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Imbis rice, kamote lang untay atong himoong staple food. Dili pa maunsaay sa bagyo ang crops...

Quote from: bugsay on June 23, 2010, 12:47:49 PM
hehehehe...basin imong gisabot ang calamay nga wa kuhaig bagol?

Unsa guy wa kuhaig bagol? Kanang sa DC pa?

Quote from: islander on June 23, 2010, 02:46:10 PM
arang ka-cheap sad nga pari-a.  blade ra?  di na man lang makayag palit ug battery-operated shave, bisag disposable shave na lang unta.  gisiklot tingali ang tanang limos sa misa ni sakristan hubs da.

Unsaon gud pagsiklot sa limos, agrabyado ang pari kon maohon. Ang baje, hinuon, ipasa man diri naho sa pari kon pul-an na sija...

Quote from: islander on June 23, 2010, 02:42:09 PM
tan-awa ang nawong sa bososero.  morag nakakitag tiaw.

Karon pa pud ko anang word nga "bososero". Mora mag "basurero"...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on June 23, 2010, 11:46:23 AM
Perting lisora malibang ning naa sa dagat kay i tayming jud nimo ug dagan inig gawas aron di ka abtan sa imong tae kay ma trap jud ka hehehe.

Maajog tubow. Unsaon man kon morag shotgun kay purigit, basin gukdon tas pellets, bwahaha!

Quote from: bugsay on June 23, 2010, 02:13:53 PM
ang baboy, coffee ug milk, biningwit sab nimo bai Vhinz?

Para sa biningwit nga coffee, gigamit nga strainer ang biningwit nga panty?

Quote from: Lollapalooza on June 23, 2010, 01:42:20 PM
breakfast: tinolang manok nga gikamunggayan, rice, kape

lunch: tinolang bariles, rice, ice tea

He he, unsa kahang klaseha sa tinola ang panihapon ni Ms. Lolla...

Quote from: Chongki on June 23, 2010, 02:06:42 PM
unsa may address bai hubs aron akong iforward kang bai bugs

He he, gipasangil pa jud si Bay Bugsay...

Bitaw, nangutana kos nagsulti nako pero ingon siya nakadungog ra pud siya. Pero bisan kahibawo pa ta, di lang tingali nato pahibaw-on si Bay Bugs, basin wa na unya siyay panahon para diri sa TB...

Oi, ngano man ni nga mogawas man sa preview pero dili kon sa page na?

Kini kaha...





He, he...

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 23, 2010, 11:58:31 AM

hahahha! bitaw naa na sitter si froggie! hahahahha!

Sauna pa na nga bata pa sija. Karon pwede na mag-inusara:

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on June 23, 2010, 12:07:13 PM
Hubs, asa man ang picture niya? please post it to erase all our doubts.

Sorry, gitujo og blur ang ijang mata to protect her identity...

Quote from: bugsay on June 23, 2010, 12:24:57 PM
gwapa, bai Hubs...mauy akong pasabot.

btw, nakakaon na kog calamay nga init pa...kanang mao pay paghaon....lami pod
gisugo ko's akong Tiya, nya didto ko niadto sa akong ka board-mate sa una nga hangtud karon nangluto ug namaligya ug calamay...

He he, lihay de calamay...

Lami jud bitaw tingali ang calamay kon init pa. Labi na kon kan-on sa kaadlawon...

Black widow woman who drugged, raped ten men
The Daily Telegraph June 19, 2009 9:01 AM


A YOUNG Russian woman, a devoted collector of horror films and spiders, is on trial for sedating and raping ten men.

The police were shocked that 32-year-old Valeria K., a quiet good-looking woman from the city of Tambov, was the mysterious rapist who abused ten local men after poisoning them with clonidine, Life.ru reports.

Valeria, who has already been nicknamed the Black Widow for her love of spiders, would get acquainted with men and invite them to her place.

She gave them drinks with clonidine, which almost immediately sent them to sleep for almost 24 hours.

After that, she undressed her victims and raped them, tightening a rope on their male organs to keep them erect.

Waking up in hospital with clonidine poisoning and penis trauma, all the victims could remember was a friendly brunette who gave them drinks.

Finally, local police identified the offender and arrested her.

At present, the police know about ten of Valeria’s victims, although one of them refused to file a complaint against her.

“It was great,” the unnamed man said.

“I like hot women. I only wish she hadn't use the clonidine on me.”

Quote from: bugsay on June 22, 2010, 10:57:13 PM
Hubag kaayo ang duha ka baje...

Tsk, tsk, tsk, menor de edad pa man tawon ni sila, Bay Bugs...

Tan-awon natog ma-enforce ba ni...

Quote from: cujo on June 23, 2010, 11:15:42 AM
Hmmm...Monkey as a friend to a frog?Good grief I just saw a video of a monkey raping a frog.Disgusting!

Disgusting indeed! Must have been one of those giant frogs...

Monkey trying to do goat I've seen a picture of, but frog...

Rice self-sufficiency at last? Cool.

Quote from: bugsay on June 23, 2010, 10:47:34 AM
matabangan ko nimo an?

Bwahaha! Gihimo man ko nimong bugaw, an!

Quote from: cujo on June 23, 2010, 10:35:12 AM
The only thing Mr. Ribbit can catch up with the pigs is IF he is on a rocket ship.Now top that one! Ha ha

He he, true. Good thing Mr. Ribbit has a monkey for a friend... Here they are:

Quote from: bugsay on June 23, 2010, 10:19:43 AM
hi-tech diay?

Mo lang. Naa pud gani kuno ni silay cyber version para sa mga sano nga tua sa gawas!

Quote from: islander on June 22, 2010, 10:42:43 PM
di na lang kaha tay-ogon ang wrong days aning duha ka observances.  ang christmas day bitaw, a.k.aa the birth day of jesus christ, wa man i-specify sa bible nga december 25.

Hawod pud diay kas Bible study, Ms. Isle? He he...

Quote from: bugsay on June 23, 2010, 10:09:12 AM
naamigo mi ato niya kay contractor to namo sa una...sa akong gitrabahoan.....nya iya kong gihimong partner nga ang akong buhaton mao ang tig costing....ug nag butang ug tawo sa iyang shop....hangtod nga uban nga mga personal nga butang naapil na pod naho.....ok ra baya pod

Medyo suod jud diay mo. Pero ang imong amigo manghod tingalis namatay kay setentahon na man kuno tong na-DOA...

Quote from: insurectus on June 22, 2010, 11:53:56 PM
tambay sa eskwelahan kanang padung major exam hehehe
or pangamigo og security guard sa eskwelahan ambot og
ingon ani pa ba style

He he, kaniadto kasaligan ang sikyo aning mga butanga. Ambot lang kaha tuod ron. Naa na man kunoy website ni sila, he he...

Quote from: bugsay on June 23, 2010, 09:58:38 AM
silang pamilyaha ang tag-iya sa Calderohan, naa sa Casuntingan Manduae...halos tanang caldero sa Cebu sila ang nanghimo.....

He he, mga caldero king diay ning mga Ting...

Quote from: bugsay on June 23, 2010, 10:00:31 AM
basin estudyante sa st teresas?....

Wa man hinuon mag-uniporme...

Quote from: berjnsan21 on June 23, 2010, 09:46:59 AM

Yeah, that was our society now. A lot of children, who grow without a father, maybe they have their different reason. And a lot of teenagers getting pregnant without man who could stand a father for their baby. However, where is now the word that we called loved of father if they could leave their child? And I'm very lucky to have a father who is very loving father and very responsible.

You're indeed lucky, Mr. (or Ms.) Berjn.

By the way, welcome to TB.

Quote from: bugsay on June 23, 2010, 09:55:59 AM
kadtong ang hapit namatay, mao toy tag-iya sa Agencia Nino nga diha sa ubos sa karaan nga DYHP....
naa pod silay Penhouse luyo sa ST Teresas, ang NS Pension..along Juana Osmena extension paingon ka sa Redemtorist Church.

Tubig-tubigan jud diay...

Kanang linyaha diha sa Juan Osmena Extension from Mango to Base Line, di ba daghang mosukna nimo kon maglakaw kang mag-inusara? Bwahaha!

Kuyawa diay. Bisan naay daghan tawo. Wa ra ba kuno mag-disguise ang hitman...

Quote from: Chongki on June 22, 2010, 11:19:57 PM
aww eciting gyud diay ng sineha .... tan aw pod ko anan bai

Quote from: bugsay on June 23, 2010, 09:26:19 AM
eggciting bai Chonk....kay apil ang itlog mobukad

On the theme of betrayal, oten-tic ang manipulation aning sineha...

Quote from: bugsay on June 23, 2010, 09:23:20 AM
amigo mi sa igsoon nga hapit sab namatay , bai Hubs...

Mao ba? Naa puy nag-speculate nga basin nag-unay-unay ra ni sila...

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 23, 2010, 09:07:19 AM

hahahhaha!  murag sa katotohanan murag TRUE!!!

Bwahaha! Mao jud...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on June 23, 2010, 08:58:57 AM
maybe..karon man gud nga panahon instead of tagalog ang gamiton Filipino na...naa'y mga words sa English nga instead of translating it into Filipino, English lng gihapon siya. for example: Phonology - in Filipino, Ponolohiya na siya pero karon gi accept siya as Funoloji in Filipino...so kaning "Taglish" nga term is actually dead.... "Pinglish" na karon 

He he, sa ato pa, imbis Engalog, Englipino na pud diay...

Quote from: vhinz08 on June 22, 2010, 04:58:48 PM
Mamingwit diri sa atlantic ocean.

Unsay mokubit, Bay Vhinz? Blue marlin ug yellowfin tuna?

Quote from: vhinz08 on June 22, 2010, 06:55:25 PM

Karon diri sa akong lugar Bai Bugs gadag-um tungod sa kaitum sa mga tao naa diri sa ahong dapit, 

Ingon ani ang hitsura sa chicks nimo diha, Bay Vhinz?

Quote from: cujo on June 23, 2010, 12:36:28 AM
It looks like ribbit is trying to get off the ground,at least the pigs are in cloud nine.Ha ha.

He he, the Piggies are off to a good headstart, but it looks like our friend Mr. Ribbit is screwed up! Bwahaha!

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 22, 2010, 10:23:31 PM
nga hinaut paingon sila sa langit? dili sa emperno? hahahhaha!

Delikado nga dili mahilangit si Froggy kay bisag unsaon og kapakapa, mobalik man sa juta!

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on June 23, 2010, 07:16:14 AM
By Jhunnex Napallacan
Inquirer Visayas

A prominent hotelier in Cebu City was killed in an ambush Tuesday night, barely 24 hours after the failed attempt on his brother’s life.

Manuel Ting, owner of the Parklane Hotel in Cebu City, died from multiple gunshot wounds at the Chong Hua Hospital at 7:30 p.m., according to Chief Insp. George Ylanan of the Cebu City Police Office.

Ting was driving his silver-gray Mercedes Benz along F. Llamas Street in front of the new Gaisano Capital mall in Barangay Tisa, Cebu City and was slowing down to make a right turn at the San Jose Village road when he was shot several times by unknown assailants.

Nobody heard any gunshot being fired, not even a beat patrol policeman who was then in front of the mall, according to Ylanan.

Because Ting’s BMW was automatic, it still ran and bumped into an incoming Toyota Avanza vehicle that came from the Katipunan area and was about to enter F. Llamas Street.

Mercedes Benz or BMW?

Quote from: hofelina on June 23, 2010, 04:54:38 AM
gikan mi sa Manila ang among na-abtan nga ang kasilyas kinobkob juta ang tonoban troso, inamakan ang bong-bong, ang ilo bunot sa lubi!

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 23, 2010, 07:51:42 AM
bwahahhahha! Manay ang akong naabtan kay outhouse nga mo pungko ra ka sa bangag! sus Manay makita nimo ang mga lagung sa ubos! hahahahhaha! ang ilo kay news paper! hwahahahaaha!

Bwahaha!  At least dili parehas atong sa Slumdog Millionaire nga open sa ubos!

Dia ra ang mitimpasaw nga Golden Boy!

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 23, 2010, 07:08:21 AM


shalan!!! mokipot murag bangag sa dunggan? hahahahha!

He he, tiklopon lang para dili mohungaw pero sa tinuod, open lang gihapon...

Quote from: islander on June 22, 2010, 09:27:40 PM
ako nang feminine, bai hubs.  the frog princess.  ikaw tong gi-edit out sa picture kay namoso.

Bwahaha! Unsay bosohon? Ang buhagay?

Dia ra ang namoso, ay...

He he, atong pakuyogan ang flying pigs ani niya...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on June 20, 2010, 12:25:47 PM
Daghan island sa Surigao del Sur nga daghan namuyo ug ni usa way tarong kasilyas. Aw naa lagi kasilyas pero adto sa dagat katagak. Labi na ug gamay kaayo ng isla.Unsaon inig buho nimo usang meter raman naa namay tubig.Sa Mangagoy pud sa Surigao naay squatter area didto nga naa daplin sa dagat ug ang mga tawo didto rapud sa buho mag dump sa ilang sh$t.
Always remember di mo dapat mokaon ug buga ong nga isda kay mao nay hawod mokaon ug e-at.

Mao ni bugaong. Tan-awa di ba dako jamog baba, lamoy jud bisan unsa kamaskulado sa tubow. Mao ni isda nga epektibo mo-process sa human waste...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on June 22, 2010, 08:29:09 PM
Segurado ka? I know you are smiling.

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 22, 2010, 07:12:58 PM
Nas nindot ug idiretso ang withdrawal nimo Bay Hubs from any form of attachment aron safe.

Kujawan ko basin malisoan tag dajon, kuwang na lang rabag usa ka pakong...

Quote from: statesville on June 16, 2010, 04:46:32 AM
Ka weird sa iyang buhok liwat  niya

He he, kini pud liwat niya ang haircut...

Quote from: Chongki on June 22, 2010, 05:39:38 PM
we'll miss you bai hubs!

Naa may separation anxiety, mao nga slow withdrawal tingali...

Quote from: bugsay on June 22, 2010, 05:22:14 PM
makahilak man sab ta ana...mura man sab ug tinuod

Bwahaha! Madakdakan man kaha hinuon tag trabaho ani...

Bwahaha! Nayagaw na. Basin nalibat ang baje kay gipaak diay ang ngabil...

Quote from: bugsay on June 22, 2010, 05:24:06 PM
pwede'g dili mo tug-an...

Bwahaha! Pwede kaayo. Kasabot na mis imong buot ipasabot...

Quote from: bugsay on June 22, 2010, 05:05:43 PM
sagdi lang kay 10 days nalang naa na man kay trabaho....

Morag nihanap og gamay... Pero ato lang iagig pangaliya...

Quote from: bugsay on June 22, 2010, 05:00:04 PM
mingwit kag panty , bai Vhinz?

He he, kon ginamit na, wa kaayoy kalainan og baho sa isda...

Quote from: bugsay on June 22, 2010, 03:38:34 PM
bentaha nalang ni sila bai Hubs kay nakasulod gyud...atua kaha, kanus-a pa kaha?

Unya na kon madato ang Pinas...

Quote from: Chongki on June 22, 2010, 03:49:22 PM
morag nalibat man ang baje  .... gawas dila tingali

Gimaneho jud pud tingali ang ubos...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on June 22, 2010, 02:40:59 PM
gihimo na gyud ning sideline ang TB ba... hinuon pampawala man gud sa stress ning TB labi na ug subsob kaayu sa work... 

He he, si Bay Bugsay kay ang trabaho may sideline. Parehas unta ko niya kon naa pa koy trabaho, bwahaha!

Quote from: Chongki on June 22, 2010, 03:09:49 PM
bai hubs naay kanang kiss with malice? 

Kini, morag with malice ni...

Quote from: vhinz08 on June 22, 2010, 03:02:09 PM
gay lagi gay ayaw sakit, tama na kay sa---kit.

Sa---kit gamay pero la---mi dako, matod pa ni Inday nga giregla...

Dia pay lain...


www.flickr.com

Balik tas innocent kiss, bi...

Quote from: islander on June 22, 2010, 12:09:56 PM
sumpay sa akong kasilyas sugilanon:  ang kinatas-an namong mokatkat sa kahoy nga kusog muborahi philippine military general na karon. 

Kini tingali ang nahimong general kay makita man ang strong will and determination bisan sa pagkalibang...

Quote from: islander on June 22, 2010, 12:07:01 PM
toilet-related fond memories--- pito mi nga mga cebu-based cousins, ages 6 to 13, namakasyon sa una sa usa ka barangay sa bohol (i won't identify the barangay nga hangtod karon kahibawo ko nga nihit gihapon ang kasilyas). 

aw, mga bata lagi di sigeg lafang.  ang gilafang mogawas man gyod sa laing agianan.  dungan mig lafang, dungan pod ug pagawas, all together morag mga muskeeters.

kay wa lagiy kasilyas adtong dapita, mangatkat mig kahoy kay mahadlok man mig maduol sa among gipangkalibang.  namuwak intawon ang kahoy ug mga batang nagdungan ug pangalibang, ang gitas-on sa gitungtongan namo sigon sa abilidad pagkatkat kada usa.   

sabot nga di magpatunongay aron way madisgrasya.  giabot nga naay managsoon nga naalkansi ang maguwang kay naa siya sa ubos-ubos apan wa sa lugar, na, naka-koronag bulawan ug ahat.  hapit magsinumbagay. 

p.s. enjoy ko adtong panahona.  nadisgrasya lang ko gamay kay pagkanaog nako kausa, nakatunob tawon kog bulawan.

 

Dia ra ang nangalibang, ay.

Hain kaha si Ms. Isle diri...

Quote from: cujo on June 21, 2010, 08:36:24 PM
"When pigs fly".Arabs and Jews are fighting for thousands of years.!

Hala! 

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 22, 2010, 11:23:05 AM
when we die, thats it.

The End na jud diay ni?

Quote from: bugsay on June 20, 2010, 11:36:30 AM
OT: unsa gu'y "gyud ang kinabuhi"...bwhahahaha......pareha ra man na paminawon sa "haom ug sampak"

kan-on ang tanga, dili ang tanga'?

Tanga-tanga tong bataa kay bisan gihukaran na, wa jud mokaon...

Patugatuga man tawon ning mga kigwaha... 

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 22, 2010, 01:20:44 AM

sus mao rang sagoha!!! shalan!

Mao ba? Atong pangutan-on si Bay Bugsay ug Bay Chongki kay silay mga expert witness aning butanga...

Quote from: grazie7y on June 22, 2010, 09:35:44 AM
kinsay nakadungog aning LOMBOY COFFEE? 

He he, lomboy coffee dayon paresan og lomboy likin...

Unsa kaha katinuod kining maong alegasyon? Kwartang malabo! 

Kini ra bang mga operator sa bar nga ingon ini maoy mounag tilaw sa mga baje, unja ang malayhan a-permihon og gamit... 

Quote from: indaymen50 on June 22, 2010, 10:00:03 AM
Unja inig abli  daghan na  kaajong  fungus...

Fungus?    Mag-LBM diay ta anang kalakiha...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on June 22, 2010, 03:26:43 AM
Recycled Mama ha!" Hmmmmm what that mean?

He he, well, for one, I suppose Noynoy should commission an artist to create a doll with an improved design, something that resembles him more closely...

Quote from: kan-ogong on June 22, 2010, 03:23:41 AM
A South African doctor has developed a new female condom that she hopes will combat rape in the most painful way possible.

Dr. Sonnet Ehlers has invented Rape-axe, a female device with jagged hooks that latch onto a man's penis during penetration.

The doctor is distributing 30,000 of these condoms in South Africa during this year's World Cup.

"It hurts," Ehlers told CNN. "He cannot pee and walk when it's on. If he tries to remove it, it will clasp even tighter."

South Africa has one of the highest rape rates in the world, according to Human Rights Watch. It is also believed that 16 percent of the population is living with HIV.

Rape-axe is inserted like a tampon and when embedded to a man the device can only be removed by a doctor.

Some have accused Ehler of creating nothing more than a new-age chastity belt.

"It not only presents the victim with a false sense of security, but psychological trauma," said Victoria Kajja, from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Uganda.

But Ehlers said that she had taken the proper research and development steps before launching the product.

"I consulted engineers, gynecologists and psychologists to help in the design and make sure it was safe," she said.

Ehlers also pointed out how women take extreme measures such as placing razor blades in their nether regions to prevent rape in South Africa.

"I believe something's got to be done," she said. "This will make some men rethink before they assault a woman

Dili gihapon ni epektibo. Pwede man ni tangtangon sa dili pa lugoson ang baje...

Magkinaunsa, pwedeng unahan og exploratory finger...

Quote from: bugsay on June 21, 2010, 10:28:06 PM
mura man ni'g puso nga ang giputos dili lukay...murag dahon sa maiz or unsa ba ni...nya ang sulod, pilit nga humay nya naay peanuts ug kanang yellow sa itlog.....dayon gilung-ag..

lami man pod..

Machang bitaw nis Pinas. He he, di ba angay ning paresan og wine...

Hubog dayon ang dragon...

- dragon nga naay hangover...

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on June 22, 2010, 06:24:34 AM
GRABEHA pod ning taytol ani oi! "Way kasilyas sa Bohol?"  

Kon unsay naandang kalibangan, matawag nag kasilyas. Mao nga naay daghang kasilyas, oi. Kahinumdom ko sa gamay pa ko nga naay kabajabasan nga gipa-multitask isip kasilyas...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on June 22, 2010, 03:22:24 AM
Overrrrrrrrrrrr...

Bwahaha! Wa bitaw ko motuo dayon, pero dihang nidigwa akong agaw paghumag estorya, nakaingon ko nga tinuod galing...

Quote from: bugsay on June 22, 2010, 09:12:38 AM

Bwahahaha....mag mug-ot diay ang nawong kon dili tumanan.

He he, matabonan hinuon ang beautiful teeth sa avatar...

Period? Tuldok in Tagalog? Isn't it regla? Bwahaha!

Quote from: vhinz08 on June 22, 2010, 12:40:40 AM
Lahi na karon bay bugs. 

Karon si Bay Vhinz na ang moreklamo kon dili tumanon ang iyang pangagpas...

Quote from: vhinz08 on June 21, 2010, 10:57:45 PM
Mahal na daw ang Prosti karon kay naa nay E-VAT,  magbatil na lang ko
ug kinutil maka pa askil pas lawas.   

Lahi ra kaayo na nga klase sa palami, Bay Vhinz, oi...

Quote from: vhinz08 on June 22, 2010, 12:34:27 AM
Naa pa Bay Bugs Sarsi Emmanuel, pelikula nga sweet kaayo.

remember?  NAKED ISLAND  staring: Coca Nicolas, Pepsi Paloma, Sarsi Emmanuel, Myra Manibug, Charito Solis and Al Tantay.

He he, nice to know guys of my age group, more or less...

Quote from: bugsay on June 21, 2010, 10:24:21 PM
illegal kon magpa member nya di mo post.

Illegal ang dili mo-post pero immoral kon mo-post og pararpar, as in lectures nga way consideration sa interest, accomplishment, and ability of the other members.  These collegiate lectures just make me sick.

Son, brother, father, lover, friend. There is room in the heart for all the affections, as there is room in heaven for all the stars. --Victor Hugo

Quote from: lionshearth on June 21, 2010, 07:03:03 PM
Kon dunay doctor sa mga tao,duna say Doctor sa mga "HAYOP" or unsa ba kaha kadto, "Hayop ba kaha nga Doctor" MAO TINGALI NI SI MAYOR.

Naay uban nga wala pa ma doktor, hayop nang daan...

Why not?

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on June 21, 2010, 05:25:41 PM
When can a Filipino citizen residing in this country use an alias legally?

1   Pseudonym for literary purposes.
2   Use of aliases in cinema and television entertainment.
3   In athletics and sports activities (RA. 6085).
4   Under the witness protection program a person may adopt a different identity (RA. 6981).
5   When he has been baptized or customarily known by such alias.
6   When authorized by a competent court (CA. No. 142, as amended by RA. 6085).
7   When properly indicated in a Certificate of Candidacy (Omnibus Election Code).

8  When one becomes a member of a social networking site like Tubag Bohol...

When you own your home, you give an address to your life. When you marry, you simply give an address to your cock.  

Quote from: fdaray on June 21, 2010, 07:25:16 PM
yes..., ang ghost nga akong nakit-an, ghosts employees sa capitol.

Maayo gani kay nakit-an pa nimo, Sir FD...

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 21, 2010, 04:52:34 PM
Kinsay naa sa Cebu, manglagwang ta.

Di ba naa na man diha ron si Gaijin Shogun Benelynne?   

Quote from: bugsay on June 21, 2010, 06:51:26 PM
open ang door sa luyo....lingkod-lingkod lang ka sa barandilya, nya ipabitay imong lubot...

Bwahaha! Di ba adto didto ibutang ang mga bagahe?

Quote from: bugsay on June 21, 2010, 07:17:42 PM
asa na kaha ang mga "open women" nga nidalikyat ani nga topic...halos sila tanan nawagtang?

Basin open (nagbilangkad) lang gihapon hangtod ron. Mobalik lang kon mokipi na...

Quote from: bugsay on June 21, 2010, 07:06:19 PM
nagsigeg diayg ta-op ang kanahan
masuko kon balibaran
si inday Misty pirme lang sa higdaanan.
magsige'g pamaypay sa iyang bilahan

Sigi lang nganga,
Sigi lang hapdos,
Hala, Mist, bira,
Hangtod mamabdos.

Quote from: bugsay on June 21, 2010, 06:54:54 PM
fairy:sorry kaayo mr. Bakz, kay di gyud matabang imong hitsura bisan giunsa nakog wiris-wiris akong magic wand.
Mr, Bakz: mother fairy, pangayo lag lain ni Hubag.

He he, lisod ning menos tag power, basin maparehas ni McCain...

Si Misty makalugar lang intawon og duaw
Sa panahon nga ang iyaha maghungawhungaw
Pero maay lag kausa sa usa ka bulan
Unsaon sa bana permi mang sungsongsungsongan...

Quote from: bugsay on June 21, 2010, 06:44:55 PM
bwahahahhaha...naa lagi dayon.

baki man lagi gihapon?...naa lay corona..

Di matabang og abracadabra ang hitsura, he he...

Quote from: bugsay on June 21, 2010, 06:20:32 PM
murag halos matag sakay nako out-of-order ang CR......

Unsaon na lang diay kon nag-LBM...

Quote from: bugsay on June 21, 2010, 06:17:43 PM
lo and behold!!!...ug nahimong prince ang baki...way picture diha nga ika offer?

nagpaabot,
Bugsay

He he, human hagki nahimo tuod nga prince. Dia ra...

GHOST SEX


There was a seminar on "Psychic Phenomena" going on, when the speaker decided to involve the audience. He first asked, "Everyone who has ever seen a ghost, please stand up." Well, nearly the entire audience stood up.

He then asked, "Everyone who has ever had a close encounter with a ghost, please remain standing." About 2 dozen people were still standing.

He then asked how many people had been in the same room as a ghost and 6 people stood up.

Finally he asked, "Anyone who has ever had SEX with a ghost, please remain standing." Everyone sat down except this one man.

When the speaker demanded if he had REALLY had sex with a ghost, the guy replied, "Oh, I am very sorry, I thought you said GOAT."


Bwahaha!

- nawong sa kanding nga biktima

Quote from: bugsay on June 21, 2010, 06:24:01 PM
hehehehe...asa na kaha ni's Bambi nag tuwadtuwad nga wa na man nagpakita sa TB...

Kumusta na man ka maam Bambi?

Motunga ra to kon mapul-an nag tuwadtuwad...

Quote from: bugsay on June 21, 2010, 06:10:07 PM
nagpuwa-puwa lang ang agi?

Unsaon, sigi mang tikig ang liog...

Quote from: bugsay on June 21, 2010, 06:05:54 PM
mga panghinaut nga dili kini dakong bakak....bwahahaha

kon tinuod man gani, aw pagkaswerte sa akong amigo nga gipahilayo sa kaalautan.

Way mangahas nga tentasyon kay nakamatikod nga wa diay kinahanglana, bwahaha!