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#76201
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on August 19, 2010, 08:14:36 PM
Gidanlak ni si Dakog itlog. Sayon ra sulosyon ani ipa castrate hehehe or dapat pa examine ni siya oi ug perti na jud kadako iya itlog kay sign ni sa intestine rapture.


Ingon ani tingali ang itlog ni Dakog Itlog...


http://www.herniablog.com/images/massive-hernia2.png
#76202
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Kung Ako at Kung Ikaw
August 19, 2010, 08:17:52 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:55:03 PM
Hahaha,maong ang ginamos nahurot apan way halin.. ;D

He he, namaligyag ginamos para makatilaw og laing klase sa ginamos... Paet.  :P
#76203
Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on August 19, 2010, 04:24:38 PM
believes fun is the most important thing in life

Hala, daghan ra bang ingon ani...
#76204
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: SAMAD
August 19, 2010, 08:12:51 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 08:00:35 PM
Mabuhi ra pod ig ka human noh. ;D

Basta di lang tripan ang saha...  :P
#76205
Health and Food / Re: OKRA!
August 19, 2010, 08:11:12 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 08:06:13 PM
Ga laway ko sa okra, puedi ra ni e steam unya itunlob sa bagoong fiesta.hmmm..sarap. ;D

Ako bitaw, i-steam ra man. Mao ni akong afternoon snacks...
#76206
Quote from: islander on August 19, 2010, 07:54:07 PM
kana ba, bilib gyod.  for your info, kagurans are not lent to anyone regardless of his status.  neither is their secret fuel revealed.

(byok, or bring your own kaguran, kwakboys.) ;D

Byok pud, kagurl, bless your outstanding kwakboys... ;D
#76207
Health and Food / Re: Bad eggs!
August 19, 2010, 08:00:45 PM
Quote from: cujo on August 19, 2010, 07:48:52 PM
Thanks Mr. Ribbit for the warnings.Much appreciated. ;D

You're welcome. Healthy man pud tingali nga molikay una sa itlog for some time...
#76208
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: SAMAD
August 19, 2010, 07:58:41 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:49:24 PM

Di ba pod kaha mamatay ang saging. ;D

Dili tingali pero masawot lang ang mga dawin...
#76209
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:51:12 PM

Gamay nga luyat unya wa pay ligo ligo. ;D

Bwahaha! Sobrang daug-daog na man ni. Maghilak tos Dakog Itlog kon makabasa ani...  :P
#76210
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:52:08 PM

Moingon nalang nga magpaulipon nalang kog utro kay murag ni ayon. ;D

Kon maohon dili na diay ka mangandoy nga mahimong gawasnon. Magpabilin na lang permi nga gawsanan, bwahaha!  :-X
#76211
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Kung Ako at Kung Ikaw
August 19, 2010, 07:53:17 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:43:22 PM
Angay diay na padul-an ug himonga-an,mao siguro wa matubag iya tootpaste toy. ;D

He he, basin nahutdag lana kay bisag kinsa na lang himungaana ang birigan.
#76212
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
August 19, 2010, 07:50:34 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:44:34 PM


Bwahaha,nakaingon ko ug si Manoy ig human ug suka moingon ug dili apan niingon pa diay ug kausa pa. ;D ;D

Aw, kon tiguwang nas Manoy dugay-dugay pa jud kausab...  :P
#76213
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: SAMAD
August 19, 2010, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:46:36 PM

Maayo pa didto nalng buhian kay aron ang saging pod intawon sa fertilizer mabutangan. ;D

Di ba kaha hinuon mahiloan ang saging...  :P
#76214
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:42:06 PM

Manglimogmog ug e luwa aron mahmong gawasnon. ;D

He he, hangtod sa sunod nga pagpaulipon...  ;D
#76215
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: SAMAD
August 19, 2010, 07:44:19 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:39:37 PM

Hahaha,aguy ug dili masakpan kay ug makit-ang ni suksok sa uban ig uli putlan sa maoy hinungdan. ;D ;D

Kon maohon, sa punoan sa saging na lang aron dili maputlan...
#76216
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: unsa ba gayud?
August 19, 2010, 07:42:51 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:38:18 PM

Hahaha,tinuod ka,ayaw nalang ug duda,maayo pa ug mangita kag kalipay nga imoha aron ug makabalo ka nga giluibann diay ka,igo raka nga mo katawa. ;D ;D

Aw, mahisagmuyo tingalig gamay, pero di ma heart attack...
#76217
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Kabit Diri, Kabit Didto
August 19, 2010, 07:39:30 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:33:38 PM

Hahaha.mao nay imong buhaton TOy? ;D Samatang naa ka sa prisohan sa imong konsensya ang mga matam-is nga nangagi nalang ang hunahunaon?

Kon wa nay laing pwedeng kalingawan, aw, mauli jud sa paghandom na lang...
#76218
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: SAMAD
August 19, 2010, 07:38:01 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:32:14 PM

Tabunan nalang jud maayo aron di matandog. ;D

Pwede pud adto lang una sa ubang nga kasuksokan...  ::)
#76219
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:31:11 PM

Nanutho kay dihay na apil ug kitkit. :P

Angay diay manglimugmog inigkahuman...
#76220
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:29:56 PM
Unya ang nitoybo gamay? ;D ;D

Gamay na, luyat pa jud... Bwahaha! ;D
#76221
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: unsa ba gayud?
August 19, 2010, 07:34:51 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:28:55 PM

Ilabina ug sa makadaghan nga higayon ikaw iyang ilad ilaron nga ikaw ra sa iyang bukton,apan diay adunay pay laing bukton.. ;D ;D ;D Ayaw ug kompyansa sa ikaduhang higayon kay adunay moingn ug sila nakaingon ug kaingon siya nga siya nagmatinud-an apan sa luyo mao diay gihapon.. ???

Ang nakadaot lang pud kon sigi na lang kag duda, matiguwang ka na lang hinuon og dali sa kaperwisyo, ikaw ra puy alkanse...  :P
#76222
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: O, LUBI!
August 19, 2010, 07:32:52 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:20:35 PM
Pagkahuman ug tibugsok,niturok ang laing lubi ug namga ug putot nga hilabihang gamaya.

Unya gikaon pa jud sa ilaga...
#76223
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Kabit Diri, Kabit Didto
August 19, 2010, 07:31:53 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:07:51 PM

Pastilan,nakaingon man ko ug kining topika kanang mo sakay ug jeep sa baryo ba nga kabit  diri kabit didto kay wa nay laing sakyananan..dili man diay,apan mura pod siguro nig jeep noh,usahay ang tao wa nay laing kalingawan ug tungod sa kalaay si Inday ra ang makit-an,matintal pod ug si Inday nga nakahibalo,mag piyong piyong lang pod kay gi lamian man pod siguro..haha..Apan,mao lagi nay giingon ngu moabot ra ang panahon nga paninglon ka sa imong nabuhat maayo o dautan,kinahanglan andam ka mo dawat sa sangpotanan.BOw.. ;D ;D

Samtang gipahamtangan sa silot, hinumdoman lang gud pud ang gisaw-an nga katam-is para naay konsuylo...  8)
#76224
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:24:15 PM
Unya ig kahuman e utot,ang makabaho dayon malagpot. ;D ;D

He he, morag diayg nanutho...  :P
#76225
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:25:33 PM

Basin nakurat kay bisan daku iya itlog,gibiyaan gihapon siya paghuman sa dulog. ;D

Basin itlog ray gadako...  :P
#76226
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: SAMAD
August 19, 2010, 07:28:04 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:21:34 PM

Hahaha,bisan unsaon ug plaster,tandugon man gayud. ;D ;D

He he, patapsingan lang tingahi usahay aron dili perming hapdos...
#76227
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Kung Ako at Kung Ikaw
August 19, 2010, 07:25:49 PM
Mahilig og sabong pero siya ang manok.  :P
#76228
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
August 19, 2010, 07:24:49 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:17:33 PM
Hahaha.tungod sa bangag nga bahu baho,si Manoy nag hupo hupo.. ;D ;D

Unya si Manoy wa kaagwanta
Mao nga nagsigi na lag suka...

;D
#76229
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:15:24 PM

Nalooy siguro Toy kay intawon bug-at man iya itlog. ;D ;D

Basin gipangirogan nga ga-imagine?  ???
#76230
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: SAMAD
August 19, 2010, 07:20:13 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:13:01 PM
Hahaha.Wala mapilot ang samad sa siging sungsong kay sige man pod kabasa ang gi sungsong.. ;D ;D ang samad dili maayo kay sige man pod ug katandog. ;D ;D ;D

Basin gani wa nay tak-om-tak-om...  :o
#76231
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: O, LUBI!
August 19, 2010, 07:18:04 PM
He he, natibugsok diay unya ulok ray nidulot sa yuta...
#76232
He he, wa may baje nga nakaakog komentaryo ani...  ;D
#76233
General Topic / Re: Pinasagdan sa Kusina?
August 19, 2010, 07:00:12 PM
Quote from: islander on August 19, 2010, 06:56:14 PM
ang dabianitito gamay gihapon bisag unsaon ug padako. ;D

Kon dabianitito. Pero kon dabianitotin...  ;D
#76234
Quote from: glacier_71 on February 06, 2009, 01:21:34 PM
katre = IYOTANAN

Bwahaha! Mas lunsay ang lantay woi...  ;D
#76235
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: unsa ba gayud?
August 19, 2010, 06:49:14 PM

Ang gugma mas tam-is sa ikaduhang higayon
Ug sa ikatulo ikaupat ikalima;
Apan madugay kini medyo pait-pait na
Hangtod nga dili mo na gayud kini matulon...


8)
#76236
Quote from: farimz on February 19, 2010, 02:10:31 PM
Kalibog ba diay aning
Ilang gitawag og gugma
Og dili gayod tarungon og sabot
Siguradong utok magkagubot.

Kalibog ba diay aning
Ilang gitawag og gugma
Og dili gayod tarungon og sabot
Motapsing kini paingon sa lubot.
#76237
Quote from: Scarb on March 31, 2010, 03:45:16 AM
padidit jud imo guzto klarex nyahaha

He he, padidit kay klaro ang bagnos...  ;D
#76238
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Kabit Diri, Kabit Didto
August 19, 2010, 06:28:25 PM
Quote from: Scarb on February 24, 2010, 09:07:23 AM
gipakapinan pod unta ug siopao ang mani? tsk³

Hadlok tingali manambok...
#76239
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Paglalakbay
August 19, 2010, 06:26:56 PM
Unsay Binisaya sa paglalakbay? Pagbabaklay?  ???
#76240
General Topic / Re: How To Test Your Personality
August 19, 2010, 06:25:15 PM
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 05:30:32 PM
Humana ko miexam. Hehehe.

Malipayon lagi ka sa resulta...
#76241
General Topic / Re: Pinasagdan sa Kusina?
August 19, 2010, 06:23:39 PM
Quote from: islander on August 19, 2010, 05:39:38 PM
ang dabianita gamay nga dako.

Ang dabianito dako nga gamay (og nito). Bwahaha!  ;D
#76242
Health and Food / Re: OKRA!
August 19, 2010, 06:21:50 PM
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 05:47:48 PM
Mas may lasa ni kaysa sa kadtong lunhaw nga klase Bay Hubs. Murag mas tam-ison ni. Daghan ning limbahon sa amo nga klase. Ipananum ni sa mga garden sa skuylahan.

Unsaon man pud ninjo ni pagluto, Bay Tigs? Isagol sa law-oy sama sa lunhaw nga klase?
#76243
Health and Food / Re: OKRA!
August 19, 2010, 05:46:12 PM
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 05:34:27 PM
Daghan ni sa likod sa among iskuylahan sauna Bay Hubs. Ambot karon ug naa pa bay mga nahabilin. Lami ning limbahon nga okra. ;D

Mao ba? Mao jud ni ang kolor? Unsa may lami, Bay Tigs?
#76244
Imagine. A whole bat species twinkling away... How sad.  :'(
#76245
Mas problema tong ahong amigo kay ang ijang sakit kay Frying Pan Complex...  :P
#76246
Science and Research / Re: Stable Personality
August 19, 2010, 05:37:25 PM

Usa ka subset ani nga type mao ang manger personality...  ;D
#76247
Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on August 19, 2010, 04:44:29 PM
Explanation of Extraversion

easily expresses emotions, not drained by social interaction, smiles a lot, believes most people like or will like them, bold, likes to lead, would rather be a participant than an observer, gregarious, loves night life activities and crowds, likes to participate in group discussions, oftens assumes the role of "Entertainer" or "Performer", easy to get to know, spends more time with others than alone, competes for the spotlight, fits in most places, likes to be popular, frequently touches people, spontaneous, likes to amuse, optimistic, social chameleon, charmer, tends to be confident

Mora man nig portrait og kenkoy...  :P
#76248
Science and Research / Re: Orderly Personality
August 19, 2010, 05:32:26 PM
Mas bentaha ang nurse personality kaysa orderly personality...
#76249
Health and Food / Re: OKRA!
August 19, 2010, 05:24:44 PM
Fried Okra With Onions

1 lb. okra
3 tablespoons oil
3 large onions
salt to taste

1. Wash the okra and pat dry. Cut into 2-4 pieces, depending on length.

2. Heat the oil in a pan over medium heat and fry onions till somewhat soft. Add the okra and salt, stirring gently. Continue frying until the okra is half-cooked.

#76250
Health and Food / Symptoms of Salmonella Infection
August 19, 2010, 05:13:21 PM

There are more than 2,000 varieties of salmonella bacteria, but only about a dozen of them cause illnesses in people. Most of these illnesses can be classified as gastroenteritis, often featuring severe diarrhea. But a few varieties of salmonella bacteria result in typhoid fever, a sometimes deadly disease that is more common in developing countries.

Gastroenteritis

Salmonella-induced gastroenteritis is most often caused by eating raw or undercooked meat, poultry, eggs or egg products. The incubation period ranges from several hours to two days. Signs and symptoms may include:

Nausea
Vomiting
Abdominal pain
Diarrhea
Fever
Chills
Headache
Muscle pains
Blood in the stool


Typhoid fever

Most people who develop typhoid fever in the United States have recently traveled in a country where the disease is more common. The incubation period ranges from five to 21 days following infection. Signs and symptoms may include:

Diarrhea or constipation
Fever over 102 F (38.8 C)
Slightly raised, rose-colored spots on your upper chest
Cough
Mental confusion
A slowing of your heartbeat
Enlargement of your liver and spleen


http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/salmonella/DS00926/DSECTION=symptoms
#76251
Quote from: bugsay on August 04, 2010, 06:21:14 PM
daghan gyud tuod na'ng tawhana'g ika kanta kabahin sa nangagi. >:(
pero murag sintunado man ug tingog.....liwat sa inahan. >:(

Daghan ning nahibaw-ang kanta nga wa sa listahan...
#76252
Oi, dili na diay paigo sa domestic consumption ang our shabu production?  :P
#76253
Quote from: islander on August 19, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
unya, inyong papasaron ang asawa nga gustong maoy mangulata pero di pakulata?   

He he, sa ato pa gipapasar diay si Ms. Isle sa iyang banana republic...  8)
#76255
Quote from: islander on August 19, 2010, 12:14:56 PM
(SCARB!  baliiiiikk naaaaaa!  lookit here kun giunsa ka na aning duruha ka kwaknit... ;D) 

Agoizt, nanawagan nas ijang mga kagupa. Retreat, boys! Wa ra ba tay special powers isip kwaknit...  :(
#76256
Quote from: islander on August 19, 2010, 12:14:56 PM
there's more where they come from, these multi-purpose kagurans of mine.  mora nig armed forces, kompleto.  naay flying para sa air force, floating para sa navy, marathoner para sa army, naa pa gyoy pakapin nga special series para sa marines ug delta force kun magkalisod.  you ain't seen nuthin' yet. ;D

OK. OK, bilib na mi. Pero curious mi sa source of fuel sa imong mga kaguran.  ;D

Bitaw, kay multi-purpose man kaha ning imong mga kaguran, pwede ni magamit sa mga obispo?  ???
#76257
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: SAMAD
August 19, 2010, 04:11:59 PM
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 03:13:33 PM
Bwahahahaha.

Medyo dako ra pud siguro ang gipilot? Kadugajan man gud bisan ug naay nagpungon nga pilot mahuslo gajud na kadugajan.  ::)

Pero wa may reklamo imong Te Misty. Sigi na man lang hinuon sijag katawa-katawa... ;D
#76258
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 03:10:56 PM
Bwahahahaha. Sakto jud na, naa jud sa tunga ang blank ana. ;D

nito = himoon ning handicraft, klase ni sa fern (vine fern)

iton = Waray ni, kung sa Binol-anon pa "kana". Pananglitan, Binol-anon:Unsa man kana? Waray:Anu iton?

o*** = kini wa jamoy nakuwang, complete ni. ;D

itoy - puppy

tiyo - uncle

i*** - complete pud...
#76259
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 02:48:53 PM
Bwahahaha. Magpadili dili ra ba to tuod pero gikan na diay sa videohouse.

Morag ganado to ron kay mouliay man. Wa ba kaha pud hinuon to mag one for the road...  :-X
#76260
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: SAMAD
August 19, 2010, 02:56:05 PM
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 02:34:27 PM
Dili kay tua na may tigpilot sa samad ni Ate Misty pero wa gihapoy pagkaalim. ;D

Di ba kaha sa tantong pilot-pilot nisamot hinuon kawalwag?  ;D
#76261
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 02:46:28 PM
Bwahahaha.

gaay = arang ka uga nga dali ra masunog

yaga = joke

agay = ouch!

usa pa:

agay = kuwang ug unang letra! ;D

Bwahaha!

bingo - sugal
boing - medjo boang
bongi - mapahiyomon
ngiob - ngitngit
biong - kuwang pud og letra somewhere in the middle... ;D
#76262
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 02:33:15 PM
Wa na mahinayak ug ahat Bay Hubs kay naghinay-hinay mang kaha, tinujuan jud na. ;D

kaka = kana ni spiders

ak-ak = lami depende ug unsay naak-ak ;D

Taym sa, Bay Tigs. Morag lain na man ni nga category. Kaduhaon unja balihon...  ???
#76263
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 02:30:46 PM
Hmmmm  ::) . I think I just typed Stealing Heaven sa google search for free movie download. Hahaha. Di bitaw, enough na tong book Bay Hubs, injoha na lamang na ni Bay Bugs ang movie. ;D

He he, karaan man ni nga sine which I think I saw when I was your age. Ato lang ning i-recommend ni Bay Bugsay...  8)
#76264
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
August 19, 2010, 02:41:23 PM
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 02:24:14 PM
Tigmo tigmo si manoy pirmeng gahi,
Tua hinoon namugna laing kinabuhi. ;D

Tigmo tigmo ang perming gahi natakilpo
Ug nabuwasot sa bangag nga baho-baho.

;D
#76265
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: SAMAD
August 19, 2010, 02:30:36 PM
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 02:22:36 PM
Infected nga samad. ;D

Samad ni Te Misty nimo?  ;D
#76266
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 02:21:00 PM
pilat = wa ra masakto nang unang letra. ;D

Bwahaha!

balik - return
libak - backbite
kilab - flash
bilak - kataposang letra na pud ang wa masakto ... ;D
#76267
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 02:14:05 PM
hinay = slow (pareha sa internet connection dire)

hinajon = adj. has the tendency to be slow

hinay-hinay = very slow

hinay-hinayja = command to take it very slowly

hinayhay = pirmeng sungkiton labi na ug underwear ;D

hinayak - bisan giunsa paghinay-hinay, nalahos jud
#76268
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
August 19, 2010, 02:17:27 PM
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 02:07:25 PM
Puwede pud ug:

Tigmo tigmo agokoy,
Nganong gahi si manoy. ;D

Tigmo tigmo kinabuhi,
Si manoy perti kagahi.

;D
#76269
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 02:06:29 PM
As in QUICKIE Bay Hubs? Hahahaha. Unsa naman diay tawag ani, kay naay may through phone, naay online, naa puy text. LETTER S_X?!? Hahahaha.

Vivid ra ba kaajo ang mga description, no room is left for the imagination. ;D

Naay sine ani, Bay Tigs. Stealing Heaven ang title.
#76270
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 02:02:46 PM
toktok = knock

kotkot = scratch the ground

ul-ul - hapdos; ngut-ngut

he he, lisod man diay kon balihon...  :-X
#76271
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 02:02:46 PM
Bwahahaha. Wa ba tay ikapakitang hulagway diha sa yusa Bay Hubs? Aron dili mapaakan ning atong baguy-baguy. ;D



Dia ra ang yusa. Katoy jamo imong uyo ani...





;D
#76272

kroko - buaya

krokongho - naay gamay
#76273
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 01:51:38 PM
asuy = tell
suya = envy
sa'uy = sakit kaajo
sayu = early (pinagahi)
yusa = gamay nga kuto  ;D

asuy - narrate

Sigon sa ijang asuy, suya sija kay sayu pa gani nisauy na ang pinaakan sa yusa sa ijang baguybaguy...  ;D
#76274
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
August 19, 2010, 01:52:41 PM
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 01:45:11 PM
Bwahahahaha. Tigmo-tigmo sa kinabuhi. ;D

He he...

Tigmo-tigmo agukoy,
Ugma na ta mangukoy...

;D
#76275

kok - softdrink

kokok - bird

kokak - animal sound
#76276
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 01:43:30 PM
Pagkalami sa exchange of letters nila Bay Abelard ug ni Inday Heloise. May pagka erotic ang uban. Mura ni ug love affair through letters.

The letters complemented the actual hurried, wild, frenzied lovemaking...  8) 
#76277
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
August 19, 2010, 01:43:41 PM
Quote from: taga tigbao on August 19, 2010, 01:38:58 PM
Pagkalami mabuhi.  ;D

Motuay, mabuhi,
Motindog, mogahi...  ;D
#76278
Quote from: bugsay on August 12, 2010, 04:35:17 PM
paabota ko diha akong Bohol,... maihap nalang sa tudlo ang mga adlaw nga sarang akoa kang makab-ot.... ;)

Naa na kas atoa ron, Bay Bugs?
#76279

bat - sea cucumber
batbat - expound; explain

8)
#76280
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Kinutil
August 19, 2010, 01:27:02 PM
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on August 19, 2010, 01:21:05 AM
karon pa sad ko kadungog anang kinutil sagongan ug durian. matud pa davao style kay daghan man durian didto. naa man sad daghan buongon sa davao pwede sad buongon isagol?
kung adto ka sa baguio, kinutil with strawberry kay daghan man strawberry didto. hehehe.
pero kuyaw sa bohol kay daghan kalamay, kinutil with kalamay. hehehe


Kinutil + Kalamay = Kalibanga   ;D
#76281

A great conflict was about to come off between the Birds and the Beasts. When the two armies were collected together the Bat hesitated which to join. The Birds that passed his perch said: "Come with us"; but he said: "I am a Beast." Later on, some Beasts who were passing underneath him looked up and said: "Come with us"; but he said: "I am a Bird." Luckily at the last moment peace was made, and no battle took place, so the Bat came to the Birds and wished to join in the rejoicings, but they all turned against him and he had to fly away. He then went to the Beasts, but soon had to beat a retreat, or else they would have torn him to pieces. "Ah," said the Bat, "I see now,

"He that is neither one thing nor the other has no friends."


#76282
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Aesop's Fables
August 19, 2010, 11:45:54 AM
Quote from: taga tigbao on July 22, 2010, 04:31:09 PM
The Crow and the Pitcher


  A CROW perishing with thirst saw a pitcher, and hoping to find water, flew to it with delight.  When he reached it, he discovered to his grief that it contained so little water that he could not possibly get at it.  He tried everything he could think of to reach the water, but all his efforts were in vain.  At last he collected as many stones as he could carry and dropped them one by one with his beak into the pitcher, until he brought the
water within his reach and thus saved his life. 


Wa pa man guy straw adtong panahona... :P
#76283
Quote from: magbalantay on August 19, 2010, 10:48:06 AM
  ang problema ani kay ang asawa gusto man pud pakulata una sila mag i.....unsaon na man na?  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ang asawa nga gusto kulatahon sa dili pa mag i, angay paresan sa bana nga gustong mangulata sa dili pa mag i. Mao nga sa uyab pa lang daan, testingan na ang gustong foreplay aron way mahay...  :-\
#76284
General Topic / Re: Mokilaw Ka Ba Nga Way Suka-suka?
August 19, 2010, 11:01:21 AM
Quote from: magbalantay on August 19, 2010, 10:59:31 AM

      mau ni akong gipasabot. parehas ug hulagwai ;D ;D ;D 

      k na ug wai suka2x di ba? ;D ;D ;D
   

Sagad ani kay aslom2x na man daan...  ;D
#76285
Quote from: magbalantay on August 19, 2010, 10:53:31 AM
    ;D ;D ;D ;D nahinayak lagi bai. tinuod jud nga nangluspad ko, pro k na ko. lisud jud ning mestizangn wakwak, makaluspad ;D ;D ;D ;D 

Basta teksas, maughan jud ta...  :P
#76286
Quote from: bugsay on August 19, 2010, 08:55:06 AM
..bintaha ning lakeha kay duna'y ebidensiyang gikapakita. ;D


Kinahanglan nga ipagawas jud para segurado, basin plaslayt ra diay...  :P
#76287
Quote from: magbalantay on August 19, 2010, 10:36:23 AM
    na murah! naai sakit aning asawa nga inig kahuman kulatahon, musugot labing-labingon o  gamiton siya! pastilan pud nang bana. basin naa puy deperensya, dili makakijod ug dili masakitan ang asawa. What a life! lisud sabton ::) ::) ::) ::)

  Asawa ug ang bana puros mai deperensya sa utok!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Mas lami man kuno kon gikan sa away, labi na kon naay hilak2x gamay...  8)
#76288
Family & Parenting / Re: Nganong Lami Magminyo?
August 19, 2010, 10:54:54 AM
Quote from: magbalantay on August 19, 2010, 10:22:15 AM
  agree ko ana bai tigs. enjoy...enjoy...tilaw2x gamay ;D ;D ;D ;D

He he, tilaw2x sa kinawat usahay... ;D
#76289
Product Reviews / Re: Nike Shoes
August 19, 2010, 10:52:41 AM
Kini, Bay Borobots, modawat ka?  ;D


#76290
Quote from: magbalantay on August 19, 2010, 10:16:30 AM
  mau lagi bai, perteng buanga jud ...aw k ra pud ngita na pud laing wak2x ;D ;D ;D

He he, ang imong pilion ron kadtong mosuyop lang og ginamayng dugo, dili tong dili ka buhian kon dili ka maluspad...  ;D
#76291
Help & Support / Re: Happy Birthday Wolfpack823 !!!
August 19, 2010, 10:07:34 AM
Happy Birthday, Ms. Wolf! Awooooo!

#76292
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
August 19, 2010, 09:55:24 AM
Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself. --George Bernard Shaw
#76293
Youtube Replay / Re: Last Movie You've Watched
August 19, 2010, 09:21:14 AM
Batman Returns





;D
#76294
Family & Parenting / Re: Nganong Lami Magminyo?
August 19, 2010, 09:11:57 AM
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on August 18, 2010, 01:06:10 AM
nganong lami magminyo?

ang pagminyo dili usa ka silot kundili usa ka bokasyon. usa ka tahas nga gihatag kanato sa atong labawng magagahum aron kita himoong simbolo o sumbanan sa mga bunga sa giluyong gugma.

Uyon ko. Ang pagminyo usa ka bokasyon sama nga ang pagpari usa usab ka bokasyon. Sigon sa atong maaninaw, morag dehado ang tawo nga magminyo kay wala man siyay katakos pagtuman sa obligasyon sa pari samtang ang pari kaya kaayong maoy mohimo sa buluhaton sa usa ka bana.

;D
#76295
Quote from: bugsay on August 19, 2010, 08:55:06 AM
..bintaha ning lakeha kay duna'y ebidensiyang gikapakita. ;D


He he, dili mapiog kay hard evidence jud...  ;D
#76296
Love Talk / Re: An Open Letter for an Unknown Man
August 19, 2010, 08:58:14 AM
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 15, 2010, 12:01:05 AM
Gi ilo nalang kay dili daw siya kabalo mo basa sa sulat.. ;D ;D

Nagkalibanga kay nahadlok masakpan nga dili kabalo mobasa unya giilo na lang ang sulat aron kompletong sulbad ang problema...  :P
#76297
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on August 19, 2010, 08:30:37 AM
Hahaha unja Toy unsa may imong gibuhat sa bajeng nagtuwad nga wa man kaha mawala pagduol nimo?

He he, naluoy ko kay naglisod tawon, hawoy na ang iyang mga bukton mao nga gipahiluna nakog pahigda unya gihatagan og unlan...  ;D
#76298
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on August 19, 2010, 08:30:37 AM
Kanang imong giingon nga tawong makakita ug wakwak maoy nay gitawag nila ug taliawang tawo siguro naay six sense heheheh.  Ingon akong bana there is no such thing as wakwak kono kay ako man siya ingnan bahin sa wakwak.Iyang  sulti ang wakwak kono usa na sa mga demonic presence sa atong lugar kay ang atong christian faith gisagulan ug pagan kay hilig lagi daw ta ug tuo tuo mao kung asa daw ang lugar nga daghan tuo tuo tua pud kono ang demonic presence. Murag naa pud bitaw sijay points.

Basin kadtong maka-feel sa demonic presence kadto rang parehas nilag wavelength, sa ato pa, maypakademonyo pud, he he...
#76299
General Topic / Re: Do you eat Durian?
August 19, 2010, 08:26:50 AM
Quote from: aquarius on August 18, 2010, 10:03:14 PM
Vhinz..

yellow ug yellow orange ra man nakita nako diri sa Davao... tag P25. na lang ang kilo ron  sa kadaghan atol sa celebration sa 'KADAYAWAN" thanksgiving for the bountiful harvest..it's annual celebration..in fact local holiday sa Davao City this coming Friday, Aug. 20 for the said celebration..  prutas arang daghana... sige lang basin ma timingan ra nako to unod nga gapula :D...

Colorful man kuno ning Kadayawan, Bay Aqs. Post unya og pictures sa festival...
#76300
Health and Food / Bad eggs!
August 19, 2010, 08:21:12 AM
Egg recall tied to salmonella grows to 380 million

By MIKE STOBBE and MARY CLARE JALONICK, Associated Press
56 mins ago

ATLANTA â€" Hundreds of people have been sickened in a salmonella outbreak linked to eggs in three states and possibly more, and health officials on Wednesday dramatically expanded a recall to 380 million eggs.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is working with state health departments to investigate the illnesses. No deaths have been reported, said Dr. Christopher Braden, a CDC epidemiologist involved in the investigation.

Initially, 228 million eggs were recalled but that number was increased to the equivalent of nearly 32 million dozen-egg cartons.

Minnesota, a state with some of the best food-borne illness investigators in the country, has tied at least seven salmonella illnesses to the eggs.

Other states have seen a jump in reports of the type of salmonella. For example, California has reported 266 illnesses since June and believes many are related to the eggs. Colorado saw 28 cases in June and July, about four times the usual number. Spikes or clusters of suspicious cases have also been reported in Arizona, Nevada, Illinois, Texas and Wisconsin.

Salmonella is the most common bacterial form of food poisoning. And the strain involved in the outbreak is the most common strain of salmonella, accounting for roughly 20 percent of all salmonella food poisonings.