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Quote from: lindy on April 22, 2010, 05:57:05 AM
so ingnon nimo Teng na imo future sis in law nga hulat lang inighuman sa kasal namo kay ikaw ako isunod, ug moapil ang mama ingna pod your in line.hahaha.

Bitaw, Bay Lindy, lisod na kon naay magmahay...

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on April 22, 2010, 07:45:23 AM
Glacier! morag ta-as ta-as na imong milage. Nagkinahanglan kana ug TUNE-UP

OK ra na si Bay Glacier, Bay BQN, kay nagsige na sija og CHANGE OIL!

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 22, 2010, 07:21:59 AM


wla piZike sa bindita
wla pod tu-obi ky giEnzoYan
kundli giyab-an
ug gidabo dabohan
ug uZa ka baldihan
ky nag una² ug kuan² 

Bwahaha! Creative jamo ang spelling! Ano ba yan!

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on April 22, 2010, 07:48:14 AM
When i became a Major, 1 month after, ila kong gipagawas kay kuno i'm becoming a "MAJOR PROBLEM"

Sayang! Kon ninglahutay lang ka, mahimo unta kang "GENERAL NUISANCE"!

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 21, 2010, 09:36:03 PM
but it works...hahahaha.

Mao ba? I'm sure, though, that it works for the corrupter, bwahaha!

Quote from: islander on April 21, 2010, 09:50:18 PM
make friends with time.  time's passage sets one gently down in peace with oneself again. (ug sa atong mga ambongan nga kahigalaan nga nanubag na nimo, time's passage sets one gently down for videoke singing.)   

He he, morah suheto man jamo kag mending a broken heart, Ms. Isle...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 21, 2010, 09:47:21 PM
tingali kay hasta ang dila naa man sad hikot!!! hwahahahahha!

Pastilan, ang atong predator nahimo na mang parehas sa mga piniriso sa Abu Ghraib! 

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 21, 2010, 09:38:40 PM
kanang string nga nag-looped mao nay hawiranan sa mobackride...hahahaha. hugot ba kaha ang pagka-higot ana?

Bantay! Mohislot na kon gunitan! Moingon dajon si Ms. Driver, "Are you undressing me?" Mao na nang hitaboa nga ikaw ang masakyan, bwahaha!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 21, 2010, 09:41:59 PM

bwahhahha! ho would i know? nga ingon man si Glace nga murag puppet kay giktan tanan? hwahhahahaha! murag master jud ni si Glacier aning mga butanga dah!

Basin observant lang si Bay Glace...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 21, 2010, 09:33:25 PM
problema kung daghan ang bantayanan nang lawasa, murag dagway puppet ang resulta. hahaha

Bwahaha! Dirty puppet!

Ang baba, hinuon, pwede taoran lang og muzzle...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 21, 2010, 09:37:33 PM


shalan hasta siko hiktan???

Bwahaha! Gamiton diay ang siko?

 

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 21, 2010, 09:24:59 PM

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media.

Ah, tungod kay immodest ang dressing sa mga baje, daghan ang kanunay mo-commit og adulterous acts. Aw, linog jud ang mahitabo!

Quote from: vrglguapo on April 21, 2010, 09:22:46 PM
Ayay unya mosulti ang guapa nga driver ug ,naa may jack gasundot sa akong lubot..hahaha..

Basin mosamot og igwad si Ms. Driver...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 21, 2010, 09:22:08 PM
i-leash aron dali ra birahon kung ugaling mag-milagro na ahahaha

Mas epektibo tingali kon adto itaod ang leash sa bantayanan nga parte sa lawas...

Quote from: Anna&Jorge on April 21, 2010, 09:18:52 PM
mahal na kaayo ang bugas sa bohol oi...... dli ko tigpalit og per sack kay kanang tag 5 kilos ang akong tigpalit unya murag P180.00 man siguro to. arte man gud pud akong bana kay bahala og utan sud-an basta lami ang rice....

He he, kon lami ang rice, mao ra ba nay makatambok... (Oops, speaking bad words na pud ko...)

Quote from: vrglguapo on April 21, 2010, 09:15:03 PM
Ug mao man galing ni ang driver antuson na lang nako ug backride dayon gunit ug hugot kay basin mahulog ko...

Bwahaha! Mag-ampo pa gani tingali nga daghang libaong ang kalsada!

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 21, 2010, 08:56:15 PM
hadlok gihapon, bay hubs, kay basig akoy sakyan ani...bwahahahaha

Aw, diwalwal jud hinuon imong dila kon di ka kaipsot...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 21, 2010, 09:09:56 PM
ihilak, ikaon, ilaag ug ipanguyab og lain...hehe

Bwahaha! Corrupting minors man nang imong kalaki, Bay Glace...

Kanta-kanta na lang ko sa Bee Gees song on this subject...

Quote from: vrglguapo on April 21, 2010, 07:51:36 PM
Hadlok man mosakay anang habalhabal..

Bay Guaps, kini nga habal-habal, hadlok gihapon ka?...


www.blogspot.com

Habalhabal drivers waiting for passengers...


www.bumpstop.com


www.blogspot.com

Patas na sila...

www.photobucket.com

Kini ang Ashera cat. Wa man ni kalainan sa maral sa atoa...

Quote from: Anna&Jorge on April 21, 2010, 07:02:39 PM
glutton gyud basta naa ko sa bohol......

He he, mao ba?  Aw, basta lang gourmet ka samtang naa diha sa China...

Oops, na-OT man ta. Balik sa topic:

BUgaw - shoo away
buGAW - pimp

Quote from: aquarius on April 15, 2010, 10:04:58 AM

naay bitaw usahay mangutana ta... "pila'y edad nimo 'day?".... tubag pod ang dalaga... "running forty na..".....  ug binisay-on.. "galakaw na'g kwarenta"..hehehe... gikan sa running pag translate sa bisaya nag "walking" na lang.... why oh why?.....  

He he, unsa man guy dalian? Bitaw, hilig og dagan-dagan ang English. Para sa "meet by chance', ang expression "run into", bisan naglakaw lang. Example: Joe was strolling in the park when he ran into his old flame.  

Libog man pud atong kutaw ani.

Quote from: Anna&Jorge on April 21, 2010, 06:42:12 PM
hinawayon!!! hahahaha...... certified glutton ra ba gyud ko oi..

Di ka glutton, Anne, oi. Gourmet tingali...

lurat
budlat
simag
siga

Quote from: kiamoy on February 28, 2009, 05:25:11 AM



sa Pinas rajud ni.. pero dre sa city bawal na ang kapyot

OK ra ning pagkasakaya bisan nagbitay kay aspaltado man ang kalsada...

OK lang ni sa mild cases. Wa epek ni sa certified gluttons nga dili kapugong sa kaugalingon...

Quote from: bulak on May 13, 2008, 09:31:04 PM
Hala oi lahi lagi nang imoha dile ta pariha

Noong bata pa si Virginia Dentata...

Gimingaw tingali siya sa iyang asawa, mao nga nakahukom nga moapas.

Quote from: aquarius on April 21, 2010, 03:59:29 PM
Susmaryosep! ning tawhana.. tawo ba ni?,  ... abi ba nakog tiyan sa baka nga nagbitay..!... makit-an pa kaha niya ng iyang "flagpole".. sigurado ko ultimo itlog ning tawhana, di na niya magunitan.. pustahan pa..

He he, bisan maabot pa niya iyang kigol, Bay Aqs, di na gihapon tingali magunitan ang iyang itlog kay natabonan nas tambok.

Luoy tawon, tan-awa ra gud iyang tinan-awan, morag galisod og ginhawa... 

Quote from: aquarius on April 21, 2010, 03:15:14 PM
Bay Hubs..

Saludo ko sa kalantip sa imong salabutan, kadali gyod makagaray ug pulong gamhanan, batan-on man o edaran basta makabasa ngisi abot sa dunggan... 

He he, wala man gud koy laing kalingawan dinhi sa kamingawan nga ahong gilalinan, Bay Aqs...  

Nindot ning "bayangan', at least naa tay synonym sa "plagpol". Ambot sa Tagalog kon naa ba silay medjo purist nga translation.

Quote from: statesville on April 21, 2010, 08:09:33 AM
Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says,
   "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do,
   never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."

So they all agree and are admitted in.
The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth.
Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is.
Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see
  their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man.
The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe
   when we get stuck with these nasty women?"

He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them."
She says to the first two guys, "I lied."

Bwahaha!. Ang third guy diay maoy punishment! Paet.

Quote from: JUNAXCUBE on April 21, 2010, 03:50:14 AM
hehehe basin ug imong samaran hinuon ug dugang ha? hehehehe

Dili, Bay Jun, oi. Tabang gud ning atong tujo...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 21, 2010, 04:32:10 AM
hahahahhaa...kana maoy mogamit, manghinlo jud. mao nay buotan.

And also, mao nay careful...

Atong pasalamatan ang kalangitan nga hapit na mahuman kining tanan nga kabangian aron mahatagan og kapahulayan kining atong balayan...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 21, 2010, 08:35:20 AM
ako diri, ako ra jud natingala sa akong kaugalingon nganong gakatawa ko hahahahahahaha. flip.

He he, ikaw ra usa, Bay Glace? Basin gakatawa kay kay paghinol nimo, kompleto pa gihapon imong itlog. Bwahaha!

Angay bawian og lisensya ning doktora...

Maajo gani kay dili na panahon sa Old Testament nga "an eye for an eye, an egg for an egg"... Bwahaha!

pabu - turkey
kalan - cooking utensil

pabukalan - boil

Bwahaha!

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on April 21, 2010, 08:23:47 AM
San Pedro?

Manok UGIS nga gitarian ni San Pedro:Nangutana, San Pedro, unsa maning imong gibutang sa akong tikod?
San Pedro: Mao kanay TARI! Mao nay imong ipatay sa imong contra.
Manok UGIS: Unya San Pedro, duna basay TARI ang akong contra?
San Pedro: O, duna.
Manok UGIS: Aww, dili nato ni masiguro San Pedro!

Bwahaha!. Makahunahuna man lang pud tang Arthur Yap ani...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 21, 2010, 10:01:12 AM
wahahahha! ug sila pa sinugarol? hwahahhahaha!

Mao nay giingon nga "naa nas ahong pahak"! (Napahak kay sobrang nusnos sa steel brush, bwahaha!)

Quote from: islander on April 21, 2010, 09:58:11 AM
suwajan, hehe.  B=0/K².  bull-bull equals zero hair of kojak square.  na, sinaw na, square pa gyod ang shape.  unsa na ba ni, alien?

Bastos man ni, oi. B = bahohblat; O = otguten; K = kijokjat. Na hala, kamoy solve for X...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 21, 2010, 09:36:30 AM

basta naay bangag kinta? bisan poste?

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 21, 2010, 09:53:50 AM
hahahahaha...basta mudugo

Oops, sori. Nasaag ra ko. Did not mean to intrude. (Tsk, tsk tsk, medjo bastos man diay ni nga thread...)

Quote from: islander on April 21, 2010, 09:38:33 AM
this presumes that other factors are present, like E=B², or etlog (aka einstein) equals bull-bull (anglicized spelling).  kinahanglan ang bull-bull pareha sa buhok ni einstein.  

Aw, Ms. Isle, di ba in your case, B=E⁴? In layman's terms, banana is four-egged, bwahaha!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 21, 2010, 09:34:50 AM
hala tudloi daw mi ana nga equation beh?

Antigo na jamo ka ani, Ms. MDB! Giusab ang equation, pero mao rang kombateha! Naanad lang tingali ka sa tinamban, bwahaha!

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 21, 2010, 09:36:52 AM
unsa man nang pusora KAWA gikan gigamit sa pista? hahahahahaha

Bwahaha! Kawa nga gilutoan og Soup #5!

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 21, 2010, 09:29:25 AM
di pwde og di pinapiit kay tagsa ra ni, hahahaha

Bwahaha. Brad Piit na jud ka ani para ni MDB!

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 21, 2010, 09:26:58 AM
kay ang cotton buds di diay pwede sa dili ilong ug dunggan? hahahahahhaa

Bwahaha. Naay laing parte nga pwede limpyohan sa cotton buds, pero basin sa usa ka gamit, mahurot ang usa ka box! Bwahaha!    

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 21, 2010, 09:01:57 AM
you'll turn purple kay ako kang gakson ug hagkan sa agtang...hahahahahaaha

Bwahaha. Piit diay jamo kay molagom man!

Oops, wa ba mabali ang equation? Sabagay, it doesn't matter. Balihon man and c² ug E, mao rang taopa! Bwahaha!

Quote from: islander on April 21, 2010, 09:04:20 AM
na, wa ra ba gyod koy pili, glace.  bisag itlog tinumban, mokaon gihapon ko, bahalag diin gikan.  angay diay magbantay ning banana republic sukad karon.  aha, now i have a new weapon of mass destruction.

Weapon of mass destruction? Ms. Isle, ajaw baja kalimot nga E=mc², therefore m=c²/E: mass equals the square of cajat over ejot! Ingat ka! Bwahaha. Peace, Ms. Isle!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 21, 2010, 09:00:01 AM


bwahahahahha! meaning to say sa dunggan laman gamiton o di ba kaha sa ilong? ? wahahahahahah!

Sakto! Naa pay built-in nga liquid detergent dispenser! Bwahaha!

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 21, 2010, 08:47:52 AM
ok rag maapil ang laing itlog og ihap, isle, di lang maapil og pikas inig tortelyas hahahaha

Bwahaha! Aw, kon usa ray matortilyas unja upat ang itlog sa ijang banana, daghan pang reserba!

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on April 21, 2010, 08:10:15 AM
Unya kay mora raman kadak-a ug BUJANGJANG Cute kaayo hikap hikapon. Mora mog nag rosaryo.

Bwahaha. Sa ato pa ang maldito, mora ra pud kadak-ag cotton buds?

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 21, 2010, 05:00:30 AM
Duha ka barkada nag-inum. Si Tiboy mihonghong sa iyang kauban, "Tasyo, makigkasado tas pikas table."

Tasyo: Bahin sa unsa man atong ikasado?

Tiboy: Moingon ko nga lima tanan ang itlog natong duha. Ayaw kabalaka, sigurado tang modaug!

Ug misinggit si Tiboy sa pikas table.

Tiboy: Brod, makigkasado ko. 1,000 pesos. Nga tali namong duha ni Tasyo, lima tanan among itlog.

Tasyo: (mihunghung ug gikulbaan) Brod Tiboy, siguradoa jud ha nga UPAT imong itlog kay mapildi jud ta aning kalakiha.


hahahahhahaaha

Bwahaha. Delikado jud tuod ning makabarkada tag birok...

Bwahaha! Grabeha. First page pa lang gani, abot na man sa iy*t! Bwahaha!

Quote from: statesville on April 21, 2010, 07:29:10 AM
May isang bata pumunta sa heaven at nakita niya si San pedro nagbabantay sa labas ng gate at
  pinapasok siya at maraming orasan nakadikit sa pader at tinanong ng bata si San Pedro

bata: San pedro bakit po ang daming orasan dito sa Heaven?

San pedro: kasi ang orasan na yan ay mga ginagawa ng tao kung may nagawang siyang kasalanan gagalaw iyan

bata: ok (tinignan niya ang isang orasan at hindi ito gumagalaw)

bata: San Pedro bakit hindi ito gumagalaw

San Pedro: dahil Madre iyan

bata: ah, ok (tinignan niya ang isang orasan at mabagal itong gumalaw)

bata: San pedro bakit po ito ang bagal gumalaw?

san pedro: dahil mabait siya hindi siya gaanong nagkakasala

bata: ah ok teka muna nasaan yung kay ate glo?

San Pedro: ah kay Gloria na sa office ko, ginagawang Electric Fan.

Bwahaha! Maglupad-lupad jud ang bungot ni San Pedro!

Quote from: aquarius on April 21, 2010, 06:26:59 AM
Ang Singsing ...


BF: Hon, huwag kang magagalit, ha? Nawawala kasi yung singsing na ibinigay mo sa akin.. 

GF: Kung saan-saan mo kasi ipinapasok yang daliri mo! O, ayan ang singsing mo! nalaglag kanina
              pag-ihi ko..!   

Bwahaha!. Wala ba pud kaha tawon mawala ang diver's watch ni BF...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 20, 2010, 02:32:30 AM

bwahahahahahhahha! sus nasakpern ko dah! hahahhaha! taympa kinsa man sad tawon mo dawat aning akong bra nga banggi naman tawon ni'g underwire??? matunglohan  ta's mga tawo sa HAITI ani!!!

Di ba pwede i-recycle, himoong pot holders?

Undescended Testicles
excerpted from www.kidshealth.org

As a baby boy grows inside his mother's womb, his testicles typically form inside his abdomen and move down (descend) into the scrotum shortly before birth. But in some cases, that move or descent doesn't occur, and the baby is born with a condition known as undescended testicles (or cryptorchidism).

Cryptorchidism is the most common genital abnormality in boys, affecting approximately 30% of baby boys born prematurely and about 4% born at term.

In about half of the babies, the undescended testicles move down or descend on their own by the sixth month of life. If spontaneous descent doesn't happen by then, it's important to get treatment because testicles that remain undescended may be damaged, which could affect fertility later or lead to other medical problems.

Quote from: kiamoy on April 30, 2008, 05:09:13 AM


extreme macro..trip lang ni officemate...hehe

Ingon ani man jud ang hitsura sa way timik nga lagong nga sa tubow mitugdon ... 

Quote from: Sigbin II on February 11, 2008, 06:25:53 PM


kagwang naglupad

Ang kagwang naglupad,
Ang tonto naghangad...

Quote from: Sigbin II on February 11, 2008, 06:25:53 PM

kagwang sa kahoy

Hala! Mora diayg ninja ning kagwang!

Quote from: aquarius on April 20, 2010, 07:32:58 PM
maut   -  ngil-ad / ugly
maut-ut -  mapordoy / to become penniless
mautganon  - nagdala'g "come here"/ seductive 

Bwahaha! Maut ning maadik tag mautganon kay maut-ut ta sa dili madugay...

Dugay bitaw mopakli, Blue. Morag nabirok man ning atong abtanan ron... 

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 20, 2010, 09:06:19 PM

bwahahhahahhha! sus ug ako magsakit di jud ko adto kay masi mahanaw  ni akong nag pabiling  daginoton'g HORMONES instead! wahahahahha!

Bwahaha! Mao jud. And to add insult to injury, hatagan dajon tag Biblical quotation! Bwahaha!

Quote from: catalina on April 20, 2010, 08:04:22 PM
naa baja,sa amoa wala daw uwag ang butakaw nga birok.

Mao man pud tingali sa tawo, kinahanglan og hormone injection para mobalik ang uwag...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 20, 2010, 08:21:32 PM

as in GABII NA KUMANDER?
bwahahahhah! tinuod jud na Hubs! ako gani di na kakita ug way antepara! agi sigi atubang aning screen! pastilan!

He he, hadpos na bitaw ahong mata, pero dukdok gihapon!

Tan-awa di ba religious jamo ang expression!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 20, 2010, 08:10:49 PM

pastilan tong doktora toh! wa na mag rely sa ija knowledge basi pwerte to ka relihiyoso! nag salig na laman sa ija faith?

Bwahaha! Parehas kaha ani? Take a look at the title of the book!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 20, 2010, 07:59:46 PM

bwahahha! sajang! i think its not too late to start Hubs?

Too late na, Ms. MDB. Compromised na ning ahong eyesight sa pagsigeg pulaw diri sa TB... 

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 20, 2010, 07:43:41 PM


bwahahhahaha! nang hinubra!!!

Maajo ning sobra kay basin mabiktima ta parehas sa pikas thread nga naa kunoy pasyente nga gioperahan unja imbis cyst ang kuhaon, lisik ang nadisgrasya!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 20, 2010, 07:33:58 PM

naa bitaw! kinahanglan man na ipaubos Hubs! ang uban ana needs surgery para ipa us-os. i check daw nang imo diha ug kompleto bah?

Hala! Duha ra man unta to, nganong tulo na man ni ron? Bantog rang permi maglain ahong lawas karong mga panahona!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 20, 2010, 07:30:57 PM
maajo mo work ka Hubs sa Forensic invistigation kay maajo man ka mangitag sajop! hahahhahaha!

That's the dream job of my youth. Wa ko madajon kay ang aho man hinuong sajop ang nasakpan! Bwahaha!

Quote from: catalina on April 20, 2010, 07:01:22 PM
unja nganong naa ms pus-on?ni ok-ok?
bitaw abi nako og ang mga birok dili kaanak.
unja ang baboy nga birok maakanak pod.

Basin ningsaka ang itlog tungod sa kalisang! O kaha wala manaog kay hadlok pislit-pisliton...

Naa diay birok nga butakal?

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 20, 2010, 10:50:16 AM
...nga nanghinlo sa kubeta kay buotan. hahahahaha

Nanghinlo sa ebidensya--

nga bag-ong gigamit ang kubeta?

Naa man kunoy tawo nga duha and itlog pero ang usa naa sa pus-on...

Bitaw pud no? Naay utokan pero wa lay hilig sa academics. Mas lisod tingali ni sila i-evaluate kaysa klarong bugok jud...

ug - and

ug-ug - shake

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on April 20, 2010, 11:39:06 AM
Lawyer John Tannerhill said Schwamm had gone to the strip club about 2.30 a.m. to pick up a friend who worked there, but he found out the friend had to work overtime.

Although he stayed longer than intended, Schwamm had not indulged in "fantasies of desire," Tannerhill said. - AFP

Probably the father was just in the waiting area reading the Bible, and lost track of time...

Quote from: catalina on April 20, 2010, 06:14:26 PM
hahhah
ajaw katawa kay basin naa birok dinhi sa tb.

Bwahaha! Your suspicion is as good as mine!

Nindot bitaw tingali ning teacher ta, unja kon naay magpabadlong, hagbongon dajon...

Hahay, saon namayabas man...

Quote from: catalina on April 20, 2010, 05:18:29 PM

home-and-garden.webshots.com

kini pod usa gapa cute.

He he, gikan tingali sa Bible study...

Quote from: hofelina on April 20, 2010, 05:43:26 PM
Tingali adonay Birokanon dinhe sa TB...,

Bwahaha. TB = Tawong Birok...

Quote from: borobotoy on April 20, 2010, 05:41:17 PM
uso pod ning birok panahon sa election

Ang birok dehado sa erection, este, election...

Quote from: catalina on April 20, 2010, 05:25:00 PM
ang usa ray itlog maka anak ba pod?

Makaanak baja kuno, Cat. Kana kunong usa ray itlog, parehas ra sa usa ray kidney, etc. Basta healthy lang. Di ba naay duha ang itlog pero low sperm count? Pero, kataw-anan hunahunaon. Tiaw moy only begotten egg, bwahaha!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 20, 2010, 12:32:01 PM

mag suway baja unta ko ug tanom ana bisan duha ka puno-an! ingon si banana PAGHILOM  gusto lang jud ka mo tilaw ug prisohan! hahahaha! hangal jud!

Di ba naay klase sa morning glory nga pwede...

Atong iapil si Bruce Lee. Usa ra pud kuno toy itlog...

10 Famous Men With Only One Ball
www.asylum.com

In the biological sense, one testicle works just as well as two. Nevertheless, having a single, lonely nut can be a source of great embarrassment for a guy. But it turns out there may be an upside to monorchism. An Asylum analysis of famous people rumored to have only one testicle has exposed that a half-sack may increase your chances of becoming a professional athlete or a military despot.

Case in point: According to a new book, Spanish dictator General Francisco Franco was a member of the mono-nad club. Check out our list of nine other One-Eyed Willies and decide for yourself.

9. Napoleon Bonaparte Did you know Napoleon wasn't really short? In fact, he was about average-size for a Frenchman of his era. So it's possible the "complex" comes from him being one testicle short of a pair.

8. Adolf Hitler At this point, you're probably wondering if Stalin and Mussolini were also monorchids. From what we know, they weren't.

7. John Kruk When the baseball-player-turned-analyst enters a room, there will be an odd number of testicles in that room.

6. Arnold Schwarzenegger Could explain the obsession with weightlifting.

5. Lance Armstrong Does Lance Armstrong's uni-nut hang left or right? Only his bicycle seat knows.

4. Mike Lowell We're basing this solely on the fact the Red Sox's third baseman had surgery for testicular cancer. But even if he only has one ball, his scrotum is still going to be in better overall shape than former teammate Manny Ramirez's.

3. Frank Church The Idaho senator revealed his monorchism during his run for the Democratic presidential nomination in 1976. Ultimately he lost to a two-testicled Jimmy Carter.

2. Tom Green The gonzo comedian "went there" and documented his testicle removal in a television special.

1. Hansie Cronje You may not have heard of him, but Cronje was a big-time international cricketer in the '90s who was kicked out of the game for match-fixing and ultimately died in a shady plane crash. The right-handed batsman accomplished this all with only one nad.

Quote from: JUNAXCUBE on April 20, 2010, 02:47:13 PM
ok ra siguro ug gikapnan lang basta nagpabilin ang "flagpole".... hehehehehe

Ang nakadaot kay ang kapnan mawad-ag gana, mao nga ang "flagpole" para ihi na lang, bwahaha!

And one more--for good measure...


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Quote from: Anna&Jorge on April 20, 2010, 12:48:08 PM
wahhh thrilling diay ang resulta karon May 10 kay basig naay magwala diri kung pildi ilang manok hahahaha

Naa man gani nagwala na--several times, he he. Daghan jud ang maminghoy ani, kay dili man pwede nga ang kanang kandidato modaog! Bwahaha!

Quote from: catalina on April 20, 2010, 02:28:47 PM
imo unta na gihatag gabie aron dili ko maaksidente,kay ilupad ako ana niya.
but thanks GOD im safe.

Oi, hala. Glad you're OK, Cat...

Sige, nia pay lain nga guardian angel...


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Quote from: catalina on April 20, 2010, 01:09:46 PM
kokak

Niay angel nga ahong ihatag nimo, Cat...


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Quote from: glacier_71 on April 19, 2010, 11:12:10 PM
pila diay ka versions ning ga-bible study diri? hehehe

Only one; explained graphically a few posts earlier...

Dili na diay mauli ang bato-bato? Kon ang maldito maputol, matahi man lagig balik.  Ah, basin ningbuhagay na ang pughak...

Quote from: bugsay on April 19, 2010, 12:05:09 AM
bai Hubag...ang akong amigo nga naghatag ug uwan-uwan...
ayy este, maayong pagtulon-an.

matsalam sa mga kalingawan ug mga kataw-anan
nga nakapa gaan sa kasingkasing nga gihubagan
sa may lubot ning kalibutan..................
nga puno sa tanghaga nga naglimin sa bugan
nga gisalimbungan ug bahag nga nagdayandayan diha sa bilahan.

Dili ako ang angayan pasalamatan kon dili ang kugihan nga mga lumalaban kay sa ilang gipanghisgotan kita nahatagan sa kapanahonan nga malamdagan kon kinsay angay botohan sa mga nanagan nga gustong gunitan ang renda sa pangagamhanan...