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Quote from: Scarb on August 29, 2010, 08:15:54 PM
Gwargs asa naman ka ha? Wla pa kaw kahuman hudno imo pan bahog²?

(Pan burikat sa uban lugar sa Cebu ky pan bahog-bahog tawag )  

Lahi ra man tingali, Scarb. Ang pan burikat kay medyo pilit-pilit ang parte nga naa sa tunga-tunga...

Quote from: islander on August 28, 2010, 11:33:46 PM
bantog rang nasakpan ka, hubs.

Gitujo to naho, oi... 

On the other hand, here's a giant tadpole. Beautiful gihapon...

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 29, 2010, 02:41:46 AM

Hala sige ka pisok na diha. Ayaw hagok ha.

Nahinanok na...

Quote from: taga tigbao on August 29, 2010, 01:27:34 AM
Hahahaha. Naa pud diay kwaknet diri? 

Inday Bavarian, inig human unja nimo ug kuha sa order ni Bay Hubs, dire unja ka sabak-sabak naho.

He he, pwedeng mosimhot una kas ahong tudlo, Bay Tigs, samtang naghuwat kang maatiman... 

Quote from: islander on August 28, 2010, 11:36:18 PM
used tampons?!  daan pa lagi kong ikaw ang nagtakobang kwaknit dinhi sa tb, bai hubs.

He he, ako maoy agawon sa mga kwaknit, oi... 

Quote from: vrglguapo on August 29, 2010, 02:17:47 AM
I don't trust my best friends when it comes to women,,And i fell they don't trust me too..

Bitaw, dili angay iapil ang kauyaban sa trust-trust sa mga amigo... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 29, 2010, 02:48:22 AM
Wala ko kaila ug hala-an Toy.unsay lain name ana,..

Sure ko nga nakatilaw na la ani...

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 29, 2010, 02:46:49 AM
Hahaha.paghapin jud mo..

...kay basta naay roses, naa puy thorns. 

Quote from: Scarb on August 29, 2010, 08:49:54 PM
aha ang budi..posoy diay na other term? duwa baraha posoy? nakazuway na apan nakalimot napod unZaon to?

Unggoy-unggoy na lang, di ba mas alegre...

Ang labing epektibo nga love potion kanang gitigom sulod sa lagay... 

Quote from: Scarb on August 28, 2010, 11:13:42 PM
naa poy gi teziz diay? hee³ ♥ it..

Naa pa juy gazuwat og teziz... 

Quote from: Scarb on August 29, 2010, 09:10:40 PM
  Smile ko ron ky mobatzi una ko,mokaon ug inon-onan nga mangko.

Smile jud, kay beautiful baya ang smile sa mangko nga inon-onan...

- mangko nga nag-Rayban

Quote from: Chongki on August 29, 2010, 01:40:41 PM
meralco o mwss?

He he, ngano bitaw nga na-Meralco man ni, nga MWSS man sa news item...

Quote from: Scarb on August 28, 2010, 08:44:42 PM
Mag prito kog mangko (tulingan) next week ky naay manulong nako nga pinay..tuzlob dayon tuyomanzi - yummy..!

Kining tuyomanzi, Scarb, duol-duol ra ni sa patizito?

Quote from: Scarb on August 28, 2010, 08:56:23 PM
Mao tali nay moment sa tanang moment nga dli ikabaylo ug laing momentum 

Delikado kon mawad-an sa momentum, preterm birth ang resulta... 

Quote from: Scarb on August 28, 2010, 08:59:09 PM
Dli ang gibilin maoy mag aliwaroz tali ky tiaw bay malibon ky wlay tighagbaz? agoizt..

Delikado diay nga himoong kampo sa mga tungaw... 

Quote from: Scarb on August 28, 2010, 08:53:55 PM
Morag adto una kos gynecolitog ky dli pa man ko colkogonon ugh§

He he, ayaw lag kompyansa kon lalaki ang imong gynecolitog... 

Quote from: Scarb on August 28, 2010, 08:51:54 PM
yatap§..! naa juy mag alingazä ana ron bugto fah..!

Mag-alingasa kay naay asawang gibilin? 

Morag moment ni nga naay momentum unya inigkahuman, huwazan... 

Quote from: Scarb on August 28, 2010, 08:40:36 PM
It sounds gamatitoy ra na colitog, ang colkog ky dinagko man pod? 

Bitaw, no? Dagko both ang pangcolkog ug ang colkogonon?

Quote from: jas4 on August 28, 2010, 08:40:06 PM
sad to say, I know that... I was just looking for the "real source"

He he, sad to say nga wa diay ta magkasinabot. I was responding to your "St. Augustine = North Florida"...

Quote from: islander on August 28, 2010, 08:33:08 PM
ako lang gi-confirm, officially.

Thank you for officiating. 

Quote from: islander on August 28, 2010, 08:20:26 PM
ikaw na.

He he, dugay ra nako nang gikumpisal diri sa TB... 

He he, malagmit daghan ang nag-ampo nga maoy ma-number 1... 

Instant noodle man gud, basin diha hinuoy nakaideya og pamaagi nga mahimong instant millionaire... 

Quote from: islander on August 28, 2010, 02:27:10 PM
PS, OT: 

Unsa ni, PISOT? 

A man decided to march in the Holy Crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend.

He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

"You gave me the wrong key!"

Quote from: bugsay on August 28, 2010, 07:35:02 PM
way time bai Hubs kay naay klase ang mga kids....basin sa summer na kon naay bala...

Tayming pud, basin puhon madakpan na ang kaigsoonan natong nahisalaag sa hiwi nga highway sa kinabuhi...

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on August 28, 2010, 06:25:43 PM
“As if mocking President Aquino, who exposed anomalies in MWSS in his first State-of-the-Nation address on July 25, Cruz, the day after or on July 26, drew from the funds some P238,000 in ‘privatization anniversary’ bonuses when all officials were supposed to carry out the President’s orders to instill reforms in their respective agencies and to rid their departments of corruption,” Herrera-Dy said.

Here's the pertinent portion of President Aquino's SONA:

This is also what happened to the funds of the MWSS. Just recently, people lined up for water while the leadership of the MWSS rewarded itself even though the pensions of retired employees remain unpaid.

The entire payroll of the MWSS amounts to 51.4 million pesos annually. But this isn’t the full extent of what they receive: they receive additional allowances and benefits amounting to 81.1 million pesos. In short, they receive 211.5 million pesos annually. Twenty four percent of this is for normal salaries, and sixty six percent is added on.

The average worker receives up to 13th month pay plus a cash gift. In the MWSS, they receive the equivalent of over thirty months pay if you include all their additional bonuses and allowances.

What we discovered in the case of the salaries of their board of trustees is even more shocking. Let’s take a look at the allowances they receive:

Attending board of trustees and board committee meetings, and you get fourteen thousands pesos. This totals ninety eight thousand pesos a month. They also get an annual grocery incentive of eighty thousand pesos.

And that’s not all. They get a mid-year bonus, productivity bonus, anniversary bonus, year-end bonus, and financial assistance. They not only get a Christmas bonus, but an additional Christmas package as well. Each of these amounts to eighty thousand pesos. All in all, each member of the board receives two and a half million pesos a year exclusive of car service, technical assistance, and loans. Let me repeat. They award themselves all of these while being in arrears for the pensions of their retired employees.

Even the La Mesa watershed wasn’t spared. In order to ensure an adequate supply of water, we need to protect our watersheds. In watersheds, trees are needed. Where there should be trees, they built homes for the top officials of the MWSS.

Quote from: Scarb on August 28, 2010, 07:03:09 PM
Anha jud mag-agi..kalidadiz ang taste 

Mora diayg adiz-adiz ang kalidad, nah, magkarambola sa puz-on... 

Quote from: Scarb on August 28, 2010, 06:12:28 PM
Nice Weekend tanan..! 

 

 Ijara mao pay pagbudlat nako woi  

Gilakdan na diay kang Mr. Sunnyboi... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 28, 2010, 06:15:51 PM

But di ko ganahan mo kaon ana ever.

Pero halaan, Mist, ganahan ka...

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 28, 2010, 06:17:36 PM

Pait ug imong dugangan ug para mo pait,but tam-is na japon Bay basta imong butangan ug sugar,,

He he, kon maohon, magsagol ang tam-is, pait, parat, ug aslom... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 28, 2010, 06:15:00 PM


Hahaha,kabaho pod ana oi,bahalag wa buwak,basta naay bed.

Bahalag way bed, basta naay gakson-gakson... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 28, 2010, 06:48:05 PM

Impaktong dagko damo gid pod ba.

He he, lainlain ang hitsura ug abilidad sa mga impakto, naay naglupadlupad, nagluksolukso, nagtuwadtuwad... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 28, 2010, 06:13:35 PM
Korek!! Subay lang jud sa saktong dalan,ang katapusan ikaw mag tingsi..

Unya kon ang uban magtingsi pud didto sa ilang dalan, aw, ikalipay lang gud pud nato... 

Quote from: Scarb on August 28, 2010, 06:10:11 PM
Toinks grabe ang veygah sa baje duh-ajeje 

Makaingon lang ta kay nasakpan man...

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 28, 2010, 06:26:53 PM
Ug magkapamang rapod pyts na pod.

Magpatulog-tulog diay, he he. Inigkabuntag mora ra kunohay og way nahitabo... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on August 20, 2010, 04:01:49 PM
gali kog too aning bah

Impaktong gagmay damo man gali.

Naghuwat sa rayna...

Quote from: Scarb on August 24, 2010, 06:44:41 AM
Nakasakay ko ana gamatitoy pako adto..dapit sa carbon man tali to padong tabuan..basta kuyog nako papa whoaaa dli jud ko malimot adto ky mao to pag adto namo sa syudad ky gipalitan kog complete attire sa Girl Scout..whoaa mazubay taman gyod ni agaray..!

Brownie pa tali ka ato, Scarb, kay gamatitoy pa man kaha ka.

Quote from: Chongki on August 27, 2010, 05:37:50 PM
basta naay kama pyts na

Kon naay kama-ngonon OK pud... 

Lain na ba pud ni nga incident? 

http://boholchronicle.com/2010/aug/25/front1.htm

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 28, 2010, 04:43:03 PM

Kaning kawatana dugay ra ning wa nasumpo..

Unsaon nga naa may mga baje nga manghayhay og panty unya magpahipi kay mag-atang kon kinsay modughit... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 28, 2010, 04:31:14 PM
Everything is beautiful,..basta huwag nalang isipin ang nakaraan na naging malungkot ka,,, dahil those times na down ka ay nakatulong na ikaw ay maka appreciate more na ang buhay talaga ay beautiful.

Pero kon malipayon ka karon, kadtong mga kaguol nga nanglabay dili na man unsa kasakit paminawon... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 28, 2010, 04:26:43 PM
Hahaha.kaingon ko ug naapil ug kaon..

Makahutoy man na kon matulon kay masangit sa tilaok... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 28, 2010, 04:22:20 PM
Kilawon jud,di na manghatag ija ra jud na basta naa siyay mapalit,di man pod ko mo kaon kay kilaw man..

Kilaw bitaw ang best sa imbaw. Kahinumdom ko nga sa gamay pa ko gitudloan ko ni Tatay nga gamiton lang ang kumagko pagbuak sa shell.

Hangtod karon ganahan kog pagkaon nga parat-parat ug basa-basa... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 28, 2010, 04:20:54 PM
Ayaw pag hulat Toy,pagkuha ug e dayan dayan..hahaha.

Aw, ako hinuon, pwede bisan buwak sa utot-utot... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 28, 2010, 03:20:18 PM
Hahaha.Marriage is not a bed of roses..tinuod dili na uso ang roses karon,kalachchi na.. ..Bitaw ig mo higda ka unya nawala ang ang roses kay tunok nalang ang nahabilin,kuha-a nalamng pod ang tunok ug higda lang gihapon,hangtud nga mabuhi ug balik ang roses..

Huwat lang jud hangtod buwak na sa kalachuchi ang gikinahanglan para idayandayan... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 28, 2010, 03:17:20 PM
Paborito nas ako papa ang imbaw Toy.

Unsaon niya? Sugba, tuwa, o kilaw?

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 28, 2010, 03:05:19 PM

Hahaha ug nganong na pahak beh? gi opawan?

Nangalarot sa pagbinagnos. Lahi ra pud tong kinortehan... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 28, 2010, 02:45:14 PM
Hahaha,napahak jud, wa ba diay na liki..

Liki na man daan... 

Quote from: ms da binsi on August 28, 2010, 09:05:19 AM
I like everything in LIFE! the ups and downs, richer and poorer, sickness and health, THEY ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL to me!

As for the world being beautiful, kahinumdom man lang ko sa balak ni Edna St. Vincent Millay:


God's World
 
O WORLD, I cannot hold thee close enough!   
      Thy winds, thy wide grey skies!   
      Thy mists that roll and rise!   
Thy woods, this autumn day, that ache and sag   
And all but cry with colour! That gaunt crag         
To crush! To lift the lean of that black bluff!   
World, World, I cannot get thee close enough!   
   
Long have I known a glory in it all,   
      But never knew I this;   
      Here such a passion is   
As stretcheth me apart. Lord, I do fear   
Thou'st made the world too beautiful this year.   
My soul is all but out of me,â€"let fall   
No burning leaf; prithee, let no bird call.

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 28, 2010, 02:39:17 PM
Gipasaylo nimo ngano? Ug mo utro lain napod nga pasaylo?

Pasaylo nga walay kinutoban,
Kini ang maayong pagtulon-an.

Quote from: islander on August 28, 2010, 02:08:23 PM
pangadye nga di mabalian, inat dayon lugti hinoon ang kinutoban.

Kinutoban sa kuto mao ang buhok sa ulo
Diin kini nanimuyo nga walay gipasaylo.

He he, cool pud ning "re-make beauty". Mora mag sine...

Quote from: islander on August 28, 2010, 01:43:46 PM
gihimo gyod tawon ning sample si meg ryan para sa anti-plastic surgery.  'never mess with a pretty face,' matod pa.  daghan ang gisayangan nga iyang gihilabtan iyang nawong. 

kadto ra tingaling morag nawong ug aswang ang angay magpa-plastic surgery, labi na kadtong naguba tungod ug aksidente.     

Dili na lang gud magpa-plastic surgery. Magmaskara na lang... 

Quote from: jas4 on August 28, 2010, 02:07:29 PM
maybe... all we can do is assume kay di man makita ang news sa jacksonville.com.

A textual perusal of the news item would show that "St. Augustine" serves as the dateline and "north Florida" is a modifier (however vague) of the woman.

Quote from: jas4 on August 28, 2010, 01:42:51 PM
St. Augustine = North Florida???


Naa kay specific link sa news?

I guess the place of origin of the news item is St. Augustine but the woman is from North Florida.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100828/ap_on_re_us/us_woman_decapitated

Durian tingali ang angay nga snacks sa mga bata didto...

THE Davao City Health Office (CHO) reported Friday that 16 more patients, mostly children, died of dengue, bringing to 57 the number of deaths caused by the mosquito-borne disease since January, this year.

CHO Head Josephine Villafuerte noted that although the morbidity rate of dengue in Davao City has gone down, the mortality rate "is still higher compared to 2009."

From August 1 to 24, 16 more deaths due to dengue were recorded by the health office.

There were 41 deaths recorded from January to July this year. Villafuerte said most of those who died from dengue were children.

Villafuerte said the number of dengue cases reported from January to July remained above the alert threshold, but were not consistently above the epidemic threshold. Alert and epidemic thresholds are based on a five-year trend.

There were 441 cases reported in January as against the alert threshold of 243 and epidemic threshold of 461. The mortality rate was highest in February, which had 373 cases, against an alert threshold of 187 and an epidemic threshold of 279.

In March there were 247 cases against an alert threshold of 168 and epidemic threshold of 288; 260 cases in April against an alert threshold of 165 and epidemic threshold of 322; and 104 cases in May against an alert threshold of 191 and 409 for the epidemic threshold.

The number of cases soared in June to 417 as against an alert level of 256 and epidemic threshold of 525. In July the numbers dropped to 322 dengue cases with alert level of 271 and epidemic threshold of 271.

"From August 1 to 24 our dengue cases are at 175. Right now we're below the alert threshold," Villafuerte said.

Villafuerte said she expects the number to drop in the coming weeks after the City Government intensified its campaign to prevent and control the spread of dengue.

"Ang critical na ngayon is how to cure the patients. Medyo mataas ang mortality rate natin, 19 last month and 16 as of August 24. When I asked what were the reasons why namatay yung mga pasyente the doctors said it's because matagal bago nadala sa hospital ang mga pasyente," Villafuerte.

Dengue, according to Villafuerte, does not have a cure. Its symptoms include fever that goes away, on average, after the third day, which is also usually when other signs of dengue appear.

“Magkakaroon ng red spots yung katawan. Kailangan kung napansin na paulit ulit yung lagnat dito pa lang maidala na sa ospital yung pasyente," Villafuerte said. (Patients will have rashes. It’s best if patients are brought to the hospital when it is noticed that the fever keeps returning.)

Villafuerte said a dengue patient whose platelets have gone up may be advised to go home.

She added the health office continues to monitor areas with the most number of cases.

"Consistent pa rin ang areas ng Talomo, Toril, Buhangin, kasi ang mga areas na ito are swampy areas. We're continuing our advisory to schools to conduct regular clean-up drives within their school,” she also said.

Villafuerte also said it is included in the 4S against dengue for people to wear protective gear, such as choosing to wear long over short pants.

She reminded that prevention can be done by avoiding mosquito bites; eliminating pockets of stagnant water that serve as breeding sites of mosquitoes at home, in workplaces, and other vicinities; not storing water in open containers; covering all water containers; preventing mosquito entry by keeping doors closed and windows screened; wearing protective clothing like long-sleeved shirts, long pants, socks and shoes when outdoors; using mosquito nets at home; scrubbing and cleaning margins of containers used for water (to dislodge the eggs of Aedes aegypti); and covering overhead tanks to prevent mosquitoes gaining access.

The dengue virus is transmitted to humans through the Aedes aegypti mosquito, which bites in the daytime.

Dengue symptoms usually include fever within five to six days; severe headache; severe joint and muscle pains; nausea and vomiting; skin rashes (the rash may appear over most of the body three to four days after fever); and bleeding from the nose, gums, or under the skin, causing purplish bruises. (JCZ/With Sunnex)


Published in the Sun.Star Davao newspaper on August 28, 2010.

Ni Vincie L. Monterde

WA nay angay kabalak-an kadtong mga nangandam na alang sa eleksyon sa Barangay ug sa Sangguniang Kabataan (SK) sa Oktubre 25 ning tuiga tungod kay wa nay babag ang pagpahigayon niini.

Mao kini ang pasalig ni Kongresista Eduardo Gullas human nga gimando gyud sa liderato sa Kongreso ang paghinayon sa synchronize election.

Si Gullas nga usa sa nisang-at og balaudnon alang sa pag-uswag sa dungan nga eleksyon sa Barangay ug SK nitug-an atol sa press conference kagahapong adlawa nga mahinayon na gyud ang eleksyon .

Niadtong Dominggo, usa ka tigom ang gihimo nga gitambungan nila ni House Speaker Feliciano Belmonte ug sa pipila ka mga senador ug gituki ang 31 ka mga balaudnon alang sa pag-uswag sa eleksyon.

Lakip sa nitambong mao ang mga sakop sa House Committee on Suffrage ug Electoral Reforms.

Sa mao nga tigom gikasabutan nga i-lay on the table ang maong balaudnon.

Gihimo na sab ang laing tigom niadtong Miyerkoles ug naaprobahan gyud ang paglangay una sa pagtuki sa maong balaudnon sa botos nga 22-15.

Matod ni Gullas nga kon gipatambong pa ang mga proponent sa 31 ka balaudnon alang sa pag-uswag , segurado gyud siya nga silang pabor ang modaog ug way eleksyon nga mahitabo.

Kon napasar pa sab ang mao nga balaudnon, supakon gyud kini ni Presidente Benigno Aquino III.

Si Aquino mas pabor nga dayunon gyud ang eleksyon sa barangay ug SK sa Oktubre.

Ang mga proponent sa pag-uswag nangatarungan nga mas maayong gastuhon ang P3 bilyunes kapin nga gahin sa laing katuyoan inay sa eleksyon.

Kay bag-o pa sab nga nahuman ang lokal ug nasudnon nga eleksyon.


Gipatik sa mantalaang Sun.Star Superbalita Cebu sa Agosto 28, 2010.

Florida woman decapitated; boyfriend arrested

Fri Aug 27, 10:24 pm ET


ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. â€" Authorities are saying a 48-year-old north Florida woman was decapitated and dismembered, and her boyfriend has been charged with murder in her death.

The St. Johns County Sheriff's Office said Friday that parts of 48-year-old Jan Dunn Keller were found wrapped in a tarp in a garage at a home she shared with her boyfriend, 51-year-old Timothy Dale Rose. Authorities say other body parts were found buried in a nearby wooded area.

Keller, an elementary school teacher, was reported missing Monday. When deputies went to her home, they found Rose unconscious with an empty pill bottle and shotgun nearby.

A jail official didn't know whether he had an attorney.

A motive for the killing has not been determined.


Information from: The Florida Times-Union, http://www.jacksonville.com

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on August 28, 2010, 11:27:42 AM
Na ultimo gani swimsuit sa akong mga pag umangkon gikawat sa hayhayan unsa pa kaha ang lap top.

Naay manughit og panty pero wa man tingali plano nga ibaligya ang kinawat...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on August 28, 2010, 11:18:02 AM
Hahah pastilan,tua diay siya sa alternative sa divorce. Abi nako Toy ug madato dagway ning byudaha ni kay basin dako ug makobra insurance.

He he, kon maabswelto, kwartang malabo... 

Quote from: islander on August 28, 2010, 01:15:07 PM
cool indeed, this lil' lorenz.  i hope bugsay and hubag and other lorenzos will follow suit.

Here I am!

Quote from: ms da binsi on August 28, 2010, 09:02:42 AM


HANGGAW!!!!    

He he, nia pay laing cool souvenir photo. Can you identify the beach? 

Quote from: ms da binsi on August 28, 2010, 08:51:34 AM
hala ka oi! mas gwapa man ang remake!!! ug ma preha ni Heide MOntag nga hapit na mahimong wakwak?

Kini kaha?

Usahay, ligad-ligad lang...

Kinahanglan maayong pagkatrangka ang pultahan...

Quote from: bugsay on August 28, 2010, 07:59:01 AM
awooohhh!!!!

He he, hangtod ba sa sunod takdol ka diha sa atoa, Bay Bugs?

Quote from: bugsay on August 28, 2010, 07:57:51 AM
sama ani bai Hubs, pero wa'y purol...

Way purol? Mora diayg si Lorenzo... 

Quote from: bugsay on August 28, 2010, 08:00:33 AM
zinugdanan palang gani...kapoy na!!!

Na, basin nabali, unya na maabtik kon hapit na matapos, parehas sa pangadye! 

Quote from: bugsay on August 28, 2010, 08:06:08 AM
mao na ni'ng panahuna nga kinahanglang higugmaon ang asawa....

He he, ang nakadaot lang kon way hanaw ang amaw sa laraw sa kapikas kansang kasakit wa kahungaw...

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 19, 2010, 07:36:34 PM
Pagbabaktas Toy.

He he, pagbabagtak na lang... 

Quote from: Scarb on August 27, 2010, 05:35:13 AM
Dinagko na ijaha ky tagza ra makalogzong dli matagbaw ug sinalmon ra 

Sagolan na lang kahag tiki para modaghan...

Quote from: islander on August 22, 2010, 12:38:44 PM
tingali bayag naay lugar sa bohol nga angay nganlan sa una pa ug 'the terminator'.

He he, The Terminator nga naay touches of The Godfather? 

Usa ka baje nagpakonsulta sa usa ka fortune teller.

Matod sa mananag-an, "Andama ang imong kaugalingon kay mabiyuda ka. Usa ka makalilisang nga kamatayon ang nagpaabot sa imong bana karong tuiga."

Nagkurog ang baje, ug human moginhawa og halawom, halos dili madungog ang tingog nga nangutana, "Unsa man, maabswelto ba ko?"

Kris sa DOH ug pepper pellets sa DOST. Not bad.

Quote from: BolBuhol on August 27, 2010, 10:18:41 PM
swat

sirit waykurat ang tae

Hmm. Indeed, women are good at multitasking...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on August 28, 2010, 12:10:17 AM
pwerte bitaw nang dakoang pahak ang naa sa bilahan. hehehe

Bwahaha! Mapahak jud kon siging bagnouz sa namouz... 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on August 28, 2010, 05:11:05 AM
Tanan nga dautang binuharan, dunay katapuzan

Katapuzan sa kalibutan hapit na kuno, dajon adunay bag-ong zinugdanan. 

Quote from: chris robin on August 28, 2010, 03:23:54 AM
I am assuming you mean an ex-prostitute.  You'd have to be a pretty understanding guy to have a wife still working.  But, assuming that she has stopped is healthy and you have a great relationship, why not.  Being a prostitute does not make her an alien.  She is still a person.  The reason why most men say they would never, is because they are insecure.

Insecure, yes. And then some.

Quote from: cujo on August 27, 2010, 11:09:25 PM
Thank you.

Small is beautiful. Here's one more for the nonce.

Quote from: BolBuhol on August 27, 2010, 10:20:11 PM
galo pnp swat

He he, galo lo galing ang mga tamba loslos maong buliskad ang utok.

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on August 28, 2010, 03:26:24 AM
Paborito nako karon ang MAJOR MAJOR

Major Problem morag korek nga gatikawtikaw sa lim-aw, unsa pa kaha kon mahimo nang General Mayhem, patay jud tanan.

Quote from: Scarb on August 28, 2010, 04:20:18 AM
Hago man na complicated ky wlay raro 

Hago tingali, pero perti pud ang palami... 

Quote from: bugsay on August 27, 2010, 09:07:54 PM
yes!!!!!

Naghudyaka ang kanahan, ay. Sama ani... 

Quote from: Scarb on August 24, 2010, 01:13:12 AM

unza man na injo gihuna huna woi-ew man?

He he, woi-ew, este, sayop bitaw ang among hunahuna. Abi namog uthoth ra, ighith na man diay... 

- nawong sa nakaighith

Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job?
Applicant: I did not actually leave my last job. My last job left me.
Interviewer? What do you mean?
Applicant: Well, my company relocated, and they did not tell me where!

Quote from: Scarb on August 24, 2010, 07:39:24 PM

Mora man nig espongha nga gikunis-kunis... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on August 27, 2010, 06:17:32 PM
Baktin ra ba diay kamao Bay Hubs...ang butakaw diay?

Ang butakaw di na mag-ungad-ungad pa. Motakmag dajon... 

Quote from: Scarb on August 27, 2010, 07:42:00 PM
Moras naglakaw sa atong karsada nga daghan libaong, nadugay nga likay² natikalhob hinoon-boom adä..! 

Labi nag tahor, morag linaktan ni Col. Kilgore (Robert Duvall) sa Apocalypse Now...   

Quote from: islander on August 27, 2010, 07:54:15 PM
o kaha moburot ang tiyan.

Mora diayg baki? (Oops, speaking bad words...) 

Quote from: Scarb on August 27, 2010, 06:10:22 PM
Manginit ra ija dunggan og mo expand ang liog..eng³

Liog-liog sa flashlight?   

Quote from: Scarb on August 27, 2010, 07:51:32 PM
Whoa batzi una ko ky moadto kos kusina manghu-ong..! breaky is ovah 

He he, morag napazmo na man tingali ka rong orasa... 

Quote from: Scarb on August 27, 2010, 07:50:05 PM
Batmunang,está em moda atualmente...tartufismo..incredibilizmouz! ajehehe jama²

Ang tartufo tarantado ist der obispo de onanismo auch! Bwahaha, scaramouche ginamouche jama² por diouche!