino nga hambog, hambog masquerading as modesty, sanctimonious nga hambog, vagrant nga hambog (that is, without visible means of support)...

Quote from: hofelina on March 21, 2010, 04:08:00 PM
i succumb to this 7 sins most of the time, but I´m trying my best to resist!

He he, ato na lang i-apply ang gabayan sa Olympic Games: It's not the triumph but the struggle!

Quote from: bugsay on March 21, 2010, 02:15:58 PM
bwahahahhaha.....mao nga hala sultihi apan rakraki lang sa pasumbingay..

He he, sa ahong paminaw, di jud kapugong sa hambog. Kon masayran nga deadly sin diay ang pagkahambogero, mosamot lang hinuon ang pagkalunang sa tunaan sa pagkamakasasala mao nga pasagdan na lang tingali nga magpabiling inosente para naa pay kahigayonan nga mahilangit.

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on March 04, 2010, 05:48:43 AM
Mo speaking na unta ko sa usa ka married woman, pero na guilty ko maong wa madayon

Pero kon siya ang mo-speaking nimo...

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 17, 2010, 07:11:55 PM
blue job as in milagom ky nakurat,
mao unta una nako itubag galing ky naunhan napod ko nmo hee³

wla ka madayon pagkapari ky membro man kas alaP gutO-hee³ peace

Maoy nakaporke kay ang uban nadayon man lagi...

Quote from: bugsay on March 21, 2010, 02:06:29 PM
sakto ni's renegade.....mas dakong sala kon bisag nakahibawo ka nga dakong sala nya buhaton ra gihapon nimo..

Sakto, mas maayo kon wa na lang ta kahibawo. Pananglit, ang hambogero nga wa masajod nga dakong sala ang pagkahambogero, gamay rag sala...

TUNGAW

balak ni Rene Estella Amper


Dugay nang wa ko makakitag tungaw.
Kaniadto ang kamalig luyo sa among payag
kanunayng nagbuskad sa mga sinangging mais.
Makigbugtaway ako kanunay
sa mga anino sa mansanitas sa kilid
sa among payag human sa pamahaw.
Inigkaudto gikang mangahoy kuyog ni Tatay,
Mohapit ko’g pamayabas. Inig-abot nako
sa amo, moingon si Tatay,
“Hala, panghinungaw!”

Buk-on sa uwak ang kaudtohon.
Kanunayng puno sa gangis ang kawayanan
sa ubos-ubos sa among kamalig.
Didto sa pantaw sayon kaayong utingkayon
ang mga paboritong luklokanan sa tongaw:
ang mga landong sa ilok,
ang mga tulokibong lugot sa pusod,
ang angtod nga kamingawan sa bulog.
Ang pagpanguhit og tongaw susamag bation
Sa pagpalupad og tabanog.

Gimingaw ako sa mga gamayng butang
sa akong pagkabata nga akong gibiyaan
sa dihang nagsugod na pagpanurok
ang mga tango sa gugma.
Karon nga usahay sila modalikyat
pagpamalik ngari kanako,
wa na akoy nahibiling kinuptanan
gikan kanila. Kon adunay mangutana,
tubson ko na lang sa pasumbingay
aron dili maugoy ang otoy-otoy sa balatian.

Si Nanay dugay nang mihunong sa pagpasuso.
Ang mga bukog ni Tatay amo nang gitipon
sa mga bukog sa iyang katigulangan.
Dugay nang wa ko makakitag tungaw.

He he, diha man gud toy sine long ago nga ang title "Toothless People"...

Quote from: bugsay on March 21, 2010, 10:21:03 AM
wa na'y ika walo ana, bai Hubs.....kay akong giihap ang akoa ning sobra pa man...

Bwahaha. Ajaw na lag ipha, Bay Bugs, kay basin sa kinaunhan pa lang daan, tikyaob na ka!    

Ang mga tawo ija-ija lang og diskarte--pero mag-abot lang gihapon! Bwahaha.

Quote from: palos on March 21, 2010, 09:55:16 AM
Kumusta mga sano ug sana bag-o lang ko diri.....

Welcome, Bay Palos. Hinaot nga moduaw ka diri permi. (Unsay tinuod nimong ngalan, Buboy? Joke³...)

The Silence of the Frogs
by Jennifer Kabbany

Biologists are sounding the alarm about the death of frogs from Canada to Australia.

As a young boy growing up in California, Gary Fellers spent his summers exploring the Sierra Nevada Mountains, and continued as a graduate student. The area has changed over time. "When I go back to the Sierra Nevadas now," he says, "the decline in the amphibian population is dramatic."

A research biologist for the U.S. Geological Survey in Point Reyes National Seashore, Calif., Fellers is one of many scientists looking into the disappearances and deformities among the frog population. "Frogs are part of the food chain, and where frogs are declining, snakes are declining, too," he says. "We're already seeing the ripple effect; we haven't tracked it all the way up the food chain yet."


Scientists noticed in 1993 that the frog population was declining in the southeastern United States. Others reported an increase in deformed frogs in Minnesota -- some with missing legs, others with protrusions growing from their backs. Similar phenomena have been cited in Canada and other parts of the world, including Australia and Central America.

Why are frogs in trouble? Theories range from pollutants to fungus, but no one has managed a definitive answer. "Try being able to define what's going on in a group of animals which don't like to be counted," says biologist Sam Droege of the Patuxent Federal Wildlife Research Center in Maryland. "Yes, there are plenty of indications that there is a real problem. Yes, people still find frog malformations. But nobody is willing to say, `This is the cause.'"

But the problem could be an early warning sign about dangers that might affect humans, according to Droege. "If frogs are dying, are they drinking different water or breathing different air than me? No."

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 21, 2010, 09:39:23 AM
hypocrite ra kaajo ug mo ingon ko nga wa.

murag naa man ko ana tanan, a little bit of everything!!! hahahahha!

wrath i know its bad i dont deny im no angel but sinful.

Bwahaha. I was going to say the same thing. Of course, some sins are more difficult to resist than others...

Oi, mingaw pa man sa tirana ang Political & Social Trend threads karong adlawa. Tungod ba kaha kay Domingo? Nanimba pa tingali ang mga lungsoranon nga nagpakabanha, este, nagpakabana...

Quote from: lindy on March 21, 2010, 02:38:49 AM
basta ang akoa gisunod Mardz, ako pakan-on ang gigutom, ako paim-non ang giuhaw ug bistihan ang walay mga sinina. very simple.

Unja ang naay mga sinina, huboan pud usahay...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 21, 2010, 07:01:29 AM
sus oi! ug apil man gani ang kiyot iapil na lang sad nang pulgas ug bunhok diha!!!

He he, basin ang pulgas ug bunhok tua ra mo-hitch sa lawas sa tag-iya...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 21, 2010, 06:53:28 AM
bwahaha! mao sad na pang patay sa BUAYA sa mga palad sa unggoy ba toh? hehehehe!

Di ba kanang buaya, bahin man to na sa anak nga dili kasundan--I mean, nga mamatay jud permi ang mga manghod?

Unsa toy seven deadly sins? Medjo nakalimot na ko, mao nga nagpalaban ko  sa lista gikan sa www.allaboutgod.com:

Lust â€" to have an intense desire or need: “But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart” (Matthew 5:28).

Gluttony â€" excess in eating and drinking: “for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags” (Proverbs 23:21).

Greed - excessive or reprehensible acquisitiveness: “Having lost all sensitivity, they have given themselves over to sensuality so as to indulge in every kind of impurity, with a continual lust for more” (Ephesians 4:19).

Laziness â€" disinclined to activity or exertion: not energetic or vigorous: “The way of the sluggard is blocked with thorns, but the path of the upright is a highway” (Proverbs 15:19).

Wrath â€" strong vengeful anger or indignation: “A gentle answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger” (Proverbs 15:1)

Envy â€" painful or resentful awareness of an advantage enjoyed by another joined with a desire to possess the same advantage: “Therefore, rid yourselves of all malice and all deceit, hypocrisy, envy, and slander of every kind. Like newborn babies, crave pure spiritual milk, so that by it you may grow up in your salvation” (1 Peter 2:1-2).

Pride - quality or state of being proud â€" inordinate self esteem: “Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall” (Proverbs 16:18).

Which sin tempts you most? Take the test at http://www.4degreez.com/misc/seven_deadly_sins.html, then share your results with us...

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 20, 2010, 09:45:44 PM
   naa pa ang haligi diin adto mosoksok ang Tukö 

 


   

Apil pud diay og lalin ang tuko. Hasta pud tingali ang kiyot...

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 20, 2010, 09:38:41 PM
dia ra nakit-an na jud nako ang naka expire este inspire why nakamogna ko ana nga balak hee³
   
     

He he, kahinumdom man hinuon ko ani sa ahong uncle nga motabang kuno og alsa pero mokapjot diay, bwahaha. Salamat nga wa ko maliwat ato nija...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 21, 2010, 06:13:30 AM
bwahahahha! kadto kaha sha? basi na mental telepathy sad kay shuwa naman mo tunga'w! wink

Basin nagpahimudlay pa. Delikado baja ang utok kon mapuno og undigested readings on science and religion!

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 20, 2010, 10:08:07 PM
ajaw mo paghisgot ug Dayok ky mag alingaza ko diwe 
  -morag kanding gihiktan nga mag lognot² 

He he, bantay Blue, kay maggawas ra ba ang imong pheromones kon maglugnotlugnot ka!

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 20, 2010, 09:46:24 PM
Ilang pagtuo nga unwashed underwear jud to Toy mao sa way pagduha duha gipadali dali ko ug lusot nila.

Bwahaha. Kon first time pa tingali to nimong abot sa US, Raqz, basin diay gipabalik kas Pinas!

Quote from: windgate on March 20, 2010, 08:47:00 PM
magul-anon pa gyud.....  dali rang gul-an

Kanang pagkamagul-anon, mao nay sagad kapalaran sa mga maut...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 21, 2010, 12:40:50 AM

Bugs magka dugay tag kukabildo diri mura naman mag sumpay ato mga tinae aw antenae diay!! hahahahhahaha! wink!

Ma-establish jud ang mental telepathy routes among fellow victims of mental torture, bwahaha!

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 21, 2010, 01:52:12 AM
Salamat sa pag remind sa alpirel usahay dangog ni i kuhit hehhehe mag attemp pa ka makadaghan sahay labi na gani ang kuhiton nga kinhason.Daghan purpose ang alpirel sa una.Ipugong sa sayal aron di ta kahubo,ikuhit ug kinhason ug katong gagmay alpirel itudlis ug botoy.

He he, gamiton pud ni sa ribbon nga itaod sa honor pupil...

Sa dili pa itudlis sa botoy, kinahanglan initon una sa candle light para ma-disinfect kuno...

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 20, 2010, 09:56:41 PM
hay§ ang Imbaw - bow..!

         

Ang imbaw, wow! Pwede sa sugba, tula, o kilaw!

Delikado lang kon malabihan nimong kaon, labi nag kamote ang imong ipares, bwahaha.

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 20, 2010, 09:55:31 PM
kini palag mo ani? hee³

   

Kining aninikad maoy favorite of my childhood. Hinajon jud pagkuhit para maapil ang humok² medjo pait² nga inside part!

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 20, 2010, 09:53:57 PM
mao ni Pagongon-lamian sunoban whoa yum³

Kalami! Pero sayang, nasobrahan og tiltil ang uban...

Bahalag nasaypan nga virus. Ang problema kon nasaypan nga unwashed underwear...

He he, naa ra bay mahilig og pangag...

Quote from: faithal on March 20, 2010, 10:45:18 AM
hahahaha.. mao nah... newbie pa bya koh, heehe.. btaw ui nalipay kug dagko nga dghan ni appreciate sa akong avatar, bahala ug sa kahadlok nga pamaagi.. hhehe.. salamat sa pag welcome nako dre...

He he, welcome again, Newbie... Regarding your choice of avatar, well, we're all excited about the journey of revelation you will undertake here in TB...

Quote from: vrglguapo on March 20, 2010, 03:35:04 PM
Dili sab palabian na mapahiubsanon kay daogdaogon sab ta...

Bitaw, dili ta mapahitas-on pero dili pud ta magpadaogdaog, oi.

Quote from: islander on March 20, 2010, 09:54:32 AM
speaking of kuto, can we scalp everyone because of some lice teeming in one head?  such analogy fits what some of us (especially the media) do when human behavior egged only by political and economic considerations is equated with religion.  muslim terrorists?  irish catholic bombers?  not fair.  such examples imply that there are no peace-loving muslims and irish catholics, who are the majority.  these are the kinds of descriptions that unwittingly encourage discrimination. 

This reminds me of a joke:

Fergus was walking down the street in Northern Ireland. Suddenly a man in a balaclava carrying an AK-47 drags him into an alley and demands:

"Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

Fergus has no idea what the "right" answer is, so he decides to try to be clever.

"I'm neither," he replies, "I'm Jewish."

To which his attacker says: "Ah, I must be the luckiest Arab in all of Belfast."

Quote from: islander on March 20, 2010, 09:41:52 AM
how true.  maajo gani kay opaw-opaw ko wa jud hinooy magunitan nga buhok ang maestra kay makaipsot man dayon ko.  kutoon jud hinoon gihapon mao nga kusog ko mopatapot sa ahong ulo sa sa ubang classmates so the kutos can immigrate, hehehe.

Bantog rang kyut ka, Ms. Isle. Kyutoon diay...

Quote from: statesville on March 20, 2010, 09:27:03 AM
Lisod mag DH dinha sa Middle East kay  kadaghanan aning mga arabo 
   way respetar sa ilang katabang, looy gyud kaayo tinood.

What makes matters worse is that domestic workers are considered as household members (meaning, covered by immigration laws only) and are therefore not protected by labor laws.

Quote from: tohnichi007 on March 20, 2010, 09:23:51 AM
 

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Mao ni nakalisod sa emoticon language. Lisod i-decipher...

Quote from: tohnichi007 on March 20, 2010, 09:29:55 AM
and it hurts when you tend to overshare your personal whereabouts to someone you think dear to you then showed up his indifference

Bitaw, makapahiubos jud...

Quote from: faithal on March 19, 2010, 09:54:05 PM
hahahah... gitagaan man jud ug assignment.. hahaha.. unja na ug makapanahon koh.. hehe... y atabay dre oi, pasong nlng. whahahah... kanang imung avatar dha, nganong iring man pod nah? mukaon kag exotic noh? sama sa ilaga.. aw. hehhe

Akong avatar? He he, animal lover man gud ko. I'm fond of petting, este, pets...

Ilaga? Oi, lisod kan-on ang ilaga kay balhiboon unya straight pa jud ang balhibo...

Quote from: bugsay on March 19, 2010, 10:01:52 PM
bai Hubs,

unsa may buhaton sa mag water therapy?
unsa man sa'y buhaton sa free rice...aw...rice-free diet?

matinud-anon,
Bugsay

Simple water therapy: Drink 1.25 (more or less) liters of water first thing in the morning. (Human nimo pangihi tingali.) Drink the water within 10 minutes only. Then, relax for around 30 minutes before any physical activity--pugngi ang kalibang. (Maybe you can do very light chores meanwhile.) Eat no sooner than one hour after the therapy. (Up to two hours, the better.) Do this every morning without fail. N.B.: Per my experience, you have to wake up 3 hours before starting the work day, to give yourself ample time.

Rice-free diet: Actually, kon lisod jud, pwede brown or red rice, pero gamay ra pud. Short-grain rice preferable. No-no ang white rice. Fruits and vegetables ang main diet, pero I often add meat (lean) and fish, he he. Fresh salads are best, pero para busog ang feeling I eat generous amounts of boiled vegetables--radish, broccoli, carrots and okra are my favorites. Choose your own. Sweet, salty and oily food to be avoided at all cost. No carbonated drinks. (Whisky, by the way, is not carbonated. Joke³, ginagmay lang.)

Good luck, Bay Bugs!

Quote from: nat-cast on March 20, 2010, 08:19:29 AM
sahay raba ganahan ko. kay kopyahun nako tung mga love letters niya kay very useful sa akoa man ..... i miss him

Very useful medicine. The best...

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 20, 2010, 03:36:18 AM
ajehehehe huuh perti nako bahakhak sa colerang JB Pads Chic..

unza ka ha nop kon makasabot laman na sya ug atong pinolongan?
unja naay mo greet nya ing ani oh:as follows,
 
"tabaghak kang kagwanga ka, harag ka,
     gigrano ba kang karon pa man mopatim-aw ang imong kalag..?
         jawa ka hoi sigbin tagay na ta..! dalang pik² sa abaga" 

ang totoo baya meaning ana ky perti kalipay ug kinasingkasing nga paghinangop 
  tabang sakitan kog tjan ani ron kinatawa 

Di jud tingali kagetz ang lanay nga batong...

Quote from: aquarius on March 20, 2010, 07:50:30 AM
Sa restaurant....

customer : (gitawag ang waiter)   waiter..! waiter..! ..nganong may langaw man ning inyong aroz caldo..

waiter : halerrr..! what do you expect sa P5. nga arroz caldo.. chicken ang isagol?.. mahal na kaya ang kilo...!

Bwahaha. Maayo na lang diay kay naay sagol...

Quote from: aquarius on March 20, 2010, 07:50:30 AM

customer : (gitawag ang waiter).. waiter..! nganong may sagol liston ning inyong LOMI...?

waiter: (gitan-aw ang liston).. ah, sir..... ukaya pa daw sa ilawom basin naa ang sapatos.!          

Bwahaha. Mabukog man pud tag soylas ani...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 20, 2010, 02:07:13 AM

blehh! sigi pagarpar nga naay lalab, ba uroy! kinsay ganahan ana??

Bwahaha. Pagarpar is the word! He he, naay lalab nga gibuhosan sa gugmang makalibat?

Quote from: aquarius on March 20, 2010, 07:00:08 AM
'bay Hubs..

hahahaha... ug di gyod malangkat ang pahiyom ni pretty girl.. anhi na ma aplay ang lyrics sa kanta..kantahan nya ka sa imong asawa..  "unsay anaa kaniya nga wala ako.. wa man koy pagkulang gitugyan ko'ng tanan.."

Aw, di lang gud magsaba, padajon lang...dajon bawos og kanta, "Gikatug-an ko na, kanimo ang tanan..."

(Seguroa lang nga dili magsapid imong dila, nga imbis "Gikatug-an", mahimong "Gikautgan"!)

Peace, admins!

Quote from: Anna&amp;Jorge on March 19, 2010, 11:44:23 PM
nakadungog bitaw ko bahin ani nga hasta laki rape nila salabi daw kung walay bungot.. i dont know if its true

Kon lalaki mopuyo sa Middle East, kinahanglan magpabungot jud, bisag 13 ra ka lugas ang bungot, pwede na...

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 20, 2010, 04:04:07 AM
unja kon wla silay ma rape nga noyPi ky mosukol man ka ha?
  camel ilang gukdon tyahahaha - sowe !

Ang kamel maoy ilang regular nourishment. Ang Pinoy, pang-gourmet meal, bwahaha!

Quote from: Anna&amp;Jorge on March 20, 2010, 06:47:20 AM
ask bitaw ko nila about sa water before meals, ingon sila ok ra daw but mao lagi nga medyo init2x nga water and then at least 30 minutes before eating gyud... but for people nga medyo overweight like me, refrain from drinking too much water daw kay puno na daw ang akong lawas og water.. how true is it?

Ahong understanding ani is that water is just expelled--as long as your system is healthy.

Quote from: aquarius on March 20, 2010, 06:44:26 AM

'bay Hubs..

.... mouli na lang kog sayo, patulogon pod sayo ang mga bata  ...!!!

He he, kanay good boy! Ang nakaparat kon dili malangkat sa imong alimpatakan ang pahiyom ni pretty girl!

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 20, 2010, 04:10:23 AM
agoi ala na hinoon mobalik si Mr.Otschie dia na gihimoan na jud ug ijang lawak sa thezis,
    250sqm. ra ba ni para dako syag patong patongan sa thezis papers toink§ 

Basin naleksyon na unja ningbalik using a new username...

He he, tininuod man kaayo ning antog ni Bay BNC...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on March 19, 2010, 11:46:49 PM
if you masturbate everytime you see a pretty girl, this is again bad.

Bad jud, kay unsaon na lang kon perming naay pretty girls sa imong gitrabahoan--for example, nagtrabaho ka sa bangko. He he, peace, Bay Aq!

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 20, 2010, 04:59:28 AM
ting general cleaning napod ron ky kwarezma na

asa ba ko magsugod ha?
sa kakulit?
   sa ka surambaw?
       sa ka maldita nga kapayazon ba ka ha?
          sa ka meticulous (when it comes to "well organize and cleanliness")?
or sa pagka "Katolikong-philosopo" uzahay?

Unsa kaha kon magsugod kag Meticulous "Katolikong-Philosopo" Study of KKK (Kakulit, Kasurambaw, Kamaldita): Tubag Bohol Version?

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 20, 2010, 04:27:49 AM
"notmensa the place where pretentious fools hang out"

as in nagpa boang² ? ajeje

mas maau pa tali na kysa magpa tahor² morag sya ray hawod sha?

unzay imong ikatambag ani Meister von Hoboi? 

Well, come to think of it, OK lang ang pretentious fools kay makalingaw man. What's insufferable, kanang pretentious fool nga magpa tahor²! 

Quote from: hofelina on March 20, 2010, 04:07:53 AM
Anne learn from the benefits of water therapy, drink water before meals to lessen the volume of your stomach and it also dilutes your gastric juice.

I subscribe to water therapy. Regular ko ani.


Psychiatric therapy pud... Bwahaha!

Quote from: tohnichi007 on March 20, 2010, 05:06:28 AM
hay salamat di ko ma worry ani kay di na kinahanglan mag loose weight (pero counting the calorie intake of any foods and counting how much it cost ang bulsa ga diet pod ahahah) my body index is just right as in normal hehehheh

Wow! I can imagine...

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 20, 2010, 05:08:53 AM
Limbo raman ako nadonggan-kadto daw mga bata nga namatay ug wla mabunyage?

Sigon sa estorya ni Dante naay daghang paga² ang Purgatoryo unja ang Limbo kay maoy silbi lagwerta sa Impyerno diin and silot sa mga lumulopyo mao ang pagpugos kanilag sayaw, 24/7, og Limbo Rock...

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 20, 2010, 05:03:58 AM
whops dli ko motog-an sa ako gikaon ron ka nakalapas kog gamay (biernes tulomanon)

Sige lang Blue kay Sabado na man tingali to sa Fiji...

Quote from: bugsay on March 19, 2010, 09:35:17 PM
unsay imong sekreto sa kinabuhi, bai Hubs nga happy man ka everyday?...pwede i PM nimo nako?
gusto sab ko ma happy kadaadlaw.

Karon ra ni, Bay Bugs... Tungod tingali ni sa akong water therapy ug rice-free diet...

Quote from: bugsay on March 19, 2010, 09:29:57 PM
makita pa ba kaha ang lungag ani?

Di na sapayan. Palugpitan na lang sa bagaybay!

Quote from: estaRiray on March 19, 2010, 09:18:21 PM
haha...dli sad oist...kaw jud^^

Aw, mao man ko.

That's why I'm here everyday, bwahaha.

Quote from: estaRiray on March 19, 2010, 09:12:56 PM
ugma basin tuna nasad ne...haha^^

Hapit ta parehas, Day Est. Ang akoa kay

ugmâ basin tunâ nasad ne...haha^^

Quote from: bugsay on March 19, 2010, 09:10:07 PM
duda ko ang ang tuna nga imong gipasabot......nga nag sige ka'g pa tuna....as in tunaan sa kabaw sa himaya.

Kuyawa pud nang tunaan sa himaya... Basin mohaw-as si Day Est...

Quote from: estaRiray on March 19, 2010, 09:08:08 PM
Tapol mode ko ron...bawi lng ko ugma^^

Tapol mode = Tubag Bohol time?

Quote from: estaRiray on March 19, 2010, 08:57:44 PM
tuna...pamahaw pani-udto and panihapon ^^

Quote from: bugsay on March 19, 2010, 09:03:20 PM
pareha diay ta inday Esta....tuna steak sab akong panihapon..

Meow! Ang ako pud Friskies Ocean Fish & Tuna!

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 19, 2010, 09:02:32 PM
O Ondoy ni Ms. Farimz ahin kana karon
Pakita na samtang ana-a pay nagpabiling kaugma-on
Pangayo-a ang pasaylo diha sa iyang wala ug tu-o
Aron mahibalik ang kagahapon na dili mabayran maski lima ka libo.

Ug kung karon ana-a ka nay laing hinigugma
Timbang timbanga ug maayo kung kinsa sa ilaha
Kami nga mga myembro diri sa TB andam magpa-ila
Aron mahibalik ka lang kay Ms. Farimz nga among amiga 


Andam ka ba mag paila bay Hubs ug bay Bugs? 

Di na diay nato huwaton nga moatubang ang avatar ni Day Farimz?

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 19, 2010, 08:41:59 PM
Dugay ra ka nako hingkalimtan
Pero ang imong dughan maoy akong gikaib-gan
kay diha sa sulod sa imong dughan
Ang pagbati nimo kanako walay katapusan.

Wala na siya nag dumot bay Hubs
Kay gapahinumdum lang xa sa iyang gugma
Bisag naa pay nahibiling pagbati diha sa dughan
Ug karon iya lang gipadayag ang iyang nahiaguman

He he, atong balakan si Day Farims with apologies to Ranudo's "Hikalimtan":

Dili mahimo nga ikaw hikalimtan,
Bisag maangkon ko ang imong kasilag
Samtang adunay dapit kining dughan
Nga pagsimbahan sa imong kaulag.

Quote from: bugsay on March 19, 2010, 08:30:26 PM
maayo nalang na si Perla......ang kuyaw ug masayop,.. si Mr. Clean ang magamit....bwahahahaha

Bwahaha. Patay, tangtang ang mga tagiptip sa kigol!

Bwahaha. Magkulismaot nas Day Farimz aning atong mga pautot diri. Ibta, este, sabta lang ning mga way lingaw, Day Farimz!

Mao-mao ra ni sa egomaniac nga mo-volunteer og personal information bisag wa pangutan-a, nga nagtuong naay laing tawo nga interesado mahibawo sa ijang personal life. Ba uroy!  

Quote from: willmerit on March 18, 2010, 11:26:11 PM
galaway na hinoon ko vhinz oi sa imong gisulti.  unsaon jamo may bolinao dire oi maggamos unta ko hehehhe.

OT naman siguro ni pero related gihapon ug inasinan, how about tinabal muangay pod mo?  lami ng tinabal isugba, humot humot baho baho.

Kahumot sa sinugbang tinabal! Maglaway man pud tang maghinumdom...

Quote from: janjan on May 24, 2009, 11:00:45 PM
oh kana sa cantumocad sa aho parents balay naa daghan monkey sa luyo anha mga tawo tan-aw magdala lang sila saging pag-uli gani namo last june 2008 lingaw gud ko sa mga unggoy

Unsa may hitsura aning mga unggoya? Kinsay naay pictures, please post...

Quote from: magbalantay on March 19, 2010, 04:08:50 PM
   I don't think so! Mga foreng ngita ni sila ug asawa dri, mau nga ang atong mga badjie sad mobigah! Adto mo sa Panglao...molurat injong mata sa mga batang badjie nato...pa slang2x pa kung mo English, asa ka?   Okay naai uban simple lagi pro mau ra ilang tuyo...BADJENG MAILAD NILA!

Morag nangigi man ka, Bay Mags, he he...

Quote from: Anna&amp;Jorge on March 19, 2010, 12:03:26 PM
this is a good article for those who are overweight like me but my diet works gyud..
1) breakfast - coffee and a piece of bread
2) lunch @11:30am: drink 1 cup of hot soup before you eat 1 cup of rice, vegetable and meat/fish. After meal, one cup of hot soup. (no water please)
3) dinner @ 5:30pm:  drink 1 cup of hot soup before you eat 1 cup of rice, vegetable and meat/fish. After meal, one cup of hot soup. (no water please)

note: no snacks! and nothing after 6pm...

Hala, dili ka moinom og tubig, Anne?

Quote from: statesville on March 19, 2010, 11:28:24 AM
grazie ako gi copy ang maong image, woman named Donna Simpson
current weight 600 lbs, goal 1,000 lbs
as if she's killing herself in a way

Oi, maajo gani kay makatindog pas Indayon... 

Ah, ikaw diay igo lang nagpahinumdom
Kabahin sa kagahapon nga kagumkom.
Bitaw, di jud ta magbaton og pagdumot
Aron naa pay mohinol sa atong kunot...

Quote from: nat-cast on March 19, 2010, 06:26:28 PM
sahay si Perla ang akong gamiton.

Si Perla, ang labandera? Kanay kusog mokusokuso...