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#78701
Love Talk / Re: Is It Hard To Forget Someone?
July 06, 2010, 07:59:59 PM
Quote from: philippines on June 16, 2010, 05:23:27 PM
“It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.” - anonymous

Someone has to really be someone to require a lifetime to forget. There are so many someones of whom you don't remember enough to merit the kindness of forgetting...
#78702
Quote from: bugsay on July 05, 2010, 01:20:45 PM

nanan-aw mi'g sine kuyog sa akong barkada...murag sa belvic or president man seguro to....atbang bitaw sa Robinson.
paglingkod namo, gisundan mi'g b***t...agoy pagkataudtaud sige namang panghikap....niingon akong barkada nga nakabantay.

"pasagdi na part kay aron makapanihapon ta".....aw tuod man nakapanihapon gyud mi after sa sine didtos ramos....

Gipasagdan? Aw, bantog rang gigutom ka pagkahuman... ;D
#78703
Quote from: taga tigbao on July 06, 2010, 10:00:35 AM
Puwede pug ug akipan ug tambok tambok ang sabaw aron lami higopon. ;D

Aw, maglasalasa jud hinuon kon sugdan nag higop... ;D
#78704
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
July 06, 2010, 07:47:51 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on July 06, 2010, 03:58:59 PM
Partner niya si Tibor.

Tibor-syo nga gisi og karsonsilyo naperwisyo sa negosyong nabulyiyaso.
#78705
Quote from: taga tigbao on July 06, 2010, 02:23:09 PM
Nyayayayaya.

Makit, anung myoblema?

Ye ye, yayaya yang yugan... ;D
#78706
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
July 06, 2010, 07:41:02 PM
Quote from: islander on July 06, 2010, 12:38:52 PM
good luck, sweet prince.

Prince of lim-aw tides... ;D
#78707
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
July 06, 2010, 07:39:38 PM
Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 06, 2010, 04:16:35 AM
Kissing Frog For Goodluck!

Frogkiss instead of Rabbitsfoot! ;D
#78708
Quote from: bugsay on July 05, 2010, 10:33:49 PM
ehhhh...Lunes diay pod? ;D

He he, Martes pud, basta gabii lang... ;D
#78709
Quote from: islander on July 05, 2010, 08:06:42 PM
hehe, isog man gyod tag istoryahanay ra.  mao bitaw nang manimbako ta.  pero, kamong mga mahadlok sunogon (jok-jok-jok) ;D--- bugsay, vrglguapo, taga-tigbao, hubag, ug si vhinz nga nag-watusi ug lengguwahe--- unsa man diay ang gusto ninyo, martilyo sa ulo? 8)

Tagai lang kog ulo, he he... ;D
#78710
Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on June 05, 2007, 08:22:23 PM
13. Tobacco Monopoly. 1781. The Spanish government established this for business purposes. It served as a big source of revenue for the Spanish government until it was closed in 1882. During the period, tobacco farms and cigarette plants in the country increased and employed many Filipinos as farmers and factory workers.

Hmm. This event might be commemorated any time soon... ;D
#78711
Death penalty? Hmm. Reminds me of this joke...

There were three explorers who where walking through the
forest of Africa, when suddenly they were caught by
tribesmen.

After being held captive for a week, the male chief comes up
to the first explorer and says, "You have two choices to get
out of here," "death or five minutes of umba momba." The
explorer thinks that umba momba has to be better than death,
so he says, "I'll take umba momba." The chief smiles at him,
and then starts having sex with him for five minutes. After
boning him, he lets the explorer go.

Then he proceeds to the next explorer. "You have two
choices: death or 30 minutes of umba momba." The explorer,
not wanting to die, picks half an hour of umba momba. The
chief then has sex with him for 30 minutes, then lets him go.

Finally, he says to the last explorer, "Two choices: death
or 1 hour of umba momba." The explorer thinks that this is
absurd. After all, he was so rough on the other to while
having sex with them that he gave them bruises. He thought
that he might as well die.

"I want to die." he says. Then the chief says, "Okay. You
will die."

"By umba momba."

;D
#78712
Quote from: windgate on July 05, 2010, 03:53:55 AM
kabugoy ni manoy oi.  gipasalsal man ang unggoy ;D

Nasaypan nga saging ang iyaha. Gipanitan sa unggoy... :P
#78713
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: When I Think of You
July 05, 2010, 08:14:53 PM
#78714
Love Talk / Re: Comfort After a Break-up
July 05, 2010, 08:11:49 PM
Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 05, 2010, 06:30:21 PM
Maybe there are 1000 books and more write-ups how to deal with it. But the mere fact is, it is not easy. My first broke-up, it took me 5 years before I dated again. The pains were so overwhelming and ate me alive.

To be eaten alive. Hmm. Must really be overwhelming...  8)
#78715
Love Talk / Re: Rich Asian men prefer poor Pinays?
July 05, 2010, 08:08:42 PM
Quote from: islander on July 05, 2010, 12:56:26 PM
siyaro.  pina-ms da binsi pa, paskang tikia.  kun dato diay ang pinay, di sila?  kinahanglan ba gyod diay nga pobre aron ilang pangasawhon?

Sorry di ka katilaw og Koreano, Ms. Isle, kay morag dato man tingali ka... ;D
#78716
Quote from: bugsay on July 05, 2010, 01:44:09 PM
mo tone down lagi dayon ka ba..

sakto ka bai Tigs.....kon sakto na kas bala ug nakita na gyud nimo nga siya na gyud...halari ug dalha didto sa altar sa kaminyoon.
nindot ning magpuyo nga with His blessings.

In the meantine, mentras wa pay ikadala sa altar sa kaminyoon, adto lang una dad-a sa tokador sa kuot-kuot! ;D
#78717
Love Talk / Re: Gugmang Gaorot-orot Dali Mahurot?
July 05, 2010, 08:00:02 PM
Quote from: taga tigbao on July 05, 2010, 01:04:40 PM
Di ko motuo ani. Anha ra ko motuo ani kung kining nag-urot urot naho mahurot jud.

Basin dili gugmang nag-urot-urot kondili sip-on nga nagburot-burot... ;D
#78718
Love Talk / Re: How to find a Husband?
July 05, 2010, 07:59:02 PM
Quote from: comran on December 29, 2009, 05:12:29 PM
Keko, I have already tried that and men from the stone age showed up...hehehe!

Neanderthals? Bwahaha! ;D
#78719
Love Talk / Re: ALL Singles Here
July 05, 2010, 07:57:36 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on July 05, 2010, 04:23:24 PM
census ni diri? ???
Quote from: bugsay on July 05, 2010, 04:29:02 PM
ni-ik-ik ang nagpa single-single ay! ;D

Bwahaha! Kami hinuon ni Bay Tigs nga tinuod nga mga single maoy nagpahilomhilom! ;D
#78720
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Kung Ako at Kung Ikaw
July 05, 2010, 07:53:11 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on July 03, 2010, 04:48:29 AM
Kung ako imong pangutan-on wala jud ko kahibalo, Kung ikaw ako ingnon pangita-a siya,sugot ka?

Kon akoy imong pangutan-on, mosugot ko. Kon ikaw akong ingnon, dili kaha ka motiyabaw? 
#78721
Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 05, 2010, 06:40:34 PM
Pag-amping lang kay inay maligwat, matigib hinoon ni kumander. Hehehehhe

Tsk, tsk, tsk, bisan masipilya lang, delikado na... :P
#78722
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: When I Think of You
July 05, 2010, 07:50:21 PM

When I think of you I always get mad, then sad, then bad...  :'(
#78723
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
July 05, 2010, 07:47:10 PM
Quote from: taga tigbao on July 05, 2010, 01:59:25 PM
green froggy nga prince ;D

berdeng bungotong balaknong baki? ;D
#78724
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
July 05, 2010, 07:43:22 PM
Quote from: vhinz08 on July 05, 2010, 06:51:36 PM
Bumubula ang tide.

Tide nga red dili makapugong sa bumubula nga biga... ;D
#78725
Quote from: vhinz08 on July 05, 2010, 06:56:56 PM
yallpen, yaper, yencil, yag. yorry yriping yriping yang ying yaho.  ;D

yijot, yajat, yijud, yilat, yisong, yinggil... ;D
#78726
Maayo ra man tingali sa estorya nis Ms. Isle... :P
#78727
Quote from: vhinz08 on July 05, 2010, 07:03:07 PM
Isumpay na lang pod inig tambok na siya.  ;D
Quote from: bugsay on July 05, 2010, 07:10:13 PM
problema kon nitambok na, nya ning retire na ang tig-kapon ;D

Unsaon na lang kon nitambok na siya pero dili na hinuon mogahi ang iyaha. Basin akoy basolon sa pangasaw-onon... ;D
#78728
Quote from: bugsay on July 05, 2010, 10:50:46 AM
....samot kon mo tunga lang kon sabado ug domingo? ;D ;D ;D

Eat Bulaga! ;D
#78729
Quote from: islander on July 04, 2010, 11:41:44 AM
xenicus peak, new zealand

He he, naa ra ba puy Xaviera Hole sa Netherlands... ;D
#78730
Quote from: fdaray on July 04, 2010, 03:20:12 PM
Dili man Bol-anon ang pari? Ang maayo paminyoon ang pari aron walay sex abuse ang mahitabo.

He he, unsaon man kon parehas aning Australian priest nga gihisgotan diri, Sir FD, nga ang ilang gusto mga batang lalaki... :P
#78731
Quote from: vrglguapo on July 04, 2010, 01:56:40 PM
Daghan baya ni nga nahitabo ingon ining situation sa Pilipinas pero wala lay ga reklamo..

Sakit palandongon kon tungod sa abuso nayabag ang sexual orientation sa biktima...
#78732
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
July 04, 2010, 03:12:50 PM
Quote from: Bambi on July 03, 2010, 06:43:17 AM
Spanish Serrano schinken - Ham and a glass of Italian "Merlot" red wine!

Prima!

:P - Si Botoy naglaway...
#78733
Jokes and Humor / Re: Kini ang akong suliran
July 04, 2010, 03:06:58 PM
Quote from: bugsay on July 04, 2010, 01:56:42 PM
ahhhh...

Dai Misty, kon ka kuanon na ka, nya imong bana dipa kakuanon, huwap-huwapa aron motoyhakaw iyang kuan....kon magkawilkawil ra gihapon iyang kuan.................bunalig bugsay. ;D

Aw mao diay nay buot ipasabot ni Misty? He he, mora mag trabaho sa fluffer nang imong gihubit, Bay Bugs--gawas sa parte nga bunalan og bugsay, bwahaha! ;D
#78734
Quote from: bugsay on July 04, 2010, 02:02:30 PM
hehehehe...paborito raba na nako ang lansiao...diha kilid sa camp osmena...sa jones.
"for strength and vitality" ...kuno/...para kuan... ;D

He he, mao jud bitaw na ang wording, "for strength and vitality". Diha pud to sa Ramos corner D. Jakosalem. Asa na kaha ron ang orig nga lansiao...
#78735
Quote from: islander on July 04, 2010, 01:13:20 PM
fish prince?  bawot-bawot sa frog prince?

Sigon sa ahong nasagap, princess man kuno ning bantowa.
#78736
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
July 04, 2010, 01:54:09 PM
Quote from: bugsay on July 04, 2010, 01:48:48 PM
islander nidaug pagka kongresista?

Kongresista diay nis Ms. Isle? Ajaw kog ingna nga putot pud ni sija unja ang panit lami himoong kilawin? ;D
#78737
Quote from: mistyeyed on July 03, 2010, 04:40:09 AM
Gibati kog kalipay nga naka dokdok ug balik sa tb bisan kawat kawat dokdoka. ;D ;D

Hinaot nga way laing kawatkawat nga dokdok nga imong ikalipay ugma damlag... ;D
#78738
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mag-ampo Kita -OrImOs
July 04, 2010, 01:48:23 PM
Quote from: islander on July 04, 2010, 12:53:16 PM
manulonda na lang, palihog, mga kaigsoonan ko.  ayaw lang intawon nang manluluwas kay, na, mahiluna unya ta sa himaya nga wa sa oras... pero, jawaa ba oy, jati baya gyod mong mga kayasa mo. ;D 
Quote from: bugsay on July 04, 2010, 01:43:26 PM
.....ug nang gawas na ang mga malumo nga mga pulong.......kayamat!! ;D

He he, kanay gijawaan nga wa kapugngi... ;D
#78739
Quotable Quotes / Re: CHARACTER OR REPUTATION?
July 04, 2010, 01:17:16 PM
Quote from: bugsay on June 22, 2010, 03:53:55 PM
kuyaw sab ang police character >:(

Sama ani?





;D


#78740
Quotable Quotes / Re: Seeing An Angel
July 04, 2010, 12:59:36 PM
Quote from: AsPo on April 20, 2010, 05:18:29 PM



kini pod usa gapa cute.

Cute jud tinuod, oi... ;D
#78741
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
July 04, 2010, 12:53:59 PM
Quote from: bugsay on July 04, 2010, 11:47:59 AM
"kaon kon gigutom" ;D
"inum kon giuhaw"
"kokak kon kakokakon" ;D
#78742
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
July 04, 2010, 12:51:05 PM
Minantikaang isda balihon jud.
#78743
Quote from: bugsay on July 04, 2010, 11:45:56 AM
yagyag
yogyog
yo-yo ----nagka -yungit lang ;D

He he, yagyag yogyog yasgub... ;d
#78744
Quote from: islander on July 03, 2010, 05:36:58 AM

MLJ: Ginoo kong mga bataa mo! Puros sex naas inyong wave length. Unsay gipaka-on sa inyong Mama ninyo? Lansiao?

STD: Ma’am!

MLJ: O, Sarah.

STD: Unsa diay nang lansiao, Ma’am? Ganahan lagi akong Lolo ana, Ma’am.

MLJ: Mamauli ta! Dismissed na mo!


Unsa man tuod ning lansiao? Mao ni ang salins hulbot? ???
#78745
Love Talk / Re: Gugmang Gaorot-orot Dali Mahurot?
July 04, 2010, 12:40:00 PM
Quote from: islander on July 04, 2010, 11:12:38 AM
di ko motuo kun magkayungit na man lang.  gaorot-orot, unta imo ipatabot?  mas motuo pa ko sa iring nga nagsista. ;D

Kon laing linalang, aber? Sama ani?





;D


#78746
Love Talk / Re: Gugmang Gaorot-orot Dali Mahurot?
July 04, 2010, 12:36:41 PM
Quote from: bugsay on July 04, 2010, 10:59:22 AM
Gugmang Gaorot-orot Dali Mahurot
magpurotpurot kon iagi sa lubot...


Kon ang gugma adto na gani moagi sa lubot
Sabta lang kay langit na jud niana ang nagbuot.

;D
#78747
Jokes and Humor / Re: Kini ang akong suliran
July 04, 2010, 12:30:27 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on July 03, 2010, 05:00:23 AM
Kini ang Akong Suliran:

Unsaon diay ang pag kuan kuan...
Mao na akong suliran..

Bugsay hubara kining suliran.. ;D ;D

Maghintay ka ng sandali, Mist. Naghuhubad pa si Bugsay... ;D
#78748
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mag-ampo Kita -OrImOs
July 04, 2010, 12:28:20 PM
Quote from: bugsay on July 04, 2010, 11:43:31 AM
gipamulong mo pa.. ;D

Jati ra, he he. Mora mag tirada sa Manluluwas... ;D
#78749

Here. Just plain lovely!





;D


#78750
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on June 09, 2010, 12:11:21 AM
3. Stonefish
This one nearly tops the list for two reasons: It's the most venomous fish in the world, and it's a master of disguise, hiding in plain sight on the seafloor, looking like any other rock.

The stonefish doesn't attack, but you don't want to step on it. Its spines are used as defense against sharks and other predators. The venom can cause temporary paralysis and death if not treated.

Di ba mao ba ni ang bantow, ang favorite fish ni Kerst ug Aspo? ???

#78751
Quote from: windgate on July 04, 2010, 11:35:00 AM
y lami
y nada
y buot
y kuarta
y batasan
y lubot
y uyab
y ayo
;D ;D ;D

Ya ha ha. TY. Mayabag man pud ta anig di oras! ;D
#78752
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
July 04, 2010, 11:43:47 AM
Quote from: bugsay on July 04, 2010, 11:29:35 AM
romantic diay ang kanahan? ;D

Bwahaha, ningtumaw ang romanticaan!
#78753
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mag-ampo Kita -OrImOs
July 04, 2010, 11:41:30 AM
Quote from: bugsay on July 04, 2010, 11:37:20 AM
naay maajong pagpasabot si ms isles, ana'ng jawa ug jati....ambot ug asa ra to nga topic. ;D
pero pwede man sab ug ilibkas to niya'g balik diri. ???

Mao ba? Gitubag diay niya ang pangutana sa bangiitang tigpatin-aw
Nga walay giliatan sa tanang hilisgotan dinhi sa diyotay tang lim-aw.

;D
#78754
Jokes and Humor / Re: Like Doctor, Like Dog
July 04, 2010, 11:38:06 AM

He he, lain pud ang stimulus sa classical conditioning nga si Dr. Pavlov mismo ang subject... ;D
#78755
Quote from: Kerstin on June 28, 2010, 04:43:54 PM
hala mora lagi kag color ni froggy Manoi Huboi...very GREEN  ;D

Natakdan na ko ani, permi man gud kong masugamak sa V&P... ;D
#78756
Jokes and Humor / Re: Love Me For What I Am
July 04, 2010, 11:33:04 AM
Quote from: Kerstin on June 28, 2010, 03:57:36 PM
Bwahahaha kuyaw kaau kag ANALized Ms.Isles  8)

my guess: perting huboga ana nya unja gikaboangan sa mga berks gisuotan ana nga sanina
tungod ky hubog kaau as in..bisan unsa ila gibuhat nagpatara ra gyod sya duh..
mao na gipalingkod nila sa chair unja gi psoing ing ana..ala lang japon makamatikod  ;D
bisan giunsa nila ligid ug tigwang nag nga-nga lang japon ag katog..mao na ;)

jogorms -yarok pa..! ;D

Wa kaha tawon ni sija ma-LOBOTomy? ;D
#78757
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mag-ampo Kita -OrImOs
July 04, 2010, 11:30:32 AM
Quote from: bugsay on July 04, 2010, 11:21:16 AM
ajaw pugsa kay unja'g majawaan nang jawaa.. ;D

Bwahaha, jawa o jati? Unsay kalainan aning duha? Please explain... ;D
#78758
yawerds
#78759
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
July 04, 2010, 11:26:39 AM
Mag-ilaray usahay, ma-ugayay kanunay. ;D
#78760
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
July 04, 2010, 11:24:50 AM
Quote from: bugsay on July 04, 2010, 11:17:32 AM
kilawin nga kongresista? unsa kaha'y color sa iyang panit? ;D

Panit niya tabunon sama sa atoang tanan, pero modagtom kini kon gihimo nang kilawin... ;D
#78761
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
July 04, 2010, 11:16:21 AM
Basin otro diayng mangingilad.
#78762
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
July 04, 2010, 11:15:19 AM
Quote from: bugsay on July 04, 2010, 10:54:22 AM
kilawin nga karneng kabaw lami pod, pero gahi lang labi na'g iapil ang panit.. ;D

Panit sa kabaw parehas kabaga sa nawong sa usa ka kongresista nga lami himoong kilawin... ;D
#78763
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Pagpaminaw sa mga Baki
July 04, 2010, 11:04:15 AM

Pagpaminaw sa mga Baki
Listening to the Frogs


Sa beranda, ubos sa nataran sa munisipyo,
In the patio, below the town hall’s garden,

Paminawon ko ang panag-istorya sa mga baki.
I will listen to the conversation of the frogs.

Nahimuot ako sa ilang kukabildo,
I am amused by their talk.

May panahong nagkadungan,
At times, they talk at the same time,

Daw nagkontes, palabwanay,
As if in a contest, trying to outdo each other.

Usahay tinagsa nga tubagon dayon sa uban.
Sometimes one talks and the others reply.

May panahong hilom sila,
There is a time when they are silent.

Nakamatikod seguro nga may naminaw
Maybe they noticed that someone is listening

Ug nakasabot sa ilang panglibak.
And understands their gossips.

Apan may lahing pagbating migakos
But there is a different feeling embracing

Sa akong dughan.
My chest.

Dili ko tiwason ang pagpaminaw.
I will not continue listening.

Milupad ang akong panan-aw
My eyes flew

Sa haw-ang nga kahigaran,
To the bare hills,

May pipilang falcatta,
The few falcattas,

Nagpalayo sa mga gomang bag-ong nanalingsing,
Stands far from the rubber trees newly budding.

Ang ilang dahon, lunhawng kwaknit,
Their leaves are like green bats,

Nagbitay sa kasangahan.
Hanging in the branches.

Abri pa ang mga bintana sa mga balay
Still open are the windows of houses

Nga nangandam sa kagabhion.
Preparing for the evening.

Abo ang langit. Gihuyop na ang mga dag-om.
The skies are gray. The black clouds are blown away.

Sa may duol, nagtalay ang mga million flowers:
Nearby, the million flowers stand in rows.

Rosas, gladiolos sa hagdanhagdang hardin.
Roses, gladiolos in terraced gardens.

Bulok sa kinabuhi ang mga million flowers---
The million flowers reflect life’s colours---

Asul, lila, pula, maroon, balaw.
Blue, pink, red, maroon, brown.

Urot pula ang mga rosas.
The roses are orange.

Dalag ug kahel ang mga gladiolus
The gladioli were yellow and orange,

Bugnaw ang huyohoy.
The winds are cold.

Paspas ang tinubagay sa mga baki
The questions and replies of the frogs were fast.

Bahin sa ilang kasinatian
It is about their experiences

Kaniadto ug karon.
Before and today.

Naminaw ko
I listened.

Apan dili, dili ko ipanabi
But no, I will not talk

Ang ilang mga sugilanon.
About their stories.


EL CUEZON
March 21-22, 2005
Concepcion, Misamis Occidental

http://hubadbisaya.blogspot.com/2009/03/pagpaminaw-sa-mga-baki.html
#78764
Love Talk / Re: Gugmang Gaorot-orot Dali Mahurot?
July 04, 2010, 10:55:48 AM
Tuo ka.

Ang gugma dali mahurot
Kon kini kuwang sa duot.

;D
#78765

by Franklin Pierce Adams



Sullen, grimy, labouring person,
      As I passed you in my car,
I could sense your muffled curse on
      It and me and my cigar;
And though mute your malediction,
      I could feel it on my head,
As in countless works of fiction
            I have read.


Envy of mine obvious leisure
      Seemed to green your glittering eye;
Hate for mine apparent pleasure
      Filled you as I motored by.
You who had to dig for three, four
      Hours in that unpleasant ditch,
Loathed, despised, and hated me for
            Being rich.


And you cursed me into Hades
      As you envied me that ride
With the loveliest of ladies
      Sitting at my dexter side;
And your wish, or your idea,
      Was to hurl us off some cliff.
I could see that you thought me a
            Lucky stiff.


If you came to the decision,
      As my car you mutely cussed,
That allottment and division
      Are indecently unjustâ€"
Labouring man, however came you
      Thus to think the world awry,
I should be the last to blame you …
            So do I.
#78766
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mag-ampo Kita -OrImOs
July 04, 2010, 10:39:27 AM
Quote from: ms da binsi on June 30, 2010, 09:36:36 PM
wahahahha! makabasa tong "kuan" ani pangadyean jud tag duha ka page ani nga puro paste prayers!!!

Pugong jud, Botoy! Ajawg sumpay!

:-X
#78767

Diay amaw nga nagpatan-aw sa iyaha... :P

#78768
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
July 04, 2010, 10:15:23 AM
Quote from: vhinz08 on July 02, 2010, 11:07:50 PM
Gabii na command deãr.   ;D

Nagmatag buntag si kumander... ;D
#78769
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
July 04, 2010, 10:12:02 AM
Quote from: bugsay on July 03, 2010, 11:06:28 PM
kagiron nga iro ang gi dubduban ug gikagisan ang panit, pagkahuman gipaksiw ug gihimong pulotan ang crispy nga panit... ;D

Panit sa iro lami himoon nga kilawin bisan pag kagiron... ;D
#78770
Quote from: vhinz08 on July 03, 2010, 06:26:24 PM
ahong service part.

Service chicks... ;D
#78771
Unsay kalainan sa balut ug itlog?

Ang balut, ang balhibo naa sa ilawom.
Ang itlog, ang balhibo naa sa gawas!

;D
#78772
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 04, 2010, 08:53:49 AM
Sakto si Windgate ipakapon kay medyo may pagka uwagon man diay este pareha sa iring ug iro nga gikapon tambok jud.hehehe

He he, bitaw ang mga iring ug iro namo nga gikapon nanambok jud tanan... ;D
#78773
Quote from: windgate on July 04, 2010, 08:01:42 AM
ipakapon bai hubs.  hahahaha!


Bwahaha! Mao bitaw ni akong joke niya. Kadaot kay it defeats the purpose kay magpatambok man siya para mosugot iyang uyab nga maminyo na sila. Paet. :P
#78774
Quote from: lolongmendez on July 03, 2010, 11:11:09 PM
Mura diay ni ug ako sa una. Niwang, unya ug manguyab ingnon lang nga tulog kay aron mo tambok.
Bitaw ang akong solution ang gym ra jud. I regularly go to the gym (PRT, bodybuilding).
I build muscles and my weight increase from 48 to almost 60 kilos. Although by weight dili kaayo dako ang increase but my body size have a great difference than before.

Do it regularly for at least six months and you will see the result.


Salamat sa tambag, Bay Lolong. Ako siyang agnihon sa gym. Kadaot lang kay tungod sa katihik aning bataa basig akoy makabayad ani, he he.
#78775
Hala! Red dots lagi akong nakit-an nag-blink! ???
#78776
Science and Research / Re: Hybrid Animals
July 03, 2010, 12:39:37 PM
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 03, 2010, 12:09:44 PM
Daan pa ko Toy naa napud nang imong baki. Frog fetish!

Kini kaha...





;D
#78778
Quote from: alycxs on July 03, 2010, 10:00:16 AM
Mao na karon, sa ako nay naa sa gawas, wala gyud ko nag-anad ug panghatag2 sa akong mga pariente. Kun motabang man, kana ra gyud suod namo, suod bisan sa kalisod. Period.  Mamatay pa unta sa kalagot tong mga kanahan nga maayo lang mopahimulos sa akong Papa ug Mama sauna. Adto ra nila di manakod !


Tsk, tsk, tsk, sangko sa langit man jud ang kahiubos nga gipahungaw diri...
#78779
Quote from: lindy on July 03, 2010, 10:35:48 AM
mao na imo himuon pulutan ang chicks bai.


He he, mosamot man hinuon kaniwang ang akong amigo kon maohon, Bay Linds, kay ang chicks kay dili man tunlon, tilaptilapan ra man! ;D
#78780
Quote from: alycxs on July 03, 2010, 10:02:09 AM
Thank you !

hmmm.....hub-gon daan. heheheh ! dayun dal-on ug pamista  8)

He he, permi bitaw mi mag-inom. Pero kuyaw man pud kon makainom na kay dili na man makahunahuna og kaon kay chicks na man ang tirada!

:P
#78781
Quote from: alycxs on July 03, 2010, 09:42:31 AM
Karon pa jud ko kabalik.....

pwede magbaylo mi ug lawas ????  ;D  binali nuon akong problema.

Sa tinarongay nga tambag, ingna, pamista sige. Malingaw pa , makalaag pa, motambok pa gyud. See, 3 in 1 kaau.  ;D

Welcome back, Ms. Alycxs. Manggiuwawon man gud kaayo ning akong amigo. Dili gani siya ganahan mokaon kon naay kauban sa lamesa nga dili niya kaila...
#78782
He he, way komo sa hadlok mailhan... ;D
#78783
Bible Study / Re: How Great Is Our God
July 03, 2010, 09:32:09 AM
Quote from: bugsay on June 30, 2010, 11:04:00 PM
Bai Hubs, unsa to'y tuno sa bagting sa simbahan kon dili na virgin or buntis na ang babaye nga gikasal? ;D

Bwahaha. Ako man pud ang imong ipasugamak sa tulibagbag! Pero sa tinuod lang, wa ko kahibawo. Kinsa kahay suheto ani? ???
#78784
Quote from: islander on July 03, 2010, 08:04:17 AM
Yati... Yuna pa... Yabo ahong usa ka kalderong bahaw ani da...

ingon dayon sa inday nga Yungit:

yoy, yudma, yabing-yabing na yod ta, yidto ta yapyaan... ;) 

He he, nagkayungit lang uroy...

Kanang yabing-yabing mapunta man na sa yuot-yuot... ;D
#78786
Quote from: vhinz08 on July 02, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
Si Sr. Samuel Bilibid atong pangutan-on galatagaw pa man to hangtod karon, kung unsa iyang kasulti ug kasinati sa dihang bata pa sija aning idara 100 yrs old.

Samuel patim-aw daw.  ;D ;D ;D

Imo kong gipangita, agawon?

;D
#78787
He, he...

#78788
yoyot
#78789
Facts and Trivia / Re: Between Your Legs
July 03, 2010, 07:16:52 AM
Pink hole trimmed with black curly gamma rays. ;D

Quantum Apocalypse Between Your Legs
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Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
July 03, 2010, 07:04:51 AM
Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 03, 2010, 02:25:01 AM
Dimolis, matulis, mahilis pulong nga "lis" ang katapusan.

Katapusan, kaimpasan, katibawasan, mga pulong nga "an" ang anaa sa katumoyan, an.  ;D
#78791
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#78792
Quote from: lindy on July 02, 2010, 02:46:06 AM
5 am ky mao na nindot ipangamang.


Sakto, kay nagdamgo og lami ang mga kamangonon anang orasa, sumpayan lang og tinuod... ;D
#78793
Quote from: philippines on July 02, 2010, 03:40:26 PM
BBC News: A Catholic priest in Australia has been sentenced to nearly 20 years in jail for sex attacks on 25 children over nearly two decades.

John Sidney Denham, 67, pleaded guilty to a range of charges relating to attacks on boys at schools in New South Wales between 1968 and 1986.

The judge said his actions "contributed to a culture of fear and depravity".

Denham apologised to the victims and their families, saying he saw himself as a "mere scumbag paedophile".

He was sentenced to 19 years and 10 months in jail for crimes including sexual acts and indecent assaults against boys aged between five and 16 years old. He was ordered to serve a minimum of 13 years and 10 months.

Between 1968 and 1986 pa man diay ang crimes. Hamtong nga diay ang mga biktima. Unsa kaha intawon ang porma sa ilang kinabuhi...
#78794
Quote from: islander on July 03, 2010, 05:00:38 AM
yes, that's why i'm against this.  this curiosity thing can open the gates to knowledge beyond one's maturity to take maturely.

He he, again, by opening the gates of knowledge early one might later on be more prepared to navigate the unforgiving labyrinths of life...

;D 
#78795
Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 02, 2010, 07:05:21 PM
Why Bohol? Our kids are still well behaved until maybe they reached highschool. Dili kaayo expose atong mga kabataan kay close atong family circles. Too much knowledge is dangerous...opening the portal of curiosity.

Well, sometimes opening the portal of curiosity leads to the garden of enchantment... ;D
#78796
Introduce Yourself / Re: Yeah im In
July 03, 2010, 05:58:23 AM
Quote from: islander on July 03, 2010, 04:51:39 AM
unsa kahang kabineta no?  grocery cabinet?  shoe rack?

Steel safe ko, oi, dili ordinary cabinet, bwahaha! ;D
#78797
Introduce Yourself / Re: Yeah im In
July 03, 2010, 05:56:22 AM
Quote from: AsPo on July 02, 2010, 10:56:05 PM

sagdi lang mawala si Botoy basta ibilin eyaha nga sinelas dani ha ha ha


Bwahaha! Tigtiniil ra baja ko, Asp, ang ahong ibilin kay way lain kon dili mga tunob sa baybayon nga papason ra usab sa pintas nga taob...

;D
#78798
Introduce Yourself / Re: Yeah im In
July 03, 2010, 05:52:05 AM
Quote from: bugsay on July 01, 2010, 04:00:51 PM
kanus-a kaha mo IN si Hubag......mura namang ug usa na ka tuig sukad sa iyang pagbiya..... ;D

Bwahaha! Maayo ning panagsaan na lang, Bay Bugs, basin daghan nang naglagot magtan-aw sa atong avatar nga permi lang motumaw. Maparehas unya ta anang uban nga laktaw-laktawan na lang, he he... ;D 
#78799
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: When I Think of You
July 03, 2010, 05:48:45 AM
Quote from: mistyeyed on July 03, 2010, 04:44:29 AM
When I think of you,makaingon jud ko,kalooy intawon pod nimo..tan-awa karon wa jud nimo siya ma imo kay unsaon nga hinulaman ra to siya nimo..maayo jud nang tinuod nga imo aron imong kalipay completo.

He he, mao ni ikasulti sa usa ka binuhat nga hingpit ang kalipay... ;D
#78800
Family & Parenting / Re: Nganong Lami Magminyo?
July 03, 2010, 05:45:56 AM
Quote from: mistyeyed on July 03, 2010, 04:56:07 AM
Lami jud lagi ang mamenyo kay makatilaw kag parat parat,aslom aslom ug tam-is tam-is nga experience... ;D ;D

Hala, nitunga na pus si Inday Misty human sa pipila ka buwan nga pagpailawom sa nagpungasi nga mga bawod sa kaminyoon!

Kumusta, Mist. Ngiga, hatag man dayon og testimonial... ;D