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Kining mga elepante morag way problema... pasagad lang ahihihi 

Quote from: islander on April 25, 2011, 02:10:31 AM
thanks and happy easter too, fr chic!  (here are hopes that you were not weighed down by the confessions of sins by your flock.  p.s.  is this a good joke?  er, now i'm not sure...)

It's a welcome respite from not doing one ajejejeje 

Went to a Fil-Am Easter Parteeeeey!!! 

Happy Easter, all!!! 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 24, 2011, 01:20:44 PM
Gihangak na intawon si doggie sa pagtinabyogtabyog tungod kay nag-jogging si Inday... 

Iro ga jogging? Inday gapahangin ra... 

Happy Easter, TB family and friends!!! 

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 25, 2011, 12:07:22 AM
Happy Easter Everyone!

I'm about to head to Easter Morning Mass today. May God Bless Everyone. Christ Is Risen!

Happy Easter, Bran and GFs, puahahahahaha!!! Ooops!!! 

Quote from: islander on April 24, 2011, 12:57:41 AM
felt good because we were 30 minutes ahead of the scheduled easter vigil.  we went through a 2-hour ceremony, blessing of fire and water, five readings, renewal of baptismal vows, all the works.

Happy Easter Ms. Isles and family! 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on April 25, 2011, 12:23:49 AM
mao diay ning bataa nga post ni jennifer sa facebook pads?

Oo. Didto bitaw ko nakakita ani sa facebook hehehe 

Quote from: jorgeanna on April 24, 2011, 05:48:51 PM
Padz, nag-abot mi sa HNU HS ni harvey unya mga HNU babies baya mi kay puros teachers sa HNU among parents unya classmate nako si Jennifer sa grade 3 sa HSS days pud nako ...

Ah mao ba diay... pagka bata pa diay jud nimo Anna 

Bol-anon ug kaliwat ug Bol-anon pog kinaija 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 24, 2011, 11:27:31 AM
Naglikay jud bitaw ko kay kining akong kinantahan malagmit kasuyaan...

Naa koy ipa "solo" nimo, pwede? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 24, 2011, 12:02:47 PM
Klaro nga sensational ang pagkasuwat ani. Pwede man nga ang title, "Natagak sa lubi patay"...

"Natagak sa lubi patay... patay kang bata ka, binignit ray kinaingnan" bwahahaha 

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 24, 2011, 11:35:47 AM
Sa akong hunahuna murag gisugo man siguro ni siya ug pasaka sa mga witness kay ingon man samtang nahuwat.
"Sa gisugilon sa mga nakasaksi nga sila si Nora Mangubat, 37, minyo, Chona Galendo, 37, ug Marian Buro, 28, nga mga molupyo sa maong dapit nga nangutana lamang sila sa biktima kun aduna bay lahing nga lubi sa sulod sa compound niini.

Apan samtang sila nagpaabot, kalit lang sila nakadungog og lagubo sa nangatagak nga lahing ug dihang ilang gisusi atoa sa ibabaw si Placido nga nagsige og panguha niini.

Human sa ikaupat nga bunga nga nahagbong misunod og katagak si Placido sa ubos.Giingong nadakin-as kini gikan sa gitungtungang hakhak maong nahagbong ug namatay "
Murag namakak man ang witness ani hadlok maagin nga maoy nagsugo.

Pasayloa jud ko nga kara basa nako aning nga linya"human sa ikaupat nga bunga nga nahagbong misunod og katagak si Placido . Moagok ok jud ko ug katawa mura ko ug gigitik sorry jud.

Gipang gutom tawon sila maong gapasakag lubi... pero kamalas sa nasugoan, mao man hinuoy napa nga mopanaw nas pikas... ija jud cguro na tong panahon. Kung wa to mosaka, basin mabanggaag tricycle inig uli or unsa pa tsk tsk tsk 

The Contagious Smile of Joei Haven Halasan

Jolly Bee Joei

The Cry & Smile of Joei Haven

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 24, 2011, 11:38:08 AM
Oi ka cute Dre.

Thanks Raq. Daan pana sa una, sa bata2x pa, aktoron na daan. Hilig kaon bataa maila sa lawas hehehehe 

Quote from: jorgeanna on April 24, 2011, 10:04:53 AM
anak ni harvey ni?

Oo. Kaila diay ka ni harvey Anna? Aw, sabagay puros man mo titser hehehe 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 24, 2011, 11:02:19 AM
Delikado bitaw kuno ning Semana Santa, daghang tiaw...

Daghan tinuohan sa ato labina kung Semana Santa... ang uban gani dili maligo ahihihi 

Malas...

Yeheeey!!! We survived the 1-mile walk... and praying!!! 

Way of the Cross last Holy Thursday, April 21, 2011, 9:30AM

Bayou Crucis â—‹ Part 2

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 23, 2011, 06:38:00 AM
Hmm, I'm afraid she's gonna use her lethal charms on me and force me to dispel her loneliness...

Kantahi na lang daan ug "Lonely, I'm Mister Lonely..." to avoid possible skirmish, bwahahaha 

My niece, Joei Lungay Halasan, in a commercial...

Mohingan nalang pod kog apil: Bol-anon Tarsharpshooter!!! 

PMS = Pag Muandar na ang Sakit 

Major Problem pwede? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 22, 2011, 08:11:50 AM

Bwahahahaha... gesugyot pa gyod sa Semana Santa, kafaetz 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 22, 2011, 07:06:19 AM

Waaaaaaaaaaa.... mao ni gwapo nga sugyot!!! 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 22, 2011, 10:12:39 AM
Hmm, matawag ba kaha nig optical illusion... 



Bwahaha! 

Sexual delusions? Or deception? Bwahahahaha 

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 22, 2011, 05:24:00 AM
typical bol-anon breakfast that i miss:

white rice, pork and beans, scrambled eggs, ginamos sisi , regular valencianhon ginamos, piniritong isda, fresh sliced mango.

then to drink: sweet lemonsito syrup w/ added water and ice.

oh shoot! can't beat that man.

Nothing can or ever will. Mor pa! 

Note: I'm going to take a nap, I got work to do tonight... I've gotta beat Judas Iscariot!!! 

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 22, 2011, 05:20:22 AM
oh i bet it is. i bet it is indeed.

you know what i really miss? mangoblanko (spelling?)

its that white gelatin with corn in it.

that stuff is bangin good, Fr. Roel. I mean like i could't have enough of that stuff when i was in my tita's house in Dampas.

It's called MAJA BLANCA, not mangoblangko, bwahahahaha!!! 

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 22, 2011, 05:20:55 AM

hahahaha. asa man ang kape? lami ni iparis sa kape!

aguy!

What kape? It's sikwate nga espiso 

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 22, 2011, 05:18:16 AM
i see one suman and one bibinka with my name on it.

And bodbod (with my name on them) bwahahahaha!!! 

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 22, 2011, 05:16:20 AM
Fr. Roel, what is Tahu?

I honestly don't know... Maybe somebody here knows hehehehe

But it's good, really good, Bran

Pang ending sa Semana Santa 

Kani lang imoha Bran

Pwede pod Tanagawg: TAHU

Cainnget products

Kini moangay mo?

Kani pod hinay2x maski lamian

Hinay2x lang ta ani

Crawfish Boil (Takla) with celery, lemons, mushroom, cajon sausage, corn cobs, onions, garlic, potato, etc.
syaro di ka malanag hehehehe

Talka 2 ka sako

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 22, 2011, 04:49:48 AM
Even tho Marcos was Ilokano, he did not marry an Ilokana.

Instead he married a Visayan. A Leytena, to be exact.

Imelda Remualdez was too beautiful to resist in her younger days... ask Bay Hubs 

Naa mani daghan mag dock sa Cebu pier hehehehe 

Akoy tig hugas ani sa una, bwahahaha 

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 21, 2011, 10:18:39 PM
In Manila, Philippines.

The original MANI... , not Manila buy MArcos & NIxon puahahahaha 

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 21, 2011, 09:27:38 PM
et sacramentum reconcilatatem?   

Pater, pax vobis in nominae Domini !

Harry Potter 

The road less traveled...

Pacman Illusion 

Holy smoke!!! 

Inita ani woi 

Daghan ko gebuhat rong adlawa... mostly paminaw sa ubang mga tawo 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 21, 2011, 08:14:34 AM
He he, Ngil-ad Batasan Inday...

Ayaw gyod bikla...   ajejejeje 

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 21, 2011, 08:48:34 AM
Nagpahuway kay gikabuhi ko gahapon giagian mi ug tornado. Perting hadluka jud ang hangin labaw pa sa bagjong Nitang hehhehe.

I saw the barn in your facebook... maajo pagka wangig. I hope everybody's OK.

Per history una jud nuon ang mga Chinese ug lawig-lawig sa dagat, coming to the Philippines to do barter & trades vs. Pinoy going to China

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 20, 2011, 11:09:51 PM
Oops, mouna diay ko nimo, Bay Bugs, kay naluya ko sa akong pasyente ganiha...

O basin nanawag na si Misis?!! Dili FBI, pero NBI (Nanay Batasan Isog) 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 20, 2011, 09:58:50 PM
Malagmit naay mga baje diris TB nga susama ani ang buhaton sa maong sitwasyon...

Hmmmm nagpahipi lang diay...   

Mc-ka Diabetes daw!!! 

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews

And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;

Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair...
Kill her!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.  'I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 20, 2011, 11:05:38 AM
ang nanga-blue nga mata tungod kay gapunay og putok aning totoys sa alyen...mura na jud og anyel tan-awon. hehehe

Bwahahahaha!!!  

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 20, 2011, 11:28:38 AM
bawal...usa pa nagsamok samok ra siya sa ako... hahahaha

Mora diay lamok ahihihi 

Palm Sunday ‘hosanna' to Vice Guv Lim

The shoe is now on the other foot.

Source:  http://www.discoverbohol.com/bsp/2011/0417-11/V-Guv-Lim-0417-11.htm

In what appeared to be its biblical equivalent of what is happening at the Sangguniang Panlalawigan , the symbolism of today's celebration of Palm Sunday is hard to resist,-- what with 11 members practically singing “hosannas” to their presiding officer V-Gov. Concepcion Lim. But before the Post is carried away with the irony of today's Palm Sunday celebration vis-à-vis the goings-on at the SP because that is tantamount to comparing V-Gov. Lim to Jesus Christ, let it be clear before hand that the analogy ended right here. Waving palm fronds, today's observance of Palm Sunday was a take off of what happened according to Prophet Daniel's “seventy sevens prophesy” recalling the triumphant entry of Jesus in Jerusalem where He was met with wild chants of hosannas by an adoring crowd. But the significance of today's celebration as Christendom ushered the week of Lent where the crowds were crying hallelujahs made a bizarre twist when the object of their adulation turned their backs and yelled “crucify Him”, five days later.

An ad which was obviously dedicated to the Post banner story last Sunday denied anything that mentioned about legislative showdown at the SP. There were no “l0 SP members vs vice guv” although the same manifesto inadvertently omitted the catchphrase “all for one, one for all”. The all-encompassing phrase as leaked by Board Member Godofreda Tirol saying in “pinpoint accuracy” that it was levelled in the direction of V-Gov. Lim who insisted on controlling the budgets of board members in the guise of cost cutting and austerity. Tirol's percolation was shared by Board Member Dionisio Balite who was vocal in his tirades that he failed to render a committee report because his office was not supplied with bond paper as a result of the Lim's centralized system of office supply procurement. Until yesterday morning, Balite was heard on radio that he was still in need of office supplies.

PAID AD

The same paid ad which appears in a leading weekly today virtually put in a bad light the claims of the Post banner story last Sunday. Contrary to the Post headline, the present situation of the SP was pictured as the epitome of unity and cooperation judging from the manifesto signed by 11 SP members. It showed that everything was alright in the SP saying there was no centralized distribution as, again, erroneously claimed. The same SP statement added that all financial documents of the executive branch pass through the governor and all financial documents of the legislative branch through the vice governor. Although the name of V-Gov. Lim was not mentioned in the “So the People May Know” ad, it was clear from its contents that it was dedicated to absolve her of any wrongdoing given the allegations of centralized procurement. Unless they have changed tack, Balite and Tirol were as emphatic as ever in their protestations about the austerity measure bordering in fact on insinuations that it was meant to control under one office the budget of each board member. The source of the Post headline last week was at least three board members including the lady Tirol but the same was met with a stinging rebuff from Gov. Edgar Chatto adding there was nothing of that sort that took place in a conciliation meeting called to thresh issues about the complaint of the two outspoken board members. According to Chatto, the meeting was cordial to the point that 11 board members including V-Gov. Lim toasted for the sake of unity, cooperation and harmony.

TRUE TO FORM, LOYALTY

The “erroneous” Post story as insinuated by the paid ad also debunked insinuations that Lim's protégées Crispina Vergara, Liga ng mg Barangay federation president and Doxson Asoy, Sangguniang Kabataan federation president, abandoned their patron in her time of need during last week's conciliation meeting. In a paid ad in this paper, both Vergara and Asoy showed their true color by professing their loyalty to Lim. In a manifesto of support, Vergara and Asoy said that it was published in the local newspaper (The Bohol Sunday Post) and aired over the radio that “we have withdrawn our support and disconnected with the leadership of V-Gov. Concepcion Lim. Denying the Post story, the two ex-officio members of the SP informed the public that “ we categorically deny the allegations fabricated against us and the Honorable Vice Governor Inday Conching Lim.

In the other manifesto of support paid for by funds of the SP, both Asoy and Vergara joined Lim, Board Members Cesar Tomas Lopez, Venzencio Arcamo, Gerardo Garcia, Abeleon Damalerio, Josephine Socorro Jumamopy, Romulo Cepedoza, Beinvinido Molina, Jr., Brigido Imboy and Ramonito Torrefranca in weaving a tale of harmony in the SP. Saying they shall not allow intrigues to “divide us and distract us from our sworn duty to serve every Boholano', the manifesto was also signed by Gov. Chatto and V-Gov. Tirol. But what was intriguing about the manifesto was that it lacked the signature of Balite and Tirol, two of the most vocal proponents of dismantling a centralized system of procurement in the SP.

SP MUTINY?

Not contented with the paid manifesto, all 11 board members echoed another press release to deny any political skirmish in the SP. Saying all for one, - but not against anyone!, this seemed to be the present battle cry of the SP in a media blitz calculated to dismiss insinuations that the institution is facing a “legislative divide”. The board members termed the current brouhaha as a product of media hypes to the point of depicting some of them as “mutineers” against the policy of their presiding officer Vice Gov. Lim. In a manifesto of support for Vice Gov. Lim signed Friday, 11 board members said “there was no legislative showdown” as reported.

The rest of the press release read:

The statement, obviously referred to a headline story of a local newspaper that saw print last week that said: “10 SP members vs vice guv”. “No one was against anybody. There were concerns aired but they were resolved,” board members said. During a meeting with Gov. Edgar Chatto at the Seg Lim Restaurant of the Bohol Tropics Resort last week, Vice Gov Lim and the SP members threshed out various issues like supply procurement, travel charges, fuel allocation, among others. “The discussions were healthy, just like among family members. After resolving some issues, everybody joined in the toast saying “all for one, one for all”. All's well that ends well”, a witness to the meeting said. Last Friday, Vice Gov Lim clarified that she never mentioned about centralized procurement.

“Procurement is done by the General Services Office and no SP member is prejudiced when it comes to supplies,” the vice governor added. “In the same manner that all financial documents pass through the Governor, all financial documents of the Legislative Branch pass through the Vice Governor. That is what the law requires and that is what we are following,” the board members said. Insinuation that said the Governor was convinced by the pontification of two board members against centralized system of procurement was clarified. “It's erroneous to say that. The truth of the matter was that even the Provincial Accountant thanked the Vice Governor for having been serious into looking into financial records because it makes their job of protecting public funds easier,” the signed statement said.

In her first six months in office, Vice Gov. Lim pushed for the adoption of procurement process in accordance with what is required under the law. Last week, she let the Bids Awards Committee secretariat make a refresher-brief for legislative assistants and staff on procurement systems, as provided by R.A. 9184, otherwise known as “The Government Procurement Reform Act”. Pertaining to caustic discussions at the SP, it was admitted there was, but through strong expression of personal views and not to the extent of glass-throwing. The signed statement quoted a saying: “Hatred cannot be overcome by hatred, but by love alone. Falsehood cannot be overcome by falsehood but by truth alone.” In reiterating their determination to work as one “collegial” body, the SP members said they won't allow intrigues to divide and distract them from their sworn duty to serve every Boholano. (Reports: EdCom-VGO)

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 19, 2011, 03:23:56 PM
He he, Frogzilla ra...

Bozilla (ala Angelina Jolie) pod