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Quote from: islander on July 19, 2010, 02:24:49 PM
congratulations then!  hope you'll enjoy expelling dawins tonight or tomorrow morning.  got to go for my nap.  see you later, with hubag and vhinz, hopefully.

He he, ka-imagine ko sa dawin nga mogawas sa imong lawas, Ms. Isle. Unsa kaha ang dawin nga mosulod...

Quote from: bugsay on July 19, 2010, 04:43:05 PM
likay lang tawon kay basin naay nagdala'g bunal

Laway ang angay kahadlokan, Bay Bugs, dili bunal...

Pastilan ang kinabuhi. Si Paul daghang uyab pero once a day ra ang kaya. Naay uban nga way uyab pero kaya unta bisan kapila pa sa usa ka adlaw. (Mangasangit na lang gud tawon.)

Quote from: Chongki on July 19, 2010, 07:13:12 AM
.... cant imagine.

Bwahaha! Knowing you, Bay Chongks, I take this to mean that you can imagine doing other things to her except marrying her...

Quote from: islander on July 19, 2010, 09:03:44 AM
manipnga, sipnga ang root word.  anything wrong?

He he, aw, sakto man kon ping-ot ang ilong sa gasulti...

Quote from: islander on July 19, 2010, 01:37:39 AM
saging dinung-ag.  three years kong wa kakaon sa gawas aning akong paborito.  nakauli sa bohol kausa, nakahunahunag deposito.  way tindogtindog hapit, from morn to night.  pagkahuman, morag nabondo man tong mga panit sa usa ka nigo.  accounts differ.  para nako, tulo ra ka sipi akong nahurot.  para sa akong brod-in-law, usa ka bulig.  unhappy ending.  nasakit ko pagkahuman.   

He he, pila pud kaha ka dawin ang tubol...

Mao ni ang sitwasyon:


You are an emergency worker that has just been called to the scene of an accident. When you arrive you see that the car belongs to your wife. Fearing the worst you rush over to see she is trapped in her car with another man.

She sees you and although barely conscious, she manages to mouth the words “I’m sorry”…

You don’t understand, but her look answers you question. The man next to her is her lover with whom she’s been having an affair.

You reel back in shock, devastated by what her eyes have just told you. As you step back, the wreck in front of you comes into focus. You see your wife is seriously hurt and she needs attention straight away. Even if she gets attention there’s a very high chance she’ll die.

You look at the seat next to her and see her lover. He’s bleeding heavily from a wound to the neck and you need to stem the flow of blood immediately. It will only take about 5 minutes to stop, but it will mean your wife will definitely die.

If you tend to your wife however, the man will bleed to death despite the fact it could have been avoided.

Who would you choose to work on?


--www.listverse.com

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 09:52:47 PM
Hiwalay na kung hiwalay...ang labada diay to puti sa dekolor.

He he, daghan bayang ander de saya, much more than husbands are willing to admit...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 09:45:28 PM
Gibugtaw sa dagat ang iring nga gibidli.

Gibidli ang iring nga gibugtaw sa dagat.

Quote from: islander on July 18, 2010, 09:41:47 PM
you mean, you can't tell how oppressed this reader is?

I mean, oppressors need the long and sticky tongues they already have. As for the oppressed, spatulate ones will do. 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 09:12:42 PM
Hahahah of course naa gyud mga bajut.... Bibo seguro mag-pakiay-kiay sa barko ang akong mga Sistah no?

He he, never a dull moment tingali para nila... 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 09:06:10 PM
Atoa ang kakusog aron dili ta maulipon, mao na ang tinuod nga gahom sa pakigbisog.

"Pakigbisog alang sa kaayohan sa kadaghanan" maoy gigamit nga slogan sa mga tawo nga sa kapulihay kaayohan lang diay sa ilang kaugalingon ang gibugtaw.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 09:04:30 PM
Most man daw, dili man tanan...

He he, sabagay, naa man gani diay kuno gay seamen...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 07:43:03 PM
Nonetheless, asa ra man ang uban, are we the only one awake?

Awake they are in their separate universes, I guess, pero dili diri sa atoa.

Quote from: islander on July 18, 2010, 12:41:10 PM
tomboy ra man tingali ang ma-reoriented, bai hubs.  kana bang mga dotrekakin nga wa pa makasabot nga di na sila angay mokatkat ug kahoy o makigduwag basketball sa mga silingang laki.  sa mga true-blue lesbian, na, basig ikaw pa ang ma-reoriented.

Hmm. Wala koy hanaw sa fine distinctions. All I know is that they are physically indistinguishable from normal specimens. But come to think of it, there are more than enough of them normal ones...

Quote from: islander on July 18, 2010, 03:24:49 PM

This tongue is neither long enough nor, apparently, sticky enough to withstand the righteous indignation of oppressed readers.

Quote from: benelynne on July 18, 2010, 08:16:21 PM
Barato bitaw kaayo dire Bay Hubs. Dinner of blue marlin and mushroom with oyster sauce, plus an exotic concoction of fruit shake, costs half the dinner I had at this fancy Nivel Hills resto in Cebu two nights ago--and tastes twice as delicious and fresh. I'm enjoying rediscovering our islands on the guise of business.

The guise of business provides an ample enough veil for the eager face of pleasure, Bay Ben. While at it, you might as well pick up a few items for the wife, too...

Quote from: islander on July 17, 2010, 11:07:31 PM
he/she must have reincarnated with a thoroughly grafted skin.

Wa na man mobalik. Basin wa matabang sa autosuggestion...

Quote from: chem2x on July 18, 2010, 07:21:25 PM
ahahaha... magkatawa ko sa hangak na part

Hi, Chemchem. Welcome to TB. Para dili ka makatulog nga busog, dukdok diri sa TB after supper...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 07:57:59 PM
Nganong kalbo daw most seamen from vhinz..

Ah, OK. Pero klaro man ni nga hasty generalization...

Quote from: benelynne on July 18, 2010, 07:53:09 PM
Ha, ha. O ang hunter nahimong hunted. It's odd to be laughing at this now because I am presently in Zamboanga City. I just conducted my business within the hotel premises for the whole day kay murag kulba gyud mogawas-gawas. Surprisingly, there are so many foreigners today in the hotel. This mustn't be such a scary place.

The last time I was in Zamboanga City was a few years ago. I was there a full three days, and moved around and saw and felt some. Much cheaper even than Cebu is what I remember.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 07:37:57 PM
"All out of love I am lost with out you," so melodramatic.

Melodramatic, yes, but all too real nonetheless.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 07:31:39 PM
Naay posibilidad di ba that drilling is not his style?

Morag nawala ko sa passing sa idiom, he he. I hope I get the drift, though.

Hmm. Basin late vocation...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 07:26:26 PM
Sabagay, dili puede nako na pod, pero kung wala ko kasabot unsa na, wala nay pangutana.

Hinuon, mas maayo nga wala na lay pangutana-pangutana...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 07:24:26 PM
Awww mahulog ana, pero mao lagi kining mga lalaki i-blame dayon ang mga babaye sa miserable nilang kinabuhi..some forgot to keep their "d....s" under their pants.

The problem starts there won't you think?

Hmm. Well, what's kept under our pants can't get a good headstart without the connivance of what's kept under your skirts, don't you think?

Quote from: islander on July 18, 2010, 03:32:29 PM
tug-an na lang, paul, nga usahay ang naa sa imong hunahuna si peter.  

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 07:20:23 PM
Basin pod wala siya kahibalo nga fencing diay iyang gusto.

Bwahaha! Wa kahunahuna si Noy Kulas ana da!

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 07:15:14 PM
Long time ago,people used to be so caring and compassionate, now, such attributes were gone by the wind.

Wind comes, wind goes, but life goes on notwithstanding, wounds and scars and all.

Mao ni sample sa alkansiya nga unggoy-unggoy...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 06:34:10 PM
At least first kiss virgin.

Ah, speaking of kisses, Sara Teasdale would say that a kiss is sublime, but a look is probably worth more if it lasts a lifetime...


THE KISS

Before you kissed me only winds of heaven
Had kissed me, and the tenderness of rain -
Now you have come, how can I care for kisses
Like theirs again?

I sought the sea, she sent her winds to meet me,
They surged about me singing of the south -
I turned my head away to keep still holy
Your kiss upon my mouth.

And swift sweet rains of shining April weather
Found not my lips where living kisses are;
I bowed my head lest they put out my glory
As rain puts out a star.

I am my love's and he is mine forever,
Sealed with a seal and safe forevermore -
Think you that I could let a beggar enter
Where a king stood before?


THE LOOK

Strephon kissed me in the spring,
Robin in the fall,
But Colin only looked at me
And never kissed at all.

Strephon's kiss was lost in jest,
Robin's lost in play,
But the kiss in Colin's eyes
Haunts me night and day.

Quote from: Chongki on July 18, 2010, 06:30:01 PM
lata og cooking oil

Baguio?

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 06:38:05 PM
Magmalipayon ang tanan kay mubo ra ang kinabuhi, Enjoy and have fun.

Fun is certainly what we deserve, we who are believers in what is true and beautiful, in sweetness and light, even if life were long.

Quote from: david on June 08, 2010, 03:09:34 AM
magsigi na lang og inom vino, rhum, whisky, cognac para mosamot og kadali

Bitaw, kay sa nasud-ipan sa sabaw ray hinungdan...

Quote from: Bambi on June 25, 2010, 01:10:15 PM
bugs, dili baya sayon ang sakit sa mingaw!!!!
na hala Doy! lilonga na lang una ang imong mga luha diha 

Gililong ni Bugsay ang tubod sa iyang mga luha
Pinaagi sa kinaugalingon nga duwa-duwa.

Quote from: bugsay on June 15, 2010, 12:26:50 PM
luoy tawon pod ang yanong tanod
...
kay tungod sa iyang tim-os nga baruganan
nawad-an intawon siyag panginabuhian
maayong ilansang magtuwad ang kapitan
i-apil ang mayor nga ang pikoy mauy hiktan.

Kawalay puangod pud nimo, Bay Bugsay, sa silot nga imong ipahigayon,
Unsa kaha kon itumod na lang deretso sa impyerno imbis paantuson.

Quote from: islander on July 17, 2010, 01:00:23 PM
sa bunal.

Bunal sa asawa?

Quote from: islander on July 17, 2010, 01:13:20 PM
nanglibak na sad mo?  kalooy sad intawon anang inyong gisumsuman oy.  

Hypothetical ra ang iring, oi. Ang baki maoy real...

Quote from: islander on July 17, 2010, 02:50:38 PM
let me try to transliterate:

unsay buot ipaibot kung ingnon ka: "mora man ka ug gikapus-an ug apdo."
what means have pull out if tell you:  "seems you had burst a bile."

Mapusa bay apdo? Mapusa pay itlog...

Quote from: vhinz08 on June 06, 2010, 10:02:32 PM
maayo kung bad breath lang ang pasanginlan
kung dili ang pustesong midapat sa babang habulan
nga gimudmud aron madugangan ang kagilok ngadto sa tunga sa bilahan

Ang importante nga adunay kagilok
Sa dapit nga hilan kay tua sa suok
Nga dangog kay morag balay sa tabugok.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on June 06, 2010, 09:35:08 PM
Sorry...Dai Wolfpack.. (joke lang am a she before hubs correct you LOL)..

He he, morag nitalaw man si Bay Vhinz pagkahibawo niya nga "she" diay si Wolfpack...

Quote from: islander on July 18, 2010, 03:41:44 PM
unya, ila dayong tuwad-tuwaran ang tadjaw sa tuba, gakus-kaguson, hapyud-hapyuron, dayon hunghong sa baba sa tadjaw, 'this is our first kiss!'

Bwahaha, mao na ni ron. Naa ra bay panultihon nga "virgin pay baba sa tadjaw!"

Quote from: islander on July 18, 2010, 03:22:45 PM
hahaha!  karon pa kog yabag nga mangluwa.  naa ba say yabag nga manipnga?

Nia na pud ning taga laing planeta. Unsa guy "manipnga"?

He he, pis Mis Ayl...

Quote from: mistyeyed on July 07, 2010, 01:41:28 AM
Si Inday dili angay mag mahay
Kon ugaling adunay siyay kaaging dili piskay
Kay kadto man makatabang sa iyang panikaysikay
Nga magtarong ug magpuyo nga adunay kalipay.

Tungod sa iyang kaaging dili piskay
Siya maglikay ug dili mangindahay
Sa ginagmayng gimik nga ikalahugay
Sa ila karong tam-is pagminahalay.

Quote from: fdaray on July 18, 2010, 02:41:12 PM
Durian is medicinal aside from being an exotic fruit. It increases our  platelet counts once you eat.
Eat durian to prevent dengue infection.

Salamat sa tip, Sir FD. Angay diay mokaon si Bay Bugsay og durian para makasugakod siya sa iyang sip-on. Tayming pud nga ping-ot iyang ilong...

Quote from: islander on July 18, 2010, 12:32:41 PM
human as we are, we can never tell when the frogs will croak.

Croak sa atong pinalanggang baki nagsingabot na mao nga magsadya kita ug magmalipayon!

Quote from: islander on July 18, 2010, 12:30:28 PM
i can't dance without the real mccoy of an arm...

How about the real mccoy of an armas? Peace, Ms. Isle...

Kahinumdom ko sa akong alkansiyang kawayan. Diha pud toy bagol nga gipormag unggoy...

Tambagi ko Noy Kulas: Luyat ang performance


DEAR Noy Kulas,

Good day!

Simple ra kaayo ni akong problema. Gani maora ra nig kataw-anan sa uban.

Mahitungod ni sa akong sekswalidad. Dili sa panghinambog, maayo sad baya ko og hitsura. Sakto sad ko sa lawas. Gani, daghan man ang modayeg sa akong lawas kay dako kuno. Porma pa gyud ang mga muscle bisan wa ko ga-gym.

Sedentary gyud ko nga type sa pagkatawo. Kaon-tulog ra, ilabina karon nga bakasyon ko. Seaman man ko. 27 years old pa ko karon.

Ang akong problema bahin sa akong performance sa sex. Matingala ko, Noy, kay tagsa ra man gyud ka round ang akong makaya sa usa ka adlaw. Bisan unsaon nako og paningkamot nga mogahi og balik, di na man gyud. Dali ra kaayo ko gahian sa una, apan kon gusto na ko mo round 2, dili na man. Moreklamo na akong uyab. Usahay maulaw na lang ko. Tawgon na gud kong lolo.

Wala gyud untay problema bahin sa babaye kay sa akong trabaho, stable na gud ko. Mao na daghan sad ko og uyab. Silang tanan parehas og reklamo. Ako na lang gud nga dugayon kon mag sex mi, para dili sila mabitin. Moabot mi usahay og tag usa ka oras sa usa ka round. Dili ra ba gyud ko mokaon og utan ug bisan unsang lamas. Wala sad koy exercise. Dili gyud ko sington pirmi.

Mao ba ni ang hinungdan? Hilig sad ra ba kaayo ko sa tam-is, apan di man ko diabetec. Sakto ra man akong blood sugar count. Unsa kaha akong kaunon or imnon para ganado ko pirmi ug dali ra gahian? Salamat!

PAUL

Paul,

Maayong adlaw nimo ug sa mga seaman nga kanunay sab nagsunod ining akong lindog.

Maayo kay nisulti kang sedentary ang imong kinabuhi. Bisan di ko doctor, nagduda kong usa gyud ni sa mga hinungdan nganong di makalahutay og away ang imong junior. Tinuod nindot kag lawas, macho kang tan-awon, apan sa physique ra sab lagi nimo. Apan deep inside, naay kuwang nimo. Daghan bayang tambukon but fighter kaayo sa kama. Bisan pila pa ka round, kaya kaayo nila.

Mag-exercise ka. Kay ugat man gyud na nga principal, ang makapabarog niana mao ang nag-flow nga blood. Sa ato pa, kon maayo ang circulation, bisan nipis nga sayal ang mosaghid, motindog dayon ni. Ang usa sa makapaayo sa circulation sa dugo mao ang maayong supply sa oxygen nga makuha diha sa ehersisyo.

Ikaduha, gikinahanglan kang mokaon og mga utanon. Naa sa mga utanon ang nutrients nga gikinahanglan sa atong lawas. Gani, duna pay mga estorya nga dunay mga utanon ug lamas nga ang epekto maorag Viagra.

So, kining duha, exercise ug pagkaon ang gikinahanglan nimo. Pagkugi og maayo sa exercise aron ka makalahutay. Palupig lang ka sa mga lolo ug hapit na mahimong lolo? Ayaw gyud.

NOY KULAS



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Saturday, July 17, 2010


MANANAGAT nga gibugalbugalan sa iyang silingan nga batig tingog sa iyang pagkanta og “Samtang ako may kinabuhi” sulod sa videokihan sa Brgy. Mangoto, lungsod sa Pinamungajan, Sugbo nanunggab.

Ang biktima nga nataroyan sa kutsilyo sa iyang buko-buko giilang mao si Elmer Liugan Fajardo, 45 , minyo, trisikad driver ingon man manghakutay og tubig sa ilang lugar. Siya naa karon sa Vicente Sotto Memorial Medical Center (VSMMC).

Ang suspek giila sa kapulisan nga si Florentino, 60, kinsa nisibat human sa krimin.

Apan ang iyang duha ka mga anak nga sila si Felix, 37, ug Alfredo 33, pulos usab mananagat nadakpan sa hot pursuit operation sa kapulisan.

Sa imbestigasyon nila ni PO3 Rey Toquerosa Pinamungajan police, ang amahan ug mga anak niabot sa usa ka videokihan sa ilang silingan nga imnanan.

Ang mga suspek nakainom nang daan.

Gikaabot nila ang grupo sa ilang mga silingan, lakip na ang biktima.

Si Florentino nihupot na sa microphone ug nikanta na sa iyahang kinaham nga awit “Samtang ako may kinabuhi,” apan gikantiyawan siya ni Fajardo.

Gumikan sa pagbugal-bugal, nasuko og maayo ang suspek nga nisangko sa ilang panaglalis ug pagsinukmagay.

Nahitabo gyud ang karambola sa sulod sa videokihan tali sa duha ka mga grupo.

Giingong gisuntok ni Florentino ang biktima ug dihang nahagba na, gikuptan sa duha ka mga anak nga sila si Felix ug Alfredo.

Samtang gikuptan, gidunggab ni Florentino si Fajardo sa buko-buko.

Hmm. Unsa kahay akong lutoon para paniudto?

Quote from: bugsay on July 18, 2010, 11:44:56 AM
Heaven and earth will fade, but His word will still remain and He will do something new today...

Today he is a frog but who knows, tomorrow he might become human...

Aw, kon durian, he he, mora kag nilapas pagtilap...

Quote from: bugsay on July 18, 2010, 11:15:03 AM
hehehehe....unsa kahay lami sa Durin kon isawsaw sa dagat no?.... then kilaw dayon...

You mean durian?

Quote from: bugsay on July 18, 2010, 11:06:29 AM
wa diay manundog nimo bai Hubs, nga imaginary tanan....gikan sa nawong, picture, telephone number.....apil pa ang text messages?

He he, daghan pang angay kat-onan ning uban...

Quote from: bugsay on July 18, 2010, 11:00:34 AM
mao ba........................daghan daw nukos sa amoa...lami ra ba to kilawon...

Basta nanimahong dagat lami jud kilawon. Healthy pa jud ning kinilaw...

Quote from: bugsay on July 18, 2010, 10:42:59 AM
ayayay.....di gyud diay pwede..

Pwede ba kaha gamiton ang condom kon mag sperm donor?

Quote from: bugsay on July 18, 2010, 10:37:17 AM
way kinilaw?

He he, diay 5 ka kilong bulinaw, lab-as kaayo. Wa pa nako mahuman og andam ang kinilaw pero gisugdan na ang inom...

And, last but not least, inom-inom beer!

Minaw-minaw music...

Basa-basa kunohay newspaper...

Pahayahay lang...

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Ang treasure hunter maoy nahimong treasure...

Quote from: islander on July 18, 2010, 12:07:15 AM
bullshits have always titillated my curiosity; are they as big as kabawshits or do they disarm matadors in case they step on them during bullfights?

Bullfights are, I guess, being followed closely by the denizens of bull heaven.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 17, 2010, 09:16:49 PM
Hahahhaha self-explanatory na Vinz.. sige og bira...hehehehehhehe

Hain man ang post nga imong gihahahahan, Ms. Wolf?

Quote from: islander on July 18, 2010, 12:11:57 AM
all the time, bai hubs.  basta inig-sayaw natog tango to the music of 'ilambos rightaway', pagtulijok, naggunit ko sa imong bukton, ilambos dayon ko nimo sa sunod eskina, pero natangag nako imong bukton.  what great dancing partners we could make!

Bwahaha! Sigi, mag-andam kog decoy arm...

Hmm. Maybe they can be reoriented?

Quote from: islander on July 17, 2010, 11:30:40 PM
could tirol's article be actually about sociologists and not philosophers?

Well, it would appear so, if only for the article's appropriation of the James Fallows catchphrase.

Quote from: islander on July 17, 2010, 11:11:35 PM
take them as teachable moments.  i can lick my wounds in private.

As for licking wounds, some deserving targets have the tongue for it. Bwahaha!

Quote from: islander on July 17, 2010, 07:44:00 PM
and may i know the term of this polar opposite, sir?  for a while there i was tempted to ask you to speak english please because i couldn't understand your post a tad.  either that, or i'm catatonic now.  surely the polar opposite must be way beyond polar bears as against penguins?

He he, I was just being dogmatic, my catatonic friend...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 01:00:56 AM
Mao gyud regardless sa relasyon naa man gihapon nindot nga nahitabo. So, ok lang kung ang handumanan isulod sa pitaka. Nothing wrong with that.

Aw, kana kon OK lang sa present partner...

Quote from: cujo on July 18, 2010, 12:19:06 AM
Good question.I don't have the  answer.Hmmm...I rather not!

OK lang, Ms. Cujo. I-try lang nakog Google...

Quote from: islander on July 17, 2010, 09:50:55 PM
sorry, bai hubs.  my 'no' was an answer to this thread's question.

OK, thanks. Another fundamentalist coming up!

It's a random universe.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 01:44:50 AM
ang mga lalaki nga miserable ang kaminyuon "victim sa uwag".

At least naay konsuylo matag karon ug unya...

Quote from: C2H4 on November 13, 2007, 12:09:08 PM

I-asa man nang smart oi pero ngil-ad batasan?

Hmm. Wa ba kahay mga baje diri sa TB who fit this description? Bwahaha!

Quote from: islander on July 17, 2010, 10:56:43 PM
i can appreciate this.  some habal-habal drivers may just be making themselves useful while waiting for better chances.  as they are, they're much better than those ne'er-do-well husbands who are not only jobless and non-earning, they also spend their days pickling their livers with liquor while their wives work themselves to death to keep their families afloat.  a habal-habal driver at least does an honest day's job.   

Habalhabal driver sweet lover kay ganado permi, labi nag naay suki nga chicks...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 01:19:12 AM
wa man ko kadungog ana uy....bana hinoon mauy alas sa panimalay..



Asa na man diay kadong giingon nga tigre iyang bana pero hadlok ni Misis kay mao man ang trainor.

Bwahaha! Labi na kon ang asawa nagdala og ikog sa pagi! Morag BDSM!

Wa tingali kasuway ning duha og gugma nga gauros-uros, ay...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 01:40:45 AM
Am glad dili mi silingan Ms Isles kay na daghan gyud masulti nga kagahapon . Hehheheheheeh, apil na tong mga utang ni Tatay sa tuba kaniadto.

Dili oi, kay kon silingan pa ta seguradong apil mig inom sa tuba nga giutang sa imong Tatay!

Quote from: islander on July 18, 2010, 01:38:19 AM
tinuod gyod, wolf.  ing-ana gyod na silang bugs ug hubs.

Nakaingon lang ka ana kay nakit-an kang gatuwad!

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 18, 2010, 01:35:14 AM
Hoi mga kiss and tell
hehehehehehehehhe

Di angay kagul-an kay name withheld man, can be treated as fiction...  

Quote from: cujo on July 17, 2010, 08:58:17 PM
No Mr. Ribbit,unless you go in this room with your little cup for your swimming sperm and you start croaking in there! hehehe.I'm sorry its just your question sounded so innocent and funny!.

It's OK. Truth is, I've never been an anonymous sperm donor--nor an identified one, for that matter. How does one donate sperm? Is it complicated? The mechanics of donating must be much more complicated than the mechanics of producing...

Quote from: islander on July 17, 2010, 07:49:07 PM
buta na kanang klaseha, bai hubs.

Buta? Wala diay kalainan sa gugma...

Quote from: islander on July 17, 2010, 07:46:14 PM
no.

Dili pud himoong kataw-anan?

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 17, 2010, 07:12:29 PM
OT: hubs unsa may rweda

Tawo nga dili ingon nato tinuod ba kaha.

Kaha maoy lutoan sa ginisang tangkong.

O.T. Rweda, from Spanish rueda, wheel, circle. In this sense, arena.

Dili man kaha ta mapriso?

Quote from: bugsay on July 17, 2010, 06:37:58 PM
kaila ko ana ni jeanette ladaga.....pero la siya kaila nako...

Dili pa man tingali ulahi ang tanan? 

Quote from: bugsay on July 17, 2010, 06:40:17 PM
testimonya sa nakasuway sa gahom sa dila...

...nga naluwas lang gumikan sa hugot nga pagtuo sa kaugalingon--inubanan sa pagduslak sa mapangahasong dila ginamit ang idlot nga punyal sa kamatuoran...

Quote from: berting600 on July 17, 2010, 06:40:11 PM
???Sa imong tan-aw tinood ba ning propaganda  nga libreng biyahe sa Asian country from our country? Dugay na raba ni unya naa paba kahay makadaug ani? Nahibalo ka maski ang sulti sa uban na dili ni tinood,ako pa gihapong gipadayon nga muapil sa give away, kay aduna akoy kulba na ako ang makadaug ani,unta maigo ug kidlat aron matinood gyod.

Paminaw jud kanunay sa kulba sa imong kasingkasing, Bay Bert, kay ang kinabuhi tugob sa tanghaga, ug ang kaalam sa kalibotan dakong tinonto alang sa Ginoo, kana kon akoy imong pangutan-on...

Quote from: buenavista on August 21, 2007, 10:46:28 AM
ako pod cel,mahadlok man gani ko mulabay og bato sa baki na gamay pa unsa na kaha iring ug iro...magabaan nya ta..

Makagaba jud, labi na kon relihiyoso ang baki... 

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on July 21, 2007, 01:31:57 PM

Men in search of true happiness should steer clear of bimbos and dumb blondes: research shows men are happiest if they marry smart women.

Tinuod ba kaha intawon ni? 

Quote from: buenavista on June 26, 2007, 11:07:46 AM
tinuod jud,pero usahay gamhanan man gyud ang dila

Labi na ang dila nga giliminan og laway. Kokak!

Sayang nga dili na makita ang mga mapahiyomon... 

Quote from: orChids on April 06, 2008, 08:58:29 PM
Maayo sya kay creative,my teacher was ,kamo na lang sulti.
                                       

He he, this photo made my day.. 

Makapahinuklog nga pasumbingay. Ug salamat nga pasumbingay ra diay ang bahin sa upat ka asawa nga usa ray maunongon...

He he, asa na kaha ni ron si self-welcomer. Balik diri sano or sana...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on January 28, 2008, 02:00:29 PM


Sea crab found in Anda, Bohol.

Photographed by Jojo Elcana

Ah, the quiet breather, as Roethke describes it...

Thing is, some of us deserve the criticism they receive--and then some.

Quote from: islander on July 17, 2010, 03:01:12 PM
i thought some get catatonic.

Those who get catatonic are those who go abstract, which is just a tad different from going mental but with manifestations which often are the polar opposite...

Excited ko nga naghuwat sa resulta sa census karong tuiga. Unsa na kaha kadaghan ang mga sano ug sana sa kalibotan...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on July 10, 2007, 12:02:55 PM
We know that the Boholanos and the Filipinos have already a damaged culture. If we continue to lack philosophers because we despise them, then we will continue to be a basket case in Asia. To my mind, the many western philosophies that we study will not fit our culture. We don't even study Chinese philosophy that is nearer to our own culture. We need to have our own.

Philosophy, in the definition used here, certainly cannot be expected to spring forth full-grown from the head of Bathala. This article asks the wrong questions and, by the looks of it, does not deserve even one wrong answer.