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Oi, namingaw na man ni nga thread! Asa na man tong mga gitaopan sa pana ni Kupido?

This is really weird. Imagine, baki nga see-through! Unsa kaha kon naay tawo nga ingon ani! (Nga see-through, dili nga baki...)


www.listverse.com

Quote from: leah_marie on April 07, 2010, 03:36:40 PM
wla na bitaw pud balita bahin sa rapist...ayo ra pud kay mobalik na ko ug laag..hehe

Oops, delikado. Basin imbis moundang na, matental na pud ang rapist...

Hahay, sum-ol jamo basahon ang mga katarongang gabalik-balik sa ubang threads. Palain lang una ta...


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Quote from: trademark on April 07, 2010, 12:16:26 PM
Na issuehan na pod ka sa imong uniform . Maayo pa tingali tattoo han na lang kay naa pay originality he he

Tattoo sa tibuok lawas? Unja maoy silbi uniform?

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 06, 2010, 09:05:26 PM



Ang mga pet baby chicks sa ahong mga anak. Kuwang na raman idug ni nila.

Oops, delikado ni sa ahong kusina, basin mao ni ang resulta:


by puffyjoey at www.photobucket.com

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 07, 2010, 01:26:52 PM
Toink. Akip ba ani ang princesa sa frogies?

  - hadlok ma-ban

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 07, 2010, 12:10:08 PM
di ba kaha pod na tungod sa gitas-on. hahahahaha

ug bilib kos ka pulido pagkagama aning balaya...ang butanganan sa kurtina ug ang aranya, wa jud maunsa bisag gitongtongan na. hahahahaha

Tiaw moy 8 ka buok gapulipuli... naa pay 2 nga namoso, gahuwat tingaling tawgon, bwahaha!

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 07, 2010, 10:12:36 AM
hahahahaahaha....kugihan nga asawa

Kanang natabonan sa habol, nasanta ang hunat mao nga nagtuybo and lubot!

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 07, 2010, 11:10:16 AM
kini gyung mga politikoha...mga traydor, way uwaw, way batasan, mga hungog ug way batikon..kilatan unta mo sa langit ug lamyon unta mos yuta aron adto mo itipo sa mga lamgpingasang wati ...hahahahahahhaa

He he, dili tingali lampingasan ang mga wati, Bay Glace, kay gahuwat ra baja na sila sa hilom.  Wa gani sila moreklamo nga ang ilang gilamoy dili makaog iro! Bwahaha!

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 07, 2010, 09:27:43 AM
Bwahahahahaha. Ug usa ka qualification pud ang makamao mag speaking in tongues inig meeting na.

Kanang kamao sa speaking in tongues, daghan ni sa religious fanatics ug sa mga suheto sa Bibliya...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on April 06, 2010, 10:08:32 PM
despite the blunder MVP is still an MVP to all sports loving filipinos.

Mao jud. After all, sports and speeches are worlds apart.

Quote from: aquarius on April 07, 2010, 06:54:58 AM


[/color]                           *****************


Mr: Hon, buksan mo ang pinto!
Mrs: Sori, hindi pwede. Wala akong suot.
Mr: (tumawa) ok lang. Wala akong kasama.
Mrs: Ako, meron!     

---------------------------------------------------------------

He he, badlongon asawaha...

Diay otro... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 07, 2010, 09:26:13 AM
Hahahahaha. Kumikitang kabuhayan diay ning ilang gibuhat diria. Bantog ra kay arang ka mga kugihan.

Ako kaha di kaha ko kuhaon? Nangita ra ba ko ug side line.

He he, ang qualification kay kusog kang mopaghot, pero kinahanglang pangag ka...

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 07, 2010, 09:22:58 AM
hAHAHAHAHAHA. Giawhag ka Te Red sa pag-apil sa ilang kausa.

Nangita silang ma-hire para sa ilang media bureau, kanang naay thesis writing background...

Quote from: alycxs on April 06, 2010, 02:00:30 AM
generic jud para walay lalis inig sampit. heheheh ! unsaon nalang ug si Honey mahimong Love...aray !

naa bitaw to barkada nako sa HS, sobra-an ka player gi dungan ang magbestfried..sus, nabuntis pa bitaw ang duha...pagkadakong problema ! unya 18 pa jud mi ato..dli nako ma imagine ug naunsa na to, pero last nako dungog, friends paman japn ang mga babaye, si lalaki, nilayas na dayun wala na gapakita sa bohol.

Mag-bestfriend man gud, mao nga giangay para way masilo...

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 07, 2010, 09:18:16 AM
Dili diay per account Bay Hubs? Hehehehehe

Naay flat rate per account, pero naay pahalipay per post! Wa ta kahibawo, basin naay different rates depende sa word count!

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 07, 2010, 09:11:32 AM
Bwahahahahaha! Unsa kahay picture aning BoriCat? 

Wa pa jamo ko kakita ug ingani dah. Be daw be, unsa ni sija.

Ako pud naghinam-hinam sa picture...

Dia pay usa, pero rated-R: http://allpoetry.com/poem/6290961

CANNIBAL LEE

Ten or eleven years ago,
In the kingdom by the sea,
There lived a cutie that I dated a while
By the name of Annabelle Lee
And I'd take her for dates on occasion
If I could "buy one and get one free."

We dated maybe a year or so
In the kingdom by the sea
And were happier than two doped-up drunks
Myself and Annabelle Lee
When she caught some sort of fatal disease
And died, quite suddenly.

"Bummer," I said, and got take-out Chinese
Without my Annabelle Lee
I sat around in my underwear
And watched a little T.V.
But little did I know that a deadly space virus
Turned my love into a zombie.

So late that night, she knocked on my door
My beautiful Annabelle Lee
"Who is it?" I cried, and reached for my gat
Which was sitting right beside me
(I had to watch out for thugs and punks
In my kingdom by the sea.)

All I heard was a choked grunt
And a scratching that sounded eerie
"Hang on," I yelled, and holding my gun,
I opened the door carefully
Mumbling "I don't have any crack today,"
Figuring it was just some junkie
Imagine the look of surprise in my eyes
To see my Annabelle Lee.

"Bitch, you dead!" I protested, a little aggrieved
As she murmured and fumbled at me
There was dirt in her hair and an unbalanced stare
In the eyes of my Annabelle Lee
"Fresh brains," she expelled, as I suddenly smelled
The embalmed corpse now clawing at me.

Without a clear thought, I aimed off a shot
At the beautiful Annabelle Lee
And she jerked to the side but kept coming along
Drooling quite cannibal-ly
I tried to remember the lessons I'd learned
From Romero and Lucio Fulci

I ran to the shed and threw open the door
Looking around frantically
I noticed the machete, all iron and heavy
And grabbed it with fervent glee
With my machete, I was finally ready
To take on my Annabelle Lee.

For the moon shines above and I wait for my love
My beautiful Annabelle Lee
My biceps will strain as I destroy the brain
Of the zombified Annabelle Lee
And so I shall wait for my now ex-girlfriend
And wish I was watching MacGyver again
In my apartment there by the sea
Without zombies gnawing at me.

--Robert Chatham

ANNABEL LEE   


'Twas more than a million years ago,
    Or so it seems to me,
That I used to prance around and beau
    The beautiful Annabel Lee.
There were other girls in the neighborhood
    But none was a patch to she.

And this was the reason that long ago,
    My love fell out of a tree,
And busted herself on a cruel rock;
    A solemn sight to see,
For it spoiled the hat and gown and looks
    Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.

We loved with a love that was lovely love,
    I and my Annabel Lee,
And we went one day to gather the nuts
    That men call hickoree.
And I stayed below in the rosy glow
    While she shinned up the tree,
But no sooner up than down kerslup
    Came the beautiful Annabel Lee.

And the pallid moon and the hectic noon
    Bring gleams of dreams for me,
Of the desolate and desperate fate
    Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.
And I often think as I sink on the brink
Of slumber's sea, of the warm pink link
    That bound my soul to Annabel Lee;
And it wasn't just best for her interest
    To climb that hickory tree,
For had she stayed below with me,
    We'd had no hickory nuts maybe,
But I should have had my Annabel Lee.

--Stanley Huntley

Quote from: aquarius on April 06, 2010, 10:40:47 PM

kini iya dili gyod ni Alzheimer disease kay bata pa man ning bayhana, nanganak pa gud... imposible gyod angu-anguhon, capital "T" lang gyod siguro ni siya as in tangengot.... nag lutaw ang huna-huna basin naka katyubong....

Basin na-absent-minded kay sijay gustong motutoy...

Bwahaha! Mao ra nay nibug-at nga nituyhakaw!

Bwahaha. Pun-ig BoriCat, Bay Glace!

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 07, 2010, 08:30:26 AM
gawas kung mahimo kang Admin, urok ra jud ka taman. ahahahaha

He he, di ta anang mag-admin, oi, kay naay daghang badlongon diris TB. Di gani ko kalukop sa mga nagpabadlong nako diris kasilinganan, bwahaha.

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 07, 2010, 08:16:28 AM
...kung unsay hinungdang nibug-at akong pamati dapit sa Kasingkasing sa dihang milabay ang babaye diri sa akong tungod...

Dapit sa kasingkasing, o dapit sa bugan?

Quote from: statesville on April 07, 2010, 02:37:37 AM
Thank you Inday Raqs, ato lang tubangon sa sambingay
                               ug dili pinaagi ug biaybiay
                               kon unsa  ang ilang kalipay
                               hala, padayon sa tagay!
                                   

Madam Statesville, salamat sa imong pagsabot
Kanamong babaero, este, lad-okero.
Dili kami mahilig mangita og gubot:
Ang bino dili namo isulod sa ulo--
Gikan sa tiyan deretso kini sa lubot.

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 07, 2010, 04:48:49 AM
bwahhahaha! naabot naman tas PA POOK ani! hahahahha!

Bwahaha. Mao jud ni ang perming sampakan, este, sangpotan sa estorya!

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 07, 2010, 04:22:29 AM
mora diay na silag lubortz sa manok nagsegig kibot² - peace whaha³

Unsaon, kining mga himungaana nagpunay mag hujop sa masigkalubot! Bwahaha!

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 07, 2010, 08:20:53 AM
hahahaha...mao niy dangatan og magdugay sa TB...ma-Gurang imong Uruk, bay hubs

Bwahaha. Mahimo na tang mga Uruk-hai ani...

Quote from: jig37504 on April 07, 2010, 03:57:47 AM
kaning gihimo ni ligon ug uban pa, seems to me that dili na ni ordinary nga mga supporters but paid hacks na ni sila. binayran ba! i suspect dili lang usa ka kandidato ang naghimo ani.

TB has a lot of members obviously, kay kon dili pa di ni sila maghago hago ug posts diri. let us be vigilant on this kay magsige ni hangtud sa election time.

He he, naay punto tong comment earlier by one of us nga malagmit per post ang suhol...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 06, 2010, 09:54:22 PM
Guru tingali na, sir, sama anang Guru sa Mahabang Paaralan hahahahaha

guru = gurang na uruk

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 07, 2010, 08:10:12 AM
whahahaha...ug mao ning awma, wa ba kaha butangi og lisud ang kombinasyon!!?

Aw, kana maoy tulukibon! Basin naay laing parte nga dunganan og hinol!

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 07, 2010, 01:14:21 AM
lahi pod. kapamilya mas kabog ning kagwang.

ang milo o tinggawong kapamilya sa iring.

pero, dool ra na sila kung gamiton isip pulong.--> "mura mag kagwang nang imong iring, inday..." hahaha

Ang maral, kapuso pud, este, kapamilya, sa iring?

Bwahaha. Pindota lang ang awom, Bay Glace, para mobuka ang ganghaan sa langit!

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 07, 2010, 07:09:17 AM
nagpalain lang ko gud hee³

my little brain is empty dunno why, maybe bcoz its midnyt here?

are they indignant bcoz they are indigent?

or just like 20 yrs. of studying psychology likewise 20 yrs. psycho patient?

oh weh ,guess i must go to bed and dive to my lantay right now - awrk§ 

He he, kaliwat jud ni Dagohoy ning mga bataa, kay gagmay pa gani kahibawo na ma-indignant...

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 07, 2010, 06:12:30 AM
our indigent kids back home, will be then feeling "heaven" ajehehe³

Nganong naghisgot man kag "indigent" nga "indignant" man ang mga bata nga recipients, Blue? 

Makapanakla man pud tas kamahal...

Quote from: JellyBean on April 07, 2010, 05:07:13 AM
It is what I was told unless they made a mistake and told me wrong. I will let you know what the final word is.

I was having sort of a hard time getting information as the information was being passed from Cesar's daughter Angela to the campaign manager to me.

Cesar Montano is also a member of UNESCO also.

I was told that cesar does not want this to be a part of his campaign because this belongs to an organization that he has already started a few years back for indignant children of Bohol.

This is really good news. I hope the children will not be indignant anymore.

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 06, 2010, 05:47:22 PM
Napungot ko ani magtan-aw sa mga post nga gitujo ug post sa dili dapat butangan.

Im sick and tired!!

Bitaw, mo-out lang tingali una ko, Bay Tigs. Karon, dili na si Ligon, si Hannah na pud ang nag-post, same message. Hahay... 

Quote from: bugsay on April 06, 2010, 05:40:44 PM
sa lahi nga pagka estorya, basin human na ang giyera nya kita ra'y nahibilin....hehehe

Kon maohon, swerte diay nga unang gituman ang seremonyas, bwahaha!

Bay Ligon, palihog lang, sakto na.

Quote from: Anna&Jorge on April 06, 2010, 05:35:00 PM
please delete all posts of ligon kay out of topic naman na cya oi

Asa na bitaw ang atong mga admin...

Quote from: bugsay on April 06, 2010, 05:30:23 PM
basin nahinanok pa gikan nag seremonyas agig panalipod kontra prostate cancer?

Kita ra may nagtikawtikaw karon, Bay Bugs. Kon giyera pa ni, wa na, impas na ta...

Quote from: bugsay on April 06, 2010, 05:18:46 PM
unsa na man ni uy....gipanamastamasan na man tawon ang atong Tugkaran nga Balaan (TB) aning kalakiha....calling admin...tabanggg!!!

Asa na man tuod ang atong admins...

Mao ni ahong gipili sa recent posts kay mao ray lahi... Nasudlan na man diay pud.  

Quote from: jig37504 on April 06, 2010, 10:20:56 AM
it's still there, just go to the home page... bohol chronicle gone tabloid reporting? tsk tsk tsk

Hala, naa diay tuod. How insensitive... 

Lain ba pud tong kagwang?

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 06, 2010, 11:53:43 AM
laing hugna na pod, bay hubs, sa atong panagkita sa kahanginan. saludo pod kos imong ka-loyal diri. tiaw bay niabot na kag 7000 kapin nga posts. hehehe. kung gikapoy kag huwat nako, wa ka kapoya og post. 

He he, hunat sa ko ron kay gaplano pud kong motagolilong kadiyot puhon...

Bay Glace, wa hinuon ka kaapil sa among Bible study. Alegre jamo...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 06, 2010, 01:02:42 PM
kuno ug mabuak! manggawas tong mga dahon ug bark sa kahoy?? hwahahhahah!

Apil na ang lana sa lubi!

Gawas pa, basin mosakdap ang image sa lolang kunot, nah, patay jud ang gana!

Quote from: nat-cast on April 06, 2010, 11:26:50 AM
after may10 daghang elected officials ma alzheimer

Unja inigsingabot sa 2013 elections kalit lang maulian...

Quote from: aquarius on April 06, 2010, 10:07:56 AM
Bay Hubs..

apila pod nga utang lang ang malimtan.... mangutana pa sa naningil, "kinsa gani ka?"

Bwahaha. Common kaajo ning klaseha sa Alzheimer's...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 06, 2010, 12:08:50 PM

bwahahahahahha! pwera usog! maka turn off sa ka horney! hahahahha!

Mao jud. Bisan unsa pa kagwapa, hadlok jamo!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 06, 2010, 10:42:26 AM

ang ija concoction naa na gisulod sa basijo sa bala naa sa ija hawak gihikot ug nylon! hahahhahaha!

Bwahaha! Kahinumdom hinuon ko sa estorya sa ahong amigo, sa first time kuno sila sa ijang ujab way nahitabo kay nakurat sija paghukas sa baje kay diha may bakos nga nylon nga may garapang gitangkil! Bwahaha!

Quote from: grazie7y on April 06, 2010, 09:08:08 AM
kay hilabtanon man!  ug di na lang pasagdan si crayola! hahaha

He he, crayola diay, abi nahog orinola...

On this issue of "alleged systematic cover-up of sexual abuses by priests", dili ba mao man pud ni ang usa sa mga isyu kabahin adtong Fr. What's-his-name--kadto bitawng singing American priest sa Tagbilaran.

Quote from: islander on April 06, 2010, 12:34:12 AM

To Barcelona: Do not put words in my mouth. I was not suggesting that capital gains linked to proximity to public works should accrue to government. And there is a world of difference between the Hacienda Luisita issue and the Villar properties issue: (1) Noynoy Aquino probably owns less than 2 percent of Luisita, Villar owns 100 percent of his properties; and (2) Villar conceived and initially funded CX-5/LPPLP; Aquino had zilch to do with SCTEX. Tsk.

A salient point, I'd say.

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on April 06, 2010, 12:39:13 AM
"kung gusto kung yumanan, sana nagbusiness nalang ako"... manny villar

do you really believe in his statement? that really shows that villar's agenda is making the whole country as his business venture. we will his marsh lands, irrigation sites and other protective areas become subdivisions, condo sites and resorts.

The presidency will indeed provide him with both opportunity and protection. What a frightening prospect.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Maajo untag naay klase sa Alzheimer's nga ang atong mga sala ray makalimtan...

After 3 p.m. Friday, dili pwede mopagawas og dautang hangin...

Quote from: vrglguapo on April 06, 2010, 06:14:58 AM
mao jud ug ako may plano nga mag chinese for launch sa gabii dili na ko manihapon unya sa buntag walay pamahaw unya malibang daan para walay sulod ang tiyan.Ang sikwa gatan-aw nako gakaon misamot ug gamay ang mata kay gabalik balik man ko ug kadaghan ..

Bwahaha. Cool pud ning ideya nga malibang daan...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 06, 2010, 01:53:24 AM
hahahahahaha...ako? wa jud ko kapoya. 

Bwahaha. Welcome back, Bay Glace! Kami maoy gikapoy og huwat nimo...

Quote from: aquarius on April 06, 2010, 06:33:13 AM
command responsibility, it's a chain reaction. the leader or head can be  blamed for failure to observe proper decorum and/ or  violations of certain law/ rule perpetrated by his members .... well, the bottom-line is give them the "ultimate freedom".. so as not to drag the church from further " sex related scandals"....  'let the priests marry". (kay tawo ra lagi ta...) just my idea... why not?.. rather than wearing the cassock while deep inside both heart and mind, he knows that he committed the crime... paminjoon na laman kaysa mag tago-tago... ajaw lang gyod pang-abuso ug bata kay pwerteng daghana nimo'g kontra... phedophile common ni sa ubang kanasuran..... usahay sala man pod sa mga parishioner nga baje moingon man pod.." ka gwapo nimo padre uy, tangkad pa gyod.. sayang nganong nagpari man ka?" ...   ang pari pod kay laki gud na.. aw natural....  


pero...may punto pod si manay hofilena sa ijang comment/reply.... 

Mao ba diay, Bay Aq? He he, pero kon akoy pari, modagan ko, oi...

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 06, 2010, 05:28:54 AM
aw mao pod tumpak japon Meister von Huboi..ky segi man sila withdraw para dli manganak ug daghan ky kasagaran career oriented man kono..mao na isip silot nila "w/drawal tax" tyahahaha
peace Manay jaga² rah..!

muZta Hubskie- miss U - intrigaä ! hee³

Kay human na ang puasa,
Padayon na pud sa kawsa!

"The suspect of the mother and the suspect of the victim..."

A veritable classic.

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 06, 2010, 06:25:18 AM
wla lagi ko kakitz maau ra pod, 
well, i usually "swip de woop" on the shoes of the victim's bereaved fam.member,
jhak§ it isnt appropriate to see those tragic evidence, it only add more deep wounds -awooh !

Ang news na lang bitaw, wa na ang picture. Gi-remove tingali from the website due to complaints...

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 06, 2010, 05:52:54 AM
dli jud ko tali matakdan ana ky naa koy pangsumpa..i did it "My Way" tadaa!

Sumpa? Anti-V&P? Unsa man ni, liquid formula? He he, gamit diay imong scientific know-how...

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 06, 2010, 05:36:50 AM
tyahaha³ mashuang btw. ko ilabina kadtong mi ingon ka luhod ! got meh?

Patapsing-tapsing lang ta ani, basin naay makasabot.

If now thou hast understanding, hear this: hearken to the voice of my words. (Job 34:16, King James Bible)

Oops, natakdan na hinuon ko da!

Quote from: islander on April 05, 2010, 11:37:36 PM
aaaargh.  what a speech of an ateneo cum laude and a wharton alum. 

Nasipyat jud ang kabaw nga upat og tiil...

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 06, 2010, 05:23:46 AM
splash plash mash..luhod Huboi luhod, paghinulZol sa mga sala !
-ah mora man kumander mi ingon nga "march time march" .hee³

Human na kog hinulsol, Blue. Natental na pud ko tungod sa tukma mong paghulagway sa kamatuoran kabahin sa naglaray nga mga kinutlo nga gihalad dinhi sa TB...

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 06, 2010, 05:15:40 AM
naa pay word lain sa subidahon? morag mao na - whops outsch -sowe (hiki²)

Taym sa, dalaga pa ba diay nang jatot nga injong gihisgotan?

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 06, 2010, 03:18:25 AM
Manay dli ba to w/holding tax tawag ana? 

Parehas ra ang resulta sa duha, Blue. Ang withholding tax, buhis para sa total abstention; ang withdrawal tax, buhis kon withdrawal ang contraceptive method nga gigamit. Ang tujo mao ang pag-encourage og higher birth rate, because Germany is a greying country. Bwahaha! Joke³.

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 06, 2010, 04:26:57 AM


-e-aZa ang halos memorize ang Bible verse kon imong binuhatan nakapasakit ka sa imong isigkatawo?

Splash! Kaboom!

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 05, 2010, 03:44:56 PM
Manungkab bisan tinakbang saging sa lamesa atungkabon gihapon.

Happy Easter diay diha Bay Hubs, karon kay Easter naman balik na pud ko sa ahong pagkawatsinanggo diria sa TB.

Same to you, Bay Tigs. Balik pud atong therapeutic exercises ani, he he...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 05, 2010, 06:06:58 PM
makaniwang diay ning katawa no? naa na sd diay bag-o karon...


LAUGHTER IS THE BEST EXERCISE!

ah shalan ba Hubag oi!!!

tingali sad noh? kay mogahi baja imong kuto-kuto ug kinatawa!

Haaaaay Kilay ni Coralla nga mao ray gikagubtan!

Labi na kon saktan og ligid-ligid! Parehas bitaw anang gitawag og ROFLMAO...

Presuming nga adunay jurisdiction ang UK, lisod man tingali pamatud-an kining giingon nga "systematic cover-up of sexual abuses by priests".

Pwede pud atong apilan og pangadje, sama sa gibuhat sa mga Muslim sa Guyana:


Muslims pray for rain in drought-hit Guyana

Sunday, 28 March 2010
http://world-countries.net

GEORGETOWN, Guyana (Reuters) â€" Muslims across Guyana prayed for rain on Saturday to end a drought that has battered the tiny South American nation’s rice and sugar exports and caused food shortages in indigenous communities.

The government of the former British colony of about 750,000 people is struggling to irrigate farmland, with water at storage points reaching dangerously low levels.

The Central Islamic Organisation of Guyana (CIOG), which represents Muslims in 145 mosques across the multiethnic nation, organized a day of prayers for rain.

"This activity is consistent with the Sunnah of the Prophet Mohammad beseeching the Creator to cause the rain to descend and alleviate sufferings," said one CIOG leader, Shaykh Moeenul.

Muslims make up about 7 percent of Guyana’s population, with Hindus at 28 percent and Christians making up most of the rest across various denominations.

Guyana is one of several countries in the region, including neighboring Venezuela, that have been parched by drought since the end of last year.

Quote from: islander on April 05, 2010, 02:59:22 PM
hehe.  dili, kay wa may plug ang mga mermaids.

You mean, way socket? Bwahaha! Mao bitaw nga dili ma-recharge...

Pope's immunity could be challenged in Britain

By PAISLEY DODDS, Associated Press Writer Paisley Dodds, Associated Press Writer
Sun Apr 4, 11:27 am ET


LONDON â€" Protests are growing against Pope Benedict XVI's planned trip to Britain, where some lawyers question whether the Vatican's implicit statehood status should shield the pope from prosecution over sex crimes by pedophile priests.

More than 10,000 people have signed a petition on Downing Street's web site against the pope's 4-day visit to England and Scotland in September, which will cost U.K. taxpayers an estimated 15 million pounds ($22.5 million). The campaign has gained momentum as more Catholic sex abuse scandals have swept across Europe.

Although Benedict has not been accused of any crime, senior British lawyers are now examining whether the pope should have immunity as a head of state and whether he could be prosecuted under the principle of universal jurisdiction for an alleged systematic cover-up of sexual abuses by priests.

Universal jurisdiction â€" a concept in international law â€" allows judges to issue warrants for nearly any visitor accused of grievous crimes, no matter where they live. British judges have been more open to the concept than those in other countries.

Lawyers are divided over the immunity issue. Some argue that the Vatican isn't a true state, while others note the Vatican has national relations with about 170 countries, including Britain. The Vatican is also the only non-member to have permanent observer status at the U.N.

Then again, no other top religious leaders enjoy the same U.N. privileges or immunity, so why should the pope?

Quote from: islander on April 05, 2010, 02:32:42 PM
mosarasay ug apil sa mga bawod.  but some of them get refreshed by mermaids.

Refreshed? Dili kaha sila mosamot ka-lowbatt?

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 05, 2010, 09:21:38 AM
mao nah! bunga sa hunahuna sa nag suwat! hahahhaa! naay purohan Hubs nga mahulog anang storyaha!

Bwahaha. Kon maohon, kitang magbasa mahimong "victims of the suspect of the reporter"!

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 05, 2010, 02:42:50 PM
Cute lagi kay nakakawat man sa make up sa among silingan. Mura jamo ug mga iring banbanon. Hahahahahaha

Bwahaha. Dili man kaha mga sungkaban!

Quote from: bugsay on April 05, 2010, 02:25:48 PM
holiday ron sa mga kwakangtsi, ting limpyo daw sa mga lubnganan....ambot ug unsang lubnganana ang hinloan.

Mao diay tingali ni ilang spring cleaning, he he. Pagtahod sa ilang katigulangan...

He he, mag-unsa na lang diay ang mga sailors who spend months sa lawod? 

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 05, 2010, 02:04:00 PM
Kinsay nagbuhi sa ahong mga iring??

Animal control unit sa MMDA palihug pagdakup ug balik.

Meow! Cute lagi imong mga iring, Bay Tigs!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 02, 2010, 11:58:41 AM

thank you for the TIP gwargz! wa jud ko problema of relieving stess kay daghan jamo mi kakahoyan diri. pero ug mag sigi ka basa ug mga negative comments like the politics thread di na madala ug exchanging ions sa akong mga siblings (trees i call them my siblings) diri. hehehehe! pero nag recharge sila tanan, sa Easter na to sila mag paboto pohon! murag mga WATUSI!!!hahaha!

Tinuod jud ning positive charges sa mga kahoy. Pilia ang medjo dagkong kahoy, labi na kon grabe ka ka-lowbatt. Ajaw lang anang kamoteng kahoy, kay maabtan kag siyam-siyam...

Quote from: islander on April 05, 2010, 01:42:26 PM
guwapo nag dagan ning thread da.  gikan sa racial slur ngadto sa taxonomical slur. my day is made!  (ugpot-ugpot ug katawa, ungga, ungga, ungga.)

Moiknat man pud atong daginotong kilay ani! As for hair, Ms. Isle, you're apparently richly endowed in that department, but you don't seem to have bushy enough eyebrows to make you a kin of Carolla's.

Parehas sa nagbuhat og tunnel lusot sa bukid, mag-abot unta sa tunga pero ninglapos ang duha ka bangag! Duha na hinuon ka tunnel ang nahuman, bwahaha!

Quote from: nat-cast on April 05, 2010, 01:12:57 PM
hmmmmm ..... tan awun sa nako

Bwahaha na pud ko! Wa na, wa na jud koy mahimo rong adlawa. Amgid og abilidad. Sisters under the skin--and above the eyes!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 04, 2010, 09:55:12 PM
about Glacier:
naa pa kaha to karon karsones???
naa pa kaha sha sa sulod sa balay ug wa sa plaza?
ang bungot mura nag ermitanyo?
unsa na kaha noh?

1. naa pa kaha to karon karsones??? - morag wala na
2. naa pa kaha sha sa sulod sa balay ug wa sa plaza? - malagmit naglaroylaroy
3. ang bungot mura nag ermitanyo? - seguradong bungoton na
4. unsa na kaha noh? - nagsige to ron og katawa

Dili kaha kini si Glacier?


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Quote from: ms da binsi on April 05, 2010, 12:17:40 PM

tan awa ang KILAY!!!

dili jud kaajo nipis, murag kang kinsa??

BWAHAHA! Maniwang ko aning kinatawa! Tabang! Di ko kaginhawa!

Mag-asindero na lang tingali ang mga lumulopyo sa kasikbit nga mga dapit...

Quote from: bugsay on April 05, 2010, 11:37:06 AM
naminaw ug music sa album sa "ASIN".....giparisan ug higop-higop sa kapi.....parelaxrelax kay way trabaho..

Gi-observe pud diay ang Easter Monday diha, Bay Bugs?

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 01, 2010, 07:27:08 AM
went to the Amish country, as usual nangita sa akong tahas nga kutsilyo.

I finally  found it! 

Had a great day @ 75 oF i can wear shorts again!

Please post picture of knife. (Pwede pud pakapinan og picture sa nag-shorts...)

“You are not permitted to kill a woman who has injured you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day.”

--Ambrose Bierce

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 05, 2010, 09:36:34 AM
did you mean ig agaw ni Miss Isle?? hahahahha!

hanggaw jud bitaw.

Kon maohon, gikaulaw diay ni Ms. Isle ang ijang ig-agaw...

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Quote from: ms da binsi on April 04, 2010, 09:59:48 PM



tan awa ang nawong ni Manang!!! "Grrrr"

Morag kalibangon!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 05, 2010, 06:10:24 AM
mura jud Hubs! hahahha! trying hard na sha nga ma preha ni George Carlin, nga tawon si Carlin mag research to sha before mo ukab sa ija baba!!! unsa ra gud tawon na sha...

Unggoy ra kaajo nis Carolla kon itandi ni Carlin. Oops, no offense meant, Ms. Isle...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 05, 2010, 06:35:37 AM
kanang mga tawo nga naay anting2x dili baja na dautan! tan awa tong tawo nga wa jamo anting2x pero KATYOBONG ray anting2x mao man noon naka patay!!!

i think we have to leave this guy alone...

Korek! Sagad sa naay anting² mogamit sa ilang abilidad alang sa kaayohan...