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#8301
Jokes and Humor / Female Law Enforcers
April 09, 2011, 07:47:54 AM


China
#8302
Quote from: statesville on April 09, 2011, 05:16:53 AM


Dia ra siya karong tuiga sa 2011... ;D   


Dia ra... after 30 years!!!  Hasta god ang patik nibalhin nas atubangan dapit kay nainat, bwahahaha ;D
#8303
Quote from: islander on April 09, 2011, 02:14:22 AM
2011, as updated:



;D :-X


Update ako giingon Ms. Isle, dili pagpanganak, bwahahaha!!!  ;D

#8304
Agik-ik ko.... very funny indeed!  ;D  :P (nang we-we)
#8305
Aw, it goes on to say nga nagka daghan ang tawo, nagka daghan sad ang gipang gutom kay magka daghan man sad ang pobre, ang mga way trabaho ug mga nagka-lisod in general. Ang yuta (farm sa Pinas) mao man lang gehapon (except sa farmville ;D ); ang abelabol nga trabaho wa man sad kaayo modaghan (very limited). And if the Philippines is roughly pila to ka million (72 or 78 million ba to), 4.1M families is relatively small... compared to, say, China, nga mako jamo ug dato kunohay. Superpower ang China pero mas daghan pa jud sila gipang gutom didto; same goes for the U.S., kinadatuan kuno pero kina daghanan pong unemployed, homeless and hungry families. Ngano? Kay mas daghan pa man sila kaysa ato ahihihihi  :P
#8306
Quote from: islander on April 09, 2011, 02:51:56 AM
talking of surveys, kun wa pa kaha tong social weather station surveys sa una nga nagpakita sa trend nga si fernando poe jr. ang leading sa polls, maninuod pa ba kaha si ate glo nga siya gyoy makadaog mao nga napugos na lang siya ug 'hello, garci'?

kusog sad kaayong mosakay ug survey ang atong iglesia ni cristo.  survey sad ilang basihan una nila ipadayag sa duol na kaayo sa election date kun kinsay ilang botohan.  nganong ipadayag pa man gyod?  simple.  katibuwahag ang ilang i-rekomendar nga patrabahoon sa gobyerno pagkahuman.  opkors, puro gyod inc members ang ilang ipansak.  di baya sa tanang panahon molusot ang ilang suportahan nga kandidato, sama atong pagdaog ni former president fidel ramos.

ay, sorry, nitipas na man ko sa kagutom...


Aw kadtong usa ka INK diay imo pasabot? INGTINGOG NAS KAKUTAS (KAGUTOM)!!! Dili Iglesia Ni Kristo, bwahahaha!!!  ;D ;D

#8307
Quote from: Vistabel on April 06, 2011, 10:37:17 AM
sa tan-aw makukuha ang tubag. Kinsa tong may kuyog-kuyog tiguwang nga bana aw mao toi mga Pinay nga kwarta ang giapas, kong sabagay kong kaya agwantahon ang libak sa mga tao nakakita ok lang kay busog kanunay ang tiyan ug makapalit nindot nga mga sinina ug leather nga boots hehehe samtang buhi pa.  bwahahaaha ;D

So ang imong basehan is PERCEPTION (whatever that is to a person)... w/c, it is said, could be farthest from the truth  :P
#8308
Quote from: chicogon on April 05, 2011, 11:48:11 PM
That is why (tingale ra pod) foreigners (meaning, non-Pinoys) prefer Pinays and other Asians because they are not only beautiful, they are less stressful (if ever) within marriage relationship... not to mention the fact that they are faithful (mostly), caring (mostly), loyal (almost all)and a lot less complicated (all) than those who were born and/or grew up in Western societies (tingale gehapon), etc etc (etc includes "high performance but less maintainance" kuno matud pas usa ka puti nga akong naka istorya ;D). Magpangutana baya pod ko out of curiosity, and I take their word for it (whether accurate or not)  ;D

Quote from: JellyBean on April 09, 2011, 02:59:22 AM
Uuuuuum not all Pinay are faithful I could name a few here but to protect them i will not do it....but they are married to foreigners and when the man is visiting his home country she is sneaking around with a Pinoy lover with the foreigners money....

Even older married Filipino men prefer to be with younger sexier ladies when their wives are already too old for them...In fact the Pinoy man will try his hardest to justify why he never comes home and he will try to make his legal wife out like te bad one to justify his wrongful actions.....kuyaw jyud!!!

Americans guys like their women young also I think all nationalities of men they are not all dedicated to infidelity when they are married already.....

At my side all day is an internet cafe and daily like clock work the hours the same the women the same time everyday the women go to and from the internet the hours of which are just before American men are going to bed or the man i preparing to go to work.... but during the hours of 1pm-5pm here not as many as there are during the hours of 5-12......


These women are also married they have camera on and about 3-4 choices of foreigner men on camera hidden down below in the discrete portion of the monitor so no one can see what she is doing over her shoulder....

Then you have those lucky relationships in which she and he are very good and very loving towards each other....

Did I ever say all? Hmmmm... I thought those in closed parentheses are opaque enough.  Nipalag gehapon si Ms. Common Sense  :P
#8309
Korea kay 3rd out of Asian countries man kaha... unsa diay ang 1st ug 2nd may I ask? Or did I miss reading it? Basin tua sa Dean's List nalista ang Pinoy kay honor roll...  :P
#8310
Reaction from a Caucasian, Brian San Born (Mon Apr 04, 2011 17:14 PHT)

This is a very odd article. I live in the Philippines and conduct my own informal test of English proficiency there every day! The Philippines has a citizenry that speaks English better than any other country I have been to, excepting Canada, USA, UK, Australia and the New Zealand. Lets see a comparison of Philippines versus S Korea, and the Philippines will come out on top.

Daghan diay jong ni palag, bwahahaha!!!  ;D
#8311
Pwede update sa 2011? Basin naa...  :-X
#8312
Love Talk / Re: Mesmerizing Cleavage
April 09, 2011, 01:12:45 AM
Basin klubotz  ;D
#8313
Jokes and Humor / Re: Solid Drink
April 09, 2011, 01:11:11 AM
Super like  ;)
#8314
Quote from: islander on April 08, 2011, 11:53:59 PM
di ko mahibong nga naa aning mga claimants of hunger naay tv.  sometimes, we go hungry because our priorities are askew.  di ba ka masuko nga naay nanglimos, human nimog hatag nag-text dayon sa cellphone nga believe it or not, mas mahalon pa sa akoa?

surveys, for all their worth, may tell the truth, but not the whole truth.

Aw di jud ikahibung nang uban gipang gutom kay tua ras internetan nitapot dokdok sa facebook ug uban pa, bwahehehe. Or uban, katong giingon nga "couch potato" who chose to stay hungry. Or basin ga diet pod nang katunga aning 4.1 million ka tawo.  ;D

Accurate or not... duna say kamatuoran kaning maong taho  ::)
#8315
Raq, karon kay tig baow pa man gehapon ka... pero hektarya-hektarya na hehehehe  ;D
#8316
Tinuod!  :'(
#8317
Bible Study / Re: Catholics Come Home
April 08, 2011, 10:34:20 AM


Sign posted all over the Archdiocese of New Orleans

#8318
Bible Study / Re: Catholics Come Home
April 08, 2011, 10:32:32 AM
#8319
Bible Study / Re: Catholics Come Home
April 08, 2011, 10:32:02 AM
I took a few shots of the banners and posted signs while video-ing the on-going Church construction

#8320
Bible Study / Re: Catholics Come Home
April 08, 2011, 10:30:07 AM
This program is well underway in our parish since the beginning of Lent 2011

#8322
Jokes and Humor / Re: My Newest Gadget
April 07, 2011, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on April 07, 2011, 12:14:44 PM
He he, mas modelo nang imohang Nikon, Fr. Chic. Kining akoang Canon kay karaan man...



;D

Digital na ning akoa; imo dili pa bwahahaha  ;D
#8323
Korea-gaba diay ni sila!!!  :P ;D
#8324
Jokes and Humor / My Newest Gadget
April 07, 2011, 11:31:19 AM


;D ;D
#8325
Woooooooooooooooo!!!!  ;D
#8326
Basin pwede pa bakwion, "Oooops!"  ;D
#8327
Quote from: Mulligan on April 06, 2011, 09:09:15 PM
Exciting ang mga topics nila Chongki ug Mike kay bahin sa Bohol politics.  Minaw lang tawon ko kay wa koy kasumpay.   :-[    :-[ 



Golf pa hinuon to sobra pa sa sumpay, mo mulligan jod ajejejeje  ;D
#8328
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 07, 2011, 05:48:51 AM
Quote from: Mulligan on April 06, 2011, 09:22:54 PM
Fashion golf.    ;)

Murag sobra katorse na galing imo clubs.  hehe  DQ DQ ... ;) ;)


Eksakto katorse jud kay bali man akong 7 iron  :D
#8329
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 07, 2011, 05:46:26 AM
Quote from: Lorenzo on April 06, 2011, 08:29:18 PM
Pops, what is the temperature over there ?

Init!!  ;)
#8330
Quote from: islander on April 06, 2011, 02:03:53 AM


she's smiling.  really.


Miss Congeniality!!!  ;D
#8331
Quote from: Vistabel on April 06, 2011, 10:46:28 AM
For me, America is bad influence for us in terms of culture.

Bitaw, anything un-Filipino I guess... but who says we have to adhere to such cultural influence?!! Nagpa ulipon siguro... or maybe the word is... faaaaaaad, not baaaaaad.  ;D

#8332
How sweet the smell of 6 figures  :D
#8333
Daghan na bitaw kog nadunggan nga maayong inventions sa mga Pinoy: ligid sa trak-trak pag-adto sa buwan, a car engine nga di na mogamit ug gasolina, etc, unya kini napod, anti-radiation device: pero hangtud karon pa wa man gehapon ma accepted or ma recognize si Noypi, ni makadswat ug Nobel Prize for solving a major world problem, hehehehe. I wish tinuod ni. O di ba kaha pod delusional ning atong mga imbentor (LoL). Just wondering... maminaw kaha tas mga eksperto sa TB kay daghan baja pod NVEN2R-minded deri  ;D

#8334
Quote from: hubag bohol on April 06, 2011, 09:13:20 AM
Hmm, unsa man tuod diay ang rank sa Pinas?

Kung dunay International Beauty Pageant, e.g., Miss Universe, basta mogawas na gani ng Miss Philippines, they always mention the Philippines as next to United States and Great Britain. How true or accurate... aw, sila ra joy nahibaw.  ;)
#8335
Quote from: ms da binsi on April 06, 2011, 06:19:28 AM

hahahahha! si Datu Puti??


Basin ug DAPA = Datu sa Panglao bwahahaha  ;D
#8336
Quote from: ms da binsi on April 06, 2011, 01:23:06 AM

love this Chic! sak2 jud ni!!!

Observation and comment gikan sa usa ka buta nga way alamag hahahahaha  ;D
#8337
Quote from: islander on April 06, 2011, 02:28:18 AM
a divinely inspired decision, fr chic.  mamora unya kag altar boy beside this lady that you had in mind...



hinoon, mora man pod ug cover ug altar ang iyang sinina...

Bwahahahaha! Na mora hapit ug altar wine - dili altar - kay orange man color... naa pa jud (unsay tawag ana?) lining bay tawag ana? kanang silvery color nga nag gilak2x. Iya nawong kung na metal pana basin mao na nay "monstrance" bwahahaha  ;D

#8338
Photos Unlimited / Re: Flirtatious Beauty
April 06, 2011, 10:19:14 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on April 06, 2011, 09:26:10 AM
Kini hinuon, ambot kon matawag bag flirtatious...



Bwahaha! ;D

Bwahahaha!!! Mahalon nga bra.... 8 N 1!!!  ;D
#8339
Photos Unlimited / Re: Flirtatious Beauty
April 06, 2011, 01:42:29 AM
Quote from: islander on April 06, 2011, 01:36:20 AM
maayo gani kay way naapil nga iring.

ot:  hubag, baye ba gyod ni?  ga-topless?


Morag nawong sa drummer sa Beatles, bwahahaha!!!  ;D
#8340
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 06, 2011, 01:40:30 AM
Quote from: Lorenzo on April 05, 2011, 12:42:06 PM
hehehe. angay ko sa imohang Hawaiian theme, Pops. :)

By request of Michelle Wie, puahahahaha!!!  ;D
#8341
Jokes and Humor / Re: The Best Answer?
April 06, 2011, 01:32:40 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on April 05, 2011, 03:35:28 PM

8)


Bwahahahaha!!!  Gehurot among tinanum nga mahogany!!! ;D
#8342
Quote from: lindy on April 05, 2011, 04:02:37 PM
father, apil nya sa dula sa PAL next year adto sa Mt. Apo sa Davao. This year didto sa Bukidnon ug Cagayan.


I was invited by friends (from San Diego) to play with them sa PAL Tournament sa atoa mga 2004 man siguro to. They go every year. Kalami unta pero mga kuyaw naman na sila oy. Kining akoa duwa-duwa ug lingaw-lingaw ra jud tawon. (Although I beat those guys the last time we played in Mexico in 2004... waaaaa nanghambog pa jud ;D) Besides di sad ko makasibat in the middle of the year kay lajo man ta kaau. Maayo man to sila sa Cali kay morag duol2x ra jud sa ato... one ride lang, ika nga hehehehe. Secondly, those guys can afford; I can't   :-[
#8343
Quote from: JellyBean on April 05, 2011, 07:13:02 PM
This is no surprise at all....

What's surprising is you marrying a filthy rich Pinoy (LoL). Joke  ;D

Nota Bene: What I mean by filthy rich is non-material... must have been... (e.g. pahiyom, yaga2x, bolero, pakatok, small but terrible, gutsy, etc)
#8344
Quote from: islander on April 06, 2011, 12:34:29 AM
serves them right, then, if they end up with just filthy husbands.


I love to hear my lola shouts, "mirese!!!"  ;D
#8345
Magminyo unta ko if I can find me a filthy and wild looking but rich wifey, pero wala man ko nakita. And my relatives are not filthy rich themselves. So di na lang... mi professed na lang kog vow of "not-so" poverty hehehehe  ;D
#8346
Quote from: JellyBean on April 05, 2011, 07:16:46 PM
But you all say it is sliding down but most people are still trying to get over the border of the US from here.....

Much like Pinoy OFWs are leaving in bunches for greener pastures somewhere other than the Philippines!!! Meaning: Mexicans leaving Mexico has nothing to do with China's ascendancy and the U.S.'s so-called "sliding (descending) future." It's still very true many Pinoys would gladly choose to find "kabuhayan" "panginabuhi" "livelihood" "green pasture" in the U.S. than China if given the choice!!! Pustaanay pa!!! (LoL)  ;D

But truth be told: Philippines is still No. 1 to every Pinoy's heart... it's circumstantial that Pinoy has to "leave home without it (i.e., Philippines)."  ???

#8347
Mo "like" lang pod ko  ;)

This is Paring Bol-anon Theme Song which we sing every year for our reunion: San Francisco (1986), Houston (1987), NYC (1988/2008), San Diego (1989), Chicago (1999/2009), Toronto (1993), Seattle, Tampa (1994), Miami (1995), Los Angeles (1996), Las Vegas (1997), Winnepeg (2004), Atlanta (2005), San Angelo (2007), Bahamas, Tagbilaran (2000/2010), New Orleans (2001) & Vancouver (this coming August 2011). Kalimot nakos uban hehehehe  ;)
#8348
Photos Unlimited / Re: Flirtatious Beauty
April 06, 2011, 12:43:37 AM
Mga animal mo, bwahahahaha!!!  ;D ;D
#8349
And... unsay sumpay???  :-[
#8350
That is why (tingale ra pod) foreigners (meaning, non-Pinoys) prefer Pinays and other Asians because they are not only beautiful, they are less stressful (if ever) within marriage relationship... not to mention the fact that they are faithful (mostly), caring (mostly), loyal (almost all)and a lot less complicated (all) than those who were born and/or grew up in Western societies (tingale gehapon), etc etc (etc includes "high performance but less maintainance" kuno matud pas usa ka puti nga akong naka istorya ;D). Magpangutana baya pod ko out of curiosity, and I take their word for it (whether accurate or not)  ;D
#8351
Quote from: islander on April 05, 2011, 11:34:46 PM
i'm just wondering if some other women of other nationalities prefer handsome, poor husbands.


Worse... they want filthy rich husbands!!! Looks irrelevant hehehehe  ;D
#8352
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 05, 2011, 12:33:58 PM
#8353
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 05, 2011, 12:30:38 PM

"Lami na e uli kay gutom napod, bwahahaha"  ;D
#8354
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 05, 2011, 12:30:06 PM
#8355
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 05, 2011, 12:29:31 PM
#8356
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 05, 2011, 12:29:09 PM
#8357
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 05, 2011, 12:28:18 PM

"Gimme naman ni bah..."  :)
#8358
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 05, 2011, 12:26:57 PM

Whoooa... nilikay pa jud!!!  :D
#8359
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 05, 2011, 12:26:23 PM
#8360
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 05, 2011, 12:26:02 PM

He was very proud to start hitting the ball pretty good
#8361
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 05, 2011, 12:24:42 PM
#8362
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 05, 2011, 12:24:18 PM

Tiger in the woods
#8363
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 05, 2011, 12:23:27 PM

"Hello, Bohol... I'm playing golf for the 2nd time only"  ; :D
#8364
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 05, 2011, 12:21:50 PM

The only one without a driver (destroyed during Hurricane Katrina)... but he drives himself crazy!!!  ;D :P
#8365
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 05, 2011, 12:20:06 PM

This is Fr. Alexis' first-ever golf game... as in
#8366
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 05, 2011, 12:19:14 PM

"We're good to go!!!"  ;D
#8367
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 05, 2011, 12:18:30 PM

"Bahalag di kaigo ug bola basta maka posing..."
#8368
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 05, 2011, 12:17:20 PM

Arriving at Colonial Acres Golf Course not too far from St. Bernadette Church
#8369
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 05, 2011, 12:16:22 PM

PBs Arnod Baura of Tubigon, Joel Cantones of Loon, Loy Estoque of Tagbilaran and Fro of Chicogon
#8370
Golf / Re: Paring Bol-anon At The Greens
April 05, 2011, 12:13:33 PM
Last night I went to Dulac, Louisiana for the annual boat blessing and gathering of Filipino priests of Houma-Thibodaux Diocese to feast on Pinoy food. The next day, today, on our day off, we had a round of golf at Colonial Acres in Houma. On my way home the radio announced there is a tornado watch all over Southeast Louisiana. It was raining storm and lightning on my way home to New Orleans... a two hour drive from where "there was a calm before the storm... hole in one outing."




Visit with newly ordained Fr. Alex Lazarra of Pilar, Bohol, at his parish of St. Bernadette in Houma, LA
#8371
Thank you for sharing your EB Mike, Chongki and Mulligan. Great seeing your smiles!!!  ;)

Just got back from a golf game (2 hours drive) unya ga tornado watch pajud pag padung uli, daghang mga suga nangapawong ug some roads closed kay daghang mga sanga sa kahoy nangabali  >:(
#8372
Jokes and Humor / Cussing In Church
April 04, 2011, 05:34:26 AM
A crusty old man walks into the local Catholic church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, Sir.  I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it.  I said I want to join this damn church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church."

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the priest's study to inform him of her situation.

The priest agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to her office and the priest asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says.  "I just won 20 million dollars in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get
rid of some of this damn money."

"I see," said the priest. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?

;D ;D

#8373
Photos Unlimited / Walk With Me By The Water
April 04, 2011, 03:40:55 AM
A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLDER




Shoot...

I forgot the words!!!  ;D
#8374
Hangover pa tingale... jet lag pa jud ang uban pag uli sa ilaha, hahahaha  ;D
#8375
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cajun Jokes From Louisianne
April 03, 2011, 11:15:28 AM
Quote from: islander on April 03, 2011, 11:07:13 AM
paskang... hahaha!  butdan man sad kog tijan ani.  naa pod diay morag bol-anon ug sense of humor diha...;D

Down-to-earth kaau ni sila, like many of us (kay di man pod tanan Bol-anon down to earth; ilawom dagat pod ang uban bwahahaha ;D)...
#8376
Bible Study / Re: Catholics Come Home
April 03, 2011, 11:13:12 AM
We started this program at the beginning of Lent this year
#8378
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cajun Jokes From Louisianne
April 03, 2011, 10:02:41 AM
The actual sound of a Cajun man... this is my friend Rey telling Cajun jokes yesterday before the Stations of the Cross

Cajun Rey - Part 1 of 2
#8379
Quote from: hubag bohol on April 02, 2011, 12:20:48 PM
He he, basin mas makapugos nimo nis Ms. Gong...



8)

Wa ko mag expect mao ni sila mamugos nako tsk tsk tsk. Abi nako sila Jet Li ra ug Jackie Chan hehehe. Kasugtunon na ko hapit. Mabuhay ang Tsina!!!  ;D

Bag-ong theme song napod ni, "O tsay na, u see... luv LiGong, Zili lyk " (Star Spangled Banner)  ;D

#8380
Quote from: hubag bohol on April 02, 2011, 12:27:18 PM
He he, medyo edaran na man nis Catherine Zeta-Jones ron...

I wish I could claim otherwise.... I guess we've aged together hahahaha  :D
#8381
Ubi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est... Where charity and love are, God is there


Bayou Crucis â—‹ Way Of The Cross In The Woods
#8382
Unya kinsa man sad ni si Gong Li? Basta di LAGoNG... ato tagaan ug higayon nga mopugos, wahahaha!!!  ;D
#8383
Quote from: hubag bohol on April 02, 2011, 07:45:30 AM
He he, para nako layo ras Catherine sa beauty ani niya. Mora pa jud og Pinay. Naa gani koy silingan sauna nga may-ong ani niya... ;D





Aaaah mao diay ni siya... I know her sa movie "Crouching Tiger" and some others. I love (I have a few) Chinese Martial Art movies in DVD format labi kung sale, hehehehe. Waffa sad ni siya but I will not trade Catherine Zeta-Jones for her... basin kusion ko ato niya ahihihi  ;D

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Last shot of the day...
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