Quote from: islander on May 06, 2010, 08:20:14 PM
asa ka part. gakuyog man lagi gihapon...
Bitaw no? Ilisdan na lang natog "From Here To Eternity"...
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#81501
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Till Death Do Us Part
May 08, 2010, 10:18:32 PMBitaw no? Ilisdan na lang natog "From Here To Eternity"...
#81504
Weird and Extreme / Re: Man Marries His Dying Cat
May 08, 2010, 10:07:57 PM
Bwahaha. This is one for the record. So far, uban mang klase sa mananap ang recorded nga gipakaslan...
from Wikipedia:
Historical cases of human-animal marriage:
Horse
In some parts of Celtic Ireland, kings (often called "sacred kings") had to wed the local goddess of the land. A druidess was usually chosen to represent the land goddess as the king's wife, but one king in Donegal married a horse, a representative of their local goddess.
May 1998 - The Jerry Springer Show had an episode titled "I Married a Horse!". The show was ultimately not aired by many stations on the planned date, apparently due to concerns about the acceptability of broadcasting an episode in which a man admitted to a long term emotional and sexual relationship of this kind. The man and his horse later participated in a British documentary on the subject.
In 2010, a lady named Chen in Beijing became engaged to a Shetland pony she named Alan. She met the pony while studying in England and despite objections from local immigration authorities, the animal followed her home and eventually she chose to marry him. Although not a fully fledged horse, Chen is quoted as saying that, "It's the team that matters. Where would The Beatles be without Ringo? If John got Yoko to play drums the history of music would be completely different" and in response to a question about Alan's attitude prior to meeting her, Chen quipped: "Why buy a book when you can join the library?".
Dog
June 2003 - a nine year old Indian girl of the Santal (or 'Santhal') tribe of Khanyhan, near Calcutta was formally married to a dog, in order to ward off a bad omen. The wedding was attended by more than one hundred guests, who danced to the beating of drums and drank home-made liquor. The girl told Western press, "I have no regret in marrying the dog Bacchan. I am fond of the dog who moves around our locality," and tribal elders added she was free to remarry in future as an adult.
November 2007 - A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death â€" an act he believes cursed him. Selvakumar, 33, told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years prior.
February 2009 - An infant boy was married off to his neighbors' dog in eastern India by villagers who said it will stop the groom from being killed by wild animals. The boy will still be able to marry a human bride in the future without filing for divorce.
Dolphin
December 2005 - forty-one-year-old Sharon Tendler of Great Britain unofficially married Cindy, a male dolphin held at the Dolphin Reef dolphinarium in Eilat, Israel, in a ceremony where she offered fish and the dolphin 'kissed' her. She had been visiting Cindy regularly for the past fifteen years. Tendler requested permission from the dolphin's trainer for the "wedding". The marriage, painted romantically by the media, was in her words considered "a bit of fun" after her friends joked about her being single at that age.
Goat
February 2006 - a Sudanese man, named Ahamed Budhallah, caught having sex with a neighbour's goat which was subsequently nicknamed Rose, was ordered by the council of elders to pay the neighbour a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($75) and marry the animal.
Snake
June 2006 - an Indian woman from Bhubaneswar, Orissa, allegedly "fell in love with a snake" and was married to it at a "traditional Hindu wedding celebrated by 2,000 guests". She claimed that a bond of understanding existed between the two. The woman had previously been ill, and recovered upon offering milk to the snake, at which time she fell in love. She later "converted to the animal-loving vegetarian Vaishnav sect whose local elders gave her permission to marry the cobra." An investigation by Harper's magazine journalist Mischa Berlinski suggests that the snake may not even exist at all and that the incident may have been stage-managed as part of a local power struggle between Vaishnav religious leaders.
from Wikipedia:
Historical cases of human-animal marriage:
Horse
In some parts of Celtic Ireland, kings (often called "sacred kings") had to wed the local goddess of the land. A druidess was usually chosen to represent the land goddess as the king's wife, but one king in Donegal married a horse, a representative of their local goddess.
May 1998 - The Jerry Springer Show had an episode titled "I Married a Horse!". The show was ultimately not aired by many stations on the planned date, apparently due to concerns about the acceptability of broadcasting an episode in which a man admitted to a long term emotional and sexual relationship of this kind. The man and his horse later participated in a British documentary on the subject.
In 2010, a lady named Chen in Beijing became engaged to a Shetland pony she named Alan. She met the pony while studying in England and despite objections from local immigration authorities, the animal followed her home and eventually she chose to marry him. Although not a fully fledged horse, Chen is quoted as saying that, "It's the team that matters. Where would The Beatles be without Ringo? If John got Yoko to play drums the history of music would be completely different" and in response to a question about Alan's attitude prior to meeting her, Chen quipped: "Why buy a book when you can join the library?".
Dog
June 2003 - a nine year old Indian girl of the Santal (or 'Santhal') tribe of Khanyhan, near Calcutta was formally married to a dog, in order to ward off a bad omen. The wedding was attended by more than one hundred guests, who danced to the beating of drums and drank home-made liquor. The girl told Western press, "I have no regret in marrying the dog Bacchan. I am fond of the dog who moves around our locality," and tribal elders added she was free to remarry in future as an adult.
November 2007 - A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death â€" an act he believes cursed him. Selvakumar, 33, told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years prior.
February 2009 - An infant boy was married off to his neighbors' dog in eastern India by villagers who said it will stop the groom from being killed by wild animals. The boy will still be able to marry a human bride in the future without filing for divorce.
Dolphin
December 2005 - forty-one-year-old Sharon Tendler of Great Britain unofficially married Cindy, a male dolphin held at the Dolphin Reef dolphinarium in Eilat, Israel, in a ceremony where she offered fish and the dolphin 'kissed' her. She had been visiting Cindy regularly for the past fifteen years. Tendler requested permission from the dolphin's trainer for the "wedding". The marriage, painted romantically by the media, was in her words considered "a bit of fun" after her friends joked about her being single at that age.
Goat
February 2006 - a Sudanese man, named Ahamed Budhallah, caught having sex with a neighbour's goat which was subsequently nicknamed Rose, was ordered by the council of elders to pay the neighbour a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($75) and marry the animal.
Snake
June 2006 - an Indian woman from Bhubaneswar, Orissa, allegedly "fell in love with a snake" and was married to it at a "traditional Hindu wedding celebrated by 2,000 guests". She claimed that a bond of understanding existed between the two. The woman had previously been ill, and recovered upon offering milk to the snake, at which time she fell in love. She later "converted to the animal-loving vegetarian Vaishnav sect whose local elders gave her permission to marry the cobra." An investigation by Harper's magazine journalist Mischa Berlinski suggests that the snake may not even exist at all and that the incident may have been stage-managed as part of a local power struggle between Vaishnav religious leaders.
#81506
Question and Answer / Re: Do you eat Carabao meat?
May 06, 2010, 06:36:51 PM
Ingon akong bayaw nga kabaw expert, baho kuno ang karne sa kabaw nga baje...
#81507
Philippine Education / Re: Congressman to HNU Students: Go out of the cocoons
May 06, 2010, 06:15:05 PM
Quotable quote:
Stepping stones, not stumbling blocks. Cool.
Quote from: Michael Ligalig on August 27, 2007, 04:32:14 PM
Chatto also explained that challenges should be considered as stepping stones, rather than stumbling blocks towards success.
"To attain success, one must always think positive, persevere and face every trial as opportunities to fly towards greater heights," he said.
Stepping stones, not stumbling blocks. Cool.
#81508
Family & Parenting / Re: Catch
May 06, 2010, 05:00:56 PM
Bwahaha, ninglugnot kaw wa kaginhawa...
#81510
Weird and Extreme / Re: Man files case for permanent erection
May 06, 2010, 04:25:16 PMDuha ka tuig! 24/7? Dili jud mohijos bisag ilambos? Ija na lang unta tong ginegosyo!
#81511
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
May 06, 2010, 04:19:49 PM
Unsa kaha tuod, nga nalisang man jud...
#81512
Health and Food / Lack of Sleep Linked to Early Death
May 06, 2010, 04:06:14 PM
Lack of sleep linked to early death: study
Wed May 5, 9:44 am ET
LONDON (AFP) â€" People who get less than six hours sleep per night have an increased risk of dying prematurely, researchers said on Wednesday.
Those who slumbered for less than that amount of time were 12 percent more likely to die early, though researchers also found a link between sleeping more than nine hours and premature death.
"If you sleep little, you can develop diabetes, obesity, hypertension and high cholesterol," Francesco Cappuccio, who led research on the subject at Britain's University of Warwick, told AFP.
The study, conducted with the Federico II University in Naples, Italy, aggregated decade-long studies from around the world involving more than 1.3 million people and found "unequivocal evidence of the direct link" between lack of sleep and premature death.
"We think that the relation between little sleep and illness is due to a series of hormonal and metabolical mechanisms," Cappuccio said.
The findings of the study were published in the Sleep journal.
Cappuccio believes the duration of sleep is a public health issue and should be considered as a behavioural risk factor by doctors.
"Society pushes us to sleep less and less," Cappuccio said, adding that about 20 percent of the population in the United States and Britain sleeps less than five hours.
Sleeping less than six hours is "more common amongst full-time workers, suggesting that it may be due to societal pressures for longer working hours and more shift work"
The study also found a link between sleeping more than nine hours per night and premature death, but Cappuccio said oversleeping is more likely to be an effect of illness, rather than a cause.
"Doctors never ask how much one sleeps, but that could be an indicator that something is wrong," said Cappuccio, who heads the Sleep, Health and Society Programme at the University of Warwick.
Research showed no adverse effects for those sleeping between six and eight hours per day.
Wed May 5, 9:44 am ET
LONDON (AFP) â€" People who get less than six hours sleep per night have an increased risk of dying prematurely, researchers said on Wednesday.
Those who slumbered for less than that amount of time were 12 percent more likely to die early, though researchers also found a link between sleeping more than nine hours and premature death.
"If you sleep little, you can develop diabetes, obesity, hypertension and high cholesterol," Francesco Cappuccio, who led research on the subject at Britain's University of Warwick, told AFP.
The study, conducted with the Federico II University in Naples, Italy, aggregated decade-long studies from around the world involving more than 1.3 million people and found "unequivocal evidence of the direct link" between lack of sleep and premature death.
"We think that the relation between little sleep and illness is due to a series of hormonal and metabolical mechanisms," Cappuccio said.
The findings of the study were published in the Sleep journal.
Cappuccio believes the duration of sleep is a public health issue and should be considered as a behavioural risk factor by doctors.
"Society pushes us to sleep less and less," Cappuccio said, adding that about 20 percent of the population in the United States and Britain sleeps less than five hours.
Sleeping less than six hours is "more common amongst full-time workers, suggesting that it may be due to societal pressures for longer working hours and more shift work"
The study also found a link between sleeping more than nine hours per night and premature death, but Cappuccio said oversleeping is more likely to be an effect of illness, rather than a cause.
"Doctors never ask how much one sleeps, but that could be an indicator that something is wrong," said Cappuccio, who heads the Sleep, Health and Society Programme at the University of Warwick.
Research showed no adverse effects for those sleeping between six and eight hours per day.
#81513
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
May 06, 2010, 01:13:11 PM
He he, daghan na man lang jud nga posts bahin sa mga tambok, niay usa nga makalingaw:
#81514
Health and Food / Re: Fat Middle-Aged Women are the Happiest
May 06, 2010, 10:41:34 AM
Kini effective ang pa-reduce, bisan tuod medjo dako-dako pa gihapon...
tv.yahoo.com
tv.yahoo.com
#81515
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: MGA PROJECTS NGA NA HIMO SA ATONG MAYOR PIEZAS (SULOD SA UNANG TERMINO)
May 06, 2010, 10:36:13 AMQuote from: glacier_71 on May 06, 2010, 10:21:38 AM
asa ra man tong ga-sugod aning thread nga wa may nabutang diri nga nahimong kaayohan sa IJANG mayor..?
Nangluod tingali tungod sa tulibagbag nga posts, o kaha tua nangitag kaayohan...
#81516
General Topic / Re: The Last Excuse of An Atheist
May 06, 2010, 10:19:02 AMQuote from: Scarb on May 06, 2010, 06:00:11 AM
Guten Appetit Bärchen!
(my 6666) and might my last post
Congats, Scarbchen! Next nga milestone imong ika-9999 nga post...
(Ajaw na lang panumbalinga ang 6969 kay delikado...)
#81517
Question and Answer / Re: Who Lies More, Men or Women?
May 06, 2010, 10:13:23 AM
Wa man tingali mapili sa laki ug baje, ang duha bakakon. They just lie about different things...
#81518
Philippine Daily News / Re: A New Rice Variety in the Philippines
May 06, 2010, 09:56:13 AM
Efficient methods of rainwater harvesting can be explored, too...
#81519
Introduce Yourself / Re: What is Your Present Profession?
May 06, 2010, 09:30:34 AMQuote from: glacier_71 on May 06, 2010, 04:16:03 AM
tig-ibot tawn og bungot...
Di ba per bungot man ang bayad, Bay Glace? Dili kana tawn-tawn lang. Hayahay pas pulis sa Pitogo nang trabahoa!
#81520
Question and Answer / Re: Who Lies More, Men or Women?
May 06, 2010, 09:06:23 AMQuote from: fdaray on May 06, 2010, 08:05:50 AM
Women lies more than men because they have two mouths.
Bwahaha, I'm not too sure about lying, but certainly mas mahilig silag kukabildo...
#81521
Philippine Daily News / Re: A New Rice Variety in the Philippines
May 06, 2010, 09:03:05 AM
Kamote na lang atong himoong staple food instead of rice. Healthy na, maka-generate pa ta og powerful source of energy. Ang angay imbentohon sa atong scientists, kanang handy and portable flatulence catcher...
#81522
LGU Philippines / Re: Lisoda ning pobre ta uy! Di lalim!!!
May 06, 2010, 08:50:21 AMQuote from: kalamay de bohol on May 06, 2010, 12:04:59 AM
luoy laman pod si Villar, di na mabawi ang billion nga gasto sa tv ads....ajo pa'y gipang apod apod toh niya sa mga pobre...mahimuslan pa tong kwartaha...hehehe
Quote from: ms da binsi on May 06, 2010, 01:42:11 AM
unsay gi apod apod sa mga pobre?? para ang mga pobre mosamut ka TAPULAN?mao bitaw na pobre kay tapulan! Dont get me wrong!!! wa juy tapulan nga nadatu!
Bwahaha! Rapid fire man dajon. Buak man pud atong bagol ani...
#81523
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: A Letter To The Municipality of Guindulman II (need your names)
May 06, 2010, 03:30:09 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 06, 2010, 03:01:58 AM
bwahahhahah!
Hubs!!!! nahuman na daw sha uZa ka mesteryo!!!!!
hahhahah!
He he, ambot lang kaha kon nakapanglimogmog na ba!
#81524
Philippine Daily News / Re: A New Rice Variety in the Philippines
May 06, 2010, 03:26:19 AM
Maghuwat ta ani kon kinsay modukdok!
#81525
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: A Letter To The Municipality of Guindulman II (need your names)
May 06, 2010, 02:51:50 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 06, 2010, 02:43:40 AM
BASI nangadye pa! whahahhahaahhaa!
Oi, nagluhod diay! Naghawok-hawok na diay ron!
#81526
World Daily News / Re: Muslim Face Veil Banned in Belgium
May 06, 2010, 02:48:23 AMQuote from: glacier_71 on May 06, 2010, 01:51:14 AM
angajan bitaw sa...ok ra ko ana. basta makita lang ang tibook nawong bahalag tabunan nang ubang bahin...total, kamao man tawn ta mo-imagine unsay luyo anang gitabonan...magdepende baya akong imaginasyon sa kanindoton sa nawong. ako ra ni ha. hahahha
He he, depende seguro sa baje, Bay Glace. Di ba naay uban nga ang nawong maoy mas angay tabonan.... Bwahaha!
#81527
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: A Letter To The Municipality of Guindulman II (need your names)
May 06, 2010, 02:42:27 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 06, 2010, 02:35:36 AM
dili!!! luhod dayun kiss! hahahah! tua na sad ning tukar na sad!!!
Ajaw klaroha, Ms. MDB, he he. Tua na, nisibat na hinuon si Ms. Barbie, este, Scarbie, bwahaha!...
#81528
Health and Food / Re: What does your sleep position reveal about your personality?
May 06, 2010, 02:38:00 AMQuote from: Raquelproud boholana on May 06, 2010, 02:18:02 AM
Ako kay tulo ko kaposisyon matug. Magsugod ko ug starfish,unya ug mahinanok na kay soldier,unya ug tugnawon kay permi man magpa ibabaw sa bed cover(dia ko moangay maghabol matug hehehe) mao inig kadlawon na gani foetus na ahong posistion.
Sakto bitaw, Raqz. You don't maintain the same position the whole night. Ambot lang sa uban.
Ako, I never use a blanket. If extra cold, I put the heater full blast. Kon super init, full pud ang AC. Nindot matulog in the altogether...
#81529
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: A Letter To The Municipality of Guindulman II (need your names)
May 06, 2010, 02:28:26 AMQuote from: Scarb on May 06, 2010, 02:23:08 AM
Tumpak-amen ko Lolo beh? yukbö !
Yukbo then kiss, he he...
#81530
LGU Philippines / Re: Erap ‘saddened’ by INC decision to endorse Noynoy
May 06, 2010, 02:25:50 AMQuote from: kan-ogong on May 06, 2010, 01:31:53 AM
gi endrose na sya sa una..gusto nya..siya pa gihapon karon?
Not to mention the fact that Erap is a sure loser this time...
#81531
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: A Letter To The Municipality of Guindulman II (need your names)
May 06, 2010, 02:19:55 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 06, 2010, 02:08:12 AM
Si Hubag nakamata sa ijang hinanok! nga unta natulog naman unta sha! hwahahhahahha! ning bangon ug nag dokdok! nag binnisaja nga nag lugos na sad noon ko ug sabut! hahahahahhahha!
Maajo ning lunsayng Binisaya para human dajon ang estorya! Para balik na pud ta sa jama2! Bwahaha.
#81532
Health and Food / Re: Fat Middle-Aged Women are the Happiest
May 06, 2010, 02:14:49 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 06, 2010, 02:11:23 AM
hahahhahaha! maka muot! sa una maikog baja na sila nako abi nila DEMURE ko! waaaaaaaahahhaha! kana usa kay mo hit hit man na kay gi prescribe sa ija doc! gipa hithit sad ko ug apil, naa gud ila mama sa atubangan namo! wahahahhahaha! pero usa ra ka higop! kay di ko magpaila ug todo nga naa sad koy pagka MOB MARLEY!!! hahahahhha!
He he, kanay sakto. Cool lang. Kay kon way nagbantay, pilahay ray pagbawi, bwahaha!
#81533
Youtube Replay / Re: Waterbed!!!!!
May 06, 2010, 02:12:01 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 04, 2010, 06:08:57 AM
di lagi jud kay ang imo lang tuhod daan inig luhod nimo di na magka balanse labi na ug mag sugod na kag mangusog mosamut ka dagko ang BAWOD! hahahahahha!
Quote from: janjan on May 04, 2010, 06:10:54 AM
ajo pa sa dagat mag shoot-shoot kay shoot gud deretso kay sa ani water bed
Bwahaha! Labi na kon ang lalaki dagaton, patay, kon kasukaon na, unsaon na lang nga magpabiling gahi si manoy!
#81534
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: A Letter To The Municipality of Guindulman II (need your names)
May 06, 2010, 02:01:47 AMQuote from: highblood on May 06, 2010, 12:51:00 AM
Alang sa tanan......murag dile maayo kining akong adlaw dah..nahighblood na gyud kog samot....
ang akoa lang nga dile unta nato i sabwag ning atong kaugalingong problema dire sa kawanangan, kay ngano?....dakong uwaw ni!!!!
Unang sayop: ang letter (acacia gi pamutol) gihubad sa ininglis! ug kini masabtan sa mga bana sa atong mga igsoon didto sa laing nasud. Dile ba uwaw nga mabulgar ang atong pagka amaw? Gikan sa Mayor sa lungsod hangtod sa mga taw(nga gasiga lang ang mga mata sa dihang gipamutol ang mga kahoy) parte sila sa destruction.... hangtud sa mga gabasa niini nga gasiga sad ang mata!
Salig ra ug dunay naka gamit sa ilang celphone sa pag kuhag video niadtong higayuna...o bisan unsang hulagway lang....wala!nangiyugpos lang!
Ikaduhang sayop: Gicompara na ta sa ubang mga dapit sa kalibutan sa ilang kaanindot ug pagkamabinantayon sa kalikopan. Iya tang gipatan aw sa link nga didto siya namuyo unya nindot kuno kaayo.....kana tungod kay dile sila mga amaw nga mamutol ug kakahoyan!
Wala ako malipay sa akong nabasa...labi kay gisudlan ug polika!
Dile sad ko motuo aning pirma2x,kay wala na kamoy mahimo niana....tungod kay kasagaran ninyo tua man sa laing nasud. Mas motuo pa hinuon ko ug makabasa kog balita nga adunay mga taw nga ming babag sa pag putol sa mga kakahoyan ug ilang gipanakbas usab ang mga nagpasipa sa nahisgotang mga kakahoyan.
Sa kataposan...ang sakto mao kini: Ang chainsaw operator nga namutol sa acacia, namatay! unya wala mahibaw-i ang sakit....Mao ra kini ag sakto kanato ang maligno,barang, ug ingkato.
Sa sunod ayaw nag ininglisa ang atong sentimento mahitungod niani arong dile ta maulawan sa mga banyaga......
250/150 na akong bp sa dugo!!!!
Miss Highblood, gusto kong masayod ka nga sa unang bahin, dili kaayo ko interesado niining maong tema--nahitabo lang nga niining taknaa nabasahan nako ang imong tampo. Mao nga palihog lang, ayaw laina pagsabot kining akong diyutayng panahom:
Sa imong punto nga maulaw ta sa ubang tawo sa kalibotan kay atong gi-Iningles ang atong kukabildo kabahin niining maong isyu, morag dili ako makadapig kanimo. Kanang imong pagpakabana kabahin sa kaulaw, "losing face" sa Iningles pa, morag dili angay ipatigbabaw, ilabi na kon kini itandi sa kahinungdanon sa ubang isyu nga nahilambigit dinhi.
Sa ikaduhang punto, nanimuyo na kita karon sa panahon nga ang kalibotan matawag nga kasilinganan lamang (global neighborhood). Kon atong tagoan ang atong kakulangan gikan sa mata sa kalibotan, sa kapulihay mahibiyaan kita sa dis-og sa buhilaman--kana kon dili man sa samang higayon makatagamtam kita sa hapdos nga panghimaraot.
Tinuod, adunay kapasikaran ang imong ginaingon nga angay tang maulaw. Apan sa susamang pagkaagi, kining maong kaulaw maoy angay nga magsugnib sa atong kaikag nga dili na mausab ang nagbuntaog nga kasaypanan nga nabuhat sa hingtungdan nga nangagamhanan sa Guindulman. Para nako, kon kinahanglan nga bation tag kaulaw aron lamang mapatunhay ang atong kalikopan, akong sagubangon kining maong kaulaw kay ang bugti niini mao ang kalamposan nga angay ikapasigarbo dili lang nganha sa ubang tawo sa kalibotan kon dili ngadto usab sa umaabot nga kaliwatan.
Kabahin sa uban pa nimong mga punto, wala magkulang ang akong pagsalig nga kini sila hingpit nga tubagon sa ubang miyembro sa Tubag Bohol.
Salamat sa imong pagpakabana.
#81535
LGU Philippines / Re: Jane Cajes Denies Vicky Belo Splurge; Cites Ex-Boyfriend's and Suitors' Kindness
May 06, 2010, 01:27:45 AMQuote from: Chongki on May 06, 2010, 12:30:09 AM
basig kanang pagtaas sa iyang ilong is because of her constant lying .... morag si pinocchio ba
Bwahaha! Double 3 points, Bay Chongks!
#81536
Health and Food / Re: Fat Middle-Aged Women are the Happiest
May 06, 2010, 01:22:17 AMQuote from: chicogon on May 06, 2010, 01:20:12 AM
Unsa ni bajeng ALIMANGO molakaw mokinto???
Mokinto kon lapwaan, Fr. Chic. Bwahaha!
#81537
Health and Food / Re: Fat Middle-Aged Women are the Happiest
May 06, 2010, 01:20:16 AMQuote from: Chongki on May 06, 2010, 12:49:14 AM
bitaw
Dili lang kay youngest, dako pa jud kaajog gintang...
#81538
LGU Philippines / Re: Erap ‘saddened’ by INC decision to endorse Noynoy
May 06, 2010, 01:17:04 AMQuote from: Brownman on May 06, 2010, 12:32:10 AM
The INC is the oldest home-grown Philippine Christian religious organization that operates independently of the Roman Catholic Church and the mainstream Protestant churches.
Hmm, an interesting (and by all appearances a Jesuitic) classification. The Philippine Independent Church antedated INC by a decade or so, and while Aglipayan liturgy and rubrics are undeniably Roman Catholic in form, the Aglipayan church cannot be said to be operating not independently of the Roman Catholic Church. One may wish to quibble on what constitutes "home-grown", though. This is what should prove interesting, if there are takers...
#81539
LGU Philippines / Re: Erap ‘saddened’ by INC decision to endorse Noynoy
May 06, 2010, 12:55:01 AMQuote from: Brownman on May 06, 2010, 12:32:10 AM
The former president however said that he respects the INC’s choice, and vowed to work harder during the last days of the campaign.
"I want to make it clear that I continue to recognize my indebtedness to them for having supported me throughout my political career," he said.
So what is he saying?
Oh, I just love how politicians talk, whatever their intellectual gifts are...
#81540
LGU Philippines / Re: Noynoy Aquino Gets Endorsement from Iglesia ni Kristo (INC)
May 06, 2010, 12:47:18 AM #81541
Health and Food / Re: Fat Middle-Aged Women are the Happiest
May 06, 2010, 12:44:12 AMQuote from: Michael Ligalig on May 05, 2010, 07:47:53 PM
Or this one:
He he, dili man ni sila fat, only present-day specimens of the Hottentot Venus!
#81542
Health and Food / Re: Fat Middle-Aged Women are the Happiest
May 06, 2010, 12:42:31 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 05, 2010, 10:54:41 PM
my stepdaughters Liz,36 and Deb,40 (puro gagmay)
Hala, mora lagig ikaw ang youngest diri!
#81543
Health and Food / Re: Fat Middle-Aged Women are the Happiest
May 06, 2010, 12:40:54 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 05, 2010, 11:10:45 PM
huy abi anko tulog na ka! hahaha
Bwahaha! Morag giatake kog insomnia. Lisod lagi ning middle-aged na ta, he he...
#81544
Health and Food / Re: Fat Middle-Aged Women are the Happiest
May 05, 2010, 11:08:41 PMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 05, 2010, 10:44:13 PM
I think this is true! almost all of my friends here are chubby and yes they are the happiest group of women i have ever meet! I went out with these big women last weekend for a BUS PARTY and OMG they are just fun to be with!
I learned it from the other thread nga people who consumed more sugar are happier than people who eats more protein.
I love cookies and ice cream and a little bit FAT, thats why im happy!
They look chubby maybe, but happy no doubt! Yes, the feast of life is a gift for everyone. Enjoy!
#81546
General Topic / Re: Church made into a home...
May 05, 2010, 05:36:32 PMQuote from: fdaray on May 05, 2010, 05:26:33 PM
hubag..., didto sa GErmany ang mga kalag maoy mga security guards.
Bitaw, Sir FD. Maajo gani nga mga kalag ang security guards para dili ta sudlon sa mga Satanista...
#81547
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
May 05, 2010, 05:31:04 PM
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.†--Paulo Coelho
#81549
Weird and Extreme / Re: 10 Most Poisonous Animals in the World
May 05, 2010, 03:50:29 PMQuote from: Scarb on May 04, 2010, 06:49:04 PM
sani man tan-aw nimo ana Asp? baki ang ulo?
Santisima! Baki nga makagagahom! Samot ka-espeso ang V&P ani!
#81550
Jokes and Humor / Re: 3 Corporate Lessons
May 05, 2010, 03:33:22 PM
Good lessons, yes, especially lesson #2...
#81551
Jokes and Humor / Re: Jane and Tarzan
May 05, 2010, 03:24:17 PM
Bwahaha! Mao diay mosyagit sa Tarzan inig-labyog sa bagon. Sa iyang "bagon" diay mohawid si Jane!
#81552
Jokes and Humor / Re: Worst Mistake on a Date
May 05, 2010, 03:18:59 PM
Bwahaha! Mas dako ra ba!
#81553
Jokes and Humor / Re: Turtle on a Golf Course
May 05, 2010, 03:04:41 PM
Bwahaha, bull's-eye! (Or should it be turtle's-ass?) Smiling ra ba jamo ang turtle, morag nahilangit...
#81554
Jokes and Humor / Re: Girls Can Be Naughty Sometimes
May 05, 2010, 02:58:19 PM
Bwahaha! Gamit kaayo ang ice!
#81556
Jokes and Humor / Re: Donation
May 05, 2010, 02:38:05 PM
Bwahaha! Di katingog si Inday basin mabugwak ang ijang giugom nga donation!
#81557
Jokes and Humor / Re: Tagalog terms you don't know it exist
May 05, 2010, 02:32:48 PMQuote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on May 04, 2010, 12:16:08 AM
4. Burnik - taeng sumabit sa buhok sa pwet madalas nararanasan ng mga taong nagti-tissue lamang pagkatapos tumae. ang Burnik ay mahirap alisin, lalo na kapag natuyo na ito. ipinapayo sa mga may Burnik na maligo na lamang upang ito'y maalis.
Ex. "Labs, alam ko kung anong kinain mo kanina!!!
Ngee! Bantog rang pait-pait! Bwahaha!
#81558
Jokes and Humor / Re: Rare Cactus
May 05, 2010, 02:27:06 PMQuote from: Scarb on May 04, 2010, 05:35:17 PM
Wla na juy pisik na, magsegi cguro ingon excuse Ma'äm-personal necessity !
Ang uza ky wlay buho sani man pod na ha? initiator? bag-idranan?
Naay buho, pero di makita kay natabonan. Paingon baja sa taas ang direksyon...
#81559
Jokes and Humor / Re: How to Tell that a Man is Still Single?
May 05, 2010, 02:23:00 PMDrowing ra man gud na, maong di ka katuo. Tan-awa ring picture jud...
Bwahaha!
#81560
Jokes and Humor / Re: How to Tell that a Man is Still Single?
May 05, 2010, 02:21:11 PM
He he, ingnon ta nga 3x a day, 10 minutes per session = 30 minutes a day x 20 years. Pwede na...
#81563
Jokes and Humor / Re: Will You Marry Me?
May 05, 2010, 02:12:21 PMQuote from: www.tubagbohol.com on May 05, 2010, 01:48:02 PM
Will You Marry Me?
Kinsa may nangamoral nilang duha?
#81564
Jokes and Humor / Re: Weird Method to Lose Weight Finally Revealed
May 05, 2010, 02:07:56 PM
Bwahaha! Weird tuod, pero 100% effective! Sa second day session, maniwang jud sijag likay. Pero kon masakpan, samot nga maniwang! Basin ma-ospital pa!
#81565
Jokes and Humor / Re: How to Tell that a Man is Still Single?
May 05, 2010, 01:59:45 PM
Bwahaha! Tingali kon medjo bata pa, dili pa klaro ang diperensya, gawas kon kugihan!
#81567
General Topic / Re: Fat
May 05, 2010, 01:23:11 PMQuote from: www.tubagbohol.com on May 05, 2010, 01:09:45 PM
How Not To Be Fat
Oi! Unbelieve-baboy! Matay, daghan na jud mga binuang nga images karon tungod aning Photoshop...
#81568
Philippine Daily News / Re: Jollibee Expands in China
May 05, 2010, 01:20:16 PMQuote from: jorgeanna on May 05, 2010, 01:12:03 PM
wala pa man.. hope magbutang sila sa Xiamen kay an hour away ra namo
He he, basin ma-compromise ang imong diet regimen...
#81569
Health and Food / Re: Does carrying a gene tied to obesity doom a teenager to becoming obese?
May 05, 2010, 01:17:30 PMQuote from: jorgeanna on May 05, 2010, 12:34:59 PM
di ba there is a saying nga kung gusto ka mahibaw kung mutambok ang baji inig minyo or magka-edad na (like 30's) just by looking at her mother?..........
He he, mao jud. I don't know about genes, pero sa akong observation, kon tambok ang nanay motambok pud ang anak nga baje. Di ba, it's more likely for lean mothers to have overweight daughters than for overweight mothers to have lean daughters? Inigkahamtong na, of course.
#81570
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Au Revoir
May 05, 2010, 01:08:10 PMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 05, 2010, 12:38:20 PM
way batasan!!! mura raman na ug uyo-an sa tapeworm oi! tan awa ang baba! hahahah!
gudnayt na jud!
Bwahaha! Sorry, I was hoping makit-an nimo inigkabuntag na! Good night!
#81571
Philippine Daily News / Re: Jollibee Expands in China
May 05, 2010, 01:05:08 PMQuote from: jorgeanna on May 05, 2010, 12:28:42 PM
ai abi nako sa Xiamen.........
Wala pa diay Jollibee diha sa Xiamen, Anne? I read somewhere that JFC is focusing on the China market...
#81573
Jokes and Humor / Re: Once Upon A Time
May 05, 2010, 12:08:21 PMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 05, 2010, 11:32:16 AM
mailhan man na Ging kay ig human daw nimo ug eat kay paghuton daw ka sa mga iro! hahahahha!
Paghoton ka kay manimaho man kang iro, he he.
#81574
Philippine Daily News / Re: Jollibee Expands in China
May 05, 2010, 12:05:07 PM
Good news! Dili na permi lang noodles si Bugsay!
Which reminds me. Ngano kahang wa na may posts si Bay Bugs?
Which reminds me. Ngano kahang wa na may posts si Bay Bugs?
#81575
Weird and Extreme / Re: Black Belter but Without Arms
May 05, 2010, 11:59:43 AM
Kanay payter!
#81576
LGU Philippines / Re: Jane Cajes Denies Vicky Belo Splurge; Cites Ex-Boyfriend's and Suitors' Kindness
May 05, 2010, 10:17:30 AMQuote from: AsPo on May 05, 2010, 10:05:22 AM
sama sa unsa hubs.ajaw lang lang nang mahilis sa laway.
Aw, di man hinuon mahilis, mahumok lang kadugayan!
#81577
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: MGA PROJECTS NGA NA HIMO SA ATONG MAYOR PIEZAS (SULOD SA UNANG TERMINO)
May 05, 2010, 10:10:56 AM
Kini, tinuod jud nga estorya. Ahong ig-agaw duha ka tuig sa Manila, pag-uli niadto sa balay, patuso-tuso pa nga wa na katultol. Nangutana pa kunohay, "Saan ba dito ang bahay ni Botoy?" Ninggawas bitaw among iro (Botoy pud ang ngalan) ug gibanghagan sija, nakasyagit lagig "Kolera! Wa na ka kaila naho, Toy?"
#81578
LGU Philippines / Re: Jane Cajes Denies Vicky Belo Splurge; Cites Ex-Boyfriend's and Suitors' Kindness
May 05, 2010, 10:02:27 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 05, 2010, 09:58:57 AM
waahahha!
na picture na jud nako Meow nga atong mga baba gigakot na ug tapeworm para maka pahuway ang mga jailguards ig ka gabii! hahahahhahhah!
Maajog tapeworm... Delikado kon lain ang ipansak sa injong mga baba, bwahaha!
#81579
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: MGA PROJECTS NGA NA HIMO SA ATONG MAYOR PIEZAS (SULOD SA UNANG TERMINO)
May 05, 2010, 09:59:02 AM
Naa man gani Bol-anon nga dugay na sa Manila nakalimot na kuno sa atong sinultihan, parehas aning usa ka eksena sa beach sa Laya, Baclayon:
Girl (nga dugay sa Manila): Ano ba yang bulaklak na itim? [Natunok bitaw...] Agoy, tujom man diayng jawaa!
Bwahaha!
Girl (nga dugay sa Manila): Ano ba yang bulaklak na itim? [Natunok bitaw...] Agoy, tujom man diayng jawaa!
Bwahaha!
#81580
LGU Philippines / Re: Jane Cajes Denies Vicky Belo Splurge; Cites Ex-Boyfriend's and Suitors' Kindness
May 05, 2010, 09:51:12 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 05, 2010, 08:09:17 AM
Arks ug ma priso man gani ta anih. bibo jud ang prisohan sa Bohol kay kada hapon sigi TAGAY! HAHAHAHAHAH!
Bisita nya ko ninyo, dala kog bahal!
#81581
LGU Philippines / Re: Noynoy Aquino is a Chain Smoker
May 05, 2010, 09:46:47 AM
He he, salbahis tong wit ni Churchill. Sama ani:
Lady Nancy Astor: If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!
Churchill: And if I were your husband I would drink it!
Bwahaha!
Lady Nancy Astor: If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!
Churchill: And if I were your husband I would drink it!
Bwahaha!
#81582
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: A Letter To The Municipality of Guindulman II (need your names)
May 05, 2010, 09:08:08 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 05, 2010, 09:02:53 AM
Zama nimo? hwahhaha!
Bwahaha. Former Bible student ra ko. Wa kasugakod, he he.
#81583
General Topic / Re: PRO and Amateurs Photography 101
May 05, 2010, 09:05:48 AMQuote from: Scarb on May 05, 2010, 08:46:21 AM
maajo unta ang tinuod nga lok-Oh wlay antiyohoz ky lisod nag mosangit nyahaha
He he, way antiyohos, pero tag-as og pilok! Bwahaha!
#81584
World Daily News / Re: New York Car Bomber an American Citizen with Pakistan Origin
May 05, 2010, 08:54:05 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 05, 2010, 01:51:07 AM
sus di naba kaha ni sinugo ni u-no-ho? the 9/11 conspirators? ambut nalang jud! kay para jud ipadayun ang guira sa gawas?
hunahunaa: hapit na i pull out ang mga military sa Mid east, so di kaha ni GIMMICK na sad?
IF I KNOW hmmm...
Bwahaha. Conspiracy theorists, unite!
#81585
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: A Letter To The Municipality of Guindulman II (need your names)
May 05, 2010, 08:51:26 AMQuote from: Scarb on May 05, 2010, 08:32:39 AM
Mag wang² dayon si Samuel Blibid adto nyahaha
Magbinut-an kog luhod ug zabat woi.,
Sabat jud, labi na kon naay Bible student nga moentra...
#81587
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: MGA PROJECTS NGA NA HIMO SA ATONG MAYOR PIEZAS (SULOD SA UNANG TERMINO)
May 05, 2010, 08:26:55 AMQuote from: glacier_71 on May 05, 2010, 05:46:43 AM
duna ba diay niingon diri nga walay nahimo nga kaayohan sa lungsod sa Guindulman ang IMONG MAYOR???
ang amo lang nganong gipaputol tong mga KAHOY nga ACACIA!!!!!!!!!!!?
Bwahaha! Nakahinumdom hinuon kos lalis nga akong nadunggan one time. Matod pas usa: "Kay niingon ba diay ko nga dili ka gwapa? Gwapa ka, oi. Ang akong giingon, baho kag bil*t!"
#81588
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: MGA PROJECTS NGA NA HIMO SA ATONG MAYOR PIEZAS (SULOD SA UNANG TERMINO)
May 05, 2010, 08:22:21 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 05, 2010, 03:44:39 AM
ajaw pokawa si Hubag kay naninanok pa to!
ahahhahaah!
Bwahaha! Bantog rang nag-nightmare ko, gidamay man diay ko diri. Imbis dili unta ko moapil ani nga topic...
#81589
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: A Letter To The Municipality of Guindulman II (need your names)
May 05, 2010, 08:11:44 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 05, 2010, 07:47:07 AM
I agree! bitaw Ruben, maajo pa mag start ka ug lain nga religion thread.
He he, and then, wa pa gani mapuno ang page 1, nagubot na ang thread kay gihugopan na sa los herejes!
#81590
Health and Food / Re: Beware: you can have tapeworms and not know it!
May 05, 2010, 08:05:37 AMQuote from: Scarb on May 05, 2010, 08:00:52 AM
Ikaw Master Huboi pag hinay² kaon karne woi,
dli tungod sa imong health nga Rheumahon nya ka
but as in pero bcoz ginadili ni Lord
Kaon nalang permi ug wati whahaha
It is said that God'sLove is wider than the ocean..unreachable than the horizon,
so so so,,HE wouldnt ever say I wont LoVâ,¬ you anymore simply bec. you eat meat my dearie !
He he, Scarb, unsa man pud tong moingon og "Eat my meat"?
#81591
LGU Philippines / Re: Noynoy Aquino is a Chain Smoker
May 05, 2010, 08:01:06 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 05, 2010, 07:40:41 AM
mura ba adtong mga HAREM! hwahahahhah!
Mora diay nig "bribe", nga sa Binisaya pa, PADANGOG! Bwahaha!
#81592
Health and Food / Re: Beware: you can have tapeworms and not know it!
May 05, 2010, 07:56:04 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 05, 2010, 07:48:04 AM
hahaha! haay ambut nalang jud!
na german na jud ang shalan!
Bwahaha! German na jamo nis Ms. Scarbie. Mao ni mahitabo kon alimango ang ka-schomoy!
#81593
Health and Food / Re: Beware: you can have tapeworms and not know it!
May 05, 2010, 07:52:53 AMQuote from: Scarb on May 05, 2010, 07:46:30 AM
Just bcoz mostly Christian eat "karne" does it mean we neglected
what our religion teaches us today and had been taught from God?
Schalan pod na kalakiha kon maohon ! yugA !
Bwahaha. The Carnivores Strike Back!
#81594
Health and Food / Re: Beware: you can have tapeworms and not know it!
May 05, 2010, 07:48:41 AMQuote from: Scarb on May 05, 2010, 07:40:26 AM
Practically ja, eating more Humba isnt dat good man but for heaven's sake
it doesnt mean we should not eat meat bcoz God prohibited as to do so..uhm
Pag jama² ajaw !
Bwahaha! That's the way to put it! Yes! For heaven's sake, what the hell! Edo, ergo sum! (Pwede pud sum, ego erdo!)
#81595
LGU Philippines / Re: Noynoy Aquino is a Chain Smoker
May 05, 2010, 07:39:57 AMQuote from: chicogon on May 05, 2010, 02:12:05 AM
DO NOT VOTE FOR PRESIDENT... IMORAL KANG DAKO!!!
Yum yum yum...
Bwahaha! Kon kini hinuon ang modagan pagka-presidente, dili lang kay akong botaran--mangampanya jud ko!
Fr. Chic, it's not too late! Chicogon for President in 2016!
#81596
LGU Philippines / Re: Noynoy Aquino is a Chain Smoker
May 05, 2010, 07:37:06 AMQuote from: jorgeanna on May 05, 2010, 01:28:12 AM
sa atoa kay mu-quote man sila dayon og verse sa bible hahaha
Dajon magtuo nga sakto sila abi kay nakasandal kuno sa Diyos! Kini jud hinuong quote-quote og verse sa Bible, nabatasan ni sa uban--bisan gani diri sa TB! As if it improves one's logic! Bwahaha!
#81597
LGU Philippines / Re: Noynoy Aquino is a Chain Smoker
May 05, 2010, 07:30:42 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 05, 2010, 01:11:36 AM
nag hisgut silag bad example! pero good example ra tong SK leader nga magpa gasto sa suitors! hahahhahaha!
Basin dili gifts ang tawag, basin considered as appearance fee! (Dili atubangon kon way dala.) Bwahaha!
#81598
LGU Philippines / Re: Noynoy Aquino is a Chain Smoker
May 05, 2010, 07:26:58 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on May 05, 2010, 01:08:54 AM
I agree with you Wolf! Si Obama kay smoker man sad, (and pot when he was young) does that mean he is not a good leader?
Si Churchill gani kay drunkard all his life...
#81599
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: A Letter To The Municipality of Guindulman II (need your names)
May 05, 2010, 07:15:46 AMQuote from: Scarb on May 05, 2010, 06:40:51 AM
Sani man na naa naman ky "thou shall not kill" ?
Acacia tree man ang gipoong..sowe ala ko ka getz-ajeje whaha³
Thou shalt not jaga2! Bwahaha!
#81600
Health and Food / Re: Beware: you can have tapeworms and not know it!
May 05, 2010, 06:46:24 AM
He he, music break sa ta!
This song is suddenly dedicated to those who want to go to heaven!
Heaven Is Wherever You Are
by Emerson Drive
The search has gone on through the ages
Searching for the Promised Land
The Lord said build up the pages
Preachers have taken their stand
So many hearts that was lost in the dark
Til I saw the light in your eyes
When I'm with you there's no doubt
That I found her at last
CHORUS
Heaven is wherever you are
It's not a faraway place
It's a state of the heart
So I look to the stars but I don't have to go that far
Heaven is wherever you are
I lay by your side in the moonlight
And wonder how a man could be so blessed
An angel like you holding me tight
You've chosen me above all the rest
You've shown me a path to a love everlasting
The answer to all my prayers
Everybody's dying to find it and we're already there
REPEAT CHORUS 2 TIMES
So I look to the stars but I don't have to go that far
Heaven is wherever you are
This song is suddenly dedicated to those who want to go to heaven!
Heaven Is Wherever You Are
by Emerson Drive
The search has gone on through the ages
Searching for the Promised Land
The Lord said build up the pages
Preachers have taken their stand
So many hearts that was lost in the dark
Til I saw the light in your eyes
When I'm with you there's no doubt
That I found her at last
CHORUS
Heaven is wherever you are
It's not a faraway place
It's a state of the heart
So I look to the stars but I don't have to go that far
Heaven is wherever you are
I lay by your side in the moonlight
And wonder how a man could be so blessed
An angel like you holding me tight
You've chosen me above all the rest
You've shown me a path to a love everlasting
The answer to all my prayers
Everybody's dying to find it and we're already there
REPEAT CHORUS 2 TIMES
So I look to the stars but I don't have to go that far
Heaven is wherever you are
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