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#79801
Photos Unlimited / Re: super-cute animals here!
June 15, 2010, 12:50:00 PM
Quote from: bugsay on June 15, 2010, 12:46:17 PM
european na man ang tingog sa baki karon...hehehe

Cultured man gud ning bakia... ;D
#79802
Quote from: bugsay on June 15, 2010, 12:44:15 PM
magtinduganay, kon sa iningles pa, one night stand? ;D
wa buhata kay sakit sa galamhan...(namakak ug gamay)
ang konsensya sa utok motulisok
sa lungag sa bongbong nalang nako ipasok..


Naay lungag sa bungbong nga gitawag og glory hole
Diin pwede nimo ipansak ang imong glory pole
Sa pikas atuay parte sa lawas nga nagnganga
Usahay baba, usahay pud, aw, kahibawo na ka...

;D

#79803
Photos Unlimited / Re: super-cute animals here!
June 15, 2010, 12:43:22 PM
Quote from: bugsay on June 15, 2010, 12:34:24 PM
ughhh...uppercut sa kotokoto...hehehe

Uppercut bitaw kay gahapa man! Crua-crua! Kva-kva! ;D
#79804
Quote from: bugsay on June 15, 2010, 12:21:44 PM
ang pagkasulondon lisod buhaton
kay sa hunahuna daghang wakwak magpalandong
pero bisan sa kahagip-ot sa agi-anan akong likayan
kay dughan sa asawa ra gyud akong handayan... ???


Nakadayeg ko sa imong kabuotan, Bay Bugs,
Bisan kausa diha wa kay laing ka-dugs.
Bisan pud ba kon pananglit magtindoganay
Gilikayan mo tungod sa gugmang tiunay?

;D
#79805
Photos Unlimited / Re: super-cute animals here!
June 15, 2010, 12:01:12 PM
Quote from: islander on June 15, 2010, 11:57:18 AM
mora baya tuod ug naghunahuna ug... hehehe, you petty humans.  your intelligence is nothing compared to mine...

...and you don't have my foreign language skills and social refinements. ;D
#79806
Quote from: statesville on June 15, 2010, 11:51:44 AM
Basin hasta ang tunga sa sulod gidasok ang mga pasahero
  ug abot sa sa atup pa gyud mao man nay normal sa jeep sa bukid

<img src="http://www.motorcycleasia.net/images/Davao/jeepney.JPG">

Oi! Kon maohon, gamayng tikwang sa jeepney seguradong daghan ang matiklo... :P
#79807
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 15, 2010, 11:53:01 AM


ngik-ngok-ngek-ngork!!!!!

Bwahaha! Ngork? Mora man nig natapigas... ;D
#79808
Quote from: chicogon on June 15, 2010, 11:51:19 AM
LOL. Health vices are not limited to just food... eng eng eng...  ;D

The better ones certainly are not... ;D
#79809
Quote from: bugsay on June 15, 2010, 10:55:04 AM
pasaylo ako bai Hubag
kay dili ko magyampungad sa laing bangag
dili ko magpauraray sa dughan sa lain
kay akong asawa mauy akong ihambin... ;D

Kon maohon, ikaw maoy banang sulondon,
Motuman sa saad, klarong matinumanon;
Andam nga mosugot bisan dili sugoon,
Wa puy kusmod nga mokuot sa kuotonon.

;D

#79810
Quote from: chicogon on June 15, 2010, 11:20:49 AM
Some vices are not so healthy, but others, in fact, are good for the health. Consider them medical secrets, or, rather, discoveries, bwahaha!!!  ;)

He he, tuo ko ani (labi na kay pari ang gasulti): vices that make you feel real fine must be good for your emotional and mental health! ;D
#79811
Quote from: Chongki on June 15, 2010, 10:54:47 AM
swedish films

He he, natawo na ba ka adtong paggawas sa I Am Curious films, Bay Chongks? ;D
#79812
Quote from: Chongki on June 15, 2010, 11:17:59 AM
.... si maria, natilawan na nako  ;D

Bwahaha, and delikado kon motilaw pud ka ni Carlo... ;D
#79813
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 15, 2010, 11:11:25 AM


Sa una naka fling ko ug taga Bordeaux nga nag work sa SF, sus insakto jud ko ug supply sa red wine hasta kape! hahahhaha!

He he, puwa-puwa jud diay permi... ;D
#79814
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 15, 2010, 10:46:53 AM



nahubog na ka Hubs??? hahahahha!

He he, epekto sa hangover ni. Affirmation sa bisyo para di tantong ma-guilty... ;D
#79815
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 15, 2010, 11:06:36 AM
...that im the funniest smart BITCH. ;D

He he, capital letters pa... ;D
#79816
Quote from: bugsay on June 15, 2010, 10:18:40 AM
speedboat akong gusto bai Hubag..
kay gusto kog sa layong dapit maglaaglaag
dunggo sa bisan asa'ng kapopod-an
ug didto magpa-uraray sa hamis nga dughan.. ;D

Ay! Kada dunggoanan
Laing hamis nga dughan.
Pag-uli sa inyoha
Bukbokon sa asawa... ;D
#79817
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 15, 2010, 10:45:51 AM

bwaahhahaha! agi sa ka alimuot nga inubanan sa ka high, nag shorts or micro minis  nalang ning gawas!! hahahahahahha!

Bwahaha! I can just imagine! Alibwag jud ang tanang dautang espiritu! ;D
#79818
Quote from: jorgeanna on June 15, 2010, 10:17:36 AM
just enough nga maka-taste ka sa asin or sa katam-is......

Hmm, gamay ra jud diay. Salamat, Ann...
#79819
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 15, 2010, 10:41:03 AM

unsang klaseha sa ALL THE WAY Hubs? apil na NOVENA ig human? hahahahhahah! naa jud na nabuhat nga KABALAGHAN nang mga madreha na kay nganong nasakpan? kay ug mag  tanom ra ka'g konsomo nga di na manumbalay, di baja jud masakpan...! ;D

He he, basin ang mga madre gialimut-an sa langob nga ilang gipuy-an... ;D
#79820
Quote from: bugsay on June 15, 2010, 10:27:36 AM
ikaw nalang bai Hubs, kay murag nituhop na diha sa imong alimpatakan ang daghang tipaka sa pagtulon-an nga nahisabwag dinhi...

Ang nakadaot kay sa akong bahin, ang maayong pagtulon-an nga mituhop sa alimpatakan nalahugay man uban sa law-ay nga mga pasunding nga naglublob sa gingi-gingi sa pangindahay... 
#79821
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 15, 2010, 10:25:02 AM

hahahahhaha! sus lagi kay kanang mga madreha mga baby boomer man na ug mga pangedaron, ang mahilig sa MJ and party!!! mao tingaling nasakspern kay basi nag wild sa gawas?

He he, basin ang mga madre wala mosukol og all the way, mao nga giinitan ug gidakop... ;D
#79822
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 15, 2010, 10:16:28 AM

bitaw!!! hahahahhahaha! para nako wa baja na silay dautang gibuhat, unless ilang gi negos...pero ug para konsomo ra ok ra na oi!

Basta dili lang mag-wild ang mga madre, pasagdan lang unta sila sa ilang ginagmayng kalipay...
#79823
Health and Food / Re: Do You Use Ajinomoto?
June 15, 2010, 10:16:42 AM
Quote from: kan-ogong on June 14, 2010, 10:22:17 PM
Dili mana maka daot ang vetsin.10 yrs na ako wala mogamit pero ako gibalik gamit dere sa US kay it can help digestion di ba na topic na sya sa Rated K ni Korina. nag research pa sya sa Japan University of Tokyo ug sa China.UNya sukad gamit ko usab wala nako mipalit ug gatas nga naa fiber.mahal oi.lisod man pod ug mokaon ko kapayas kay taas pod ug papene mura ta pari.Mao vetsin na lang kay barato.Pero nag reaseach pod ko oi. MSG dili makadaot makatabang pa sa lawas .Mao na mga puti ug mokaon sa Chinese restaurant makalibanga kay naa MSG high in fiber

Unsa man diay ang naa sa kapayas, Bay Kan-ogs? Kan-onon diay ni sa pari?
#79824
Quote from: jorgeanna on June 15, 2010, 10:07:17 AM
mas effective daw kung naay honey or salt... i am doing it for a week na and lami i-adto sa CR after...

Hmm, mao ba, Ann? Sigi, I'll try this. Unsa man, unsa kadaghan ang honey ug salt?
#79825
Weird and Extreme / Re: Raw frogs, anyone?
June 15, 2010, 10:10:35 AM
Quote from: bugsay on June 14, 2010, 10:39:28 PM
ew.. >:(

He he, ew bitaw, pero wala juy sakit ning Insika... ;D
#79826
Quote from: jorgeanna on June 15, 2010, 10:04:15 AM
my Chinese friend told me that upon waking up in the morning, drink hot water with either honey or salt in it for it will help clean your tummy....

Bisan plain water lang tingali, payts na...
#79827
Mokabat og 30 ka tawo ang naaksidente? Dako diay tingali ni nga jeepney...
#79828
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 15, 2010, 09:56:50 AM
Quote from: wolfpack823 on June 15, 2010, 09:25:50 AM
Gikaligutgotan gjud naho kining mga way batasan nga mga k******n sa gahom sa katawhan.

Katawhan nga nagmata rag morning, sayon ra kaayong patuohon sa mga politiko nga pangawkaw ray naa sa hunahuna.
#79829
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
June 15, 2010, 09:17:39 AM
Quote from: Mulligan on June 14, 2010, 08:50:56 PM
from a verse in the bible.

"You can not prevent birds from flying over you, but you can prevent them from nesting in your head"

Just as you cannot prevent them from flying over you, neither can you prevent them from performing some bodily functions. That's why it's not advisable to look up the sky with your mouth open... ;D


#79830
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 15, 2010, 09:11:25 AM
Quote from: wolfpack823 on June 15, 2010, 09:03:35 AM
Gikaon sa buwaya ang pork barrel, buwayang ikogan sa atubangan, sapyot ang lubot, walay korte ang katawan, meztiza buaw, basta buwaya sa mala nga yuta mas ngil-ngig...

Ngilngig man jamo ang imong paghubit sa buaya sa mala, Ms. Wolf, akong mapintal sa alimpatakan ang mananap nga imong gikaligutgotan...
#79831

Kinamot lang una dihag bugsay-bugsay
Aron pud naa kay ginagmayng kalipay
Kay de-motor ka na man sa kapulihay
Ug ikaw haruhay nang magsakay-sakay.

;D
#79832
Depende pud sa opisina nga i-audit. Ang papilion kadto ra pud nga dunay ikahatag. Ang mga opisina nga way nahot maoy diniyos ang auditing... :P
#79833
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
June 15, 2010, 08:55:51 AM
Quote from: bugsay on June 14, 2010, 10:43:44 PM
wake up tomorrow, but sleep again on Wednesday.....i will sing a lullaby for you....abbaruray, abbarinding.....please... ;D

Nalipat sa goat's-eye ring... ;D
#79834
Photos Unlimited / Re: super-cute animals here!
June 15, 2010, 08:53:03 AM
Dark kaayo iyang eyebags, wala tingali katulog nga naghashas sa iyang plano, pero karon morag klaro na tingali kay mapahiyomon na man...
#79835
Photos Unlimited / Re: super-cute animals here!
June 15, 2010, 08:50:14 AM
Quote from: statesville on June 15, 2010, 08:44:40 AM
Hubag, iyang smile morag tricky kaayo, unsa kahay iyang gihunahuna,  ;D

Come to think of it, bitaw, no? Morag naghinamhinam nga nagpalandong sa usa ka itom nga laraw... ;D
#79836
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
June 15, 2010, 08:43:42 AM
Quote from: wolfpack823 on June 15, 2010, 01:57:33 AM
Laman loob paborito kuno kan-on sa mga wakwak.

Wakwak bitaw kana sila nga mahilig og laman loob pero kinahanglan lab-as kaayo as in buhi pa ang tag-iya samtang ila ning gikaon... :P
#79837
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 15, 2010, 01:45:01 AM

bwahahhahaha! kuwang sila sa ilang pag tuo Hubs, mao nagpahilangit na laman sila diri sa yuta pah! hahahhahah!

Mangajo na lang kaha sila gikan sa uban diha nga nag-awas-awas ang patuo-tuo, este, pagtuo! Bwahaha! ;D
#79838
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 15, 2010, 05:21:35 AM

Haaay salamat kay forgivable ang alcohol...!

Yesssshhhh! ;D
#79839
Quote from: statesville on June 15, 2010, 07:20:15 AM
Diin man ni sila naghibernate nga grabe  kadaghan pagsanay  :o

Parehas tingali ni sa nahitabo sa panahon ni Moses...
#79840
Quote from: statesville on June 15, 2010, 07:28:19 AM
Kon animals gani ang   i-sacrifice  daghan masuko pero sa 
mga fetus nga gipakuha unya lutoon para kaonon, some just give a cold shoulder.
What this world has gotten into?  :o

I guess this thing about fetuses being eaten has not yet sunk into the general consciousness. The practically universal taboo against cannibalism seems to hinder a wider public discussion on the issue. Pero basin hapit na ni mahimong hot topic...
#79841
Photos Unlimited / Re: super-cute animals here!
June 15, 2010, 07:46:03 AM

Fully-grown, but still super-cute--and friendly-looking to boot...



;D

#79842
Photos Unlimited / Re: super-cute animals here!
June 15, 2010, 07:42:22 AM
Quote from: windgate on June 10, 2010, 11:24:03 AM
mora man pod ug si madam president nga nag pass-in-review...

Kuyaw madakin-as sa gamayng lim-aw...
#79843
Israeli ang lalaki? Gipraktisan tingali og Krav Maga, tsk, tsk, tsk... :P
#79844
Weird and Extreme / Re: Raw frogs, anyone?
June 14, 2010, 09:52:27 PM

Mao ni ang Insik nga mokaon og buhi nga baki...



;D
#79845
Philippine Showcase / Re: Best Breakfast in Cebu
June 14, 2010, 09:33:28 PM
Quote from: kiamoy on June 14, 2010, 08:29:52 PM
@HB.. likod sa fuente.. street sa Nuah Thai ug Banyan Spa :D

Hmm, sa Llorente St? I know the place quite well--well, apparently nor well enough kay wa man ko kamatikod ani nga kan-anan...
#79846
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Re: BISDAK!
June 14, 2010, 09:26:52 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 14, 2010, 08:04:36 PM
Jamo na xay itlog bay hubs, kay nagpakapon naman to sija, clean cut na karon.

;D


Nanambok na diay tingali ang kanahan. Pero kon wa na sijay itlog, dili na pud tingali sija ganahan motila... :P
#79847
Quote from: janjan on May 13, 2010, 10:20:03 PM
ay!baki

He he, nia pay daghan, Jan...



;D

#79848
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Pictures
June 14, 2010, 09:19:20 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 14, 2010, 09:09:24 PM
Gapahuway kay gipanuhot, na-a tan-awa hubag kaajo´g tijan

Kining bakia, gikan lang--sa makausa pa--sa usa ka marathon nga pagarpar, Bay Vhinz. Gipanuhot gumikan sa tumang pasiatab... ;D
#79849
Quote from: bugsay on June 14, 2010, 09:11:10 PM
kahibawo man ko nga kuha kaayo na nimo...pero sige nalang, di ka nako pugson...bwahahahaha
unsa kaha kon binisaya pero malumay ang tingog?

Malumay ang tingog bisan bagis ang nawong? ;D
#79850
Technology / Re: World Time / Time Zones
June 14, 2010, 09:11:41 PM
Quote from: Mulligan on June 14, 2010, 08:37:21 PM
Yes, I agree with you bai HB.  Kulang ng sa list box for all the countries.  Wala pa na mahuman sa developer siguro.
However, if you are familiar with the map of the particular country in question,  just click on the map/zone and the time will be displayed for the country belonging to the zone.


Mao jud, Bay Muls. Nindot ang graphics sa time zones kay makita nga they do not exactly conform to the geographical longitudes.
#79851
Quote from: bugsay on June 14, 2010, 08:57:13 PM
maayo sab seguro paminawon sa espanyol?...hehehe...pwede'g sample?

Bwahaha! Di ko kaginhawa sa kinatawa! Linguist frog! Pinahungaw gihapon ang resulta! Pero ajaw na lamang anang Espanyol kay basin masaypan tang nanglibak, bwahaha! Crua crua! ;D
#79852
LGU Philippines / Re: Boy Abunda: A Cabinet Member?
June 14, 2010, 08:48:04 PM
Quote from: bugsay on June 14, 2010, 08:42:57 PM
kalooy ni Boy B....aw, Boy A diay ;D

Oops, ajaw tawon iapil si Boy Bugsay ug Boy Botoy, bwahaha! ;D
#79853
Quote from: fdaray on June 14, 2010, 08:26:12 PM


I pass out kon mahubog na.

OK lang ang pass out, ajaw lang ang pass gas... ;D
#79854
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Pictures
June 14, 2010, 08:43:03 PM
Quote from: Chongki on June 14, 2010, 08:33:25 PM
.... with matching bohot bohot og yosi unta tu bai hubs ;D

He he, ato na lang pun-an sa imagination, Bay Chongks.

A shot of whisky before, and a smoke after. Perfect... ;D
#79855
Quote from: kiamoy on June 14, 2010, 08:28:54 PM
isee HB :P still wondering tho..

Oh, well, something could perhaps be said about the stereotype, but I suppose it should be taken as all stereotypes should be taken. :)
#79856
Question and Answer / Re: Do you still eat Ginamos?
June 14, 2010, 08:31:47 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 14, 2010, 08:29:11 PM
Dawo baja jamo ko ani Bay Hubs, kay dili ko mangngagda mutago ra ba jud ko ani basta ginamos na unja maos kaajo.

;D

He he, dili jud ka ani mangagda, Bay Vhinz, unsaon na lang kong saw-an ka... ;D
#79857
LGU Philippines / Re: Boy Abunda: A Cabinet Member?
June 14, 2010, 08:29:56 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 14, 2010, 08:22:51 PM
???
Unsa may naa anang magluhod diay Bay Hubs, naa bay dautan anang magluhod, di ba position man gihapon ng magluhod?   :)

He he, Ok lang kon magluhod unja nagkibot-kibot ang simod kay nag-ampo... ;D
#79858

Both Waray and Kana, although mas daghan kong kaila nga Kana... ;D
#79859
Philippine Showcase / Re: Best Breakfast in Cebu
June 14, 2010, 08:18:11 PM
Quote from: kiamoy on June 14, 2010, 08:12:37 PM
sect, naa pa ang sa belvic :D mas limpyo na ila style ron

Asa man ni dapit, Ms. Kiams? Di ba wala nay Belvic ron?
#79860
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Pictures
June 14, 2010, 08:12:03 PM





What a sight! Master Froggy relaxing after a series of sexual exploits... ;D

#79861
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: KAGUBOT
June 14, 2010, 08:03:10 PM
Quote from: fdaray on June 14, 2010, 07:51:44 PM
A human baby is being made into soup for sexual power in China.

How true is the news?


Chinese Eat Baby Soup *

Some of the Chinese people are known to be eating babies and the news circulated through the internet or via Email communication is shocking the world.

An Email report received by The Seoul Times confirmed that news with several vivid and appalling pictures of human embryos fetuses being made into a soup for human consumption.

The report went on. A town in the southern province of Canton (Guangdong) is now on trend taking baby herbal soup to increase overall health and stamina and the power of sexual performance in particular.


The cost in China currency approximately $ 4000 (it is about Rs2000).

A factory manager was interviewed and he testified that it is effective because he is a frequent customer.

It is a delicacy whereby expensive herbs are added to boil the baby with chicken meat for eight hours of boiling and steaming.

He pointed to his second wife next to him. She is 19 years old. The 62-year-old man testified that they have sex everyday.

After waiting for a couple of weeks he took this reporter to the restaurant when he was informed by restaurant manager that the spare rib soup (local code for baby soup) was now available.

A human baby is dumped into the water for boiling in China.

This time it was a couple who have two daughters and this third one was confirmed to be a daughter again. So the couple aborted the baby which was five months old.

Those baby who is close to be born and die naturally costs 2000 in China currency. Those aborted ones cost a few hundreds in China currency.

Those couples who did not want to sell dead babies, placentas can be accepted also for couple of hundreds.

One local reporter was quoted as saying that this is the problem arising from Chinese taking too much attention in health or is the backfire effect when China introduced one child in a family policy.

This heinous crimes rise from the fact that majority of Chinese people prefer to have male babies and the poor families end up selling their female babies.

Dead babied can be purchased in Taiwan for 70 US dollars for being used as grilled delicacies.

Kining atong members sa TB nga based ron sa China and Taiwan, wa ba ka tawon sila wa tujoang nakatilaw ani? :P
#79862
Quote from: Vistabel on June 14, 2010, 07:45:57 PM
- a flat type in a high raised building or just bungalow type of a house. why?

Single detached is preferable. I want to have my feet firmly on Mother Earth most of the time, and I've always preferred to plant on the ground and not settle for pots.

(Alas, I'm nearer the sky than the ground where I am now...) :P
#79863
P.S. Sorry, but I just have to ask: Naa ba kahay word nga open-cuntedness?

Bwahaha! ;D
#79864
Quote from: bugsay on June 14, 2010, 07:31:55 PM
mananghid pa kong daan sa admin, basin dili makaon sa iro ang epekto's pilok...nyahahah

Ajaw i-underestimate ang abilidad sa mga admin diri, Bay Bugs--I mean, speaking of their open-mindedness. (Wa hinuon ko masajod sa ilang abilidad kon pilok sa camel nay hisgotan, bwahaha! ;D)
#79865
Technology / Re: World Time / Time Zones
June 14, 2010, 07:44:46 PM
Quote from: Mulligan on June 14, 2010, 12:24:05 PM
I find this site very useful.   Just sharing.

http://www.timeticker.com



This is good if you wish to browse and make comparisons. There are other similar sites by the way. But if you have a particular place in mind and you want to find out the time there, in real time, I guess you may just type the place name and the word "time" in Google or Yahoo or whatever, and you got it.   

By the way, timeticker.com has missed out on some countries.
#79866
Quote from: bugsay on June 14, 2010, 07:19:24 PM
basin giilutan....gamit ang pilok? >:(

himoon nako ni'g balak...ang title "ang batobalani sa pilok sa camel"....bwahahah

Maghuwat kos imong balak, Bay Bugs.

(He he, dako-dako ra ba jamo ning mata sa camel, basin kon apiki ang gidak-on, malamoy ang singsing. Nah, kanta na lang diay og "Abaruray, abarinding..." ;D)
#79867
Quote from: bugsay on June 14, 2010, 07:19:24 PM
basin giilutan....gamit ang pilok? >:(

himoon nako ni'g balak...ang title "ang batobalani sa pilok sa camel"....bwahahah

He he, giilutan unja naijutan... ;D
#79868
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Re: BISDAK!
June 14, 2010, 07:22:20 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 14, 2010, 05:25:56 PM
Bantog ra kadtong kumpare naho nga bisaya nakasala sija kay ng rape, giputol iyang ot*n.
Murag baliwala lang gihapon sa ijaha wala gani sija namroblema nga wa jamo sijay pamato.
Unja ahong gipangutana kung unsaon nija nga jamo naman sijay pamato.
Miingon ra man ang tonto "jamoy problema pre, na-a paman akong DILA, payts pa gihapon"
;D

Giapil bag putol ang duha nija ka itlog, Bay Vhinz? :P
#79869
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 14, 2010, 06:18:09 PM

Bahala´g sigi ug law-oi basta permente syomoy.

Olokbati ang sikreto para hamloy.

;D

Olokbati pun-an ug olokra, hamloy jud jamo... ;D
#79870
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: KAGUBOT
June 14, 2010, 07:16:22 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 14, 2010, 05:15:46 PM
Ang kujaw ani ug mabuo sa imong tijan.  :(

Nabuo unja hitsura nga inusap... Ngee... :P
#79871
LGU Philippines / Re: Boy Abunda: A Cabinet Member?
June 14, 2010, 07:13:28 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 14, 2010, 04:47:23 PM
sani diay maajo bay hubs na position para kay boy?  ;D

He he, bad boy ka, Bay Vhinz, kay imong giklaro. Of course, as Bay Chonks suggests with his cryptic comment, good ni para sa subject person. That is, if what I've read is true... ;D
#79872
Question and Answer / Re: Do you still eat Ginamos?
June 14, 2010, 07:05:01 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 14, 2010, 06:26:17 PM

Humot jamo man gud bay Hubs. Labi sud-ong sud-ongon.

Sud-ong-sud-ongon, dajon simhot-simhoton, dajon tilap-tilapan...sus, kalami jud sa ginamos! Kalami jud intawon!...
#79873
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 14, 2010, 06:48:39 PM
Makabantay japon ko bay Hubs naa ko gibutang ilhanan.   :D

He he, bitaw, for one, kon masobrahan kabitay... ;D
#79874
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 14, 2010, 06:28:46 PM
Tu-od diay no, akong panid-an tong kapayas unja, kung pantay ba.  ???

Pero basin nagbantay sija, Bay Vhinz, nga kon right-handed ka, right-handed pud and ijang gipili nga alternate nga tigkumot, bwahaha! ;D
#79875
Convicted nga gaplano sija nga ipapatay ang ijang bana, pero entitled gihapon sija to half the conjugal property? What do you think? :P
#79876
California bill would target spouses who hire hit men
By CATHY BUSSEWITZ, Associated Press Writer
1 hr 19 mins ago
fron news.yahoo.com

SACRAMENTO, Calif. â€" The bill analysis reads like a Hollywood script.

The wife of a Southern California police detective, distraught because she had lost custody of her children, tries to hire a hit man from the Vagos motorcycle gang to kill him.

Instead, gang members alert police, who disguise themselves as biker thugs and secretly tape a conversation with her, leading to the wife's arrest and ultimate conviction for solicitation of murder.

But later on, in divorce court, she is awarded half the couple's property, even though she tried to have her husband whacked. He then calls Sacramento, determined to change the divorce law.

A bill scheduled to be heard Tuesday in a state legislative committee seeks to close what its author says is a loophole in the state's no-fault divorce code. In part, the legislation will specify that spouses who solicit the murder of their husband or wife are not entitled to collect financial rewards in divorce proceedings.

The bill was prompted by John Pomroy, a police detective in Pomona, about 30 miles east of Los Angeles. His wife collected about $70,000 from their estate after she was released from prison in 2004.

"If you commit arson on your house, you don't get the insurance money. You go to prison and all sort of things happen to you," Pomroy said in an interview. "But if you try to kill someone that is your spouse, the current law allows you to collect something."

State law says that if spouses are convicted of murdering or attempting to murder their husband or wife, they are not entitled to reap any financial benefits during divorce proceedings. But if they hire someone else to do the dirty deed for them, their victims' assets are not protected.

The bill would amend the law to include husbands or wives who solicit the murder of their spouse.

"It's just a glaring case where California law as it is now can reward someone who plans vicious murder," said Assemblyman Marty Block, D-San Diego, who introduced the bill, AB2674. "In a way, the current law rewards the spouse for committing this kind of crime against the person they're married to or in the process of divorcing."

Divorce laws vary from state to state. In California, a couple's shared assets are generally split evenly during a divorce.

That's the case in most states, said Krystal Callaway Jaime, supervising attorney for the Family Protection Clinic at the University of California, Davis.

"This bill is very, very necessary," Jaime said. "It seems obscure, but this does happen more frequently than people realize."

After being married for a decade, Pomroy said his marriage dissolved when his wife became addicted to pain killers after injuring her foot in a dirt bike accident. She later turned to alcohol, and finally illegal drugs, he said.

He said they separated when she became physically abusive. He lived in the basement of the police department for a month after moving out of the couple's house and later gained custody of their children.

When his wife faced losing the children and her husband's monetary support, she solicited members of the Vagos motorcycle gang living down the street. She said she wanted them to kill her husband while he was on duty, Pomroy said.

"I think she felt like she had to hurry up and get rid of me, because she was going to lose our sons," Pomroy said.

The Victorville District Attorney's Office said Pomroy's ex-wife pled guilty to soliciting others to murder her husband in early 2003.

An official at the Central California Women's Facility in Chowchilla on Friday said Pomroy's ex-wife entered the prison in February 2003 and served time until she was paroled in March 2004. She was returned to prison twice since then and is currently on parole, said the official, who was not authorized to speak publicly but relayed the details of the woman's corrections department record.

Attempts to contact her were not successful.
#79877
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 14, 2010, 06:11:04 PM
Dili na man lagi ni pantay ang ijang bunga bay hubs, murag mi hubag naman ang dapit sa tu-o sigi siguro nimo ug tanda ug hapjud no?



Bwahaha! Kasagaran ingong ana jud na, Bay Vhinz. Kon pantay ang duha unja ikaw strictly right-handed, for instance, magduda ka nga ang imong girlfriend naay lain nga ka-date nga left-handed, bwahaha! ;D
#79878
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 14, 2010, 05:32:09 PM
Aw abi naho dinha gihapon ka gensan, layong dapit na diay, bitaw panagsa-e lang ms. grazie kay maka law-ay ra ba daw nig dagway kung magsigi. Mao ning akong abatar gasigig law-oi ;D

He he, matay, bugoy jamo ning imong avatar, Bay Vhinz, morag nagtan-aw og nag-iy*t unja nakapanglingo, nanaway nga dili sakto ang kij*d... ;D
#79879
Question and Answer / Re: Do you still eat Ginamos?
June 14, 2010, 06:05:28 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 14, 2010, 05:12:00 PM
Aduna diay istorya aning ginamos mga sano ug sana:


Adunay batang babaje mga 3 anyos ang pangidaron gisugo ug ginamos sa iyang nanay.
Sa dihang dinha na sija sa tindahan aron mupalit sa gisugo sa ijang nanay,
Miingon ang batang babaje:  "ajo, ajo, ajo, mupalit ko...." dungan hatag sa baso nga sudlanan.
Tindira: "Unsa paliton nimo day?"
Batang babaje: "Kanang.... kanang.... kananggg..."
Tindira: "Dali-a day kay naa pakoy buhaton raba, unsa imong paliton?"   >:(
Nakalimot ang bata wala siyay laing nahinumduman kundili ang pagku-ot sa iyang underwear ug gilugit iyang b*s*ng.
ug gi pasimhot nija sa tindira.
Tindira:  "Ahhhhh. ginamossss..."   ;)
Batang babaje: "Husto ka nang, GINAMOS, pakapini ug una nang ingon ni nanay."  ;D

He he, mao diay loyal jamo kas ginamos, Bay Vhinz... ;D
#79880
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
June 14, 2010, 04:45:58 PM




He he... ;D


#79881
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
June 14, 2010, 04:31:31 PM
A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and truth in front of patriotic passion. --Henry Louis Mencken
#79882
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 11, 2010, 06:14:57 PM
Aning tungura Bay Hubs, wala na kay unsaon ga apas kos sa ahong balik sa panggubatan nga makauli kos balik sa ahong gipuy-an aning higajuna.  Midagkot na lang mi niadtong ante-bisperas dihas Cathedral.   

Sabagay, maajo ra pud tingali kay nakalikay ka sa makagaba nga way puas nga kaon ug inom...
#79883
LGU Philippines / Re: Boy Abunda: A Cabinet Member?
June 14, 2010, 04:16:02 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on June 14, 2010, 04:00:12 PM
kneel position.
;D

Bwahaha! Bad boy! ;D
#79884
Quote from: PR0CESS0R on June 12, 2010, 04:45:56 PM
Corn Coffee jud unta, wala naman uwana diri sa amo, salabat nalang.

Ariya jud hinuon ang panuhot ani... ;D
#79885
Quote from: bugsay on June 12, 2010, 11:04:55 PM
mao ni ang gisugo nako'g palit ug bugas...la pa gyud nakauli... ::)

Sorry, Bay Bugs... ;D
#79886
Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on June 07, 2010, 10:07:45 AM
What's the bravest thing you've ever done?

Calling a spade a spade...or a frog a frog, for that matter...
#79887
Quote from: insurectus on June 14, 2010, 03:00:47 PM
No offense sa mga waray kay daghan ra ba pod ko cousins sa tacloban
but this is base sa ako nakita pag college nga kasagaran mga students
nga nabuntis is from leyte

No offense jud bitaw tuod, pero nadungog man ni nga kadaghanan sa mga baje from Leyte kasagaran mga manggiluluy-on kuno...
#79888
Quote from: AsPo on June 06, 2010, 10:09:40 AM
bwahaaaaa
oi mahadlok pa ko og bungot adtong panahona.

Karon, bungot nay kinaon, aw, dili ang bungot mismo kon dili ang bungoton og punoan... ;D
#79889
Quote from: bugsay on June 14, 2010, 12:50:00 PM
aw o, kahibawo ko'g unsa.....kokak, kokak, kokawwwwwkk0kkk...ay natuk-an. ;D

Bwahaha, khokheyk, khokheyk! (syempre, slangardz, he he) ;D
#79890
LGU Philippines / Re: Boy Abunda: A Cabinet Member?
June 14, 2010, 02:35:54 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 14, 2010, 12:54:38 PM
maajo mo pakugon nga duha! hahahahhaha! naabut na sa singsingan nga ari??? shalan ba oi? singsing nga naay pilok sa camel???

Pilok nga naay morag magnet kay mokujog man ang lubot! Bwahaha! ;D
#79891
LGU Philippines / Re: Boy Abunda: A Cabinet Member?
June 14, 2010, 02:33:58 PM
Quote from: bugsay on June 14, 2010, 12:45:59 PM
either dako ang mata or gamay ang iyaha.....luag.

or, duha'y ngipon ang kontra?...nyahahahha

Or, dako kon modako pero humag pangluwa dali ra kaayong mogamay mao nga mahuso...

Pwede pud nga nasabod sa ngipon, bwahaha! ;D
#79892
LGU Philippines / Re: Boy Abunda: A Cabinet Member?
June 14, 2010, 12:41:41 PM
Quote from: bugsay on June 14, 2010, 12:40:06 PM
ayyayay...ang goat-eye sa baboy.. ???

Bwahaha! Wa makaipsot ang mahiwagang singsing sa igmat nga mga mata ni Bay Bugsay! ;D
#79893
Quote from: bugsay on June 14, 2010, 12:24:06 PM

ok ra, kay duha man sab ka kamot idawat.. ;D

He he, kon magdungan og abot, dunganon pud og tungab... ;D
#79894
Quote from: Chongki on June 14, 2010, 12:46:22 AM
tagay na duhay baso gamiton :)

Unya kada human og yarok kinahanglan mo-smile dayon. Kon mokulismaot, naay penalty shot...
#79895
Philippine Showcase / Re: Best Breakfast in Cebu
June 14, 2010, 12:13:35 PM
Quote from: philippines on June 13, 2010, 01:16:47 PM
Best Breakfast in Cebu
Sutukil (sugba, tuwa, kilaw) cooked in eateries near the Mactan, Cebu Shrine.
Travel tip from Peter Amores, Cebu Smile Magazine

Sutukil nga pakapinan og gipusil... ;D
#79896
Not at all, but I'd love to be able to mimic dorks.

I can manage a passable impression of animal sounds, though... ;D
#79897
Quote from: jorgeanna on June 13, 2010, 03:10:20 PM
i prefer quiet ones kay i am very talkative man gud jejejeje

He he, lisod diay kon pagarpar imong kuyog...
#79898
Quote from: lionshearth on June 14, 2010, 11:26:26 AM
Was deported due to discrimination of unwanted chinese family in Taiwan,got marriage with my Taiwanese co-workers their, who's Parents is mata pobre maong gipapauli ko nila sa Pinas thru deportation from my working company.

Mao ba, Bay Lion? I hope you have since been reconciled with your in-laws...
#79899
Quote from: kiamoy on June 14, 2010, 04:43:56 AM
All non-Waray2x boys I know who had EX-Waray2x-girlfriend would never want to date a Waraynan again..

wonder why.

??

Mao ba? Hmm, hinuon, settlers from other parts of the country man ang parents adtong Waraya... ;D
#79900
Quote from: philippines on June 14, 2010, 07:13:43 AM


Cansumuroy Barangay Chairman Emilia Mandocello said residents were the first to reach the crash site.

There are only two houses near the scene, also the site of many accidents in the past, she said.

Many passengers were still pinned in the wreckage of the bus which turned upside down. (PNA)

Daghan kong nadunggan in the past nga dili maayong binuhatan sa mga tawo nga maoy nakauna pag-abot sa esena sa aksidente. I hope nothing like this happened this time...