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#8101
Love Talk / Re: Kinsay mopahid sa mga Luha ni BULAK?
March 13, 2008, 02:30:18 PM
taka lng ka oi,murag  medics ba.lol
#8102
mao ba ,basin naay gaprito ug  danggit  diha  svet.lol
#8103
Help & Support / Re: Help! Can't Open MSN in English
March 13, 2008, 02:26:58 PM
yeah  no probs i'll be  there  Manong Jose.I dont know yet the exact date maybe august.keep n touch na lng soon
#8104
taka lang ka da  svet.wa pa man gud sila mao ako nalng  giunhan.lol
#8105
Love Talk / Re: TB EB in Cebu
March 13, 2008, 02:20:12 PM
kanindot sa mga pictures.thanks  for sharing those.
#8106
Help & Support / Re: Help! Can't Open MSN in English
March 13, 2008, 02:10:24 PM
nope.  im  far away from thailand webolution. maybe someday i'll visit there with my special someone.lol
#8107
Health and Food / Re: Kinilaw nga Kabayo
March 13, 2008, 02:05:21 PM
lol.ka romantic ba orchs nya  gaatubang pa gyud sa  dagat with fresh air pa
#8108
Love Talk / Re: Kinsay mopahid sa mga Luha ni BULAK?
March 13, 2008, 02:02:57 PM
oi wa koy lain pasabot ha.basin diay ug  gigukod or naghangos.lol
#8109
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
March 13, 2008, 01:55:18 PM
Panihapon gabii:
           rice with  baboy na wa ko kabalo unsa nga pagkaluto baboy na binaboy pa.lol
Pamahaw:
           wala hubog gabii.pulutan  carpa
#8110
eyes to the board svet
#8111
dili oi.mao gani wa ko gabuhi ug manok galikay ko.pailt nalng kanang  giletson na.mao na ang lami.
#8112
sure kaayo na  svet.ikaw pa.
#8114

Last updated: March 12, 2008, 00:00


Abu Dhabi: At least three people were killed and nearly 350 injured in a horrific 60 vehicle pile-up on the Abu Dhabi-Dubai highway near Ghantoot on Tuesday.

However, Gulf News has learnt that the death toll could be five. The 25km stretch of the UAE's busiest highway from Abu Dhabi to Dubai was closed for more than five hours, resulting in huge tailbacks during rush hours.

Police said among the 347 injured, six people were critical, while 39 suffered medium injuries. The remaining suffered minor injuries. Police said 25 vehicles caught fire following the accidents caused by poor visibility due to the thick fog and lack of attention by motorists.
Lieutenant General Saif Bin Zayed Al Nahyan, Minister of Interior, said coordination by officials contributed to limiting the fatalities. Quick response by the rescue and ambulance department officials helped save lives and in reopening the road to traffic at the earliest. He called on all road users to exercise caution, especially during early morning when visibility is low.

Colonel Osman Al Tamimi, Director of the Emergency and Safety Management section of Abu Dhabi Police said the central operations room received a call at 6.39am informing about a series of pile ups between Bahia bridge and Ghantoot bridge in the direction towards Dubai. Ambulances, fire engines and helicopters of the Air Wing were despatched immediately.

Dubai police and support teams from Armed Forces as well as a number of traffic patrols joined the rescue operations.

"The officials worked towards moving the injured to the nearest hospitals and extinguishing the fire," he said, adding that the roads were reopened for traffic in record time.

An Abu Dhabi traffic police officer at the crash site said: "The crash happened because everyone was speeding despite the severe weather conditions. Drivers weren't leaving a safe distance between cars and this resulted in everyone hitting each other after the first crash."


#8115
oo puro  isog na manok svet.mopatay na  ug tawo .lol
#8116
yummy

nilapwaan na unggoy
#8117
Love Talk / Re: Kinsay mopahid sa mga Luha ni BULAK?
March 12, 2008, 07:57:03 PM
agoy kalami ba paminawon ng naay maghikap hikap sa dughan.
#8118
oi ngano tawn ako man imo pangutan-on na  kamo  man ang nag cam to  cam.
#8119
mao ba.naa diay subtraction na.lol
#8120
yeah.maayo  noon  para  madaghan.Go to the world and  multipy bulak.lol
#8121
yeah.i dont know what happen but i ate  a lot of food  today.lol
#8122
Love Talk / Re: Kinsay mopahid sa mga Luha ni BULAK?
March 12, 2008, 06:40:28 PM
ayw palabii ug hilak sa kalipay kay dilikado sa cardiac arrest.lol
#8123
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
March 12, 2008, 06:38:14 PM
Paniudto:
           rice with nilagang baka,fried chicken,pork ribs na  sinugba.
#8124
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
March 12, 2008, 06:36:44 PM
kanang naay landang nya saging,camote,etc.hu.
#8125
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
March 12, 2008, 06:35:55 PM
gimingaw na ko ug binignit.kalami ana oi sagulan ug saging noh.
#8126
change the language then  select.
#8127
Health and Food / Re: Kinilaw nga Kabayo
March 12, 2008, 06:31:54 PM
babae ako gusto kauban para romantic sa inoman orchs.LOL
#8128
yeah,good bulak
Ask and it will  be given  to you.
#8129
Love Talk / Re: Kinsay mopahid sa mga Luha ni BULAK?
March 12, 2008, 06:18:45 PM
lol.maayo ang naka smile kaysa maghilak
#8130
hey  whats up!how  you doing right now ma friend.
#8131
naa diay nangamuyo.maayo
#8132
Love Talk / Re: Kinsay mopahid sa mga Luha ni BULAK?
March 12, 2008, 02:00:12 PM
di na sya maghilak ,oi
#8133
Health and Food / Re: Kinilaw nga Kabayo
March 12, 2008, 01:51:00 PM
bitaw musuway  gyud ko ana orchs.kinsa kaha ako  kuyogon ani noh.
#8134
General Topic / Re: Bugal-Bugal Unlimited
March 12, 2008, 01:49:25 PM
bitaw daghan gyud.
#8135
maayo na magpakasal sa  EB sa TB para daghan maka attend.lol
#8136
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
March 12, 2008, 01:38:50 PM
panihapon gabii:
               rice with calamares, gahi lang pagkaluto.
Pamahaw tubig lng way gana oi.
#8137
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
March 12, 2008, 01:35:50 PM
kami pud wa  gyud mi pasaylo kaon baboy basta maoy ilang  e serve.kalami sa mantika sa baboy ibahug labina kung humba.
#8138
svet mao na resulta kay laagan ka.lol
#8139
lol.patay kayo kay  ginger
#8140
naks namn
#8141
Quote from: bulak on March 11, 2008, 11:03:41 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on March 11, 2008, 11:01:41 PM
bitaw  sa beach nalng  mo  oi

Hoy Adtin, kinahanglan magsabot ta ha basin musaylo ka..tingali unya og musyaget ka didtu og itigil ang kasal.patay tanang gastu mag refund ka..LOL.

dili lagi  sports man ko bulak.
#8142
oo, no probs.1 letson baboy lng
#8143
sweet namn.maka dungog  na pud ko ug I DO ani ron
#8144
sige kamo nalng pagsabot  ha.moanha nalng ko nya  mokaon tapos  bitbit  regalo pra sa inyo
#8145
bitaw  sa beach nalng  mo  oi
#8146
ako  regalo lng  at  letson
#8147
unsa kaha ang  reaction sa groom.LOL
#8148
wala lang natawa lng ko
#8149
yeah abangan ang groom
#8150
naunsa na mo oi
#8151
si bulak nalng ang mag una.sunod lng ko.
#8152
kinsa man ang inyo ipares sa akoa beh.
#8153
bitaw sige na deal.
#8154
mao ba.sige i pa double  wedding  nalng ka pra  naa  kauban si bulak.LOL
#8155
yeah.ur  ryt miss mari
#8156
Quote from: Ginger on March 11, 2008, 08:14:12 PM

Ahaaayy! kung mahitabo. It will be the first TB Wedding. Mag paniwang naku kay flower girl raba kuno ko..;D

Nganong flower girl man pud oi ???

unsa man diay imo gusto?double  wedding pwede sad.lol
#8157
microwave lng ako i  regalo pra  dali  sila makaluto.lol
#8158
o sya  sige na  when man mamisita si slackware or  mamaye na ba.
#8159
Jokes and Humor / Joke Time
March 11, 2008, 07:44:18 PM
 

Joke Tym:


Mister:  DARLING pag ulo lang daw ipapasok

            magiging PRESIDENTE daw anak natin

Misis:   Putang Ina di bale ng BARANGAY TANOD basta

            ilubog pati itlog!


**********************************************



Nagluluto ang mag-ama ng tanghalian...

Ama :  Ilang sili nilagay mo sa sisig anak?

Anak:  115  piraso 'tay.

Ama :  O cige, gawin mo ng 120 tapos kainin mo mag-isa.

           Hayop ka!

**********************************************

Magsyotang nag-uusap sa tabing dagat.

Girl : Love anong zodiac sign mo?

Boy: (Nag-isip sya dahil bobo, di niya alam) sayo muna love.

Girl: Zodiac sign ko Cancer.


Boy: Sa akin ULCER.


**********************************************

Babae: Aalis na ako! Iiwan na kita.

Lalaki: Wag love pag-umalis ka maglalaslas ako ng pulso....

Babae: Tang ina, Magpatuli nga di mo magawa...
            Maglaslas pa kaya? SUPOT!


**********************************************


Magsyota naglalakad sa park.

GF :  Hon, ihi muna ako.

BF :  Dyan ka nalang sa damuhan.
       

Habang  umiihi, kinapkap ni BF ang legs ni GF ng may nahawakan syang mahaba sa gitna ng mga legs.


BF :  Anak ng.... Bading ka ba?


GF :  Sira! Nagbago ang isip ko, Tatae nalang ako...


**********************************************


Ang Istorya ng Kandila


Mrs: Delayed ako ng 1 month pero wag mo muna ipagsabi nahihiya

        ako.

Mr:  Ok

(Next day, dumating taga Meralco)


Meralco: Mrs delayed kayo ng 1 month.

Mrs: Ha! bakit mo alam?



Meralco: Nasa record po.



Mr: Bakit naka record dyan na delayed Mrs ko?

Meralco: Kung gusto niyo mawala sa record mag bayad kayo!



Mr:  Eh kung ayaw ko magbayad?



Meralco: Puputulan kayo!



Mr:  Anong gagamitin ni Mrs?



Meralco: Puede naman siyang gumamit ng KANDILA...

**********************************************


Misis anong secret niyo at sexy pa kayo marami na kayong anak?



Misis: Sa umaga, Ice tea at honey!


          Sa hapon green tea at honey,


          At syempre sa gabi, Tea-tea ni Honey!!



**********************************************





Alaman ang buhay pag-ibig sa buwan ng kapanganakan.



Jan.   - Astig magmahal pero pagnasaktan nagiging malupit.

Feb   - Tahimik pero mapusok, nangangalmot.

Mar  - Hayok sa pag-ibig, malibog.

Apr  - Simple pero manyak.

May - Malandi pero di salawahan.

June - Loyal pero boring sa kama.

July  - Mapagmahal pero tanga.

Aug - Mahilig sa pangit.

Sept- Magaling sa kama pero bibitinin ka.

Oct - Mapa game bale kaso laging niloloko.

Nov- Malibog na, manyak pa.

Dec - Pihikan pero mahilig sa matanda.

ha, ha, ha, ha


**********************************************


Three guys nagkasal sa kanilang tribo


Lider:  Magdala kayo ng 10 pare parehong prutas!!



Unang bumalik si Juan Dela Cruz, dala 10 santol.



Lider: Ipasok mo sa puwet mo lahat! Ang sisimangot o

          ngingiti papatayin!



Sunod si Pedro, dala ng grapes. Ika 10th na grapes tumawa, PATAY!



Nagkita si Juan at Pedro sa langit.



Juan: Buhay ka pa sana kung di ka tumawa sa huling grapes. Bakit

         tumawa ka?



Pedro: Nakita ko si Berto  may dala na 10 langka...!


#8160
General Topic / Re: Bugal-Bugal Unlimited
March 11, 2008, 07:20:20 PM
Quote from: BlueAngel on March 11, 2008, 04:31:58 PM
;D nagligid-ligid napod kog katawa-sigbaw!
grabeh ! ;D

naunsa ka  blue
#8161
provide pa pud ko ug  sacristan ani ron
#8162
sige para makahatag ko  ug regalo  sa  bag-ong kasal.
#8163
diay daghan dire.
#8164
Love Talk / Re: Kinsay mopahid sa mga Luha ni BULAK?
March 11, 2008, 05:49:14 PM
di siguro kay kay ako man butangan ug angkla.tam-is ba kaha ng  luha nimo bulak.lol
#8165
naa man.unsa nga klase sa pari  imo gipangita?kanang naay sotana o kanang wala gasotana.
#8166
Love Talk / Re: Kinsay mopahid sa mga Luha ni BULAK?
March 11, 2008, 05:42:54 PM
wa na lagi gahilak na kay dako na ug katawa o.di ba  bulak?
#8167
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
March 11, 2008, 05:40:50 PM
Paniudto:
            rice and sinigang na bangus
#8168
General Topic / Klase ng panliligaw
March 11, 2008, 04:20:23 PM
1. Mr. Gwapings
>> mayaman, gwapo, kilala, at higit
sa lahat may wheels. mataas ang
confidence nya
na hindi sya mababasted, kaya pag
nabasted..maapektuhan ng husto ang
kanyang
EGO. at teyk note, malas mo kung may
sour
grape attitude pa yan. pwede nyang
sabihing "sus
kala mo kung sinong maganda e
pinagtyatyagaan
ko lang naman sya! pwe!"

2. Mr. Quickie
>> ang type ng manliligaw na kada
magkikita kayo e wala nang alam na
sabihin
kundi "kelan mo ba ako sasagutin?" o
kaya "i love
you na, ako ba hindi mo pa lab?" kahit
na isang
linggo pa lang naman syang pumoporma.
kung
baga dinadaan nya sa pangungulit para
mabilis
ang pagsagot mo.

3. Mr. Everything
>> linya nya ang "sagutin mo lang
ako, ibibigay ko sayo lahat, lahat ng
magustuhan
mo. kahit ang pa buwan o kaya mundo." !
@#$ ka
na pag nagpauto ka. dahil pag sinagot
mo na yan,
makakalimutan na nya ang linyang yan.

4. Mr. Stalker
>> eto yung type ng manliligaw na
pag nagkahiwalay kayo e sisimulan ka
sa tanong
na "kumain ka na ba?" pagkasagot mo
susundan
pa nya ulit ng tanong "nsan ka
ngayon?" "sinong
kasama mo?" "anong ginagawa mo?" at
kung anu-
ano pa. basta tungkol sa daily
activities mo
kelangan malaman nya.

5. Mr. Take it or leave it
>> pag binasted mo ang
ganitong type ng manliligaw, asahan mo
bukas
may nililigawan na sya ulit. at heto
pa, hinding
hindi ka na nya papansinin. period.

6. Mr. Salesman
>> dadaanin ka sa matatamis na
salita. parang si Mr. Everything din
kaya lang sya
mas matindi mang-uto. yun bang
tipong.."ang
ganda ganda talaga ng mga mata mo.." o
kaya "ang kinis kinis mo" o kaya "ang
lambot ng
mga kamay mo" at iba pang pang-uuto
mapasagot
ka lang.

7. Mr. Good Dog
>> eto ang nakakatuwang
manliligaw. kase payag syang
magpaalipin. taga
bitbit ng bag mo o kahit ng mga
kaibigan mo. kahit
magmuka syang buntot sa tuwing may
gala kayo
ng mga barkada mo. nagpapakitang gilas
kung
baga. pero pag sinagot mo na, for sure
gaganti
yan.

8. Mr. Anonymous
>> motto nya ang "action speaks
louder than voice". wala kang kaalam-
alam,
nanliligaw na pala. kaya pala ang bait-
bait sayo. e
akala mo mabait lang talaga. hehe!

9. Mr. Second chance
>> sya ang pinakamasugid
mong manliligaw. kahit 100 tayms mong
sabihing
ayaw mo sa kanya at wala na syang pag-
asa ang
sasabihin nya parin "Please give me a
second chance"

10. Mr. Romantiko
>> jologs ang mga paraan nya sa
panliligaw. manghaharana,
pakikisamahan mga
barkada mo, liligawan parents mo at
laging may
dalang flowers and chocolates tuwing
dadalaw.
pero madalas nakakapagpakilig sya ng
nililigawan
nya dahil sa kanyang "malinis na
hangarin" awww!


#8169
General Topic / TAGALOG WORDS YOU SHOULD KNOW
March 11, 2008, 04:17:47 PM
1.   BAKTOL--- ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong amoy sa kili-kili. ang baktol ay kapareho ng amoy ng nabubulok na bayabas. ito'y dumidikit sa damit, at humahalo sa pawis. madalas na naaamoy tuwing registration, sa elevator o FX.
2.   KUKURIKAPU--- libag sa ilalim ng boobs. madalas na namumuo dahil sa labis na baby powder na inilalagay sa katawan. maaari ding mamuo kung hindi talaga naliligo o naghihilod ang isang babae. ang KUKURIKAPU ay mas madalas mamuo sa mga babaeng malalaki ang joga.
3.   MULMUL--- buhok sa gitna ng isang nunal. mahirap ipaliwanag kung bakit nagkakaroon ng MULMUL ang isang nunal. subalit hindi talaga ito naaalis, kahit na bunutin pa ito, maliban na lamang kung ipapa-laser ito.
4.   BURNIK--- taeng sumabit sa buhok sa pwet. madalas nararanasan ng mga taong nagti-tissue lamang pagkatapos tumae. ang BURNIK ay mahirap alisin, lalo na kapag natuyo na ito. ipinapayo sa mga may BURNIK na maligo na lamang upang ito'y maalis.
5.   ALPOMBRA--- kasuotan sa paa na kadalasang makikitang suot ng mga tindero ng yosi sa quiapo. ito'y may makipot na suotan ng paa, at manipis na swelas. mistulang sandalyas ito ng babae pero kadalasang suot ng mga lalaki. available in blue, red, green, etc.
6.   BAKOKANG--- higanteng peklat. ito'y madalas na dulot ng mga sugat na malaki na hindi ginamitan ng sebo de macho habang natutuyo. Imbes na normal na balat ang nakatakip sa bakokang, ito'y mayroong makintab na takip.
7.   AGIHAP--- libag na dumikit sa panty o brief. nabubuo ang AGIHAP kung ang panty o brief ay suotsuot na nang hindi bumababa sa tatlong araw.
8.   DUKIT--- ito ang amoy na nakukuha kung isinabit mo ang daliri mo sa iyong puwit o sa puwit ng iba....try it to prove it thats DUKIT.
9.   SPONGKLONG - ito'y isang bagong wika an nangangahulugan sa isang estupidong tao.
10.   LAPONGGA - ito'y kahintulad sa laplapan o kaya sa lamasan
11.   WENEKLEK - ito ang buhok sa utong na kadalasang nakikita sa mga tambay sa kanto na laging nakahubad. Meron din ang babae nito.
> > > > Ex. "Inay! Si Itay, sinaksak yung kapitbahay natin kasi hinila yung weneklek niya!"
12.   BAKTUNG - pinaikling salita ng BAKAT-UTONG.
13.   BAKTI --- bakat panty
14.   ASOGUE --- buhok sa kilikili
15.   BARNAKOL --- maitim na libag sa batok na naipon sa matagal na panahon
16.   BULTOKACHI - tubig na tumatalsik sa pwet kapag nalalaglag ang isang malaking ebak
17.   BUTUYTUY - etits ng bata ( alam nyo na un dib a?)
18.   JABARR - pawis ng katawan
19.   KALAMANTUTAY - mabahong pangalan
20.   McARTHUR - taeng bumabalik after mong i-flush
#8170
SIQUIJOR, Philippines -- Filipinos know Siquijor as the mystic island.

The Spaniards who colonized the archipelago more than 300 years ago called it Isla del Fuego (Island of Fire) because of the eerie glow cast by millions of fireflies that swarmed around the molave trees at night.

Feared by many Filipinos for its sorcerers, known locally as "mambabarang," the island has also earned a reputation for the apparently incredible powers of its local healers, or "mananambal."

A 30-minute ferry ride from Dumaguete City on central Negros Island, the tiny, pristine island skirted by white beaches and surrounded by clear blue water has become a major draw card for believers and the curious alike.

Among Siquijor's better known clients is said to be Imelda Marcos, the former first lady and widow of the late dictator Ferdinand Marcos.

Locals tell of how a curse was put on her in the 1970s during the building of the San Juanico Bridge that connects the central islands of Samar and Leyte and which was a pet project of the late dictator.

The story goes that a "mermaid" was injured during the construction work and in retaliation Imelda was cursed with a spell that made scales grow on her legs.

Imelda sent a helicopter from the presidential palace in Manila to fetch a powerful Siquijor healer called Boscia Bulongon, who cured her and was paid handsomely.

Bulongon returned to the island and buried the money but about two decades later was beaten to death by her grandson because she refused to give him the money. Locals say he used a piece of wood to kill her because the woman was invulnerable to bullets and knives.

From the rich and famous to the curious Siquijor is attracting Filipinos and foreigners -- especially around Easter -- for what is commonly referred to as the "Witches’ Festival" when people buy potions for everything from improving their sex life to curing terminal illnesses.

The healers begin collecting the herbs, plants and sea creatures that go into their potions each Friday after Ash Wednesday, 40 days before Good Friday.

On Good Friday they will have gathered everything they need to make potions for the coming year, and on Saturday they start to chop and mix the ingredients.

Nothing will be collected again until Ash Wednesday the following year.

While the Philippines is majority Catholic, it remains a mystery why the rituals of a craft often associated with the darker arts should be so closely linked to Christian tradition.

"The process of making potions is tied in with the resurrection of Christ. It's a rebirth of power," explained Pedro "Endoy" Tumapon a respected local herbalist who, at 80, is still fit and has customers from all over the Philippines who buy his herbal medicines.

"That is why it is done during Holy Week."

Asked why, he answered simply: "That's just the way it is."

One of the island's most famous healers is Lolo Juan Ponce, 92, who lives in a small village in the hills surrounded by forests rich in the herbs and plants he uses in his potions.

Ponce learned his craft from his father, who had learned it from his father, who learned it from his.

"Nothing is written down," he said, his daughter Diosdada acting a translator.

Sitting outside his modest bamboo hut as women grated cassava and his grandchildren played nearby Ponce said he had never visited a "real" doctor.

"They come to me," he said smiling through his few remaining teeth.

He told the story of a Danish doctor with an incurable rash on his hands who read about the healers of Siquijor and flew from Denmark for treatment.

"He found me and asked if I could do anything for him. I told him I have everything here. I rubbed oils into his hands and within a month the rash had gone. He could not explain what happened but he was a doctor."

Then there was the woman from New Jersey who had a bloated stomach.

"Doctors could not help her," he said sitting under a crucifix with Christ bleeding from the hands and feet. "She read about me in a magazine and flew out. I cured her too. That was in 1992. She still sends Christmas presents."

The day Agence France-Presse visited Endoy in his nearby village home, Girlie Maing, 48, from Zamboanga was visiting. Diabetic since her early 20s she said she had spent much of her life on daily insulin shots just to stay alive.

A believer in magic, she said her mother died from a curse placed on her by an adversary in a land dispute. "She was told that her stomach would grow when the tide goes out and settle when it comes back in again," said Maing.

"This went on for months and months. Doctors could do nothing and she eventually died."

Four years ago a friend from Siquijor told her about the healers and suggested she visit.

"So I came to see Endoy to see what he could do. Today, I am cured and my doctors say it is a miracle. They can't explain it."

Endoy, who had returned from the forest carrying an old ants’ nest like a hunter’s victory trophy, said "this is full of so many good things for healing."

Breaking off part of the woody, brown nest he rubbed it between his fingers, squeezing out a wet, bright green substance which he said was good for breast cancer among other things.

His son-in-law, Noel, who was a nonbeliever but is now learning from Endoy, said he had cysts on his eyes but after using the green substance from the nest they disappeared.

Endoy who has been practicing herbal medicine most of his life is now cataloguing many of the herbs he uses for the Department of Environment and Natural Resources.

"It is wrong to call us white witches," he said. "We are herbalists. And we cure. Everything you want is here in the forest or in the sea."

But does he believe in sorcerers and black magic?

"Yes, because the people who have been cursed come to me for help," he said, telling the story of a man who passed live beetles and another who vomited bumblebees after being cursed.

"I know science can't explain these things, which is why some people call it witchcraft. But what we practice is natural medicine."

No one on the island will admit to being a sorcerer or a black witch but for P6,000 ($110) and upwards, depending on what harm you want to inflict, one can be found.

These so-called witches guard their privacy and refuse to give interviews. But in the hills are said to be caves where pictures of the victims of curses can be found.

Adultery and land disputes are common reasons for hiring the services of a black witch.
Their rituals are conducted at night usually during the full moon.

"There were a lot on the island but during the war [World War II] most of them fled," Endoy said. "Locals found an excuse to burn their homes."
#8171
General Topic / Re: Bugal-Bugal Unlimited
March 11, 2008, 04:09:55 PM
Funny stuff only found in the good old Philippines. ..

* Nakasulat sa pader:
"MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"

* along a highway in Pampanga:
"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"

* in a Baguio grocery:
"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"

* in Cubao:
"NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"

* on a parking lot:
"TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED"

* along Luneta Boulevard:
"BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"

* on Jeepney and Bus signs:
"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"

* on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
"WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"

* on a delivery truck:
"NOT FOR HERE"

* on window of a restaurant in Baguio:
"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"

* A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a
university:
"PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN."

* At a men's comfort room, above a urinal:
"HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"

* at a construction site in Mandaluyong:
"BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"

* somewhere along San Andres:
"NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"

* vacant lot near makati ave.:
"DON'T PARKING"

* at an eatery in Cebu:
"WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!

and this is the best of them all!!
* on a building somewhere in the Philippines. ..
"NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO"

#8172
ayaw kalibog gelyan
#8173
Love Talk / Re: Kinsay mopahid sa mga Luha ni BULAK?
March 11, 2008, 02:32:31 PM
tawa nalng gud si bulak.wa nay luha
#8174
mao ba.naunsa namn tawn nang atong  lugar  oi pabadlong  man ang uban diha
#8175
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
March 11, 2008, 02:21:04 PM
Paniudto sa  tungang gabii:last night
                 rice  with  kalderetang oxtail
Pamahaw wala kay  hubog  gabii.
#8176
bitaw orchs mga pisot  kasagaran sa ilaha.classmate nako sauna sa  aero pa ko ingon sila na bawal  daw magpatuli sa  ilaha.
#8178
bitaw tinood gyud
#8179
isa ra  ka tawo ang ipartner
#8180
lol.pareson sila tanan.oi nganong gipartner man ko ni bulak nga naa namn si slackware
#8181
sa sungog nalang di mahiluna.mga ilonggo kay mga pisot man
#8182
bagay lagi.sige pakasal na dayon para  mahatag na nako ang regalo na dugay nakong giandam.lol
#8183
ihatag nalng na ni slackware oi bagay  bya sila blue
#8184
Health and Food / Re: Kinilaw nga Kabayo
March 10, 2008, 11:17:39 PM
lamia kung masuwayan na ug kaon oi
#8185
ngano  gud tawng magwala man na di man na nako uyab si bulak.Bagay  bitaw silang duha.deal na para makahatag nako ug regalo.
#8186
Quote from: Ginger on March 10, 2008, 11:12:51 PM

hahahah mag wala' si Vito ani.

di siguro Haze.
#8187
very important my friends because its an act of obedience to  God.
#8188
Health and Food / Re: Kinilaw nga Kabayo
March 10, 2008, 06:08:03 PM
unsa man ang lami ana orchs?
#8189
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
March 10, 2008, 06:03:55 PM
Pamahaw:
             fried rice with  hotdog and eggs
Paniudto:
              rice and sinigang na manok
panihapon later 1:03pm pa dire
#8190
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome Gerlie
March 09, 2008, 10:34:01 PM
diay daghan dire kalingawan !
#8191
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome Gerlie
March 09, 2008, 10:31:50 PM
Welcome aboard ma friend!
#8192
circumcision is the covenant  between  God and  Man means those who are circumcised means  his  people of  GOd.That was the time  of  Abraham.
#8193
yucks

sinigang na mata ng  kambing
#8194
yeah.its true and wishing  you a lot of blessings to come and  May the God of Peace will protect  you  everyday.
#8195
lol.sa november  pohon  mahibal-an ang  sunod na premyo.
#8196
yeah  you're  right  ma friend.i never  used any names aside  from the one that  i using  right now.
#8197
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
March 09, 2008, 10:08:59 PM
Pamahaw;
           fried rice with amplaya con carne
Paniudto;
           rice  with  beef bones adobo
Karon wala pa gutom na.
#8198
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
March 08, 2008, 07:51:33 PM
pamahaw  manok
paniudto manok
panihapon ambot lng
#8199
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
March 08, 2008, 07:50:23 PM
gatago diay?
#8200
wa ko kaila ana ni slackware oi.lain ang akong  identity