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Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 10, 2012, 08:02:46 PM
Bungi gitahi sa Doctor

~~Gitestingan~~

Doc: sige pronounce, luzon, visayas, mindanao
Bungi: lukon, pasayan, bolinaw
(Gi utro napud ug tahi)
Doc: sige, pronounce, luzon, visayas, mindanao
Bungi: luzo, vizong, gilangaw.. muang ka noktor nitamot na nuon..


hehehe.... weee kalaay..

nya guskog lingaw lolla?..ikaw andam ko nmung molingaw..

ambot pila rapod ni sila ka bulang sikat..pero ok nalang atleyst ni sikat..

naguol na syang nagapanglantaw sang ilagang panot haw..

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 10, 2012, 07:40:58 PM
helo engr... miss u pod... aw okay ra lamorok gihapon hehee musta pod akong borit nga pakner?

haha ok rapod ang borit ni pikoy la borit lang japon..hehe..

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 10, 2012, 07:37:40 PM
five months ra? abi nako strict ilang law diha..

five months ra baya ang kastigos sa yabag dd2 sa ilaha la..

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 10, 2012, 07:37:40 PM
five months ra? abi nako strict ilang law diha..

hay lolla ms u..musta na akong pinalanggang pakner..??

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2012, 07:03:10 PM
Hmm, atong klarohon, Bay Piks. Asa ani ang labing tukmang hubit?

1. klarong yabag pero klarong kwartahan
2. klarong kwartahan pero klarong yabag
3. klarong yabag pero di klarong kwartahan
4. klarong kwartahan pero di klarong yabag
5. di klarong yabag pero di klarong kwartahan
6. di klarong kwartahan pero di klarong yabag
7. di klarong yabag pero klarong kwartahan
8. di klarong kwartahan pero klarong yabag

all of the above nalang kay basin mayabag hinoon ta wala raba tay kwarta ikaw noon cguro diha daghan pero mayabag pata nya wala pay kwarta, bahalag habag basta deli kwartahan, bahalag kwarthan basta yabag agoy maglana nalang tag potot ani oi..huh

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2012, 07:08:47 PM
Ipasok gid lang hang tiil sang bangag dason kangdadohang. Ipasok gid hang kamot kay kung indi bason kaonon hang iya tae...

aw mau diay kay kung makaung hang iyang tae musamot unya ug ka tililing..

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on November 10, 2012, 06:58:26 PM
Unthinkable, unimaginable. More reasons to praise God.

yeaaahh 101% gid ya boss..mapasalamaton gid tayo sang aton Panginoon na Normal lang hang aton nga pagkatawo ning kalibutang..

kung sa Pilipinas maoy hinungdan sa ulan..

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2012, 06:50:58 PM
Nabarod na ya, bason doldol na gid hang kinakailangan haw...

hahaha...dol2x? nya ilansang gid balah para siguradong indi gid maka ipsot ang pisot

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2012, 06:35:09 PM
Bwahaha! Klaro jud nga deprived ka diha, Bay Piks...

ingun ana diay na bai!??

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2012, 06:43:02 PM
Unya kon mamintana?

aw kung mamintana nakakita nag deli ingun nato

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2012, 06:34:06 PM
Lisod ning normal tan-awon pero mental diay. Mas way blema kon sa hitsura lang, klaro nang yabag...

kung normal tan awon ang hitsura bai nya klarong yabag pero kwartahan ha...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2012, 06:30:45 PM
Pwede solo alone, siyay producer, director, actor, cameraman, water boy...

ah,, diay murag naa sa porum gid ya ning sinehan nga pwd mag lain ug role pero isa ra ang source sa user mag tubag2x murag na tililing hinoon..hhehe

Lain man akong panan aw aning daligdiga oi...

mas ok2x pani kay  sa repon pero padung na maayra jung sumbong dayon si inday..>

SINGAPORE News

SINGAPORE: An unemployed man was jailed five months on Monday for filming his 15-year-old daughter while she was showering.

The man, who attributed it to a "lapse of judgment", was severely berated by a judge for "causing unthinkable harm" to the girl.

The father, who cannot be named due to a gag order, was found guilty of outraging his daughter's modesty.

He was also granted a discharge not amounting to an acquittal on a second charge under the Films Act.

The tall and bespectacled man, who turned up in court with his wife, remained emotionless during sentencing.

Investigations revealed that between January 2009 and March 2010, the girl was showering at home when she discovered she was being filmed.

Her father had placed a phone - on the video recording mode - in the pocket of a pair of jeans, which was hung in the toilet of his home.

His daughter discovered the phone while she was showering, and deleted the video after seeing the recording.

She later approached her school counsellor and a report was made in April 2010.

In mitigation, the man's lawyer, Mr Anand Nalachandran said that the man, who is a first time offender, "has gone through a very difficult period in the last two to three years."

He added that his client had pleaded guilty instead of contesting the charges in a trial.

Noting this, District Judge Lee Poh Choo said it was the only factor that held some mitigating weight.

However, she emphasised that the offense was "too serious, and leniency was not for parents who preyed on their young children at home".

She rebuked the man for "surreptitiously causing immense mental anguish and stress to the teenager".

She added that it was worse when the man had shifted the blame onto his daughter by calling her a "problem child".

Calling it an "absurd, ludicrous explanation", the judge pointed out that it reflected a lack of remorse.

Channel NewsAsia understood that the girl has been away from her family for a few years and is currently living at a Home.

The girl, who has two other siblings, is expected to live with her relatives eventually.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2012, 06:17:56 PM
Kuyaw pud ning snake with arms. Pwede ni himoong sine. Attention, milyoner prodyusers...

kinsa man pud kahay aktor ug aktres ani?? basin manimaho lang ning ginamos kay gilangaw ang sine...

ambot lang..murag katuohan deli man oi..pero mau mani ilang ingun2x sa una maong hadlok ko muad2 ug Robinson kay naay Bitin manukob..saunzzz..

The unverified and undated video, with 438,224 views as of this story’s posting, is entitled “Robinson’s snake is dead.” It shows a snake supposedly with a humanoid head complete with blonde hair.

The video title refers to an old urban legend of a snake in Robinsons Galleria. There are other videos on YouTube also referring to the legend.

The videos are circulating again after several Robinsons malls opened and after the company announced the opening of new malls in Malabon and Cebu.

Robinsons is also set to open a new supermarket in Eastwood City on Thursday.


Screen capture of a video showing a supposed "Robinsons snake". It is one of many "snake" videos circulating on video sharing site YouTube.

The legend has several versions. According to one version, the snake was supposedly RLC tycoon John Gokongwei’s son, and the twin brother of Robina Gokongwei-Pe.

According to the story, the snakeman had access to the mall’s CCTV cameras, and would spy on women in the dressing rooms. If he saw a woman he liked, he would flip a switch and the woman would drop through a hole in the floor, straight into his arms.

Other versions alleged that the snake was a female and laid golden eggs, the source of the Gokongwei family’s wealth.

Yet another version claimed that Gokongwei kept a giant snake in the mall to ensure prosperity, and women in the dressing rooms would be chosen for the reptile to eat.

Actress Alice Dixon was once rumored to be among the snake’s almost-victims, and was allegedly paid a considerable amount to keep her silence.

In a speech Gokongwei-Pe gave in 2008 at the University of the Philippines’ School of Economics, she tackled the rumors, telling the graduating students:

“You were not born yet when the story of my kakambal na ahas who was half-woman, half-snake came out when we opened our second Robinsons Department Store branch in Cebu in 1985. My kakambal was supposed to be the source of our wealth as she laid golden eggs. She was supposed to be hiding under the floor of the fitting rooms, and every time a beautiful woman would enter, the floor would open and she would land right inside the mouth of my kakambal na ahas.

"I have no idea who started this incredible story, but I have to tell you that some people believed it and even started staring at my legs to see if there were any signs of snakeskin. A few people still ask me about it, and I have to tell them na naging handbag na ho sa Robinsons Department Store.

"Thank goodness there was no Internet yet at that time, or you would start receiving photos of me with a snake’s body and my kakambal na snake with a woman’s legs,” she said

hahah walang basagan ng trip ni zanggo kay kusog gid ni sya mo kaun tae balah..  dba hang bata gid ha kung makakaun sang tae kinahanglang ibaligya gid blah para di mamini haw....

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2012, 03:16:43 PM

higante mag kamot si mingkay..

mura man gibutangan ug igit ilang kalawasan unsa kahay porpus ana nuh??

 Apocalypse mutant gid kini siya haw kauban sang XMEN.

lami mang paakun ang aping ni inday...

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2012, 02:59:49 PM
aw, syalan ba diay... diin gikan nang malong?  kinsay gahatag?

tekret...

Quote from: bugsay on November 10, 2012, 02:43:14 PM
gipamulong mo pa...

haha komisyon sa projects + kupit pa..+ ilad2x 10X pa diay..agoy burot gyud ang tiyan ni butoy..

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on November 10, 2012, 01:58:40 PM
Once the law is approved, Binay is already guilty beyond reasonable doubt.

gudbay na gyud..taym cams he build more funeral homes..

haha naajud unyay musobay ani nga taga TB..

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2012, 02:44:42 PM
tug-an na lang sa tinuod nga wa ka maghabol gabii.

naghabol ko ug malong madam oi ang comforter man mauy gihemo nahong bedsheet..

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2012, 01:47:25 PM
Di bitaw lalim. Mao nga every now and then ilisan nato sila...

maayog kita ray maayong mupili bai ang uban diha nga deli mas daghan paman sila kay sa nato labi nagmakadawat ug violet / nanampiling ba..saunzz nalang..pero deli man nato matag-an ang panahun ila pagud ron pero ugma ila lang japon sunod tuig ato napod..

makapabor ug lansar kay daghan mang sapi...mga tawo gud labi na tong mga edad edaran na makadawat na gani ad2 na gyud na sila botar nakalista nana daan sa ilang listahan..unya ang uban pod nga mga batan on ug uban nga mga gyud nga mga mamotaray dawat luyog luyo nya ad2 botar sa dagkog hatag...maung daug jud ang naay ikabuga ang wa, aw looy bisag angayan pod unta nga manunungkulang sa bayang..

kinahanglan jud unta nga naa nay limit kung pila kabook ang mudagan sa pamilya para mahatagan pod ug chansa ang uban..

dko uyon aning ilaha nalang tanan ok ra unta duha o tulo sa ilang pamilya aning binay ang molansar halos sila naman lang tanan noon..maau untag mapildi daug raba jud..tsk tsk..

kamo bay mag politiko lalim ba...kanya kanyang diskarte lang yan..

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2012, 01:16:16 PM
Diha pud koy klasmet kaniadto, kapila magbalikbalik hagbong jud sa English 1. Iyang pangalan? Shakespeare.

shitspear / pear of sheyt...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2012, 01:06:15 PM
Hala! Wa lagi kanding ning imong version, Bay Piks...

hahaha...ambot lang gi matik2x man ni sa mga reportes oi..

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2012, 01:07:18 PM
He he, mas hawod sa paukyab ang Banat News...

nag Super diay bai hubs...? Super na gud na..

asa man gyuy tinoon ani b..?? kani?

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2012, 07:31:12 AM
Ni Ria Mae Booc (Banat) | Updated November 10, 2012 - 12:00am


CEBU, Philippines - Walay nahimo ang usa ka bana pagpugong sa usa ka mamumuno nga midul-it pagpusil sa iyang asawa diha mismo sa iyang atubangan samtang ang biktima nanglaba kagahapon sa udto diha sa barangay Tupas, sa lungsod sa Pinamungajan.

Giila sa kapolisan ang biktima nga mao si Felicidad Yamyamin, kinsa nakaangkon og samad pinusilan sa tangkugo gikan sa wala pa matinong kalibre sa armas  nga gigamit sa mamumuno.

Gisuwayan unta pagdala sa Carcar Provincial Hospital sa banang si Leonardo si Felicidad apan gideklarar kining patay na.

Si Leonardo mibutyag sa Banat News nga diha ra siya sa luyong bahin sa iyang asawa dihang nahitabo ang pagpamusil.

“Diha gyud ko. Ako untang daganon pero nakapusil na sa iyang luyo,” matud pang Leonardo sa pakighinabi kaniya pinaagi sa telepono.

Wala makaila si Leonardo sa pamayhon sa mamumuno apan nakabantay siyang gikatabi na kini sa ilang silingang ginganlan og Antonio sa wala pa mahitabo ang krimen.

Nagduda ang bana nga personal nga bangi ang motibo sa pagpatay sa iyang asawa sanglit nakaaway sa biktima si Antonio pipila na ka adlaw ang milabay.

“Gibadlong man gud na sa akong asawa nga dili ipatugway ang kanding duol sa maisan kay kan-on…nasuko man na siya unya nanghudlat nga hapakon mi’g hand grenade,” matud pang Leonardo.

Ang kapolisan padayon pang nagpahigayon og imbestigasyon sa maong kaso ug gikatakdang imbitahon si Antonio kabahin sa maong hitabo. (BANAT NEWS)

o kini??

Ginang giatangan, gipusil, namatay

Guam P. Logroño


NAMATAY ang usa ka ginang nga gi-ambush ug gipusil sa wa pa malhing tawo samtang siya naglakaw padulong mopauli sa ilang balay gikan nanglaba kagahapon sa ala 1 sa hapon sa bukirang lu­gar sa Barangay Tupas, lungsod sa Pinamungajan, Sugbo.

Hayan sungi sa yuta ang posibleng motibo, ma­­tod sa kapulisan.

Si Felisidad Yamyamin, 44, minyo, gideklarar nga dead-on-arrival(DOA) sa Provincial Hospital sa dakbayan sa Carcar.

Ang biktima namatay human wa makaagwanta sa samad pinusilan sa iyang nawong nga milapos sa likod nga bahin sa ulo.

Si PO1 Carlos Barcenas, sakop sa alert team nga nahinabi sa Sun.Star Superbalita, nagkanayon nga sa ilang imbestigasyon, ang biktima gikan nanglaba sa atabay uban sa iyang anak.

Niuli kini og una kay maniudto hinungdan nga gibilin ang iyang 16-an­yos nga anak lalake sa pagpanglaba.

Apan pipila lang ka metros ang gilay-on gikan sa ilang balay, siya gipusil tumong sa nawong sa gunman nga nag-atang sa agianan.

Gituohang nisuot sa kalibunan ang killer. Mingaw sab ang dapit nga na­­­hitaboan mao nga way nakakita sa pagpamusil.

Ang bana nga si Leo­nardo, 65, mag-uuma nga nakadungog sa buto, daling nisusi sa dapit ingon man ang mga silingan.

Apan nakit-an ang iyang asawa nga nagbu­y-od sa dalan nga naglunang sa dugo samtang nag­katag ang mga dalang nilabhan.

Human niini, gidala ang biktima sa tambalanan sa dakbayan sa Carcar, apan gideklarar nga DOA.

Matod ni Barcenas nga gipahibawo sila ni kapitan Godofreda Atel sa Barangay Tupas sa pagpamusil.

Dali silang ningresponde sa lugar uban sa iyang mga kauban sa alert team nga sila si PO3 Calexto Sa­­bellano, PO1 Froilan Velasquez, PO1 Joselito Genon, apan sa ilang pagsu­­si sa crime scene way kabhang nga nakita.

Nagtuo sila nga revol­ver ang gigamit sa gunman.

Gisubay nila ang moti­bo sa krimen nga may kalambigitan sa bangi sa yuta.

Kini human nisulti ang mga silingan ingon man ni Atel nga ang pamilyang Yamyamin dunay gireklamo sa barangay kalabot sa yuta.

Nagpadayon pa hinuon ang ilang imbestigasyon sa kremin ug mobalik pa sila sa lugar aron estoryahon ang  bana.

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2012, 12:48:04 PM
bisan na lang unta ug magpakuntis na lang, wa gyod mogimaw.

aw naa ba diay secret milyoner nga mogimaw madam.....

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 10, 2012, 12:41:35 PM
walay mga Gaisano dire?

wala lugi ng Gaisano Lolla murag ika # 50 na siguro datu pa si arroyo ana nila karon..>

Morning! Afternoon! & Evening Good...Laydes & Gentolmen!!


agoy!! bantog rang wako katulog gabie giberahan man diay ko deri..tsk tsk..

ABS-CBNnews

MAKATI, Philippines - Vice-President Jejomar Binay on Friday said he does not approve of any law that will ban political dynasties.

In an interview with media at the Makati City Hall, Binay said people should be allowed to vote for their choice of leaders.

"Di ako naniniwala sa dynasty eh. Bakit naman magkakaroon ng batas na magbabawal sa isang qualified kapag gusto ng taong bayan?" he asked.

"Ang diwa ng tunay na demokrasya ay ang kagustuhan ng taong bayan. Vox populi," he added.

Binay and his wife, Elenita, are former mayors of Makati. Their son, Junjun, is the incumbent mayor of the city.

Binay's eldest daughter, Nancy, is running for senator under the United Nationalist Alliance in the 2013 elections.

Another Binay daughter, Abigai, is Makati congresswoman.

The vice-president claimed that the issue of political dynasties is only being used by those who can't win elections.

"Ang issue ng dynasty-dynasty ay nagiging matingkad lamang dahil sa yung iba hindi maboto eh. Gustong mabawasan ang kalaban," he said.

"Tingin ko kasi ang mga dynasty-dynasty na ito, nagiging matingkad lamang kasi may kahalong violence at overspending kapag gusto na kapwa pamilya ang mahalal," he added.

Binay said political dynasties are not a problem in other countries, such as the United States. "Bakit sa ibang bansa hindi naman ito matingkad? Sila Bush, sila Kennedy."

"Pairalin natin ang kagustuhan ng karamihan at huwag natin paikutan ang gusto ng ating mga kababayan. Isa pa yung mga political parties, dynasty din yun. Yung X dynasty, Y dynasty, Z dynasty, yung mga party na gustong makapaglingkod ng habang buhay," he said.

"Uulitin ko a, basta marangal at malinis na halalan, kahit na sino. Biro mo naman yan bukas makalawa, e yung mga mahihina o hindi nakapagaralhindi makakakandidato dahil sa mahina o dahil sa tanga? Patas patas lang yan eh," Binay said.

SM tycoon Henry Sy tops this year's Forbes list of 40 richest people in the Philippines, which includes the head honchos of some of the largest companies in the country.

Sy had an impressive net worth of $9.1 billion, while Lucio Tan is at a rather far second with a net worth of $4.5 billion.

Notables include port entrepreneur Enrique Razon Jr., Senator Manuel Villar, and others.

The top 40 richest in the Philippines are:

1) Henry Sy - $9.1 billion (SM Prime)
2) Lucio Tan - $4.5 billion (Phillip Morris Fortune Tobacco)
3) Enrique Razon Jr. - $3.6 billion (International Container Terminal Services)
4) John Gokongwei Jr. - $3.2 billion (JG Summit)
5) David Consunji - $2.7 billion (DMCI)

6) Andrew Tan - $2.3 billion (Alliance Global)
7) Jaime Zobel de Ayala - $2.2 billion (Ayala Corp.)
George Ty - $1.7 billion (Metropolitan Bank)
9) Roberto Ongpin - $1.5 billion (Atok-Big Wedge)
10) Eduardo Cojuangco Jr. - $1.4 billion (San Miguel)

11) Roberto Coyiuto Jr. - $1.3 billion (National Grid)
12) Tony Tan Caktiong - $1.25 billion (Jollibee Foods)
13) Lucio and Susan Co - $1.2 billion (Puregold Price Club)
14) Iñigo and Mercedes Zobel - $1.15 billion (Ayala Corp.)
15) Emilio Yap - $1.1 billion (Philtrust Bank)

16) Jon Ramon Aboitiz - $955 million (Aboitiz Equity Ventures)
17) Andrew Gotianun - $825 million (Filinvest Development)
18) Manuel Villar - $720 million (Vista Land and Lifescapes)
19) Beatrice Campos - $700 million (Unilab)
20) Vivian Que Azcona - $690 million (Mercury Drug)

21) Alfonso Yuchengco - $570 million (Rizal Commercial Bank)
22) Mariano Tan Jr. - $420 million (Unilab)
23) Enrique Aboitiz - $400 million (Aboitiz & Co.)
24) Eric Recto - $365 million (Alphaland)
25) Jose Antonio - $300 million (Century Properties Group)

26) Gilberto Duavit - $270 million (GMA Network)
27) Menardo Jimenez - $265 million (GMA Network)
28) Frederick Dy - $260 million (Security Bank)
29) Manuel Zamora Jr. - $255 million (Nickel Asia)
30) Alfredo Ramos - $$250 million (Atlas Consolidated Mining and Development)

31) Oscar Lopez - $245 million (ABS-CBN)
32) Felipe Gozon - $240 million (GMA Network)
33) Betty Ang - $235 million (Monde Nissin)
34) Wilfred Uytengsu Jr. - $230 million (Alaska Milk)
35) Juliette Romualdez - $200 million (Banco de Oro)

36) Bienvenido Tantoco Sr. - $195 million (Rustan Commercial)
37) Jacinto Ng Sr. - $190 million (Rebisco)
38) Tomas Alcantara - $160 million (Alsons Consolidated Resources)
39) Michael Cosiquien - $150 million (Megawide Construction)
40) Edgar Sia II - $140 million (Mang Inasal)



May nalalaman pa kayong iba?..dag dag nyo laang..

ABS-CBNnews

The victim in the accident involving 10 vehicles along C5 on Friday. Photo courtesy of DZMM

MANILA, Philippines (2nd UPDATE) â€" A motorcycle rider was killed on Friday after a 10-wheeler truck lost its brakes and hit several vehicles along C5 road in Taguig.

The victim was identified as James Bond Cuarterno.

Authorities said the truck was traveling north-bound when its brakes malfunctioned, slamming into 5 vehicles and 4 motorcycles.

Authorities said at least 5 motorists were injured in the incident, which caused heavy traffic on both north-bound and south-bound lanes of C5.

The injured persons were brought to Ospital ng Makati.

They were identified as Sheira Joy Madrid, 25; Cenaira Madrid, 5; Nera Nicolas, 33; Zaria Claire Nicolas, 4; and Ambion Bonnie Portacio, 35.

The driver, Normalita Rumbaua, is under the custody of Makati Traffic Division and being investigated, as of posting.

Metropolitan Manila Development Authority (MMDA) traffic director Yves Gonzalez, meanwhile, said as of 6:30 p.m., traffic along C5 remained heavy.

He advised motorists to avoid passing C5 road and to take alternate routes.

Gonzalez said traffic build-up was also experienced along EDSA due to motorists who avoided C5.

MMDA announced on its official Twitter account that all of the vehicles involved in the multiple collision were cleared at 8:50 p.m. -

- Report from Noel Alamar, dzMM

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 09, 2012, 12:28:18 AM


mananangko ka gid bai pikoy damo gid langaw kag bojog sang sangotang sang sogong..

baytamins gid hang langaw to_bol namit gid siya e subak sang tinolah haw..

Tutpeyts..

si zanggot kusog gid sang mukaun sang langaw gid balah..!?

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 08, 2012, 08:39:54 PM
I was having a good time with my foot massage when my phone rang...naaksidente akong papa sa motor.. nikalit lang ug tabok ang iro wala na kahimo ug break akong papa..so natumba siya ang left shoulder niya ang napuruhan.. at the hospital, the doctor said kelangan i.semento ang iyang shoulder kay nagcrack bitaw ang bone niya.. salamat na lang kay overall okay ra akong papa.. thank you Lord!!!

ohh.. haw's papa ryt now lolla? hope everything's fine..

Dear botoy Lakam,


amon hang ginangbaligja sang kabajo kasi wala na jid silbi jupot pa ajaw pa..tigulang na gid hay pasensya na gid blah..botoy lakam..

natay..

haha igit..

Quote from: islander on November 07, 2012, 10:06:41 PM
is this another reincarnation of the assassin?

what do you mean by reincremation of the assassi madam?  

maganda gid balah hang port sang aton nga to to bol ehhh..

hahaha..so obyos mhennnnn...welcome tzunggo..aw zanggo diay..sowe..

Quote from: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 09:53:55 PM
kana tungod kay tinood man silang milyonaryo. di na kinhangan nga i bandilyo nila ang maayong buhat. pero si balong kay dili man milyonaryo. pa bibo ra man ning gibuhat nija. wa man sija mag expect nga daygon ug simbahon. lingaw lingaw lang. pawa sa kalaay

lingaw2x pod lagi nga dalang kaguow..haha

President Obama won his first term by being the right guy at the right time.
&
He won his second term making Mitt Romney the wrong guy.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 07, 2012, 05:24:50 PM
Hmm, kwartahan na, mamords pa jud?

haha..mamords ang ulo..ni pikoy diay nga gialirongan ug kwarta..

Quote from: bugsay on November 07, 2012, 05:16:10 PM
...gikan sa pasko nilikoy nga rapol..

ma gyud pasko na, angay na natong isalikway ang mga yamokmok sa atong galamhan ug mga uhot sa atong belatian.. dina ta anang rapol2x hatag ta sa kinasing kasing sa way kusmod nga way rapol2x..

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 07, 2012, 05:05:11 PM
Hmm, di ka mosukol bisag kwartahan?

kwartahan man pod sila ang musukol nako..

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 07, 2012, 04:29:32 PM
Agoi, mao ni borit nga kapuslan jud...

nya kini bi:

Gipatik sa adlaw:

Inday ang akong dughan wa ko kasabot kung gi-unsa nimo pagkanindot gayud sa akong adlaw Basta ikaw mutan’aw sa akong pagduaw.Ang imong pahiyom, murag bitoon sa akong panan-aw Hayag kaayo murag adlaw Imong gihayagan akong mangitngit nga dalanSa imong mata nga murag bulawan.Ang imong tingog murag huni sa akong dunggan Tanan nimong gipamulong, nipahupay sa akong dughan Lami kaayo paminawon Murag awit sa kaadlawon Sa imong pagtan-aw, ako namugnaw Akong tuhod nangurog, murag di na makabarog.Sa imong pag-duol, ako nahasol.Ang akong kaugalingon, akong gibasol.Niduko intawn ako kay naulaw.Pero sa imong paglakaw, ako nanghupaw.Sa imong paglayo, ako nasubo.Sa akong mga mata luha mitulo.Kanus-a kaha ikaw maako?Para akong dughan mahupay sa imong gugmang tiunay.Ug sa imong dughan ako mupahulay.Sa mga adlaw na ako gila-ay.Apan ako gadamgo lang.Ug sa akong damgo, ikaw lang tanan.Apan kung kita gayud ang magkauban,Sa kahitas-an akong pasalamatan. ug ipatik ko gayud sa adlaw nga udtong totok.

Ober akting nga borit..

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 07, 2012, 04:53:31 PM
Bay Piks, kinsa man ani nila imong kursunada...

wala...kay biktima mana sila sa liquifying..hahah...

magdalag megaphone mubalak una sa deli pa mukanta:


"Unta magpakita kita sa atong gugma ug pasalamat alang sa maulaon nga sakripisyo sa Manluluwas pinaagi sa atong yano, manggiloloy-on nga mga buhat sa pagserbisyo."



ANI-A KAMI
NING GABII SA AMONG PAGDAYGON
HINAUT PA
NGA KANINYO DILI MAKATUGAW

Chorus:

PASKO KARON
PANAHON PANAHON SA KALIPAY
KAY NATAWO NA
ANG MANUNUBOS SA KALIBUTAN

(solo)

Sa alas dose ang takna
may natawo sa pasungan
gitagna ug ginatuhuan
Ang Manunubos sa kalibutan


(back to chorus and repeat the last line for the finale)








MAAYONG PASKO!!!







   

Amahan:   Anak, paliti kog softdrinks.
Anak:     Coke o Pepsi?
Amahan:   Coke.
Anak:     Diet o regular?
Amahan:   Regular.
Anak:     Botelya o can?
Amahan: Botelya.  Anak:8 oz. o litro?
Amahan:   Punyeta! Tubig na lang!
Anak:     Gripo o mineral?
Amahan:   Mineral.
Anak:     Bugnaw o dili?
Amahan:   Lambusan ta man kag silhig ron!
Anak:      Lanot o tukog?
Amahan:    Animal man siguro ka!!!
Anak:      Baka o baboy?
Amahan:    Layas diri!!!…Layas!!!
Anak:      Karon o ugma?
Amahan:    Karon na!!!
Anak: Karong orasa or karong adlawa?                                                           Amahan:   Grrr!! Patyon tika karon!!!
Anak:     Tuk-on o pusilon?
Amahan:   Pusilon!!!
Anak:     Sa ulo o sa tiyan?
Amahan:   Pisteee!!!
Anak:     Ok-ok o ilaga?
Amahan:   Aaaahhhhh…. bu****!!!
Anak:     Ikaw o ako?

hehe karaan..

Sa pag-ibig,INDAY/ONDOY di mahalaga ang nakaraan kundi ang kasalukuyan. Mas matimbang ang karanasan kaysa sa sakit na pinagdaanan. Ang tanging magpapatatag dito ay kapatawaran at hindi ang pagsumbat sa kasalanan.

Noon minahal mo siya. Akala mo forever pero iniwan morin siya. Pinipilit nyang ibalik ang noon pero hindi mo kaya. Sino ngayun ang manhid? ikaw dahil hindi mo maramdamang mahal mopa siya? O siya kasi hindi nya matanggap na ayaw mona sa kanya?

Dear MATT,

Magandang Araw!

Alam mo medjo maCorniks naman ang mga Payo ni Mr. Bob Ong siguro mahilig lang yan sa mais kaya ganyan Ong kasi ehh..

kung ako sayo isang borit to the hayest level lang yan lag lag na panty ni chik mo....

handang mag borit lagi

-Pikolitog-

Ey leyke to eyat meyat! to_dey!

SI HUBAG ug TO_BOL

Hubag: To, dakoag ngisi nimu gud?

To_bol: Nagadamgo man gid akon kagab eh To_bag! Nagkuyog mag gid kunong ta!

Hubag: Nya unsa may naa ana?



To_bol: Wala lang gid! GIKILIG RA KO!

wahahaha!adik... shudi..si To_bol..

1. nikaon naka?
-busog pa ko
2. naa imo mama, day?
-nganu man?
3. unsa taym imo klac?
-unya pa...
4. asa mo gikan tol?
-nagstroll lang tol
5. gi unsa nimog himo na?
-sayon ra!
6. nganu wala ka gahapon?
-absent ko
7. unsa na orasa?
-sayo pa!
8. asa ka gusto mo kaon?
-ikaw...asa nimo gusto?
9. asa naka?
-padung na!

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 07, 2012, 02:26:01 PM
JUAN:Boss, baka naman pwedeng ireccommend nyo na ako pumalit sa namatay na supervisor!
BOSS: Ok lang sa akin, ewan ko kung papayag ang punerarya!


weheheheh adik...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 07, 2012, 12:40:07 PM
Pikoy

yeaassss..Lolla?

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2012, 06:31:53 PM
Hmm, unya aslom pa jud?

ang laban nga gienum sa helper ni bai bugsay??.., cge na syag inum ug laban kay para may ikalaban siya permi sa iyang among perming gutom..  

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 07, 2012, 02:06:36 PM
ikaw gud... dili man ko manghilabot pod..

sure ka gid? bitaw Lolla gae kog malong b..naaman kahay daghang koleksyon diha., hehhehe...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 07, 2012, 01:56:44 PM
Bitaw pud. Mohiyos na lang ang lagay nungkang ego...

kay hang ego, ego na gid kanang prehas aning,,, ego na day ego na day..kay hapit na ako magmahay..  

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 07, 2012, 02:01:08 PM
walang basagan ng trip!

cge ako napoy mag trip lolla ha walang basagan..

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 07, 2012, 01:58:37 PM
Lami man gud ang hapkok kay nanimaho pang katunggan...

dko anang hapkok kay kapoy kaunon haras2x pa nya baho pagyung katungdan lood..ehehe

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 07, 2012, 01:46:06 PM
ang mobalik pa ko sa akong ex.. tama na tong akong sakripisyo..

weeeeeeeeeeeee?!! d ngaaaaaaaaa? !! fwede maulaw?!!

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 07, 2012, 01:48:32 PM
Kanang gihawob lang unya ganganga?

d kaha na makalanag...? kanang luto na gyud kaayo maoy nindot kan un labi nag nangliki na sa subrang loto..

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 07, 2012, 01:40:18 PM
Unya, unsaon ta na man ni ron nga nagkahiyos man ang special offer?

d... sabton nalang sa mga suki gud saun man na bangkrapt man ang negusyo kung kamo kunoy ma lugi lalim ba...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 07, 2012, 01:39:51 PM
unsa man diay imong kaonon?

aw ang laming kaunon unsa paba diay..  

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 07, 2012, 01:40:27 PM
dili na.. pramis.. tama na to oi..

ang unsa man ang tama na bi?..sulti nalang deri Lolla gud.. y secret ba..

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 07, 2012, 01:34:22 PM
ali dire.. lutuan tika heheheh

aw kung muanha ko diha deli nako mukaun ana, lain nalang akong kan un..

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 07, 2012, 01:33:24 PM
nope..never na no..

dina gyud diay ka muosab nya kausa nalang...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 07, 2012, 01:28:21 PM
Bwahaha! Oops, ayaw na lag reklamo, Bay Piks. In da spirit ob Krismas, hagki na lang...

aw.. wala man ko ning reklamo ba..sulti lang gud ko sa tinood..hahaaha... Paz en la tierra mga pholks

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 07, 2012, 12:42:12 PM
mao gani once is enough na hehehehe

sure?? nyag pugson ka b?..

pritong gutob ug sinugbang talong + mangga = gai ko Lolla  bi..

Quote from: jorgeanna on November 07, 2012, 12:08:14 PM
just like during our HS 20th anniversary, dha man gyud batchmate namo nga ming-deposit sa among batch account nga P9,000.00 unya wala gyud nagpahibaw kung kinsa cya.. bilib ko aning mga tawhana lami padaghanon

mauni sakto ug di pariha sa uban dinha manghatag man gani pero daghan pang tsu ba tsu tsu..!

Quote from: ronzz_eco on November 07, 2012, 01:51:43 AM
....
Y
dli mana rocker...
his the legendary uNCLE Bob MARley u know..

aywa u nuh yes ay nuh me nuh...

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 06, 2012, 11:37:34 PM
ibaba na gid, hang angay i baba...

tulion na gid hang angay tulion..

Quote from: islander on November 06, 2012, 09:24:01 PM
unya, unsa may tawag sa mobuhat ani, boritoser o boritist?

boritororist dam...

Quote from: lakandula on November 06, 2012, 06:37:27 PM


maka hinomdom man ko sauna mi bakasyon ko sa davao. tag pila ka truck ang mo hakot sa mangga

murag ikaw man guro nang dako kaayog katawa sai lakan..kaduha duhaan ug baye bana o laki..heeh

Quote from: lakandula on November 06, 2012, 08:53:35 PM
kinasingkasing kong dawaton pikoy kong tinood man galing

hhaha..unya ipadala ang imong maanyag / ambungan nga picture ha..e padala sa mlolyer..

eleksyon na naman dawat luyog luyo..puslan man kumbati.!.

Quote from: joy_crieta on November 06, 2012, 08:12:22 PM

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 03, 2012, 10:36:47 PM

isang malaking check ms lolla, tama!

8===D

& den

_)_)======D~~~~ Banggggg.......

50% suppot & 50% deli..

Quote from: taga tigbao on November 06, 2012, 07:47:56 PM
Taymsa, reality check, unsa man ning Borit?

Ang ahong nahibaw-an aning borit kana man ning ilaga? Sakto ba?

borit sai? kuan ba..kanang isturyang sky is the limit.. wala deri,, wala dd2

Quote from: lakandula on November 06, 2012, 07:48:03 PM
pwede nang dili anseran ang question. just post your name and address and you win $10

ah ako nalay muhatag ug $10 sa nag pasiugda..

Quote from: taga tigbao on November 06, 2012, 07:50:29 PM
Lami man gihapon bisag baho.    

patayan man gani sai tigs..

Quote from: taga tigbao on November 06, 2012, 07:52:17 PM
Hahahahahaha. Midugo man dajos pasumangil! Hahahaha. Na hala, being honest man kaha.

Quote from: taga tigbao on November 06, 2012, 07:41:31 PM
Hahahaha. Kalambor. Murag mag kajo nga sign ang 0-10 pag una nahong tan-aw!

agoy murag lahi man akong pamati aning trabahua noon..hahaha..