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Ako, feeler.

Lahi pud ang feeler nga mahilig sa hikap, hinol, hilam...

Quote from: bisayantek on June 19, 2007, 10:08:13 AM

Kon ania lang unta si tatay, dili niya pasagdan
Nga moagos ang ulan ug maghimo
Og dalan-dalan paingon sa lapyahan
Ug dugangan ang kaparat sa dagat.

Samot jud kaparat ang dagat kon ang luha ubanan sa sip-on...

Nia ra man diay ni nga thread. Dugay-dugay na jud diay tuod...

Quote from: fdaray on July 17, 2010, 02:13:02 PM
Wla intawon kay way pagi sa among bukid. Labaw na karon kay ma 163 ka.

Ulisi diay tingali ang imong natilawan, Sir FD...

Quote from: islander on July 17, 2010, 02:09:00 PM
you own an altar? 

Yes, altar girl wanted...

Wrong Person to Mug
www.listverse.com





If someone were to ask you who the last person anyone should ever dare to mug is, what name would be your answer? This lister is betting on 80% or better of respondents answering, “Chuck Norris.”

Amazingly, astoundingly, two idiots managed to try just that. It happened in 1994. Norris mentions this whole thing in his autobiography, “Against All Odds.” And, by his testimony, this is what happened. Honest to God, it really happened.

In 1994, right at the beginning of his run as Walker, Texas Ranger, Norris was, and still is, living in Dallas, Texas, where the show was filmed. One day he was walking down the street by himself, no entourage, no fans following him, no bodyguards, not even his wife. He turned a commercial block in the downtown skyscraper area and saw two men a little bigger than he coming straight for him from the other end of the block.

They were staring right at him, and he figured they wanted autographs, which he enjoys signing. So he walked up to them and stopped with a smile, whereupon they stood in front of him, whipped out a couple of large pocketknives, and one of them demanded, “Give me your wallet, Chuck! Give it here!”

Norris actually opened his mouth wide and then asked, “Are you insane!?”

“No! We know who you are! And we know you got a lot of money! Now give it up, or you’re dead!”

Now before we go further, let us just go over a few of the particulars. All jokes aside, Chuck Norris truly does have the following black belts: 1st degree in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 8th Degree Grandmaster in Tae Kwon Do, 9th degree in Jeet Kune Do under Bruce Lee and Lee’s best student, Dan Inosanto, 10th degree in Shito Ryu Karate, 10th degree in Tang Soo Do, 11th degree in Chun Kuk Do.

Granted, the last art is his own concoction, a hybrid of all the best moves he has learned over the years, all blended for both self-defense and competition, and you are only allowed a 10th degree or better in anything when you found your own dojo. But suffice to say, the muggers didn’t even use guns. From a hundred feet away. They used knives within arm’s reach. What happened next was rather anti-climactic.

The police arrived about 4 minutes later, 3 officers in two cars, and were greeted by the scene of two men with SEVERELY broken arms (the bones had gone through the skin) sitting on the curb, two bloody knives in the gutter, and Chuck Norris, the Almighty Himself, leaning against the wall, wearing his beard, jeans, cowboy boots and a cowboy hat….he shrugged at them. The police started laughing so hard that they bent over, holding their sides, unable to put the handcuffs on the muggers. One of them managed to ask, “Did you not know who he was?!”

One of them said, “Yeah, we knew who he was! We figured all that crap on TV was fake!”

Quote from: islander on July 17, 2010, 01:17:54 PM
i'm but an acolyte.

you are the master.

Ah, an altar girl!

Froggy says, "No personal attacks!"

Quote from: islander on July 17, 2010, 01:05:00 PM
good morning (e, good afternoon na diay).  del brocha de papait ala opawit.

hubag, prangka lang, dotrekakin pa ba imong edad?  ing-ana man god ka-green ning mga aswangito nga batan-on.

Oops, walang personalan, Madam. Basin naay Admin nga mo-ban nimo...

Quote from: islander on July 17, 2010, 12:59:13 PM
nagmahay kay buotan diay kuno ko kaayo.  mora kuno kog batasan ni mother teresa.  

Ato kuno ning klarohon. Gilatos ka bisan wala kay sala? A case of mistaken identity?

Quote from: philippines on July 17, 2010, 08:43:55 AM

Malig-on reported that the communists' threat has now reduced to a very insignificant number where they have monitored zero armed rebels, with only political personnel left.

Unsa kaha ka-accurate ang intelligence ani.

Quote from: bugsay on July 17, 2010, 12:38:00 PM
heheheh..
correct...pang Home Office ni siya...
transitional ang dating.

Kanus-a man ni ma-available, Bay Bugs? Naa moy outlet ani sa Pinas?

Quote from: our dream on June 30, 2010, 09:42:44 PM
hahaha,
Cute, but I wouldn't make one of me, maybe my wifes grandfather would stick pins in it!!!!


(I wonder if anyone uses them for voodoo)...

Hmm. That's quite a thought...

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 05:40:09 PM
kun wa ka mabunali sa dalaga sa una,
galing ug di na ka makaeskapo karon.

Dili makaeskapo sa minyo?

Quote from: bugsay on July 17, 2010, 10:54:25 AM
wala pa man nitunga...basin nanungkab?

Nasud-ipan?

Quote from: bugsay on July 17, 2010, 10:50:46 AM
bag-o nga design ni bai Hubs...wa pa'y production....gi offer ni namo sa OFFICE DEPOT in 2D CAD, pero gusto nila'g naay color nga mura na'g actual piece  so i asked our sano nga taga Inabangga nga naa's Indo nagtrabaho to apply this color....ug mao ni resulta...nalingaw ko nagtan-aw so akong gishare diri...

Nindot bitaw ni nga design, half-office, half-home ang dating. Angay kaayo para sa naas opisina nga kon makalugar magsigig dukdok sa TB...

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 10:29:51 PM
iring gibidli?  naay panahon nga ang iring mokusmo ug mopugos ug suka aron mapagawas nila ang gitawag ug 'hair balls' nga ilang natulon ug natapok sa sulod tungod sa inadlaw nilang pagkaligo sa kaugalingon (kanang motilap sila sa ilang lawas aron hinloan). 

Ang iring sungkaban mao tong mahilig sa "hairy balls"...

Cool. Palingkorig hot babe nga nagbilangkad, Bay Bugs...

A favorite reference book in my library is a copy of the U.S. Armed Forces Survival Manual. Every now and then it becomes bathroom fare. But I'm sure reading the book doesn't afford me a good enough inkling of how it really is.

It's worth the risk... 

Hmm... They do? I'm told that I don't. 

Quote from: HAPON on July 16, 2010, 08:40:59 PM
Asa raman ang mga wak wak sa san isidro wana man idungog diri.

Basin tua na magtuwadtuwad sa gawas sa nasod...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 16, 2010, 11:26:49 PM
Fewer and lesser serve our minds better. Things to do are overwhelming and oftentimes the end results are frustrating. Human oh human versus time oh time...why can't we not just naturally move like the hands of the clock.

It's really difficult to draw the line between ambition and contentment, between making the most of life and being thankful for what one has. The need for self-fulfillment can, before one knows it, easily slide into overweening ambition, just as an honest acceptance of one's lot in life can pretty much look like indolence and defeatism. 

So that it can be used as its own example?

Mao ba kaha gihapong mga tawhana ang mopahimulos aning damgoha?

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on July 17, 2010, 02:58:05 AM
mouth to mouth mo sa imong manok diri kong magsukag dugo na sulod sa rweda....

Rweda sa kamatayon alang sa mga manok apan hawanan sa kalingawan alang sa mga tawo...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on July 16, 2010, 11:12:35 PM
oo kaayu kay naa gyud ingon ana akong papa kadtong sa Dipolog pa mi puyo... wala man gud ko ni uli ug paniudto ato kay ddto ko sa akong classmate naniudto...kani laging grade 1 pa ko wa pa buot...gi apas ko sa akong mama ug gilatos sa ikog sa pagi... 

Kausa ra man kaha, Ms. Lolla...

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 10:47:18 PM
tsinelas (aaaahhhh!) sa akong mama, bakos sa akong papa, silhig sa akong maguwang.  nagmahay silang tanan.  

Nagmahay kay wa jud mapanton, sungayan lang gihapon?

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 10:43:28 PM
aw, kun madato kog ahat, why not?  ang kinadugayan motuwad maoy mananaog.

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 11:06:18 PM
bibo diayng tinuwaray ani's TB..

He he, aron dili laayan, magselendron sa lubot og takong...

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 11:01:17 PM
ang napus-an ug apdo, yellow ang panit, nagluya.
ang napus-an ug itlog, blue ang panit, desperado.
ang gipus-an ug apdo, papait.

(i'm calling it a night.  goodnight one and all.  time to turn to my pillow.  over and out...)

Calling it a night? Despues del brocha de papait? Peace and good night, Ms. Isle, he he...

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 10:35:20 PM
wa, salamat.  layo ra kaayo ko ni indiana jones.

Unsa man diay ang gigamit pagkastigo nimo, Ms. Isle?

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 10:18:32 PM
nyahahahha...confirmed gyud nga taga laing planeta?

Mao jud. Unsaon kaha paggamit sa takong para ilo! Morag nag-violin! Bwahaha!

Quote from: philippines on July 16, 2010, 10:26:29 PM
kon mokaon ta ug bisan unsa nga giputos o gibutang sa lata, tan-awon sa gyud una nato ang "expiration date"

He he, caveat emptor o caveat venditor ba kaha ang mo-apply ani...

Naa puy kilawonon nga morag gisukaan nang daan...

Quote from: bugsay on July 13, 2010, 11:26:02 AM
sama sa awit na: "Sa damgo man lang" or kadtong "Nahanaw daw aso".....
sakto si sir FD, nga paukyab ra to sa election....

Kanta na lang ta...

Palad ko unsaon man
Nga ang damgo ko mamalik pa
Niadtong lapyahan nga naghulat
Sa sugilanon
Matamis nga handumon
Ang airport mong patay . . .

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 10:05:44 PM
aw, kaingon man god nakog ang pakaw parte sa lubi parehag bunot.  nangutana ko sa akong banana republic, mais man diay kuno ning pakaw.  takong diay ang ngan sa naa sa akong hunahuna.  sorry.  na, hala, tuwad na mo!  

Sure ka nga takong? Dili ginit?

Quote from: philippines on July 16, 2010, 09:48:39 PM
okay ra mapus-an ug apdo kay matabang pa pero kung mapus-an ug itlog, mawad-an na ta ana ug kalipay.

He he, delikado jud ang itlog, kay bisan malugpitan lang, mawad-an tag gana...

Bahin sa apdo, lahi ba pud tong maawasan?

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 09:57:28 PM

wa diay tawon mobasa atong amigo, nga mas daan pa sa bus ni bai Hubag ning maong topic...

Aw, kon ang iyang sayop maoy taytayan aron mahipunta siya diri sa TB ug makaabit sa pakigsandurot nga atong gisaw-an, OK ra pud...

Di ba sa panahon sa mga Katsila pa man ni?

Unsay kilawon?

He he, mangutana tas mga iring sungkaban...

Lain pud tong napus-an og itlog? 

Quote from: hofelina on July 16, 2010, 08:32:51 PM
Berting klaroha na, basin nisakay ka ug front seat!

Basin front seat ani nga bus!

Quote from: bugsay on July 12, 2010, 11:19:23 PM
tbtk member sab diay ka?......class

Class bitaw ning mga member sa TBTK.  Cool pa jud, parehas ani:  .

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 09:26:44 PM
sige, kay mauwanan gyod mog potot.  ayaw baya mog siyagit ug tawag sa inyong mga nanay ha? 

Gikan jud lagi sa laing planeta nis Ms. Isle. Nganong mag-uwan mag potot?

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 08:30:36 PM
people interested in bible experts are just as interesting.

Interesting maybe, but fascinating they certainly are not. 

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 09:07:47 PM
but either is important.

The master has spoken.

Or should I say...

The mistress has spoken?

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 09:14:25 PM
adto na sab ni's bunot?

Pakaw na pud ang atong iitsa...

Kas jamog tissue... 

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 09:03:11 PM
...samtang nagtuwad si hubag ug si bugsay?

Tua na lagi, gituwad na pud ang estorya...

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 08:56:53 PM
kun libat ang mata mao nga nahalobot imbis nahaaping,
buta tingali ang hinagiban mao nga wa katuod sa sapang hagip-ot.

Kay buta man bitaw. Yet the nursery rhyme goes...

Long long tabilong
Way mata way ilong
Nganong makatunong...

- sama ani, way mata way ilong

Isn't this the theme of Msgr. Brennan's book?

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 08:29:42 PM
hehehe....basin mobalik sab ta ani's tsinilas nga nagka bonbon..

Delikado bitaw, kay adto na pud paingon sa luyo sa balay nga naay nagtuwad...

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 08:28:40 PM
it does, in understanding.

it doesn't, in structure.

Form outweighs content, then?

Hmm... Ngano kahang usahay moliko man paingon sa tai ang kukabildo? 

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 08:15:09 PM
lisod pod bitaw ni'ng wa pa kasuway......ang kandiis sa lubot mauy na rombo.

Ang kandiis sa lubot? Dili kaha
Ang bukana sa hagip-ot nga sapa?

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 08:12:50 PM
so is this complete>>>

but it's no sentence.

Doesn't completeness subsume sentencehood?

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 08:08:21 PM
naalibwag diay tawon mo'g panagan?

He he, way niangkon kinsay author...

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 07:53:38 PM
mao diay na'y nahitabo sa imong first kiss?

Ang utot nadayon pero ang first kiss, wala!

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 07:51:49 PM

pwede'g spartan lang?...bwahahhahaa

Bwahaha! Makatimaho na tingali to ron...

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 07:29:50 PM
wa pa gani nakagunit sa kamot....nisudlot na'ng kanahan.

Mas maayo na lang tingali na kaysa nakautot!

Kon pari gani, kinahanglan misteryoso...

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 07:34:56 PM
di lang iapil ang balikas kay dili maayo sa panan-aw sa mga bata nga makabasa..."kinsa bay nagpaslak ug tsinilas diri nga wa man itak-tak".

Ah, mao diay nagkabonbon kay wa man itaktak. Pero, tabi, unsa may brand?

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 07:28:07 PM
sgnal # 3 diay pod?

He he, uwan sa laway pay imo...

Biggest, smallest... way hinungdan. Ang importante, ang tastiest...

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 07:25:06 PM
disaster...

Nitulo imong sip-on?

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 07:19:42 PM
ma picture nako ang nagsigeg tilap ug nanutho dang pamalikas....

Sample kuno sa pamalikas...

Tsk, tsk, tsk, peligrong mahipos sa Recycle Bin ning tawhana...

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 07:07:27 PM
basin gikan gi hugasan or giligo sa dagat ug nagkabonbon?

He he, mora diay nig tuway nga nagnganga mao nga napitlan og bonbon ang nagduga nga wa-it...

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 07:02:29 PM
naa may old na kaayo nga thread nga naghisgot ug premyo makatravel sa Asia...pero murag ang naghimo ato dugay ra mang ni travel ug wa na mobalik....hehehe

He he, gikan diay tingaling nag time travel si Bay Berting?

Kanindot sa bakasyon! This is the life!

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 06:56:06 PM
tilap-kaon, tilap-kaon...

Matag karon ug unya naay ipanutho...

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 06:51:12 PM
akong gi imagine nga ako ang naghiwa ug nagwiwi..

Bwahaha! Ang thrilling kon unsay mosunod sa pagwiwi...

Quote from: bugsay on July 15, 2010, 02:50:34 PM
way hambugero nga ilonggo.....pero daghang tikalon

way tikalon sa Bohol.....pero naa po'y daghang hambugero

Panagsa ra baya ang akong nailhan. Pero kon mopagarpar pud, lupad tanang tikalon... 

Quote from: bugsay on July 16, 2010, 06:43:57 PM
ganahan ko mokaon ug Durian.....ug kadto po'ng murag durian.

Parehas sa picture nga naay hiwa nga giwiwi?

Welcome sa Tubag Bohol, Bay Bert. Asa diay nga Asian country imong gusto adtoan...

Quote from: Chongki on July 16, 2010, 05:11:48 PM
with matching banging bodies 

...unya apir dayon.

sab - also
sabsab - chomp

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 05:53:52 PM
what is happening here?

sentence ba nang inyo?

Complete thought is expressed...

Maybe we should learn to be content with fewer and lesser accomplishments?

Hmm... Durian!

ES TIEMPO DE VACACIONES
(Mirna Paschetta)

Vacaciones esperadas
para descansar y jugar
en casa, en las sierras,
en la plaza o en el mar.

Vacaciones esperadas
tiempo de celebrar,
el placer de la familia
y su encanto sin igual.

Vacaciones calurosas
para mallas y piletas,
o con tardes muy lluviosas
para dormir largas siestas.

Vacaciones al fin
a disfrutar estos meses...
sin mochilas ni relojes y...
¡Al agua como peces!

Crua crua!

Quote from: taga tigbao on July 16, 2010, 05:06:31 PM
Girl, boy, bakla, tomboy...

Shatong, shomoy, disik, damoy...

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 05:16:00 PM
aw, shalan ba diay.  kaingon nakog mas importante nimo ang tuskig ug tuskiger.

The dumber, the tuskiger!

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 05:23:37 PM
hoy, kamong mga palakuan... 
(mata na baya ko.)

hahaha!  mga hitsurag wa makakuan>>>

Hitsura ni Ms. Isle after her "nap"... >>> 

Quote from: Chongki on July 16, 2010, 05:11:48 PM
with matching banging bodies 

He he, bantay lang basin mangatol imong aping...

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 05:08:26 PM
ahem, so you really want me to say it?  okay, there's the dumb and dumber, and i learned that i belonged to the latter!

Hala, magkasinabot diay ta!

Quote from: Chongki on July 16, 2010, 05:02:56 PM
.... hapit raba mi maghinagbo sa airport. mulamanu baya gyud ko niya.

He he, dapat beso-beso...

He he, wa lagi nisumpay diri... 

Quote from: Chongki on July 16, 2010, 04:56:08 PM
on leave diay ron si someone bai hubs?

He he, lagi, nagmingaw intawon ang payag...

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 04:47:44 PM
i am fine, boy...

Sorry I'm grainy, girl...

Quote from: islander on July 16, 2010, 04:41:00 PM
as in kermit the frog.

He he, parehas diay ani?

Quote from: Chongki on July 16, 2010, 04:26:56 PM
.... sure thing

On all subjects under the sun?

Quote from: islander on June 22, 2010, 10:31:39 PM
inubanan ug cartoon character.

As in, Bugs Bunny?

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. --Seneca

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 15, 2010, 08:55:53 PM
The Missing Jewels

I went out to be a leader, but could not find one following me;
I went out to obey and submit, and leader I became to be!   
I went out to search for a friend, but could not find one out there;
I went out to become a friend, and friends I found everywhere!         
I went out wanting people to serve me, but then, I’m not happy as I can be…           
But when I went out serving them, life's perspective suddenly changed in me!

                  Crystal G

Poet man pud diay ka, Ms. Wolf...

Pwede pud tingali ni, The Found Jewels...

Quote from: islander on July 14, 2010, 09:23:16 AM
lalim ba.  (unsay may english ani, maestro hubs?)

Hmm... Can you feel the love tonight?

Quote from: islander on July 15, 2010, 10:26:27 PM
buno!

Hmm... Cry slaughter?

Quote from: janjan on July 16, 2010, 05:39:23 AM
hala tinuod ne vagina dentata ? ako nahibaw-an kay kana man ila geingon nga di mag-huso unsa tawag na ug penis captivus phenomenom kasagaran mahitabo kana bitaw kon mag sex unja ang baje mora mahadlok mao naay muscle sa vagina nga mo clump mao na di na maghuso di ba naa nahitabo kasagarn kana magkabit mao na ila ingnon dajon nga butangan ug kuan sa pawikan

He he, naa pud kunoy mga baje nga kahibawog voluntary penis captivus, dili buhian ang pikoy kon dili magpakasal nila ang lalaki...

- lalaki nga naungot