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#81301
Question and Answer / Re: Do you eat frog's legs?
May 14, 2010, 04:34:57 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on May 14, 2010, 09:54:26 AM
dili man ko mokaon ug durian sa una...baho pa lang magsuka nako pero gi try jud nako ug tilaw kay ang akong parents ug brother cge man palit...tama jud ilang gi ingon nga "Durian: Smells like hell but taste like heaven"... mao na karon kung barato ang durian, cge pod ko kaon ang naka apan aning durian kay kung pasobrahan, highblood jud labas ani... aphrodisiac man ning durian...pampainit sa lawas... hehehehe

Aphrodisiac? Mao ba? He he, di bale na. Good old oysters na lang. ;D
#81302
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
May 14, 2010, 04:27:56 PM
Quote from: statesville on May 14, 2010, 09:22:46 AM
When you bury the hatchet, make sure it is not in your neighbor's head.
The hatchet may not be able to penetrate his thick skull. Aim for the neck instead. ;D
#81303
Quote from: Chongki on May 14, 2010, 09:54:47 AM
bai hubz morag naay red tide na hinoon ;D

Bwahaha! Magkamuritsing diay ta ani! ;D
#81304
General Topic / Re: The World of Fantasy
May 14, 2010, 09:50:25 AM
Quote from: statesville on May 14, 2010, 09:45:31 AM
Kadaghan ba aning baki, hahahaha

<img src="http://www.talariaenterprises.com/images/6927b.jpg">

Ka-kyut sa mga kokak! Labi na ang naghigda nga nanampiling! ;D
#81305
Question and Answer / Re: Do you eat frog's legs?
May 14, 2010, 09:45:46 AM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on May 14, 2010, 09:37:58 AM
nyahahaha....d ko oie...tama na tong natilawan nakong exotic foods...

Bwahaha! Pero maayo ka kay makakaon kag durian, ako tawon bisag unsaon, modigwa jud ko... ;D
#81306
Quote from: Candijaynon on May 14, 2010, 09:06:27 AM
Pastilan adulterated na na siya Manoy uy. Nasobrahan pa jud ug color. Perting hubaga na hinuon.

Bwahaha! Mora na bitaw og gimakmak ni Pakyaw! Nagtuon pa man gud ko og photo-editing, Day Candz, he he.

Oi, nabanhaw lagi ka? Human nag pangampanya? Unja, daog imong manok? Joke3 ;D
#81307
Quote from: evanfrance on May 14, 2010, 01:25:08 AM
You started the topic in English, you reply in Visayan. I am sorry to disturb the audience lol!! I didn't know this forum is reserved to locals only.I am going back to read only mode..

No, this forum isn't reserved to "locals" only. And please, you're not disturbing anyone at all, if you ask me. We simply shift from English to Binisaya as a matter of habit, and we do it as naturally as a seasoned streetwalker would approach a potential customer. We have some Tagalog, too, and Waray and Ilonggo, and a smattering of foreign languages every now and then.

And yes, I can only agree with you that in most likelihood, the French government simply wants to cash in on this lucrative industry.
#81308



Atong koloran og gamay bi, para mosamot kalami...





;D


#81309
Quote from: Lorenzo on May 14, 2010, 08:33:07 AM
hahaha, then that makes two of us, Hubag. Sige, you make snow angels, and i'll make us a snow igloo.

Bwahaha, right. But then there you go. You're still the utilitarian one... ;D
#81310
Photos Unlimited / Re: super-cute animals here!
May 14, 2010, 08:24:31 AM
Quote from: AsPo on May 14, 2010, 06:12:23 AM
aguy na unsa naka?naka gets ko.hhahhaahah
ang cute mo talaga.

Bwahaha! Ayaw patuo anang Kerstin, Asp. Nanagat ra na sija samtang nagsarapsarap sa mga isla sa world of fantasy, he he.

Atong pukawon, basin mao pay pag-inom nijag tubig dusa matulog...

Kerst, where are you? Dali kay malinawon ang lim-aw, way nagtungkawo nga baki. ;D
#81311
Photos Unlimited / Re: super-cute animals here!
May 14, 2010, 08:18:44 AM
Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2010, 11:03:34 PM
Nahala para kang Spartan na lang..!

hahaha gigitik ko nimo Manoi ..!

Bwahaha! Akoy gigitik! Magtiniil na lang kaha ko! Or more correctly, magkinamot! Bwahaha! ;D
#81312
“When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels”. --Author Unknown

I will always choose to make snow angels not because others are willing to shovel for me (and they do) but because I really love making snow angels.

;D
#81313
General Topic / Re: The World of Fantasy
May 13, 2010, 11:10:46 PM




#81314
Jokes and Humor / Re: Love Promise Jud
May 13, 2010, 11:02:00 PM
Love promise jud, ang akong laway molawot lang kon ikaw ang wilikan! ;D
#81315
Photos Unlimited / Re: super-cute animals here!
May 13, 2010, 10:59:26 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2010, 10:55:27 PM
Aw ang laing pinuti nimo para lang sa Island meermaid na?  ;D

Bwahaha! I don't get you, girl!

Ang lain kay dili man pinuti, dumpol man... ;D
#81316
Photos Unlimited / Re: super-cute animals here!
May 13, 2010, 10:53:38 PM
Quote from: AsPo on May 13, 2010, 10:49:50 PM
paksiwa lang hubs,daghana ang suka aron mokojos pati itlog.
hahhaha

Bwahaha. Kana kon naay itlog... ;D
#81317
Photos Unlimited / Re: super-cute animals here!
May 13, 2010, 10:51:25 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2010, 10:48:43 PM
Naa juy matuhog diay ron? Talinis ra ba na imo pinuti no? hahaha

Ang pinuti nga para sa mga baki maoy talinis, he he... ;D
#81318
Photos Unlimited / Re: super-cute animals here!
May 13, 2010, 10:48:40 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2010, 10:41:04 PM
ambakan diay na sija? morag trampolin?

He he, depende kinsay moambak... ;D
#81319
Photos Unlimited / Re: super-cute animals here!
May 13, 2010, 10:47:15 PM
Quote from: AsPo on May 13, 2010, 10:37:21 PM
bantay lang hubs kay unja maambakan ka.murag trip raba jod ka nija ambakan.

Aw, kon ija kong ambakan, naa juy barbecued frog, bwahaha! ;D
#81320
Quote from: ms da binsi on May 13, 2010, 09:44:18 PM

bwahahhahaha! sigi lang ato lang sad ibutang sa category si Nilo! hahahahhahha! ;D


Bwahaha! Good idea. Basin with their combined IQs they will qualify as one human being! ;D
#81321
Photos Unlimited / Re: super-cute animals here!
May 13, 2010, 10:32:39 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on May 13, 2010, 09:38:14 PM
Bwahahaha mag karaw karaw maong uZa ra?

Mabuhi og balik kay naay baki nga nag-ambak-ambak! Bwahaha! ;D
#81322
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: When I Think of You
May 13, 2010, 10:29:44 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2010, 10:26:10 PM
Beardy Ribbit..khookahk !



Beardy nga way angay, he he. Oi, come to think of it, basin mao ni ang missing link, bwahaha! ;D
#81323
Quote from: ms da binsi on May 13, 2010, 10:10:31 PM

tinuod Glace kay some people are so selfish. i think ending my life for illness is one example of a selfless person. Di jud ko gusto nga naay mag antus nako. Thats how i love my people around me jud. Just my 1 cent.

gawas pa sad, going into all kinds of treatment eg chemo of whatever, maka maut jud sa hitsura Glace! hahahahha! I DONT WANT TO DIE UGLY! ;D

Kahinumdom man lang pud tang James Dean who was supposed to have said something like, "Live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse."  ;D
#81324
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: When I Think of You
May 13, 2010, 10:19:59 PM

Paspasa ninyo mo-post, oi! Di man ko kaapas! Kokak, kokak!

Ribbit, ribbit! (Atong maninglison para masabtan sa mga US-"educated", bwahaha!) ;D
#81325
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
May 13, 2010, 10:13:54 PM
Bungoton usahay, buringog kanunay! ;D
#81326
Jokes and Humor / Re: Love Promise Jud
May 13, 2010, 10:02:48 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2010, 09:46:58 PM
Morag ing ana man ngale na basta crossbrid
> Neanderthal and Homo Sapiens plus GoRiLLa DNA?

ha ha ha  gitika ko Manoy..!

Bwahaha!

A blathering mongrel wherein the gorilla DNA is dominant in both physiognomy and cranial capacity, bwahaha! ;D
#81327
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
May 13, 2010, 09:48:29 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on May 13, 2010, 09:42:27 PM
baki nga nasagula'g neanderthal? ;D

Bwa ha ha ha! ;D
#81328
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: When I Think of You
May 13, 2010, 09:42:44 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on May 13, 2010, 09:33:31 PM
Bwahahaha ang duha nagkatakdo napod ang katralala pes peps !

Bwahaha!

Happy, happy days are here again!
Tralala, tralala...
Because Kamprag is croaking again!
Tralala, tralala...

;D
#81329
Jokes and Humor / Re: Love Promise Jud
May 13, 2010, 09:33:37 PM

Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2010, 09:21:07 PM
ha ha ha sa laktod nga pagkasulti > aron ingnon !

Klaro ra ba nga educated beyond his intelligence, bwahaha! ;D
#81330
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: When I Think of You
May 13, 2010, 09:30:11 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2010, 09:23:14 PM
tago ug ayo sa Sardinians Island,,most precisely in UalaP ah ha ha

Bwahaha! Mawilikan jud ta ani sa Frigginfrog! Patay tanan, hasta beetles! ;D
#81331
Quote from: Chongki on May 13, 2010, 06:46:15 PM
ishare bai hubz .... edaran pod ko  ;D

He he, basin tungod kay apil tanan, way giliatan, Bay Chonks... ;D
#81332
Jokes and Humor / Re: Love Promise Jud
May 13, 2010, 08:57:16 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2010, 07:38:34 PM
Broken promises and broken dreams thats what you are..!

Sad movies always makes me cry, LoL !

Bwahaha! Cry me a river, because a river runs throught it!

Maajo na lang ning maghinanggaw ta diri kaysa atong gamiton ning forum isip study group (unja dajon magpasiatab, bwahaha, kaluoy pud...)! ;D 
#81333
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: When I Think of You
May 13, 2010, 08:48:44 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2010, 07:17:08 PM
I think of your laway that im scared of..  :P

Ah, ang V&P, agoi! Nagwilik na ra ba pud, bikog maajo tali magtakuban ta, he he,... ;D
#81334
Weird and Extreme / Re: Man Marries His Dying Cat
May 13, 2010, 08:40:01 PM
Quote from: you-in-me on May 13, 2010, 07:55:15 PM
     ;D ;D ;D normal tan-awon? mau ni ang pinaka ka hadlok! :o :o :o

Normal tan-awon, pero mailhan nga naay gamay kon paminawon, labi na kon imong tubayan, bwahaha! ;D
#81335
Question and Answer / Re: Do you eat frog's legs?
May 13, 2010, 08:34:29 PM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on May 13, 2010, 07:30:04 PM
nakatilaw nako ug adobong baki, rabbit stew, dolon (locust) even sawa...tilaw tilaw lang ko para dili pod ko ma ignorante ug mga exotic foods...

Tilaw pud og uban pang exotic food, Ms. Lolla, such as wati, iring, anay (termites), uk-ok, chilled fresh monkey brain... ;D
#81336
Photos Unlimited / Re: super-cute animals here!
May 13, 2010, 08:12:18 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2010, 07:33:29 PM
yeah ,,! the world of net isnt a merely paste and copy procedure,
we must read too so that we can compete with the most knowledgeable Dinos. ;D

You have just started your way to exploration little froggy,while the dinos are now fossils,
that means___?  ahead ..ahead..!

Bwahaha! Thanks, Ms. Kerst, bahakhak ko diwe! Night At The Museum diay ni ron! ;D
#81337
Photos Unlimited / Re: super-cute animals here!
May 13, 2010, 07:22:14 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2010, 07:06:48 PM
Obviously he likes to read > good taste. ;)



Oops! Take it easy, little froggy. There's nothing more pathetic than a frog educated beyond his intelligence... ;D
#81338

Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2010, 06:51:38 PM


Blue and black poison dart frog.



This one is a pink and black poison dart chameleon frog, he he. ;D

#81339
General Topic / Re: The World of Fantasy
May 13, 2010, 07:01:30 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2010, 06:43:47 PM


snow white and the seven frogs, ajeje kokak... ;D
#81341
General Topic / Re: The World of Fantasy
May 13, 2010, 06:50:29 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2010, 06:41:57 PM
you are mine and im yours, oh baby baby  ;D



how so very cute! yehey! kokak! ;D
#81344
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
May 13, 2010, 06:28:22 PM
gitilapan sa makahilong baki
#81345
Weird and Extreme / Re: Man Marries His Dying Cat
May 13, 2010, 06:18:10 PM
Quote from: vrglguapo on May 12, 2010, 05:51:32 AM
Those who are more deadly and dangerous psychos are those that pretend to be normal..they are like wolf in sheeps clothing ready to devour ther next victim..

Even more dangerous are those who believe they are normal when everyone else thinks otherwise.
#81346
Inspiration & Hope / Re: How To Stay Young
May 13, 2010, 06:05:20 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on March 10, 2010, 12:07:10 AM


i ever think of that! o yeah i never heard of an OVERDOSE SMILE!

LIKE IT!

How to stay young? Keep smilin'!



;D
#81347
Vive la France! Vive prostituées! ;D
#81348
Question and Answer / Re: Do you eat frog's legs?
May 13, 2010, 02:29:29 PM
Quote from: jorgeanna on May 13, 2010, 02:06:12 PM
sa akong nahibaw-an gyud kay turtle ang tambal sa hubak... sauna, mangadto pa mi sa Loon kay ang lola sa akong tio joseph kay mananambal man unya turle iyang sige ipakaon sa sister nako. kalooy sa dios, nawala gyud iyang hubak.

Ang ako pud nga nahibaw-an sa turtle kay tambal kuno sa erectile dysfunction. Aw, pawikan man diay tingali to...
#81349
Quote from: ms da binsi on May 13, 2010, 12:13:15 AM

bwahahhaahha!

i jsut love you Hubs!!! maajo kaajo ka mobasa sa akong mind!!!

kantahan tika ug CAN YOU READ MY MIND ha? hahahahhaha!

Bwahaha!

Ajaw lang tawon, kay usa ray SUPERMAN diri sa TB. I'm sure that in this regard you can read my mind, bwahaha! ;D
#81350
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on May 12, 2010, 10:36:00 PM
Naay anak ug politician sa amoa nga mosegi ug ingon namo ug di pansinon ug "Gasalig mo kay gwapa ko, gasalig mo kay dato ko. Very annoying jud tong bataa to.

Annoying jud tinuod. Ang nadunggan nakong version kay, "Maayo mo, dato mi, kami tawon, pobre mo..."! ;D
#81351
Quote from: AsPo on May 13, 2010, 02:11:53 PM
basaha ako pm

He he, thanks. Bull(frog)'s-eye! ;D
#81352
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
May 13, 2010, 02:14:10 PM
Cura te ipsum.
#81353
Quote from: AsPo on May 13, 2010, 09:46:44 AM

aguy nakalabay napod ko sa dan ang giagian sa baki.perting kanta.unja kay feeling SM, raba siya.

Unsay feeling SM, Asp? Kining edad-edaran na ta wa na tay hanaw sa new expressions...
#81354
Quote from: statesville on May 13, 2010, 04:13:28 AM
Hubag kabus-ok ug paa sa  imong sud-an nga baki, hehehe

<img src="http://kpa62.tripod.com/33LFrog.gif">

He he, morag paa sa body-builder... ;D
#81355
Question and Answer / Re: Do you eat frog's legs?
May 13, 2010, 01:49:22 PM
Quote from: AsPo on May 13, 2010, 10:57:26 AM
anne maayo daw sa health nimng baki.sa hubak.isagol man gani sa lugaw sa mga insek.pwede pod steam w/garlic.mahal raba dire ang baki.

Di ba tiki man tong para tambal sa hubak, Asp? Apil pud diay ang baki? Matay, versatile jud diay ning baki, no? Kokak! ;D
#81356
Question and Answer / Re: Do you eat frog's legs?
May 13, 2010, 01:46:48 PM
Quote from: jorgeanna on May 13, 2010, 01:31:52 PM
the reasons stated in this article are very valid reasons why we shouldn't eat frogs...

Aw, he he, I thought it's something about frog meat being hazardous to our health. But, yes, eating frog meat at present consumption levels may prove to indeed be eventually hazardous to the well-being of mankind in general, as the article says...
#81357
Facts and Trivia / Re: LAST NAME GAME
May 13, 2010, 01:37:55 PM
1. Last Name: ............ Bohol
2.  A Boys name:........Botoy
3. A 4 Letter Word.... Blat
4. A Girls name :......... Bilay
5. An occupation: ....... Butakal
6. A color:…..................Bakiki
7. Something you wear:..Bahag
8. Beverage:...................Bahal
9. A food.........................Buwadsanga
10. A place.................. Bool
11. Something you shout.....Bilatsyang ina!
12. Something you find in the bathroom...Bowbow


;D
#81358
Health and Food / Have you tasted this delicacy?
May 13, 2010, 01:15:45 PM


Pastilan! Kalami tagamtamon! Magsinaw jud ang imong simod! ;D

#81359
Question and Answer / Re: Do you eat frog's legs?
May 13, 2010, 01:10:03 PM
Quote from: vrglguapo on May 13, 2010, 12:47:35 PM
naka kaon na ko ug frog legs sa una sa Manila pero wala namo e sud-an,pang pulutan lang.ok man sad ug walay lain...

Lami ang baki nga deep fried with a lot of garlic. Then with ginebra...init dayon ang lawas! ;D
#81360
Question and Answer / Re: Do you eat frog's legs?
May 13, 2010, 11:52:46 AM
Quote from: lindy on May 13, 2010, 11:36:26 AM
Unsa man diay kalainan sa baki,manok, baboy ug uban pa diha. Sa pagkatinuod lang ang baki walay tambok, leanmeat, parehas ug rabbit.Anga pangalan lang nga baki.Kauban rani sila sa alimango, awang, halwan o unsa pa diha nga makita nimo sa basakan.

Lami jud ang baki. Ang baki mokaon man gani pud og baki. Cannibal frog... ;D
#81361
Jokes and Humor / Re: Maka-panuhot...
May 13, 2010, 11:49:00 AM
Quote from: alycxs on May 13, 2010, 10:30:58 AM
I usually have a pretty strong stomach but the thought of drinking pee in the morning is making me sick. Murag, i-reserve lang ni nako sa survival time.  :-X

More power to those people who can make this work for them. 

Quote from: statesville on May 13, 2010, 10:38:54 AM
Uy, ngek, bahala ka dinha di gyud noon ko moinom anang imong special offer
     nah manimaho man sad tang angso anah, hahahahaha

<img src="http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/UNC/UNC338/u15403331.jpg">

Mora ra man kunog lasa sa beer... ;D
#81362
Quote from: AsPo on May 13, 2010, 11:03:15 AM
bwahaaaaaa
basin noon mahilom kay bug-at ang ulo,bug-at pod ang itlog.

Maajo unta. Hapit na ko mabungow sa alingugngog! Naa pa ra bay tingog nag tagling, morag gihibut-an... ;D
#81363
Jokes and Humor / Re: Will You Marry Me?
May 13, 2010, 11:41:31 AM
Quote from: statesville on May 13, 2010, 11:06:53 AM
Kanang sobra katambok usually ilang kamot dili kaabot sa ilang lobot
looy baya ang mga nursing assistant kay  magpailo na sila kay dili
maabot kono, well how they do it at home?
Ang mga OT (Occupational Therapist) motrain ana
    nila unsaon paghygiene with the use of
    a tong; laing gamit sa tong dili ra kay gamit sa pangluto
    pagbali sa pinirito or sinugba.  ;D

Hala, kalisod ba diay! Kon mag-self-help, maggamit pud og dughit! Bwahaha! ;D
#81364
Quote from: AsPo on May 13, 2010, 09:40:41 AM
bwahaaaaaaaaa
tiaw bay isugba ang itlog.
unsa may majo og kanang galaway og hagkot ato pakan-on og kinilaw itlog sa kabaw.

Nah, mosamot kagamhanan ang karaho! Dako nag ulo, modako pa jud ang itlog, bwahaha! ;D
#81365
Quote from: AsPo on May 13, 2010, 09:37:25 AM
pila man diay pod kaoras lat-anan/ajaw ko ingna nga 1week,lat-anan.

Depended sa edad sa kabaw, Asp. Depende pud sa sex. Aw, ang baje, dili lat-an og dugay, pero kinahanglan ilis-ilisan daw ang tubig hangtod mawala ang strong smell, he he. ;D
#81366
Question and Answer / Re: Do you eat frog's legs?
May 13, 2010, 10:29:34 AM
Quote from: Lollapalooza on May 13, 2010, 09:44:15 AM
nakatilaw nako once....taste like chicken pero d nako mo usab kay bisan pa ug mura'g manok ug lasa, mahunahuna-an jud nako nga baki akong gikaon... ;D ;D ;D

Bitaw, ang atong imagination maoy problema. Tiaw moy baki! Bwahaha! Kokak! ;D
#81367
Question and Answer / Re: Do you eat frog's legs?
May 13, 2010, 09:42:50 AM
Quote from: lindy on May 13, 2010, 09:18:03 AM
lami man gyud ning legs labi na kanang gipatung-an sa legs.

Bwahaha! Kining imong gihisgotan, Bay Linds, maoy kinaham kay lami kaayo unya dili pa jud mahurot... ;D
#81368
Question and Answer / Re: Do you eat frog's legs?
May 13, 2010, 09:17:14 AM
Quote from: statesville on May 13, 2010, 04:37:59 AM
Wa ko kasuway and I don't think I want to try
  nope, thanks anyway.. ;D
  paa ra sa manok akong hilig..hehehehe

Why not? Tastes like chicken, looks like chicken:


www.ka-soh.com


;D

#81369
Question and Answer / Re: Do you eat frog's legs?
May 13, 2010, 09:08:02 AM
Quote from: jorgeanna on May 12, 2010, 08:17:35 PM
eating frogs like adobong baki or frog soup is very popular diri sa Zhangzhou and all throughout china. a lot of my friends convinced me to taste it but dili gyud kaya sa sikmura nako. now, i have a very valid reason not to eat it...

Very valid reason? Unsa kaha? Please share, Anne, for the enlightenment of our frog's legs devotees here in TB... ;D
#81370
Jokes and Humor / Re: Maka-panuhot...
May 13, 2010, 08:37:34 AM

How to Drink Your Own Urine for Better Health

By AC Kirkland
www.ehow.com

I know it might sound like a joke, but in truth, URINE THERAPY is highly accepted 'alternative' healing therapy.

Urine, upon being dispelling from the body, is totally sterile and pure for up to 15 minutes time.

Urine consists of 95% of water, 2.5% of urea and the remaining 2.5% is a mixture of minerals , salts, hormones and enzymes.

While urea (the word urine comes from urea) can be poisonous if present in the bloodstream, it is safe in the way urine is used theaputically. In small amounts urea purifies and clears up excess mucus.

After blood is detoxified by the liver, it flows to the kidneys. The kidney's remove all vital residue from the blood, and filters out a surplus of water to form urine.

INSTRUCTIONS

Step 1

First, experience the benefits of urine topically. If you have a cut or a pimple for example, dab a little of your urine on the skin and let it dry. Repeat the application several times a day. Evaluate the effectiveness of the urine to the healing of the skin.

Step 2

Next, try tasting your urine. Do this as follows the first thing in the morning.

Take a clean clear glass 8-12 oz.

Expect to do the collection process as follows:

1. Pee for three to five seconds and stop. Do not collect this sample.
The first few seconds of the flow clean and steralize the urethra.

2. Position the glass to collect the urine. When the glass is full, pause again. Set the glass down. You have collected the morning midstream urine, which is the purest and most nutrient-rich urine of the day.

3. Finish empting your bladder completely.

Step 3

Now... you have 15 minutes to either use or dispose of the urine.

Take a small drink and swallow. If you are able to do so, drink the full glass - or as much as you can. Drink what you can and then toss the rest into the toilet.

Decide if you want to continue this therapy. Daily drinking is best. But always use the morning midstream method as described.

Cheers!

;D
#81371
cong RATS ;D
#81372
Quote from: way_paki on April 30, 2010, 12:20:19 PM
korek! it's useless to keep on fighting a losing battle. i-charge na lang tanan sa experience.. just like the lyrics of the song that says, "you made me stronger by breaking my heart"..

Usahay lang kay zero balance na... ;D
#81373
Quote from: AsPo on May 12, 2010, 07:52:29 PM
hala jan ,musuway ko  og kaon,kon naay mag ihaw sa amoa.

Tilaw sa sinugbang itlog sa kabaw, Asp, kay sumpa ni sa makahilong laway... ;D
#81374
Bisan sabaw makabughat? Na hala, simhoton na lang. Syarog makabughat gihapon...

Naa tingali English sa "bughat" kon naa puy English sa "bas-oy"... ;D
#81375
Quote from: fdaray on May 12, 2010, 09:36:29 PM
Lami ang sabaw nga karabao. Ang karneng kabaw dili pwede sa bag-ong nanganak kay makabughat.

Kon maohon, sabaw-sabaw lang diay una, Sir FD... ;D
#81376
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
May 12, 2010, 09:38:08 PM

Proud Mary keep on burnin'.
#81377
Quote from: islander on May 12, 2010, 08:51:35 PM
sail on, silver boy, sail on boy, your time has come to shine, bai hubag.  i chose to err on the side of shakespeare's contemporary, john donne.

"Nobilibusque trahunt, a cincto corde, veneum, succis et gemmis, et qual generosa, mimistrant ars et natura instillant.

Whence we can take a better argument, a clearer demonstration, that all the greatness of this world is built upon opinion of others and hath in itself no real being nor power of subsistence, than from the heart of man?"

                                                                                            (from Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions)

Jus vocis civilas otens.


Bwahaha! You seem to be immersed in the study of the metaphysical poets, Ms. Isle. I wonder if you're familiar with George Herbert's The Temple: Sacred Poems and Private Ejaculations... ;D
#81378
Quote from: Lollapalooza on May 12, 2010, 10:12:36 AM
sa makunsensya lang gud

Bwahaha! Matira ang matibay diay, Ms. Lolla. ;D
#81379
Quote from: Happy on May 12, 2010, 08:25:30 PM
Sus, naa jud koy kaila ingon ani.. manawag dugay mi human istorya, makatulgan nalang nako usahay, moingon ako pares nga kanindot kuno sa among convesation kay nagsige rako tando.. alangan diko sige tando nga di manko ka insert ug istorya... naa pay istorya sige balik balik, kada istorya balik ang history sa iyang kinabuhi, di maminaw kung ingnon nga kahibawo nako ana, moingn man noon, aw mao lagi nya sumpayan pa sa nakahibawo na pud ko mnga istorya.

unya kung ako turno tingog, kung naa koy isulti niya, moingon nga nakahinumdum daw siya, ako na siya nasultian.. tarong man diay ang memory, unya ug gikan niya ang istorya, di siya kahinumdum nga kadaghan na niya gibalikbalik... kapoy rapud..

Bwahaha! Paet. Nangita ra diay tog audience... ;D
#81380
Quote from: jorgeanna on May 12, 2010, 08:19:27 PM
tinood lami but personally, dili ko magpangita. mas mu-prefer pako og beef lol

Dili man tingali maglayo ang lasa, Anne. Ako dili man kamatikod sa kalainan.
#81381
Quote from: AsPo on May 12, 2010, 07:52:29 PM
hala jan ,musuway ko  og kaon,kon naay mag ihaw sa amoa.

Seguroa nga gilat-an ug dugay, Asp, basin mahingo kag di oras... ;D
#81382
Facts and Trivia / Re: Spot the FROG!
May 12, 2010, 08:27:35 PM
Quote from: AsPo on May 12, 2010, 07:48:58 PM
basin walay nisabat  pagkokak,murag nakalabay ko ganina sa baki,mao nilugpot nalang ko,kay murag naka wa sa lim-aw kay napagaw na pagkokak.

He he, nangugat bitaw, unja kon naay masipjat og sabat a-daginoton jud...
#81383
Question and Answer / Re: Do you eat frog's legs?
May 12, 2010, 08:21:26 PM
Quote from: jorgeanna on May 12, 2010, 08:17:35 PM
eating frogs like adobong baki or frog soup is very popular diri sa Zhangzhou and all throughout china. a lot of my friends convinced me to taste it but dili gyud kaya sa sikmura nako. now, i have a very valid reason not to eat it...

Bitaw, France, the US, and China are the greatest consumers of frog's legs.

He he, tingali, Anne, kon ginagmayon og hiwa unya dili na maklaro ang leg muscles, mokaon na jud tingali ka...

;D
#81384
Quote from: AsPo on May 12, 2010, 07:44:55 PM
bwahaaaaa
grabe ang powers diay anng bakia,murag panagsa na mokokak kay el nin`o pa.

Panagsa na lang unta bitaw, mao nga mora kog gikuninitan og pito-pito dihang nikalit lag alingugngog ang lim-aw... ;D
#81385
Question and Answer / Do you eat frog's legs?
May 12, 2010, 07:51:15 PM
If you do, maybe you should consider giving it up. According to recent studies, frog species are becoming extinct in alarming rates.

Here are excerpts from www.rt.com:

Who ate all the frogs?

Scientists have warned that the growing appetite for frog’s legs may lead to amphibians becoming extinct.



Eating frog’s legs may be a sign of sophistication and a mature palate, but the increasing fashion to consume the French delicacy throughout Europe and Asia has resulted in an alarming drop in numbers.

According to a study undertaken by scientists at the University of Adelaide, the annual global trade in amphibians is currently between 200 million and one billion. Scientists say this level of consumption has led to over 100 species of frogs becoming extinct â€" a number that could rise to 3,000 in the future.

Although increased human consumption is one factor contributing to the decline, the loss of habitat, polluted water and climate change are also aiding the dwindling number of frogs worldwide.

Professor Corey Bradshaw from the University of Adelaide says “frogs are already in a bad way throughout most parts of the world. He says: ”The main driver is certainly habitat loss; so we’re already dealing with a group that’s being hammered and we’re eating up to one billion frogs a year.“

Together with frogs being eaten to extinction, the trend of filling in ponds with concrete is wiping out frogs. Conservationist Andrew Barber from Cheshire has just been involved in a dispute with his local council to stop a pond from being replaced by a car park.

Barber said his family had been coming to the pond to watch the tadpoles and frogs “for three generations.” ”Destroying it would have a detrimental effect on morale of the community, not to mention the ecologic systems," he said.

Professor Bradshaw says people are unaware of the vital role frogs play in almost all eco-systems. He says steps are now needed to prevent what he describes as a “devastating chain-reaction”.
#81386
Naa pa man tingali daghan laing pagkaon, nganong kabaw man jud...
#81387
Quote from: AsPo on May 12, 2010, 07:01:06 PM

bwahaaaaa
baki imo sud-an hubs?diay bahalina diri,pangtunaw sa imo gikaon,kay dili raba lalim galingon  na sa imo tinae.

Wa jud madalag bahalina, Asp, nagrambol ning ahong tijan, nagsigi gihapon og kokak. Naa jud tingali birtud ning baki, tsk tsk tsk, mosukol bisag giusap na... ;D
#81388
Facts and Trivia / Re: Spot the FROG!
May 12, 2010, 07:08:53 PM
Quote from: AsPo on May 12, 2010, 06:36:27 PM
inig abli nako og naa ang baki ,maglikay jod ko.ari ko sa pilapil mag agi,kay aguy ang laway hagkot og ang kokak makabungow pa.

Ako kay pag-abli nakatayming sa baki nga nagsigeg kokak, nagpahipi lang ko unja naminaw sa pamasin nga hapsay na ang kinokakan. Pero paksit ko kay ang gipangkokak wa man lang gihapon magkadimao... ;D
#81389
Sad, too, that a bright 21-year-old girl, who has parents and a boyfriend to boot, should take her own life, while elsewhere in the world millions of people with much, much less are struggling to stay alive.
#81390
Facts and Trivia / Re: Spot the FROG!
May 12, 2010, 06:18:36 PM
Quote from: AsPo on May 12, 2010, 06:15:09 PM
hahhhah
abtik pa sa mata sa manatad.basta baki listo ko kaajo.

Bitaw. Listo jud ta kay kon dili, thank you jud ta sa hagkot nga laway. Bag-o lang patakag pangwilik ang kanahan... ;D
#81391
Travel and Tours / Re: help me! please....
May 12, 2010, 06:15:43 PM
You want to go to the US to see your boyfriend because that is the only way for you to prove that you love him? Who is asking for proof? Your boyfriend? Why? And why do you feel obliged to provide proof? Because you love him?

This is the most preposterous idea I've heard in a very long time. I hope you're just joking, Cebu girl.
#81392
Quote from: ms da binsi on May 12, 2010, 02:24:35 PM
taympa!!!balik ta sa TITLE beh!

naa man sad MR. ME ME ME ME ME and ONLY ME is the best.

Pwede pun-an? MR. ME ME ME ME ME and ONLY ME and all the reasonable versions thereof! Bwahaha! ;D
#81393
Belated birthday greetings, Willmerit! Swerte imong birthday ron kay atol sa eleksyon! ;D
#81394
Quote from: glacier_71 on April 27, 2010, 03:04:20 AM

i think of her whereabouts...

Tua tingali sa CR, he he... ;D
#81395
Quote from: bugsay on December 09, 2009, 02:11:04 PM
hmmm.. gi-induced akong misis, ako tua sa sinehan.....nagtan-aw ug sine kay pawa sa kulba...hehehe.

Unsang sineha to, Bay Bugs? Kadtong starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, "Junior"? Bwahaha! ;D
#81396
Facts and Trivia / Re: Spot the FROG!
May 12, 2010, 02:11:52 PM
Abtika ba nimog mata, Asp, basta baki nay hisgotan... ;D
#81397
Facts and Trivia / Re: Spot the FROG!
May 12, 2010, 02:08:17 PM
Quote from: AsPo on May 12, 2010, 01:41:50 PM
naa sa middle hubs

He he, bag-o lang mipatin-aw si Froggy, Asp... ;D
#81398
Quote from: ms da binsi on April 13, 2010, 09:26:53 AM
bugbog serado, murag nag pas-an ug Cruz??? hwahahhaha!

Bwahaha! Morag Neanderthal Man nga gisagpa sa saber-toothed tiger! ;D
#81399
#81400
Facts and Trivia / Spot the FROG!
May 12, 2010, 12:59:36 PM
How good is your eyesight? Can you spot the frog? Happy frog-hunting! ;D