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Quote from: fdaray on May 24, 2010, 08:18:11 AM
Do not get tired when you retire.

He he, ang nakaparat kay mo-retire na lang kay tired na...

Top 10 Silly Website Names
www.listverse.com

There are many legitimate sites that, on first reading, appear to be using rude domain names. Often it is not until you take a second look that you realise that they can also be innocent. This is the list of the top 10.

1. Whorepresents

A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com.

2. Expertsexchange

Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com.

3. Penisland

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net.

4. Therapistfinder

Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com.

5. Powergenitalia

Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com.

6. Molestationnursery

And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com.

7. Ipanywhere

If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com.

8. cummingfirst

Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com.

9. speedofart

Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com.

10. gotahoe

Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com.

What animal do you see?

Kini, luoy pud ang matador...


www.sportzfun.com

Naay bajay uban nga gusto unta magkaanak, pero di jud kahimo...

Quote from: grazie7y on May 23, 2010, 06:13:30 AM
Heart of the artichoke is the best part!

Part sa bangus nga lami jamo mao ang tijan!

This is just one of those moments waiting to happen in a form of entertainment that offers the danger of death as the main come-on.

If you would have people speak well of you, then do not speak well of yourself. --Blaise Pascal

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on May 23, 2010, 01:42:20 AM
Manulis gani dapat andam jud ug armalite kay way dag anan ang ninja basta bala nay hisgutan. hahahah

He he, basin student ninjas vs. amateur muggers ang nahitabo...

Quote from: glacier_71 on May 22, 2010, 08:52:47 PM
mao pod. kay og diha pay armalite o 9 mm tong mga tawhana, bawo bag di ba kaha pauwanan og bala tong mga ninjaha. hahaha...

Bisan gibawsan lang tog syagit a la Tarzan, basin mokaratil tong mga ninjaha...

Quote from: AsPo on May 22, 2010, 06:23:12 AM

He he, Asp, naa pay laing samples:

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Ambot lang kaha ang iring-iro kon matawag bag opposites...

Hahay, nia na puy tambaloslos nga nasaag diri! 

Quote from: you-in-me on May 21, 2010, 03:21:45 PM
    bitaw pud na. in life naa man jud tanan opposites...... happy-sad, joys-sorrows, rich-poor, tambok-niwang, langit-impyerno, etc...etc.... sakto pud!

Naa pay daghan, as in you & me, you-in-me & me-in-you, you-in-me & you-out-me, etc., etc...

Quote from: tohnichi007 on May 21, 2010, 08:32:52 PM
bantog ra galisud jud kog basa  LOL

He he, daghan na ta...

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 22, 2010, 02:49:58 AM
Hehehee! Diba si Nino Mulach tong bata sa MILO sauna?

Di ba to Milkmaid?

Tan-awa si Inday nga sa tumang kalipay
Nagtabisay ang didto sa ubos nga laway.
Tan-awa pud si Ondoy bisan nagsumparay
Naningkamot nga si Inday dili magmahay.

Quote from: rogamz on May 22, 2010, 05:32:19 AM

5.Your brain is mostly made up of water, thus drinking water helps you think better.

Mao ba? Well, for sure it makes the brain even more watery, nga sa ato pa, mosamot kalasaw, bwahaha!

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 22, 2010, 02:18:47 AM
Near na gyud, nga dili na presidente si Gloria AYYOKO nah!

Nah, daghan jud sa gipangtudlo ni Gloria ang nagkabuang na ron pangsipsip sa umaabot nga administrasyon!

Pwede pud ang 50-peso bill ang lahi, kay si Osmeña ray kahibawo mo-Binisaya...

Hik, hik... Tagay pa!

Here's to the wound that never heals
The more you rub it the better it feels
And all the soap this side of hell
Won’t wash away that fishy smell...

Quote from: Dhamphire on May 22, 2010, 03:00:10 AM
Kabaga ra ug dagway sa inatay.... miresi

He he, morag tininuod man jamo ning imong kalagot, Dhamp...

Sa gamay pa ko dihay tiguwang nga close sa among family, niwang tuod siya pero abtik. Maligo to siya once a year ra, atol sa Biyernes Santo. Nadungog man to siya nga naay dagon. He was still very healthy when I left our place pag high-school nako. (He was 80+ na by then.)

I can only foresee how his stature will interfere with his studies. But in all fairness he should give it a try. As it is, his decision can easily be viewed as an exercise of the prerogatives of fame and fortune and not as an expression of his desire to get formal education.

Sabagay, Fr. Chic, tiaw moy masulti nga "one of the greatest boxers in history was a university graduate"? Cool.

(Nauna lang hinuon ang pagka-boxer, he he.)

Nindot pud tong mga TV ads a RTO kaniadto...

Ug samtang kita nagsapinday-sapinday,
ipasulbong nato ang atong talidhay
nga inubanan sa atong mga garay...

Ugok pud tawhaha kay iyang kaugalingong phone ang gigamit. Sakpan hinuon. Gikawat unta niya ang phone sa iyang boss unya maoy gigamit, bwahaha!

Professional ra ba. Nagpakauwaw lang. 

A step to artificial life: Manmade DNA powers cell

By LAURAN NEERGAARD, AP Medical Writer Lauran Neergaard, Ap Medical Writer â€" Thu May 20, 7:54 pm ET

WASHINGTON â€" Scientists announced a bold step Thursday in the enduring quest to create artificial life. They've produced a living cell powered by manmade DNA. While such work can evoke images of Frankenstein-like scientific tinkering, it also is exciting hopes that it could eventually lead to new fuels, better ways to clean polluted water, faster vaccine production and more.

Is it really an artificial life form?

The inventors call it the world's first synthetic cell, although this initial step is more a re-creation of existing life â€" changing one simple type of bacterium into another â€" than a built-from-scratch kind.

Maryland genome-mapping pioneer J. Craig Venter said his team's project paves the way for the ultimate, much harder goal: designing organisms that work differently from the way nature intended for a wide range of uses. Already he's working with ExxonMobil in hopes of turning algae into fuel.

And the report, being published Friday in the journal Science, is triggering excitement in this growing field of synthetic biology.

"It's been a long time coming, and it was worth the wait," said Dr. George Church, a Harvard Medical School genetics professor. "It's a milestone that has potential practical applications."

The project has overcome some hurdles in engineering larger genomes that will help push forward the field, said biological engineer Dr. Ron Weiss, a Massachusetts Institute of Technology leader in synthetic biology.

"It's an important step," said Weiss. Even though the manmade DNA needed an already living cell to start working, eventually it reproduced and "all elements in the cells after some amount of time can be traced to this initial artificial DNA. That's a great accomplishment."

Quote from: vhinz08 on May 21, 2010, 03:14:44 PM
err:
BALATIAN ang katapusang katapusang litra taga tigbao dili balitaan jejejejejeje.

Bwahaha! Good example ni si Bay Tigs sa "NO SEX CAUSES BAD EYES"! Bwahaha!

Quote from: magbalantay on May 21, 2010, 03:05:58 PM
    why of all things and places, impyerno2x man bai hubs?  kay init2x? 

Aw, he he, gikan man gud kaha sa langit², di impyerno² pud ang padulngan...

Bisan unsay imnon, ang nakainom mahimong balaknon...

Quote from: taga tigbao on May 21, 2010, 02:15:10 PM
Dili ko aning bra unhooking adto ko sa laing undie nga tangtangonon, aws tangtangonon ba to?

Pwede ra wiwion...

I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. --Albert Camus

Oi, moapil ko ani basta nag-atubang ang mga baje, bahalag lisod kay tuas likod ang hook...

Quote from: vhinz08 on May 19, 2010, 09:34:11 PM
Tanawon nato kung kinsay taas ang pasensya ug gahi masako sa atoang duha ka mga salabutan.

Salabutan maoy angay magpatigbabaw, dili ang balatian.

I am surrounded by fearful odds that will overcome me and my gallant men, but I am pleased to die fighting for my beloved country. (Gregorio del Pilar)

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 21, 2010, 12:40:12 AM
It is impossible to lick your elbow.

90% of people who read that will attempt it...

Kaya lagi ni Inday diri!


www.outdoors.webshots.com

Ang pagkaubanon is primarily genetic kuno, parehas sa pagkaupaw.  There's little that can be done...

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 21, 2010, 03:44:35 AM

pwede sad na X rated Hubs kon maohon? mao na imong buot gipasabut?

Pwede pud, he he. Super-sinaw jud ang agi...

Quote from: AsPo on May 21, 2010, 11:11:55 AM
arang na taas hubs,gikan gadaro,gitudling,unja gapugas.ang ato ngaron pangutana ni tigs kon naa naba ma ani.
bwahaaaa
peace tigs

Basin pagtanda ni Bay Tigs, human na, giani na sa lain...

Quote from: AsPo on May 21, 2010, 11:14:14 AM
mura diay og bato nga wa mokapit sa juta og ajo,mao hujanng tigs.

musta na tigs.

Kuwang tingali sa sticky saliva, Asp, mao nga wa mokapit...

Mo-hire na lang unta siyag tutor, one-on-one. Unless gusto niyang mag chicks-hunting...

Quote from: AsPo on May 21, 2010, 11:09:10 AM
hahhahha
kay ang o*en sa iro spiral man daw.

Bwahaha! Mora diay og gibarinahan! Pero di ba ang spiral kay ang sa itik man?

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 21, 2010, 03:34:20 AM

bwahahhahahhah!

Hubs pwede noon na pasakyon kay ug molupad ang layag pwede sad sha gamiton! hahahhaha!

(hay sakit akong tijan) hahahhha!

Bwahaha! Samtang naglawig kinahanglan maghapa siya para dili makasagabal iyang dunggan!

Quote from: taga tigbao on May 21, 2010, 10:02:57 AM
Long distance relationship did not work for me kay ang other party hujang kaajo though we lasted for 3 years.

Aw, 3 years? Taas-taas na pud tingali ang imong agi adto, Bay Tigs...

Quote from: taga tigbao on May 21, 2010, 09:57:15 AM
Hahahahaha. Lain man ang ahong naimagine sa evil Bay Hubs, dili kay evil ra nga word, naa puy evil nga picture basta mag explore ka.

He he, kanang evil picture nga imong giingon, mao nay nakit-an ni AsPo...

He he, element of surprise ra to...

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 21, 2010, 12:42:33 AM

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Patriotic girl...

Quote from: taga tigbao on May 21, 2010, 09:42:36 AM
GOod, unja unsay hubad ani Bay Hubs?

Sa ato pa good jud kang pagkatawo, Bay Tigs. Unbelievably, good baja pud ang una nahong nakit-an. Ninglutaw lang ang evil sa nadugay nahong suling-suling.

Quote from: magbalantay on May 21, 2010, 09:13:32 AM
      Ms YIM, human sa langit-langit....impyerno na kay mohubag naman jud taman! correct BAI HUBS 

He he, pwede ba hangyoon nga impyerno-impyerno lang, Bay Mags...

Quote from: chicogon on May 21, 2010, 06:15:57 AM


Hmmmm...



Pwede na ba Sir FD?

Pwede na ba ta ma Presidente? Bwahahahahaha!!! 

Bwahaha! Kanay mga presidentiable!

Quote from: fdaray on May 20, 2010, 05:15:31 PM

Hmm. Ang 500-peso bill kay si Ninoy ray nag-antipara?

To all the newbies that I failed to welcome, to all once and future newbies, I welcome you all here. Please consider this as a general absolution, er, general salutation...

Welcome and hello!

Your friend,
Hubag (Botoy) Bohol

www.kcfs.org

Quote from: Chongki on May 19, 2010, 04:56:23 PM
.... unja kung libat na daan? 

Parehas ani?


www.prichettcartoons.com

Quote from: AsPo on May 20, 2010, 09:35:10 PM
oi year 1996,sa hongkong,grabe pinay ang iro maoy gikasex.nadala jod sa hospital kay dili naman matangtang.

Oi! Nganong dili gud matangtang, epoxy ang nigawas?

Quote from: rogamz on May 21, 2010, 06:14:15 AM
..morag naa testimonial kasagaran mao nilungtad dugay kinabuhi na uban pinoy wla pa magkamang kamang ug kasagaran mga puti ky lungtad dugay panagsa ra bitaw sila maligo labi na tugnaw ting winter..

Kini bitaw kunong kaligo maoy makagabok sa lawas...

Quote from: you-in-me on May 20, 2010, 07:35:43 PM
     mas okay ang ampalaya!

Ampalaya nga initlogan, he he...

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 20, 2010, 06:00:30 PM
ha ha ha.. grabe ang nasulod sa imagination nako... karon pa ko kabasa aning article about Sucaldito.......

He he, grabe ba? Pero mas grabe tingali ang nasulod sa kang Sucaldito nga lower intestine...

Welcome pud, Inday (or Ondoy) Aks.

Nangutana lang... kini bang imong username, which one is it:

Ako ba kini,

or

Ako baki ni? 

Thanking you in advance,
I remain,
Your fellow TB member,

Hubag

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 20, 2010, 08:29:47 PM
(Source: http://josephilsaraspe.blogspot.com/2009/04/hubag.html )

HUBAG

Karong panahona uso na ang hubag,
Dili nang hubag nga mo tubo, mo buto.
Kun dili kining hubag nga walay buthanan
Hubag nga galakaw ug wala mag pundo

Kung gusto ka makakita naay daghan sa kanto.
Hubag ba nga murag si Ara Mina,
Hamis, lumoy, puwa-puwa apil paa
Bus-ok apan insakto sa pamayhon
Nagadani sa mga matang maibugon.

Kung makakita ka ug hubag kalma lang bay!
Ayaw ka diretso ug pabuhagay...
Kung dili makaya, piyunga ang mata
Ug dili mada hala duola, ila-ilaha
Apan ang aping sa laparo andama.

Hinay-hinay lang sa duha ka klase sa hubag.
Kay adunay hubag nga lumoy ug aduna sa'y luag-luag
Luag-luag buot ipasabot nangunot na.
Maghinay ka kay basin ka napulo na na tudlisa
Mibalik lang paghubag kay wa ma tudlis ang mata.

Bwahaha!

Ang hubag nga wa pa matudlis ang mata,
Mohubag pag-usab kay magpatudlis pa.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 20, 2010, 08:21:05 PM
Nindot ni, murag mobalik ta sa atong mga katigulangan magtapok sa tindahan, inom-inom og bahal, estorya nga sky is the limit tapos balak-balak pod.

Bitaw, usa ra ka letra ipuno sa alak mahimo nang balak,
Dangtan og pipila ka yarok ang katawa mahimo nang hilak.

Quote from: rogamz on May 20, 2010, 08:17:48 PM
ang kahoyhoy gihambin ni inday dili isapayan ni ondoy bsta gamatoy lang pakomkom ni ondoy hehe (ky gamay man kamot haha)

sigi lang kon gamay ang kamot unja kamot ra ang gamay
apan moreklamo jud si inday kon gamay ang gabitay...

Quote from: AsPo on May 20, 2010, 08:01:24 PM
dili lang sima sima,nakita pa nako si inday.

Dahang bitawng makita ni nga optical illusion. Labi na kon kitang nagtan-aw naay gipangita, bwahaha!

Quote from: rogamz on May 20, 2010, 08:09:27 PM
hahaha slight lang.. ang kahinam tim-os nga kainit sa gibate paanod padailos paingon ubos.. tiwason lugar sa penaflor taloto dapit..hehe

He he, ipaagi na lang tuod sa pinakablit ang pagduslit sa pabilo sa pakigdait aron lamang magkahiusa ang puno na sa kabalisa nga bungotong mga aksyonista...

Quote from: AsPo on May 20, 2010, 07:49:27 PM
gusto nga mopatutoy,apan si ondoy nagaminghoy,kay pagtan-aw sa totoy ni inday,daw lubing bu**** nga gahoyhoy.

Mao nga ang kay Ondoy nga tinan-awan gipunting na lang sa kang Inday nga bilahan uban sa panghinaot nga didto ang pultahan wa pa mawalwag sa mga pintas nga hinagiban.

Quote from: rogamz on May 20, 2010, 07:41:42 PM
nindot sa buwan wla estorbo..adto lang sa gitugpahan sa apollo ky mailhan naa flag didto hehe..

Ang nakaparat lang sa buwan kay ang gravity menos gajud
Pwede ta maggakos ug maghawok pero lisod jamo ikijud

Quote from: AsPo on May 20, 2010, 07:39:26 PM
bwahaaa
dili word ako nakita hubs.

Bwahaha! Maoy gidangat. Naa ra bay morag sima-sima...

Quote from: rogamz on May 20, 2010, 07:17:02 PM
sala jud ni inday ky ngano gipasagdan nga galihay lihay, unta inabtikay oras dyutay ky unta wla kompyansa daghan sila naghintay gatabisay pa jud laway ..

Kini ra ba si Ondoy bisan tuod og purdoy daghang Inday nangandoy nga silay mopatutoy...

Which word do you see first?


www.polyvore.com

Quote from: AsPo on May 20, 2010, 07:02:58 PM
bwahaaa
mokatkat sa rainbow,dajon motiglom sa panganod,aron moabot sa buwan,adto ako magalingkod,magahulat kanimo.

Seguroa lang nga takdol para dili ko mosaylo, basin adto na ko pulota sa planetang Pluto...

Quote from: rogamz on May 20, 2010, 06:54:59 PM
kat kat pud sa rainbow aron completo aron maabot jud..cheers hehehe..

inubanan sa tumang paningkamot nikatkat ko sa rainbow apan ang aho lang nakab-ot duha ka lugas sa imong bowbow...

Quote from: AsPo on May 20, 2010, 06:45:35 PM
nabitas imo purol kay nisangit sa kawayan,kong diin ikaw gusto motngtong.

Nikalit kog igking kay nagaras sa kagingking, nakasyagit kog "Agay!" kay naapil ahong lagay...

Quote from: rogamz on May 20, 2010, 05:42:48 PM
naa unta ko share pero studiohan pa nho utro unsaon pagmaniubra... wa man magwork out ako gtry attached..

Bay Rogamz, for tips adto sa Help and Support Desk > How to Post Pictures in Tubag Bohol...

Nabitas akong purol natugnawan akong kigol apan wa ko kini baleha basta makatungtong lang sa imoha.

...nga naglublob daw himungaan sa pugaran sa kagabhion.

Louisiana shore sees heavy oil as BP prepares plug

By Matthew Bigg Matthew Bigg â€" 2 hrs 46 mins ago

VENICE, Louisiana (Reuters) â€" Heavy oil from the Gulf of Mexico spill threatened Louisiana marshlands on Thursday after washing ashore for the first time since a BP-operated rig exploded a month ago, sparking ecological disaster.

Calling it a "day that we have all been fearing," Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal said on Wednesday that heavy oil -- not simply tar balls or sheen -- had entered the state's prized wetlands.

"It's already here but we know more is coming," he said....

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Kaluoy sa nanimuyo sa mga lim-aw... 

Quote from: AsPo on May 20, 2010, 02:35:13 PM
naay itlog way pughak,puro langit langit lang.
bwahaaaaa

Bwahaha, aw kon langit-langit lang puro, hagkot diay morag laway sa kokak...

Quote from: AsPo on May 20, 2010, 02:37:48 PM
bukana sa langit,didto matagamtaman ang paraiso sa himaya.
hahahaa

...diin adto ipaawas ang nag-alintabo nga kahigwaos!

Quote from: AsPo on May 20, 2010, 02:31:57 PM
bwahaaaa
mao mag sige kokak,kay wala siyay balls.kapait mao og naay moapil og kokak lawayan dayon.

Lawayan para dili kakokak, unsaon gusto man maminaw sa sariling kokak samtang nag-aninaw kon naa bay daghang naminaw... 

ibid - lizard

ibid-ibid - flirt

Nag-ibid-ibid si Ondoy kang Inday kay nangitag kasuksokan ang ijang ibid.

Quote from: bugsay on March 08, 2010, 07:37:00 PM
unsa nang "puok sa dagat" ug asa man na dapit, bai Hubs?

Ang puok sa dagat tua sa bukana sa langit, Bay Bugs...

Quote from: Chongki on May 20, 2010, 01:46:42 PM
whhhhaaaaaa ..... the saliva feeling

He he, saliva dripping in the morning sun and expoding in brilliant hues, thereby creating the rainbow connection...

Quote from: mr_donut17 on May 20, 2010, 09:36:05 AM
Helo mga ate ug kuya.. Pwede ba diri ang 16 y/o?

Quote from: Chongki on May 20, 2010, 01:47:53 PM
..... pwede kaayo as long as you know how to masturbate 

Bwahaha! Maayo pud motambag nis Bay Chongks. Sabagay, magulang man siya ka 17 y/o na man...

Quote from: AsPo on May 20, 2010, 01:36:30 PM
bwahaaaaaaa
kay ngano nitalikod.itlog noon na ig-an.

He he, way bawot ang kanding kay ang baki wala man guy itlog nga nagbitay...

Quote from: janjan on May 20, 2010, 08:36:14 AM
ngeeee kada adlaw di ay pud hahaha eh once a week nalang hangyo ok na siguro na mabutang ko schedule lol

Bitaw, i-schedule, as in: Sunday, bacon; Monday, sausage; Tuesday, tocino; etc., etc....

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on May 20, 2010, 12:19:21 PM
E.R ang padungan Blue. Common naba kaha pud ni sa? ang condom common naman ni nga E.R trip kay nabilin sa sulod ug uban pang object.

Patay, maparehas ni sa great cucumber story last year:

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Jobert Sucaldito hospitalized after accident with cucumber
05/11/2009 by diego jose
www.goodtimesmanila.com

Showbiz talk show host Jobert Sucaldito is recovering at the Capitol Medical Center in Quezon City after a successful emergency surgery to remove a large piece of cucumber that got stuck in his rectum, according to reports.

Sucaldito, one of the hosts of ABS-CBN’s “The Buzz,” reportedly met with the accident Sunday night and was rushed to the hospital after complaining of “extreme pain” in his bottom.

X-rays subsequently revealed that a broken piece of cucumber, about five inches in length, had gotten lodged into the lower end of his large intestine.

It was not immediately clear how the cucumber got there.

The surgeons who operated on Sucaldito were tight-lipped and refused to discuss his case with media, citing doctor-patient confidentiality. Oddly enough, they all looked like they were trying vainly to keep from laughing and refused to look reporters in the eye.

Members of Sucaldito’s household who declined to be named said they recovered the other half of the cucumber, also five inches in length, in Sucaldito’s bedroom.

They said it had “bite marks” and was in a “soggy” state.

Besides the cucumber, they said they also found “a bottle of Johnson’s baby oil, pictures of  scantily clad men, and lots of tissue paper.”

Reached by phone, Sucaldito said he is fine and will be discharged from hospital soon. He explained that it was all an accident.

“Gumagawa kasi ako ng salad. Napaupo ako dun sa chair e meron palang pipino dun na patayo ang pusisyon. Basta, mabilis kasi ang mga pangyayari (I was making a salad. I sat on a chair but there was a cucumber there in an upright position. Everything just happened so fast)” he said.

In a related development, a group of vegan Filipinos is reportedly thinking of filing an abuse complaint against Sucaldito for allegedly molesting a harmless and defenseless vegetable.

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Kamong mahilig og blonde, sigi, para ninyo ni...


www.flickr.com

The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm. --Anonymous

Quote from: magbalantay on May 20, 2010, 10:44:15 AM
  makabuang! maski asa lusot jud ka bai hubs......I salute, sir!

He he, pero ajaw lamang pag-sir² diha, Bay Mags, kay mapugos kog tinarong! Bwahaha!

Naay mga baye nga gunitan ang kamot sa ilang uyab kay kon dili manguot man...

Wa ba kaha intawoy chicks nga nanggawas nga nanggihubo pa...

Nalabyan man gud, he he.

Quote from: AsPo on May 20, 2010, 11:03:12 AM

bwahaaaa
pastilan wala kaha na bug-ati sa ija itlog?basin naluksuhan nas baki hubs,mao ni hubag.

Bwahaha! Basin giugom sa baki mao nga nanglabhag ug niburot tungod sa V&P...

Quote from: AsPo on May 20, 2010, 09:41:31 AM
bwahaaaaa
from fried delicacies to nilagaang itlog.

Bwahaha! From nilagang itlog to soup no. 5!

Kini maoy ngilngig himoong lansiao:

Quote from: rogamz on May 20, 2010, 08:47:08 AM
mahal parestore tengale..muscle control option na hugot donsilya pa...

Ang nakaparat kay matod pa sa nasayod aning mga butanga, pangitaonon kuno ang baje nga maantigo jud ani...

Quote from: fdaray on May 20, 2010, 09:13:11 AM
Virginity restoration is impossible but virginity destruction is so easy to perform.

He he, morag voice of long experience ning comment nimo, Sir FD...

Post your favorite images here.

I'll start...


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Quote from: vhinz08 on May 19, 2010, 11:13:00 PM
dili man lagi mo lihuk bay hubs sige man gihpon ga ngisi ni, bisag unsaon nako ug backward forward wa jud ko kakitag nilihuk ning picture diri nimo. 

Akong sampot hinoon klaro kaayo ga wisiwisi lang ang agi.

He he, kini na lang, Bay Vhinz. Tutoki ang center. Molihok lagi bisan dili pa nimo iwisi-wisi imong ikog...