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Quote from: Scarb on May 01, 2010, 10:38:48 PM
motojok japon morag ligid
dat means kon mopiyong ko
ug matulog ma enjoy pa ang REM
dli pa kaau tanto nag dahap² nyahaha

Na-overdose tingali ka sa parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme, Ms. Scarborough Fair, he he...

Quote from: alycxs on May 02, 2010, 09:22:10 AM

Unsaon manang beergin kung kapin na sa gatos kalaki ni agi na sa mga kamot, lubot ug baba ???hmmmmm murag b***t ba.

There's this interesing concept of the demivierge ("half virgin") which refers to a woman who is technically a virgin but has engaged in sexual activities short of vaginal penetration. Kinsa man tawoy gusto aning klaseha sa pagka-virgin? Intact tuod ang hymen pero wangwang na everything else, including heart and mind...  

Kujawa pud ni nga chastitiy belt. Aw, palugpit-lugpitan na lang...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 30, 2010, 08:53:58 AM

bwahahhahaha!

OMG! liwat man jud ni sha oi! or ako na ba kahang imagination na kOKAK na!!!

Don't worry, Ms. MDB. Nothing wrong with your imagination. In fact, as this case would suggest, it's quite healthy! Bwahaha! Kokak!  

Quote from: alycxs on May 02, 2010, 11:07:09 AM
Ang akong kaluy-an ani ang mga langgam...

Oil spill victim...

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 02, 2010, 12:54:50 PM

herrera ingon sila estrikto, mao di sila ganahan kay di man sila dali maka yangungo

"Yangungo diri, yangungo didto" maoy abilidad sa kadaghanan nga wa ra bay nahimo sa ilang kinabuhi...

Maybe he just missed his friend, and came up with an inexpensive win-win strategy: either he gets his friend out, or he joins him in jail.

Way nada ang Mayweather-Mosley fight. (Mayweather won by unanimous decision.) Maypa matulog na lang una...

Breaktime una kay tan-aw sa ko sa Mayweather Vs. Mosley fight...

Quote from: glacier_71 on May 02, 2010, 06:01:36 AM
Fetus position pod akoa...pero kung naay kauban, Missionary. hahahahaha

Quote from: alycxs on May 02, 2010, 09:15:55 AM
ngik abi nako kadtong gatuwad...hahahahah ! arf arf arf arf ba

Patay! Bwahaharf harf harf...

Quote from: Scarb on May 01, 2010, 11:11:59 PM

Woman i could hardly explain,

The smiLâ,¬ on ur face..la la la
U say it good when u say nothing @ aLL 

Do you smile to tempt a lover, Mona Lisa?
Or is this your way to hide a broken heart?
La la la...

Kon ang nagtrabaho sa gobyerno PUBLIC servant, unsay tawag sa stripper? PUBIC servant? Bwahaha!

He he, salamat sa very informative posts, Happy and Alycxs! From now on kon maka-overhear kog mga baje nga maghisgot og paniwang, mao na jud ni akong ma-imagine--ang side-effects sa Bio Slim!

Gikapoy kog basa sa current political posts, so I just reviewed the old posts here in TB... 

Quote from: lumine on May 01, 2010, 08:32:33 PM
ako ay pilipino.

Pilipino ako, Pilipina siya, nagyaka ang ilong namong duha.

Unsa kahay picture sa utok sa baje? Sa bajut?

Quote from: fdaray on April 27, 2010, 10:03:09 PM

Untouched  forest in Bohol. The trees are like bonsai plants because the soil is rocky.

Naa pa kahay tarsiers dinhi?

Quote from: jig37504 on May 01, 2010, 03:33:51 PM
in response to the title of the post:

i think hard and long therefore I AM NOT FOR GIBO

That's highly quotable, Bay Jigs. Thanks.

He he, parehas bitaw anang moingon ta, "Kamo bay gwapo, lalim ba." Wa nato iapil ang Ginoo, di ba?

Mao nga dili nato iapil ang Ginoo sa atong kapobrehon sama nga dili nato sija iapil sa atong kagwapo...

Mao pud bitaw nga dii maajo nga kon manaway ta, moingon ta, "Unsa man tawon nang ijang nawong, oi. Mora mag gikumot sa Ginoo." Kini maoy dili angay isulti...

Baba nga basa-basa, puno sa mga hiniwa...

Was there a go signal from DENR?

Kuwang na lang naay rubber ball nga kumot-kumoton...

Ang nindot ani nga combination is a freefaller on top of a starfish...

Naa koy kaila nga magtuwad kong matulog. Unsa kahay meaning ani?

Nag-panic na ni si Villar, hadlok mausik lang ang ijang investment...

Bwahaha. Now I can place some Makati execs that used to piss me off...

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 01, 2010, 10:42:19 AM
hala ka! nakadawat man ko ani sa email sa una. molihok man sa una, karon dili lagi!!! is it the alcohol that does it? dilated or contracted akong mga pupils? or what???

why its not moving???

Hala, delikado... Molihok, oi. No need to dilate or contract.

He he, kuha kaha usab sa eye test, Ms. MDB...

Kon baje ang kwaknit, hadlok masudlan og hangin ang you-know-what!

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 01, 2010, 01:05:50 PM


no!!! wrong! that dog looks so curious and must have smell some dried fish over there!!! hahahaa!

Bwahaha!. Wa sija kaseguro unsang klaseha: tinabal, nukos, pinikas, bolinao, boneless danggit...

Quote from: glacier_71 on May 01, 2010, 09:13:27 AM
hahahaha...basin tingali naa pay wa niya masuwayi nga makita diri.

Di katuo nga naa pay wa nija masuwayi...

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 01, 2010, 01:04:03 PM

pagka himan jud uroy!!! ning sunod baja sad na sha! hhhm if i know!!! Hubs ingon pa nila Birds of the same feathers are MAYA! hahahahhaha!

Bwahaha! No comment!

She flies but only the upper half--kay manananggal diay!

Quote from: JUNAXCUBE on April 30, 2010, 10:26:23 AM
ataya oi.... mapan-os ang imbaw ana! hehehehe

Langawon pa jud!

Bwahaha! Delikado. Cut-and-paste and resulta ani!

"Will hump your leg for food."

He he, this dog must be either horny or hungry...

He he, gi-check man dajon ni Ms. MDB kini nga thread...

He he, mao tingali ni indecent proposal aning mga tawhana. Ibton-ibton ang tudlo! Bwahaha!

Bwahaha! Paksit! Kujaw kon mapadpad ang itlog!

Bwahaha! Pornography at its best!

Bwahaha! Sunod ani, naay design para sa TANGKAG og dunggan!

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 01, 2010, 08:09:00 AM

wahahaha! kay ngano laging maka adik? naay MJ nga component? shalan! ma groggy ang mga tapes anih?

Ambot bitaw ngano kunong maka-adik. Basin urban legend sa kabukiran, bwahaha!

Quote from: Scarb on May 01, 2010, 02:43:15 AM
Hadlok gyud sa mga bata, apan sa adult kinsa man boanga mousap sa dahon ana?
Maajo man na ug preha mamaa sa bilaan kadtong mapuwa gani? ha ha ha

Clan ba na sa Paragayo sa ato?

Bwahaha! Boangang-boanga jud kon mopang-it!

Ako, kontento ra man sa katjubong ba...

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 01, 2010, 08:00:28 AM

hala mao tingali na pag purga sa tape worm Hubs? hwahahhahaha! nganong maka adik man?

Para ra sa bitok ug kigwa ang Combantrin. Higopon ra ni sa mga adik-adik nga tapeworm...

Quote from: alycxs on May 01, 2010, 07:52:42 AM
hmmmm...kung maka niwang na...naa jud madato diri kay anything maka slim, marketable man diri sa US. grabe bisan unsa nalang, basta pa slim. 

Tapeworm Therapy brought to you by the exotic jungles of Bohol...call now, only $29.99...hahahaha ! late night TV kaayo. hehheeh 

Pakapini lang og disclaimer nga "side effect on non-Filipinos not yet determined"...

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 01, 2010, 07:55:18 AM

multi vitamin! lahi sad tong COMBANTRIN???

Bwahaha. Para purga man na, Ms. MDB!

Hala, maka-addict ra ba nang Combantrin!

Bwahaha! Kanay at ease!

He he, basin naay daghang naigo ani diris TB...

Ideal gift for your boss...

Quote from: Scarb on May 01, 2010, 07:28:36 AM
Lady Godiva Rides Again. Back To The Hills Of Mexico.

Mexico, of mariachi and agave fame, once upon a time in.

Quote from: Scarb on May 01, 2010, 06:15:40 AM
*Parat ug aslom ang magpataas sa suwang* 

Bwahaha!

"Tab-ang ang nawong sa tigpakaaron-ingnon."

(Pilit jud hinuon ang laway, bwahaha!)

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 01, 2010, 07:19:37 AM
murag swetik! naa na diay kay bagtos Hubs??

Daghan na jamo! Bitaw, biktima man pud tawon ko aning Scott's Emulsion, he he...

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 01, 2010, 07:17:52 AM
Ladders of Success by spitting GECKO's love saliva
(bwahaha)

Saliva is for the open mouth of Lady Godiva...

He he, molihok kon motando ka, pero molihok gihapon bisan molingo-lingo ka...

Weird jud...

Sakto, wishes are tricky! So, stay away from wishing wells and stoppered bottles!

He he, kadtong Scott's Emulsion?

Quote from: Scarb on May 01, 2010, 06:33:53 AM
game of Ninja and Mafia is somewhat rare but quite interesting.,

Interesting, parehas sa Snakes and Ladders?

Mao pud tingali na ang tan sa TB addict!

Acrobat bull, ngiga...

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 01, 2010, 05:35:31 AM
wahahahaha! sus uwanon jud ang hunter ug purigit! hahahahhaa! pagka pait!!!

Mao na! Makabawos man hinuon tingali ang hunter, but the damage has been done! What a shame! Bwahaha!

Quote from: statesville on May 01, 2010, 05:39:30 AM
Hala, nagTubag Bohol tingali na siya lingaw kaayo sa kulukabildo ug mga komedya diri hahahah

Bwahaha! Dili kaha Hubag Bohol ijang usename? Bwahaha!

Oi! Ning-reincarnate man ning atong pakner diay! Maajo kay dili alien life form!

Welcome to TB, Ms. Scarab...

Bwahaha! Naghinamhinam pa, pinagawas gud ang dila!

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 01, 2010, 05:31:07 AM

di man noon sakit kay mura raman ug jolen natagak sa ija ulo! pero ug nag lain ang tiyan sa deer???

Naglain jud na, kay seguradong nag panic attack!

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 01, 2010, 05:29:16 AM
matikwang man ang lamesa basta ang akong balbacua siguradoha

Siguradoha ang sabaw nga init, sa tiyan manggunit.

Problema lang kon kalibangon ang deer!

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on May 01, 2010, 05:24:09 AM

Rocket-propelled tingali ni, ready for take-off...

Bwahaha! Sakto pud, at least his honesty and humor should be worth something...

Bwahaha! Basin clone bacteria ray makapukan aning nasaag nga clone trooper...

Nakaingon tingali ang donkey, "Patya na lang ko..." 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 01, 2010, 05:07:58 AM
panaghoy dayon ang lalaki inig uli after gisugot ni Inday

Inday pamutos na sa imong mga bestida...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on May 01, 2010, 03:30:58 AM
sa tinuod lang ate belle ok ra sa ako makasab-an ug boss kung related sa work iyang ikasaba sa ako kaso namersonal na man gud and then a day before sa meeting iyaha na man ko nakasab-an ato nga kami lng duha, pag meeting iya man nuon gibalik unya medyo personal na..mao nag walk out ko..

He he, you should have given him the finger, Ms. Lolla...

"Matam-is kanunay ang pagpaubos." --Cebuano proverb

Quote from: islander on April 30, 2010, 11:45:36 AM
you talkin' 'bout villar?  well, tapeworm inside = president of the republic.  go swimmin', man. 

Bwahaha! Dili tingali siya takboyan kay siya man tingali ang tapeworm...

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 01, 2010, 04:44:57 AM
ha ha ha  awitin mo at isayaw sayaw

Sayaw lag imo kay sayaw lang pud kog ako

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 30, 2010, 08:56:17 AM
have just finished coloring my nails and OHhhh!

OMG!!! kaihion ko basa pa ako nails!!! hu hu hu!

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 30, 2010, 09:26:30 AM
ug ngano diayg basa? anha ba diay gawas sa imong tudlo imong ihi? hahahahahahah

Maglisod tingali si Ms. MDB paghubo sa ijang chastity belt, Bay Glace.

“The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.” --Anonymous


www.photobucket.com

Euthanasia? Aw, depende ra tingali ni sa tawo. Parehas anang mamilig pangasaw-onon, naay uban nga gusto jud nga virgin ang ilang bride. Pero dili man tingali ta kaingon nga ang usa ka baje dili angay minjoan tungod lang kay na-euthanasia...

Quote from: fdaray on April 28, 2010, 04:29:44 PM
Proven na ba sa science nga naay Aliens? Asa sila nga planet nagpuyo? Is it within the solar system or another galazies.

Daghan nang footages of aliens, Sir FD. Wa pa lang jud hinuon matino diin sila gikan.

One of the latest pictures of an alien is shown below:


www.static.panoramio.com

Quote from: catalina on April 29, 2010, 05:33:01 PM
mipanaw si nitay nga nagpas-an og kasakit.

Kasakit maoy gihambin sa hawoy nijang bilahan...

Quote from: catalina on April 29, 2010, 06:31:59 PM
Hubs pakyaw man lagi na hahaha

He hw, maajog dili ta boy scout...


www.guidestobuy.com

Bwahaha!

Sir FD, di ba pwede apilon og kaon ang ulod sa pechay para naay additional protein...

Bwahaha! Naghingapin tingali ang kaabunda sa talent sa kanahan
Mahimo gani nagtakoban isip baje bisan ijang hitsura kahadlokan...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 29, 2010, 10:47:13 AM

BAYNTE?? hwahahahhaha!

Wala pa tingali apilag kwenta ang mga anak sa gawas, bwahaha!

Quote from: Chongki on April 22, 2010, 06:20:26 PM
whaaaaaa

He he, abi ko bag kinsa ning nagpabuhot-buhot og humot nga aso diri...

Imnonon ning tequila sa hardered drinkers kay kon amateur ka nga patugatugahon, mag-aguroy jud ka sa sipa nga hangover...

Quote from: jorgeanna on April 29, 2010, 01:35:37 PM
tequilla gyud akong favorite imnonon

He he, angayan lagi ka nga pagunit-gunit sa tequila bottle, Anne...

Quote from: janjan on April 29, 2010, 12:32:25 PM
na pastilan di na gud ko moka-on steak ani ron hehehe lami ra ba gud na medium rare ra gud nga pagkaluto sus nakalimot na baja ko ani tapeworm sus ajo gani kay imo ni ge post Hb  nakanundum noon ko sa estorya tinuod ba to nga naa tawo  mahilig mokilaw maski unsa  kilawon  sus taas na kaajo ija tapeworm  manambo na gud kon mo estorya sija ija lang bitaron unja guntingon hehehe

He he, hala Jan, pwede ra ba pud kuno matakboyan ta aning tapeworm kon makainom tag tubig samtang naglangoy-langoy sa river or lake bisan atong tan-aw limpyo. Unsa na kaha kon maligo sa hugaw nga kanal diin naay naglutaw-luitaw nga basura...

Usa ka adlaw niadto sa doktor si Pedro aron magpa-vasectomy:

Doctor: Dili ra ba lalim ang vasectomy, Dro, unsa man, nagsabot na ba mo sa imong asawa?
Pedro: Oo, Dok, sugot siya.
Doctor: Ang inyong mga anak, sugot ba pud?
Pedro: Oo, Dok, 17 ang pabor, 3 ray supak.

Bwahaha!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 29, 2010, 09:10:31 AM

huy abi nimo usahay mo arat akong tutonlan makulbaan baja ko Hubs!!! kay naa storya ako mama ana sa una ija igsoon daw katol ang tilaok mao gi ubo! sus ning gawas jud ang wormy Hubs!!! sus di jud ko kalimot ana! Mao nga usahay hesitant kaajo ko mo ubo!

ang coughing raba makatabang labi na ug naa kay sign sa heart attack, unsaon naman lang ug kinahanglan jud ka mo ubo dayun mo gawas ang TAPE MEASURE??? weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Sige na lamang nang tapeworm nga maubo kaysa heart attack ang paingnan. Makabawos pa ka sa tapeworm, apil pud ang tawo nga imong gikalagotan, kon naa man: tagod-tagora ang tapeworm, isagol sa dinuguan, unja i-serve sa bwisita, bwahaha!

Bwahaha. That's a good trick! I was wondering why the lines were numbered...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 29, 2010, 08:40:11 AM
Pestol ka Hubag! hahaha! sigi raba ko constipate! basi usa ka mile na ni kataas ni akong binuhi diri!!! hahahha!

Bwahaha! Usa ra ba kuno sa paagi pagpagawas sa tapeworm nga taas na jamo kay bitaron gikan sa ginhawaan, ari agi sa baba!

Signs Of Tapeworm Infection

Reading through the list of symptoms, you'll understand why the signs of a tapeworm infection are often misdiagnosed. You are your own best advocate for proper diagnosis and treatment.

  Abdominal discomfort
  Diarrhea
  Constipation
  Weight loss
  Tapeworm segments on clothes or in feces

Tapeworm Treatments

There are naturopathic and western medical options for removing tapeworms from your gut and intestines. A combination of various herbs formulated in a reputable colon cleansing program is often successful. A colon cleansing has the added benefit of reducing bouts of constipation, lowering the risk of developing diverticulosis, increasing energy levels, and potentially instigating weight loss.

Conventional drug options are quinacrine hydrochloride (Atabrine) or niclosamide. A tapeworm embryo will require two separate drugs: praziquantel and albendazole. Beware of the many potential side effects that come with prescription drugs and the lack of additional health benefits.

If you and/or your doctor think you've been infected with tapeworm cysts, an antibody test can identify the infection. If you have neurological symptoms, the cysts can be located using magnetic resonance imaging MRI). Most people recover from tapeworm infections, though â€" depending on which organs were infected though â€" some long-term may result.

Tapeworm Prevention

There are many steps you can take to avoid a tapeworm infection.

Always avoid rare meat. The heat it takes to properly cook meat kills tapeworms.
Wash your hands after each use of the toilet even if it's your own washroom .
Never drink water from a source that could be contaminated with worms.
Employ these simple rules and you won't be among the millions who deal with tapeworm infestations and the unpleasant side effects associated with an infection.

www.puristat.com

Tan-awa ang tapeworm sulod sa tijan...




Intestinal Tapeworms

Among the oldest known parasites is the tapeworm. They vary in size, from 6 inches to 26 feet long depending on the type of tapeworm infection. Described as flat and ribbon-like, tapeworms have three parts to their bodies: head, neck and body segments called proglottids.

The head has hooks that allow it to attach itself to the intestinal walls. As long as the head remains attached to the intestinal mucosa, it can survive and develop a new tapeworm. The proglottids contain eggs that can break off and travel throughout the body.

Tapeworms do not have intestinal tracts: they absorb partially digested substances from their host through their skin. Adult tapeworms can live in the digestive tracts of a variety of hosts such as humans, pigs, cows, dogs, cats and fish. Most tapeworms have both male and female reproductive organs, and reproduce and fertilize their own eggs.

Common Tapeworms

In North America the beef tapeworm (taenia saginata) is most common, although it is relatively well controlled. In Latin America the pork tapeworm (taenia solium) infects millions. The fish tapeworm (diphyllobothrium latum) and pork tapeworm are common in Asia.

Once a tapeworm is born, it plays a sinister role. Eggs develop quickly into adventurous embryos. They leave the host's digestive system through bowel movements and then find the nearest water supply. Both animals and humans ingest baby tapeworms regularly.

The tapeworms' embryos are ingested either by drinking contaminated water or through direct contact with feces (another good reason to always wash your hands after using the toilet). For people infected with tapeworms, the embryo stage is when the parasite poses the most danger; it can develop into an insidious infection known as cysticercosis.

Estimates are that cysticercosis affects up to 50 million people worldwide, but most cases go unnoticed. Cysts are not typically noticed until an autopsy is performed. In a minority of cases, the tapeworms infect the central nervous system causing a potentially deadly condition called neurocysticercosis. Signs of neurocysticercosis are neurological damage and seizures.

Tapeworm Assumptions

It's an easy assumption that embryos develop into fully grown tapeworms, but they typically do not. The undeveloped tapeworms drill through their host's abdominal lining and dive into the blood stream. Veins and arteries act as highways directing and transporting the tapeworms to any and all major organs and muscles.

Once the embryo finds its home â€" in a large muscle or the liver â€" it encloses itself into a fluid sac called a cyst. The embryo doesn't leave the sac until the flesh of its host (a cow for example) is eaten by another animal (you, for instance). In fact, this is most often how people contract tapeworms.

If you have a tapeworm in your stomach or gut, odds are you won't even know it. If you do experience signs, they'll barely be noticeable and will more than likely be misdiagnosed and attributed to stress, irritable bowel syndrome (IBS), upset stomach or some other common ailment. In fact, the only time people seem to realize they have a tapeworm is, after defecation, upon noticing the headless worm bodies in their stool.

www.puristat.com

Nabuhagayan jud diay ang Bohol? Hinuon, sensiyo ra man nang kwartaha para niya...

He he, pwede baja pud nga honest mistake ang kang pawix...

Quote from: catalina on April 28, 2010, 06:40:25 PM
dili lang mapiskan,basin madaugan pa sa kwarta nga kaban kaban.

Ug sa maong pagkaagi, madugangan ang ilang kakayahan nga gastohan ang ilang kakabitan...

Ah, lahi ra diay ang ilang pagka-related. Basin through water or eternity...

Quote from: JellyBean on April 28, 2010, 12:22:30 AM

GREENIE TOLD ME THAT THEY WERE ONLY BEST FRIENDS BUT THERE WAS NO RELATIONSHIP THROUGH BLOOD OR INFINITY.

Quote from: way_paki on April 28, 2010, 08:53:30 PM
sometimes, break-ups or separations are considered blessings in disguise. huna-hunaa lang nga naa pay mas maayo nga moabot sa imong kinabuhi.   

Bitaw. Basin mas gwapa, o mas buotan, o mas dato, or all of the above...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 28, 2010, 09:32:14 PM
Importante jud diay Toy ning tiwason ug basa atong gibasa usa ta moreact.Pagkabasa naho sa imong reply inghunong ra ko kutob sa I don't live on the ground.Ingreact ag ahong hunahuna nga oi asa man diay ni si Hubag nagpujo sa kawanangan. Ingkalma ag ahong suspetsa pagtiwas ug basa.
Mahal jud ang potting soil ug ubang plant food.Plus kana pung imong mga pots diha unja ang binhi pa.Ritual siguro ni nimo ha nga usa mag TB mamubo sa una sa tanum kay ug dili imong bugan malusi.

He he, wala pa jud tawon malusii sukad, Raqz, kaluoy sa Diyos...

Usa pud sa nakalisod sa tanom-tanom kay lain-lain man og panginahanglan, depende sa tanom. Naay uban nga kinahanglan once a week ra bisbisan, naay uban nga in partial sun ra, naay schedule sa repotting, etc., etc.

Ang pagpamubo usually within TB sessions, mobija una for a break para maka-stretch, to avoid backache... 

Atoa na lamang iampo nga wala nay dugoon pang mga panghitabo karon nga taliabot na ang eleksyon.