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#81602
Jokes and Humor / Re: Backyard Archeology
May 04, 2010, 05:15:05 PMQuote from: www.tubagbohol.com on May 02, 2010, 04:51:40 PM
We are particularly interested in hearing you expand on your theories surrounding the trans-positating fillifitation of ferrous ions in a structural matrix that makes the excellent juvenile Tyrannosaurus rex femur you recently discovered take on the deceptive appearance of a rusty 9-mm Sears Craftsman automotive crescent wrench.
Bwahaha!
#81603
Weird and Extreme / Top 10 Bizarre Collectibles
May 04, 2010, 05:04:14 PM
Top 10 Bizarre Collectibles
www.listverse.com
Since the ancient days of humanity as hunters and collectors, we have had a fascination with groups of similar objects. While these objects are generally quite normal â€" cards, stamps, coins, oftentimes they are strange â€" or downright bizarre. This is a list of the top 10 bizarre collectibles.
10. Hubcaps / License Plates
It seems that the two go hand in hand, and that this collection of rusted and otherwise useless car parts can get way out of hand. Imagine towering stacks of meticulously placed hubcaps and entire garage walls emblazoned with license plates from the world over, and you have your car enthusiasts dream workshop. For some reason, be it nostalgia or just another psychotic compulsion, some people just love the idea of having more hubcaps than necessary. License plates, okay maybe, but hubcaps? Why?
9. Newspapers
Often called hoarding, or ‘newspaper squalor’, many people have the compulsive urge to save up unread papers or magazines in the hopes of reading them some day. Yes, I have a MAD magazine collection and many have comic books, but those are generally bagged and boarded and kept neatly filed in a box or something. Oh, and some folks have a nice little stack of MAXIM or PLAYBOY for bathroom perusing, but most of these folks don’t have towering stacks along every wall and corner of the home. As it turns out, mass collections of such fire-hazardous reading materials can be particularly deadly and have, in the past, trapped people under collapsing piles and even caused fatal fires. Be careful with your papers!
8. Duct Tape
Though still bizarre, collecting duct tape has become more common of late since someone discovered its use in making all sorts of fun crafts. You can, with minimal folding and swearing, create: wallets, purses, small bags, belt, hats, and apparently, entire outfits made from rolls upon rolls of the multi-colored adhesive. Now everyone’s favorite mispronounced tape (duck tape) can be worn or collected.
7. Food
Daisy Randone (Brittany Murphy in Girl, Interrupted) ate nothing but rotisserie chicken from her father’s restaurant. Granted, she was in a mental ward at the time, during which she amassed quite the collection of mostly-eaten bones from said meals under her bed. It was only the smell that alerted the others to her filthy situation. Strangely, this is not just a Hollywood concept. As it turns out, there are people obsessed with a specific taste and smell of a food, who will go to great lengths to guard it, regardless of the fact that it is half-eaten and prone to rot. The neurological phenomenon is classified as hoarding or the bizarre desire to want to collect useless things.
6. Dead Animals
Here is an excerpt from the San Francisco Chronicle about a woman who collects animals for a living:
“As a kid growing up in Oakland, Nancy Valente had one reaction to the idea of a dead animal: “Eeeuuuw!†Now friends call her up and say, “I saw something dead on the road and thought of you.†“Did you pick it up?†is Valente’s comeback. “It’s a standard joke,†says Valente, known as “Roadkill Nancy†among local park rangers who are used to the Mill Valley zooarchaeologist’s unconventional ways of adding to her impressive collection of animal bones. “I’m the bone lady,†says Valente, 67. “I don’t know why I like them so much. I have a lot of them around the house, like the elk skull with a whole rack of antlers. I’d love to show it to people, but I can’t even put it in my car.â€
For years, Valente’s cheery mix of nature and the macabre thrilled kids and grossed-out parents at the Marin Headlands Visitors Center with “Bones, Bones, Bones,†her monthly presentation of bones and skins of local animals. Valente has now moved her program to Muir Wood National Monument, and is also venturing into the East Bay.
5. Spit
Yes, there is a whole club of people who collect spit and enjoy doing it. There is really nothing else that can be said on this â€" the sooner we move to item 4 the better.
4. Skulls
In Mexico, many religious celebrations relating to the dead involve the extensive use of skulls. These are normally very old skulls â€" often kept in crypts full of old bones. However, the collecting of skulls is also occasionally found outside of religious circles. The Chicago Sun Times reported this in May 2007:
“It certainly seemed suspicious â€" a skull boiling in a pot of water on the stove. That was the ghoulish report Chicago Police received Tuesday night when they were summoned to a Bucktown apartment in the 2100 block of North Damen. Sure enough, police found four human skulls, as the witness reported. But by Wednesday detectives had determined this was a legal case of bone collecting. There’s a market â€" a legal market â€" for bones, and I import and sell bones for medical research†on the auction Web site eBay, said 26-year-old Brian Sloan.â€
3. Boogers
Strangely, some people do collect these. One Baron VonKlyf posted this on Dave Berry’s website blog in 2006:
“Leetie… I would donate a good rare and interesting booger for your collection, but I seem to have misplaced it under a table at McDonalds. If anyone finds it, please forward it to Leetie for her collection. Thanks. Oh, and thanks nannie for your random thought. It has been added to the collection.â€
To some, booger collecting is revolting, but to a few, it is just another hobby. Many people, after successfully rooting through their noses will randomly wipe their found treasures wherever they can find a conveniently discreet spot. And then there are those folks who have a specifically designated location for their nose discoveries.
2. Skin
Lets kick this one off with an excerpt from The Harvard Crimson (found in the Harvard Library) on November 13 2005:
“Langdell’s curator of rare books and manuscripts, David Ferris, says of his library’s man-bound holding: “We are reluctant to have it become an object of fascination.†But the Spanish law book, which dates back to 1605, may become just that.
Accessible in the library’s Elihu Reading Room, the book, entitled “Practicarum quaestionum circa leges regias…,†looks old but otherwise ordinary. Delicate, stiff, and with wrinkled edges, the skin’s coloring is a subdued yellow, with sporadic brown and black splotches like an old banana. The skin is not covered in hair or marked by tattoosâ€"except for a “Harvard Law Library†branding on its spine. Nothing about it shouts “human flesh†to the untrained eye.â€
However collecting skin is not just for the discriminating bookbinder anymore. Many people collect bits of their own flesh for pleasure. Just something a bit wrong with that.
1. Eyeballs
The collection that stares back at you. I guess to some that would be appealing enough to want to amass a big bunch of eyeballs. Slightly rounded objects resembling eyeballs have appeared in many gift shops, vending machines, and even on websites devoted to the sole purchasing of ocular memorabilia. You can find pillows, serving bowls, Christmas Tree lights, gum balls, and pajamas all with images of eyeballs. Once you have made the leap into the more macabre and outlandish, why not collect the real thing? There are people known to collect real human eyeballs and, lest they deflate, or become dried out and unappealing, one must keep them in a jar of formaldehyde. Now that is dedication.
So go out and find something fun to collect!
www.listverse.com
Since the ancient days of humanity as hunters and collectors, we have had a fascination with groups of similar objects. While these objects are generally quite normal â€" cards, stamps, coins, oftentimes they are strange â€" or downright bizarre. This is a list of the top 10 bizarre collectibles.
10. Hubcaps / License Plates
It seems that the two go hand in hand, and that this collection of rusted and otherwise useless car parts can get way out of hand. Imagine towering stacks of meticulously placed hubcaps and entire garage walls emblazoned with license plates from the world over, and you have your car enthusiasts dream workshop. For some reason, be it nostalgia or just another psychotic compulsion, some people just love the idea of having more hubcaps than necessary. License plates, okay maybe, but hubcaps? Why?
9. Newspapers
Often called hoarding, or ‘newspaper squalor’, many people have the compulsive urge to save up unread papers or magazines in the hopes of reading them some day. Yes, I have a MAD magazine collection and many have comic books, but those are generally bagged and boarded and kept neatly filed in a box or something. Oh, and some folks have a nice little stack of MAXIM or PLAYBOY for bathroom perusing, but most of these folks don’t have towering stacks along every wall and corner of the home. As it turns out, mass collections of such fire-hazardous reading materials can be particularly deadly and have, in the past, trapped people under collapsing piles and even caused fatal fires. Be careful with your papers!
8. Duct Tape
Though still bizarre, collecting duct tape has become more common of late since someone discovered its use in making all sorts of fun crafts. You can, with minimal folding and swearing, create: wallets, purses, small bags, belt, hats, and apparently, entire outfits made from rolls upon rolls of the multi-colored adhesive. Now everyone’s favorite mispronounced tape (duck tape) can be worn or collected.
7. Food
Daisy Randone (Brittany Murphy in Girl, Interrupted) ate nothing but rotisserie chicken from her father’s restaurant. Granted, she was in a mental ward at the time, during which she amassed quite the collection of mostly-eaten bones from said meals under her bed. It was only the smell that alerted the others to her filthy situation. Strangely, this is not just a Hollywood concept. As it turns out, there are people obsessed with a specific taste and smell of a food, who will go to great lengths to guard it, regardless of the fact that it is half-eaten and prone to rot. The neurological phenomenon is classified as hoarding or the bizarre desire to want to collect useless things.
6. Dead Animals
Here is an excerpt from the San Francisco Chronicle about a woman who collects animals for a living:
“As a kid growing up in Oakland, Nancy Valente had one reaction to the idea of a dead animal: “Eeeuuuw!†Now friends call her up and say, “I saw something dead on the road and thought of you.†“Did you pick it up?†is Valente’s comeback. “It’s a standard joke,†says Valente, known as “Roadkill Nancy†among local park rangers who are used to the Mill Valley zooarchaeologist’s unconventional ways of adding to her impressive collection of animal bones. “I’m the bone lady,†says Valente, 67. “I don’t know why I like them so much. I have a lot of them around the house, like the elk skull with a whole rack of antlers. I’d love to show it to people, but I can’t even put it in my car.â€
For years, Valente’s cheery mix of nature and the macabre thrilled kids and grossed-out parents at the Marin Headlands Visitors Center with “Bones, Bones, Bones,†her monthly presentation of bones and skins of local animals. Valente has now moved her program to Muir Wood National Monument, and is also venturing into the East Bay.
5. Spit
Yes, there is a whole club of people who collect spit and enjoy doing it. There is really nothing else that can be said on this â€" the sooner we move to item 4 the better.
4. Skulls
In Mexico, many religious celebrations relating to the dead involve the extensive use of skulls. These are normally very old skulls â€" often kept in crypts full of old bones. However, the collecting of skulls is also occasionally found outside of religious circles. The Chicago Sun Times reported this in May 2007:
“It certainly seemed suspicious â€" a skull boiling in a pot of water on the stove. That was the ghoulish report Chicago Police received Tuesday night when they were summoned to a Bucktown apartment in the 2100 block of North Damen. Sure enough, police found four human skulls, as the witness reported. But by Wednesday detectives had determined this was a legal case of bone collecting. There’s a market â€" a legal market â€" for bones, and I import and sell bones for medical research†on the auction Web site eBay, said 26-year-old Brian Sloan.â€
3. Boogers
Strangely, some people do collect these. One Baron VonKlyf posted this on Dave Berry’s website blog in 2006:
“Leetie… I would donate a good rare and interesting booger for your collection, but I seem to have misplaced it under a table at McDonalds. If anyone finds it, please forward it to Leetie for her collection. Thanks. Oh, and thanks nannie for your random thought. It has been added to the collection.â€
To some, booger collecting is revolting, but to a few, it is just another hobby. Many people, after successfully rooting through their noses will randomly wipe their found treasures wherever they can find a conveniently discreet spot. And then there are those folks who have a specifically designated location for their nose discoveries.
2. Skin
Lets kick this one off with an excerpt from The Harvard Crimson (found in the Harvard Library) on November 13 2005:
“Langdell’s curator of rare books and manuscripts, David Ferris, says of his library’s man-bound holding: “We are reluctant to have it become an object of fascination.†But the Spanish law book, which dates back to 1605, may become just that.
Accessible in the library’s Elihu Reading Room, the book, entitled “Practicarum quaestionum circa leges regias…,†looks old but otherwise ordinary. Delicate, stiff, and with wrinkled edges, the skin’s coloring is a subdued yellow, with sporadic brown and black splotches like an old banana. The skin is not covered in hair or marked by tattoosâ€"except for a “Harvard Law Library†branding on its spine. Nothing about it shouts “human flesh†to the untrained eye.â€
However collecting skin is not just for the discriminating bookbinder anymore. Many people collect bits of their own flesh for pleasure. Just something a bit wrong with that.
1. Eyeballs
The collection that stares back at you. I guess to some that would be appealing enough to want to amass a big bunch of eyeballs. Slightly rounded objects resembling eyeballs have appeared in many gift shops, vending machines, and even on websites devoted to the sole purchasing of ocular memorabilia. You can find pillows, serving bowls, Christmas Tree lights, gum balls, and pajamas all with images of eyeballs. Once you have made the leap into the more macabre and outlandish, why not collect the real thing? There are people known to collect real human eyeballs and, lest they deflate, or become dried out and unappealing, one must keep them in a jar of formaldehyde. Now that is dedication.
So go out and find something fun to collect!
#81604
Jokes and Humor / Re: jokes jokes jokes
May 04, 2010, 02:09:25 PMGirl: Hu hu hu. Isumbong tika! Gi-rape ko nimo kaduha!
Boy: Saba diha! Kausa ra gani!
Girl: Dili diay ko nimo usban?
#81605
LGU Philippines / Re: Gibo Teodoro Gets Endorsement from Quiboloy
May 04, 2010, 01:52:05 PMQuote from: kalamay de bohol on May 04, 2010, 01:28:55 PM
latest news...Gibo nidaug sa absentee voting sa Bahrain...
Thanks for the comic relief!
#81606
Jokes and Humor / Re: It's Very Bad to Be Fat. Why?
May 04, 2010, 01:46:03 PMQuote from: alycxs on May 04, 2010, 01:40:22 PM
wahahahah TIRONG...murag dugay nako wa kadungog ana.
Sige jud ko mahadlok ana sauna...labi na inig sirin sa Coke kay mao na kunoy ting gawas sa Tirong ingon akong anhing Lola.
Naay separate thread bahin aning tirong, Als, di na lang ko kadumdom asa...
#81607
Jokes and Humor / Re: jokes jokes jokes
May 04, 2010, 01:41:38 PMQuote from: statesville on May 04, 2010, 12:05:10 PM
Hahahaha, good student obey the rules
here's more
Bwahaha. Di tingali kabayad sa iyang board and lodging, mao nga paabangan na lang. Kinsa kahay mo-rent ni Ondoy...
#81608
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: A Letter To The Municipality of Guindulman II (need your names)
May 04, 2010, 01:34:14 PMQuote from: rubenf24 on May 04, 2010, 12:34:42 PM
I agree. However, let us remember that the laws of the land are based on the scriptures of the Bible. Not everyone responds exactly the same to whatever situations that come. It's like, in the family, there is a brave and strong , and there is a weak and lowly. Combining both should make a wise decision, one who thinks and decides (weak and lowly) and the other one implements ( brave and strong). As a whole, this group can make changes to mistakes already done.
"...the laws of the land are based on the scriptures of the Bible." Is that so? I didn't know that.
#81609
Jokes and Humor / Re: Things You Don't Want to Drop
May 04, 2010, 01:20:39 PM
He he, hingkaratil na ang drayber...
#81610
LGU Philippines / Re: Jane Cajes Denies Vicky Belo Splurge; Cites Ex-Boyfriend's and Suitors' Kindness
May 04, 2010, 01:17:17 PMQuote from: jorgeanna on May 04, 2010, 01:56:37 AM
she opened her mouth so another issue will be raised...... poor girl! she needs guidance...
Quote from: Chongki on May 04, 2010, 11:07:00 AM
.... i can guide her
Guide her mouth properly, Bay Chongks, while you're fondly caressing her hair...
#81611
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
May 04, 2010, 01:08:33 PMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 04, 2010, 12:30:03 PM
karong panahona daghan na nag duhaduha ug mo boto pa ba sila sa mga karaang kandidato nga daghan naman daw nang gawas nga baho!!! unsa kahang klasesa sa baho?
OT Meow, karon pa ko nakakita nga ADMIN sad diay ka sa DAYONG! hahahahha!
Baho tingali nga makabuhig patay kay naghitak man ang mga pasalig gikan sa mga kandidato nga maajong laki...
#81612
Health and Food / Re: Beware: you can have tapeworms and not know it!
May 04, 2010, 01:02:46 PM
I'm no Biblical scholar, but my understanding is that the concept of unclean foods as enunciated in the Old Testament was not expressly endorsed by Jesus.
#81613
Health and Food / Re: Herbs for Tea
May 04, 2010, 12:13:31 PM
Kini ang epektibo nga herbal medicine:
#81614
Jokes and Humor / Re: It's Very Bad to Be Fat. Why?
May 04, 2010, 12:01:19 PMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 04, 2010, 10:33:00 AM
mamuot ko ani kay hasta ang puki ni Inday kay himsug sad! hahahhaha!
Karon pa ko aning puki nga gutom pas tirong!
#81615
Jokes and Humor / Re: How to Pick your Nose
May 04, 2010, 11:48:14 AMMost Papuan nosepieces are simple, like this:
www.worthpoint.com
But some are more elaborate, like this:
www.khulsey.com
#81616
Introduce Yourself / Re: What is Your Present Profession?
May 04, 2010, 10:44:30 AMQuote from: alycxs on May 04, 2010, 09:50:34 AM
unsa mana extra points sa mga lisod2 nga position ? hahahahah ! naa pa jud bonus kung acrobatics ?
Bwahaha! Naa pa juy coupons nga pwede ma-redeem outside the class!
#81617
Jokes and Humor / Re: It's Very Bad to Be Fat. Why?
May 04, 2010, 10:26:32 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 04, 2010, 10:06:18 AM
hwahahahhaahha!
pwerte man sad diay ug muscle control si Inday!
kinahanglan usbon ang title ani nga thread
ITS VERY BAD TO BE THIN!!!
Sakto, kay ang laki may dehado ani. Ang baje morag wala lang--aw, wa gani sija kamatikod nga gilamoy na ang ijang partner!
#81618
Philippine Business News / Re: 32 Year OLD Alona Beach Huble2 Driver Shot and Killed
May 04, 2010, 10:20:36 AMQuote from: AsPo on May 04, 2010, 09:58:37 AM
hahhaha
pareha nako nga nag iisa ang mukha.
He he, wa jud hinuon ko kakitag lain nga kaparehas anang imong hitsura sa avatar, he he.
Sa ato pa kon naay magtinonto nimo, Asp, ikaw jud ang tujo!
#81619
World Daily News / Re: Muslim Face Veil Banned in Belgium
May 04, 2010, 10:13:34 AMQuote from: alycxs on May 04, 2010, 09:49:16 AM
Diha bitaw ko gikasakay sa Ocean Jet pag December, ga sige satsat about the bad attitudes of the "natives"...hmmm...gihilasan ko naminaw, lami ra ihulog sa dagat a. Nakasala sad ko sa akong utok, ga huna2 ko, kung ingana ka ka dato Dodong, wala unta ka nag ocean jet, naa unta ka private boat.
Unya nilabay mi duol sa Cabilao...sayanga ato oi, daghan ra ba iho didto, malipay siguro to ug akong lawgan ug French A$$hole...heheheheh !
Sayang! Would have been quite a sight, a snooty Frenchman nga gipistahan sa mga ihoy!
Maajo unta kon nakuha nimo ang pangalan, Alz, kay atong ipa-declare sa Provincial Board nga persona non grata sa Bohol, he he...
#81620
Health and Food / Re: Enzaymada with Purico
May 04, 2010, 10:00:16 AM
Naa pa bay Purico nga baligja sa Pinas ron?
#81621
Introduce Yourself / Re: What is Your Present Profession?
May 04, 2010, 09:45:37 AMQuote from: alycxs on May 04, 2010, 09:36:46 AM
assistant ? ...apil pud sa practicom hubs ? hahahah !
Apil na lang, unsaon ako may gi-assign, he he. Dili jud ko hinuon ko ma-absent, bwahaha!
#81622
Jokes and Humor / Re: Kangaroo Scandal
May 04, 2010, 09:38:13 AM
Being fed by a minor while having sex! What a self-indulgent marsupial!
#81623
Jokes and Humor / Re: Fooled
May 04, 2010, 09:28:54 AMQuote from: Scarb on May 04, 2010, 03:32:27 AM
nyahaha pag NGOK wla matumong mao na resulta !
He he, basin pud nag family planning...
#81624
Jokes and Humor / Re: Fooled
May 04, 2010, 09:27:30 AM
He he, wa tawon makaalinggat dajon sa ilang gidangatan. Naay ubang batch nga makapanglingo na lang kay nagkumbitay man sila sa bungbong...
#81625
Introduce Yourself / Re: What is Your Present Profession?
May 04, 2010, 08:48:22 AMQuote from: jig37504 on May 04, 2010, 08:35:52 AM
si hubag sex ed ray tuyo sa klase mao pirming half-day (PhD) sa eskwelahan
Bwahaha! Hagbong man gud ko sa ubang subject, maajo ang sex ed kay akoy assistant sa maestra!
#81626
Introduce Yourself / Re: What is Your Present Profession?
May 04, 2010, 08:45:13 AMQuote from: Bambi on May 04, 2010, 06:06:34 AM
hubs, this is not a joke....As reported in TV, here in Germany there is a good looking lady who is exercising this kind of job "pubic shaver on call" naay a god sijay bodyguard and her business is expanding. She has lot of customers (men n women)
gusto baja ko mo-apply for a sideline job ana. Tig - silhig sa bol-bol
Oi, hala, mao ba? Unja naa pa juy GROWING PUBIC DEMAND, bwahaha!
#81627
Jokes and Humor / Re: Wrong Conclusion
May 04, 2010, 08:20:19 AM
Medjo dako-dako jud nga boobs, tiaw moy parehas kadak-a sa lubot...
#81628
Jokes and Humor / Re: Once Upon A Time
May 04, 2010, 08:01:13 AM
Bwahaha. Buaya nga nagtakuban! Pabaki-baki pero buaya diay. Kaluoy sa prinsesa. Maayo na lang unta kon baki nga tinuod, bahala na lang nga dili Prince Charming in disguise...
MAYMAY ALANG KANG INDAY
Dili baki ang tanang budlat og mata, mahal nga princesa.
Kasagaran baki jud hinuon, pero naa poy buaya...
MAYMAY ALANG KANG INDAY
Dili baki ang tanang budlat og mata, mahal nga princesa.
Kasagaran baki jud hinuon, pero naa poy buaya...
#81629
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
May 04, 2010, 07:44:42 AMQuote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 04, 2010, 07:03:12 AM
gakajo paba ang dagat sa asa bato?
Bato bato sa dagat, ang tamaan ay pislat.
#81630
Youtube Replay / Re: Waterbed!!!!!
May 04, 2010, 05:56:17 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 04, 2010, 05:34:07 AM
para nako Hubs, binuang jud na! di jud ka ka shumoy ana noh? imagina lang gud naa ka sa pool or sa dagat! maka shumoy ba diay ka ana nga di man?
Quote from: Scarb on May 04, 2010, 05:47:58 AM
ky dli man gud mo rebounce tali na,mo-ugpot man nah? dli jud maka NGOK nyahaha
He he, maka-shoot man tingali, pero di ta makapakang. Pwede ra ang water bed sa pinakablit nga style, pero di man ta mahuwasan kon maoy magpermi...
#81631
Jokes and Humor / Re: It's Very Bad to Be Fat. Why?
May 04, 2010, 05:32:07 AM
Bwahaha! By the same token, it's very bad to be thin! Tan-awa unsay nahitabo ni Wafu, gilamoy intawon!
#81633
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
May 04, 2010, 05:12:05 AMQuote from: Scarb on May 04, 2010, 05:03:51 AM
Linalang nga ngilngig og abilivabdab ,preha ni tandang Zorahng nangharos sa listahan °!
Listahan nga nagtuboy sa kaugalingon, nga taas jamo kay giapil hasta ang kataposang utot!
#81634
Jokes and Humor / Re: A Female Brain?
May 04, 2010, 05:06:39 AM
Oi, naay mga baje nga prominent ang sex-initiator gland...
#81635
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
May 04, 2010, 05:00:34 AMQuote from: Scarb on May 04, 2010, 04:57:55 AM
pasiatab as in pa tuga²>pahuway !
Pahuway gikan sa pagpangwilik sa sticky saliva maoy angay buhaton sa usa ka linalang...
#81636
Philippine Business News / Re: 32 Year OLD Alona Beach Huble2 Driver Shot and Killed
May 04, 2010, 04:58:02 AM
Bentaha tong mga unique og nawong kay dili jud mabiktima sa mistaken identity...
#81637
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
May 04, 2010, 04:48:24 AM
Mabungahon tingali ang mga damgo sa pasiatab...
#81638
Youtube Replay / Re: Waterbed!!!!!
May 04, 2010, 04:41:51 AM
Di man ta kahunat og tarong anang water bed, oi. Kuwang sa impact...
#81639
Health and Food / Re: Herbs for Tea
May 03, 2010, 08:33:33 PMQuote from: Scarb on May 03, 2010, 08:24:04 PM
Pag face veil pod Asp ky unja ag mata mapiskan makabutä na cguro na hik§
Bwahaha! Duha ra ka sakit ang padulngan: either "croaking sickness", or "Neanderthalism"!
#81640
Health and Food / Re: Herbs for Tea
May 03, 2010, 08:29:28 PMQuote from: AsPo on May 03, 2010, 08:19:30 PM
palaju ko daan,kay ang laway maka lanag na kay lawot na jamo.
Bitaw, basin mokalit lang og butho!
#81641
Product Reviews / Re: Corn Coffee Better Than Starbucks Coffee
May 03, 2010, 08:25:25 PMQuote from: AsPo on May 03, 2010, 08:16:51 PM
hahahha
niangkon naka nga bitokon ka sa una.kay nikaon ka og ipil ipil.
peace hubs
Sajop ka, Asp. Bitokon hangtod karon! Bwahaha!
(Tan-awa, wa koy allergies, he he.)
#81642
Showbiz & Celebrity / Re: Anna and JFK
May 03, 2010, 08:18:40 PM
Typisch mo lang! Nataymingan lang jud nga nakuha si JFK sa "decisive moment", he he.
#81643
Health and Food / Re: Herbs for Tea
May 03, 2010, 08:15:07 PMQuote from: Scarb on May 03, 2010, 08:09:02 PM
pa fa om mow mow napod nah? morag kadto ba uZapon or mamä nga dahon sa mga oldies?
mozamot tali kalawot ag laway zha?
He he, basin naglungotlungot to ron kay naglisod nag entra, bwahaha. Samot kalawot ang laway!
#81644
Health and Food / Re: Beware: you can have tapeworms and not know it!
May 03, 2010, 08:11:24 PMQuote from: Scarb on May 03, 2010, 07:42:36 PM
ew wati but not bitok ! outsch
Wati bitaw na, dili bitok! Joke3!
Wa na man gud tingali kalainan kon deep-fried na!
#81645
Showbiz & Celebrity / Re: Anna and JFK
May 03, 2010, 08:08:48 PM
Nagpanilap jud tawon si Ondoy! Matinaupon pa jamo ang tiurok sa tinan-awan, bwahaha!
#81646
Health and Food / Re: Herbs for Tea
May 03, 2010, 08:05:32 PMQuote from: Scarb on May 03, 2010, 07:52:42 PM
whahaha igmat jud kag eyes² bb sa "hinweis" nah?
He, he. Kokak!
#81647
LGU Philippines / Re: Choy Torralba Talks About Mayor Dan Lim
May 03, 2010, 08:00:54 PMQuote from: ZecurB on May 03, 2010, 07:35:30 PM
Hahahahaha... basin tingali pud kay for quite some time Tagbilarananons have been seemingly complacent. But that's my opinion, I may be proven wrong otherwise. I got this idea because in all the advocacy works that I have been into, whether for the province or for a particular LGU, I get flustered, despite our well-meaning efforts with the wait-and-see attitude of most Tagbilararons.
Yes, a mixture of complacency and timidity--the type that creates a vacuum that the ambitious (and perhaps amoral) can easily appropriate with impunity.
#81648
LGU Philippines / Re: Choy Torralba Talks About Mayor Dan Lim
May 03, 2010, 07:17:21 PM
Can it be that this is what Tagbilaran needs--or deserves? A pigheaded pugilist for a chief executive?
#81649
Jokes and Humor / Re: Scandalous Road Sign
May 03, 2010, 07:07:55 PM
What makes this scandalous is that instead of the man milking the sheep, it's the sheep milking the man! Bwahaha!
#81650
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
May 03, 2010, 07:04:00 PMQuote from: Scarb on May 03, 2010, 06:55:56 PM
Natawhan ta ampingan,mga kahoy nga gikan pa sa katigulangan,
dli hilabtan ky anaa kanay sentimental value og dli face value nja pa!
(ajehehe)
Pa pa oom mow mow...
#81651
Product Reviews / Re: Corn Coffee Better Than Starbucks Coffee
May 03, 2010, 06:59:09 PMQuote from: hofelina on May 03, 2010, 06:52:02 PM
pastilan ka Doy, kaagi kana ni-ani?
He he, wa na man to iagi pag kape, green seeds nga gipausap ra man...
#81652
Jokes and Humor / Re: Irony or Poetic Justice?
May 03, 2010, 06:55:00 PMQuote from: Scarb on May 03, 2010, 06:52:49 PM
Unja wla ra sya maprezo ug makuhae ug license,
ky inosente man sya>kaingon nya amphibian sa tinalikdan nyahaha
Mora jud tuod og amphibian, kay kon mohatag og pronouncement morag ex cathedra, bwahaha!
#81653
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
May 03, 2010, 06:52:38 PMQuote from: Chongki on May 03, 2010, 06:27:49 PM
mu sawum ko unyang gabii bai hubs
Nakainom gamay unja naka-inhale gamay, dajon sawom--what a wonderful world!
#81654
World Daily News / Re: Muslim Face Veil Banned in Belgium
May 03, 2010, 06:27:40 PMQuote from: hofelina on May 03, 2010, 05:25:59 PM
Burkah can be appealing to the eyes!
Ah, now I know why the burka has always appealed to me!
#81655
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
May 03, 2010, 06:24:56 PMQuote from: Chongki on May 03, 2010, 05:52:06 PM
eat, drink and swim at panggangan beach.
super enjoy ang mga bata
I suppose the kids ate and swam--and you drank, Bay Chongks! Bwahaha!
And inhaled--the fresh sea breeze, that is.
#81656
Jokes and Humor / Re: Irony or Poetic Justice?
May 03, 2010, 06:21:39 PM
Bwahaha! Then the 17-year-old is confronted with reality: nakaligis sijag baboy! Bwahaha!
#81657
Product Reviews / Re: Corn Coffee Better Than Starbucks Coffee
May 03, 2010, 06:18:11 PMQuote from: hofelina on May 03, 2010, 06:01:06 PM
nindot man gani nga kape ang ipi-ipil! The natives in Davao are using this beans.
Kini maoy fuerte. Magsiga imong mata unja habwa pud ang bitok ug kigwa...
#81658
Product Reviews / Re: Corn Coffee Better Than Starbucks Coffee
May 03, 2010, 06:14:33 PMQuote from: vrglguapo on May 03, 2010, 05:48:54 PM
Pwede kaha ning coffee corn grits ibutang sa capuccino machine?
Bwahaha! Wa man tingali coffee corn grits, Bay Guaps. You mean plain good old corn grits? Kinahanglan man tingali mapaig una ang corn grits, he he...
#81659
Jokes and Humor / Re: Irony or Poetic Justice?
May 03, 2010, 06:03:41 PMQuote from: Scarb on May 03, 2010, 04:21:19 AM
THAT is just a figment of your imagination! Drive on! Bwahaha!
#81660
Showbiz & Celebrity / Re: Dennis Hooper
May 03, 2010, 02:50:13 PM
Well, in a way he's been more fortunate than James Dean. But then again who are we to say...
#81661
Question and Answer / Re: Do you have any idea where you're going?
May 03, 2010, 02:46:30 PMQuote from: lindy on May 03, 2010, 02:36:46 PM
salig lang kos gps
Unsa man nang GPS nimo, Bay Lindy? Gorgeous Pussies Surveillance? Bwahaha!
#81662
Introduce Yourself / Re: What is Your Present Profession?
May 03, 2010, 01:10:53 PMQuote from: Bambi on May 03, 2010, 05:58:56 AM
gwaps, abi naho ug ang imong profession ron....pubic shaver na!
Unsa kaha tuod no, kon naay trabaho nga ingon ani? Inantigo baja ni, kay lain-lain man og porma. Lain-lain pa jud ang design: naay toothbrush moustache, Roman centurion, Mohawk, white sidewall, semi-kalbo, bald eagle, o unsa pa diha...Mag-amping jud sa lower part--labi na kon taas jamo ang nagsiwil!
#81663
Introduce Yourself / Re: What is Your Present Profession?
May 03, 2010, 01:02:00 PMQuote from: alycxs on May 03, 2010, 10:01:32 AM
kining grupoha angay i-airmail sa brazil labon hapit na summer...uso kaayo didto mga nude ug mga opaw sa ubos...hehehehh ! mabuhong ga jud tinan-aw.
Dili lang motutok, pasiklap lang kay mahiwian basin ta sa dili oras!
#81664
Showbiz & Celebrity / Re: Dennis Hooper
May 03, 2010, 12:51:48 PM
Multi-talented ra ba ni si Hopper, luoy nga dili malinawon ang ijang last days...
#81665
Showbiz & Celebrity / Re: Young Picture: Bruce Lee
May 03, 2010, 12:41:51 PM
Kujawa sa buckle. oi. Maka-buckle, este, maka-bukol man jud kon makaigo...
#81666
World Daily News / Re: Muslim Face Veil Banned in Belgium
May 03, 2010, 12:27:32 PMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 03, 2010, 12:23:43 PM
naa naman sad uban fake nga bangag like one of my gay friends...
Fake, pero unsa man, magamit kuno gihapon as intended?
#81667
World Daily News / Re: Muslim Face Veil Banned in Belgium
May 03, 2010, 12:26:02 PMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 03, 2010, 12:15:03 PM
bwahahaha! paita!
Bwahaha! Patay ang uts, kalit lag hijos. Ang nakaporke kon next time bisan tinuod na nga baje, di na hinuon mo-react si manoy. Paet...
#81668
World Daily News / Re: Muslim Face Veil Banned in Belgium
May 03, 2010, 12:22:35 PMQuote from: glacier_71 on May 03, 2010, 12:01:43 PM
mao lagi na. unya, mabawi ba diay nimo tong imong gibayad na di naman. kini usa ka sanglitanan jud kung nganong uyon ko nga i-ban kini sa publikong dapit (binayran man o dili), kay alkanse ta. it's an affront to my need for security and my sexual sensibilities. tiaw bay inig hubo, naay gabitay, kay gatoo tag puday apan dili diay...di ba ta ma-trauma ana? hahhahahaa
Bwahaha! Naa ra bay uban nga perfect ang boobs, pero mao lagi na, naay nagbitay. Shock and awe ang epekto...
#81669
Health and Food / Re: Beware: you can have tapeworms and not know it!
May 03, 2010, 12:17:22 PMQuote from: alycxs on May 03, 2010, 10:03:34 AM
nganon man gud purgahon...i-anam ug kalibang para himuon ug fertilizer sa ilang garden...para adto napud ang bitok magkisawkisaw...hehehe !
ijara ! giluod man nuon ko oi...ahahaha
Kan-on na lang pud og balik, pero kanang fully-cooked na, as in deep-fried, he he.
Wow, crispy pulutan! Perfect with ice-cold beer!
www.britishblogs.co.uk
#81670
Showbiz & Celebrity / Re: Marily Monroe and JFK: Rare Photo
May 03, 2010, 11:53:44 AM
Lovebirds! 
#81671
World Daily News / Re: Muslim Face Veil Banned in Belgium
May 03, 2010, 11:50:38 AMQuote from: glacier_71 on May 03, 2010, 11:08:52 AM
kung naa nis Pegasus, bisan pag libre, di jud ko motan-aw hahahahaha
Naa bayay show nga ingon ani, Bay Glace, pero dayong ending hukason ang gisul-ob, so payts gihapon. Ang nakadaot lang kay inighubo na, naa diay nagbitay! Bwahaha!
#81672
World Daily News / Re: Muslim Face Veil Banned in Belgium
May 03, 2010, 11:47:10 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 03, 2010, 09:11:44 AM
bwahahahhaha! I have a picture of like that from last night!!! pero wa jamo headress! hahahaha!
No headress, nor, for that matter, any other article of clothing! Bwahaha!
Taym sa, ikaw tingali to ang gipiktyuran nga nag pole dancing, he he...
#81673
General Topic / Re: The New Statue of Liberty
May 03, 2010, 10:17:03 AM
Statue of Modest Liberty...
#81674
Jokes and Humor / Re: Irony or Poetic Justice?
May 03, 2010, 08:37:02 AM
Bwahaha! Ironic justice tingali...
#81675
Facts and Trivia / Re: Moving Picture
May 03, 2010, 08:34:12 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 02, 2010, 03:00:50 PM
nagka uyon uroy mung duha ka tralala! hahahahha!
Quote from: Scarb on May 02, 2010, 08:11:37 PM
ajehehe "erid-no" lang dha ha? ky aron dli na mauzob imo ngan ug Ms.phOTOGrapher ron
(ride-on)
Bwahaha! Tuktogaokakokak!
#81676
World Daily News / Re: Oil Spill in the US
May 03, 2010, 08:29:35 AM
Bird Coated In Oil As Louisiana Gulf Spill Nears Wetlands
First Posted: 04-30-10 12:36 PM | Updated: 04-30-10 04:34 PM
www.huffintonpost.com
MOUTH OF THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER (AP) -- Heavy winds and high tides complicated efforts to hold back oil that threatened to coat birds and other marine life as it oozed ashore from the Gulf of Mexico on Friday. The White House responded to the massive spill by halting any new offshore oil projects until safeguards are in place to prevent rig explosions like the one that caused it.
The National Weather Service predicted winds, high tides and waves through Sunday that could push oil deep into the inlets, ponds and lakes of southeastern Louisiana. Seas of 6 to 7 feet were pushing tides several feet above normal toward the coast, and the wind was pushing oily water over the booms meant to contain it.
President Barack Obama assured Gulf Coast communities that the federal government was fully prepared to meet its responsibilities, and several officials from his administration descended on the coast Friday.
"I am confident we will get to the bottom of what happened here," said Interior Secretary Ken Salazar. "Those responsible will be held accountable."
His department announced it would send teams to the Gulf to inspect all platforms and rigs.
More than 200,000 gallons of oil a day are spewing from the blown-out well at the site of the Deepwater Horizon, which exploded April 20 and sank two days later. Crews are using at least six remotely operated vehicles to try to shut off an underwater valve, but so far they've been unsuccessful.
They are also drilling a relief well to decrease the pressure and slowing the leak, though that could take up to three months.
Meanwhile, concern grew about animals and plants on the ecologically fragile coastline. A rescue operation at Fort Jackson, about 70 miles southeast of New Orleans, had its first patient Friday, a young northern gannett found offshore. The bird is normally white with a yellow head and long, pointed beak but was covered in thick, black oil. Workers with Delaware-based Tri-State Bird Rescue and Research use Dawn blue dishwashing soap to scrub any oil-tainted animals.
Down the coast, at the Institute for Marine Mammal Studies in Gulfport, Miss., scientists, veterinarians and researchers frantically prepared for the possible arrival of hundreds of oily sea mammals in the coming days.
The nonprofit facility's director, Dr. Moby Solangi, said Friday the site will be ground zero for injured marine mammals from Texas to Florida.
Pools are freshly cleaned and prepared to handle sea turtles, manatees and dolphins. There are as many as 5,000 dolphins in the Gulf area between the Mississippi and Louisiana coasts and the oil rig, many giving birth right now.
"It's very bad timing," Solangi said. "We're going to have a lot of babies here. We're looking at a colossal tragedy."
First bird rescued, cleaned, and treated
First Posted: 04-30-10 12:36 PM | Updated: 04-30-10 04:34 PM
www.huffintonpost.com
MOUTH OF THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER (AP) -- Heavy winds and high tides complicated efforts to hold back oil that threatened to coat birds and other marine life as it oozed ashore from the Gulf of Mexico on Friday. The White House responded to the massive spill by halting any new offshore oil projects until safeguards are in place to prevent rig explosions like the one that caused it.
The National Weather Service predicted winds, high tides and waves through Sunday that could push oil deep into the inlets, ponds and lakes of southeastern Louisiana. Seas of 6 to 7 feet were pushing tides several feet above normal toward the coast, and the wind was pushing oily water over the booms meant to contain it.
President Barack Obama assured Gulf Coast communities that the federal government was fully prepared to meet its responsibilities, and several officials from his administration descended on the coast Friday.
"I am confident we will get to the bottom of what happened here," said Interior Secretary Ken Salazar. "Those responsible will be held accountable."
His department announced it would send teams to the Gulf to inspect all platforms and rigs.
More than 200,000 gallons of oil a day are spewing from the blown-out well at the site of the Deepwater Horizon, which exploded April 20 and sank two days later. Crews are using at least six remotely operated vehicles to try to shut off an underwater valve, but so far they've been unsuccessful.
They are also drilling a relief well to decrease the pressure and slowing the leak, though that could take up to three months.
Meanwhile, concern grew about animals and plants on the ecologically fragile coastline. A rescue operation at Fort Jackson, about 70 miles southeast of New Orleans, had its first patient Friday, a young northern gannett found offshore. The bird is normally white with a yellow head and long, pointed beak but was covered in thick, black oil. Workers with Delaware-based Tri-State Bird Rescue and Research use Dawn blue dishwashing soap to scrub any oil-tainted animals.
Down the coast, at the Institute for Marine Mammal Studies in Gulfport, Miss., scientists, veterinarians and researchers frantically prepared for the possible arrival of hundreds of oily sea mammals in the coming days.
The nonprofit facility's director, Dr. Moby Solangi, said Friday the site will be ground zero for injured marine mammals from Texas to Florida.
Pools are freshly cleaned and prepared to handle sea turtles, manatees and dolphins. There are as many as 5,000 dolphins in the Gulf area between the Mississippi and Louisiana coasts and the oil rig, many giving birth right now.
"It's very bad timing," Solangi said. "We're going to have a lot of babies here. We're looking at a colossal tragedy."
First bird rescued, cleaned, and treated
#81677
World Daily News / Re: Oil Spill in the US
May 03, 2010, 08:18:01 AMQuote from: chicogon on May 03, 2010, 02:58:56 AM
Basin dugay na na giihaw kay sa Exxon Valdez paman cguro na na oil spill, bwahehehe. Aw, sakto ba Hubs?
He he, sakto. Stock photo man ni. Maoy gipili kay photogenic jamo dinhi ang bird victim...
#81679
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
May 03, 2010, 07:45:30 AM
MIA sauna, karon NAIA na!
#81680
Health and Food / Re: Herbs for Tea
May 03, 2010, 07:43:04 AMQuote from: Scarb on May 03, 2010, 07:12:03 AM
LEMON BALM (Melissa officinalis L.)
Lemon balm leaves have a gentle lemon scent, related to mint.
Lemon balm is often used as a flavouring in herbal teas, both hot and iced, often in combination with other herbs such as spearmint.
It is also frequently paired with fruit dishes or candies.
The crushed leaves, when rubbed on the skin, are used as a repellant for mosquitos.
Lemon Balm is also used medicinally as a herbal tea, or in extract form.
It is claimed to have antibacterial, antiviral properties (it is effective against herpes simplex), and it is also used as a mild sedative or calming agent.
At least one study has found it to be effective at reducing stress.
For preparing tea of Lemon balm leaves, use only 2-3 teaspoons per cup, fill up with boiling water and let infuse for 10 minutes. To drink the waters, you should drink 3 cups a day.
www.enzo.lu/images/melisse.jpg
He he, salamat sa link to this authoritarian, este, authoritative website, Scarb...
#81681
Health and Food / Re: Herbs for Tea
May 03, 2010, 07:38:29 AM
Kini ang MINT nga angay sa mahilig og Bible study...
#81682
Health and Food / Re: Beware: you can have tapeworms and not know it!
May 03, 2010, 07:35:28 AM
Mao na ni ron. Unsa kaha kon bitok ang tambal sa allergy, unja kon modaghang na ang bitok, ang pangpurga maka-allergic! Patay!
#81683
Youtube Replay / Re: Waterbed!!!!!
May 03, 2010, 07:28:55 AMQuote from: Bambi on May 03, 2010, 05:50:45 AM
.oh s***
i miss our waterbed gjod....among gibaligya, ahong bana wa ganahi kay......
Bwahaha!
#81684
Help & Support / Re: ♥TB FestivaL Contest-3rd Year Anniversary♥
May 03, 2010, 07:24:28 AMQuote from: Scarb on May 03, 2010, 12:19:19 AM
@ Ann mao niy PURICO dear
and this is PERIKO or Parrots
He he, salamat sa visual aids, Ms. Scarbie. Picture sa salbahes nga pikoy na lang ang kuwang...
#81685
Health and Food / Re: Beware: you can have tapeworms and not know it!
May 02, 2010, 07:24:17 PMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 02, 2010, 06:19:35 AM
hala mo suway daw ko anang BIO SLIM!!! that might work with my problem!!! bahala sigi igit!!! basta dili tubol! hahahahahhahah!
Oi, makasamad gihapon ang igit!
#81686
Question and Answer / Re: Do you have any idea where you're going?
May 02, 2010, 07:18:31 PM
Huh? Wala ra ba...
#81687
Help & Support / Re: ♥TB FestivaL Contest-3rd Year Anniversary♥
May 02, 2010, 07:15:45 PMQuote from: Scarb on May 02, 2010, 07:06:41 PM
ASPO> anak sa pordoyng Onano
- amigas sa pangpang Oklahoma
ASPO - Ampay Sa Perikong Opaw
- perikong opaw nga malipajon
#81688
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
May 02, 2010, 07:06:30 PM
Patuga og kamatay
Monggos ra man diay...
Monggos ra man diay...
#81689
Family & Parenting / Re: Is Virginity A Must Until Nuptial Ceremony Is Over?
May 02, 2010, 07:03:34 PMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 02, 2010, 02:58:47 PM
jati mura man ug drama sa DYHP Hubs! hahahhahahhahha! pero abi nimo noh? tinuod baja jud ni! pero naa kay nakalimtan, NA WANG WANG na ang eardrum!nag ka buslot-buslot na ang nasal sinusis!! hahahahahha!
You must be thinking of Snow White--and her seven dwarfs! Bwahaha!
#81690
Help & Support / Re: ♥TB FestivaL Contest-3rd Year Anniversary♥
May 02, 2010, 07:00:56 PMQuote from: Scarb on May 02, 2010, 06:37:01 PMnga ang simod nangitag itoy ha ha ha
otan nga bunga sa nito ha ha ha
#81691
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
May 02, 2010, 06:58:35 PM
Ilupad ang panyong palaran paingon sa kapunawpunawan...
#81693
Jokes and Humor / Re: Rules For Newly Married
May 02, 2010, 04:17:16 PM
Bwahaha! Angay moapil dinhi sa TB ning bayhana!
#81694
Jokes and Humor / Re: Y2K
May 02, 2010, 04:07:43 PMQuote from: www.tubagbohol.com on May 01, 2010, 04:27:25 AM
Important Press Release:
The manufacturers of KY Jelly have announced that their product is
now fully Year 2000 compliant.
In the light of this they have now renamed it as: 'Y2KY Jelly'.
Said a spokesman: "The main benefit of this revision to our product is
that you can now insert four digits into your date instead of two".
Bwahaha! Greasy jud diay jamo!
#81695
Jokes and Humor / Re: List of The World's Shortest Books
May 02, 2010, 04:04:12 PM
Bwahaha. Most of these books must be made up of only the front and the back covers!
#81696
Question and Answer / Re: Sprite vs 7-up
May 02, 2010, 03:52:11 PM
Pwede ang Sprite gamiton pangpurga. Shake the newly-opened bottle dajon isuksok...
#81697
Help & Support / Re: ♥TB FestivaL Contest-3rd Year Anniversary♥
May 02, 2010, 03:46:32 PMQuote from: AsPo on May 02, 2010, 02:32:57 PM
hahahah
unja adto ipalupad sa lawod,inig ka hagbong lawod kan on dajon sa iho.
Basin dili kan-on sa iho, Asp, kay sila ra mang kaubanang manunukob...
(Bag-o na lagi atong binunjagan ron, unsa man ni, anak sa pobreng otan, he he)
#81698
Jokes and Humor / Re: Watch for Ice
May 02, 2010, 03:15:20 PM
It's a pity bears can't read... 
#81699
Jokes and Humor / Re: Threesome?
May 02, 2010, 03:11:14 PM
Banos-banos unta to sila, pero di na kahuwat ang usa...
#81700
Jokes and Humor / Re: Modern Nun
May 02, 2010, 03:03:59 PM
Bwahaha! Diri lang ko mokumpisal kay mahadlok ko mokumpisal sa pari!
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