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Quote from: bugsay on June 19, 2010, 10:18:58 AM
aw...pusot-pusot lang ang post karong taudtaud...nyahahahahhahahaha

He he, sayang nga nag multi-tasking ko ron. Di ko kaapas... 

Quote from: bugsay on June 19, 2010, 10:21:45 AM
matud pas akong apuhan..."ahhh..sige'g panga-on, way gibuhat" 

He he, akong amigong palahubog, kon magkita mi unya mag-estorya, di abtag usa ka minuto magpadungog-dungog dayon: "Unsa man, sigi lang ta aning inom, way estorya?"

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on June 19, 2010, 01:05:22 AM
lechon
chao pat sen
sweet and shour pork
fried chicken
breaded pork chop
maja blanca
ube jam

Buraska man kaayo imong dinner, Bay BNC. Pangpista man...

Quote from: bugsay on June 19, 2010, 09:39:43 AM
pamahaw - oatmeal + coffee

pamahaw - oatmeal + coffee = gutom pa...

Quote from: bugsay on June 19, 2010, 09:45:48 AM
Kadto's bai Hubs, tanan nga naa'y "tic" mohaom kaayo ato niya.

walastic
bombastic
maayo mo dala'g witic

ug uban pang "tic"....

Bwahaha! Bantog rang akong itlog morag nipitic!

Patay, maromanticaan man pud tas bulatic ani!...

Bwahaha! Nos. 1, 2, 6, and 10 are real gems. Especially No. 10...

10 Most Outrageous Frivolous Lawsuits
http://madconomist.com


1. 1991, Richard Overton sued Anheuser-Busch for $10,000. He claimed to have suffered emotional distress, mental injury, and financial loss because drinking beer did not make his fantasies of beautiful women in tropical settings come to life, as he claimed it had advertised, driving him to buy and drink more Bud Light. The case was dismissed.

2. 1995, Robert Lee Brock sued himself for $5 million. He claimed that he had violated his own civil rights and religious beliefs by allowing himself to get drunk and commit crimes which landed him in the Indian Creek Correctional Center in Virginia, serving a 23 year sentence for grand larceny and breaking and entering. What could he possibly have to gain by suing himself? Since being in prison prevented him from having an income, he expected the state to pay. This case was thrown out.

3. 1996, the family of Patsy Ann Byers sued Oliver Stone, Warner Brother, and others involved in the making and distribution of the movie Natural Born Killers for an unspecified amount. They claimed that the movie caused Sarah Edmondson and Benjamin Darrus to go on a crime spree which resulted in Edmonson shooting Byers during a robbery, leaving her paralyzed from the chest down. The lawsuit was originally filed in 1995, against Edmonson and Darrus, the actual perpetrators of the crime spree. Stone and the others involved with the film were added in 1996. The portion of the case aimed at Stone and his associates was dismissed in 2001.

4. 2000, Cleanthi Peters sued Universal Studios for $15,000. She claimed to have suffered extreme fear, mental anguish, and emotional distress due to visiting Universal Studios’ Halloween Horror Nights haunted house, which she said was too scary.

5. 2001, Linda Sanders and other family members of Columbine High School shooting victims sued 25 movie and video game companies for $5 billion, in a class action lawsuit.They claimed that were it not for movies includingThe Basketball Diaries and videos games including Doom, Duke Nukem, Quake, Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, Mech Warrior, Wolfenstein, Redneck Rampage, Final Fantasy, and Nightmare Creatures, the massacre would not have occurred, and that the makers and distributors of the movies and games were partly to blame for their loved ones’ deaths. The case was thrown out and the plaintiffs were ordered to compensate the video game and movie companies for their legal fees.

6. 2002, Edward Brewer sued Providence Hospital for $2 million. He claimed that the hospital was negligent because it had not prevented him from raping one of its patients. The judge ruled that any damage Brewer suffered due to his crime was his responsibility for choosing to commit the crime, and that the hospital had no legal duty to protect him from that choice.

7. 2003, Andrew Burnett sued Sara McBurnett and the San Jose Mercury News, claiming they had caused him to suffer mental anguish and post traumatic stress disorder. Burnett filed the lawsuit while serving a three-year sentence for killing defendant McBurnett’s dog in a road rage incident, claiming that the incident had caused his suffering. The case was thrown out.

8. 2005, Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) sued Gertrude Walton, who had passed away the year before at the age of 83, after having received notice of her death and a copy of the death certificate. The RIAA claimed that Watson had illegally downloaded and shared over 700 songs. Watson’s daughter claims that she never even had a computer in the house. Although RIAA dropped the case against Watson, it was only one of over 20,000 similar lawsuits filed by the association beginning in 2003. While some of the lawsuits are legitimate cases of piracy, defendants have included a twelve-year-old girl whose parents wound up paying RIAA $2,000, and families who have never owned a computer. Defendants can face charges of $150,000 per song.

9. 2005, Austin Aitken sued NBC for $2.5 million. He claimed that an episode of “Fear Factor” caused him “suffering, injury, and great pain.” He said that watching the contestants eat rats on television made him dizzy and light-headed, causing him to vomit and run into a doorway. He judge said the case was frivolous and threw it out.

10. 2006, Allen Heckard sued Michael Jordan and Nike founder Phil Knight for $832 million. He claimed to suffer defamation, permanent injury, and emotional pain and suffering because people often mistook him for the basketball star. Heckard dropped the lawsuit later that year.

Quote from: Chongki on June 19, 2010, 08:29:15 AM
naghunahuna ko kung akong pakngan ......

Bwahaha! Ayaw ang-anga, Bay Chongks. Pigsata na lang aron makabaton tag kalinaw!

Gibangkong na. Bisag unsa na man lang ning atong mabasahan...


Effects of Coffee and Tea on Arthritis
by Sean Paajanen
http://coffeetea.about.com/od/health/a/healtharth.htm

Excessive coffee drinking could increase your risk of developing rheumatoid arthritis (RA). But most people won't need to worry. You'd need to drink 11 or more cups of coffee per day. At that consumption rate, you are 15 times as likely to get RA. This is according to one Finnish study that monitored 6,800 people.

If you're concerned about arthritis, you should switch to tea. Studies have only been performed on mice, but the results are encouraging. Again, it's the polyphenols that seem to prevent the onset of disease. Mice were given either green tea or water, and the mice who drank the green tea were less likely to develop arthritis and those that did, had much milder symptoms.

Quote from: kiamoy on June 18, 2010, 10:18:49 PM
cute!!! pwede semikalbo?

He he, morag sa teenager pa man si Noynoy ani. Nindot bitaw tingali ang semikal version...

Quote from: islander on June 17, 2010, 10:39:40 PM
as in everything else in our discussion, i'm shocked and awed by this indigestible mishmash of information so generously given but has nothing to do with the topic.

This quote will explain why:

"Showing off is the fool's idea of glory." --Bruce Lee

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 10:48:45 PM
way lana nga gi dihog sa akong gisulti....labi na pod nga way kaguran nga gihapak...hehehe
tinuod to ms isles..

He he, ang akong namatikdan diri kay ang lanahan kadto mang mga mantikaon nang daan og panagway...

Quote from: islander on June 19, 2010, 02:19:48 AM
obviously in the sense that we are all human beings (hopefully, anyway). 

Matawag bag human being ang Neanderthal, Ms. Isle? Bwahaha!

Quote from: islander on June 19, 2010, 12:47:49 AM
aha!  bistado nga wa diay maka-recess kay naminaw sa social studies!  bistado sad ang edad kay social studies pa, di sibika.

- nawong nako nga naugtas

p.s.  naa koy keffiyeh ug keyholder with a palestinian flag design as keepsakes from a palestinian i met who does not even have a passport because he is stateless.    the way things are now, a historical wrong is being righted by another wrong.  magubot lang baya ning katawhan kon naay mamintaha.
 

Kining pag-abuso sa gahom maoy pamaagi sa kusganon aron mapahamtang sa hingpit ang ilang kalampingasan. Kining pamintaha masinati bisan asa. Bisan gani diri sa TB...

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 18, 2010, 10:29:35 AM

nindot raman nang lecture basta sex education sus mag banganga jud ko ana pero aside ana, pwera nalanng!! mag gamit na laman ko ug EARPLUGS! hahahhah!

Bwahaha! Seguroa nga dili matangtang imong earplugs, Ms, MDB! Nakamatikod ko nga a few hours ago wa ka kataod og earplugs mao nga morag hapit na mobuto imong butsi! 

Quote from: islander on June 18, 2010, 09:30:45 PM
maayo pod kunong gamiton ang sauce sa sardinas.  bisan unsa nga brand.  bantay lag utitod.

Tomato sauce or natural oil?

Dreams
by D. H. Lawrence



All people dream, but not equally.
Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their mind,
Wake in the morning to find that it was vanity.

But the dreamers of the day are dangerous people,
For they dream their dreams with open eyes,
And make them come true.

Quote from: cujo on June 19, 2010, 03:12:54 AM
Thanks for the pic.Funny.HUBAG you live up to your name,you're a pain in the a****s.Peace!

He he, thanks for the compliment, Ms. Cujo. Every now and then we need some counterpoint to tiresome, long-winded lectures!

Quote from: fdaray on June 18, 2010, 12:27:42 PM
jenneth...., e post imong family tree diri kay basin naa mga  apelido nga naa diri sa  Bohol. Ako pure Bol-anon.
Kabisado nako ang mga nagkalain-laing apelido. Kining mga apelido : Lumakang, Lumusbog, Lumukso, Mainit, Malanog ,
Matulin, Mahinay, Manatad, Pacot, Agta, Anoos, Agipo ug uban pa,  mga Bol-anon ang kagikan ani.

Nakaila na kog Anoos, pero wa pa ko kasugat og Agipo. Paryente ba kaha ni sila...

Quote from: aquarius on June 18, 2010, 10:55:55 PM
Sir Fdaray..


hehehehe.. grabe namuot man ko sa mga apelyidong imong gipang mention... usahay makapangutana ko sa akong kaugalingon, nganong ang ubang isla sa Pilipinas mga nindot man ug apelyido?... makaingon ko unfair kaayo... kinsa ba goy gahatag sa atong mga apelyido?... nganong ang uban spanish man kaayo paminawon labi na magsugod ug delos, monte, dela, villa ug uban .. kinsa bay gaapod apod aning atong apelyido?.. .. unfair ba..! pareha sa akong apelyido, "ytac", may tagalog or english version "bolo" may plural pa "bolos", may synonyms pa.. "lagaraw, pinuti, sundang, punyal, corta, tigib uban pa.. kung i-upgrade mas grabe,  may mga "canyon, guerra, thompson... "...  .. but am proud to be a Boholano... matigbasan gyod nako ug may magpasipala sa akong apelyido.. iitakin ko talaga...  

Bwahaha! Morag sumpay na man ni sa Granada ni Yoyoy...

Nindot man paminawon ang imong apelyido, Bay Aqs. Kon tan-awon, nindot pud, with its Spanish spelling.

Naay daghang foreign names nga kataw-anan sa ilang language. Offhand, take Al Gore. Tiaw moy gore...

Akong gihunahuna karon? Kanus-a pa man intawon malamdagan ang usa nato ka kauban nga morag usa na man lang ka pakong ang kuwang? 

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 19, 2010, 05:52:06 AM
taas raba daw ug kinabuhi ning hingatawa kay maajo daw exercise sa heart ning KATAWA!!! labi na tong bahakhak nga hapit na makahilak? nah!!!

Tuo ko ani. Mao ang kusog kong mopakatawa, kusog pud mokatawa. Usahay lang, masobrahan kog katawa labi na kon naay mopaturagas og yawit nga gatuong hawod ang dating pero sa tinuod kataw-anan diay, nah, sangko sa langit ang kahimuot nga idalit!

Quote from: vrglguapo on June 19, 2010, 01:58:59 AM
maayo na lang i dont go hunting for endangered animals..i only hunt beautifull women hehehe...

Oi, dia ra diay ang dugay na nakong gipangita nga drayber sa habal-habal! Bwahaha!

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 19, 2010, 06:05:27 AM

abtika jud nimo aning imong mga images oi! hahahaha!

angajan ka magpasalamat aning mga bakia dah!

Pasalamat mo lang! Maguol jud ko kon mahilom, mao nga akong gikalipay nga lanahan siya panagsa sa ubang members, para way hunong ang buwa-buwa sa baba! Bwahaha!

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 19, 2010, 05:58:46 AM

mag estak diay ko ani ug TAYGERBAM kay maajo baja na sa mga butod...

Bitaw, butod maoy akong kontra diris TB, mag-antos jud ko labi nag naay aktibo nga in between lucid intervals, bwahaha!

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 19, 2010, 05:57:50 AM

kay na unsa diay ka Hubs nga mura man kag gigitik sa imong espiritu??? hahahaha! maapil man sad tang katawa nimo oi!

He he, gikunsaran kog manulonda sa sayong kabuntagon. Angel sa kasadya ug kahimuot...

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 19, 2010, 05:48:58 AM
huy mabutdan ka diha!!!! wa raba kay EPIKASIN i haplas sa imo tijan! bwahahhaahahaahha! (ligid-ligid)

He he, naa koy EPIKASIN, oi. Naa man gani TAYGERBAM! Kining "medyo edaran" na ta unya hingatawa, kinahanglan jud andam og haplas! Bwahaha!

He he, dili ba kaha tawon mapapas akong post, above? Hinuon, win-win situation ko ani, Ms. MDB. Kay kon mawagtang akong post, sa ato pa, bull's eye! Ok na kaayo nako nga at least ikaw nakabasa...

Starting the day right: laughing exercise!

Kaanindot baya ning naa tay resident jester nga kugihan jamo mopakatawa!

Bwahaha! Lingawa nako, oi. Nahitukiki kog katawa nga nagbasa og sophomoric analyses of historical controversies. Nindot unta iapil pero ayaw na lang kay kon ma-corner sa argument i-delete atong posts unya ingnon dayon tang personal attacks kuno! Pathetic! Ari lang ko magtingsi sa sidelines!  

- Botoy nga haskang lingawa

Quote from: vhinz08 on June 18, 2010, 03:03:45 PM
Ibot sa bungot makahilak kas saka sakit bati-on.

Bation mo ang di matukib nga kamingaw
Kon ang imoha mao nay maghungaw-hungaw...

Kini: find the hidden face...

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 06:43:34 PM
bitaw, sakto gyud...ang instructor man gani moingon gyud nga wala permi ang ipunit sa weights aron dali modako ang wala nga bukton...
pero sa final exercise, ang uyon lang ang gamita kay aron dili kuyaw sa injury.....kay ang pikas maggunit man sa trapo.

Kuyawa pud nang maggunit daan sa trapo. Inihap ang lihok, morag SWAT operation...

Quote from: jorgeanna on June 18, 2010, 08:39:01 PM
hahahaha uyap na oi

Bwahaha, aw lagi. Unsaon na lang kon adto ituslo sa uyab!

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on June 18, 2010, 08:32:22 PM
Sa Biology class diay sa high school pa ta gihisgutan man jud tong sex. Labi na tong sa human anatomy interesting kaayo nga sa reproductive part. Sa gamay pa ko bisan wala pa mo schooling kay aware naman pud ta ani.Mas bulgar man tang mga pinoy ug sex nay hisgutan kay karemember jud ko ug magtapok ning mga dagkong tawo labi na mamahakhak ug katawa wa na sex nay gihisgutan ana.Ang mga bata nga nagpakaaron ingnon wa kadungog perti diay nga paminaw. Mas kuyaw tong dinungog jud sa atong mga apuhan ug ginikanan nga nagtapok tapok plus naa pa tong mga drama tuod sa radyo. Kuyaw tong drama sa radyo ug sex nay hisgutan kay atong hunahuna pud nag imagine sa bed scene.

Bahin sa drama sa radyo, diha koy kaila sauna nga dramaturga nga maayo kaayo modala og paigat sa tingog para adtong my sex drama, abi nimog unsang seksiha, wa diay porma unya maot pa jud og nawong...

Quote from: Aaron on June 18, 2010, 07:56:11 PM
ang shampoo ay makakalbo...use lan'slube shampoo.....or lanas lube for short...

Aprub ko ani. OK nako ang amoy-Cocofed...

Quote from: vhinz08 on June 17, 2010, 11:21:36 PM
Kalooy pud intawon nya tungod sa ka pobrehon wala na syay kwarta nagkahubohubo na lang intawon.   

Pero nganong aduna pa man xay sanina ani?

He he, mao nay ijang hubo-huboon, Bay Vhinz, pag-abot nija sa California...

He he, unsay imong tan-aw ani, Bay Bugs, naa na puy gipalanahan?

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 18, 2010, 12:06:53 PM
Naa pud mi kanta sauna nga ang lyrics naay, "O look! There's a brook. Can you go over it?" unja kahibawo lagi ta aning mga bata pa, moingon ra man pud dajon ug OLOK nga pinagahi. Pig-it pud mi ug pangatawa, kusgan pa ra ba gajud.

He he, unja inig ingon og, "O look!", pagahion dajon ang liog...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on June 18, 2010, 12:01:17 PM
Datapwat hinihikayat nang Katipunan na simulan na ang himagsikan. Kayat kayong lahat ipunin na ang mga sandata. basta ingon ani na gani nga sentence sa tagalog wa na ahong mga classmates magsegi nag aguk ok ug katawa sa likod.

Di ba naa man pud ning kayat sa Ilocano nga dili bastos...

gidukdok
gipipi
gipiyapi
gipisat
gipigsat

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 07:32:49 PM
ana gyud, di molimod....di pareha sa uban.

He he, luoy man gud paminawon ang tweet-tweet sa chicks...

Kini, super-cute pud...

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 06:47:48 PM
naa man po'y chicks hunting....sige kog kadungog ana...unsa man na bai Hubs?

Kon ang imong buot ipasabot chicks nga nang-hunting, aw, nakahimamat pud tag pipila...

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 06:40:17 PM
bwhahaha...sikpaw ang gamit para sa baki...dili tirador...suon raman nag magabii.

He he, mao ba? Pero dili tingali ko OT kay hunting man gihapon ni...

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 06:35:41 PM
bwahahaha.....basin crossbreed sa hapon ug german

Bwahaha! Kon maohon, mao ni ang magic words: "abri birat kay hereinkommen ang schleissenoten"!

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 06:23:48 PM
hehehe...unsay kahay porma sa aswang nga hybrid?......basin taas ang pangil pero dumpol.

He he, mao tingali. Posible pud nga ang buot ipasabot ni Ms. Isle, ang ikog pundol, unya naas atubangan. Hybrid kay imbis mokitiw-kitiw all around, igo rang moyango-yango, bwahaha!...

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 06:18:04 PM
mahinumdom lang kos apohan sa akong barkada, nga kon magtambay na mi's ilaha mohisgot dayon to'g parte's hapon.
basta'g makakita kunog baje ang hapon moingon kuno ay, "abri birat, surod ragay!"

maldito pod to's lolo onyong ba..

hangtud karon, mahimo gihapong kinabuang sa barkada kon magtapok mi...

Bwahaha! Unya, unsa may sumpay sa estorya, Bay Bugs...

Quote from: philippines on June 18, 2010, 06:00:46 PM

But if regular shampoo can’t penetrate the hair follicles where our roots grow, what are we supposed to do?

Use no shampoo and shave our head once a week instead ?

Quote from: vhinz08 on June 18, 2010, 06:11:27 PM


Natingala jud ko adtong nag inum me ug hard, nganong naa may lawg,  nga dili man ni tuba,  sus kay ang ahong barkada inig humag inum ibalik nya ang iyang ininum ibilin didto sa baso gamay.    

Aw, kon maohon dili na kinahanglan ponsihan.

Ug kon mao ni buhaton sa tanan, human sa pipila ka round ang ilimnon mora nag kinutil...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on June 18, 2010, 11:55:53 AM
Aw sa gamay pa ko favorite nakong bedtime story kay katong World War II the japanese war true to life story narrated by my own mother and sometimes grandmother. Ang part nga akong ganahan kadtong nag martsa na kono ang mga hapon paingon sa among isla. Unya gitapok tanan tawo sa amoa gipaatbangan ug canyon kay pamatyon na sila tanan pero naay buotan nga guard gipangbuhian sila. Then ang ig agaw sa akong lolo gikulata upside down.Unya katong nagtago tago na sila sa katungganan nga akong nanay 6 years old pa daw siya adto iyang sister ang nagbaba niya.Then namatay iyang brother sa starvation. Plus naa pa tong gigukod akong lolo sa mga hapon wala maapsi.Ug aron kono dili ma rape sa mga Hapon magbutang kono sila ug dugo sa manok sa ilang sayal or sa bilahan.
Unya naa poy character nga ngalan si Taling. Kini kono si Taling naay hasang nga makaginhawa sa ilawom sa dagat ug ang mga barko kono sa hapon gipangbuslutan ni Taling ug naay known nga straight sa among island gitawag ug dan dan ni Taling hehehhe.

Daghan bitaw kong nasagap nga World War II stories sa gamay pa ko, Raqz, pero dili man sa bedtime. I remember kon magtapok-tapok ang elders especially kon naay bisita motapot jud ko sa sala kon gubat nay estoryahan.

Quote from: vhinz08 on June 18, 2010, 03:57:09 PM
How many wedding anniversaries you have now, are you still struggling or finding your husband/wife behavior?   

Ingon ani diay ang mga minyo, mag struggle-struggle?

Quote from: Melbox on June 18, 2010, 01:11:30 PM

Ty sir, Jedi hehehehe, pina light-saber dayon! 

Bay Botoy lang, Bay Mel. Nakahunahuna kog Jedi kay akong hitsura gud parehas man sa one of the creatures sa Star Wars films...  

Quote from: islander on June 18, 2010, 05:28:33 PM
wa man god ka-gets.  ang lana anti-wakwak, arang nisiaw man hinoon ug lupad.  lahi lang gyod tawon mig frequency.  kokwak, kokwak, kokwak.

Bwahaha! Unsa guy kokwak, Ms. Isle. Hybrid man na nga animal sound.

Mao tingali ni:

Quote from: islander on June 18, 2010, 05:47:34 PM
maangay ug kainat?

Unsay inaton, Ms. Isle?

Quote from: lgbluer on March 12, 2010, 03:23:12 PM
bluer than blue ka ron...hehehhe...lingaw ba...taas nga level sa lingaw...

Taas nga level sa lingaw? He he, tua diay sa balcony, nagpangitngit...

Quote from: sumbohan on June 18, 2010, 05:04:32 PM
mabalik balik ko diri kay daghan bol anon.

Naay pipila nga dili Bol-anon, pero Bol-anon jamo og kinaija...

Quote from: Chongki on June 18, 2010, 03:43:20 PM

Morag na-shock man ni sa pangutana...

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 03:58:08 PM
sunoy tong nasugba namo, bai Lind..

Ang lumlom kay giuli sa balay ug gilat-an...

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 03:19:05 PM
hunting man seguro gihapon ang tawag sa manirador ug langgam or hawo....magdala man mig suka, sili ug asin ug posporo...kay kon way langgam...manok sa silingan ang masugba..

Kon baki ang tiradoron, Bay Bugs, hunting pud tingali na, no? Ang-ang mag fishing...

Quote from: vhinz08 on June 18, 2010, 03:24:47 PM
Gaduga ang baso Bay Hubs.   

Unya ra ba kon isog ang giinom, usahay mosudlot ang sip-on...

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 18, 2010, 05:25:59 PM
Unsa may formation sa final exercise Bay? Effective ba? Aho pud unta itry kung imohang ibatbat diria.

Usa lang ka pahimangno, Bay Tigs: puli-puliha ang tuo ug wala nga kamot para angay...

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 18, 2010, 05:23:57 PM
Mao ba Bay Hubs? I was told nga eating less will not do anything than to stop the further bulging of the belly only. Aw hinoon, dili man pud to dietician tong tawhana.

At your age, Bay Tigs, dili pa man urgent ang regular abs exercises. Of course, the earlier you start, the better...

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 05:21:07 PM
tinuod gyud na bai Hubs....

pero nag leg-raise ug sit-up ko para pa firm sa abs...

Effective pud para nako ang stomach curls...

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 18, 2010, 05:16:38 PM
Nyahahahaha. Tua man puy lami didtos kalbaryo Bay Hubs ilabina kung magda ka ug lamion aw puwede kaajo.

Mao ba? OK diay ni nga Kalbaryo kay pwede ta ibayaw sa langit...

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 05:13:35 PM
samot, bisan pag ibala's pugakhang, di gyud moangkon nga minyo....

molimod man gani gihapon nga wa, bisag nasakpan nga nagpatong..

Bwahaha! Basin diay optical illusion lang nga nagpatong...

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 18, 2010, 05:15:03 PM
Pagda unja ug tualya kanunay Bay kay basin ug pirme lamang kang galaway didto imbis nga pirme gapasingot.

He he, dili kay laway ray angay trapohan...

The simplest way to lose abdominal fat is to eat less.

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 18, 2010, 04:55:16 PM
Best places you have ever been?

Didto sa Sogod, sa may gitawag nila ug Kalbaryo diin makita ang full view sa Sogod Bay. Hangin kaajo ug landong.

Kalbaryo? Tsk, tsk, tsk, salamat na lang, Bay Tigs...

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 05:09:03 PM
mao ra ba gyu'y saba kaayo...bwahahahaha

Mao jud nang single, Bay Bugs... Iyawat ma-double...

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 05:04:48 PM
para ra unta ni's mga single.....
pero ang daghan naa nisalmot ani nga topic pulos nagpa single-single

Ehem! Maayo mag naay nagkabyon... Single jud...

- cool nga single

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 04:25:35 PM
limpyo gud diay hasta ang ngilit-ngilit ana , bai Vhinz?

Kagis jud ang mga taliti...

Quote from: vhinz08 on June 18, 2010, 02:50:34 PM
kagud

bag-id

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 03:04:05 PM
work-out
exercise
mao nga nag pa enroll kog balik sa gym.....nya makakita pod ug nagtuwadtuwad..

Coed diay imong gi-enrolan, Bay Bugs? Hayahay, wa kay problema kon unsay mga imahe nga handurawon pag-uli sa balay! Bwahaha!

Quote from: vhinz08 on June 18, 2010, 02:53:51 PM
pati baso gigamit gi tagiptip.   

Unya pagkahuman og tungab sa imong tupad nagdahili ang laway sa ngilit sa baso...

Quote from: vhinz08 on June 18, 2010, 02:26:15 PM
Oi, ayaw pagsigi ug mug-ot kay makadaghan sa kunot. 

Kunot sa lubot gikusnot ni Isyot
Buhok nga kulot naapil og ibot.

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 02:29:05 PM
syempre, mag pasensya....hehehe...ngano bitaw nga wala gisuhetong daan.

ug dili mag lung-ag si misis, ikaw lung-ag...kon dili mo alima, ikaw alima....paubos gyud permi...total inig ka gabii ikaw na man pod ang naas ibabaw.

Quote from: sumbohan on June 18, 2010, 02:30:20 PM

pwede gihapon paubos bay bugsay. ) para si misis napod ang motrabaho.

He he, kini gud si Bugsay, Bay Sumbs, gusto jud nga makahunat siyag maayo. Di man siya katodo og bagnos kon naas ilawom...

Quote from: sumbohan on June 18, 2010, 01:47:47 PM
bag uhay pa jud ko diri.  ako diay si sumbohan taga batuan bohol. pero nagtrabaho nako sa syudad sa sugbo:)  maajo ni nga forum ba kay makatapok ta mga bol anon. unja makastorya ta na mga inato dili pareha anang facebook na magsige lang ininglis ug tagalog ang mga tao bisan bisaya kaajo ug nawng. salamat sa pag tukod ani na forum. naa ba kaha pod taga batuan diri.

Welcome to TB, Bay Sumbohan. Katawa ko aning imong giingon nga Bisaya kaajog nawng pero laing sinultihan ang gigamit. Bisaya ang gigamit diri pero pwede pud Maningles, he he. Naa man gani Espanyol diri...

Quote from: jorgeanna on June 18, 2010, 02:19:59 PM
ok ang kiwi but mas mu-prefer ko og hilaw na manga with uyab yummy!

Uyab jud? Dili pwede uyap lang?

Quote from: cujo on June 18, 2010, 01:08:47 PM
Kiwifruit.Kiwi.

Broiled Liver with Garlic
MI'LAAQ MASHWI BI TOUM

Lebanese Recipe:

Crush several garlic cloves with salt. Spread this paste over squares of liver. Sprinkle with olive oil, salt, pepper and one teaspoon dried mint. Let stand for 30 minutes. Spear on skewers and broil. Or, pan-fry the liver in butter or other fat.

www.habeeb.com

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 18, 2010, 12:18:23 PM
libang = oops, tabi sa mga nangaon

baling = pamaagi sa panagat

nablig = naligo, puwede pud ug naglabog ug tubig sa ubang tawo

ngabil = lips

bangil = atang, pugong

labing = pinakataas o pinakalabaw

bilang....kat = lamion

Bwahaha! Kalibangon man pud ta nimo, Bay Tigs...

utong - hold one's breath
ungot - be held back; be jammed
tungo - curse
tugon - message; testament
tunog - sound
untog - bump (morag Tagalog diay ni, he he)

Quote from: vhinz08 on June 18, 2010, 01:47:03 PM
Wala lagi bayad pero 1 month nimo nga sweldo e entrego, labaw pas bayad.  

Bwahaha! Entrego na ang sweldo, unja wa pa nay labot sa tagawtaw nga katakot-takot nga idalit kanimo kon masipjat ka sa bisan unsa na lang!

Quote from: vhinz08 on June 18, 2010, 01:38:53 PM
Tilaptilapan ang ice cream nga labihang ka bugnaw, giparisan sa biskwet na angel sweet.

Sweet jud ang dreams kon gikan tang gatilaptilap sa nagpanidlak nga ice cream ni Inday.

Quote from: chicogon on June 18, 2010, 12:44:38 PM
Bwahahaha.... akoy nakujapan sa imong gesulti. Abi nako demonics.... Unsa nang mnemonics? Akong ge google pero wa gehapon ko kasabot, bwahehehe... 

He he, nalibog bitaw pud akong kutaw kon hain ang mnemonics sa imong post, Fr. Chic. Wa pud hinuon koy namatikdan nga demonics...

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 11:59:05 AM
apil to...kadto po'ng kontis sila'g kinsay humot ug utot...

naa man pod gani usa...ang Iyonay ug ang Bakiay...nyahahaha

Bwahaha! Naa pa diay tong pahumotay og utot? Wala man na sa nahinumdoman nako nga version...

Pero saludo jud ko nimo kay naunhan ko nimo bahin sa Bakiay...

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 18, 2010, 11:09:55 AM
Hahahahaha. Tag-anan ko pa lagi. Ang pagkabaki gajud sa hari sa dihang nasumpa sija sa witch. Pastilan! Hahahahaha. Ribit! ribit!

Luoy bitaw ang hari labi na tong naghanot na...

Tana-awa sa picture, di ba beautiful eyes...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on June 18, 2010, 11:12:47 AM
Di naman siguro ni dapat ikashock ang sex education sa atua kay elementary pa ko sa Home economics naa naman ni nga topic. Sa high school sa home economics gihapon siguro wala mo ma aware ani pero naa gyud ning sex education. Hmmm tuod kay ang home economics sa high school pa ko ilain man tuod ang mga lalaki ug babae. But I remember jud aning topic nga graphic nga sex at first magsegi pa mi pangatawa pero sa dugay na naanad raman. Tanan jud gihisgutan apil na tong mga type of contraception ug sign ug pregnancy ug child care.

Karemember man pud ko sa ahong classmate nga laki grade five me unya ang among lesson adto table setting kara mention sa teacher ug napkin moaguk ok jud to siya ug katawa hangtud kami na nuon tanan mangatawa. Unya di ba sa tagalog naa man ning word nga Hinihikayat pastilan daghan jud sa classmates nako sa una mag utok utok ug katawa ani.

Hinihikayat? As in, si Inday ay hinihikayat ni Ondoy na sila ay magremedyo?

Welcome, Mel! He he, ang akong tan-aw nimo, mora kag Jedi...

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 11:31:36 AM
akoa...si Amoay ug si Iyonay.....
bastag maghisgot na gani akong mama ani, maalibwag ming tanan ug pangatawa...nya tulog dayon.
tinuod ni ha..

Apil ba tong nitago ang iyon ilawom sa bukong, Bay Bugs?

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 11:34:59 AM
10 years behind pa ang India kumpara sa China....

Who knows? Basin malubot sa India ang China...

He he...

The Tortoise and The Hare



There once was a speedy hare who bragged about how fast he could run. Tired of hearing him boast, Slow and Steady, the tortoise, challenged him to a race. All the animals in the forest gathered to watch.

Hare ran down the road for a while and then and paused to rest. He looked back at Slow and Steady and cried out, "How do you expect to win this race when you are walking along at your slow, slow pace?"

Hare stretched himself out alongside the road and fell asleep, thinking, "There is plenty of time to relax."

Slow and Steady walked and walked. He never, ever stopped until he came to the finish line.

The animals who were watching cheered so loudly for Tortoise, they woke up Hare.

Hare stretched and yawned and began to run again, but it was too late. Tortoise was over the line.

After that, Hare always reminded himself, "Don't brag about your lightning pace, for Slow and Steady won the race!"

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 08:41:21 AM
pakapangutana man sab ko ug ngano?....naa koy idea...gamay ra pod.....ang crown....hehehe

Gamay ra bitaw jud ang crown...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on June 18, 2010, 10:31:44 AM
Bisaya pod diay ni si Herve! Pastilan no maabilidad gyud diay ning mga Bisaya..

Not to mention nga strong ang sex appeal, he he...

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 18, 2010, 10:29:35 AM

nindot raman nang lecture basta sex education sus mag banganga jud ko ana pero aside ana, pwera nalanng!! mag gamit na laman ko ug EARPLUGS! hahahhah!

He he, bitaw, kon gusto kong makat-on ani nga subject, mangita na lang kog source nga kasaligan ang logic unya limpyo ang grammar ug spelling!

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 18, 2010, 10:10:13 AM
taktak - kana ning naay nipilit unja akuhaon

tiktik - nag-unang tabloid sa mga ma-L

toktok - tawag sa paagi sa pagkaon sa mga manok ug langgam
          - kana pud ning mangajo ug maajo sa panimay

He he, wa man nimo iapil ang Binisaya nga kahulogan sa "tiktik", Bay Tigs...

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 09:44:42 AM
daghan bitaw di kasulod...ug until now wa pa gihapon kasulod.
si Blueskie ug si Aspo....mauy ilang sulti.

musta part? naa diay kas UV...
diha pod ko sa una...kadiyot ra..

Bitaw, Bay Bugs, hain na tuod silas Scarb ug AsPo? Gimingaw na kos pakatok sa duha.

Sus, lingaw jud unta to sila sa lukso, este, dagan sa atong kukabildo diri ron...

Quote from: one*made*0f*nothing on June 18, 2010, 09:36:43 AM
ambot lang ngano tol cgi baya ko og duwa pro

atong nilabay nga buwan dili man ko kasulod

abi nako gani nkalimot nako sa akong password

pero kadugayan tol nikalit raman nakasulod

sakto man akong password ala man ko kalimot

na maintenance ba ang tb tol

Ay, estudyante pa diay ka, Bay Omon? Hapit jud diri kay naa kay daghang makat-onan, labi na bahin sa science and medicine, religion, history and current events, social graces, love letter writing, personal grooming... Nia tanan diri.

 

Quote from: bugsay on June 18, 2010, 09:56:07 AM
bwhahahaha..atot uy, nganong naapil na man si ms isles ani?
hadlok ra ba ko ato kay isog ug taas ang tango....
pero ganahan kong mobasa sa iyang mga punto...
labi na'g mauy molatos, mobunal, mobangag, mowitik ug molapdos....hehehe...malingaw ko

He he, si Ms. Isle ra man gud ang nilahutay og tubay sa diskusyon diri...

Bitaw, lisod kon molapdos, labi na kon tinadtarang kaguran ang gamiton! Bwahaha!