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Agree jud ko nimo, Raqz. Yes, gardening can be expensive. But speaking of hobbies, I can imagine many other hobbies which are way more expensive than gardening. In my case, I find my hobby expensive because I don't live on the ground (ha ha!). I garden in pots and have to buy potting soil (equivalent of $10 per cubic feet). Sa tamnanan na lang daan, gastos na.

Quote from: catalina on April 28, 2010, 05:55:47 PM
busa mga  katawhan
pagdating ng halalan
huwag iboto ang mga politiko nga gamhanan og gahaman
kay siguradong ubusin ang pera sa kaban ng bayan

Mao nga ang alipores naningkamot og baligja sa ilang gidapigan
Ijawat na lang makadaog--ug sa makikik ugma damlag sila mapiskan.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 28, 2010, 06:00:15 PM
Sa tinuod bitaw mas makabarato jud nuon mo ug mopalit nalang ug abot hehhehe.

Kon di ka malipay sa pagtanom-tanom, mopalit na lang tuod. Pero kon gardening imong hobby, dili kabayran ang imong kahimuot nga magtan-aw sa imong tanom nga namuwak o namunga na.

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on April 16, 2010, 11:35:09 PM
santilmong karaan ang st jude nahimong biko. pun-an pa jud ron ug puto.

He he, kon maohon, masikwate ta ani...

Mga politikong surambaw timan-an ta ang ilang ngalan
Di ra ba dutlan og kaulaw mao nga angay jud silotan
Ilang hinanggaw ug pangawkaw makapukan sa katilingban
Angay jud natong ikaulaw ang ilang mga binuhatan

Quote from: fdaray on April 27, 2010, 09:49:12 PM
Moony and cloudless night in Digos City

He he, mora man nig picture of clouds nga gibangagan og circle sa tunga...

Quote from: islander on April 28, 2010, 02:51:40 PM
game is the name of bohol politics, but who is to blame in the blame game?

Game ka na ba? 

Fifteen Causes of Colon Cancer
by Donna Myers
www.coloncancer.about.com

1. Age
Age is the number one risk factor for colon cancer. Does that mean that age causes colon cancer? Not directly. It's just that by age age 50, one in four people has polyps. You'll learn more about polyps and their role in #14.

2. Alcohol
Research has indicated that alcohol increases colorectal cancer risk. Research has also shown that it lowers it, or that it has no effect at all. So which is right? All of it may be. The key appears to be what kind of alcohol you're drinking.

3. Diabetes
A study published in the journal Gastroenterology found that insulin dependency contributes to colon cancer development. In general, diabetics are up to 40% more likely to develop colon cancer than people who don't have diabetes.

4. Diet
Diets high in fat and cholesterol (especially from animal sources) have been found to cause colon cancer. Low-fiber diets have also been associated with increased risk, but the research isn't as clear.

5. Environment
Research has shown that environment can play a big part in colon cancer development. Where you live, who's around you, your occupation, and even when you work may all influence your risk of developing colon cancer.

6. Ethnicity, Race, and Social Status
Does colorectal cancer afflict everyone equally or are some groups of people more likely to be diagnosed than others? The reasons are varied, but some groups get colorectal cancer more often than others. Ethnicity, race, and social status all play a part.

7. Family Medical History
Most colon cancer occurs in people with no family history of the disease. But, colon cancer can run in the family. Whether you're at increased risk depends on which family member was diagnosed and at what age.

8. Gender
You may have heard that men are more likely to get colorectal cancer than women. You may have heard it the other way around, too. Both statements can be true depending on the context.

9. Genetics
Researchers estimate that about 25% of colon cancer cases have some sort of genetic link. Examples of the most common genetic causes of colon cancer include mutations leading to FAP (familial adenomatous polyposis) and HNPCC (hereditary non-polyposis colorectal cancer).

10. Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD)
Inflammatory bowel disease, often characterized by conditions such as ulcerative colitis and Chron's disease, increases the risk of developing colorectal cancer. In general, the longer a person has had inflammatory bowel disease, the greater his or her chance of developing colorectal cancer.

11. Lack of Exercise
There's no denying that exercise is good for you. The couch potato in me would like to see a study every once in a while declaring otherwise, but that just doesn't happen. Research has shown that a sedentary lifestyle contributes to colon cancer development.

12. Obesity
Nobody likes to have the word obese thrown at them. But, obesity is a medical term that indicates someone exceeds their recommended weight, one step beyond simply being overweight. And the answer to the question is yes, obesity does increase colon cancer risk.

13. Personal Medical History
Your personal medical history can significantly impact your chances of developing colorectal cancer. A medical history that includes polyps, bowel inflammation, or certain cancers is particularly relevant.

14. Polyps
Virtually all colon cancer develops from adenomatous polyps in the colon, generally referred to simply as colon polyps. A personal or family history of polyps puts you at higher risk for colon cancer.

15. Smoking
Long-term cigarette smoking causes colon cancer for two main reasons. First, inhaled or swallowed tobacco smoke transports carcinogens to the colon. Second, tobacco use appears to increase polyp size.

5-minute colon cancer test could save thousands
By MARIA CHENG, AP Medical Writer â€" Tue Apr 27, 7:01 pm ET

LONDON â€" A five-minute colon cancer test could reduce the number of deaths from the disease by about 40 percent, a new study says.

British researchers followed more than 170,000 people for about 11 years. Of those, more than 40,000 had a "flexi-scope" test, an exam that removes polyps, small growths that could become cancerous.

The test involves having a pen-sized tube inserted into the colon so doctors can identify and remove small polyps. Researchers used the test on people in their 50s. In the U.K., government-funded colon cancer screening doesn't start until age 60.

Researchers compared those results to more than 113,000 people who were not screened. They found the flexi-scope test reduced peoples' chances of getting colon cancer by one third. It also cut their chances of dying by 43 percent. Researchers said the test needed to be done just once in a person's lifetime.

The results were published online Wednesday in the medical journal, Lancet. It was paid for by Britain's Medical Research Council, National Health Service Research & Development, Cancer Research UK and KeyMed.

Experts said the findings could make some authorities reconsider how they look for colon cancer. Worldwide, the disease causes 1 million cases and 600,000 deaths every year.

In Britain, people aged 60 to 74 are tested every other year with a fecal blood test. In the U.S., colonoscopies â€" 20-minute scans of the entire colon that require sedation â€" are common, even though no trials have proved they work for cancer screening. Use of the flexi-scope test has plummeted in the U.S. because colonoscopies are perceived as being better.

To find polyps or to detect cancer early, the American Cancer Society recommends several options for people over 50: a flexi-scope test, double-contrast barium enema or virtual colonoscopy every five years or a colonoscopy every 10 years.

"It's not for me to tell governments what to do," said Dr. Wendy Atkin, a professor of surgery and cancer at Imperial College London, who led the research. "But this is a very big effect, with a very quick and a very cheap test."

Atkin said the test only needed to be done once because polyps that grow in the bowel appear before age 60 â€" so any potentially cancerous growths should be caught if the test is done on people in their fifties. But the test only works on the lower bowel, so other exams, like the fecal blood test, would still be necessary.

Dr. David Ransohoff of the departments of medicine and epidemiology, University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, North Carolina, said the Lancet findings might make doctors rethink whether the less-invasive flexi-scope test to scan the lower bowel, plus a highly sensitive fecal blood test to scan the upper bowel, could be better than a colonoscopy. Ransohoff was not linked to the study and wrote an accompanying commentary in the Lancet.

Ransohoff said the finding the test only needed to be done once in a person's lifetime was "striking" and further follow-up was necessary to see just how long this protective effect lasts.

Dr. Durado Brooks, director of prostate and colorectal cancer at the American Cancer Society, said the study results would not change their colon cancer screening guidelines.

"We have long included (flexi-scope) tests as one of our preferred tests to prevent disease," he said. "I would hope clinicians look at this information and recognize there is some value in this test."

Quote from: Happy on April 27, 2010, 04:20:47 AM
Humot bitaw ning rosemary, nakapalit ko ani kausa kay mao man giingon sa akong recipe

Humot-humot nga baho-baho pud, di masabtan. Lami jud hinuon ang resulta...

Bwahaha! Kadtong ilong ang tirada, bisan tuod mora ra kadag-ag lapis, pero duha man kabuok. Dili jud kaginhawa kay masap-ongan man ang both nostrils, bwahaha!

Quote from: Bambi on April 28, 2010, 12:49:13 PM
...dumbol-dumbol ang kutipot sa kasakit sa piit nga pagsakay sa habal-habal....

Habal-habal ang nindot sakyan ni Inday nga motambong og bayle para nagpraktis nang daan...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 26, 2010, 01:53:43 PM

basi membro  na sa NEANDERTHAL/CAVEMEN nang nag ingon ana! they hate gays man jud.

Bwahaha. This reminds me nga dihay lain pang gay-bashing posts dinhi sa TB not so long ago. Nakalimot na lang ko which threads ug kinsay authors, basta morag diha gani toy reference to some famous books...

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 28, 2010, 05:00:49 AM
i choose wild amphibian..wla ko halatä nop? aherm§

I image-searched "wild amphibian", unja usa ni sa mga hulagway nga nitumaw:


www.wordpress.com

He he, hinuon, speaking of wild cards, these figures are jokers enough...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 28, 2010, 01:14:10 PM
gamay nalang pakang aning klaseha sa tawo mahimo nang SOCIOPATH! honest...

He he, the type nga mag-wild? The type nga uncontrollable? The type nga sija ray sakto kanunay?

Quote from: alycxs on April 28, 2010, 12:40:45 PM
numdum man ko adtong doctor sa ramiro nga musulod ug surgery hubog2 gamay...asa naman kaha to sha karon ha...

He he, lud-anon tingaling doktora. Kinahanglan makainom gamay para dili lud-on mohiwa...

He he, kinahanglan nig cross-reference to another research-oriented thread, Blue. Nota bene: extant specimens are rare...

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 28, 2010, 05:00:49 AM
i choose wild amphibian..wla ko halatä nop? aherm§

Bwahaha. Naa na pud koy thesis topic para nimo, Blue: Incidence of Onanism Among the Migrant Population of Dentrobates variabilis in Erkrath, Nordrhein-Westfalen.

He he, kon usa ra ang imong bad habit, 3 years (12/4=3) ra ang difference. Kon 40 na ka, you look 43. Pwede na...  

Quote from: buwadsanga on April 27, 2010, 10:50:09 PM
Enjoy mga sano, a lighter side of the election  

Bwahaha! Nakaingon ko nga mora mag familiar ning nawonga? Oi, ang pobre man diay nga kandidato!

Tabang! di ko kaginhawa sa kinatawa!

Bilib ko sa artist ani!

A strange case (and an unethical experiment) that supports the view that sexual orientation is more likely to be biological in nature is that of David Reimer (1965-2004). The account below is provided by www.listverse.com:

In 1965, a baby boy was born in Canada named David Reimer. At eight months old, he was brought in for a standard procedure: circumcision. Unfortunately, during the process his penis was burned off. This was due to the physicians using an electrocautery needle instead of a standard scalpel. When the parents visited psychologist John Money, he suggested a simple solution to a very complicated problem: a sex change. His parents were distraught about the situation, but they eventually agreed to the procedure. They didn’t know that the doctor’s true intentions were to prove that nurture, not nature, determined gender identity. For his own selfish gain, he decided to use David as his own private case study.

David, now Brenda, had a constructed vagina and was given hormonal supplements. Dr. Money called the experiment a success, neglecting to report the negative effects of Brenda’s surgery. She acted very much like a stereotypical boy and had conflicting and confusing feelings about an array of topics. Worst of all, her parents did not inform her of the horrific accident as an infant. This caused a devastating tremor through the family. Brenda’s mother was suicidal, her father was alcoholic, and her brother was severely depressed.

Finally, Brenda’s parents gave her the news of her true gender when she was fourteen years old. Brenda decided to become David again, stopped taking estrogen, and had a penis reconstructed. Dr. Money reported no further results beyond insisting that the experiment had been a success, leaving out many details of David’s obvious struggle with gender identity. At the age of 38, David committed suicide.

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 28, 2010, 01:19:12 AM
hahahaha...anha na sila reklamo kung di sila moangay sa akong "pinaakan."

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 28, 2010, 02:32:26 AM
wahehehe! mao raba na kasagaran preha sa nahitabo ni tiger! nang reklamo ang mga baje kay ug makakita ug bag-o si Tiger ma usab man ang pinaakan!

mao ikaw parehaa jud tanang baje ha???

Bwahaha! Basin mao ni ang nakapa-extinct sa Neanderthal man (surviving specimens notwithstanding): kay walay variation ang pinaakan, ma-trace ang pattern mao nga sajon ra jamo tikloon!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 28, 2010, 08:13:19 AM

Santol nga hybreed gikan sa Davao tam-is gajud sa maajo, ikaw ug maka kaon, ikaw mag untol-untol...

Mag-untol-untol morag bantol nga nabungol kay gisulod sa tambol nga gisigeg dumbol-dumbol...

Dili jud masabtan ning Neanderthals, pero hinayhinay na tingali ni sila nga nakasabot...

Making friends lang una, he he, pero ang friends ra ba kay adto paingon sa love...

He he, maajo pa ang pan nga Belgium kay sajon ra tungaon...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 27, 2010, 08:15:29 AM

ok ra jud kog bisitahan ni mdb, bay hubs. di man gud kaha ta ma-extinct ana og naay interbreeding mahitabo. bwahahahaha

Aw, ma-improve jud tingali ang human race kon mao nay mahitabo...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 26, 2010, 10:32:37 PM
hahahaha...na-constipated ka, bay hubs?

He he, nahimut-okan lang ko nga gitinuod og patin-aw ang kahulogan sa duha ka letra (dala pang kantalita) nga unta klaro man nga pasiaw ang kang Fr. Chic...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 27, 2010, 09:04:02 AM
katog sa, bay hubs. hahahahhaa

Klaro nga makasasala kay allergic og religious threads, he he...

Wa na, nalibat na jud ko ani, nalubat-lubatan pa jud. Imbis rosemary, ang akong tan-aw kay rosary...

Kanay sakto! Payt, Botoy!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 27, 2010, 06:23:15 AM

Ging ang kamot sa Groom murag di na kahuwat! hahahhahahha!

Di kahuwat nga mahuman ang photo session kay naminhod na...

Bwahaha! Angay na tingali nga ipadajon ang plano nimo, Ms. MDB, nga bisitahan si Bay Glacier kay kini sija morag klaro jud nga Homo sapiens...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 25, 2010, 01:00:25 PM


www.gg.rhul.ac.uk

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 26, 2010, 08:48:08 PM
hahaha mao jud ni kinaija sa di magpalabaw,hadlok malabwan,hilig ug dajeg dajeg sa ijang kaugalingon. Manamin moingon ug gwapuha ko oi,wa nay makalupig sa ahong kagwapo ug gawas nga gwapo hawod pud ko sampo nang aking kalahi.
Ajo man ning love my own ta ba pero di raman palabian kanang igo igo ra pud hehehe

Sabagay, gwapo jud tuod, tan-awa ra gud. Pero sakto ka, Raqz, OK ang I love my own pero di lang gud nato palabian...

Quote from: chicogon on April 25, 2010, 02:08:05 AM
No need. It's called AP = Already Printed bwahahaha 

Quote from: JellyBean on April 26, 2010, 05:20:15 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha AP means Associated Press. Not already printed wise man he he he he he he he!!! That was funny though!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 26, 2010, 10:53:07 AM


kandidatong mga Kurakot? unsa nalang kaha ang atong ugma damlag?

Damlag ang kinabuhi piho nga hayahay, apan sa pagkakaron kon mahimo kitang mga igsoon dili unta magbinanghagay...

To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance. --Oscar Wilde
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. --Benjamin Franklin

Choose your wild.

Quote from: benelynne on April 26, 2010, 04:38:28 PM
Hi JellyBean,

Thanks for the update. So there's still one on the loose? I hope the last one will also be brought back to the fold of the law.

...before he commits another crime.

Quote from: fdaray on April 26, 2010, 03:43:19 PM
Ang pagpakasal ug duha ka buok maoy illegal. It is  polygamy, pero ug ma en love ka ug subra sa usa, ok ra .

Korek! Kanang mo-commit og bigamy aron lang maka-score, mga torpe na sila. Kulang sa atik... 

Quote from: catalina on April 26, 2010, 03:11:50 PM
kasagaran kono sa palakero kay seloso
hadlok baslan hahaha

Basli jud, Cat...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 26, 2010, 11:00:52 AM
naay uban laki nga gipaka ingon nga branded ilang gisuot, angayan na sila! ang uban ila na lang gipang ladlad ilang mga brands, ijarahahahahhahah!

Pananglitan, ang Neanderthal nga nagsul-ob og branded, Neanderthal gihapon, bwahaha!

Quote from: fdaray on April 26, 2010, 01:03:02 PM
Kon naay ipanghatag..., dawaton hasta fake. Atong ipalusot ang fake.Adto ipalit ang fake nga kwarta sa isdaan kanang kilum-kilum ang oras kay dili nahibal-an. Ayaw sa mga mall or big groceries.

He he, kahibawo man pud diay mopasiaw nis Sir FD...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 26, 2010, 01:19:51 PM

ang nag suwat ana nga verse    kay mean to animals jud!!!

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Those were apparently unenlightened times.

By the way, some dogs, like this one, are way much more decent and better looking than some humans I know...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 26, 2010, 02:32:58 AM
karon ang mga dogs mas palangga na sa mga katawhan! i wonder kon kaning bible was written this time? nga sigi i example ang mga animals as bad! ngeeek!

for me the bible have lot of discrepancies like the phrase mentioned above. sorry.

Man's best friend...


www.petyourdog.com

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 26, 2010, 10:47:38 AM

swine for backbiters? it is way too far of a symbol!

"Come, bite my back..."


www.evenfallrestaurant.com

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 26, 2010, 10:28:33 AM
hahahaha...kalooy laman sa unurong barko nga naligo sa hinabwang mantika, apan napunay gihapog uswag-uswag bisag way inuswagan kay giganahan pagduwa sa basa-basa...

Best place to say I love you: pantalan
Best moment: paghabwa sa kargamento...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 26, 2010, 09:54:48 AM
katawhan sa Bohol karon nagkagulijang agi sa mga politikong karaan nga ug sila pa daghan ug kabangkaagan

Kabangkaagan sa pagtuli sa katawhan maoy abilidad sa kadaghanan sa mga kandidato.

Quote from: jorgeanna on April 26, 2010, 09:02:49 AM
dli pud comics oi.. cosmopolitan / vogue pud hahahahaha

Bwahaha. Cool jamo si Inday! Mapugos man pud og Iningles ang pamalikas ni Ondoy...

Quote from: vrglguapo on April 26, 2010, 02:57:44 AM
Agree jud ko ana laki sab ko and i know my limitation.Mao na gi ingon nga the mind is willing but the body is weak.Ang babaye di gyud na maluya mag hayang lang na gabasa ug komiks unya ang laki gi paningot na ug taman.Sabay pangutana c babayi  nahuman na ka?Usa pa pero si manoy wala na ibuga.Mapilo na hehehe.

Sige lang basa-basahan og komiks kay every now and then trapohan man ang singot sa imong agtang...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 26, 2010, 10:06:08 AM
ug nabutyag ang tinaguang laraw kay perti man diay mukolitog ang amaw. 

Kulitog nga makahabwa sa mantika nga namilit sa langob nga basa-basa, init-init...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 26, 2010, 09:57:52 AM

kinsay ingon? imong "amiga"? ijara!!! in my dreams! sigi lang damgo murag nakatumar ug usa ka desenang VALIUM!

He he, sija ra pud ang nag-ingon. Bitaw, kinis "miga" morag naigo jud sa gisulti ni Benjamin Franklin: "He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals."

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 26, 2010, 09:52:07 AM
ngek!

It is showing right here now at Discovery! na late na ko ug tunga sa oras! but for sure they will run this again later tonight! thanks for sharing Hubs! it is alarming...but at least it wont happen in our lifetime but you know what? who knows its gonna be tomorrow!

taysa nganung 2020 man na imong date??? hahahha! mura man tag back to the future anih!

Oops, sori. Sige, akong i-edit. Sa pagdinadali, mora na hinuon kog Neanderthal ani, bwahaha!

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 26, 2010, 09:30:14 AM
kay naghinamhinam naman nga modunggo sa ganghaan ang barko nga nag-ngalan, "m/v i love you"...

Unya inigbag-id sa unod sa barko sa ngabil sa pantalan mangahislot ang mga balhibo sa kamingaw...

Aliens may exist but contact would hurt humans: Hawking
AFP, April 26, 2010

Aliens may exist but mankind should avoid contact with them as the consequences could be devastating...

LONDON (AFP) â€" Aliens may exist but mankind should avoid contact with them as the consequences could be devastating, British scientist Stephen Hawking warned Sunday.

"If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans," said the astrophysicist in a new television series, according to British media reports.

The programmes depict an imagined universe featuring alien life forms in huge spaceships on the hunt for resources after draining their own planet dry.

"Such advanced aliens would perhaps become nomads, looking to conquer and colonise whatever planets they can reach," warned Hawking.

The doomsday scenario is suggested in the series "Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking" on the Discovery Channel, which began airing in the United States on Sunday.

On the probability of alien life existing, he says: "To my mathematical brain, the numbers alone make thinking about aliens perfectly rational.

"The real challenge is to work out what aliens might actually be like."

Glowing squid-like creatures, herds of herbivores that can hang onto a cliff face and bright yellow predators that kill their prey with stinging tails are among the creatures that stalk the scientist's fantastical cosmos.

Mankind has already made a number of attempts to contact extraterrestrial civilisations.

In 2008, American space agency NASA beamed the Beatles song "Across the Universe" into deep space to send a message of peace to any alien that happens to be in the region of Polaris -- also known as the North Star -- in 2439.

But the history of humanity's efforts to contact aliens stretches back some years.

The US probes Pioneer 10 and 11 were launched in 1972 and 1973 bearing plaques of a naked man and woman and symbols seeking to convey the positions of the Earth and the Sun.

Voyager 1 and 2, launched in 1977, each carry a gold-plated copper phonogram disk with recordings of sounds and images on Earth.

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 26, 2010, 08:57:12 AM
samtang namarog ang mga balahibo sa unod ug bugan....hahahahhahahaha

ug nagtabisay ang laway sa ngabil nga gilugpitan...

Quote from: jorgeanna on April 26, 2010, 08:58:54 AM
money can't buy love.........

Dili jud. However, money can sometimes buy one thing or another that for sure is not love at all, but looks (or feels) pretty much like love.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 26, 2010, 08:21:33 AM
kamong mga laki ayaw mo patubo ug bungot labi nag labong kay maa-an mo ug neanderthal . Wa ko magtan aw sa  low forehead tua ko sa bungot nag concentrate hehehe

He he, pwede ra tingali magpatubo og bungot, Raqz, basta dili lang low forehead kay, nah, Neanderthal jud ang dating. Also, naa man kunoy mga baje nga mas gusto sa lalaki nga bungoton...

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 26, 2010, 03:34:14 AM
whahaha grabiha nanobra sa 3 things

Boy scout na lang kaha, Blue, para sure:

A Scout is

Trustworthy,
Loyal,
Helpful,
Friendly,
Courteous,
Kind,
Obedient,
Cheerful,
Thrifty,
Brave,
Clean,
and Reverent.

Quote from: Happy on April 26, 2010, 03:56:44 AM
ijara pud ning ubang tawo, manghungkab man ug kusina nga dili ila

Ila man gud nga giablihan ang pultahan, nakasulod hinuon ang iring sungkaban...

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Rated X tingali ang picture mao nga gi-censor...

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 26, 2010, 03:16:54 AM
unja nangorog ang tuhod ug nanginit ang dunggan zha? agoi

Bwahaha, pwede pud nangurog ang unod ug nanginit ang bugan!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 26, 2010, 02:30:10 AM

aguyyyy! mura man jud ni sha akong "miga"

Mao ba? Kujawa diay nang imong "miga" kay bangason man! Unja, ingon ani pud, low forehead and prominent brow ridges?

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 25, 2010, 11:19:54 PM
kung modagsang na pod ning klaseha sa ka-abnormal, by hubs, mahimo na pod ning standard, ug isipon na pod nis uban nga normal hahaha.

He he, it appears that a Villar presidency will set this as a norm.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 25, 2010, 01:00:25 PM

www.gg.rhul.ac.uk

Mao ni ang Neanderthal man...

Wa bay dumadapig si Cajes diri ng adunay kaisog paglaban sa ijang kandidato? Maajo man gud ning maminaw ta sa both sides...

Situation normal, all fucked up. Ang dili lang normal, not even abnormally normal but abnormally abnormal, is Villar's inordinate ambition.

Quote from: jorgeanna on April 25, 2010, 08:54:30 PM
i grew up reading Archie Comics so i cant wait to buy this one....

Speaking of minorities, after Chuck has been safely ensconced in the cast, can a gay one be far behind?

Quote from: jorgeanna on April 25, 2010, 07:38:34 PM
so sad nga news.... proud ra ba gyud ko sa akong brother nga hailed as One of the Top Ten Outstanding Boy Scouts of the Philippines and one of the three representatives/delegates of the Philippines to attend the jamboree in England when he was in high school

Continue to be proud of your brother, Anne--in the same way that I remain a Catholic despite allegations of the likely presence of a possible alien predator in our midst. (With due acknowledgment to Fr. Chic for somehow suggesting the term "alien predator"...)   

Quote from: alycxs on April 25, 2010, 11:56:18 AM

kuno be P5000 x 30,000 more or less = P 60,000,000

Quote from: alycxs on April 25, 2010, 10:01:35 PM
more or less ra bya nang 30,000 voters ha.

He he, I have no opinion on the political issue, ha?

It's not the estimate of the number of voters, but the arithmetic. With only P60,000,000 for 30,000 voters,  you can pay only P2000 per voter. If you have to pay P5000 per voter, you need P150,000,000.

Quote from: gwargz on April 25, 2010, 09:50:29 PM
GIBO ... HE IS THE ONLY PERSON, who convinced Ismael Mangungudatu
to think twice in running the governorship in Maguindanao,
but failed to convince the latter, before the Maguindanao Massacre happened.
Now it is also known as the Backhoe Massacre.

Why convinced Mangungudatu?
Because Mangungudatu can not be dicatated by Malacañang,
unlike the Ampatuans.

Before, isang tawag lang sa Malacañang, zero dayon ang kalaban
sa Maguindanao. Do you believe ma-zero jod ang kalaban? As in Z-E-R-O?
Only in Maguindanao lang na.

Hello Garci ...? Hello Garciiiii? Helllo. Asa man ka Garciiiiiiiiiiii?

Sorry, Bay Gwargz, mahina ang pick-up ko. Unsa man, angay botaran si Gibo, or what?

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 24, 2010, 10:58:12 PM
whahahaha, mao nang masakpan unsay size.

Kon "What" ang isulti, matay, dako jud jamo...

Quote from: jorgeanna on April 25, 2010, 07:32:54 PM
lips nimo perteng puwaha ......

Puwaha bitaw anang imong mga ngabil, unsa kahay laing parte sa lawas nimo nga parehas ani ang kolor...

Quote from: aquarius on April 25, 2010, 01:55:00 PM
ingon bitaw ni Darwin, about theory sa evolution.. gikan daw ta sa unggoy unya mi evolve nahimo na'g tawo... mora'g di man ko motuo ani.... daghan pa man gud unggoy, unsa na sila wa maapil sa evolution?...   kanang tarsier daw.. mga unano daw na nga wa pa ma evolve, diha siguro sila gikan si mahal mura ug si dagol sa tarsier  libog na ko bah..!

Matod pa mi MDB, kanang mga unggoy daw karon, mao na sila ang descendants sa mga unggoy nga wala ma-rape sa cavemen, bwahaha!

Bitaw, Bay Aqs, kanang Neanderthals, more human than simian man sila. Tan-awa lang gud ang hitsura sa specimen pictured earlier...  

He he, inaccurate gamay ang multiplication, Ms. Al...

Quote from: aquarius on April 25, 2010, 01:34:08 PM
pwede ba nato na mapaatubang?... side view man gud, di kaayo mailhan....

Aha! morag naka-G na ko. Pwede dili full-front? Pwede, let's say, more or less 3/4 angle lang?

Sakto ba?

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 25, 2010, 01:30:36 PM


waahhahahahah! haaay wa  ka ka G noh?

Hmm, pwede hatag og clue?

Pero morag naa koy na-imagine da. Taym sa, naa lang koy i-check sa laing thread...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 25, 2010, 01:19:54 PM
baga-a jud to sha ug kalyo...

Kalyo sa asang parteha sa lawas, sa bee-stung lips?

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 25, 2010, 01:18:19 PM
wahahahahhah!

hala naa pa man nagpabilin nga NEANDERTHAL man, wa diay ka kabalo Hubs???

hahahhahaha!

Ha, naa diay? Wa jud koy hanaw! Bwahaha!

Pero kon maohon, unsa kahay ijang lingaw?

Bwahaha! The junior civil servant responsible should probably be transferred to the dirty tricks department of the Secret Intelligence Service...

The Neanderthal murder mystery
by Steve Connor

Why did Neanderthal man become extinct? Was it interbreeding with humans? Or did our ancestors wipe them out?

The mystery of what killed off the Neanderthals about 30,000 years ago comes a step closer to being solved with a study suggesting that they formed a tiny population that had been teetering on the brink of extinction.

Neanderthals first appeared in Europe at least 300,000 years ago but they disappeared after the arrival of anatomically modern humans, Homo sapiens, who first arrived in Europe 50,000 years ago. This has led to speculation about whether the Neanderthals interbred with the new arrivals to form a hybrid population that became submerged in the human gene pool, or were instead wiped out by them, either through competition for resources or by violence.

The latest evidence, an analysis of DNA recovered from a 38,000-year-old fossilised thigh bone, suggests the Neanderthals did not interbreed with modern humans but were eradicated by them.


(Full article at www.independent.co.uk/news/science/the-neanderthal-murder-mystery-888276.html.)


But is the Neanderthal man really extinct?

A specimen of the Neanderthal man is pictured below:


www.gg.rhul.ac.uk

Wa lagi koy spam. Sabagay, permi man gani dili ko ka-access sa website, he he...

Higop tag sabaw sa bihag pangontra sa subaw kay uwan-uwan ra ba...

Condom nga buslot maoy hinungdan nga si Ondoy napikot.

Quote from: benelynne on April 25, 2010, 08:26:54 AM
Bitaw Bay Hubs, di ko gusto maabta'g tungkod dire's tugnaw nga dapit. Hinuon 45 pa man ko, pero pila ra'y panahon. Maayo nang makapanukad pud ta's ato samtang baskog pa.

Pareho diay tang hadlokan ug horror house--kanang dulom nga naa'y kalit mosiga. He he

I suppose Cebu is not a bad place to say goodbye to the lingering enchantments of youth and start getting acquainted with the perspectives of age.

And speaking of perspective, mas nauna ko nimog kahadlok anang mga dapit nga imong gihisgotan...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 25, 2010, 08:12:00 AM
Dear You who have a molar-to-molar smile,

Ajaw sigi smile diha kay masudlan kag langaw imo baba!!

Dear_______________,

Nasudlan og langaw ang akong baba 100%. Nakaeskapo ra ba unta tong langawa bisan nawilikan na sa sticky-tongued predator. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Ako hinuon ang magkalibanga ani.

Pagkahuman nakog pahilom sa orchestra sa akong tiyan I will go skating in the park. Hope to see you there.

HB

- hadlok sa langaw

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 25, 2010, 12:15:19 AM
sus ang puntil nga gi ARPILEN aring akong bra di matangtang kay gi taya ang arpilen!!! hahahahah!

He he, basin hasta ang bra dili na pud matangtang kay gitaya ang hook...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 25, 2010, 12:43:21 AM
Haaay nag tuo jud tawon ka nga ang tubag Bohol pang Bohol ra jud! pastilan nimo 'Day! haaaaay!

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 24, 2010, 10:57:17 PM
hahahahaha. sagdi lang na og manghiwi, hubs, di man pod na kasuko. mas ganahan man pod noon og hiwiian ko kay lami man pitkan. hahahahahaha

Bitaw pud. Nanghiwi tuod kay padugang sa pusta...

Quote from: benelynne on April 25, 2010, 06:42:32 AM
Duha na gyud ka dekada Bay. Murag halos dungan lang mi Jun Ayag nigawas. Pirmi man hinuon ko sa ato. Until about six years ago, naa ko'y gamay nga business sa Makati, I was here almost every month. Wala lang gyud ko ka experience puyo sa Pilipinas for one straight month during the time I lived in Japan.

As I have mentioned before, I am basically self-employed in Japan with a home-based translation/documentation work. My boss at the Japanese joint project with one of the medical schools in Cebu was one of my regular clients. That's why I was able to negotiate flex-time work for the first three months--just four to five hours a day--to give myself time to settle and set up. September pa ko mag-full time gyud. I also have an offer to teach in the evening in one of the private universities. I'm giving this a serious thought, since teaching is something I really love to do.

Sige Bay, pa-tour guide ko nimo sa Cebu, bisag dire lang sa forum. Murag kulbaan ko sa imong favorite hangouts, pwede kaha ko diha?

Dugay-dugay man diay. Sakto jud nga naa kay 3-month adjustment period. 

Di na ko unsa ka suheto sa Cebu, Bay Ben. The last time I visited the place (last Christmas) I checked out the old haunts and explored new places. Many familiar joints are gone, pero daghang bag-o. 

He he, pero ayawg kulba-kulba diha, kay kon unsay imong gikahadlokan, mao poy ako.

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 24, 2010, 11:43:26 PM
tagai kog kinilaw kay akong pagakan-on

tagai kos imong kasingkasing kay ako kang mahalon

Tagai kos imong kasingkasing kay akong pagakan-on. --Hannibal Lecter

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 25, 2010, 12:19:18 AM
na-abut gani hangtud sa lalamunan!

hahahahhaa!

Lalamunan naabot pa kay golf club ang gigamit!

Quote from: benelynne on April 25, 2010, 04:31:59 AM
Bitaw, Belle, in-ani diay ning mamalhinay ka, daghan kaayo'g impakihon. Luckily, Paolo is around to help me do the heavier stuff. The stressful part is perhaps not only moving the things, but also the memories. That Japan is still freezing like winter in late April, which is really a freak weather, helps us look forward to sunshine.

Pila na man diay ka ka tuig sa Japan, Bay Ben? I suppose the longer the stay, the greater the relocation blues.

I bet you'll enjoy Cebu. It's no longer the Cebu I used to know, but I still know it well enough to know where to go...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 25, 2010, 12:06:36 AM
kining nitubo nga tanum sa among pantawan, di ba kaha pod ni ig-agaw sa Burundanga nga maka-adik? hahahaha

He he, testingi kuno sa imong doggie kon unsay epekto, Bay Glace, o kaha sa imong bisita!

I can't for the life of me imagine how Bohol could be better off as a sovereign state. In the first place, as things are there exists no compelling reason why Bohol should desire to be independent. 

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 24, 2010, 06:07:22 PM

bwahhahha! bee stung lips!!!

magpapaak na laman ko aring lampinig diri sa amoa! ahahaha!

Bwahaha! Peligro kon mauso ang magpapaak sa lampinig, kay basin naay magpapaak sa ilang kigol!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 24, 2010, 06:11:34 PM

bwahahahahhaha! diay akong basket ready na! hahahaha!  peez!!

Andama pud ang para sa second collection, nga itampo sa trust fund for out-of-court-settlements! Peez! 

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 24, 2010, 06:39:06 PM
Yesterday, all my troubles seem so far away..sha la la

and now, the end is near..I Did It My Way ! 

You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off you...

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 24, 2010, 06:34:58 PM
History man sad ang old songs,so naa japon connection-right?

He he, bitaw, pero what I had in mind was that ang kadaghanan nalingaw og sumpay² sa mga kanta, unja way nisumpay sa tirada sa history, mao nga naay naigo sa "alone again, naturally"... Bwahaha!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 22, 2010, 09:22:34 PM

sus raba ang inyung ikog di preha sa mga ikog sa mga animals nga pwede i BUGAW sa langaw! hahahahhah!

Unsaon pagbugaw sa langaw nga mao may langawon--labi na kon bag-o lang gigamit! Bwahaha!