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#78301

Science and Research / Re: Fish Can Talk

July 16, 2010, 04:10:03 PM

If fish can talk, then frogs can lecture...

#78302

Science and Research / Re: Guide to Perfect Handshake

July 16, 2010, 04:08:43 PM

Quote from: philippines on July 16, 2010, 10:43:14 AM

Beattie's steps to the perfect handshake, for both men and women, are: use the right hand; a complete grip and a firm squeeze (but not too strong); a cool and dry palm; approximately three shakes, with a medium level of vigour, held for no longer than two to three seconds.

Approximately three shakes? Wats dat? Can you please explain, Philippines my Philippines?

#78303

Health and Food / Re: Are you taking multi-vitamins?

July 16, 2010, 04:01:40 PM

Quote from: hofelina on July 16, 2010, 02:15:15 PM
this will not help, a research in London proved that! Simply eat fresh vegetables and fruits.

Yes! And if you're above 40, add a shot of whisky a day...

#78304

Question and Answer / Re: Ever been to a strip club?

July 16, 2010, 03:58:45 PM

Quote from: Chongki on July 16, 2010, 03:57:30 PM
yes

He he, unsa man Bay Chongks, kada adlaw? As in, daily splurge?

#78305

Facts and Trivia / Re: Between Your Legs

July 16, 2010, 03:57:11 PM

Octopussy between your legs

#78306

Question and Answer / Re: Ever been to a strip club?

July 16, 2010, 03:52:04 PM

Quote from: taga tigbao on July 16, 2010, 02:52:04 PM
Bwahahahaha. Mao, naa pay specifications as to who ang kuhaon ug itable. Tungod kay suki na sunod dajun tanang gusto.

He he, mora diayg kinsang haria...

#78307

Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?

July 16, 2010, 03:48:39 PM

Red snapper sashimi with shochu.

#78308

Introduce Yourself / Re: What is Your Present Profession?

July 16, 2010, 03:41:18 PM

Quote from: islander on July 15, 2010, 08:29:41 PM
what a lovely place...

You can checkout any time you like
But you can never leave...

#78309

Introduce Yourself / Re: Hello, Newbies!

July 16, 2010, 03:34:20 PM

Quote from: islander on July 15, 2010, 08:35:37 PM

thanks, hubag aka botoy. whatchamatcha? whatcha doin' on the lily pad? you had one too many?

He he, I'm actually speaking for someone else...

#78310

Talk of the Town / Re: Number of Cigarette Smokers in the Philippines

July 16, 2010, 03:30:27 PM

Quote from: Lollapalooza on July 16, 2010, 03:22:21 PM
it's true...ang inahan nagtan-aw lng nga ang iyang anak ginatudluan sa mga silingan, suguon sa iyang bana palit yosi plus sindihan daan unya 2-yr old pa ang bata..kung makahigayon ka watch the episode of i.witness (GMA) "SMOKIDS"

Grabe. Similarly, diha mi silingan sauna nga batang babaye nga akong kaedad, perming pasul-obon sa inahan og two-piece kunohay unya lipstickan, paposingposingon morag model. Matay, pagdako nahimong burikat. Paet...

#78311

Philippine Daily News / Re: Pro or Anti Birth Control?

July 16, 2010, 03:24:54 PM

Quote from: Lollapalooza on July 16, 2010, 03:04:52 PM
libog na man ka daan sir hubs....aw,...hehehehehe

He he, sabagay. Sungayan pa jud...

#78312

Talk of the Town / Re: Number of Cigarette Smokers in the Philippines

July 16, 2010, 03:17:47 PM

Quote from: Lollapalooza on July 16, 2010, 03:08:37 PM
mga smokers karon kay nagka anam ug kabata...i saw the I.witness episode...ang parents pa mismo motudlo sa bata kay kuno entertaining daw tan.awon...

Mao ba, Ms. Lolla? Sobra na pud ka-iresponsable mga ginikanana...

#78313

Facts and Trivia / Re: Alphabetical Names of Places In The World

July 16, 2010, 02:44:43 PM

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 12:53:33 PM
Nyur, ms isles, palataya nalang ko ninyo/g alamri nga naay kajo sa ubos.....ayaw lang ko'g pasayawa.

Sigi, Bay Bugs, ikay kanta akoy sayaw--basta paresan kong Ms. Isle...

(Mangita lang tag mo-volunteer og latay sa alamri...)

#78314

Question and Answer / Re: Ever been to a strip club?

July 16, 2010, 02:40:10 PM

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 02:16:27 PM
adtong May nakasulod ko.....
gikabaay-an man ko dayon kay wa pa kaayoy tawo...sayo pa diay kaayo.
giingna man ko.."hikapa ra gud sirrrrr...wa man na'y hapin"

He he, temprano diay ang binugsayay...

#78315

Question and Answer / Re: What talent do you wish you'd been born with?

July 16, 2010, 02:36:47 PM

Quote from: Lollapalooza on July 16, 2010, 02:34:21 PM

hahahaha bitaw noh...lisud jud ning mamakak nga direct to the face..

He he, maayo unta kon inborn talent, kay lisod ning ato pang tun-an. Hinuon, kon maningkamot lang...

#78316

Talk of the Town / Re: Number of Cigarette Smokers in the Philippines

July 16, 2010, 02:34:02 PM

Naa ba kahay smokers diri sa TB?

#78317

Philippine Daily News / Re: Pro or Anti Birth Control?

July 16, 2010, 02:32:38 PM

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 10:30:13 AM
unsa may pasabot aning birth control...ug asa man sab magsugod?

Wa pud diay kay hanaw ani nga topic, Bay Bugs? Ako bitaw, palagi lang nalilibog...

#78318

Question and Answer / Re: What talent do you wish you'd been born with?

July 16, 2010, 02:29:09 PM

Hmm... Lying with a straight face?

#78319

Question and Answer / Re: What keeps you awake at night?

July 16, 2010, 02:27:20 PM

Quote from: Lollapalooza on July 16, 2010, 02:18:00 PM
fantasies...aw...(joke) .... kuwan bitaw kanang what would be my future...

He he, nindot ning fantasies kay nindot ang katulog pagkahuman...

#78320

Question and Answer / Re: Do You Keep Pictures of Your Loved Ones In Your Wallet?

July 16, 2010, 02:17:09 PM

Quote from: philippines on July 15, 2010, 11:15:21 AM
Do You Keep Pictures of Your Loved Ones In Your Wallet?

Of course! All the time!

#78321

Question and Answer / Re: What's a life lesson you learned the hard way?

July 16, 2010, 02:15:55 PM

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 12:42:54 PM
if i happen to have the brains (ugh!) it does not mean that the rest are dumb.

He he, interesting. Hmm... So, what happened? I mean, how hard was the hard way?

#78322

Question and Answer / Re: Have you ever thought about a world without clocks?

July 16, 2010, 02:12:41 PM

Quote from: taga tigbao on July 16, 2010, 01:52:48 PM
Hingudto nga pagkuan. Nyahahahaha.

Nawong sa banana republic pakakita sa hingudtohan.

- ang nawong sa hingudtohan nga nagdalag come here...

#78323

Question and Answer / Re: Ever been to a strip club?

July 16, 2010, 02:10:16 PM

Quote from: taga tigbao on July 16, 2010, 01:56:35 PM
dili jud intawon masipyat. May schedule jud ang pagbisita.

Bwahaha! Naay lista sa performers with corresponding schedule?

#78324

Question and Answer / Re: First thing you wash in the shower?

July 16, 2010, 02:08:44 PM

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on July 16, 2010, 02:01:24 PM
pasmo ang resulta ani. in a worst case scenario, beri-beri.

Kon gikan nga nag marathon dukdok sa TB, pasmo jud ang mga tudlo. (Maajo gani kay duha ray gamiton, bwahaha!)

#78325

Question and Answer / Re: First thing you wash in the shower?

July 16, 2010, 02:06:37 PM

Quote from: taga tigbao on July 16, 2010, 01:58:18 PM
Ang aho Bay Hubs kay depende ug kinsay kauban sa shower.

He he, kon maohon, Bay Tigs, basin ang una nimong hugasan mao ang usa ka importanteng parte sa lawas sa imong kauban...

#78326

Jokes and Humor / Re: Fat is fabulous

July 16, 2010, 02:03:55 PM

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 10:17:46 AM
sugot na lang ko ani kay sa ingnon ug:

nanambok lagi ka, nidako imong tiyan, mura'g baki....nyahahahaha

He he...

#78327

Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence

July 16, 2010, 01:45:47 PM

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 12:32:15 PM
last i heard, yes.

How are you, girl...

#78328

Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!

July 16, 2010, 01:40:33 PM

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 01:11:50 PM
apil man gyod kuno tang tanan kun magtinabangay ug ampo, matod pa sa atong catholic credo. mao nga amigaha gyod pod ug maayo si raquelproud kay expert to sa yamyam ug amigohag siguro si lorenz kay expert siya sa bible.

Bible experts are interesting people.

#78329

Question and Answer / Re: Do you consider your childhood a happy one?

July 16, 2010, 01:33:52 PM

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 01:26:10 PM
awhong mata halang, awhong utok katulgon, pasayloa na lang god ko god. tulog na lang usa ko... bye-bye for now, blackbirds.

Kaluoy pud... Sweet dreams, Ms. Isle!

#78330

Question and Answer / Re: What keeps you awake at night?

July 16, 2010, 01:32:09 PM

Kaluoy sa tulo ka worrier, above...

Ako?

He,he...

#78331

Question and Answer / Re: Ever been to a strip club?

July 16, 2010, 01:26:05 PM

Susmaryosep! Of course not!

#78332

Question and Answer / Re: First thing you wash in the shower?

July 16, 2010, 01:25:16 PM

Hmm. Depende unsay kataposang gibuhat sa wala pa mag-shower...

#78333

Question and Answer / Re: Describe your fighting style: drunken master or angry monkey?

July 16, 2010, 01:24:25 PM

Quote from: philippines on July 15, 2010, 04:58:44 PM
Describe your fighting style: drunken master or angry monkey?

Hmm... Drunken monkey?

#78334

Question and Answer / Re: Have you ever thought about a world without clocks?

July 16, 2010, 01:23:02 PM

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 01:19:19 PM
dako ang ngisi ayy...ting kuan na seguro ...........ting nap..hehehe

Nap? Nga sa Binisaya pa, hingudto?

#78335

Question and Answer / Re: Do you consider your childhood a happy one?

July 16, 2010, 01:21:13 PM

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 01:15:41 PM
unsaaaa? wa ka motubo?

Nitubo, oi. Nidako man pud gani.

Bitaw, the memories are still fresh, is what I mean...

#78336

Question and Answer / Re: Do you consider your childhood a happy one?

July 16, 2010, 01:18:49 PM

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 12:46:25 PM
akong pasabot nga labihay nakong kalipay magsud-ong sa mga nangaging panahon sa pagkabata....although nagtan-aw nga way nakita pero ang lakra sa pahiyom mauy mopamatuod.
G nimo ms isles?...heheheh

He he, morag wa kasabot sa pulong "labihay" nis Ms. Isle, Bay Bugs. Duda lagi ko nga didto ni nagdako sa dapit nga naay daghang awhong...

#78337

Question and Answer / Re: Do you consider your childhood a happy one?

July 16, 2010, 01:14:05 PM

Quote from: philippines on July 16, 2010, 11:51:09 AM
Do you consider your childhood a happy one?

I enjoyed my childhood immensely. In fact, I'm still enjoying it until now...

#78338

Inspiration & Hope / The Goat and the Vine

July 15, 2010, 01:32:14 PM

A Goat was straying in a vineyard, and began to browse on the tender shoots of a Vine which bore several fine bunches of grapes. "What have I done to you," said the Vine, "that you should harm me thus? Isn't there grass enough for you to feed on? All the same, even if you eat up every leaf I have, and leave me quite bare, I shall produce wine enough to pour over you when you are led to the altar to be sacrificed."

#78339

Inspiration & Hope / Re: Aesop's Fables

July 15, 2010, 01:28:07 PM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on June 20, 2010, 07:11:24 PM
Absolutely. Until now I still remember stories like Juan Tamad, Ang Pagong at Matching etc which to me are similarly plotted with Aesop. Aesop's fables, remind us of simple yet basic principles in human existence.

Yes, the short, short stories really hit the nail on the head.

#78340

World Daily News / Re: Solar Eclipse

July 15, 2010, 11:23:20 AM

He he, makalingaw pud ang lantugi diri kabahin sa solar eclipse...

#78341

Bohol Directory / Re: 10 Things we should know about the tarsier

July 15, 2010, 11:21:19 AM

Naa gani tarsier sa Kongreso...

#78342

Bohol Directory / Re: Why is Bohol viewed as a poor province?

July 15, 2010, 11:20:08 AM

Quote from: hofelina on July 14, 2010, 05:26:47 PM
I think more of humbleness instead of the typical character of Ilonggos.

Ngano bitaw nga tikalon ang kadaghanan nila. Hinuon, naa may pipila ka Bol-anon nga otro pud...

#78343

Weird and Extreme / Re: The Big Hunt

July 15, 2010, 11:17:26 AM

Daghan man gud ang namakasyon ron, mao nga namingaw ang TB.

#78344

Weird and Extreme / Re: The Big Hunt

July 15, 2010, 11:15:37 AM

Quote from: bugsay on July 15, 2010, 11:04:29 AM
asa na kaha ang nakadakop ani?.....namingaw man ang TB....gisumsoman nga seguro ni?

He he, ang paa lang daan ani dako pa sa lechon baboy...

#78345

World Daily News / Re: Solar Eclipse

July 14, 2010, 09:30:17 PM

Quote from: islander on July 14, 2010, 09:27:12 PM
dayon naay nidanguyngoy ug tubag, 'si bugsaaaayyy ug si hubaaaaggg...'

Hala! Ang ensaymadang tubol! It's alive!

#78346

Jokes and Humor / Re: Fat is fabulous

July 14, 2010, 09:28:38 PM

Quote from: cujo on July 14, 2010, 09:20:03 PM
Ohh...Your dearly missed Heget? hehehe

Oh, yes, that frog is goddess enough, and I'd say I'm speaking for a good number of members who strangely miss the fertile mind and the learned croaking...

#78347

World Daily News / Re: Solar Eclipse

July 14, 2010, 09:20:33 PM

Quote from: bugsay on July 14, 2010, 09:01:50 PM
da'ng pamundak sa tiil sa tumang pagmahay kon nganong naghinakog ug kaon sa bayabas anang adlawan pa...

Sa tantong pamundak sa tiil natumban hinuon ang tubol nga napormag ensaymada nga ang tumoy morag tunggoy-tunggoy nga basa-basa ....

#78348

Facts and Trivia / Re: Between Your Legs

July 14, 2010, 09:05:43 PM

Quote from: bugsay on July 14, 2010, 08:54:29 PM
naay "brokeback" sa pikas topic, nigil-it ang itlog.

He he, The Serpent's Egg between your legs diay to...

#78349

World Daily News / Re: Solar Eclipse

July 14, 2010, 08:58:40 PM

Quote from: bugsay on July 14, 2010, 08:53:01 PM
siya diay to'ng nadunggan nako nga mura'g nag roll call.....?....

Gitubol tingali mao nga nagsigig sangpit sa mga santos...

- nawong sa nangugat og utong

#78350

Question and Answer / Re: Why Do They Put Holes in Crackers?

July 14, 2010, 08:43:29 PM

Quote from: vhinz08 on July 13, 2010, 12:16:37 AM
Bampera nga baki.

Siga pud ra ba ang ilong...

#78351

Jokes and Humor / Re: Fat is fabulous

July 14, 2010, 08:32:53 PM

Quote from: cujo on July 14, 2010, 08:11:08 PM
Hehehe,Now I can say,F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S!

He he, that's for a dearly missed frog...

#78352

World Daily News / Re: Solar Eclipse

July 14, 2010, 08:24:25 PM

Quote from: bugsay on July 14, 2010, 08:13:10 PM
itsahi'g bunot....

Morag nagsugod na man siyag laksi sa gibitbit nga almanake...

#78353

World Daily News / Re: Solar Eclipse

July 14, 2010, 08:02:49 PM

Quote from: bugsay on July 14, 2010, 07:56:59 PM
kalibangon?

Paingon mangilo? $:-\$

#78354

History / Juan Luna's Spoliarium

July 14, 2010, 07:58:35 PM

#78355

Cars and Automotive / Re: Tips on Buying a Car

July 14, 2010, 07:44:59 PM

Quote from: bugsay on July 14, 2010, 07:02:05 PM
magamit ni nako karong panahuna...kay nagplano ko'ng mopalit ug sakyanan...

duha ka buok....akong i breeding... aron mosanay..

Pwede usa ra imong paliton, unya hybrid cars ang imong pasanayon. Ingon ini imong buhaton...

http://i951.photobucket.com/albums/ad358/surikbotoy/carcongress.jpg

#78356

Weird and Extreme / The Big Hunt

July 14, 2010, 07:23:16 PM

#78357

World Daily News / Re: Solar Eclipse

July 14, 2010, 07:08:08 PM

Quote from: islander on July 13, 2010, 12:41:54 AM
naa ra ko sa luyo sa inyong balay. (you can be sure i am not in mars.)

Nagtuwad?

#78358

Jokes and Humor / Re: kamo nay magbutang ug ulohan.... patalastas lang ni..

July 14, 2010, 07:05:12 PM

Quote from: lindy on March 19, 2010, 11:40:38 PM
daghan lagi pero dili na ila kay hubog naman sila wala na sila kalibutan si kumpare na maoy dulog ni kumare. bisag pustahan pa daghan na kayong nahitabo ani.

Aw, way sala ang hubog. Magpinasayloay na lamang...

#78359

Question and Answer / Re: Is there any song you'll never grow tired of hearing?

July 14, 2010, 06:54:07 PM

Quote from: ms da binsi on July 02, 2010, 05:54:39 AM
Sorry this might be so boring for you but this is really what i always have in my iPod.

BOLERO-RAVEL

A favorite of mine, too. Unfortunately for me, I can't seem to dissociate the music from a striptease act I saw years ago.

#78360

Philippine Business News / Re: Storms, Typhoons

July 14, 2010, 06:39:16 PM

Quote from: taga tigbao on July 14, 2010, 05:46:51 PM
Reflection on Typhoon Basyang:
Wa untay namatay ani kung diha pa lamay proper warning and appropriate measures taken.

Not that much has changed since Ondoy.

http://ph.news.yahoo.com/star/20100714/tph-6-laborers-pinned-death-by-collapsed-541dfb4.html

Newly elected President Benigno Aquino III scolded the weather bureau for failing to predict that the storm would hit Manila.

"I hope this is the last time we are all brought to areas different from where we should be," Aquino told officials during a meeting of the National Disaster Coordinating Council, noting that government agencies were relying on the weather bureau for their preparations.

Weather bureau chief Prisco Nilo explained that it takes forecasters six hours to update weather bulletins. The weather bureau has complained of lack of funding and equipment.

--from Associated Press

#78361

Facts and Trivia / Re: Naughty pictures

July 14, 2010, 05:35:56 PM

Dili kaha ni butbot?

#78362

Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence

July 14, 2010, 05:34:40 PM

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 14, 2010, 03:56:47 PM
Mao ni imong porma?

Quote from: islander on July 14, 2010, 05:21:49 PM
sorry, dili, hubs, bugs.

sorry to disappoint you.

Dili ulo ang nidako?

#78363

Facts and Trivia / Re: Words that Start with Letter X

July 14, 2010, 05:30:24 PM

xyalan pud ni, dali ra man tang mahutdan...

#78364

Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Pictures

July 14, 2010, 05:27:16 PM

Tantalizing eyes, kissable lips...

#78365

Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day

July 14, 2010, 05:11:40 PM

Ah, summer vacation!

#78366

Weird and Extreme / Re: Weird hairstyles...

July 14, 2010, 05:00:09 PM

Kini payts para panalipod sa hubon...

#78367

Weird and Extreme / Re: Big Pussy!

July 14, 2010, 04:57:58 PM

Quote from: islander on June 11, 2010, 09:44:49 PM
ajaw pabotoy-botoy dinha, bai hubag. so, one last question: will you be out a while to create another universe?

He he, just came back from close encounters with pussies big and small. Here's a big one:

#78368

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Bisaya-Cebuano Words that Can't Be Translated into English

July 14, 2010, 04:37:50 PM

Quote from: islander on July 14, 2010, 09:23:16 AM
lalim ba. (unsay may english ani, maestro hubs?)

Is it deep?

#78369

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: TUNGAW

July 14, 2010, 04:36:38 PM

Quote from: Bambi on July 14, 2010, 04:26:18 PM
tnxs hubs, perting gjod hasola ikawot ug tungaw...lisod ra ba gjod lugiton...pastilan intawon tong way mga dagom sa ato.
btw...yesteryears, may tungaw ko sa una sa ilok, kanang gikan mi mangahoy...makapungot kay mamukaw sa kakatol...mosamot ug suk-sok inig kuhit na

Mao ni mga dapit nga lisod--sama sa ilok ug itlog, kay dili even ang skin surface, daghang kasuksokan...

#78370

Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence

July 14, 2010, 04:34:47 PM

Quote from: bugsay on July 14, 2010, 04:27:55 PM
naghisgot man gud ug dako...

OT:
diha man gud to'y estorya sa akong ig-agaw nga civil engineer nga ni attend ug seminar didtos Manila...
after sa seminar gi invite sila sa mga supplier ug kaon, ug babaye sab...

karon kay ang usa niya ka kauban sa pikas kwarto saba kuno kaayo:

babaye:wahh.. kadako sa imong dughan, macho...
lalaki : cebuano gud ta day.
babaye: wow..kadako sa imong ot*n.
lalaki: cebuano gud ta day

dayon paghubo sab sa babaye...

lalaki: wow kadako sa imoha dai..
babaye: (ni pahiyom) hehehehe..taga Mambaling bitaw ko sir....

Taga San Roque galing...

#78371

World Cup Football | Fifa Soccer / Re: Octopus oracle picks Spain to win World Cup

July 14, 2010, 04:30:48 PM

Kini super-cute pud...

#78372

World Cup Football | Fifa Soccer / Re: Meet Paul the fortuneteller

July 14, 2010, 04:23:39 PM

Quote from: Bambi on July 14, 2010, 03:55:40 PM
hubs, ajaw tawon kilawa sa Mr. bright Kugita kay...magpatag-an pa ko ug pila katuig nahong dawat sa pension pohon.

He he, ang kilawon kadtong mga kugita nga tabugok, este, bugok, kadtong way mga talent...

#78373

Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: TUNGAW

July 14, 2010, 04:18:05 PM

Quote from: Bambi on July 14, 2010, 04:12:33 PM
...unsa ug gikan dis-a man ning "TUNGAW"?.....is it an insect or....just to keep a boring person busy.....aron lang mangawot?

Insect man kuno ning tungaw, Bambs. Mangita nig parte sa lawas nga hot and moist, adto mosupsop og dugo...

#78374

Facts and Trivia / Re: Between Your Legs

July 14, 2010, 04:15:46 PM

Read My Lips between your legs

#78375

Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!

July 14, 2010, 04:09:35 PM

Quote from: Bambi on July 14, 2010, 03:58:35 PM
....motuskig ahong hinayhay sa kainit karong adlawa

Adlawa ang imong pagbisita kay kon imong gabiihon basin tuskig jamo ang kabajo...

#78376

Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence

July 14, 2010, 03:56:47 PM

Quote from: islander on July 14, 2010, 03:06:05 PM
awhong ulo nidako didto.

Mao ni imong porma?

#78377

Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!

July 14, 2010, 02:58:59 PM

Quote from: islander on July 14, 2010, 02:47:02 PM
kaguran angay lang ug baki; kalooy sa kabajo.

Kabajo nga baje kusog moiktin kon sakjan...

#78378

Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence

July 14, 2010, 02:57:57 PM

Quote from: islander on July 14, 2010, 02:54:56 PM
awhong yutang gidak-an cebu.

Unsay nidako nimos Cebu?

#78379

Facts and Trivia / Re: Naughty pictures

July 14, 2010, 02:57:09 PM

Quote from: bugsay on July 14, 2010, 02:41:25 PM
kon sa akong amahan pa, "bilanggutiman...pak-an ka man diayng dako"

Bwahaha! Gasinaw ra ba! Maayong pagka papel de liha!

#78380

Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence

July 14, 2010, 02:52:27 PM

Quote from: islander on July 14, 2010, 02:49:36 PM
uhong diay, di awhong.

he he he he.

Nagdako kas China, Miss?

#78381

Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence

July 14, 2010, 02:50:38 PM

Quote from: bugsay on July 14, 2010, 02:38:43 PM
german seguro ang awhong?

Aw hong, Ininsik ni.

#78382

Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence

July 14, 2010, 02:47:09 PM

Quote from: islander on July 14, 2010, 02:37:12 PM
sakto ba ko, hubs?

that's what i meant.

Uhong gihapon pero pinahungaw.

#78383

World Cup Football | Fifa Soccer / Re: Meet Paul the fortuneteller

July 14, 2010, 02:45:36 PM

Quote from: hofelina on July 14, 2010, 01:47:53 PM

"I'd love to squeeze a little lemon on him," another at the table said with a giggle

Kini lami butangan og little lemon...

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Facts and Trivia / Re: Naughty pictures

July 14, 2010, 02:40:04 PM

#78385

Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence

July 14, 2010, 02:30:51 PM

Seguradong nia nay usa...

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Facts and Trivia / Re: Dangers in the Deep: 10 Scariest Sea Creatures

July 14, 2010, 02:22:16 PM

Dia ra ang ocean catfish:

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Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence

July 14, 2010, 02:18:39 PM

Uwan ug kilat lang.

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Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!

July 14, 2010, 02:15:51 PM

Quote from: vhinz08 on July 09, 2010, 08:37:49 PM
O.T: O nara Bay Hubs.

Tinud-on unta naho, pero murag disturbo ang trabaho bai hubs, mao ning nag in or out ko.

Ko ko ro ko ko mao kunoy tingog sa salampati, sama nga kokak ang sa baki...

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Philippine Provinces / Re: Pinay Policewoman Shoots Police Husband

July 14, 2010, 01:46:27 PM

Quote from: islander on July 14, 2010, 01:00:14 PM

btw, this does not presume that there aren't abusive wives.

Whereof one knoweth, thereof one speaketh...

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Jokes and Humor / Re: Fat is fabulous

July 14, 2010, 01:33:25 PM

Quote from: cujo on July 14, 2010, 10:40:56 AM
No Ms. Isles wala ko kakita nija.I just like to imagine him blush.A frog blush!

Here's a good enough frog blush (I hope)...

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Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: TUNGAW

July 14, 2010, 01:27:45 PM

Quote from: islander on July 14, 2010, 11:45:42 AM
tubaga una ang akong pangutana (post #89, this thread).

Morag tighuwam man tingali diay kag itlog...

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Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: dalaga noon at ngayon

July 14, 2010, 01:22:38 PM

Quote from: islander on July 14, 2010, 11:40:34 AM
ang dalaga sa una ako.

Emphasis on halok or kumot, or both?

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Bible Study / Re: When you share the gospel, make sure you live the gospel

July 14, 2010, 01:21:03 PM

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 14, 2010, 12:22:37 PM
Basta ikaw na gani mo reply Toy makabahakhak man pud ta ug katawa ug ahat. Tinuod bitaw usahay pud ning preacher kay di mahiujon ijang gihisgutan sa ijang lifestyle. Mag wonder pud bitaw ko sahay. Mosunod man gani ta sa Bibliya kanang way exception tanan sundon hehhehe.

He he, muot man gud ning word nga "hypocrite" kay gigamit man ni ni MDB paghubit sa usa ka linalang...

Bitaw, Raqz, lisod ning mag-preach-preach ta, sama sa pagpunay og hisgot sa kinabuhing Kristohanon unya pagarpar diay kaayo...

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Bible Study / Re: When you share the gospel, make sure you live the gospel

July 14, 2010, 01:15:33 PM

Quote from: bugsay on July 14, 2010, 01:04:28 PM
ingon ani ko kanunay......

Ang dayag:

Ang gililong:

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Question and Answer / Re: Vagina Dentata (Naay Ngipon): Tinuod Kaha Ni?

July 14, 2010, 12:01:38 PM

Dia ra ay...

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Introduce Yourself / Re: Yeah im In

July 14, 2010, 11:58:14 AM

Yehey! Nakalugar kog bisita sa TB ron!

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Introduce Yourself / Re: hi everyone

July 14, 2010, 11:50:21 AM

Quote from: islander on July 14, 2010, 10:24:16 AM
whaaaatttt? who you talkin' 'bout? i'm an animal lover, a rabid follower of animal rights, frogs included! imo akong gisakit, bai hubs.

Oops, sorry, Ms. Isle. Niay akong peace offering, a look-alike frog, if you will:

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Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: TUNGAW

July 14, 2010, 11:41:10 AM

Quote from: farimz on July 14, 2010, 11:30:55 AM
lagi...krn pa ko nakabalik...........

Namingaw baya ang balak-balak sa miaging pila ka bulan...

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Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: dalaga noon at ngayon

July 14, 2010, 11:30:03 AM

Quote from: david on May 18, 2010, 12:19:20 AM
ang dalaga sa una hagkan ang nawong unya komoton ang soso
ang dalaga karon hangkan una a soso unya komoton ang nawong

Quote from: farimz on July 14, 2010, 10:49:10 AM
wahahahahaha ....kalain..

He he, sa dalaga sauna ra maka-relate si Inday Farimz...

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Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: TUNGAW

July 14, 2010, 11:25:56 AM

Quote from: farimz on July 14, 2010, 10:52:55 AM
daghan japon kaau og tungaw sa amoa.....

labina sa lugar sa akong lola.....

mao nga kaplot dli jd mawala....

para og tungaw motapot...

sa kaplot maibot.......

Oi, Ms. Farimz, long time no read!

Ang tungaw nga motapot
Duol sa imong lubot
Sa tanto nimong kalot
Mosamot lang pagdukot.

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