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Quote from: bulak on October 20, 2008, 02:17:39 AM
Kanang ganahan na magbuntis kaon lang lagi daw mo og nutritious foods,sama sa talong sagulan og itlog

Nakatama si Bulak...perfect reminder to those who really want to be pregnant! Pwede ba sab na sa mga lalaki?

Ms. Da Bins, gikataw an mo na sab ko. Sige ikaw lang basig makuhaan ka diha sa pag kinatawa.

Mora man pod nag Tanduay Rhum, "Habang tumatagal, sumasarap." LOL

Maayo bitaw na Raquel nga anaa ka kanunay sa balay to take good care of the family, di ba? If that makes you happy then go for it! My wife also stays at home to take good care of my children. I don't want to entrust my good investment in my children to the yayas.

Kini si Heherzon puro lang ni lip service, papogi nga laos na man. Busted na nang tawhana sa ilang lugar. Mga kamag anak niya maoy pasimuno sa illegal logging. Pwe...

That's true Mack because greed is the handiwork of the devils.

Single pod ko away from home!

If wives just know how to exercise tolerance to their loved ones, I bet happiness could still be maintained in every relationship. Mao nay giingon sa proverbial saying that, "To err is human, to
forgive is divine!" Forgiveness is deep rooted in the degree of tolerance you exercise to every mistake your loved ones commits.

Mayrong 13th nyan! If you admit...remove your pants down!

Ha hay! Morag nangitago ang mga minyo diri! Way reaction. They don't want to come to the open for fear of being busted. Hey guys, come one. Don't you worry, daghan man pod ang moangay sa mga minyo. Caution: Huwag magpahuli ni Mrs, lagot ka! LOL

Ug wa joy mohabal nimo, maski mokaon ka kalingaw ug nutritious food dili jod ka monabdos. If you really like to be pregnant, try some our boys here in TB before looking elsewhere! Higher than normal ang ilang sperm count. Kaso lang basig mosobra na ug mahimong quintuplets! LOL

Sana ug unta ikaw ang akong napangasawa, di na unta ko makatilaw ug unsa ang economic depression sa America ron! Unta ang ako lang kanunay nga matilawan ang imohang depression.

Quote from: Gener on December 06, 2008, 05:42:56 PM
hahaha, sabagay si angelina jolie, ang laki rin ng mata, parang tarsier, hehehe

He he he...bagay na bagay sa aking avatar nga tarsier!

Ha bai Fonz, apil na diha aron maka kawarta ka!

Very ambitious man ning ilang program niini! Hahay...what a wishful thinking!

Hala ug wa na joy tanum motubo, unsa na lang kahay atong mahimo? Di ra ba jod nato madung-ag ang kwarta. Ug pugson natong kan-on ang papel nga kwarta for survival, hala ang mogawas ani tinag dako, tinag singko, tinag dyes, tinag byente singko, ug tinag piso. Haaay...puro na mga sinsilyo. Pwede pa kahang ni ideposito sa BDO?

Sus kalooy man tawon sa mga nabiktimang depositors! Gilansis lang diay sila gumikan sa ilang marketing strategy para makadani silag daghan clients at extravagant ROI. Lupig pa nas Bombay diri nga 5/6. Sa pagkakaron diri ang time deposit mointerest na lang ug 3%, ug sa savings 1%. Ang lending rate nila taas na ang 12%. Regulated kini sa BSP. Pero lain diay ang gihimo sa Legacy. Ang mga nadepositong kwarta gi-invest nila sa money market sa Wall Street diha sa NY. Tu-a gitakdan sila sa economic virus sa America, perteng dimalasa kay very low man ang stock exchange didto, as low as what happened during the economic depression sa America during the 1930s. Kalooy sab sa atong mga sano ug mga sana diha sa Bohol. Hapit na ra ba ang pasko. Unsa may ilang ipang gasto pohon?

Maajo gani kay wa mahinayon nga sija ang inyong maid, unsa na kaha poy ijang buhaton sa injoha no? Maghuna huna na sab sija ug laing gimmick. Porbida jod ning bayhana oi, pasaway! Mao siguro toy gigasto nila sa pang inom inom kadtong injong gipadala nga 5T.

Mao bitaw ni Fonz. Common sense lang na! Panaglitan lang ni ha?

Sobras inom - hubog ka
Sobras kaon -gushan ka
Sorbas sex - lampa ka
Sobras drugs- high ka
Sobras boyfriend- burot ka
Sobras chicks-pikot ka

Mao ba Ward? Pminawon nato ang reaction in Raquel, natulog na siguro to sha!

Wow... Big time syndicate!!! Mao diay ni nga nanambok sila murag mga baboy. No wonder, they're all as greedy as the pigs!

Safety precaution should have been put in place as warnings to vehicles loaded in excess of the desing capacity of the bridge. Besides, if the bridge is still under its finishing touches and still not opened for traffic then  there has to be in place some wooden barricades or concrete barriers to ensure overloaded vehicles are prevented entrance to that particular bridge. Another peoples' money drained into the river and the added cost to rehabilitate or reconstruct the bridge. Sayang! Good that lives are spared from the incident.

Quote from: hofelina on December 12, 2008, 03:42:34 PM
Ako natwao sa tuig 1951, okay? Sigi ko ug tina sa akong buhok, ug ako naningkamot nga perme ang akong kabug-aton. Nagtoon pud ko ug breakdance kay dili naman uso ang twist, cha-cha ug mambo.
Manay

Manay hinahinay lang anang mga break dance mo ha? Basin ma break kanang hymen mo at you will lose eventually your virginity. Sayang!

Wow,,,kit an na jod naho si Raquel. Gwapa man sab diay ni. Di pwede ibilin sa balay. Kinahanglan dad on dad on jod kay she's such a valuable person that no one can afford to lose.

Those bad effects are inherent in all foods and medicines when used improperly. Correct dosage has to be followed to achieve the positive results effectively.

Hoi, kamo ha puro lang pagpasexy ang gihuna hunaan ninjo ha? Kaon jod way pugong pugong!

Akong classmate sa una si Primitivo Namoc ka moko' an man pod to sija.

Hello! Good morning diri! Diha gabii na ba?

Pamahaw: Pritong mangko, half cup plain rice and coffee.

Quote from: grazie7y on December 13, 2008, 03:40:34 AM
Oi, Sir A Layman, ajaw ko i ma'am tawon, an!



Ngano man diay Mam Grazie, an? Ma an kaman diay?

Watta boy!

"You have been told, O man, what is good, and what the Lord requires of you, to do what is just, to show constant love, and to walk humbly with your God." -Micah 6:8

Beware of Sugar Dad and/or Sugar Mom, it is dangerous to your wealth. Taking more than enough sugar could cause diabetis. Maintain more than enough money to sustain your wealth. LOL

A lie he would not tell! When I am A Layman. LOL

He he he...junior ko ni! Like ancestor like son. Basig mahadlok ka na motan aw nako ug ahong ibalandra ang akong killer smile.

Naa mi friend dire na taga Albay, hilig pod ug "an".  -Grazie

Mam Grazie ang mga taga Albay mahilig na sa mga ginata-an, an? Sinili-an, an?

Bai Fonz, just send always you smiles everyday. Then mahimo kanang hero sa TB without even realizing it. Keep on logging!

Naa sab mi silingan sa una nga motangag ug usa ka sakong humay. Ngipon ra ang gamiton ug mokatkat sa habog nga lubi. Unja mosaka pa jod adto sa mga palwa dayon kanaog tangag pa gihapon ang usa ka sakong humay. Unja tagsa raman lagi makaabot nga isdang labas sa ilaha kay bukid man mamasol siya sa ilang bintana aron pangsudan. Makit-an namo nagkisikisi pa ang labas nga mangko.

Good nigt and sweet dreams!

Ako jod nga gikutil ang akong utok aron mangitag insaktong description para nimo.

Viva Ms Da Binsi, viva Reyna de Boholandia! Maajong Pasko kaninjong tanan mga tagbalay!

Bai Cal, ngkabuang ko ug search kay huna huna ra man to nako galabon. Mao ni nakuha naho. Tinuod man diay nga pwede iprepare ning dahon ug bunga when fresh or can be preserved as powder as food supplement.



MALUNGGAY 

The Malunggay (Sajina, Moringa) tree.



MORINGA, MALUNGGAY, SAJINA
Moringa is the English name. It is called Malunggay in Philippines and Sajina in Indian Subcontinent and South East Asia. It grows very wildly in hot tropical climate.


Moringa is a wonderful herb known all over the world-- but only recently in the U.S. It may provide the boost in energy, nutrition and health youíve been seeking.  This book reveals Moringaís nutritional content, medicinal properties, where to get it, the best results.


Moringa is a remarkable discovery, which can make a tremendous difference in your health and quality of life.  Mounting scientific evidence shows what has been known for thousands of years by people in the tropical parts of the world: Moringa is natureís medicine cabinet.


It is best known as an excellent source of nutrition and a natural energy booster.  Loaded with nutrients, vitamins and amino acids, it replenishes your body and provides what you need to get through a hectic weekday or active weekend.


As the candles multiply on top of your birthday cake, you may find yourself slowing down and saying, ìI just donít feel eighteen any more.î  Moringa gives back some of the energy you thought was lost.


Yet this is not a sugar-based energy.  Itís not something, which makes you hyper for some period of intense activity then leaves you drained.  In fact, Moringa is also relaxing...it helps to reduce blood pressure and assure a good nightís sleep.  How does it contribute more energy and greater relaxation at the same time?


The answer seems to be Moringaís well-documented detoxifying effect.  University laboratories around the world have studied Moringaís ability to purify water...attaching itself to harmful material and bacteria, and allowing them to be expelled as waste.  The evidence points to this same process going on inside your body.


It produces long-lasting energy without hyperactivity... a nerve system at rest... a blood system not under pressure...a gland and hormone system in balance.


Other health benefits identified by people who use Moringa continue this same pattern: immune system strengthened, skin condition restored, blood pressure controlled, headaches and migraines handled, diabetes sugar level managed, inflammations and arthritis pains reduced, tumors restricted and ulcers healed.


A body that ís not fighting damaging internal elements is better able to use the nutrients, which come into it to build healthy skin, bone and muscles, as well as the all-important hormones, which keep your body in balance.


And Moringa is loaded with nutrients.  Each ounce of Moringa contains seven times the Vitamin C found in oranges, four times the Vitamin A of carrots, three times the iron of spinach, four times as much calcium as milk and three times the potassium of bananas.


One of the best attributes of Moringa is that it is also quite tasty and a welcome addition to your kitchen.  The leaves, pods and flowers of this versatile tree are all edible, each with its own flavor.  They can be served fresh with meals, or be reduced to powder and used as a food supplement.

Very generous jod ning Australian government hantod ron. When I pursued my graduate studies in Bangkok, Thailand (1976-1977) my sponsor then was the Australian government. I only knew then when the school made an announcement. Again thanks for the generousity!

Snacks: Sliced bread with peanut butter and coffee.

Mao ba nay tago ol o parak parak?

Kaingon jod ko ug ako ang pinakabata sa TB. Happy Bithday bai Felix! Keep on kicking!

Ang kamunggay pwede ibuwad ug dukdokon nga pino. Unya isalgul sa mainit nga tubig sa tasa. Butangan ug kunting asukal and the preparation could now be drunk like coffee or malunggay coffee. Pwede sab puston ang ground malunggay dry leaves sa gasa bag. Then dip the malunggay bag into a cupful of hotwater. This preparation could now be drunk like a tea or tsa.

Thanks bai that you're now ok. Next time just exercise moderation while kissing your partner para di na mapangos. LOL

Ing ana man jod na kon daghan kanang nalaagan nga mga lugar. Lain lain ang mga sinultihan. Diri gani sa Luzon motabok ka lang sa tulay ang itlog sa Bulakan mahimo ng ibon pag tabok nimo sa tulay paingon sa Pampanga.

Apil na sab nang ihi sa tawoto o tiki. Makalami saba na, bi ba?

Pahiri na bai ug lipstick. Sa katugnaw ang hinungdan niana.

Ang dia sa Manila bai, pancit loglog or di ba pancit habhab.

Mao nay giingon Macks nga environment friendly. Certainly this is a biodegrable waste and could help improve greeing our lands because of the added soil nutrients from the rotten husks.

She died for a purpose and God knows it. May her soul rest in peace. Amen.

daghang gihawakang kaso ang ombudsman nga gapatongpatong sa Sandigang Bayan karon. Ag uban gipang agobuban na. Ug imong ifollow up moingon lang sila, Ambot man!

Buwad...bai dis a ka ba ning bakasyon. Morag dugay dugay na sab ta magkita sa TB. Daghan bag gigs!

He he he...Nag mao mao lang ta ani. Morag korek! LOL

Mobalik na sab ta sa unang patotoo before ng Holy Roman Empire about Ptoleme's geocentric theory when they later on scraped off from the scriptures as a big flaw when Galileo Galilee and Johanes Kepler insisted the heleocentric theory of Nicholas Copernicus. When the Copernican theory was finally adapted by the Holy Roman Empire the Julian Calendar was also replaced by the Gregorian Calendar which is of use today. The other notable change which merits vital consideration is the geographical and climatic change over thousands of years.

Mixed Nuts!

Ang nagpalami sa tuba mao nang mga bujog. They mix it up with nectars they gathered from different flowers of their choice. Kamao man jod na sila mokotil.

Waiting a few minutes soon for a scheduled meeting with business groups and contractors

Di man god anad ang mga Chinese sa torrid kissing! Ang ilahang gusto patong na dayon.

Ang bunot pwede sab pang ilo, diba?

I love nut produced by Eat Bulaga.

Syempre mosabsab pa gihapon ni bisag wa nay ngipong ang ibabaw.

Pildi ko sa voting. 10 rounds ang akoa! But still, I am one of those proud Filipinos throughout the whole world who admire the heroics our National treasure Manny did in the ring against the Golden Boy of boxing. Oscar is now a has been of boxing after he lost his golden luster scraped off by our one and only Filipino boxing icon. A new boxing star is born in the Philippines!

Sembako ka Glace! I just wanted to be like an old carabao!

You are exactly right in your presumptions. What about his being a mastermind of a series of kidnappings of Chinese well-to-dos? Where did he get the funds when he ran for an elective post?

pamahaw: tapsilog
paniudto: Kenny Roger's roasted beef
panihapon: salin sa Kenny Rogers

Higher diay ang acidity level sa ilawom sa vagina Dong Enzo, at pH 2-4! Mao diay nga murag inun unan ang kahomot niini! LOL

Quote from: hofelina on December 07, 2008, 03:14:46 AM
This is for Eli Bitancor alias Alayman, he is an enigma for me.

Noose bleed ko aning imong 'enigma' Manay. Unsa may boot ipasabot niini, mesteryo? o menteryo?
Ug menteryo wa ko say kay dool ra man gyod mi sa menteryo. LOL

Hello Calle, first call! It's ur turn now bai!

Is there something behind the closet that needs to be exposed? A modern day Hitler?

Thinning hair but full of wisdom kuno! Meaning HIV +.

Ok! Thanks Grazie. I know this is a noble idea. If possible pa nga pwede rin tayo magtukod ug TB Foundation.

Dili na sa FHM bai bnc. International release na!

Prepare business forecasting and general adminstrative budget for our Planning Session next week.

No to Noli...

Grazie, isang slot lang ba ang available? I think the tuition fee rates in state college and universities are much lower because they are subsidized by the government. Other needed expenses are books, accommodations and meals, transpo allowance, school project expenses, uniforms if any, study tours and trips if any, expenses for research and thesis if any. I hope some sort of an accounting for the possible budget of this noble program had been made.

Si Pareng Oca Orbos di na kaajo aktibo sa politiks! Low profile na sya.

Mao gani na nga ug magpa oto ka pilde ka!

Paniodto: half cup of rice with sinigang na yellow fin.

Wa na ni magamit? Unsa man ang iyang problema? Natingnan na ba to ng mga technician sa ato? Basin ug parts lang ang sira o di ba motherboard.

Ay sus...nagkunwari pang malaki ang breast niya. Yon pala tiyan pala niya ang ningbukad...Bwahaha!!! Thanks Aira, funny is it?

Ms da Binsi- laughylicious

Aira, ang cute ng avatar mo! Malikot lang ang mga daliri. Ulo niya parang Muslim. Basta, maski Muslim, cute pa gihapon.

Hala Angie, kasagaran ra ba kono sa damgo ang kabaliktaran matinood. Let us just utter heartfelt prayers that our national treasure will win. God help him!

Sa pagkatinood Tess I donated one computer set sa Bayong Elementary school thru my older brother Efren who was then the head teacher. He spent one month vacation just to learn hands on programs and operations. Ako ray nag tudlo niya. Bayong now is faring well in computer literacy compared to other Barangays. Another set was spared for my pamangkins in Bulawan. My youngest son is a computer addict. He knows how to assemble parts and install programs (kaso lang mga pirated kay mahal man ang license). Bali dalawa ang computer ko sa ngayon. One is used by my son and the other (laptop) sa akin.

Apil na sila sa Sexiest Women in the world 2008 release.

Yes Nikon, you are exactly right. Hope you are doing well as a CAD Engineer in Australia.

Ang exchange rate niadto ranges from 1:7.5 to 14 which is now 1:50. This means that the dollar appreciates say seven times our money as compared in the late seventies and mid-eighties. If we compare the prices of prime commodities, the price before increased more or less twenty times against what it is at present. For example, taking a regular lunch in a restaurant before amounted only to Php2.50 compared to Php60.00 now. A youngstown sardine amounted Php0.90 before compared to Php10.00 now. There's the disparity!

During our times, UB produced many board topnotchers in the enigneering profession because of the highest standard of discipline imposed by the faculty and staff to the students. Smart students were given recognition by the school that boosted their moral in sustaining their stature as standard bearers of the school.

Morag samok bitaw ang atong mga pantalan diha sa Bohol...ambot lang kaha karon kay dugay dugay na ma ko makauli diha.

He he he...naglisod ug paglitok ang kagwang...

Gener bro, pag ganyan kalaki ang mata kagaya ng aking avatar, iwan ko lang kong di matakot si dayonyor 'junior'. Tagong tago na sa damuhan.

Basig naapil na lang ta sa 'unsung heros' diha. Kana bang dili makamao mokanta, naa ra kalingaw sa sook, ngahilomhilom. Ikaw man jod kay low profile ka man! Bitaw, maajo na lang sad na kay way daghang mamasko, ako lang. Pasko kanimo diha karon Manay!

No problem, basta ikaw! Unjag mahubog ko bahala pod ka! Ang syete viernes mao nay kinabahalan sa tanang tuba sa Bohol! Sos, kusog kana kaayon manipa.

Pakuyoga unja ko diha sa mga plano mo Manay ha? Basin makatabang sa ko!

There's the dice! Kining silas Manny ug si Oca di na mahadlok ug kinsa nilay mapilde kay dili man ni makaapekto sa ilang popularity. Ganahan pa gihapon ang mga boxing fanatics nga motan aw sa ilang mga away in the future. After this bout, daghan pang mga big fights nila nga gahuwat. So money is still coming for Manny and Oca.

Bai sorry...ang imong asawa dili Ilokano, Ilokana na sya, di ba?

If you were my wife...pweh!!! Di na jod ko mangitag lain pa! Ikaw ug ikaw ra jod akong panggaon hantod sa ilawom wa akong lubnganan.

Aruuuy...nanga unsa na man mo diha oi! Giingnan ta mo ug ajaw palabi ug inom unja wa mo magpatoo...Mga kaliwat jod mog mga imbodo ug baba. Hala...pangamata namo aron magtagay tag otro.