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Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on September 27, 2010, 08:52:01 AM
nag lom lom ko sa langub, kay grabe kaiinit sa SOCAL....103!!!!

He he, ajaw palabiig lumlom basin mabugok imong itlog... 

Quote from: luckybelle on September 27, 2010, 02:34:57 AM
.........ngeeee.......kahadlok

Bisan sa beauty parlors basin naay demon beauticians... 

Quote from: bugsay on September 27, 2010, 10:11:52 AM
huyahuya ko yon....uyi bayay, tuyog.....

Yami sang tuyog kung wayay haboy-haboy gid!

(Bwahaha! Nagkalandrakas na!)

Quote from: bugsay on September 27, 2010, 10:15:09 AM
utot-utot?

He he, soft and fragrant tuod ang utot-utot, pero dili man moist...   

Quote from: fdaray on September 27, 2010, 07:23:49 AM
I'm allsighted.

He he, diay sample, ay...

Quote from: bugsay on September 27, 2010, 10:09:18 AM
bolbol sa elepante makapandow...

Makapandow ang bulbol sa elepante
Nga gipanamastamasan sa higante.

Quote from: luckybelle on September 27, 2010, 09:22:27 AM
kalooy... sadista pud ni si bay V2 gamay da

Unsay gamay. Siya ang kaiser sa mga sadista diris TB...

Quote from: Chongki on September 27, 2010, 10:00:30 AM
.... for me d best ang local na flower

Labi na kon soft, fragrant, and moist flower... 

Quote from: Chongki on September 27, 2010, 10:01:27 AM
.... sakto dia bay sa 88 nalang aron taas taas pa .... eat all u can 

Sakto kay anang panahona basin dila na lay puhonan... 

Quote from: bugsay on September 27, 2010, 10:00:57 AM
bwahahahaha......uyan na dyud..

Mwahaha! Magkamulol-mulol man ta ani. Impluwensiya tingali ni May Molmuhol! 

Quote from: bugsay on September 27, 2010, 09:57:52 AM
uy, nganong naamang na man ni?

Naghuwat kong motingog si Ms. Lucky...

Quote from: Chongki on September 27, 2010, 09:58:18 AM
..... and ends at 69 

He he, pwede mohangyo nga 88 na lang? 

Quote from: luckybelle on September 27, 2010, 09:24:02 AM
Sometimes baya, burag masukod nato kung kauwanon

Mitaw, burag bing-ot atong ilong...

Quote from: bugsay on September 27, 2010, 09:54:47 AM
laki?..

Quote from: fdaray on September 27, 2010, 07:26:23 AM
Because 0f the changing times, some proverbs are not true today.

Bitaw no? Basin karon, because of the changing times, life begins at 60. 

 

Quote from: luckybelle on September 27, 2010, 09:41:55 AM
Yikes! Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww... Bay hubs... pag tsur oy... kalood ba ato... hala burag tinood... Bay Vits naka-experience ka ato?  , Ay sorry di man diay ko dapat mo smile, dapat kani ay  ... kalooy pud

You were adequately warned!

Nahitabo to sa usa ka weightlifting tournament. Morag wa na jud tawon mahiuli sa naandan ang iyang sistema sa waste disposal.   

Quote from: Chongki on September 27, 2010, 09:35:45 AM
basig kontra sensyas tu sa nagbali adtu .... red flag is up diay tu sya

He he, hinaot unta nga wa pud mosuol ang almoranas o tonsil... 

Quote from: luckybelle on September 27, 2010, 02:01:29 AM
hahaha... kabalo kaayo c bay Vits sa butbot...butbuton siguro ni.... ;Dbwahaha

Mao ni ang suhito si Bay Vits? Butbot?


WARNING: Graphic, explicit, nauseating image of rectal prolapse. Kon lud-anon ka ajaw sunda ang link!


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rqMAyuq2-P0/R5RQXsPjV-I/AAAAAAAAAAk/fprNqu6PVEM/s320/weightlifter.jpg

Quote from: luckybelle on September 27, 2010, 09:20:18 AM

Pwede pa jud wa maminyo unya way anak...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 27, 2010, 08:27:33 AM
Basin nalimot og butang si Babaye og deodorant during the ceremony then si Lalaki naman nakalimot og mouthwash...Nalipong sila pareho sa baho.
(Joke lang)

Joke tuod pero daghang bayang naigo ani... 

Quote from: luckybelle on September 27, 2010, 02:08:01 AM

Pwede pud maminyo unya dili makaanak...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 27, 2010, 08:30:02 AM
Hahahhahah, supak ko ana. I was married for 10 years, wala man lagi ko nahimong caucasian.

Basin ang imong pangutok maoy nausab... 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on September 27, 2010, 08:49:50 AM
kalsada sa atong lungsod nga Bohol, lami nah kumpara sauna.....

Sauna sa atong paglakaw kita intawon mapandol.
Karon di na, bisag magpiyong pa nga nagkawot sa bulbol.

From the Philippine side, Noynoy's protocol officer apparently didn't display enough presence of mind.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 27, 2010, 02:44:08 AM
Bugoy-bugoy lang na pero lalom og igo.

Igo na intawon, tahom nga manulonda, sa imong pagdagmal
Kanako nga tungod sa gugma kanimo ang dila nagdiwalwal.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 24, 2010, 04:46:10 PM
Ambot Belle Oi, that is the worst part of me gyud
Dugay kaayo ko masuko, pero og moabot na gyud sa tumoy, ahhhh...
Ambot na lang...
Lisod gyud kaayo. Sakit man god, you give it all, tapos balewala sa ila.

He he, beware the fury of a patient wolf kon maohon... 

US: Inverted Philippine flag was `honest mistake'
Associated Press
Sun Sep 26, 4:06 pm ET


MANILA, Philippines â€" The U.S. government said Sunday it made an "honest mistake" when it displayed an inverted Philippine flag â€" which wrongfully signified that the Southeast Asian nation was in a state of war â€" in a meeting hosted by President Barack Obama.

The Philippine flag was displayed upside down behind President Benigno Aquino III when leaders of the Association of Southeast Asian Nations met Obama in New York on Friday.

"This was an honest mistake," U.S. Embassy spokeswoman Rebecca Thompson said in a statement, adding, "the U.S. treasures its close relationship and close partnership with the Philippines."

The American embassy will find out how the "unfortunate" incident happened, she said.

Philippine foreign affairs department spokesman Ed Malaya said the government understood that it was "an honest error" that "should not detract from the true significance of the summit, which showed the unprecedented cooperation between the ASEAN and the U.S."

It was not immediately clear who pointed out the mistake. A photograph of Aquino sitting beside Obama with the inverted flag behind them was displayed on a government website Sunday but its caption did not point out the error.

During the summit, Obama discussed ways of bolstering economic ties between the U.S. and Southeast Asia as well as Asian regional concerns such as territorial disputes in the South China Sea and Nov. 7 elections in military-ruled Myanmar.


http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=inverted+philippine+flag&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8&fr=yfp-t-701

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 10:08:41 PM
hahaha,magpainat inat bai

Inat-inaton unya umol-umolon pud... 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 26, 2010, 10:18:34 PM
I remember sa bata pa ko kung matunok og tujom paihi-an sa akong Nanay. Unsay logic anaa.

Antiseptic ba kaha, o aron mogawas ang nitaop nga tunok? 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 10:17:09 PM
naa man sad ihi na murag langto bai. kanang  gitulo bitaw perting bahoa guro na

Sayon na man lang na tambalan ron bay.

Quote from: bugsay on September 26, 2010, 10:33:14 PM
syempre, moinum ug daghan......pero dili palahubog..

He he, dili palahubog kay gahi hubgon. Kanay praktisado...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 10:26:04 PM
kadto bai kuto na jud to sagol

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 26, 2010, 10:30:59 PM
Kuyamad pa to oi, bag-ong napusa nga lusa...

Libon man tong akong nahibaw-an... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 10:27:03 PM
time out sa ko bai, kaon sa ko 

nakaluto na ang  tigluto

Mosunod ra ko nimo kay hapit na pud makaluto ang akong tigluto...

Quote from: islander on September 26, 2010, 10:23:27 PM
way to go, hubs.  what confidence!  more, more.  give us your brother, bugsay, too.  show us his picture as a grown-up.  

He he, siya lang ang mohatag, basin makasab-an tag ahat...

Quote from: bugsay on September 26, 2010, 10:25:49 PM
tapulan ra ko...dili palahubog....

Ako kugihan...mag-TB, bwahaha!

No comment bahin sa inom... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 10:23:39 PM
number 1 pisot man daw to.hahahhaa

Mao ray ISO-certified isip pisot?  

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 10:15:48 PM
kana bai mura ug katol katol na mura pud ug  natapwakan ug bokya

Lain pud tong bokya sa buring bay?

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 26, 2010, 10:19:51 PM
Mangutana ko, it make sense man pod kay kanang galingan lain-lain man pod nag sizes sa ngipon.

Kadtong galingan nga bato kaniadto morag dili man tingali mag-angay ang gidak-on sa ginaling...

Quote from: bugsay on September 26, 2010, 10:16:41 PM
..mura diayg lawas sa tapulan nga palahubog pa jud..

Nagsalig kay kugihan ay... 

Quote from: islander on September 26, 2010, 10:13:42 PM
makaseguro mo nga di pareha ninjo, mga sapsing tuod pero dagkog tijan.

Moangkon jud hinuon ko nga naa koy beer belly...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 26, 2010, 10:12:55 PM
Hahhahahah, wala Oi.. mao ba? Hahhahahaha...

Bitaw, palihog lang kog verify kay ako ra man nang nabasahan sa usa ka short story, he he..

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:51:55 PM
murag sagpa sa gikan natulog bai

Basin ang sagpa nakaluwas kay gibangungot diay bay.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 26, 2010, 10:08:04 PM
Makalanag ang baho kung naay ihi kay aslom kaajo.

Kanang aslom maoy pinakaepektibo nga tambal sa natunok og tujom...

Quote from: islander on September 26, 2010, 10:09:03 PM
wa pa koy plano.  pero kun magkalisod, unahon nako ang mga pizot.

Kaluoy. Maayo gani kay wa diri ang pisot...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 26, 2010, 10:07:07 PM
Nawa ko sa pasi, unsa man ang #12 lusok sa mais nga tilaob?

He he, wa diay ka kahibawo nga naay numero sigon sa gidak-on sa corn grits?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 10:01:48 PM
hahaha,magpasawo bai o magpagunit

O magpalabyog, he he...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 26, 2010, 10:04:49 PM
Murag baho sa tinabal nag baki...Hehhehehe

Parehas sa naligsan sa St. Jude?

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 26, 2010, 10:03:37 PM
Kanang binlod maguwang na sa tiktik..

Unya ang #12 ilang eldest?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:40:05 PM
maskulado kung nakabilangkad

Nakabilangkad? Morag gi-dissect?

Quote from: bugsay on September 26, 2010, 09:49:25 PM
basin pisot lang....pero dili tikalon?

Kon dili both pisot ug tikalon, dili diay tingali dakog lawas... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:51:20 PM
manghud na sa tiktik siguro

Dili half-brother?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:50:38 PM
sili nalng diay

Ang baba adto maoy angay silian kay sigi lang pangasaba...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:47:50 PM
tigas t t bai,hahahha

Aw, kon naay magpasawo... Oops... 

Mahadlok man pud tang mouli ani kon maohon. Basin masaypan tang kwartahan bisan tuod way nahot... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:45:21 PM
gamo gyud ang labas bai.,

Basin gani nangalisbo samtang gikuot... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:27:44 PM
suka nalng kulang ato bai

Morag tinemplahan og suka pud ang baho adto niya bay...

Quote from: bugsay on September 26, 2010, 09:20:38 PM
pero dili tiktik sa pisot?...bwhahaha...

suheto sab bitaw ko ani kay mohimo sab akong mama sa una.....pero sure ko nga tiktik to's maiz...hehehe

Lahi ra pud tong binlod?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:37:52 PM
kuyaw ug mapa sa  pag-asa bai

He he, hapuhap ang tan-aw unya sagpa diay... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:37:13 PM
ipa vicky bello na bai

He he, OK ning naay uwat bay para ingnong tigas...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:38:25 PM
basin diretso koot ra bai

Ang gigamit pagkuot ug ang gikuot parehas nga way hugas. 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:34:45 PM
basin bai kay gwapa namn guro karon

Unsa pa kahang mga parteha ang gipausab...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:35:27 PM
hahaha basin kauban na ni bolbohol bai

Hmm, dili kaha siya ug si banana republic one and the same? 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:36:06 PM
kwaknit na bahong anso bai

Nga maskulado pud?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:32:21 PM
ang kuyaw kung nahinawong bai. kay mabutangan gyud ug mapa

Maayo untag mapa sa Bohol kay atong mapuslan... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:31:20 PM
pawitik pud gamay  bai aron  makatilaw ug sakit

Kapila na ko mawitki. Unya nag maalim ang mga labod...

Quote from: bugsay on September 26, 2010, 09:27:29 PM
buwak ang gihisgutan...karon naabot nas ihi.....

Sunod ani, kwaknit...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:00:21 PM
basin gisip=on bai, or basin lisngag pa ang ilong atong panahona

Unya karon gipa-noselift na?

Quote from: islander on September 26, 2010, 09:26:15 PM
aw, kun patas-anay ug ihi ang hisgotan, champion gyod hinoon.

He he, tikalon diay kag banana republic, Ms. Isle? Unya, pisot pud? 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 08:48:30 PM
hahaha, magsaw nalng ug kaon bai

He he, no comment na lang ko basin mawitkan tas ikog adto... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:23:14 PM
hahahah  lami diay to kilawon bai,

Aw permi jud to siyang sumsoman sa estorya...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:19:24 PM
naigo ang pikas nakong legs bai,gimapahan ko sa bokya perting sakita  kinaunhan tapos katol pagkahuman

Kuyaw ning bokya kay dili man gud ta kabantay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:17:30 PM
hahahah,unsa man pud na?

Di  ba duwa man sa gagmayng bata? 

Quote from: statesville on September 25, 2010, 01:29:24 AM
Here’s another creepy and odd-looking fish â€" the blobfish.
         they’re only found around Australia
Whew! When you look at them head-on they almost have a human-like nose
               that makes them look all the creepier.

Akong boss kaniadto parehas jud anig nawong... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:12:47 PM
naigo bitaw ko anang bokya pag adto nako sa isla bai ang uwat murag mapa na pula2x

Maayo gani kay dili kadtong deadly variety. Tangtang jud ang itlog kon maoy madapatan... 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 26, 2010, 09:13:19 PM
unsa pa, panahon sa taggutom mao man intawon na among panihapon

Mas lig-on bitaw nig busog kaysa tinughong...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 26, 2010, 09:09:54 PM
Desert ang kuliad with bubbled toppings

Pili lang sa muta, atuli, ug kugmo sauce...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 09:08:57 PM
ang gatasan sa tangkig bai

Iapil na lang pud ang bokya...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 26, 2010, 09:07:33 PM
wala diay problema og tiktik para kalokalo..

Bwahaha! Pwede pud himoong kakanin... 

Quote from: bugsay on September 26, 2010, 09:08:23 PM
kadto ra'ng usa....bwhahahaha..

Bwahaha! (Knowing laughter...) 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 26, 2010, 09:04:12 PM
Combo pa gyud 1 & 2 ( ihi og igit)...

Side dish ang sip-on... 

Quote from: bugsay on September 26, 2010, 09:05:11 PM
hahaha...naay daghan pisot diri...dagko rabag lawas....hehehe

Bodybuilders? 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 08:47:27 PM
basin pud ug tangkig iyang  duwaan sa una

Basin tuod. Di man kahadlokan ning tangkig. Ang kuyaw, ang gatasan...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 26, 2010, 09:01:49 PM
Pisot pod....hahahahahhaha

Taym sa ra gud. Daghan diayng pisot diris TB? 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 26, 2010, 08:42:29 PM
Nganong napan-os man, gitangag sa iro.

Lain pud nga gapagorya-gorya, ay. Di ba mapan-os bitaw na dayon bisan panington lag gamay... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 08:37:26 PM
hapit pud bai,singka sa maestra na mora ug dogdog

He he, angay pud tingali kang singkahan...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 26, 2010, 08:37:24 PM
Wala unta nimo gipagamitan og flash ..Sayang naa unta'y lantaw-lantawon.

Naa baya gud tingali. Basin mauwaw kay nagtingsi unya pangag.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 08:41:11 PM
unsa bai ang hitsura murag tuhod?

Ang hitsura nga dili tuhod ray payter... 

Quote from: bugsay on September 26, 2010, 08:50:22 PM
ayaw paduol, kay akoa na'ng kigol...

Bwahaha! Naa ra bay butbot kay siging ampo sa tree of life! 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 08:50:05 PM
ang tilapan sa  dunggan bai?

Labi nag kulitogon jud...

Drink to me only with thine eyes,
And I will pledge with mine;
Or leave a kiss within the cup,
And I'll not ask for wine.

--Ben Jonson

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 07:57:21 PM
mura2x bai kay sukwahi man ang binilangkaran

He he, panuhot ang resulta...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 08:36:41 PM
padool ayaw bai kay basin  matilapan ka

Gilok man kaayo palandongon...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 08:34:39 PM
hadlok siguro ni ug bahag2x bai

Aw, kana hinuon, labhag jud kay manikop man ni siya nga way bahag-bahag..

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 26, 2010, 08:41:55 PM
Aminin......................

Bwahaha! 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 08:23:27 PM

ikaw na bai kanang isa nya kanang isa si islander

Bwahaha! Di na lang tingali mag-inom kon maohon... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 08:27:51 PM
basin  napul-an sa  kahumot

Lami bitaw usahay ning medyo pan-os...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 08:16:34 PM
sa bagay  lig-on pa man to ug tuhod bai.

Aw, kadtong hitsuraa hinuon...

Quote from: bugsay on September 26, 2010, 08:37:23 PM
ang kanta gid to!....

He he, basin naa kay ma-relate anang kantaha... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on September 26, 2010, 08:21:32 PM
wa ra gyud na sa atong naagian sa una bai magkamang kamang ug panglili

He he, manughit og panty unya kon magkalisod ang gipantihan maoy dughiton...