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Quote from: catalina on April 18, 2010, 08:02:10 PM
gugmang hangin,inubanan sa nagdibuhong hunahuna.

Cat, mao tingali ni ang gugma Tubag Bohol version, no?

Quote from: Michael Ligalig on June 27, 2007, 07:39:34 AM

photo courtes of nicko evans (flickr.com)

Donsilya pa ba kaha gihapon ning dapita karon...

Quote from: Bambi on April 18, 2010, 01:54:16 AM
Morag mas problema siguro ug makabana ug perti pod ka "iyotless" 

Quote from: catalina on April 18, 2010, 09:42:37 AM
bwahaaaaaaaaaa
pastilan dako jong pagmahay.

Quote from: Anna&Jorge on April 18, 2010, 07:26:33 PM
dakung problema napud........ hahahaha

Angay jud diay seguroon daan nga neither of the 2 extremes--kanang sakto-sakto ra...

He he, naa na ra ba pud roy design for movable buildings. Kining phallic building himoong movable, para once a day or so ang "bulb head" modat-ol sa beesong building...

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on March 21, 2010, 02:37:13 AM
If human beings evolved from monkeys, why is it that there still are monkeys?

Bitaw no? There are still many monkeys around. We even send some of them to Congress...

Quote from: Michael Ligalig on June 04, 2007, 09:16:30 PM

photo by y2k_maria of flickr.com

Oi, mohiyong diay pud ang mata sa tarsier? He he, morag villain...

Quote from: slackware on June 29, 2007, 03:36:43 AM

The patron saint of dentists is St. Apollonia. She reportedly had her teeth pulled out in 249 AD by an anti-Christian mob.

Ngano kaha nga ang ngipon may gipahimungtan? 

Some of us might find this useful in the very near future...

Quote from: slackware on August 10, 2007, 03:46:25 AM

Another recent study discovered that women who were in the fertile period of their menstrual cycle were attracted by men with a more masculine look when it came to ‘one night stands’; but by more effeminate men when the same women-volunteers were not in the fertile period.

Nagpasabot ba ni nga kaming mga butangero og nawong maoy dakog chance nga mosanay?

Quote from: Michael Ligalig on June 22, 2007, 01:25:51 PM
The not-so-bloody 2007 political derby...

OUR BOHOL

Governor

AUMENTADO    397,849
CERICOS    10,790
DALAY             8,696
MAGAT            6,669
DUMALUAN      1,341
PELIGRINO    381
DEJAN              326

Vice Governor

HERRERA    296,163
TIROL              61,362

Board Members

1st District (Top 3)
LOPEZ    99,694
DAMALERIO    77,286
VELOSO    73,612

2nd District (Top 3)
TIROL    87,182
JUMAMOY    78,286
LEJOS    65,593

3rd District (Top 4)
MOLINA    92,910
GALBREATH    86,376
TRABAJO    70,202
PIOLLO    53,593

Congressman:

1st District
CHATTO             127,561
DELA SERNA    13,986

2nd District
CAJES               106,723
GARCIA               9,488

3rd District
JALA                 65,081
RELAMPAGOS    62,106
BALITE                28,076
LIM                 16,737
INTE                 73
MADERA               52

The old score...

Oi, hapit na man 3 years old ni nga thread.

Fast backward, slow forward...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 18, 2010, 01:45:16 PM

palalab sa imagination? hahahaha! pero tan awa jud na sha pwerte ka ANGGID! ahahahha!

He he, sa imagination ra diay. Aw, kon maohon, tinuod jud tingaling bangiitan, kay a la Einstein man ang tirada, bwahaha!

Anggid jud tuod! Patay, uromon man pud ta ani!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 18, 2010, 01:46:52 PM
ahhhh! hahhahha! utok sa mga gagmay'ng ulok aw ehe ULO diay?

ahhhh BANAYAD SA LALAMUNAN!!!

Utokan pud ning utoka, mamili asa gusto ipabuhagay... 

Quote from: fdaray on April 18, 2010, 12:17:30 PM
Did you know that tuba is rich in vitamin C?. Mao bitaw ang mga palainom ug palahubog dili ubhon ug dali. Makataas pa jud ug kinabuhi .

Tuba is a sweet, fresh or mildly fermented sap taken from tapping the young expanded flowers of the coconut. In certain barrios of Malolos, Bulacan, tuberculosis patients are advised to drink or even bathe in tuba as a cure. Nursing babies in Bantayan, Cebu is fed with this beverage. It is said that only tough men can withstand the effect of Tuba that affects men’s senses and sanity. Filipinos consider Tuba as a type of hard drink.

Bantog ra tong ahong kumpare sa inom nga taga Bantayan dili mahubog bisag tagpila pa ka container nga tuba ang among imnon. Pero kon beer gani, usa ra ka botelya lipong dajon...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 18, 2010, 01:39:18 PM

naa na sad suspek nga ma ing ana taga TB! hwahahhahaha!

Bwahaha, unsaon na lang. Maajo gani kay dili pwedeng mobija si Mariang Palad, bwahaha!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 17, 2010, 10:48:22 PM
wahahahha! ang fountain untay naka pa perfect sa ejaculation ani! pwerteng utoga bah! hwhahahhha!

Bwahaha. Dili jud ni mohumok kay wa may fountain! Magpabilin jud ni in perpetual state of tumescence!

Isip pahuway gikan sa mga paghot ug hambat sa kalihokang politikanhon, duwa-duwa una ta:

Para dili kaayo mahilayo sa pinakainit nga tema karon, maglista tag mga pulong Binisaya nga adunay kalambigitan sa politika, unya "-an" ang kataposan, sama sa--"kataposan", bwahaha! Unya hatagan dayon natog pananglitan unsaon paggamit.

Ex. kataposan

Kataposan na karon sa pagdagan ni Talpulano isip Sotang Bastos.

Niay komon nga mga sampol:

1. binayran
2. sinuholan

Dili na lang ko mohatag og pananglitan sa paggamit aning mga pulonga, he he...

Naa pay daghang nindot nga mga pulong!

Quote from: Anna&Jorge on April 18, 2010, 01:29:43 PM
check his spelling bah sa encode.. ngano code ra man na... dli pud ko musalig niya hehehe

Tungod na tingali na sa kagutom, Anne, mao nga nagkasayop-sayop. Basin moandar og tarong ang utok kon makakaon na, he he...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 17, 2010, 10:47:10 PM
daghan kaajo na diri ang baje ang dako unja ang laki wang-ni! pero sus kupot japun oi! PDA pa makalilisang!

tsk tsk tsk! LOVE IS REALLY BLIND!

i am one of them Blind people too!

Mao ba? Sabagay, maajo ning blind kay bawion sa hikapanay, etc.

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 17, 2010, 10:44:42 PM


bwahahhaha! hala ka Hubs mao ni sha niwang version ni MrikamPrag!!! wahahahhaa!

tan awa preha jud ug posing! hwahahhaha!

Bwahaha! Niwang Version, that rings a bell! Lingaw kaajo ko to the nines! Naniwang tingali ni tungod sa naghingapin nijang gugma sa ijang palalab!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 18, 2010, 10:31:43 AM

ahh! ahahhahaah! unsa man nang utoka murag BUTTER? kay mahikapan malanay? ahahahha!

Unsa kaha kon utok M&M: melts in your mouth, not in your hand!

Quote from: Anna&Jorge on April 17, 2010, 06:42:57 PM

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 18, 2010, 10:50:35 AM

geek nga makililomos! hwahahaha!

Gibijaan tingali sa asawa, gidala tanang kwarta ug properties, nangluod kay si Geek computer ray giatubang!

Bwahaha! Way lingaw ning duha ron, da! Maajo hinuon ning sige tang katawa aron dili mobagtok atong utok!

Quote from: catalina on April 18, 2010, 09:12:25 AM
unja mga para hubog kaya na ninjo,nga tiil nay gigunit sa botelya,

Kaya ni sa mga mugbog tiil... o kaha tag-as jamog simod...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 18, 2010, 09:07:52 AM


maajo unta ni makita adtong miga'ng  jatot ni Blew! hahahaha!

He he, unsa man diay tong migaha, imbodo?

Quote from: aquarius on April 17, 2010, 09:31:49 PM
kanang maayo'g "stenography" basin mabasa nila ng wa matiwas pagsulat... hehehehe... di ba na "oh god... god is comingggg..!!!"

Bwahaha. Ang last part a letter mora nag kuriskuris sa seismograph. Sabagay, naa man jud hinuoy linog!

Quote from: bugsay on April 17, 2010, 09:23:21 PM
bwahaha...aw ana gyud ang ma inlove....di lalim...

eskwerda sa ko kadiyot bai Hubs, akong kusokusohan ang jacket nga akong gihumol...
nanimaho nang kagwang...

He he, duda lang ko nimo, Bay Bugs, nga naa kay gilikayan...

Quote from: islander on April 17, 2010, 09:20:55 PM
morag bag-ong nagmama.  bantay-bantay lang ta kay masundan unyag tutho.

Mao jud na ang natural nga kolor sa ijang lingagngag, Ms. Isle. Red-blooded lover man gud ni sija...

Quote from: Michael Ligalig on December 16, 2007, 03:21:28 AM


She cannot finish the letter.

Bwahaha! Shomoy na pud!

Quote from: bugsay on April 17, 2010, 09:11:31 PM
dili ako ang nag kanta......ang imong froggy baby mao'y inspired!!

He he, mao ba? Aw, permi man na siyang inspired ba. Tan-awang lingagngag, nagpuwa lang agi...

Quote from: Ginger on February 28, 2009, 05:15:11 AM
shomoy!

Sige!

Quote from: bugsay on April 17, 2010, 08:30:27 PM
imong buot ipasabot nga atua nalang estoryahan si bai Tigbao?...bwahahaha

Bwahaha. Ajaw tong disturboha kay nagligadligad to ron...

Quote from: bugsay on April 17, 2010, 07:47:24 PM
"i gotta feeling, that tonight's gonna be a good night........"

Yati, in the mood for love man ka rong gabhiona, Bay Bugs...

Quote from: bugsay on April 17, 2010, 08:46:14 PM
duda ko anang imong sanggutan.....dili ginit imong gitangtang......ang bra...

He he, dili man pud ta makapanaghoy aning sangotanana...

Quote from: teng on April 17, 2010, 08:41:44 PM
sa amoa naa pa man manananggot pero social na..mag text text na ibabao sa lubi....nakapanangko jod mi sa una ug sanggotan..sos naay sagol tiki usahay ang sugong pero inom lang japon....

Usahay naay bagtok nalumos... Libre sumsoman...

Quote from: ms da binsi on February 29, 2008, 08:37:53 AM
apil na sa procedure dear...

ila man na iwaslik kay naa man daghan tungog mo tapot sa sugong dajun silhigon kunohay na nila sa ilang ganay'ng silhig...

dajun di man tanan ma taktak mao nga ilang ihapak sa palwa...

i missed that sound na jud oi!

naa sad mi silingan manananggot, i love that sound jud, plus taghoy!

Pitlagong!

Quote from: bugsay on April 17, 2010, 08:04:36 PM
luoy sab tawon tong tawhana...manghinaut lang ta nga way taga TB nga mosundog.....bwhahaaha

Di ta kaseguro. Naay pipila ka usual suspects...

Quote from: slackware on March 13, 2008, 03:54:20 AM


Obesity does not restrict blood circulation only to the heart and other inner organs, but to the penis as well.

Paet...

Quote from: bugsay on April 17, 2010, 07:54:43 PM
unsa man kadako ang olo adtong tawhana....murag monggos?

Bwahaha. Dihay chemical nga gigamit para moburot ang condom. O kaha chemical para mohiyos ang ulo...

Quote from: bugsay on April 17, 2010, 07:51:19 PM
buotan...liwat sa amahan....

mao na'y anak nga sundogan...hehehe

Bwahaha. Lain na pud nga butang nga parehas ta...

Quote from: hazel on November 16, 2007, 02:25:56 AM

A thrill-seeker killed himself by pulling a condom over his head to try to give himself a sexual high, an inquest has heard.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Wrong head... 

Quote from: bugsay on April 17, 2010, 07:37:53 PM
tungod sa ilang bati nga personal experience sa ilang amahan nga palahubog, mao nga naningkakay sila nga dili mapareha..

Di ba mga buotan man ang imong mga anak, Bay Bugs?

Quote from: slackware on July 19, 2007, 12:24:25 AM

An artist's rendering of the tower proposed for 11th Avenue and A Street, in San Diego, Ca.

The Building That Looks Like a Penis - At least according to some city residents
By Lucian Dorneanu, Science Editor - Softpedia

...

Some modifications are now planned before the next review, but some people seem to always find a phallic symbol, in just about anything they see. Probably the best comment comes from a reader, who says: "The only thing it's missing is a giant fountain on the roof."

Bwahaha!

Quote from: slackware on July 20, 2007, 06:08:26 AM

Attaboy!

Quote from: kiamoy on May 18, 2008, 04:39:37 AM


Kanzi

In the 1980s, researchers at Georgia State University began studying the bonobo chimpanzees’ ability to understand and mimic human language. They started out with a bonobo trainee named Matata, but even after several years, they weren’t able to make much headway with her. Matata’s adopted baby son Kanzi, however, was a different story. Turns out, the young chimp picked up quite bit (more than his mommy, certainly) by accompanying Matata to "school" every day. In 2002, researchers began noticing that Kanzi was able to express his needs using four distinct sounds that corresponded to specific objects or commands (banana, juice, grapes, and yes). While this particular brand of beat poetry isn’t necessarily stimulating, the very suggestion that primates employ an audible "language" is a direct affront to the linguistic experts who claim they don’t have the marbles to do so.Besides accomplishing the academic kiss-off "Nim" Chimpsky could only dream about, Kanzi has established himself a true primate prodigy. In addition to "bonobo," he understands between 2,000 and 3,000 spoken words in English. He even communicates with his tutor, psychologist Sue Savage-Rumbaugh, by punching abstract symbols on a special keyboard. While most Americans still can’t bring themselves to learn a second language, Kanzi is now dabbling in three.

A linguist chimp prodigy that can put a good many pretenders to shame...

Quote from: kiamoy on May 18, 2008, 04:39:37 AM

Koko


In 1972, Stanford graduate student Francine Patterson began teaching American Sign Language to a female lowland gorrila named Koko. In only a few weeks, she was making the correct signs for food and drink.


Known as the world’s first "speaking" gorilla, Koko currently boasts a vocabulary of more than 1,000 signs and understand roughly 2,000 spoken words. She still struggles with the occasional word, though. Unfortunately, one of them happens to be "people," which she tends to substitute with "nipple," thus explaining how she became the defendant in a sexual harassment case against some caretakers a few months back (seriously).

When not signing or pushing the envelope of political incorrectness,koko enjoys playing on her computer. In 1998, she even logged onto America Online and fielded questions from the public through an interpreter. During that chat, fans were able to learn what pet Koko would like to have ("dog"), the first-hand gossip on what she thought about the male gorilla brought in to be her mate ("frown bad bad bad"), and what a 310-pound gorilla really wants ("candy, give me"). But such mindless banter clearly wasn’t enough to hold the attention of a genius gorilla. Koko soon grew bored with the chat (calling it "obnoxious") and wandered off to play with her dolls.

Koko will certainly make a good candidate for Congress...

Quote from: kiamoy on May 18, 2008, 04:39:37 AM


"Nim" Chimpsky


Naturally, zoologist around the world became eager to prove him wrong. Enter Neam Chimpsky ("Nim" for short), the chimpanzee designed to be a stiff middle finger to the doubtful Chomsky. In the mid 1970s, trainers did everything they could to teach American Sign Language to Nim, but the chimp only mastered 125 signs. Apparently, his lingual development was sabotaged by his own one-track mind. his most advanced utterance was, "Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you."

Nim might have failed to grasp the concepts of syntax and sentence structure, but he wasn’t a total disappointment. Turns out, Nim was a decent abstract artist. Working mostly with a mix of magic markers and crayons, he produced works of art that critics describe as childlike and playful.

He would often work for weeks in one color, then switch to another, allowing his drawings to highlight the transition between phases. Nim died in 2000. Today, his portfolio of roughly 200 drawings is valued at $25,000.

Mao diay nga weak sija sa language, kay abstract reasoning diay ang ijang forte...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 17, 2010, 11:23:48 AM

unja inig smile nija mo sidlak pa jud ang gi implant nga DIAMONDS  sa ija mga BANSIL! bisan naa sha sa ilawom sa SHADOW??

liman ka anang smile'a na??

Mao ba? Million-dollar smile diay.

Kujaw kon pareglahan, imbis pangajoon ang pitaka, pangibton ang ngipon!

Quote from: Anna&Jorge on April 17, 2010, 06:02:11 PM
i do a lot of reverse psychology with my daughters. i dont know if i am right or if i am wrong but i told them that they can do whatever they want like drink or smoke as long as they will tell us. for me, saying "NO" to teenagers will result to rebellion and NO means YES..

Epektibo bitaw tingali ang reverse psychology in this case. Naa mi silingan nga palahubog jamo, maoy ra ba kon masobrahan. Ang tanan nijang anak laki kay pulos buotan, wa juy bisyo.

Quote from: catalina on April 17, 2010, 05:13:46 PM


hahhahaha
gawas jod dajon ang sample.

He he, maajo ning andam ta kanunay, Cat, kon gipasipad-an tag gamhanan...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 17, 2010, 12:09:30 PM

ILARA TA TITS!

Tits? He he, big tits?

Bitaw, si Origen, kadtong early Christian theologian, giputol man kuno nija ang ijang kuan para dili sija makasala. And he was even far from being licentious or anything. Mao pud tingali ni ang angay buhaton sa tinuod jud nga reformed pedos.

Quote from: bugsay on April 17, 2010, 03:11:30 PM
mas deadly...

Deadly frog in action:

www.onlinefundb.com

Quote from: bugsay on April 17, 2010, 01:24:54 PM
ok ra man unta to'g humba nga baboy lang ang gilabay....magkabuagja ra man gihapon to'g panagan....

Basin naay magpauwahi para maigo. O kaha modagan pabali pero naghangad nga nagbanganga...

Quote from: bugsay on April 17, 2010, 01:26:07 PM
bwahahahaha...ang nawong sa namakak ay....cool kaayo!

Sunod-sunod ra baya ko nimo! Pero bitaw, oi, nganong gamitan man gud og kwarta?

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 17, 2010, 01:04:24 PM

bwahahahhahhaahha!

ang usa ka PRAG nga dako kay murag mao ni atong ikauban hanggang kamatayan Hubs! hahahahahha!

Himsog ra ba jamo ni sija kay advocate sa anti prostate cancer regimen!

Quote from: bugsay on April 17, 2010, 01:22:24 PM
wa pa ra ba ko kasuway sa atua, anang giingon nimong garantisado.....tinuod....mor pa, krus my heart!!

Same here...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 16, 2010, 09:34:49 PM


bugaong nga usa nalay mata...

Bwahaha. Maajo gani kay ang bugaong daan nang way itlog...

Quote from: bugsay on April 17, 2010, 01:10:47 PM
wa kaha mangilad ang doctor?

nganong di man gyud ko nimo pasuwayon? heheheehe

Bwahaha. Di man ka kasuway gud kon di ka kadaog sa auction. Mao nga tambagan ta ka isip amigo nga ayaw usiki ang kwarta. Kanang 20K pounds, adto lang sa atoa gastoha, daghan pang mabulahan (garantisado pa)...

Quote from: bugsay on April 17, 2010, 12:59:58 PM
kon duna pa sab koy kahigayonan pag apil...mohangyo gyud ko nga mosuway ug tinuod ba gyud....kay tiaw mo bay kadako sa kwarta nga mawala....
daghan rabang mangingilad karon...

Naay medical certificate to, Bay Bugs. Certified virgin jud...

Quote from: Anna&Jorge on April 17, 2010, 12:44:38 PM
loved it!..... abi nako nakabuntis hahahaha.. jumping to conclusion without finishing the story ko

Ako pud... Ingon man gud, 9 months...

Daghan-daghan na jud tingali ang nabiktima aning manoya. Basin 3 to 4 generations of girls... 

Kini nga auction usa sa mga kahigayonan nga gimahayan nako (ug ni Bay Bugsay, Bay Nat, et. al., I'm sure) nga wala koy igong katakos pag-apil...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 17, 2010, 12:40:14 PM

di sad ko mo atraka ug  PRAG labina ug mura na ug drag.

Hinuon, kining mga gagmayng prag in drag, seasonal ra man tingali ni sila. Malagmit mamakwit ni sila human sa uwan-uwan...

Quote from: bugsay on April 17, 2010, 12:24:31 PM
ikaduha ni niyang fight nga first round pa lang, TKO na...as in, tikangkang-istikongkong si Manny.

Mas nakapangandam hinuon ni siya karon, pero subidahon tingali gihapon...

Quote from: bugsay on April 17, 2010, 12:33:27 PM
uy, uy, uy...ayaw i underestimate ang iyang power to multiply...daghan bayag suhot nga baki ang pasgong diri sa TB karon...hehehe

Aw, hinuon, kon power sa baki ang hisgotan, surrender na lang kong daan. Frogs shall inherit the earth! Or at least, inherit TB, he he...

Dia ra ang pahimangno, Ann...


The 2-year glitch, 7-year itch, 20-year switch
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It’s a cinch. Three monumental events face each marriage. Prevention starts years earlier. Avoidance is difficult. Recovery makes the steep slope slickier, but it toughens mates.

The two-year glitch arrives quietly as romantic love fades away in a couple’s second year together. Both undergo transformation. If an enduring kind of love has not developed mutually, separation is not far off.

The foundation for the man’s enduring love is laid in the respect she has earned, especially before conquest, and her likeability as a mate. The base of her enduring love is the current and anticipated gratefulness for him and what he does.  

The seven-year itch arrives when his wandering eye opens. Devotion to her and commitment to vows are essential for survival.

She’s in charge. Seven years earlier she chose a man susceptible to wander. Or, she chose a man devoted instead of just committed to her; a man with sufficient character to honor his vows.    

The twenty-year switch arrives when he wants to start over and hopes to do so with a trophy.

It’s a dream he’s harbored for years, because his sense of significance has been fading, needs rejuvenation, and he’s just dying to prove it to himself with an attractive woman.

Quote from: catalina on April 17, 2010, 07:56:40 AM
mao ning ubana nga mga baki-a hubs,
KOKAK

Mao rang ubana, pero basin naay apil nga copyfrog, bwahaha!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 17, 2010, 12:20:38 PM

ang baki bisan americamprag ug pinoyprag pareha ra Hubag! PRAG! murag drag!

Bwahaha! Prag in drag? Unsa kahay hitsura ani, he he...

Unsa man pud diay tawon ang board, oi, nganong gihawiran pa man...

This is indeed a must-see. Dili ba kaha intawon mabutalid si Pakyaw...

Quote from: bugsay on April 17, 2010, 11:12:40 AM
frog pond.... baki ang gibingwit?

Basin pito-pito na lang diay ang nahibilin diri kay ang baki tua nagtungha kay gabugtaw sa tingusbawan...

Bwahaha! Makailad pu bitaw usahay ning marka bahala ta...

Manggiluluy-on tingaling bayhana!

He he, dili jud matag-an ang kinabuhi...

Quote from: statesville on April 17, 2010, 09:28:23 AM
Too much speeding

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain"

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer.

"I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say"

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said,

"Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

Bwahaha. Patay kang pulisa ka...

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on April 17, 2010, 10:30:35 AM
By Bohol Chronicle

Unopposed Third District congressional candidate Arthur Yap has passionately appealed to his fellow Boholanos for total support to the Lakas-Kampi-CMD line-up from presidential bet Gibo Teodoro to gubernatorial timber Rep. Edgar Chatto and down to the municipal level.

Oh, come on... 

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on April 17, 2010, 10:20:42 AM

The mayor issued public pronouncement that he will build a modern wastewater treatment facility which he earlier said will be started.

However, until now, even the "shadow of his plan" could not be seen by the public.

Wa pa gihapon? Aw, naa na pud tingali "shadow of his smile". Sige, kanta-kanta lang una ta...


"The shadow of your smile
When you are gone
Will color all my dreams
And light the dawn
Look into my eyes, my love, and see
All the lovely things you are to me
A wistful little star
Was far too high
A tear drop kissed your lips and so did I
Now when I remember spring
All the joy that love can bring
I will be remembering
The shadow of your smile
Now when I remember spring
All the love that joy can bring
I will be remembering
The shadow of your smile..."

(P.F.Webster & J.Mandel)

Quote from: statesville on April 17, 2010, 09:37:49 AM
"repspect", maybe you mean respect
    the "rigths" maybe you mean rights
   now what choices do we have here?
I'm just wondering about the dangling sentence you have here (cheers  )

Bahin ba kaha sa umaabot nga eleksyon ni nga thread? Sa Clarin? 

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 31, 2010, 03:19:17 AM
"repspect the rigths of thers to choose"

whahaha typisch precious delight style of mother-tongue >topsy-turvy


belly-aching mammals ^â—‹^

Behave, Blue. Respect her right to choose her own spelling...

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 17, 2010, 07:22:43 AM
aZa na ba ang updater ani aron modaghan ijang input?whiheha !

Nanguykoy pa tingalig uban pang exclusive nga balita...

Quote from: Anna&Jorge on April 16, 2010, 04:58:22 PM
mulabay gyud ka sa gitawag nila og 7-year itch period... hayahay ka kung makalingkawas ka ani

Ang sunod nga bantayan kay ang 20-year switch...

Why It's Great To Be A Man


The garage is all yours. 

Phone conversations last 30 seconds.

You know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes.

A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

Bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

You can open all your own jars.

Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.

When clicking thru the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying.

You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary items" with you everywhere you go.

You can go to the bathroom alone.

Your last name stays put.

You can leave a hotel room bed unmade.

You can kill your own food.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment."

You never have to clean the toilet.

You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend.

Your underwear costs $7.50 for a pack of 3.

None of your coworkers have the power to make you cry.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

You don't have to curl up next to some big, hairy guy every night.

If you're 34 and single, no one notices.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.

Flowers fix everything (or duct tape).

You never have to worry about each other's feelings.

Three pair of shoes are more than enough.

You can say anything and not worry about what people think.

You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't give a flip if someone doesn't notice your new haircut.

You can watch a game in silence for hours without your buddy thinking, "He must be mad at me."

One mood. All the time.

You can admire Clint Eastwood without having to starve yourself to look like him.

Same work....more pay. Well, OK, nowadays it's less, but we still come out ahead.

Gray hair and wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress: $2000 dollars. Tux rental: $100 bucks.

You don't care if someone is talking behind your back.

You don't pass on the dessert and then mooch off someone else's plate.

If you retain water, it is in a canteen.

The remote is yours and yours alone.

You need not pretend you're "freshening up" when you go to the bathroom.

If you don't call your buddy when you said you would, he won't tell your friends you've changed.

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

You think the idea of punting that small, ankle-biting dog is funny.

www.savageresearch.com

Quote from: benelynne on April 17, 2010, 08:25:55 AM

Milla maintained that she was molested by Tamayo at a church in Carson, California, when she was 16. After she turned 18, she said, she had sexual intercourse with Tamayo and he introduced her to six other priests who also abused her.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, introduced with a thumbs-up sign and a wink. Share and share alike diay... 

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 17, 2010, 08:31:37 AM
toinks kulang diay naghimaZ ug maohon? kalooy !

He he, mao nga palaaway jamo! I'm sure you have your rogues gallery for this type!

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 17, 2010, 08:36:17 AM
You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom.

    Malcolm X (1925 - 1965), Malcolm X Speaks, 1965

Tungod sa ijang insistence on freedom na-peaceful sija kay gitiklo man. Paet... 

Quote from: statesville on April 17, 2010, 08:20:08 AM
"Be careful not to step on somebody's toes today
  for it might be connected to the behind of a
  person that you'll be kissing someday"

Bwahaha. Unsaon na lang kon kigwahon lubota!

Quote from: catalina on April 17, 2010, 07:32:48 AM
aw tubagon nalang nako.mga tawo i ampo talang kamo..nga ang bato makapabor sa bato.
hahhaha

Sumpajan nato: Bato-bato sa langit ang tamaan ay pangit...

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 17, 2010, 02:40:33 AM
agoi ajayay lagfot sa Camiguin? whaha³

Hungitan og lansones o ilawog sa Hibok²?

Quote from: janjan on April 17, 2010, 01:41:37 AM
ah relax na kaajo si inday

Hayahay ang pamati...morag naibtan og tunok...

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 17, 2010, 07:35:46 AM
Uwang- kadtong schrimp sa Sapä
Uwang- kana magbarwa kag irong naglambang ajehe³

Bwahaha! Sa kadaghang pwede buwagon, irong naglambang jud maoy nahunahunaan...

Quote from: aquarius on April 17, 2010, 07:32:12 AM
Binisaya na pod.... unsay binisaya ani..

1>blackboard  ... (OT): idugang na lang pod ni, "bakit green ang kulay ng blackboard?.. bakit hindi black?.."
2>basket
3>green (color)

.. maghuna-huna sa ko unsa pa..kana lang usa kay assignment namo na...

blackboard - blakbord
basket - baskit
green - grin

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 17, 2010, 07:19:11 AM
uZo btw. sa una manö ug Sugä² nop?

Lami baja ang suga² bisan gagmay...

“A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you're looking down, you can't see something that's above you.” --C.S. Lewis

Quote from: catalina on April 17, 2010, 07:56:40 AM
mao ning ubana nga mga baki-a hubs,
KOKAK

Aw, diay ba! He he...

KOKAK

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 17, 2010, 06:25:40 AM
naa woi subaya ra gud nyahaha

Bwahaha!

Quote from: chicogon on April 16, 2010, 03:21:32 AM
Haaaay, my only consolation is... I'm not a monk!!! Bwahahaha!!!  Faetz...

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 17, 2010, 07:43:46 AM
Maajo dli ka Monk Pads ky mayroon "R" ka whaha³

celebrate !

Faertz...

Oi, nahisgotan man ang halangdong baki diri? Pero dili tingali ni maong bakia...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 17, 2010, 06:13:31 AM
TGIF sa ko. BRk unja dapit tunga gabii! mang wakwak!

He he, enjoy!

Break pud ko, magpalabay sa bagjo...