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#80301
Introduce Yourself / Re: Mag-ila-ila lagi ta
June 05, 2010, 02:44:03 PM
Quote from: bugsay on June 05, 2010, 02:41:55 PM
ilisan lang nato ang title ani "Mag tila-tila lagi ta"..

Bwahaha! Wagtang jud ang katol! ;D
#80302
Quote from: you-in-me on June 05, 2010, 02:40:19 PM
    unsaon na lang ni....tug-an sa tinuod ba? ;D ;D ;D ulitaw or ulit na tawo? ;D ;D ;D ;D

Secret lang, kay basin naay nangangkon nga ato kunong asawa, bwahaha! ;D
#80303
Introduce Yourself / Re: Mag-ila-ila lagi ta
June 05, 2010, 02:40:19 PM
Bwahaha, basin ukoy diay nga naglangoy-langoy sa Pasig River, mao nga sulod-gawas ra sa Mandaluyong... ;D
#80304
Quote from: you-in-me on June 05, 2010, 02:31:34 PM
   ulitawong ulay diay ka hubs? na parehas man diay ta ani...apilon nato si lindy...dalagang ulay...dalagang bukid! aruy2x ;D ;D ;D

He he, ari bitaw ko diri sa TB magpawala sa kalaay kon dili na kaya ang lain nga lingaw, bwahaha! ;D
#80305
Quote from: magbalantay on June 05, 2010, 02:24:39 PM
    ;D ;D ;D ;D kaw jud hubs, yaw pud. mawad-an ta ug kalingawan! ;D ;D ;D

Bitaw, Bay Mags, kapila na man gud ko mabiktima nga gipapas ahong posts... :P
#80306
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: DILA
June 05, 2010, 02:28:26 PM
D - Dali
I - Inday
L - Liki
A - Andama

;D
#80307
Philippine Photo Gallery / Re: Picture of the Day
June 05, 2010, 02:23:43 PM
Quote from: windgate on June 05, 2010, 01:50:01 PM
mao ba. tingalig 2 tons nga mcdonalds. hehehe

He he, delikado ang McDonalds kay kon a-kan-on sa duha, mosamot katuwad ang pick-up... ;D
#80308
Quote from: bugsay on June 05, 2010, 02:16:07 PM
aguy...mag to-to ang duha ka laway nato ana, bai Hubs,

He he, kon laway nay hisgotan, kahinumdom man pud tas super laway nga gipangwilik sa lim-aw sa cyberspace... :P
#80309
How to respond to criticism? Hmm... Erase the post?

:P
#80310
Quote from: bugsay on June 05, 2010, 02:09:54 PM
binignit unta to...

binignit nga gibuliboran og pinakupsan nga delicacy? ;D
#80311
Quote from: islander on June 05, 2010, 02:01:11 PM
paskang lingawa tingali nimo no?  wa god nimo awata. ;D

Sa tinuod lang, gusto unta kong moawat pinaagi sa paghubo sa panty nilang duha, para tabla, pero diha man guy daghang nanan-aw... ;D
#80312
Quote from: fdaray on June 05, 2010, 12:49:14 PM
Aron dili ma "lack of sleep ," dili na lang matulog.

Para madali, dili na lang pud mokaon...
#80313
Jokes and Humor / Re: How To Manage Temper
June 05, 2010, 01:55:29 PM
He he, Maayo na lang gani kay nagpustiso na si Mr....
#80314
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 05, 2010, 12:36:23 PM
sugar is heaven....no doubt about that.

Yes, sugar is heaven, just as diabetes is hell... ;D
#80315
Love Talk / Re: Significance of Friends
June 05, 2010, 01:48:56 PM
Quote from: hazel on July 07, 2007, 05:04:06 PM
True friendship is about putting your feet up and knowing that someone is there to bail you out when the world might walk out on you.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, putting your feet up is always a dangerous enterprise, especially when your legs are wide apart... ;D
#80316
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Pictures
June 05, 2010, 01:41:41 PM
Quote from: Chongki on June 05, 2010, 11:13:22 AM
ang sa atubangan kaha bai hubs happy face pod o basig sad na?  ;D

Kon tak-om, sad, pero kon nagnganga, happy pas tanang nangamatay... ;D
#80317
deep-fried much-exercised lower extremities... ;D
#80318
LGU Philippines / Re: Boy Abunda: A Cabinet Member?
June 05, 2010, 01:35:43 PM
Quote from: bugsay on June 05, 2010, 11:17:38 AM
surviving pod...hehehe

He he, nagsalig lang ka, Bay Bugs, nga way baki diha sa imong workplace... ;D
#80319
LGU Philippines / Re: Boy Abunda: A Cabinet Member?
June 05, 2010, 01:32:18 PM
Quote from: Chongki on June 05, 2010, 11:10:24 AM
adtu nalang si boy abunda sa mtrcb o kadtung post ni edu manzano before kay related sa iyang craft :)

MTRCB? Kadtong gipangulohan kaniadto ni Manoling Morato? Ngano? Naa ba diay similarity si Morato ug si Abunda?
#80320
Quote from: statesville on June 05, 2010, 10:00:29 AM
Tinood gyud bitaw na lami ikaon kon malipayon ka
  pero kon sapoton mawala ang gana  ::)

Kon gusto moniwang ang tawo, atong tabangan pinaagi sa pagbuhat og mga butang nga makasapot kaniya... ;D
#80321
Philippine Photo Gallery / Re: Picture of the Day
June 05, 2010, 01:26:07 PM
Quote from: windgate on June 05, 2010, 09:44:56 AM
naka-props man ni.  Wala man lagi mahajang ag pick-up. hehehehe

Ang front sa pick-up gipabug-atan og 2 tons nga puthaw... ;D
#80322
Philippine Business News / Re: Guatemala sink hole
June 05, 2010, 01:21:54 PM
Quote from: bugsay on June 05, 2010, 09:22:21 AM
wa ta kahibawo nga basin naay giant agokoy diha's ilawom......di pod seguro baki;D

Aw, kon suyop ang hisgotan, usual suspect ang baki... ;D
#80323
Quote from: lindy on June 04, 2010, 08:31:11 AM
married pag uli sa balay and at the same time single kon molaag. what a life.

Basta way naka abresiete, single jud ta anang panahona... ;D
#80324
Quote from: lindy on June 05, 2010, 12:26:34 PM
ulit nga tawo diay ka bay hubs.parison diay ta ka dalagang ulay man pod ko.


Bwahaha! Magdaog diay kaha ta ani... ;D
#80325
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 05, 2010, 12:59:10 PM

hahahhaa!

Hubs ug mag away ming duha diri sa akong Neanderthal nga room mate kay di man ko tagdon, mosamut jud ko kalagut! hahahahahaha! maajo pa awayon ko ug bawos kay mahupay ko! shalan ba oi! ;D

Bitaw, kanang cold shoulder maoy gitawag nga the unkindest cut of all. Mga baje mosurok jud ang dugo kon i-bale wala, bwahaha! ;D
#80326
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
June 05, 2010, 01:12:18 PM
Quote from: jorgeanna on June 05, 2010, 01:02:44 PM
basketball player akong bana........

player pud reverse basketball... ;D
#80327
Jokes and Humor / Re: The Bishop and the Ass
June 05, 2010, 01:10:42 PM
He he, mao na ni. Words kill, literally... ;D
#80328
Sa amoa kay kompleto, pan de lecheng jawa... ;D
#80329
Quote from: AsPo on June 05, 2010, 09:06:18 AM
lolla unsa nang pan de leche?wala man god na sa amoa sa bukid.

Unsa may naa sa injo, Asp, pan de jawa? ;D
#80330
Ni-claim baja to si Al Gore nga ang love affair nila ni Tipper maoy inspiration sa kang Erich Segal nga nobela Love Story...
#80331
Quote from: Lollapalooza on June 04, 2010, 01:20:55 PM
saging maruya ug softdrinks


batchoy paresan ug pan de leche


sikwate paresan ug puto maya

Daghana gud nimog favorite, Ms. Lolla... ;D
#80332
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Pictures
June 05, 2010, 08:58:56 AM
Quote from: statesville on June 05, 2010, 07:33:33 AM
Happy shopping at wal mart

<img src="http://1websurfer.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/happy-face-underwear.jpg">

Nindot ni kay kon makaihi pasanginlan nga nagtabisay ang laway ni Mr. Happy Face... ;D
#80333
Philippine Business News / Re: Guatemala sink hole
June 05, 2010, 08:53:34 AM
Ngano kaha ang ang expression swallow UP man, nga DOWN man paingon... ;D
#80334
Philippine Business News / Re: Guatemala sink hole
June 05, 2010, 08:50:58 AM
In many cases mokalit ra ni og develop, kuyawa kon gatindog ka sa mismong dapit, mao na ni ang giingon nga swallowed up by the earth... :P
#80335
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Aesop's Fables
June 05, 2010, 08:47:28 AM
Quote from: statesville on June 05, 2010, 08:36:07 AM
Hala padayon kita sa  fables;

  The Lion and the Boar


  A LION and a Boar, who were fighting for water at a pool, saw some
     vultures hovering significantly above them. 
"Let us make up our quarrel," said the Boar,
    "or these fellows will get one of us, sure."

  "I should not so much mind that," replied the Lion,
    "if they would get the right one.  However,
    I am willing to stop fighting, and then perhaps I can grab a vulture.
        I like chicken better than pork, anyhow."

moral lesson: stop bickering, eat all you can  ;D

He he, if the lion can't grab a vulture, balikan na lang niya ang baboy-ihalas ug magmantinir na lang siyag pork... ;D
#80336
LGU Philippines / Re: Boy Abunda: A Cabinet Member?
June 05, 2010, 08:42:15 AM
Quote from: magbalantay on June 05, 2010, 08:07:22 AM
     ;D :D ;D :D BUTANGI!  ;D :D ;D :D Nai gipahiwatig ani, hubs ni Su Tung-po sa mga myembro sa cabinete? Aw syalan ba?   ;D ;D ;D ;D

He he, bitaw I hope nga dili na ni ron applicable, Bay Mags, kay almost 1,000 years old na man ni nga poem... ;D
#80337
Diha to koy kabit nga nailhan sauna nga mag-shorts jud all the time under her skirt, kay kuno kon masakpan sa asawa unya moabot ang engkwentro sa bugno, andam siya. Nagtuon pud gani to siya og judo... ;D
#80338
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Giinom Karon?
June 05, 2010, 07:44:37 AM

Naghisgot na man lang jud tag ilimnon, kini maoy akong sugyot:

urine therapy
www.skepdic.com

Drink water from your own cistern, flowing water from your own well. (The Book of Proverbs 5:15)

But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? Hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you? (Isaiah 36:12) (See also 2 Kings 18:27)

More than three million Chinese drink their own urine in the belief it is good for their health, according to the official Xinhua news agency.


Urine therapy refers to one of several uses of urine to prevent or cure sickness, to enhance beauty, or to cleanse one's bowels. Most devotees drink the midstream of their morning urine. Some prefer it straight and steaming hot; others mix it with juice or serve it over fruit. Some prefer a couple of urine drops mixed with a tablespoon of water applied sublingually several times a day.

Some wash themselves in their own golden fluid to improve their skin quality. Many modern Japanese women are said to engage in urine bathing.

The truly daring use their own urine as an enema.

Urine is not quite the breakfast of champions, but it is the elixir of choice of a number of holy men in India where drinking urine has been practiced for thousands of years. The drink is also the preferred pick-me-up for a growing number of naturopaths and other advocates of  "nature cures." 

The main attractions of this ultimate home brew are its cost, availability and portability. It is much cheaper than that other "water of life," whiskey (uisge beatha), which also has been hailed for its medicinal qualities. Unlike whiskey, however, urine is always available, everyone carries a supply at all times, and, for most people, there are no intoxicating side effects.

Furthermore, the urge to overindulge is almost absent when drinking urine.  The same can't be said for good single malt such as Highland Park or a good whiskey such as Black Bush.

;D
#80339
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Giinom Karon?
June 05, 2010, 07:35:47 AM
Quote from: wolfpack823 on June 05, 2010, 07:27:17 AM
Yellow rice and sauted ground pork with veggie

He he, morag nasaag na pud lagi ka, Ms. Wolf... ;D
#80340
LGU Philippines / Re: Boy Abunda: A Cabinet Member?
June 05, 2010, 07:33:09 AM
He he, niay nindot nga balak nga akong gipahinungod sa umaabot nga mga miyembro sa Gabinete ni Noynoy...

On the birth of his son  

Families, when a child is born
Want it to be intelligent.
I, through intelligence,
Having wrecked my whole life,
Only hope the baby will prove
Ignorant and stupid.
Then he will crown a tranquil life
By becoming a Cabinet Minister.


--Su Tung-po  

;D

#80341
Quote from: pHaNtOm_X on June 05, 2010, 06:44:21 AM
Dili man ma Task Force kung dili questionable ang character.

Bwahaha! Mao diay ang qualification... ;D
#80342
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 05, 2010, 06:52:29 AM
Quote from: wolfpack823 on June 05, 2010, 02:33:15 AM
Mokiay-kiay ba kaha ang Cebinete ni Noy Aquino, Abangan ang next chapter.

Chapter One ani alegre jud, pero naay usa ka kiay-kiayero (naa ba ni?) nga nibalibad na kuno sa gitanyag nga posisyon...
#80343
Quote from: lindy on June 05, 2010, 05:29:15 AM
pastilan daghana na gyud ning hitaboa diha sa ato karon. at least kadtong akong nailhan wala moabot sa patyanay.

Diha koy nasaksihan nga naghinuboay, nagkapanty-panty na lang gud, Bay Linds...
#80344
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Annabel lee
June 05, 2010, 06:39:29 AM
Quote from: statesville on June 05, 2010, 05:52:03 AM
Hubag,  naluya kog katawa aning imong cannibal lee
   <img src="http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif">

He he, samot pa jud kon makadungog ka ani nga gibasa with emotion, as if in the original wording. Makaluha jud kag kinatawa... ;D
#80345
Quote from: mistyeyed on June 05, 2010, 04:31:21 AM
Nabanhaw napod ko,nindot ning topica ba...Pagmenyo jud mo aron makatilaw sa kamenyoong kinabuhi..Nahuman naku ug ka dalaga but i could say nga nindot jud ang ma mamenyo kay naay gakson permi ig ka gabii..malipay pod ka maghulat ilabina ug naay umaabot nga liwat..Ang kamenyoon naa jud nay unos but naa ra na nimo ug mag paapekto ka sa bagyo.positive thinking ra gud ug magpabadlong ang bana then be strong to face the tide..hehe..Congrats sa mga namenyo na kay kasulay namo ug unsa ug sa wa pa e enjoy sa lang ang pagka single aron di magmahay ig mamenyo na.Generally, married life is worth living for..Store more love in yourself so you can give more love even if it fails..

Hi, Mist. Musta na. Matay, bilib ko sa imong testimony. Taop jud. Congrats.

Magmahay man tingali diay ko aning akong pagkaulitawo... ;D
#80346
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: BATOBALANI SA GUGMA
June 04, 2010, 10:38:36 PM
Quote from: bugsay on June 04, 2010, 10:35:00 PM
mao ni batobalani sa baki?...hehehe

Batobalani sa baki nga ang gugma maoy naglabaw
Mao nga nagsulimbad hinuon ang ijang kalimutaw.

;D
#80347
Quote from: AsPo on June 04, 2010, 10:19:41 PM
hahaha
that saliva,no way,kay makahilo na.na og mahilo ko moingon unja nga GOD have the reason.

He he, God-given sticky poison...
#80348
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: BATOBALANI SA GUGMA
June 04, 2010, 10:32:42 PM
Quote from: taga tigbao on June 03, 2010, 09:38:04 AM
Baki nga sige kokak dinhi
Wa pa gajud intawon hiilhi
Istoryang binaki kita nagwali
Taympa ra si kinsa man ni? ;D

Kanang mga pulong nga "kokak" ug "wali"
Maoy giya sa hustong tubag tingali;
Ug ajaw wad-a sa imong panumdoman
Ang tingsi sa baki nga gamhanan.

;D
#80349
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
June 04, 2010, 10:13:12 PM
Quote from: AsPo on June 04, 2010, 10:05:40 PM
hahaha
basina ang ijaha,mura rag toothpick.unja ang asawa mura kadak-a sa palanggana.

Basin masujop pa ang tibuok nijang lawas, lamyon sa way kulalooy... ;D
#80350
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
June 04, 2010, 10:11:05 PM
Quote from: AsPo on June 04, 2010, 09:53:00 PM
hala
gusto diay pod ka magpasuck/basin ang imo 3x a day.
peace hubs

Kada gahi, he he... ;D
#80351
Quote from: AsPo on June 04, 2010, 10:01:56 PM
bwahaa
shoot it,but not counted.

He he, shoot that saliva! ;D
#80352
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
June 04, 2010, 10:03:47 PM
Quote from: AsPo on June 04, 2010, 09:55:51 PM
bwahaaaa
nahadlok ang ten ten sa asawa mao nga nipingoy lang jod sija,dili na motindog.kay gahurog hurog gatan aw.

Makalisang jud pud hinuon tan-awon ang asawa. Labi na kay ang bana morag Esboy... ;D
#80353
Quote from: AsPo on June 04, 2010, 09:50:56 PM
hahhahah
ay di bali nang mura ra kog woju woju,ajaw alng ng american fROG.galuhod kay ninglili una,
hahha

He he, good idea. Ingon ra ba ang Ginoo nga you shall not have other gods before Him...

2nd Commandment, kitty...

Bwahaha! Shoot 'em up, baby! ;D
#80354
Quote from: AsPo on June 04, 2010, 09:45:41 PM
nikatawa ka nga gatak-om hubs,ukaba ang baba,ako galuhod ko mao nga h og m ra nigawas.
hahahha

Nganong galuhod ug gatak-om man ka, Asp, nag-ampo ka nga maparehas kagamhanan sa American frog? ;D
#80356
LGU Philippines / Re: Boy Abunda: A Cabinet Member?
June 04, 2010, 09:39:07 PM
Quote from: way_paki on June 04, 2010, 09:30:50 PM
Now, I admire him even more. He just proves that he's not corrupt.

Or he could just be pragmatic. And has done his math--and social studies, for that matter.
#80357
Quote from: Lorenzo on June 03, 2010, 12:18:44 AM
It's part of our God-Given American Rights!

:)

2nd Amendment, baby...



How nice of God...
#80358
Philippine Photo Gallery / Re: Sakay sa Habal habal
June 04, 2010, 09:19:58 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 04, 2010, 02:17:21 PM
ana diay na hahahaha, BAHAL BAHAL na lang ta ani, murag ngilngig man kaayo nang mag habal habal.

Bwahaha, kon permihon nato ning bahal-bahal, aw, mamora jud ta ani sa baki nga kutob ra sa gakos-gakos... ;D
#80359
General Topic / Re: The World of Fantasy
June 04, 2010, 09:05:18 PM



#80360
Quote from: windgate on June 03, 2010, 09:04:44 PM
Ad2 mi Olmuk'
akay me jep'
O2g ayo dagan
to2y to2y gud'
Way brep' brep'
abot hulbada'
eyot bitaw na
liged! Da moh Mu lagi', Monge
nu'on. Hehehe!!

Another version:

Adto ko Mutuan,
akay ko nyep,
otenta mlete.
Utog ayo dagan,
wa brip-brip.
Abot kulbada,
iyоt bitaw ligid,
ah, mumo mi.
Da, mungi lagi mi.

;D
#80361
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 04, 2010, 08:30:03 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 04, 2010, 08:17:17 PM
kaligutgut, unsa ma ni nga pulong bay Hubs mao ba ni ang nasubo?


Nasubo, kana ang tawo nga napakyas; apan ang kaligutgot maoy mohupot sa tawo nga nakatagamtam sa pagbudhi.
#80362
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Annabel lee
June 04, 2010, 08:25:07 PM
Quote from: islander on April 07, 2010, 05:44:49 PM
and the moonshine always gleams
for political posters and their screams.
in tubagbohol threads, they shamelessly
parade their zombie bets with annabel lee.   

but now the election is well over
and the zombies are running for cover
and some dumb neanderthal poetaster
proves how lousy he is as a lover
#80363
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 04, 2010, 07:58:05 PM
sayang wala ko kabantay karon lang naa diay sinok liay sa mga bala ug naay mga impostor ug contrabida ani nga thread, mingaw na hinoon, abot naman gud mga pulis kung sa salida pa. bwahahahha

He he, sorry na lang jud nga naulahi ka, Bay Vhinz, pastilan ka-thrilling! Labi na kadtong kausa o kaduha ba nga ang kontrabida naigo sa sharpshooter unja napungil ang sungay, bwahaha! ;D
#80364
Quote from: taga tigbao on June 03, 2010, 12:19:40 PM
Sus, nagpinatjanay na tungod sa laki.  :(

Dako jud tingali...

ang ilang pagtuo nga ang tawo maoy mohaw-as kanila sa kalisod...
#80365
General Topic / Re: Virginity Restoration
June 04, 2010, 07:49:50 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 03, 2010, 02:43:27 PM
unsa man kanang de roska?

Quote from: gintonic on June 03, 2010, 11:27:04 AM
ok ra parewstore pabutangi lang ug elastic band nga naa draw string hehehe para adjustable

Kujaw kon kadtong klase nga kon wala lamii pwede gamiton para putor riok... ;D
#80366
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 04, 2010, 06:42:51 PM
LBLH (Lisod Bugsayon, Lisud Hubagon)  ;D

Bwahaha! Mobuto man pud atong hubag ani, Bay Vhinz! ;D
#80367
Question and Answer / Re: Do you still eat Ginamos?
June 04, 2010, 07:36:57 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 04, 2010, 06:28:14 PM
ginamos maka taya daw bay hubs?

Makataya sa mga baratohon og ginhawaan, Bay Vhinz. Pero kita nga stainless steel og tinai...

;D
#80368
Quote from: AsPo on June 04, 2010, 06:31:09 PM
naa pa hubs,ang goatfrog.

He he, kining billygoatfrog hinuon, ato na lang jud nga antuson kay bisag unsaon, hungog man sa tanang panahon... ;D
#80369
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
June 04, 2010, 07:32:16 PM
#80370
Quote from: bugsay on June 04, 2010, 06:36:49 PM
sakpan.....bwhahahaha

He he, sakpan diay ka, Bay Bugs? Taghap-taghap ra baya tong ako... ;D
#80371
Weird and Extreme / Re: Goodbye World's Ugliest Dog
June 04, 2010, 07:25:39 PM


Quote from: jorgeanna on June 04, 2010, 06:39:43 PM


Courtesy of Times Online, the U.K. Click for additional coverage and related stories.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article6828862.ece



Sabagay, pareson silang duha. (But I'm willing to offer myself to Mrs. Wang for free--that is, after learning a dog trick or two...) ;D

#80372
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 04, 2010, 07:19:17 PM
Quote from: bugsay on June 04, 2010, 06:50:41 PM
"hole"buta kay ganina rang nagtaroy, ug nasulod na raba daw ang usa ka itlog.. ::)
Itlog nga bugok tingali kay naapil man ka-shot sa bangag, o kaha dako-dako jud ang bangag nga angay tawgon nga lugot sa kaligutgot... ;D
#80373
Maglisod hinuon ta kon ang atong kainom miyembro sa asosasyon nga LBLH (lisod busgon, lisog hubgon), bwahaha! ;D
#80374
Hmm... Wala na ba kahay mga hinanib nga tahasan pagtaak dinhi sa andam ug tagana nga huyong-huyong sa nag-alintabong mga pagbati? ;D
#80375
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
June 04, 2010, 06:19:39 PM


Bwahaha! Bentaha jud kon baki atong kauban! ;D
#80376
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
June 04, 2010, 06:16:09 PM
Quote from: statesville on June 01, 2010, 11:23:45 PM
<img src="http://orkutluv.com/images/Cartoon%20Jokes%20(140).jpg">


Bwahaha! Gusto unta nga makakitag lubot,
Unsaon nga ang lingkoranan man ang naibot...

;D
#80377
Philippine Business News / Re: Guatemala sink hole
June 04, 2010, 05:59:00 PM
Quote from: vrglguapo on June 04, 2010, 05:55:51 PM
basin naay mga E.T. nga nagpuyo diha,i myself believe we are not the only human being in this whole universe..

Ambot lang kaha kon human ba, pero very likely naay laing intelligent beings... 
#80378
Medjo abusado baja ning nga tawhana, gasalig sa ilang ujoan... ;D
#80379
Philippine Business News / Re: Guatemala sink hole
June 04, 2010, 05:52:42 PM
Ang nindot nga sinkhole kadtong tua sa dagat, unsa ba to, basta morag otherworldly...
#80380
Quote from: vrglguapo on June 04, 2010, 05:44:56 PM
Baji cguro nang terrorist kay way itlog hahaha...

He he, OK kon maohon, pero kon lalaki nga way itlog, kanay kahadlokan, bwahaha! ;D
#80381
Quote from: vrglguapo on June 04, 2010, 05:27:15 PM
Tagdon lang sab.. ;D

He he, mao. Tagdon lang jud kay kon maliso ang tornilyo, kargo de konsensya pa... ;D
#80382
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 04, 2010, 05:33:28 PM
greedy = hakog sa gahum
daghan pud klase ani nga mga negative traits dili lang about power or position mahadlok mahibal-an ang iyang namauhan, knowledge is a gift from God and no one can snatch it from you, its a unique wisdom that needs to be shared.

kanang kusog pod mamulutan (selfishness) bwahhahahaha.  ;D

Naay mga tawo nga mogamit sa gahom aron ma-terrorize and uban. Gusto nila nga mokurog ang itlog sa uban. Kining klaseha sa tawo malagmit nagsalig kay wala sijay itlog! Bwahaha! ;D
#80383
Quote from: bugsay on June 04, 2010, 12:32:27 PM
honesty
understanding
trust..

uyyy...asa na man to ang love? mura'g naa na man seguro sa tulo, or ang tulo ba kaha ang gibugkos sa usa;D

On the part of the husband:

honesty - mosulti sa tinuod nga wala kay hilig mangabit
understanding - mosabot nga ang asawa dili mosugot kon naa kay kabit
trust - mosalig nga motuo ang asawa sa imong gisulti

;D
#80384
Quote from: bugsay on June 04, 2010, 12:23:47 PM
di kaha ang usa ka itlog?...bwahahahah

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 04, 2010, 12:25:37 PM
Bwahahahahaha. Usa ka itlog naa sa gawas ang usa tua sa sud. ;D

Kay ngano, duha ba diay kabuok imong itlog, Bay Tigs?  ;D
#80385
Naa ra bay uban nga kon dili tagdon mosamot kasuya... ;D
#80386
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 04, 2010, 05:17:37 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 04, 2010, 04:57:37 PM
found from the lake a big catfish inside the hole.

Hole in the wall promises heaven and is therefore called glory hole... ;D
#80387
Quote from: magbalantay on June 04, 2010, 08:15:32 AM
     ;D ;D ;D dili na lang na nato i-mind mdb. kung mau na ilang ikalipay, so be it....kamubo ra pud ila kalipay diay?self-righteous? mau ra ni ang maka kondenar sa ilang mga kalag! kana kung naa pa silay kalag...kalabira hinuon naa! ;D ;D ;D 

Something like this?



;D
#80388
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 03, 2010, 01:20:38 AM
PAKA ARON INGNON! (binisaya sa self righteous, mga tawo nga nag patuo sa kadaghanan nga sila BUOTAN!) syit! i would rather zip my mouth kay....


Buotan nga relihiyoso? ;D
#80389
Pikatan inig talikod... ;D
#80390
LGU Philippines / Re: Boy Abunda: A Cabinet Member?
June 04, 2010, 04:49:01 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 04, 2010, 04:02:02 PM
maybe he wants to be secretary of defense. joke

Bwahaha. Dajon tudloan ang mga sundalo unsaon pagmartsa ug pag public speaking aron molihay ang mga bala... ;D
#80391
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 04, 2010, 04:45:21 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 04, 2010, 03:06:03 PM
hilaw ang nilung-ag nga saging nga giparisan sa ginamos ug manggang hilaw, por bida.

Bida si Shia LaBeouf sa salidang transformer the fallen.

Fallen leaves in a crooked little town, they were lost and never found...
#80392
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: At Home in Cebu
June 04, 2010, 04:41:39 PM
Congrats on your soft landing, Bay Ben. Relax lang--and be ready for a few Cebuano surprises... ;D
#80393
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
June 04, 2010, 04:35:53 PM
I prefer tongue-tied knowledge to ignorant loquacity. --Marcus Tullius Cicero

#80394
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 04, 2010, 02:14:24 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 04, 2010, 01:47:49 PM
shabu way ayo na bisyo, diba?

diba angay dabudabuhan ang tig-shabu labi na tong mag bida...
#80395
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
June 04, 2010, 02:04:29 PM
Quote from: statesville on June 03, 2010, 12:54:32 AM
Hubag, mao nay mahitabo kon motulibagbag na ang  sulod sa bagolbagol, hahahahaha
           daghan ni sa mga pulitico kalit ma amnesia

He he, di jud tuod mahasol sa tanlag ang tawo nga nakalimot na sa iyang gisaad nga wala diay siyay planong tumanon...
#80396
Weird and Extreme / Re: Goodbye World's Ugliest Dog
June 04, 2010, 01:53:12 PM
Ah, but what is ugly never dies, but passes into other ugliness... ;D
#80397
Question and Answer / Re: Do you still eat Ginamos?
June 04, 2010, 12:57:36 PM
Quote from: bugsay on June 04, 2010, 12:40:53 PM
mokaon gihapon...labi na'g mauy tusloan sa saging hilaw nga nilung-ag.....maglingkod sa bokong hangtud mahurot ang usa ka kaldero.. ;D

Nindot ning magkaon nga maglingkod sa bokong kay kon kalibangon molaksi lang sa bunot para iilo...

Dili lang mangwilik og mumho kay basin naay modugok nga mga linalang... ;D
#80398
Quote from: bugsay on June 04, 2010, 11:57:30 AM
mura'g nanuktok na man gyud kas ganghaan sa kaminyoon, Bai Tigz?

Sa akong tan-aw nisulod na ang usa ka tiil... ;D
#80399
Question and Answer / Re: Do you still eat Ginamos?
June 04, 2010, 12:00:17 PM
Quote from: fdaray on March 23, 2010, 11:08:59 AM
Lami gihapon ang ginamos bisan ug naa nay torik. Nakaila ba mo ug torik?
Lami gihapon ang una.

Quote from: islander on June 04, 2010, 01:39:03 AM
opkors.  labi nag homemade.  hadlokon lang ko sa una sa akong igsoon nga di mokaon ug ginamos kay tay-an kuno atong tinai kun magpalabi.  unsay iyang pagtoo, tubo sa kasilyas akong tinai?   

Dili tingali tay-an, oi, pero ang torik mahimong kigwa nga siging gimok sa lubot... ;D
#80400
LGU Philippines / Re: Boy Abunda: A Cabinet Member?
June 04, 2010, 11:42:28 AM
Quote from: magbalantay on June 04, 2010, 09:32:33 AM
   aw, okay lang. at least he knows unsa iyang kakayahan, but for people to judge him? that's not good!

What's interesting is his reason. Intellectually and emotionally, kaya man kuno niya. But financially, ingon siya nga dili siya mabuhi sa gamay nga sweldo sa gobyerno. Sakto pud.