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Quote from: hofelina on October 05, 2008, 07:57:03 PM
Dili magsilbi Loy,

Taas nga sugilanon, ang among gamay nga kaponongan dinhi rehistrado ug naka-notar. Deklarado ang among pondo ug asa nipadolong ang nakita nga kwarta, nagsugod mi ug siyam karon 60 ug 7 ka honorable members/supporters (non-Bolanons).We participate in North-Rhine Westphalia One-World Forum. This gives us the possiblity to promote the province in terms of tourism and inform the public that this is a beloved second home of Germans.  There is a joke running around the Bohol will be the next federal state outside the territory.
Small is beautiful, our motto is WORKING TOGETHER IS STRENGTH:

Imong higala,

Manay Tess

Daghang salamat Manay Tess. Sigi basin mahimong adopted state lang ang Bohol sa Germany OK na. Maayo pod unta ug mo donate ang Germany ug mga road signs and traffic lights. It does not matter if they include German language on it for the benefit of our German tourist.

Grazie,

I have a simple analysis.

My theory is that when the Spanish arrived in Bohol, they are trying to communicate with the natives. Since, they are of totally different tongue, there are no common word and it is like humans communicating to an allien from outer space.

Hence, just for the sake of communication, they tried to use thier own native language with the aid of hand signal. With this kind of communication, one can imagine how frustrating it is to express what you mean. Then after a certain point of trying to express his thoughts without success, the chieftain of Bohol perhaps lost his patience and temper and shouted "Bongol".

Since the sylable "ng" is common to Asian tongue, but rare to Europeans, Spaniards could not pronounce it properly; therefore the scribe substituted it with "h" and there you have "Bohol".

This is the closest analysis I could imagine. Hehehe.

If video was invented at that time, I could imagine how comical the footage was, with two different languages and thier action/facial expressions.

N.B. Sorry, I forgot about Aya San. I am not trying to be funny, but this is based on real facts.

I can not call them advance race. During the Mideaval period, they thought that the world is flat while our ancestors the Srivijayans at that time were already doing expedition/venturing at the open Pacific using stellar navigation.

I have seen the video and see a very good comment from Ms. Sheryl Coronel through this link: http://worldwidefilipinoalliance.ning.com/video/video/show?id=1872192%3AVideo%3A29105

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYgEbqedOlk

I remembered Aya San as a loving mother, nature lover (her passion for orchids, flowers and landscapes), animal lover (loves ducks and birds at the lake), she too is compassionate to old and weak (through her thread: mga tabacco ni Nay Itas). Just too perfect. She was.

The Blanco's are our rich neighbor in Tagbilaran. They are reputed as harsh to thier servants. Aya San is just a different Blanco, far different.

 

Basin Tiki ug dili crocodile ang marka.

Mahal raba kaayo nang buing.

Quote from: grazie7y on August 13, 2008, 08:56:21 AM
While we were in Los Angeles last week, we went to Redondo Beach for a dinner.  It was a wonderful experience!  The good was not important but the ambiance!  I heard again the sound of the sea waves!  I saw people fishing and surfing!  The air was nippy but that was perfect for me.  I was so happy!

here are some pictures:


Redondo Beach entrance.


the guys to my left are all Pinoys!  I heard them talking in Tagalog so I asked them to take a picture of my and Alyssa since our company (Tia Edna, Uncle Ray and his nephew) were already in the restaurant.


with Alyssamarie taken by one of the Pinoys fishing.



Tanan naka bukot kami ra jud ang nka short sleeved shirt and shorts!  Saun wa man mi kabalo tugnaw diay!


para sa mga mangingisda!

Grazie,

Kanang isda nga Croaker mao na ang gitawag sa bisaya ug bogaong. Naa pod na daghan dire sa amoa. Nakurat bitaw ko kadtong namukot mi kay dihay mitingog mura ug tingog sa baki.

Mi ingon akong kauban nga basin gi tiawan ta kay naa ba diay isda nga mo tingog.

Moreover, in an investor's point of view, now is the right time to acquire real estate property. Tungod sa crisis, dali ra kaayo ug sayon convincihon ang mga tag-iyahan ug dagko nga yuta, sama sa mga beaches.

Ang mga land developer karon, mura ug namalit ug ukay-ukay or bargain nga yuta.

Actually, choosing between two evils, this is more beneficial to our economy. This is tourism boosting and revenues will go to Philippine treasury kay Pinoy ra man ang tag-iya ug dili foreigner.

Daghan ang ma benifitan dinhe nga taga Anda & neighboring towns in terms of employment.

Our guys need hot big momma cookies too, hehehehe, joke.

American flavour   http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=15257.msg184494#msg184494

"Dissaster Zone"

I agree with Americans and Europeans, but not Koreans and Chinese.

Koreans and Chinese are invasive and killing our local business.

Even our own Fil-Chinese businessmen are against these people.

Thanks to Hofelina, I got the link of Noel Jean B. Lungay's web site: http://www.genelungay.com

I'm smiling.

Dapit ba ni ug Beach?

Hala, basin mao ni ang gi ingon sa akong amigo. Iyang anak secretary sa usa ka Senator nga dunay Land Developing business. Daghan na sila napalit nga yuta sa Northern Mindanao ug Davao. Thier next venture (kuno) is Central Visayas. He mentioned to me Bohol in particular.

I can not divulge the name of that senator basin ikiha ko ug Libel.

Quote from: hofelina on September 20, 2008, 04:28:40 PM
http://www.genelungay.com

A Bol-anon artist based in Germany, please visit his website!

Thanks Maam Tessie for this link.

Noel is my classmate since elementary until high school.

Looking at his works, I remmembered my childhood, specially the sea sceneries. During high school, we sometimes cut classes and take bath at the old Tantrade pier.

Those were the simple days.

I don't know if the video of this EB had been posted. Jun asked me to post it in YouTube and link it here.

However, due to my damaged computer and busy schedule, I was not able to find time.

I tried opening the DVD format but sound and video are in separate files. I ordered a converter software from my collegues to convert the files to a format uploadable to youtube. Maybe next week folks and sorry Jun, you know my busy schedule, so better late than never.

Tita Lee,

Full ang imong inbox. I sent you an email at your yahoo account.

Paliton na ni Arroyo.

Di ba ang Escaya Beach Resort kang Arroyo man na? Acquired during her term.

Perhaps its not a secret anymore. I guess.

Quote from: simplylee on September 09, 2008, 06:52:16 PM
ot: macky nagkita mi ni mam ferniz ganina sa bq, gachikachika mi

Thanks Tita Lee for the information. Unsa iya balita? Please PM me.

About Joseph Lamdagan, ming apil naba siya dire sa TB?

The News reporter assumed that all readers knew the full story. So he just mentioned the reference of the case which is 4 years ago.

I will try to search the topic from Bohol Chronicle. I think I have read this topic in 2004.

Bella & Gracie,

Thanks for the encouraging comments.

Here is the video taken during oath taking (naay mga bata nag banha sa background)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qE5QUdbSOI

OT: Thanks Mickey. Maayo kay naa koy write-up akong i-post didto bahin sa Genealogy sa Ferniz family. Mga roots ni Hermogenes Ferniz who came to the US in 1900's.

Akong gi research ug up to present generation akong ilista. Mga lost relatives namo.

You may be right Sherlock GEC.

The following are questions a professional detective might ask:

1. Who will benefit most from the compensation?
2. What is the victim's enterprise and who are the competitors?
3. How the criminal planned the crime and how he knew the exact timings of their arrival?
4. Why is the victims lover not killed?
5. Who is the mastermind of the crime?
6. Why did the criminal overtake at the wrong side?
7. Unsa imong gikaon karon, aw hing tipas diay ko ug topic. Hehe  unsa pa uban GEC imong observation and analysis. Gamiti ug lateral reasoning pareha ni aa.

What's the motive of the killing?

Are there others involved in this crime?

LASA â€" Loonanon Association of Saudi Arabia

Here are the photos as promised.

Part 1 â€" SOTOKIL Unlimitted

Lambay, Nokos, Sinugba, Shrimps, Tinuwa, Kinilaw nga Tangigi, Nilat-an tiil sa baka.




















Recitation of the Holy Rosary after Dinner, followed by The Formal Launching.

As you notice, the Venue is just too simple. However, it is the noble vision and implementation that matters the most.

Moreover, in a foreign country like Saudi Arabia , we are practicing Christianity in hideouts, like what the apostles did. Practicing Christianity and possession of the Bible, Rosary, etc. is a crime in this country. Hence, I believe our prayers are most sweet to the ears of our Lord.

Engr. Elias Dong Bonite (Guest) inducting officer








Macky covering the event




The President Elect Mr. Pizarras and his speach




Vice President Elect Engr. Sevilla and his speech




PRO, Mr. Alberto Pastor and Auditor, Mr. Schubert “Cadoy” Suazola




(More Pictures and Videos to come)

Maayo pa apil na lang ang Misis Bohol. Murag wala namay intresado nga Miss, Misis na lang.

OT: Is XBox 360 the one with HD Drive or is it the PS3? Me and my kids used to play XBox or PS3 at game centers, but I never asked the specs. I've just seen an Ad about HD Drive and curious.

OT:
haha, TMNT, they are my kid's favorite video game. We played on Multiplayer mode. They played the turtles while I played Casey Jones and my wife played April. These silly characters hit the screen when I was still in the Philippines back 1987, just graduated college. I am fund of cartoon character sketches even when I am already in college. I have also seen the pirated version of thier movie featuring the Dude Ernie Reyes Jr. (Pinoy).

Hinay man ang internet dire. Katunga pa lang ang akong na upload. Ugma na lang pod ang promised pictures mga folks.

Mao lagi Grace, ang ilang patron Saint is Our Lady of Light. Mao wala gyud nila kalimti ang pag Rosario.

Mao ni ang Agenda:

1. SOTOKIL walay limit, Nokos ug Lambay nag sinikohay.
2. Rosary
3. Formal Launching of LASA
4. Announcement of LASA Mission Statement, Objectives, Vision and Plans
5. Election of Officers
6. Induction of Elected Officer (Inducting officer, Guest: Mr. Elias Dong Bonite)
7. Collecting of Contribution for the Loon Parish Church

(Pictures will Follow)

I guess Toy's R Us is worldwide. There is a branch in our place nearby.

I noticed the letter "R" is inverted in thier logo. I guess they are trying to say "customers are always right".

If I'm not mistaken September 8 is the Fiesta.

If he is the one Mari, he is the son of my uncle, my mother's brother.

Happy Fiesta sa tanang mga Loonanon.

It is also my great honor to announce the launching of LASA

Unsa man ang LASA?

Ang LASA is short of Loonanon Association of Saudi Arabia.

LASA was formally launched yesterday September 4, 2008 at Silveriano "Jun" Garate's residence, with it's election and  induction of officers.

* Mr. Jose Luis "Joey" Pizarras Jr. immerged as the President of this group.

(Complete set of officers will be announced tomorrow)

LASA aims to empower the unemployed but skilled youths of Loon, improve their lives through free livelihood training, industrial trainings and ultimately employment abroad (KSA). These visionary Loonanons choosed their hometown as pilot town for their noble project. Should their mission be successful, they wished to spread their movement to other Bohol Towns.

With the advent of Oil Boom, construction business in Saudi Arabia is exploding, thus welders, construction personnel, engineers, foremen, mason, pipe fitters, electricians and other technical jobs are at high demand.

Leaders of this group vows to share thier God given talents and experties in helping the unemployed Loonanons.

I wish success to their simple yet sincere endeavor.

More details, pictures, videos and names of elected officers will be posted tomorrow.

I agree with Lorenzo. It depends on your lifestyle. Some people are still at highschool, yet they prefer to look and act like they are 40 years old. Out there in the US, their is no such thing as generation gap. A 40 year old and a 14 year old can call themselves buddies or barkadas.

Hehehe, wala kabalo si Slackware. Ingon niya sa una nga kontra sa mga taga Calape si Yoyoy.

Mari, asa ra ang akong picture sa Payao?

Adto mo ni Steven ba. Naa among ig-agaw didto, ihawan mo ug manok (Polen Sarmiento ngan).

I'm glad that your back Mickey. Ako pod, panagsa na lang kay busy.

Unsaon man pag pa member sa imong website? Nangayo man ug password. Maka browse noon ko, permi. Pero dili ko maka member.

Quote from: balong on September 03, 2008, 07:02:54 AM
lisod pag judge ug usa lang ka line. mas maajo ug whole song ang kantahon

Quote from: balong on September 03, 2008, 07:02:54 AM
lisod pag judge ug usa lang ka line. mas maajo ug whole song ang kantahon

Maayo tingali ug apil ang imong paborito Balong, ang Bee song. Hehehehe

Naa bitaw programa ni bay Cesar Montano nga The Singging Bee. Ikaw siguro ang director ani Balong.

He is also good in portrait and charcoal. I've seen a photo of his work featuring Mayor Dan Lim.

Quote from: bolingitboy on September 03, 2008, 04:09:08 PM
while there is an existing law that renders any animal found on the road that is not leashed to its owner as stray animal, and that government has the responsibility to rid the roads of stray animals, it may have its shortcoming if -- and only if-- it is government that is implementing the eradication of stray animals particularly dogs by shooting these animals on sight. at least, these dogs, regardless of who is shooting them off the streets, should be taken off the streets and disposed of properly. but i agree 110% with the idea of getting rid of stray dogs from our roads. this problem has been going on for so many years and no one has done anything about it until now when the news came out that bohol is in the top 5 provinces to have a high incidence of rabies, courtesy of the great work done by the very competent and able personnel of the department of agriculture particularly the office of the provincial veterinarian... in the meantime, aside from the cases of dog bite incidents in various parts of the province, police records will yield a good number of road accidents especially those involving motorcycles that resulted from stray dogs that suddenly cross the roads in the midst of vehicle traffic. a few years ago when i was still in bohol, i used to go out bicycling on a regular basis being a cycling enthusiast and i never failed to carry a stick in preparation for the ever-present dogs that would go after me and my bike each time i took a ride. i believe it is high time that some people start cleaning our streets of these stray dogs which are for the most part mean and menacing to pedestrians and motorists especially at night. i salute all those who are part of this clean up, you are all doing a great job. but dead dogs must also be disposed of properly because rabies resides in the saliva of rabid dogs. if dead dogs are left lying on the road, so is the rabies...

Quote from: bolingitboy on September 03, 2008, 04:09:08 PM
while there is an existing law that renders any animal found on the road that is not leashed to its owner as stray animal, and that government has the responsibility to rid the roads of stray animals, it may have its shortcoming if -- and only if-- it is government that is implementing the eradication of stray animals particularly dogs by shooting these animals on sight. at least, these dogs, regardless of who is shooting them off the streets, should be taken off the streets and disposed of properly. but i agree 110% with the idea of getting rid of stray dogs from our roads. this problem has been going on for so many years and no one has done anything about it until now when the news came out that bohol is in the top 5 provinces to have a high incidence of rabies, courtesy of the great work done by the very competent and able personnel of the department of agriculture particularly the office of the provincial veterinarian... in the meantime, aside from the cases of dog bite incidents in various parts of the province, police records will yield a good number of road accidents especially those involving motorcycles that resulted from stray dogs that suddenly cross the roads in the midst of vehicle traffic. a few years ago when i was still in bohol, i used to go out bicycling on a regular basis being a cycling enthusiast and i never failed to carry a stick in preparation for the ever-present dogs that would go after me and my bike each time i took a ride. i believe it is high time that some people start cleaning our streets of these stray dogs which are for the most part mean and menacing to pedestrians and motorists especially at night. i salute all those who are part of this clean up, you are all doing a great job. but dead dogs must also be disposed of properly because rabies resides in the saliva of rabid dogs. if dead dogs are left lying on the road, so is the rabies...

Bolinitboy,

If so, we must also shoot all Badjaos and beggars off to clean our street.

Is that what you mean?

Yes, I heared it on TV. It is the highest inflation rate so far experienced by our country and expected to get higher.

Usa lang ka butang ang wala mo inflate karon sa Pilipinas, ang Tubag Bohol Village.

Sakto ka Ray. Naa pod advise sa mga expert nga dapat ang mother permi maminaw ug music kay ang mood sa inahan maka apekto sa iyang baby.

We are just Filipinos, brother against brother. This war is just political. We are wasting blood and efforts for just a false/non-existent cause.

Why not we unite and use such effort to claim Sabah, Malaysia?

Or drive away the Chinese at Spratlys Islands.

Quote from: Gingah on August 28, 2008, 11:11:08 PM
Thanks! Bag-o pako nahuman ug ka TB Baby, Graz.

Mao diay ni imo secreto nga Babyface ka permi.

Puede ra siguro ug virtual mistress. Basta walay physical contact.

Para sa mga careerwoman, mo kaon mo ug gulay unya mo adto dayon mo sa sperm bank para magpa donate. Ayaw mo anang uyab uyab kay labad sa ulo, ug maka affect sa inyong career.

Puede pod ug virtual boyfriend na lang like Balong. hehehe peace Balong.

Kung pananglit walay combinasyon ug tinod-anay gyud ang away, mura ni ug si Tyson Vs. Holyfield nga away kay ang weight and height difference nila mao-mao ra sa Pacman Vs. Oka.

Sa heavyweight man gud wala nay limit sa weight pataas. Mao ng ang mga kalaban ni Tyson puro dagko kaayo ug taas pa niya. Mao nga ang iyang dag-anan puro upper cut kay gikan sa tiil ang iyang kusog. Kung straight man gud ang iyang suntok, siya ang mapalid kay mas gaan man siya, mao nga iposte iyang tiil sa ground, unya mo upper cut para inig ka igo, mura ug gi jackan ang kontra. Mao ni ang pinaka da best nga technique nga puedeng gamiton ni Pacquiao.

Balong, sugdi ug announce ang audition. Imo man ni nga talent ang mga pakontest. Ang mo daug maoy mo kanta sa komposisyon. Bisan usa lang ka line nga kanta, basta lang ma kuha ang quality sa voice. Puede you tube or MP3 nga format.

Mel or Musiclover,
Nagtoo ko nga daghan diri sa TB ang mga talented sa kanta sama nimo. Naa sab talented sa poetry, sa mga musical instrument ug mga talented bisan sa mga binuang/jokes. Ang uban ani nagpahipi lang.

So, why won't you unleash your talent for a good cause? Kinsa may mga tinaguan nga talent mag unite para makatabang ka sa mga nanginahanglan pinaagi lang sa talent ug no money involved/lingaw lingaw lang.

Example:
1. Si Bambi maayo mo compose ug poetry
2. Si Hapon maayo mo compose ug melody/tune
3. Ang anak ni Tita Lee maayo mo gitara
4. Si Elmundo maayo mo direct ug MTV
5. Si Bonbon maayo mo edit ug Video
6. Unya kantahon dayon ni Musiclover ang mga composition

What I mean is 6 ra ka talent ang kinahanglan, makahimo na ta ug Music Video. Bisan MYMP style para gitara lang ang kinahanlan. Naa nay atong libre nga mga background nga beautiful scenery sa Bohol.

So ang proceeds ani puede atong itabang sa mga may sakit sama aning Valedictorian nga may Cancer. Puede ang theme sa kanta nag saysay sa iyang kinabuhi like never to give up or fight till the end.

Maayo ba ni nga idea?

Mel, maayo ni imong himoon ug inspiration sa imong singging career. Good luck.

8:00 PM gahapon ang last nako nga kaon.

Mo kaon ko ug utro mga 12 noon today, so mga 16 hours walay sulod akong tiyan.

Lain man ang climate dire. Dili ka bation ug gutom. Kon mo kaon ka bisan dili gutom, mo dako imong bil-bil.

Dili pod mag luya imong lawas bisan walay kaon, normal lang ang energy level. Mao kasagaran sa mga tao diri 2x a day lang mo kaon.

Pamahaw : Wala
Paniudto : Prito nga isdang bato, lambay gi tonoan ug gi sagolan ug kalabasa
Panihapon : 555 Sardinas ug Salin sa paniudto.

Morning mi hapit ko ila Jun Ayag mga 10 AM uban ang akong anak before we go to hospital for cough check-up. Si Jun isda pod iya sud-an. Barato kaayo dire ang isda. Maayo ni walay contra sa high blood.

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on August 28, 2008, 10:16:35 PM
mao bitaw akong point. tungod sa gobyerno nato nanglakaw na sila kay wala lagi igong trabaho ngari. kung naa man galing gamay ra ug sweldo labina ug magpamaid lang ka. naa bitaw gitawag nilang hero si angelo dela cruz kadtong nakidnap sa iraq, unsa may nahimo ato niya. nidako ang atay sa animal, nag abusar. gihatagan ug trabaho sa gobyerno, naghubog hubog while work hours pa. napapha na nuon. giingnan nga dili moadto sa iraq kay peligro, niadto jud di nakidnap. nangayo ug tabang sa gobyerno. ang gobyerno sad nga gipanguluhan ni GMA pakitang tao sad ni give in. gi withdraw ang peace keepers sa iraq bugti sa kagawasan ni dela cruz. ang resulta, gi withdraw sad sa US and ilang pending military aid sa pinas alang sa modernization sa AFP. ang resulta nagsige nalang ug pang crash ang mga helicopters ug airplanes sa pinas. kay lagi ang pinas di ka afford kung walay aid sa ubang nasud kay gipangkurakot sa mga namunuan. labi pa tong naa sa mga ahensiya sa gobyerno ug sa mga LGU's. karon dako kaayo ug damage ang niresulta tungod sa lang usa ka tawo nga gahi ug ulo. nya wala lang panumbalinga ang sakripisyo sa mga tawo nga nitabang niya. nya giusikan lang sa tabaghak.
daghan pa ra ba ron ang gahi ug ulo nga ganahan moadto sa kuyaw nga lugar aron manimpad. pwera lang nangadto sa mga lugar nga safe. ang kaning atong mga nurse ngari kadaghanan nangandoy nga mogawas aron modaku ang kita. kahibaw man sila nga gamay ra jud ilang kitaon kung ani sila sa pinas lang. ug dili lang kay mga nurse lang. hasta tong ubang mga professionals sama sa engineers, architects ug IT professionals kay inilog ni sila sa gawas labi pa didto sa singapore ug canada. bisan ako, ganahan ko nga moadto sa gawas aron sad makatilaw ug gamayng kaharuhay akong pamilya. pero gi defer lang sa nako sa pagkakaron kay medyo kaya pa nako ug sa akong asawa ang among gastuhan diri bisan naay panahon nga makatilaw ug jud ug kahagip-ot. pero kalooy sa dios, kalampos lang gihapon. usa sa akong kamingawan ang akong mga anak nga medyo close kaayo nako ug usa pa medyo gagmay pa. wala pa kaayoy mga buot ug di pa jud kasabot kung ugaling molakaw ko. magsige man gani ug pangita nako kanang mobyahe ko ug tagsa ngadto sa duha ka semana kung mawala. sa telepono ra mi magkastorya.
ambot lang jud aning atong pamuyo diri sa pinas. usahay makaingon ko nga ang uban ra sad natong mga kaigsoonan ang nakaingon nganong ing ana ang ila gidangatan. kamo nalay sabot ana. 

Maayo kanang imong gi buhat bay. Mas nag kinahanglan ang imong mga anak nga naa ka sa ilang kiliran samtang gamay pa sila. Maayo kay wala ka magpatental sa abroad. Siguro kung naa sa hipnong edad na sila ug makasabot na nga mo biya ka para sa ilang edukasyon, like mag college na, mao na siguro nang panahona nga mo abroad ka na. Pero kung imong palamboon ang imong kwarta sugod karon, mo multiply siguro na ug pila ka tuig. Ug hinaut unta nga malamposon ka para may ikagasto ka na sa college nila ug dili na ka mangabroad. Ang importante sa atoa nga self sustainability ug dili ka pataka ug gasto sa mga butang nga luxury.

Ang imong gibuhat karon, imong gi build ang imong greatest wealth nga mao ang imong mga anak.

Thanks kaajo Mike.

OT:

Mike,

Unsa ba to ang shortcut sa Tubag Bohol Mail. Bag-o ang akong computer mao nga nawala ang akong tanan nga mga shortcut.

Thanks,
Macky

Dia ko office karon. Mo uli sa ko kay mag jogging pa ko or mag alay lakad. Ako sang ibton ang chord. Mo lagnot sa ko. Bye

Hahaha. Ka imagine ko nga si Bella ma high blood. Hahahah.

Quote from: Gingah on August 27, 2008, 11:52:40 PM
Pareho ra na ani, Kuya Macks

tatay: anak, paliti kog softdrinks:

ANAK:coke o pepsi?
tatay: coke...

anak: diet o regular?
tatay: regular...

anak: bote o can?
tatay: bote...

anak: 8 oz. o litro?
tatay: punyeta....tubig na lang

anak: natural o mineral?
tatay: mineral...

anak: bugnaw o dili?
tatay: lambusan ta man ka aning silhig ron...

anak: lanot o tukog?
tatay: animal man seguro ka!!!

anak: baka o baboy?
tatay: layas!!!...layas! !!...

anak: karon o ugma?
tatay: karon na!!!

anak: imo ko ihatud o dili?
tatay: patyon ta ka karon!!!

anak: tuk-on o pusilon?
tatay: pusilon!!!

anak: sa ulo o tiyan?
tatay: pisteee!!!

anak: ok-ok o ilaga?
tatay: aaaahhhhh... .bu****!!!

anak: kinsa...ikaw o ako?

Hahaha, palamoot kaayo.

Kinsa ka Gingah? Ikaw ba si Ginger? Just guessing.

GEC, as ever,

You and
your quick
poetic D;

This is a forwarded joke from my relative:

Why I hate visiting rich people?

Question: "What would you like to drink ... fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate, or coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"

Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or  green tea?"
Answer: " Ceylon tea please"

Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"   
Answer: "White please"

Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"   
Answer: "Milk please"

Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"   
Answer: "Cow milk please."

Question: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?"   
Answer : " Afrikaner cow please."

Question: " Warm or cold?"   
Answer: "Warm please."

Question: "Full cream, low fat or fat free?"   
Answer: (Inis na..) "Umm .. I'll rather take it black please."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar please."

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"   
Answer: "Cane sugar please."

Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?" 
Answer: (Pikon na..) "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead please."

Question: "Mineral or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water please."
 
Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
Answer: (Nag Explode na..) "Hey futsek mann! Just get me water from the river.. I don't Want to know which river, and stop asking me too many questions.

Panahon pa siguro na ni Bambi, mga 1974.

Kanang Egret mo migrate diay na siya sa winter. Mo abot na siya ug Europe. Depende sa kase. Naay uban gikan ug Florida. Kung ting winter diha, mo lupad sila paingon sa Florida.

Hahaha, National Powong Corporation.

Quote from: ms da binsi on August 22, 2008, 10:04:19 AM
We went to clean the shrubs, brushes in our new place today at the lake. As my banana mowed the brushes, I, with my camera (op kurs) went into the middle of the property. And I saw these beautiful creatures. At first i only saw the baby while we start staring each other, the mother showed up! I thought that would me my end, they're going to attack me I thought. But i was wrong, they were so tamed "wild thing". The mother even get closer to me, seemed investigating who or what i was (ingon si banana, "nakakita lang sila sa ilang big sister daw! laguta jud nako).

Have you ever encountered some wild life? if so Where?, when? How? and what did you do?
Here's my share for today. I still cant get over how tamed these mother and daughter were.






I captured every moment when they were with me until they left...

Bella,
Karon pa ko kakita ani nga mga nice pictures. Last week hinay kaayo ang TB dire sa mong dapit. Kung may pictures, dili mo load.

Mura ug paraiso, kadtong nag hubo pa ang mga tao. Fresco siguro kaayo ang hangin aning dapita no.

Kadumdum noon ko sa salida nga Deer Hunter, starring Robert Redford. Asa pa man ka adto nga panahona?

I like no. 15!

15. Browse Tubag Bohol before and after going to bed
Research indicates that browsing Tubag Bohol stimulates imagination, relieves stress,  promotes friendship that makes you happy and increases memory by associating your daily activity with hot topics and putting bookmarks.

It's OK for me as long as it is not lewd or offensive. It is our tradition, the Pintados.

Personally, I like the removable ones (stickers).

Mao ni ang big reality, labi na sa panahon karon nga crisis ang Pilipinas. So most of our professionals are aiming to migrate or work in foreign countries. It is but normal for a person to go for the best, ride the wagon to greener pasture. I must admit, I am one. Hehehe.

But unfortunately some Imigrants/OFWs find their status as poor in their new country or just 2nd class citizens and sometimes discriminated. Even the ones with professional degrees find themselves in humiliating jobs. Going abroad for the first time is like playing Russian roulette, uncertain. Most are suffering from loneliness and there is a constant desire of going home/joining their loved ones.

Regarding love of country, maybe you mean love of government. One may hate the government but still love his country. Since OFW’s prime goal is to improve the living condition of his family, it is already considered love of country, since family is the basic unit of our society.

Heroes: It is the will and courage that makes one a hero and not the result of an endevour. So there is no such thing as accidental heroes.

So we can say that nurses who are stationed in the Philippines are sort of doing charity. They are not earning, but donating services.

Since they choose to stay, knowing thier loss; they can be of equal stand to thier overseas counterparts who are called heroes.

Sa olympic boxing, since the rulling is amateur, dili ang kusog sa suntok ang basehan sa score, pero ang number of hits. Bisan hinay ang suntok basta mi sulod, mao na ang gi ihap sa scoring. Sa amateur boxing, speed ang importante.

Kanang sipak takraw di ba kita man ang nag imbento ana nga game unya walay nag champion nga pinoy. Lupig man ta sa Indonesia ug Thailand.

Maayo Fons nga solid mo diha.

Mag coordinate ta kung unsa ang mga producto sa Bohol nga puede ma export sa uban nga nasod.

Example sa mga products sa Bohol nga mahal sa uban nga nasud (Mga long-life ug non-perishable products):
1. Cape
2. Cacao
3. Native Basket
4. Hand Bags
5. Raffia Products

Example sa products from Abroad nga puede ibaligya sa Bohol.
1. Ukay-ukay
2. Second Hand Spare parts from Japan
3. Mga junk nga puede pa magamit
4. Used Computer or Celfone
5. Etc. etc. basta small scale ug non-taxable/no custom duty

Atong banhawon ang trade and barter system someday.

Gaw, ingon-ana gyud ang lifestyle sa Guindulman kay mainly on agriculture ilang panginabuhi. So mag bugwal or mag daro sila sa planting season. Grabe pa sa training ni Pacquiao kanang mag daro ug mag bugwal sa yuta. Samtang nag huwat sa ting ani, mag bantay sa basak ug mag kalingaw ug gitara. So duha ra ang kapaingnan, mahimong boxer or mahimong singer.

Aha sayon ra ni pero dili ko mo answer una para makakita ko sa mga palamoot nga mga answer.

OT: Leo, there is an assignment for your as a journalist. It just pop out of my mind that perhaps you could interview my mother. She was a celebrated athlete and during her time, she hold the Philippine record for 100m hurdles. You may ask your uncle Ben, they are relatives. There was also one athlete Simeon Toribio who produced medal during Tokyo Olympics in the 40's and my mother knows him because they were co-athletes, but my mother declined because her brother was among killed in the death march in Tarlac during WWII.

I got it Leo. When I asked his name he preferred to be called Boggs.

Got any idea where he is now?

He told me he stayed in Butuan for long time and he stayed also in Laguna. His origin is from Guindulman.

Sagdi Graze kay ako ni siyang ingganyohon nga mo apil sa TB. Akong pangitaon kung asa na ni siya ron.

Quote from: Angie Gulle on August 26, 2008, 05:17:44 AM
Candido igsoon ni...Candelario, Candida og Candelaria...root word...Candy.

Additional: Canding, Kandingon, kaldereta.

Attention Bella, naa koy gi post gahapon nga Boholano Artist. Iyang ngan Candido. Ako siyang ingganyohon nga mo apil sa Tubag Bohol para daghan na mo nga artists. Mao ni ang link: http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=14672.0

You know, I like this picture. This is very smart. It is a realistic painting of a Tarsier and it's background is a painting of Chocolate Hills. The painting is made by an amateur painter which became the model of his painting. Very Tricky if you watch closely.

Grazie,

Dili baligya iyang mga painting, apan puede ka magpa painting ug imong gusto nga theme.

Ang iyang specialty mga portrait ug landscapes nga ipintura sa whole wall sa balay.

Photographic kaayo iyang memory kay dire sa Saudi daghang magpa paint nga Arabo. Ilang itudlo kung asa nga landscape ilang ipa paint. Detailed kaayo ang iyang painting bisan ang mga ornaments sa mga babaye dire iyang gi paint. Kita ko ug iyang gi paint nga Arabic Architecture nga detailed kaayo.

Realist ang iyang style sa painting ug Acrylic iyang material.

Ang painting nga simbahan mura ug sa Panglao or Loon siguro na.

Wala ko kabalo asa na ni siya karon kay mi exit man ni siya. Last year pa mi nag kita 2007.

Folks,

Meet the man, Mr. Candido Canonigo Castro, “Boggs Castro” a Boholano Artist whom I met in Saudi Arabia. His paintings are mainly focused on Bohol’s panorama.

















His impression of Juan Luna’s Blood Compact

Bella,

Preventing heart attack and high blood pressure is more on physical and psychological discipline.

Physical in the sense that all knowledge and information are useless if you don't act now. The hardest part is Psychological discipline of controlling your urges. I learned something from one of my indian collegue who practised yoga. He said that there are three parts of a person, which is body, brain and you. Body is your vehicle, brain is your computer and you the controller.

Kho, meet Scooby, my daughter Candice's pet. The only dog with extra unconditional love.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxAI1frBL7A

Sakto ka Lex.

Yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

So kung makakita ka ug gwapa, hala panguyabi dayon.

Sakto ka lolong. Mas dako pa siguro ug professional fee ang mga coaches & official kay sa athlete. Mga dagko raba ug tiyan. Dapat sila ang good leaders by example sa ilang mga athlete nga fit ilang lawas. Mo uban ba kaha ni sila ug jogging sa ilang mga athlete or mo tawag lang ug cell phone ug magpakita lang 3 months before the olympics.

OK ra man siguro nang Cerelac basta dili lang rice kay taas kaayo ug gluten.

Mao bitaw concious ko sa mga sakit kay kaliwat raba gyud namo both sides ang diabetes, high blood, heart attack, cholesterol, hasta TB ug hubak.

Nakabasa pod ko nga infants from birth up to six months should not be fed with any carbohydrates such as rice or wheat as they will develop gluten intolerance that cause type 1 diabetes or juvenile diabetes in later childhood stage.

Infants up to six months should be fed only with mothers milk or non-gluten formula. The problem in the Philippines is that they start feeding infants with boiled rice at 3 months old which is dangerous.

Childhood diabetes will complicate to heart and artery disease in adult life.

So ayaw gyud na pakan-a ug nilugaw nang inyong mga anak before six months old. Paliti gyud ug formula bahala ug mahal.

Quote from: bolingitboy on August 24, 2008, 03:36:08 PM
to Macky: i didn't know that there is a trend of rising criminality in bohol. while it might be helpful to effectively diagnose the problem by conducting researches and studies, it might also be beneficial to look at particular models by which municipal executives can deal with such a problem. what comes to mind right now is the experience with which davao city and singapore have minimized criminality. but there might be other models to learn from though.

Last year, Bohol experienced the worst in criminal activities. There were series of Robberies like the daginot gang and the most talked about bank robbery & shoot-out that killed a security guard, the killing of Jack Arat Lloren, cases of rapes, murders, etc. This has prompted some groups in the city to form a Death Squad last year.

http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=148.0

http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=263.0

http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=3332.msg17007#msg17007

Probably last year was the highest criminality rate. I believe crime has something to do with the psychological well being of a person and the best prevention is through psychological evaluation of every citizen.

The following are my manoks:

* Agriculture
* Arts/Performing Arts                                    : 1. Fiel Angeli Arao-Arao Gabin 2. Cesar Montano
* Business                                                      : Raymond Roldan (Also featured in TB)
* Education                                                     : Mr. Pedro Marcojos (Best among the longest running educators. His passion for quality education have produced the best caliber professionals serving our province & abroad)
* Engineering                                                  : Engr. Elias F. Bonite (featured in TB)
* Law                                                              : Atty. Glen P. Hubahib (featured in TB)
* Journalism/Communication/Literature          : 1. Michael Ligalig  2. Bisyantek 3. Leo P. Udtohan (Mga TB-hon)
* Military Service
* Public Service/Community Development       : 1. Jun Ayag 2. Anisia Tagaro, 3. Edelweis (Lita)
* Science/Medicine                                          : Brando Lucino

One of my relative Bryan Carroll Ferniz is an advocate of "The Wall of Angels", a group to counsel and assist people with suicidal problems.

You may become a member of this life saving group. http://www.suicide.org/wall-of-angels-suicide-memorials.html

Please read the suicide stories on that website and you will know that not all suicides are act of foolishness. They are victims of people who don't care.

I found the link to that thread about Atty. Glen P. Hubahib http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=562.0

Quote from: grazie7y on August 24, 2008, 03:20:38 AM
Macks, for sure wala na mo qualify si Grace Pitoy-Ngatia diha! 

Let's have Glen Hubahib na lang.  Kaso, I don't know how community involvement here sa Hayward.  Maybe we can ask him a resume or something.  What do you think?

Good idea Grace. I will ask Glen Hubahib. However, there is already a post in Tubag Bohol talking about Glen Hubahib, where his exceptional achievements were featured. I guess that was an interview with Loy Palapos, if I'm not mistaken.

Aspirin was just accidentally discovered to be anti blood thickening. It was even banned in the US in the 90's. Remember the Tylenol case which went up to the senate.

I know Lipitor since 2006 when my late mother in law had CKD - Chronic Kidney Disease and at that time her disease was on ESRD - End Stage Renal Dysfunction, that means doctors could not save her kidneys and the only relief is a dialysis or a transplant. Kidney disease is very tricky because you will never know the symptoms as long as your kindneys are still functioning 20% even if you have the disease. You will only experience symptoms once your kidneys are 5% functioning, when it is already too late to save it.

Sadly, I had no money that time for the expensive process. So, what I did was do research. I found an article that Lipitor which is a cholesterol cutting drug can boost kidney function from 5% up to 20%. The dosage I forgot, but it should be at the highest, maybe 500 mg.

Main causes of CKD is diabetes (due to hardening of arteries), high blood pressure and cholesterol. The best preventive measure is to avoid the cause and to have yearly or bi-yearly creatinine test, which is not a costly procedure and could save your life. Africans, Pacific people including Filipinos are prone to this disease.

Lorenzo, I've seen somebody putting ice under the tongue as first aid for heart attack or stroke. Is this OK.

I failed in number 3. I sleep only 4 hours a day.

Also I have not tried number 7 (Yoga).

Titams, when I came here in 1991, the cost of gasoline was $1.00 per gallon. Since last year, it was rolled back to $0.60 per gallon.

Quote from: ms da binsi on August 22, 2008, 10:16:50 PM
I would like to nominate:

Jun Ayag
Macky Ferniz
Benelynne
Rald Ampong

Belle & Grazie,

Sorry that I have to decline to this honor as my achievements are too premature at this moment. I am not much involved in community activities these days except Tubag Bohol.

Hence it is my honor to recommend:

Grace Pitoy Ngatia (CA)
Joey Tabacco (NYC)
Atty. Glen P. Hubahib (CA)
&
My relative "Mr. Roldan Sarmiento" of Michigan (silingan nila ni Bella). He is the organizer of Sarmiento clan and one of his proposed project this coming May 2009 is to conduct a medical mission. This plan is still under brainstorming stage and I will post full details later.

Let me think of more qualified Boholanos that I personally knew.

Duol ra man ni sa akong outlet. Asa ni nga branch sa Macky's?

Quote from: bisayantek on August 22, 2008, 06:23:17 PM
Kaanugon sa kinabuhi.

Bay Komusta na.

Another way of overcoming depression is to express yourself in Poetry and post it in forum sites.

I recommend this website of Bisyantek: http://bisaya.wearefilipinos.com