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So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money? --Ayn Rand

A vicious cycle?

Quote from: rogamz on May 30, 2010, 11:09:49 AM
Bay Hubs morag cge jud na bansay2x make into perfect dili sayon jud abilidara...
naa bitaw uban magtiayon mao lalisan gamay ky usahay magjaga jaga pabuhot, suko ilabina di mawa kabaho 

Naa mi silingan nga inigpangutot sa bana, ijang hawiran ijang asawa para dili makapalajo unja dili pa jud makasampong sa ilong, bwahaha! Sadistang banaha...

Quote from: rogamz on May 30, 2010, 11:01:39 AM
..absolutely right  apparently, I guess his photo being rejected by himself.. ..so now unfortunately, he is a sample on this thread hehehe.. 

Or he could be a ham actor who is willing to look ridiculous for a living...

Quote from: statesville on May 30, 2010, 10:03:48 AM
Ops, Hubag  I apologize nawala imong gana, I hope  makit-an nimog balik unya.

Way kaso, Ms. States, dugay rang nahilis ang halo-halo. In fact, I'm afraid part of it has turned to gas, bwahaha!

Quote from: islander on May 30, 2010, 09:39:49 AM
sakto ka, bai hubs.  ang gold ang sulod nga nag-utaw-utaw, hehehe.

He he, floating islanders, este, islands of gold...

Quote from: rogamz on May 30, 2010, 10:19:13 AM
Consider the source, and also their motivation as well....

Then, if you determine malice and/or detect a bloated ego, react appropriately...

Quote from: rogamz on May 30, 2010, 10:40:41 AM
Sophisticated "Fart"master....

ridiculous pud na morag niuso na naa Fart remote control....

He he, talagsaon bitaw ning abilidara, Bay Rogamz. Tiaw moy pwede pataghoyon ang lubot...

Quote from: statesville on May 30, 2010, 10:01:12 AM
whew! dah usab ka pa dinha, sigi kang usap sa
     used and recycled pa gyud nga biya sa mga pinoys...hahahahah

here's more;
The church held a "Marriage Seminar" and the Priest asked Luigi, as his 50th wedding anniversary
    approached, to share some insight into how he managed to stay married
    to the same woman all these years.

Luigi replied to his audience, "Well, I tried to treat her well and spend money on her.
    But the best thing I did was take her to Italy for our 20th anniversary."

The Priest said "Luigi, you are an inspiration to all husbands here today.
  Please tell the audience what you plan for your wife for your 50th anniversary."

Luigi proudly replied "I'm gonna go and get her,  I left her in Italy"

Bwahaha! Lahi pud ning iyang kabuang sa kang Carlos, he he...

Quote from: rogamz on May 30, 2010, 09:31:04 AM
haha korek ka bay Hubs.. og wa pa gyod ko makabasa libro karaan unsa jud mga mithi o kahibulongan nga sinaw kasagaran ang agtang pero sa ubos perte labunga noh...(morag nakakaon kasag galono oopps joke lamang jud, bitaw init tengale hinungdan pud) mga decada sinawon jud og hangtod karon panahona morag naa gihapon tengale ksagaran sa mga puti..(hinoon liwat2x lang)...

He he, kon tan-awon morag and buhok sa tuktok nibalhin sa suwang...

Quote from: rogamz on May 30, 2010, 10:00:59 AM
hehehe indeed sayop ako tampo sa last words phrases unta sibo ani thread, hisgot man hinoon samok..psenya ..

Psenya, he he, psenya pud sa spelling...

Quote from: islander on May 30, 2010, 09:33:22 AM
kamunggay mopilit sa ngipon.

Gitabonan lagi ang baba.

Quote from: islander on May 29, 2010, 10:35:34 PM
in fairness to him, bai hubs.  iyahang pagbuot nga adto siya matulog.  duha ra ang hinungdan ana.  tingali nahubog siya o mas nahimuot siya sa baho sa d-o-g sa doghouse kay sa akong perfume. (ligid-ligid nga nalingaw ko sa akong kaugalingon.)

Aw, kon maohon sija diay tingali ang gusto magpakawat...

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 30, 2010, 10:14:48 AM
He started off with a series of fart impressions… a new bride’s timid toot; her noisy, flapping emissions a week later; the solid, booming fart of a miller; and a majestic ten-second-long helping of flatulence to wrap up his introduction. He did impressions of famous people, he played songs, and he blew out candles. He did imitations of cannon fire, and reenacted a thunderstorm. And that was just the first portion of the show.

...

For the second part of his act, he stepped offstage and inserted a rubber tube into his orifice, which dangled out of a hole in the back of his trousers. His used the tube to smoke two cigarettes at once, one from each end; to blow out the flames of stage lights; and as a grand finale, he attached an ocarina to the end of the hose, and played popular tunes while inviting the audience to sing along.

Mao ni ang iyang poster sa Moulin Rouge:

Professional Farters
excerpts

by Alan Bellows
www.damninteresting.com



Joseph Pujol, a man of singular talent, was born in Marseilles, France in 1857. In his early youth it became clear that he was a natural entertainer, singing, dancing, and performing for his parents’ house guests. He had a love for music, and over the years he became handy with a trombone, but it was a different wind instrument that led to his eventual fame and fortune.

Young Joseph became alarmed one day when he was swimming in the sea, and took a deep breath before submerging. As he inhaled, he felt icy cold water entering through his rear end. He immediately returned to shore, and was astonished to see a great deal of seawater pouring from his backside. A doctor assured him that this was nothing to be concerned about, and it seems that Joseph took this advice to heart, exploring his strange new ability with a healthy curiosity.

He soon found that with a little abdominal control, he could deliberately suck water in through his anus, and project it back out with impressive force, creating a spout of several meters. Further experimentation led him to discover that he could also suck in large amounts of air if he contorted himself properly, which he could let out at will. He was also able to use varying pressures to produce distinct notes, allowing him to reproduce simple tunes. Needless to say, he became very popular at school as a result. But little did he know that this unique talent would one day make him the most well-known and most highly paid entertainer in all of France.

While Joseph was in the army he amused his fellow soldiers with his lowbrow tricks, and they gave him the nickname “Le Pétomane,” which translates roughly to “fartiste.” When he left the service he opened a bakery in Marseilles which was reputed to bake some of the finest bran muffins in the south of France, but he started a foray into show business when he began to feel restless.

In 1887 at age 30, “Le Pétomane” first took the stage in Marseilles. The initial attempt was met with some skepticism, since “petomanie” (or “fartistry”) was something of a novelty for the French. But he quickly won the audience over, and was a big success. He developed his act locally for about five years, then went on to Paris to try for the infamous Moulin Rouge. He succeeded.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I have the honor to present a session of Petomanie.” Such was his introduction at the famous vanity theater on his first night. He was very finely dressed in a red coat and black satin breeches, with a pair of white gloves held in his hands. He looked quite sophisticated as he explained to the audience that the emissions he was about to produce were completely odorless, since he irrigated his colon daily. The audience was completely unprepared for what lay ahead. And so he began.

He started off with a series of fart impressions… a new bride’s timid toot; her noisy, flapping emissions a week later; the solid, booming fart of a miller; and a majestic ten-second-long helping of flatulence to wrap up his introduction. He did impressions of famous people, he played songs, and he blew out candles. He did imitations of cannon fire, and reenacted a thunderstorm. And that was just the first portion of the show.

At first, the audience was astonished at the bizarre spectacle. But when the first uncontrollable laughter erupted from the crowd, it quickly spread throughout the theater. Soon the men and women were completely paralyzed with laughter, with tears streaming down their cheeks. A number of women passed out, unable to breathe in their tightly bound corsets, and had to be escorted from the theater by nurses.

For the second part of his act, he stepped offstage and inserted a rubber tube into his orifice, which dangled out of a hole in the back of his trousers. His used the tube to smoke two cigarettes at once, one from each end; to blow out the flames of stage lights; and as a grand finale, he attached an ocarina to the end of the hose, and played popular tunes while inviting the audience to sing along.

Overnight, Le Pétomane was a huge success. He used his unique physiology to entertain in this way for years, eventually becoming the highest paid entertainer in all of France, and perhaps the world.

Joseph opened a theater of his own and enjoyed many more years of success, until two of his sons were disabled in World War 1 in 1914. At that point he gave up the stage and went back to baking, and let his rectum content itself with more conventional pursuits. He died, aged 88 years, in 1945. When a medical school in Paris requested the privilege of examining the late Le Pétomane’s famous anus, the family declined, stating, “There are some things in this life which simply must be treated with reverence.”

Parehas ni da Vinci...

Quote from: rogamz on May 30, 2010, 09:04:13 AM
morag panday naghimo piskay balay, pero di makahimo piskay sa ilang kaugalingon balay (mao pod jamo budget pa piskay) hehehe...

sa unang panahon kasagaran lang nla scientist mga untidy mga taas bungot,  (naa pod uban wla jud'y ni turok nga bungot) basin likayan nila putol ilang bungot tungod ky mao bertod aron ha-it sa ilang alimpatakan permi sa pagconcentration....or morag wla panahon magpaguapo tungod sa invento hehehe... 

Kasagaran taas ang bungot pero sinaw ang agtang, Bay Rogamz...

Quote from: fdaray on May 30, 2010, 08:28:20 AM
How would the Earth looks like if there were no barbers and shaving of our hair was not invented.?

The earth in motion will look like this, Sir FD...

He he he...

Here he is:

Suppose there is a town with just one male barber, and that every man in the town keeps himself clean-shaven: some by shaving themselves, some by attending the barber. It seems reasonable to imagine that the barber obeys the following rule: He shaves all and only those men in town who do not shave themselves.

Under this scenario, we can ask the following question: Does the barber shave himself?
Asking this, however, we discover that the situation presented is in fact impossible:

- If the barber does not shave himself, he must abide by the rule and shave himself.
- If he does shave himself, according to the rule he will not shave himself.

(as formulated in www.listverse.com)

Quote from: magbalantay on May 28, 2010, 05:08:35 PM
natural ra na sa tawo mamutbot to protect something....malalaki or mabadji. Naa pud uban use lang sila ug delaying tactics hangtud makakita ug maayong rason. kung masakpan, limod jud taman, kung makalusot, ALLELUIA! 

naa pud tawo nga anad na jud mamutbot.  mas sayon ra jud nila mamotbot kay sa motug-an ug tinuod. pasensya na lang jud kung makahimamat mo aning klaseng tawo.  

Wa kaayo ko mahasol sa simpleng mga mamutbotay kay sayon ra man ilhon kon ang tawo nagsulti ba sa tinuod o wala. Mas makabwisit ang tigpakaaron-ingnon nga abilidaran unya uplok diay. 

Quote from: vhinz08 on May 30, 2010, 12:21:04 AM
magbinata.

Way gidulaw, he he...

Quote from: Vistabel on May 29, 2010, 11:15:19 PM
mag review-review sa lottery numbers kong usay maayo pustahan. duwa-duwa lang ba makadaug diay unya mag solitaire sab.

Bitaw, basin makadaog sa lottery. Sa panultihon pa, pilay palad sa unggoy.

At least usa ka palad hinuon ang gikinahanglan sa solitaire, diin ang player seguradong makadaog all the time...

Quote from: Vistabel on May 30, 2010, 03:04:12 AM
1st I’m comfortable to live the place where I raised.

2nd I can’t leave the small real properties which I own particular to those properties which I valued more, a properties inherited from our great grandparents. Who care of it if I leave?

3rd I have no chance to work and live abroad because I know my capability is not enough.

4th sa akong nakita sa TV walay tindahan sa abroad nga nag tinda ug Tuba malutas ko didto unya wala pod siguroi buwang/sabong sa abroad.

Naay sabong, Bay Vist, sa kadaghanan sa mga dapit nga naay Pinoy. Kon adto kas Antartica hinuon, aw, pwede tingali tudloan og sabong ang penguins, he he...

Quote from: Michael Ligalig on May 29, 2010, 06:35:18 PM
Touch
by Octavio Paz

My hands
Open the curtains of your being
Clothe you in a further nudity
Uncover the bodies of your body
My hands
Invent another body for your body

SMELL
by Botoy
(with thanks to Octavio)

My nose
Sniffs the bedsheets of your becoming
Bathes you with a restrained aroma
Inhales the essence of your exhalations
My nose
Creates another bouquet for your effluvium

Quote from: vhinz08 on May 30, 2010, 12:19:45 AM
Kay unsa diay klase ning hunsoy sa agta, mao baning mangluwa?

Mao tingali, kay gihubot-hubot, este, gibuhot-buhot man kuno ni Miss Scarbie...

Quote from: vhinz08 on May 30, 2010, 12:07:32 AM
Magmahay ang uban kung imong sumpayan ug lahing pulong kun dili ang akong pulong katapusan, jejejejehe har,har,.

Har har har, he he he, makatawa man pud ta nimo, Bay Vhinz, pero of course sakto ka.

Quote from: vhinz08 on May 29, 2010, 11:56:32 PM
lansang isubak sa monggos

Saktan pud og kamunggay.

Quote from: islander on May 29, 2010, 10:39:10 PM
pait man ang lansang.

Tay-an pud atong tinai.

Dennis Hopper, creator of hit 'Easy Rider,' dies (AP)
2 hours, 21 minutes ago

LOS ANGELES - Dennis Hopper, the high-flying Hollywood wild man whose memorable and erratic career included an early turn in "Rebel Without a Cause," an improbable smash with "Easy Rider" and a classic character role in "Blue Velvet," has died. He was 74.

Hopper died Saturday at his home in the Los Angeles beach community of Venice, surrounded by family and friends, family friend Alex Hitz said. Hopper's manager announced in October 2009 that he had been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

The success of "Easy Rider," and the spectacular failure of his next film, "The Last Movie," fit the pattern for the talented but sometimes uncontrollable actor-director, who also had parts in such favorites as "Apocalypse Now" and "Hoosiers." He was a two-time Academy Award nominee, and in March 2010, was honored with a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame .

After a promising start that included roles in two James Dean films, Hopper's acting career had languished as he developed a reputation for throwing tantrums and abusing alcohol and drugs. On the set of "True Grit," Hopper so angered John Wayne that the star reportedly chased Hopper with a loaded gun.

He married five times and led a dramatic life right to the end. In January 2010, Hopper filed to end his 14-year marriage to Victoria Hopper, who stated in court filings that the actor was seeking to cut her out of her inheritance, a claim Hopper denied.

"Much of Hollywood," wrote critic-historian David Thomson, "found Hopper a pain in the neck."

All was forgiven, at least for a moment, when he collaborated with another struggling actor, Peter Fonda, on a script about two pot-smoking, drug-dealing hippies on a motorcycle trip through the Southwest and South to take in the New Orleans Mardi Gras.

On the way, Hopper and Fonda befriend a drunken young lawyer ( Jack Nicholson , whom Hopper had resisted casting, in a breakout role), but arouse the enmity of Southern rednecks and are murdered before they can return home.

"'Easy Rider' was never a motorcycle movie to me," Hopper said in 2009. "A lot of it was about politically what was going on in the country."

Fonda produced "Easy Rider" and Hopper directed it for a meager $380,000. It went on to gross $40 million worldwide, a substantial sum for its time. The film caught on despite tension between Hopper and Fonda and between Hopper and the original choice for Nicholson's part, Rip Torn , who quit after a bitter argument with the director.

The film was a hit at Cannes, netted a best-screenplay Oscar nomination for Hopper, Fonda and Terry Southern, and has since been listed on the American Film Institute's ranking of the top 100 American films. The establishment gave official blessing in 1998 when "Easy Rider" was included in the United States National Film Registry for being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant."

Ug ang daw gidat-ogan nga dughan ni Bugsay
Sa gahom sa balak maajong pagkahumpay...

Quote from: Scarb on February 14, 2010, 08:05:49 AM
                           



   bistohanay nah ron..! 

               

He he, sweet jamo ang smile ni Inday...

Quote from: AsPo on November 14, 2009, 08:27:33 AM

hahahaha
nalugpitan dajon

Gilugpitan ni Dayang ang hunsoy sa agta? Dako raba jamo ning hunsoya...

Quote from: islander on May 29, 2010, 09:58:45 PM
nakaikyas man siya sa doghouse mao nga wa maapil ug alsa.

Bwahaha! Pakyas diay imong strategy nga adto nimo sija pakatulgon sa doghouse para maapil sa kawat. My condolences...

Kon baje and naked hiker, lud-on ang nag-grill og kusahos! Bwahaha!

Quote from: Michael Ligalig on May 29, 2010, 09:50:39 PM

naked hiker

He he, hiking naked per se appears to be allowable--ajaw lang agi duol sa communal barbecuing area. Basin lud-on ang nag-grill og sausages, bwahaha!  

Kaanindot sa talan-awon! Katin-aw sa tubig! Hayan motuhop sa atong galamhan ang kalinaw ug kahusay! Apan kahait sa bato, oi! Laslas man pud atong lagay ani!

Quote from: fdaray on April 28, 2010, 06:37:48 AM
Real pornographic objects ang gamiton kay dili man sila kakita , dili na braille system

Unja apilan pud og realistic smells, para morag tinuod kon simhot-simhoton, he he...

Quote from: way_paki on May 29, 2010, 08:02:41 PM
For me, it doesn't matter. Some younger people are more intellectually matured compared to older people. Age is not really the issue here. What matters is the advice given.

He he, bitaw, usahay makatsamba baja pud ning bata og saktong tambag...

Difficult time: Kanang kalibangon ko unja way kasilyas sa duol.

How I deal with it: He he, secret...

Quote from: way_paki on May 29, 2010, 08:54:30 PM
Monggos gisubakan ug buwad.

Unsang buwara, kanang lansang?

Quote from: way_paki on May 29, 2010, 08:51:05 PM
aguy, kakan-onon na ko.

Dali, kaon tag humba...

Wa lang ta kahibawo, basin dili lang kay panagsa, basin dili jud mag-toothbrush...

Quote from: way_paki on May 29, 2010, 08:49:39 PM
Maghukas daplin sa baybayon aron naay lilion.

Lilion jud ang maghukas aron dili magmahay...

Quote from: islander on May 29, 2010, 08:34:10 PM

sa cavite bitaw, diin daghag kawat, mga bisaya man kuno ang mga thieves.  aray, bisayaa nakong nakawatan--- mga katre, aparador, electric wires, apil pa ang doghouse gialsa. 

Maajo gani wala maapil sa kawat ang imong banana republic, Ms. Isle! Bwahaha! Joke³!

Quote from: way_paki on May 29, 2010, 08:47:56 PM
Bakuron inighuman ug tumba.

Monggos diay ang sud-an.

Quote from: way_paki on May 29, 2010, 08:46:43 PM
Kada pista ra man.

Way blema kon maohon.

Quote from: way_paki on May 29, 2010, 08:43:39 PM
Tide powder ang gamit ni Nanay manglaba.

Manglaba sa sapa dajon mangaligo nga maghukas...

Quote from: islander on May 29, 2010, 08:42:57 PM
tinuwang baboy na lang.

Tinumbang baka pwede pud.

Quote from: way_paki on May 29, 2010, 08:29:00 PM
Word can be spoken or written.

Written in the sand, our love letters were erased by the high tide.

Quote from: way_paki on May 29, 2010, 08:15:12 PM
Okay lang, basta panagsa.

Kausa ra kada adlaw...

Good. This is long overdue. Dugay na man tawon ning NBI nga way klarong accomplishments.

He he, sa wala nay ngipon, massage your gums twice a day na lang tingali...

A cautionary tale for TB members...

Quote from: Ching on May 29, 2010, 06:36:10 PM
tinuod jod na kay di kasabot aning mga txt nila, kon masabtan man dugay sa anahong bana2 kon unsa tuod toy ipasabot. usapa naa man koy PDA (personal digital assistant)

High-tech diay ang imong PDA, Ching, he he. Ako ari na lang sa Philippine Dental Association...

Quote from: windgate on May 29, 2010, 05:55:54 PM
aron magbolakbol si wolf..

Sinugbang baboy sunod i-post.

Let's revive this thread.

Past is past na, Bay Vist. Para nako angay nimong ikalipay nga apohan na ka. Maayo gani ning nasayop ta sa panahon sa atong kabatan-on kaysa unya pa ta masayop kon tiguwang na ta...

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. --James Dean

Quote from: sab_sad on May 28, 2010, 03:21:56 PM
lahi lahi nah silag location...kanang Tibaw og Kabagnow Cave duol-duol ranah cla... sa Fatima Bacong Anda Bohol na den ang Katuring Cave duol rapudnah cya sa Tibaw Cave kso lng hadlok nah cya na cave..wlay nakasarang dha og ligo..aheheheh

** ang kanang Banilad Cave ang location anah sa Dagohoy Bacong Anda Bohol maagian nah cya if moadto kag Anda White Beach Resort**ang kanang Cumbento Cave murag sa Virgen Anda Bohol nah cya..murag maagian pud atanah cya sa Bitoon Beach Resort (not so sure lng)
**Katiris Cave duol rapudnah cya sa DapDap Beach REsort...maagian rapudnah cya..

Sa ato pa, unlikely diay nga sumpay sila sa ilawom? Imagine kon sumpay unya naay guided tour. You go in one cave and go out the other...

Quote from: Vistabel on May 29, 2010, 04:54:00 PM
When my Gf get pregnant (both 16 yrs old /1st yr in UB @ that time). I told to her parents that I'm not the one responsible for her pregnancy. Pero wala magsilbe akong alibi nakapagsostento jud ko ug karon bag-o palang  may apo na si ako at 36

Congrats, Bay Vist. Grandpa at 36? That's a real accomplishment, if you ask me.

Quote from: islander on May 29, 2010, 04:42:56 PM
the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.  he won't believe me, of course, but he's supposed to be loyal anyway.

Duda ko nga chamber pot ang gi-promise, he he...

Unsaon na lang ni? I'm lonely because I have nothing to do. So what do I do? Kanta na lang ko, oi...

Lonely Boy
by Paul Anka

I'm just a lonely boy
Lonely and blue
I'm all alone
With nothin' to do

I've got everything
You could think of
But all I want
Is someone to love

Someone, yes, someone to love
Someone to kiss
Someone to hold
At a moment like this

I'd like to hear
Somebody say
I'll give you my love
Each night and day

I'm just a lonely boy
Lonely and blue
I'm all alone
With nothin' to do

I've got everything
You could think of
But all I want
Is someone to love

Somebody, somebody
Somebody, please
Send her to me
I'll make her happy
Just wait and see

I prayed so hard
To the heavens above
That I might find
Someone to love

I'm just a lonely boy
lonely and blue
I'm all alone
With nothin' to do

I've got everything
You could think of
But all I want
Is someone to love

The moon and stars...

Quote from: islander on May 29, 2010, 04:07:41 PM
ilawom sa akong hinuwamang niqab, bai hubag
dimalas kay way tungaw nga nitulibagbag
apan ang piyangaw nga akong gisulod sa tadjaw
paghigawas nahimong perikong opaw.

Ug sa kataposan ang kamatuoran mitumaw
Nga adunay mahilig jamo sa perikong upaw
Nga maoy tambaw sa panahon sa tumang kauhaw.
Ug ang resulta? Naay nagtikangkang nga gatyabaw.



(Oops sorry, nawala man diay ang tungaw sa passing. Sa sunod na lang, kaduhaon, bwahaha!)

Quote from: way_paki on May 29, 2010, 03:36:00 PM
i love english and mathematics..

Interesting. Mine was Math, then English. But I guess I took to all subjects except Pilipino which early on I resisted (courtesy of the air I was breathing then). Of course I've outgrown the prejudice--or so I hope.

I'm not very optimistic about the upcoming Morocco meet, the mood of the IWC notwithstanding. Agreement is unlikely and enforcement of protocols is well-nigh impossible.

Quote from: statesville on May 29, 2010, 09:22:49 AM
Hubag mao gyud na sila pero  ang grabe kon moubo ug kagalkal
  kaayo morag truck kagang-kagang, langkat
  pa gyud naay uban nga  ila lang sad tunlon. ngek!

Ngek! Paingon ra ba unta ko mokaon og halo-halo! Nawala hinuon akong gana! Aw, maayo hinuon para several hundred calories less...

Quote from: way_paki on May 29, 2010, 03:17:28 PM
unsa man nang ultra-conservative, bai HB?

Simply put, it means being conservative twice over. Like instead of going to church every Sunday, ones does it twice every Sunday. But I should not anticipate Bay Chonks and say more. After all, I could be sorely mistaken...   

Naay klase sa disorder nga medjo parehas sa ADHD (Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder). This afflicts people who call attention to themselves. Ang tawag ani kay KSPD, bwahaha!

Di na lang ko mosulti kay kahibawo na si Anne kon unsa...

Luoy jamo ang mga biktima. Parehas ani nga langgam...  


news.yahoo.com

Quote from: Chongki on May 27, 2010, 03:16:58 PM
conservative

Quote from: way_paki on May 29, 2010, 10:53:47 AM
wow, naa diay koy kauban. kaingon ko ug ako ray conservative. hehehe!

He he, ultra-conservative ra ba ni si Bay Chonks, Ms. Way...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 29, 2010, 09:13:46 AM
( I think this is funny, no offense to anyone, just a joke for the sake of reading and entertainment)

Pay Rise

I, Mr. P. Niss, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

The Response:

Dear P. Niss:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina

Bwahaha! The way I see it, dehado si P. Niss ni V. Gina sa argumento. Well, kon gahig ulo (he he) si P. Niss, basin mabiktima sija sa evil self ni V. Gina, si V. Ginismus!

Quote from: statesville on May 29, 2010, 09:17:25 AM
Hahaha, okey Hubag layo-layo pa gyud imong biyahe so hala
    enjoy ka lang sa daghang beauty on the way

Thanks, Ms. States. Dili lang gud pangitaon, kon naa lay maagian...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 28, 2010, 11:18:48 PM
Wala man gyud perfect marriage.. Mao gani nga inig kasal magholding hands just like boxers, sports una usa magsumbagay...

Bwahaha! Speaking of sumbagay, kahinumdom man lang ko ani sa joke, as follows:


Bana: Day, lagoma pod nimog bil*t, oi!

Asawa: Lagom man gani ang nawong ni Pakyaw nga makalikay, kani pa kahang akong bil*t nga sigi nimong gidabodabohan!


Bwahaha!

From what I've heard, the world doesn't lack for souls willing to lay down on the casting couch... 

Quote from: chicogon on May 29, 2010, 12:45:05 PM
Nakatawa ko sa question... hehehehe

Hehehehe. Nakatawa man gani ko...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 28, 2010, 10:05:03 PM
Adunahan ang Bohol sa kinaiyahan, mga puting baybayon, berdeng kakahuyan, mga maanyag nga kababaihan, mga utukan nga kalalakihan, mga kulturang walay kapareha.

Kapareha sa baki ang tawo nga tigpagawal
Puno sa kagid ang panit, ang dila nagdiwalwal.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 29, 2010, 08:58:41 AM
Hmmmm...I am impressed about you being so knowledgeable hubag...

He he, not at all. Kining wa tay lingaw mamalik man tong mga leksyon sa atong kabatan-on. Also, it's nice to maintain our youthful academic interest in all subjects, bisan tuod wa na ni labot sa atong chosen fields. As Mark Twain said, "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."

Quote from: statesville on May 29, 2010, 08:50:08 AM
Hahaha tinood gyud pero king mga tawo diri merika
  ba kay baliwala ra ila utot bisan  grabe kabaho anha
  pa gyud ipagawas bisan daghang tawo, para nila ang tug-ab maoy
  embarrassment para nila.
Syalan ba uy, nabali man hinoon.

Bitaw oi, at least and tug-ab dili man kaayo manimaho.

Ms. States, di ba wa ra pud nila nga mosikma in public (to tissue paper, of course)?

If I remember my history right, St. Augustine was the name given by Juan Ponce de Leon to that place in Florida where he accidentall landed while searching for the fountain of youth, which was supposed to be elsewhere.

So there's such a tourist attraction there? He he, funny how history is commercialized...  

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 29, 2010, 08:20:39 AM
I agree but still I maintain being skeptical about those people that will be profitting out of his weaknesses. As always, we can find them in any bureucracy.

There will be countless attempts to profit from Manny's mandate, that's for sure. For us in the sidelines, we can but hope that in public service as in boxing, Manny can hold his own and deliver knockout punches to boot.

Quote from: statesville on May 29, 2010, 01:59:05 AM
Billy Bob & the Frog
Billy Bob is 77 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
He looked around and couldn't see any one. img1.gif
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.
Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your woman!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
  " Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

He he, I'm still far from being 77 but I guess I'll do the same. It's easier to find a beautiful woman than a talking frog.

Quote from: hofelina on May 29, 2010, 04:48:12 AM
I will walk the beach in a swim suit that is stretched over a bulging body, and will dive into the waves with abandon if I choose to, despite the pitying glances from the jet set.

They, too, will get old.

Ah, there's the rub. Moabot ra pud ang ilang panahon...

Trying out new destinations, although staycation is always an option.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 29, 2010, 07:42:04 AM
Whahhhhhhhhh....sabagay uso man ang adviser. We just hope he will find a good one, kanang dili mo-advise nga kinahanglan molakaw siya murag bakang aron malikayan ang itlog kay taas og cholesterol...

Seriously speaking, daghang mga congregista nga balloon ang utok, at least si Pacman, basin matul-id niya ang anomalya sa Sports Authority aron maka-gold-medal ta maskig usa na lang sa Olympics.

Offhand, I can say that Manny is as smart as, if not smarter than, many of his would-be colleagues in Congress. And heart-wise, he is far superior to most of them. As it is, his choice of advisers would be crucial.

Quote from: Ching on May 29, 2010, 06:29:55 AM
daghan kaajong salamat, unsaon man ning tiguwang na, uwahi na sa mga gipang shortcut 

He he, daghan na bitaw rong mga shortcut, oi, ningsamot tungod aning text-text. A typical teenager's SMS sa atoa di jud nako masabtan...

Quote from: Vistabel on May 29, 2010, 12:13:35 AM
kana unta tong maglingkod nalang sa Silyang tumba-tumba samtang maglantaw sa mga manok pangsabong / derby unya maminaw ug drama sa radio, higop sikwating mainit dungan buhot-buhot sa tabacong tinostos.

OK ni, Bay Vist, pero kon akoy papilion adto na lang ni sa setentahon o otsentahon na ko...

Quote from: jig37504 on May 29, 2010, 06:09:42 AM
sakto kaayo bay Hubs. amo pud apilan ug lipat-lipat ug storya para malibog pud sila hahaha pagka way pu-angod jud

He he, aw, kon dili nato entrahan og atik, kita man pud ang masikwate...

"Public display of attention" man tingali ang buot ipasabot ni Anne diri, Ching.

Quote from: Vistabel on May 29, 2010, 04:20:27 AM
my citizenship (ako'y Filipino)

Nice one, Bay Vist. Yes, many times I find myself volunteering this information.

Quote from: jig37504 on May 29, 2010, 05:26:30 AM
mao lagi wolf one way namo na-preparahan ni is naka-save mig 1k sterling pounds sa among plete (nakabarato mig ticket) which is partly alloted na for Christmas. magbalhin-balhin mi para lisod dakpon sa mga paryente hahaha

Bwahaha! Sakto nang balhin-balhin, Bay Jigs. Kining pagbakasyon matandi sa boxing: kon pagpatara ka, nah, bugbog sarado jud!

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on May 29, 2010, 03:28:33 AM
humana ug attend si manny sa iyang klase. 1 week ra man to nga course. crash course lang to.

Mao ba? Ingon gud bachelor's degree.

Ah, basin Introduction to Parliamentary Procedure ra diay to. (Kay lahi ra ba ang procedure nga naandan ni Manny...)

Quote from: bugsay on May 27, 2010, 12:46:27 PM
sakto ka Padz, bitayon, nya ang itlog mauy hiktan....bwahehehe

Unsaon na man lang tong mga politiko nga macho kuno pero way itlog, bwahaha!

It's nice to be able to come right out and say this or that was the happiest moment in my life. I don't know. It seems to me that as you grow older it becomes increasingly difficult to answer this question.

Bwahaha! Natural gas which in some people are potent enough to be used in chemical warfare!

This is way beyond bad...

Quote from: Chongki on May 29, 2010, 12:21:33 AM
take it lightly

but don't forget it