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Quote from: luckybelle on September 21, 2010, 07:53:53 PM
Or try making it a fishing line
To catch big fish and take home for dine

Quote from: Scarb on September 21, 2010, 07:46:19 PM
"puro bukog,walay unod" - nonsense, wla tay makuha nga pagtulon-an or kinaAdman 
                                  -gain no knowledge @ all


Example: Dli ko nahan kana nga Politiko or kana nga persona ang modiskorzo ky..."puro bukog.wlay unod" 

Quote from: luckybelle on September 21, 2010, 07:47:12 PM
Bwahahahahaha.... Nope I won't, I don't wanna end up in jail 

Quote from: Chongki on September 20, 2010, 11:56:42 PM
makaon ning pantiha?

Quote from: vhinz08 on September 21, 2010, 07:31:45 PM

Inat inata aron mo tangkag        buotan diay ka Ms. Isles sa bata ka pa.   
Sagad sa mga tigulang pansina ilang mga dawonggan dagko.

Quote from: luckybelle on September 21, 2010, 07:32:01 PM
Or use it as a rope swing
Enjoy while you are clinging

Quote from: Scarb on September 21, 2010, 05:04:35 PM
Dakong sajop manoi-Huboi ky ako bawon rice ug inon-Onan 

Quote from: luckybelle on September 21, 2010, 07:17:45 PM

Or try attaching it to the pulley
And Let your burden be carried fully

Quote from: luckybelle on September 17, 2010, 06:33:52 PM
bwahahahahahahaha... mao gajud bay hubs.... pero ang uban lipay kaayo kay daghan pare... parehas nila...nilalaque

Quote from: Scarb on September 21, 2010, 04:57:23 PM
Unja kaw manoi-Huboi nagmahay diay ka nga migawas ug misulod?






sa....Seminary gud...

Quote from: BolBuhol on September 21, 2010, 05:01:48 PM
xhusband
xwife

Quote from: vhinz08 on September 21, 2010, 06:43:34 PM
Mas ok jud ang dize Bay Hubs humot ug juicy pa jud 

Quote from: Scarb on September 21, 2010, 06:51:59 PM
And..i believe the  existence of powerlicious Opaw extract§  (bahakhak)

Quote from: Scarb on September 21, 2010, 06:57:39 PM
"puro bukog.wlay unod" 

Quote from: vhinz08 on September 21, 2010, 07:00:25 PM
Maulaw kay mangita man ko ug small size bwahahahahaha     

Quote from: BolBuhol on September 21, 2010, 04:39:53 PM
ginahidlaw jud mo san nako no

Quote from: BolBuhol on September 21, 2010, 06:49:24 PM
indi ah ang akon ara gid dungandungan daw ido na totoy

Quote from: vhinz08 on September 21, 2010, 06:34:06 PM
Nakahinumdum ko ani gisugo ko ug napkin sa akong amiga     ulaw pod baya     murag hingpalit ko ug condom.   

Quote from: BolBuhol on September 21, 2010, 06:36:15 PM
monagpareha sang sakyanang

Quote from: Scarb on September 21, 2010, 06:38:00 PM
Right:

R-as in right-handed
ight-as in "ey-giht"

Aton sa India og Africa indi gid ginagamit sang pang-ilö -jaks hakshiks

Quote from: Scarb on September 21, 2010, 06:18:48 PM
I see, you are SWEATilicious...! 

Quote from: Scarb on September 21, 2010, 06:04:49 PM
@ Meister Huboi, guzto mo ba masayod gid why "Right" sang ako hambal? 

Quote from: Scarb on September 21, 2010, 06:10:21 PM
Mao gid sang resultat ini anghel with sungay ! 

Quote from: Scarb on September 21, 2010, 04:45:30 PM
"ah.. amn..oh,.. me? damnn with a Dambuhala
                      milked with a gataZan..oh.. em.. ah
   -sori this was my first time attempting to know what anger is...evah,
                uhm ,,maay..pa..mi..lie..nevah..teach ..me (emote 2 d max)
                             oh.. ah.. em..thank you? labaw pa kang tangkyu..!"
(proud to be candidate of theziz Debater)-Ms.MilkyWay 

Quote from: BolBuhol on September 21, 2010, 05:14:23 PM
ang anger galing gid ini sang kinaladman na sa imon na kasingkasing og mga ginabati nga mga kagolkol sag doghang mga ginagbati nag dolom ag mga p*** na ginagbatyag mo man indi man nimo ilabilabi gid nga kag taas taasan sang lantaw kay makahimo gid sa imo mga wala kag deskarteng maayo mo tapos sang mga kagolkol kag mahambal mo na gid magapoli na gid sang ayo ayo

Quote from: Scarb on September 21, 2010, 06:00:50 PM
Unzwah gid akoa, abi kog ang babaeng ginasampania(gidugo olds term) dli gid sang ginagamit 

Manu ini ako uyok gana una man gid sang lantaw? 

Quote from: BolBuhol on September 21, 2010, 04:29:01 PM
ang akon gid may dulunggan daw totoy

Quote from: BolBuhol on September 21, 2010, 04:42:01 PM
balot siktin des

Quote from: BolBuhol on September 21, 2010, 04:25:36 PM
indi gid ako magsingtoo sang mga hambal ninyo diri bla, kon ako man lang sila gina hambalhambal ani gid ning sugong opawon lang ning ginagawas san akon matinlo gid kag lutaw kag damo gid pag kong icompara mon man ang mga ilongo sang indi ilongo kag maga buhi mas lutaw gid sang ilongo kag hinlo gid bla sang babae gag balikbalik gid pod ug ginahidlaw gid sang toto

Quote from: islander on September 20, 2010, 12:06:46 PM
super!  lupig si vrglguapo.

Quote from: vrglguapo on September 20, 2010, 04:28:07 PM
mao gyud mas taas lang akong bungot ug gamay compara kay hubs..

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 21, 2010, 07:07:46 AM
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

Quote from: cujo on September 20, 2010, 08:55:23 PM
I was angry with my friend:
I told my wrath,my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe;
I told it not,my wrath did grow.

William Blake

Quote from: Scarb on September 21, 2010, 06:00:51 AM

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 21, 2010, 07:10:15 AM
Hmmmmmmmm igo man sad ta ana...

Quote from: cujo on September 21, 2010, 10:55:26 AM
Swing like a monkey and hold tight to the next tree,if you fell...well maybe it is not so bad to learn what's down on the ground.

Quote from: Scarb on September 21, 2010, 05:03:00 AM
Stands out as a beacon of hope in the darkness, to guide you through rough emotional seas.


Or...jump right to the next ledge and let it go...booom 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 21, 2010, 12:30:10 AM
Hahhahaha...Unsa kaha no kung ang ikog sa mga lalaki gihimo sa Ginoo sama anang sugong ni hubs, kahadlok mura ta anig isada nga naigo og taga. Unya kung ang gamay naa sa punuan, pastilan mission impossible gyud na. Kalooy namong mga babaye no...

Quote from: hofelina on September 21, 2010, 05:52:40 AM
hubs bahala na basta dili lang mahimong bakeh!

Quote from: Scarb on September 21, 2010, 04:47:37 AM
Are you Right-handed or Left-handed?

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 21, 2010, 07:26:58 AM
Aha to you also...(I know what you are thinking)..

Quote from: jorgeanna on September 21, 2010, 12:12:16 AM
sukol kaayo lol!

Quote from: cujo on September 20, 2010, 09:52:51 PM
Yeah,the green monokini looks like he is checking if he still can see it.

Quote from: islander on September 20, 2010, 09:39:11 PM
i'll place my bet on the last guy with the green monokini.

Quote from: islander on September 19, 2010, 09:45:04 PM
ang klarong birth control, balut kay makabay0t!

Quote from: hofelina on September 21, 2010, 05:04:33 AM


Flawless Fruit

Orthodox Jews inspect an etrog, a type of citrus fruit, for imperfections at a market in Jerusalem. The fruit plays an important part in the rituals accompanying the Jewish holiday of Sukkot which begins later this week.

Quote from: Scarb on September 21, 2010, 04:45:58 AM
"all Hammer.no Nail" 

Quote from: Scarb on September 21, 2010, 04:44:35 AM

   "all lime and salt, no tequila" 

Quote from: cujo on September 20, 2010, 08:41:21 PM
You need to bushwhack that one.

Quote from: luckybelle on September 20, 2010, 08:38:56 PM

Quote from: islander on September 20, 2010, 08:30:45 PM
but i thought you and bugsay are the models for this building? 

Quote from: luckybelle on September 20, 2010, 08:27:14 PM

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 19, 2010, 11:39:38 PM
Ga huna huna kog unsay akong tan-awon karon while napisok ring usa.

Quote from: luckybelle on September 20, 2010, 08:17:21 PM

Quote from: luckybelle on September 20, 2010, 08:10:15 PM
Or when the storm is too strong
Don't give up
Secure everything with a knot

Quote from: islander on September 17, 2010, 11:26:45 PM

hehehe, i know you guys are extremely adventurous.  you would go for an island in the stream with a windowless tower in the middle.

Quote from: luckybelle on September 18, 2010, 07:49:18 AM
;Dna dili ba kaha ni criminal c guy....? allergic pud q sa cat... naa pay lain pilian...?

Quote from: luckybelle on September 18, 2010, 05:47:33 PM
hay kini c bay hubs ug bay bugs, abtik kaayo basta mga bahoon..................hehehehe...............baho jud tingali ni ila mga like.............hehehe....

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 19, 2010, 11:31:30 PM

Naa pod lab-as nga tawong noh.

Quote from: luckybelle on September 20, 2010, 07:52:21 PM
Or try using it as boat string
Released! And sail new land

Quote from: luckybelle on September 20, 2010, 07:45:25 PM


Or try making it a laundry string
Where your tears could dry

Quote from: islander on September 20, 2010, 07:36:19 PM
emanate (verb) 

meaning:  come forth; give off 

synonyms:  arise, birth, derive, discharge, egress, emerge, emit, exhale, exit, exude, flow, initiate, issue, originate, proceed, radiate, rise, send forth, spring, stem 

sentence:  e man ate a crocodayl.

Quote from: luckybelle on September 20, 2010, 07:27:57 PM

Quote from: bugsay on September 20, 2010, 07:02:42 PM
maho misong?

Quote from: islander on September 17, 2010, 10:15:35 PM
angay na paludhon ni si hubsay da.  gilamian uroy ning duha sa ilang tipas-tipas, hahaha!  mga x-rated ug nawong ay. 

Quote from: luckybelle on September 20, 2010, 07:11:52 PM
nice



Or do the bungee jump

Quote from: bugsay on September 20, 2010, 07:09:54 PM
ang buhok sa bilahan pila na kaha ka metros ang gibalikis sa lubot...

Quote from: vrglguapo on September 18, 2010, 04:52:15 PM
akong sulayan ni nga recipe ang isda nga akong himoon nga escabeche kanang Bream..

Quote from: islander on September 20, 2010, 03:04:08 PM
it's like muddying the waters

Quote from: bugsay on September 20, 2010, 06:50:27 PM
baho'ng kigol!!!

Quote from: luckybelle on September 20, 2010, 06:36:31 PM
When you reach the end of your rope
And no one is holding the other end
Grab both ends and jump
Then you'll learned the fun of skipping rope
Cest' la' vie... just enjoy the fun

Quote from: Scarb on September 20, 2010, 05:52:45 PM
Lain pod tong muscle control sa dentata? 

Quote from: vrglguapo on September 20, 2010, 05:54:52 PM
Kan-on pa man gani na..

Quote from: Scarb on September 20, 2010, 05:51:44 PM
Palay lay napod ba..bizan guzto sa ginhawa,di lang kaya tali sa lagaitian ky manindog ang imong..______?








Buhok ..^_^   

Quote from: Scarb on September 20, 2010, 04:23:43 PM
' When you reach the end of your rope,....

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 19, 2010, 11:29:26 PM

Nag inusara jud kaha na,basin naay ka atbang sa duyan Toy,mangil raka.

Quote from: Candijaynon on September 20, 2010, 04:51:30 PM
pwede man ishampoo Manoy before ani para makaya sa imong ginhawaan. Gamiti lng ug betadine fights na. Hehehehe....

Quote from: fdaray on September 20, 2010, 04:41:44 PM
Ato kahang e ramble pag-estorya ang Bisaya og Tagalog.

Quote from: luckybelle on September 20, 2010, 02:15:07 PM
Ok ra hubs, pag kani iya matilapan matanggal gyod ning dalikdika.... unsa kaha flavor ani?

Quote from: Candijaynon on September 20, 2010, 04:28:14 PM
@ Bay Bugs & Manoy Botoy : mga hilabtanon......peace!

Quote from: bugsay on September 20, 2010, 04:27:17 PM
baho'g bugan!!!

Quote from: bugsay on September 20, 2010, 04:32:47 PM
si Bai Tigs...

Quote from: bugsay on September 20, 2010, 03:55:34 PM
ang daw kumajingking lang kadako, ana ipasok sa pikas tumoy......tan-awon ta'g di ba mag bogjong kon mangihi.

Quote from: islander on September 20, 2010, 03:12:33 PM
kini gyod hinoon nga design, exclusive gyod ni sa mga way tuli.  (asa ra man to si bolbuhol?  gimingaw na baya niya si hubsay.)

Quote from: bugsay on September 20, 2010, 04:11:32 PM
landlord: ang ingay ninyong nag-upa dyan!!!
bol-anon nga nag abang: upa's imong kagaral nga i**t na man gyud ni.

Quote from: bugsay on September 20, 2010, 03:51:47 PM
baho'g ilok pod!!!

Quote from: bugsay on September 20, 2010, 12:53:35 PM
baho'g tiil!!!!

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on September 20, 2010, 01:43:56 PM
Kay ngano man pud oroy nga di kaya sa imong ginhawa? Naa koy amiga nga threading iyang expertise sa pag ibot sa buhok unya sa arab country daw kasagaran mga babae hairless form down under threading pa jud daw kanang tanud gamiton pag ibot sa buhok.Di daw wad an ug trabaho ang pinay didto bahin aning mga butanga.Basin laki di pwede sama nimo Toy,Gapathreading ko sa akong kilay lami ug feeling oi unsa kahay feeling sa mga arab woman nga nagpa threading hahhaha. Lahi ra jud siguro sa brazilian bikini wax