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Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 14, 2011, 04:32:59 AM
Pad'z, naai daghan sa COSTCO...

Wa mi COSTCO, Sam's ra!!!

Bwahahaha galuto kog Rib Eye Steak sayong buntag... kay gegutom jud ko pagmata. George Foreman Grill ra god aron dali ra maluto... 

Mag gardening sa ko kadyot karon... pasingot gamay ug luhod2x   

Quote from: islander on May 14, 2011, 11:08:57 PM

The Committee shall be composed of the official representatives of the following:

1.   The Department of Interior and Local Government (DILG);
2.   Department of Education, Culture and Sports (DECS);
3.   Bureau of Animal Industry (BAI) of the Department of Agriculture (DA);
4.   Protected Areas and Wildlife Bureau (PAWB) of the Department of Environment and Natural Resources (DENR);
5.   National Meat Inspection Commission (NMIC) of the DA;
6.   Agriculture Training Institute (ATI) of the DA;
7.   Philippine Veterinary Medical Association (PVMA);
8.   Veterinary Practitioners Association of the Philippines (VPAP);
9.   Philippine Animal Hospital Association (PAHA);
10.   Philippine Animal Welfare Society (PAWS);
11.   Philippine Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (PSPCA);
12.   Philippine Society of Swine Practitioners (PSSP);
13.   Philippine College of Canine Practitioners (PCCP); and
14.   Philippine Society of Animal Science (PSAS)

If I may add... as # 15

15. MTB = Mga Tigbantay ug Mananap sa Bohol  (daghang animal enthusiasts deri)

No wonder it cost $2,200 plus now to go home to the Philippines... and that's even the cheapest I could get, huh! Chinese Airline naman gani ni...

No wonder it cost $2,200 plus now to go home to the Philippines... and that's even the cheapest I could get, huh! 

China is learning big time and quickly the "trade monopoly." Beware the giant is awake!!!

Quote from: Kerstin on May 14, 2011, 10:18:05 PM
Does it mean, ang hilig mosawom maau sad molangoy? ^_^

Basta hilig mo absent sa gamay pa aron maligog dagat, binake ra jud tawon hibwa-an sa langoy... kinaanglan ug laing training ajejeje 

The buck ends at the top so it says

From the phrase, "The buck stops here"

Aw, kamolo pa diay kag type... soweee

Quote from: islander on May 14, 2011, 03:18:25 PM
it's a mad man's world.  wa lagiy hisgot kun secret of long life is having just one husband.

Short life ra jud kung duha ka husband kay magtinakbasay man ang duha ka husbie, pero kung duha ka wifi igo ra mag sabunotay (with exception of course) 

Gihimo mang Meditation Park bwahahaha 

Preikestolen, Norway

Hmmmm maskin pod tinuon no? Morag horror movie...

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 14, 2011, 02:12:57 PM


Nganong minghoy man tawon si Mister?   

Kay nihangyo ni misis nga "mamutong ta, hon" 

Nagpasabot ba ni nga bawa l na mag-ihaw ug iring ug iro? 

Maayo kay naa napod ta ani b(I was not aware before... it's a good start 

Bata pa si Sabel rhyme sad sa Bata Pas Vistabel  

Bwahahaha mo like pud pina royal wedding bisan sakit na tuhod

Quote from: Kerstin on May 14, 2011, 09:26:03 PM
Hagoo na?

Kapoyon bay Tarzan!!! 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 14, 2011, 09:03:11 PM
Obviously, you do not understand the importance of symbolism--or the idea of symbolism outright...

Basin iya buot ipaibot nga bata pa si Sabel post-Martial Law pa siya gehukad... 

Quote from: islander on May 14, 2011, 07:17:24 PM
unsa man poy makuha nga kaayohan sa pilipinas kun ilubong si marcos sa libingan ng mga bayani. 

Wala god. Apil-apilon lang jud... gusto pod mosud sa playground (lubnganan baya ni  )

But to Marcos' defense di baya pod siyay namugos nga ilubong siya sa LNMB, he's already at peace wherever he is (if we believe in afterlife after all). Ija rang mga insurektos ga buot-buot ani for their own selfish political intention 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 14, 2011, 09:46:39 PM
Dapat unta Marine Biologist ko ky hilig manginhas,unta na? Zaon nahimo man hinoon nga tigkwenta sa halin sa namous ug tig alaga sa na HB(high blood) ug kinaon ag parat..? ajeje :-)

Ako pod kay hilig ko mosawom 

Basin gusto lang mo emulate ni Eugene Torre, dili pagka obispo, bwahahaha 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 14, 2011, 11:20:33 AM
Hmm, dili imposible. Pero kinsa kahay amgid-amgid nga sarang kapasanginlan? Unsay mga parte sa lawas niining maong linalang nga kaha tua moliwat sa amahan?

Maoy akog tua sa inahan niliwat? Unya TB member pod?  Mas daghan raba sila

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 14, 2011, 06:05:39 AM
Di kaha tarsier ang papa?

Di kaha usa ka TB member? 

Asa man pod ang pawn who wud be bishop?

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 14, 2011, 03:38:22 AM
nani udto ko karon ug Turkey & Swiss Roll. 5 ka bo-ok...

Agoi morag lami na da...

Pamahaw grits with butter and egg; paniudto bahaw nga kan-on ug rib-eyes (bahaw gehapon from last night). Dagook napog sugod kay na ang2x kaon 

And, oh, ganinang buntag naka walit kog angel cake made of "strawbeery" kay dihay ga "beerday" right after sa daily Mass  

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on May 13, 2011, 04:27:34 PM
naa poy basketball team nga gigalam si Manny Pacquiao. Modula pud sya usahay ani nga team para pabibo lang sa mga tawo.

Player-Manager. Kadugayan mora nag si Jaworski nga player-coach 

Dakong pagmahay! Bwahehehe!!! 

Amen!

Unsa naman pod ni? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 13, 2011, 12:03:51 PM
Mao ba? Hmm, hapit na ko motuo nga katingalahan ni mga taga Balingsya...

Taga Balinsya hilig Balingtong 

Quote from: Way Nada on May 13, 2011, 11:25:02 AM
Si Monet patay na pud intawon ni sija. Ang iyang asawa si Bebe tua ni sa amerika karon. Ang bay ni Monet naa sa Cogon ug atbang sa bay ni Gov. Aumentado. Si Errol ako pud nang ig-agaw.

WN

Apil diay nis Calcetas Boyz si Monet ug si Gov, BQN? LoL 

Quote from: Way Nada on May 13, 2011, 11:10:57 AM
Wa tay relasyon pero dool ko sa mga Lungay tungod ni Tia Sophia. Panahon sa pista sa Balilihan mamista ko sa una uban nila ni Monet ug Iko. Katapusang anha nako sa Balilihan gida ko ni Emay ug Conchita [puro na intawon hinglalin] didto ila ka Nimia.

Sakto ka, ambugon tong ilaha ug Matig-a St. na karon na. Manghud ka kaayo nako. Talirungan nako si Grace. Si Dodong ug si Boy dugay na nako tong wa ikita. Sakto pud ka nga imong lolo Ayong pro Marcos kaayo ug gi zero si Macapagal ni Marcos sa Balilihan niadtong election sa 1965. Si imong lolo Ayong ang gidudahan nga nag maniobra.

WN

Produkto jud siguro diay kas 1950's nga mga brayt sama nila Nene Borja, Nick Lungay, Bradd Pitt Lungay ug uban pa sa Bohol High (or Bolhi ba?)... maski sa ilang panahon puros mga himasa ug anad mo-maningles.

Thanks for reminding me of Monet kay nakalimot najod kos kadugay sa panahon ug kining nag edaran na. Siya man tong pulis no? Kadtos Iko nuon di jud ko makalimot; he was my basketball idol in the late 60s and early 70s.  When I went to play senior varsity basketball referee na lang tawon tos IKo kay nag edaran naman.

Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2011, 04:27:19 AM
Bantog rang ala ka dama? bordogoy..

Hari sa bordello (Hongkong-k-ra) 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 13, 2011, 09:56:16 AM
Unsang klaseha sa sirena imong gusto, Bay BQN, kay ako kang reserbahan...

Kanang SIRA NA (virgen)  

Balingsyano a.k.a. Ciano Baleleng nag-andam nas iyang WMD

Quote from: islander on May 13, 2011, 09:39:19 AM
ay lab my own diay na si bugsay?  sagdi, anang panahona na gyod siya maantimano sa akong flying luwag nga inubanan ni flying segbin, hihihi.  aning kalibotana, di ta angay magsalig sa atong naandang weapon of mass destruction.  dako tuod ang bugsay kay sa luwag, pero nagtangag man akong luwag ug segbin, hikhikhik.

Ang usa pod nila ka kababs kay kahoy-tokog ray dala nga gihiktan ug bato sa tomoy

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 13, 2011, 03:15:23 AM
Hehehe there are pockets in my family too, in my father's side (taga Tagbilaran) , that are strong Marcos supporters. So, Fr. Roel, is it safe for me to assume that your father, Engr. Lungay, was also a Marcos supporter?

Sige ko maka pesos sa akong lola who always reminded her 54 grandchildren nga pro-Marcos jud kuno siya and that we, too, should follow suit. Only a few of my tiyo listened to what I had to say. Mga taga simbahan kuno puros mga rebelde, they used to say.  

Quote from: islander on May 13, 2011, 09:15:06 AM
mabunalan gyod ning duha ug bugsay, hahaha!  pansakan pa gyod ug laming ginamos ang mga baba, payts na.

Samot na kung sili-an aron mag lukso2x og ma bibo 

Quote from: islander on May 13, 2011, 09:13:08 AM
morag wa koy kontra kun molansar kog presidente sa dajong ani da...

Bisan pa piyungan sine goryo   

Bug-at man diay ning bag sa parachute

Quote from: Vistabel on May 13, 2011, 05:24:58 AM
Para nako isip Kristyano tagasunod sa binuhatan ni Kristo, kalimtan na ang nangagi aron mawala na ang pagdumot "ilubong na si Pres Marcos sa Libingan ng mga Bayani"

sa panahon ni Marcos maong walay asinso kaayo dili man gud sip-sip si sir David T. , dili man gud gusto ni matandang Victoriano nga madungisan ang ilang Apelyido.

Dili ko makalimot sa mensahi ni matandang Victoriano, nga matud nya kong gusto nyong malinawon nga pagpuyo ug dili pordoy likaye ang Politika.

Si Kristo bitaw Bay Vist Ginoo man to pero wala man ilubong sa LNMB; ila man gani gisilutan ug palakaw padung gawas sa gate sa ila syudad ngadto nas Kalbaryo (to the brow of a hill matud pa)... wa gani toy sala hehehehe 

Quote from: islander on May 13, 2011, 09:03:02 AM
does it mean that bohol had no electricity prior to 1965, when marcos first ran for president?

Tagbilaran and places like Cortes and Loboc were already electricuted aw electrolux aw electrified diay prior to martial Law 

Quote from: islander on May 12, 2011, 11:46:27 PM
tom cruise vs. michelangelo

Aw abi man nakog niingon, "You're talking to me?" 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 13, 2011, 04:48:38 AM
Pad'z, dako kaayog lawas oi! morag si Samson Arisola! 

Bwahahahaha! Kaila diay kang Samson? Mora man tog si Arnold Schwarzenegger 

Padung mag nap... unja napod dokie-dokie 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 13, 2011, 04:02:45 AM
ingon ako migo, dili kuno ko BUGOY! bu-ang! lang kuno kos ka bo-ang

MARU in short   

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 08:56:06 PM
Kosog mokanta inag aurora sa birhen sa baranggay Pads?

Sayo diay mo mata... maong taas ug adlaw, ngadto nas taas ug kinabuhi 

Nipadayon na lang unta kag paghot 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 13, 2011, 04:05:11 AM
Talibon VIA Camiguin man diay ang byahe ani Pad'z! TACA ang signboard

Naa pod TAgbilaran-CAgayan direct kung TTh 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2011, 03:58:59 AM
Dugay jamo nmo hinuwat ky maghapit hapit pa tos hongkongkira..nyahaha

Nag loling hayaw pa 2 sila ni Bay Bugs 

The doctor said, "Joe, I have good and bad news; the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... A new suit..."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... Size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years."

Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."

The salesman said, "Let's see... Size 36."

Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache." (Kuleres  )


+     +     +


New suit - $400

New shirt - $36

New underwear - $6

Second Opinion - PRICELESS

Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2011, 03:47:34 AM
Wlay probs na condoktor baya kas Early Birds..di ba?

Sija nang naa sa likod gapahiluna sa mga buwad ug gina nga karga

Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2011, 03:45:03 AM
pwede wlay earn earn woi..cgi lang pamokong ^_^

Mao ra nay sa wa nako ikumpisal sa batan-on pako wajejejeje 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 13, 2011, 03:42:08 AM
Pad'z, mahimog mo song-ay ko nimo aron makakita kog sirena!

Hapit tag Jagna kay sanga atong sakyan, syaro ka!!!

Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2011, 02:45:20 AM
Magkaabot ka ha tas hunasan? ^_^

Aw kung manbuntagay ang mga sirena'g panginhas nganong dili... mangadlawon diay kog dagsa pod (sunod buwan) 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2011, 03:18:58 AM
Morag nahilom na ang mga lansijang dadto ughs..

Bz kaon ug nilabog... liwas galing sa pijesta!!!

Quote from: islander on May 12, 2011, 10:34:33 PM
hinaot unta nga inyo pong madawat ning motorcycle seat nga inspired by butch cassidy and the sundance kid.

Mao ni angay sa ato aron ma prevent ug tulis... o basin pod ang mga driver napod ang manulis

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 13, 2011, 01:20:49 AM
Unja si Dong Bran'z ang ilang HOST!

Kinis Dong Bran ug si Nong Hubs maoy angay tgaboon sa halalan sa Balingsya, bwahahaha  

Si Bay Bugs poy HOST ani 

The End

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 12, 2011, 03:10:13 PM

Padz, lami sige uli sa atoa sa... pero lami pud ibalik sa atong trabaho to earn napud ... life is short so earn and spend, earn and spend hahahaha

Kung pwede lang unta wala na lang nang earn and earn, spend na lang nang spend hahahaha ... pero mao lagi di man puydi (pinagahi) 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 05:44:48 PM
Je.hoo..hapit nako magligad ligad sa baybayon...

Andam na diay imong silhig nga sakyan? Pakan-a unja kog nilabog ha? 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 05:38:12 PM
Nanumbalik , na refresh ang akong history subject..cgi raman panglamaw ug tambay sa grandstand haha

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 12, 2011, 06:05:51 PM
He he, maayo ning naay refresher course kay naa nay nangabarod...

Nakahuman ra jod kog basa sa tanan dani... dili nako ma INC ani. Refreshed na ako "curse" ni Ka Ferdi. Lingaw jud nuon kog binasa sa binatbatay nila WN ug Ms Isle. Angay ni sila tagbuon sa sunod halalan 

Quote from: Way Nada on May 12, 2011, 12:55:10 PM
Are you Fr. Lungay who composed songs for the SPOT? If so... you are the nephew of my late Tia Sophia of Balilihan. How are you related to Arn Lungay?

WN

I read somewhere that you're a Matig-a... and yes, I know Tiya Pia (one of my favorite lolas as a kid). Mohapit jud mi sa ilaha kung makalugsong sa syudad gikan sa lungsod and I used to enjoy the street where they lived kay ambugon kaayo (now Matig-a Street). Are we related WN? Basin pod diay like BNC (another Alay-Ano) 

P.S. Lolo Ayong was a staunch Marcos-supporter as well as the rest of the family. I acted as the devil's advocate who truly was the devil's advocate (then and now I guess), bwahahaha 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 05:38:12 PM
Nanumbalik , na refresh ang akong history subject..cgi raman panglamaw ug tambay sa grandstand haha

Apil diay ka atong mag kamang-kamang sa ilawom sa grandstand? Mohigda pod panagsa kung sapoton? Mora ni BQN? Kasuway ko pero kas-a ra bahahaha 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 06:15:13 PM
Makarelate ko ana..gamay ra pod hinoon kay bata pa c Sabel adto nga time..t'was then..

d'rest? i sealed my lips uhm..

Pwede na close-open kay it has been 30 years naman pod... pwede na cguro pod mosingit, "estoryaheeee!" 

Quote from: vrglguapo on May 12, 2011, 03:45:17 PM
mora sab ug pilot nga tinood sa helicopter..up up and away into the wild blue yonder..

Mao laging ni pose aron murag piloto hehehe 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 12, 2011, 02:35:03 PM
Wow! Must have been exhilarating. Kanus-a pa kaha sa Botoy makasuway ani... 

Ang silhig diay? 

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 12, 2011, 10:06:26 PM
Fr. Roel, hapit na human inyong simbahan. I like the architectural design as well as the location. Kanus-a man ni mo open diay?

It's what the architect and our design committee call "cruciform" design (pormag kuros)

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 13, 2011, 12:13:24 AM
Oi! abi jud naho ug na citizen na si Scarby babie dinhi sa TB ug nahimong Curse10 hahaha!

Dual citizen patoz ijang kaugalingong baybayon ug TB (Tabi-tabi nga Baybayon) 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 06:36:25 PM
I believe the main factor why my grannies survived 96 young,just simply b'coz of their humor..as in mogbo,mabaw rag himaja ,no stress @ all.

Mugbo, mabaw (and if I may add) daghan ug himaja 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 12, 2011, 11:59:19 AM
Baje ni, leatherette...

Manghud tingale ni Usherette 

After the flight, I passed by Burker King to get me a single whopper and then proceeded to watch THOR 3D for more flying... 

Distant view of the church

Bayou Liberty Marina

Church and the new Bayou Liberty Bridge

We circled the church 3x before we proceeded to other parts of Slidell

A closer view

View of our church construction

With Charlie Porter, pilot and a parishioner

Getting ready for the treat...

Aerial â—‹ Oak Harbor Development

Aerial View â—‹ Slidell

Frost?

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 12, 2011, 10:34:13 AM

wahahahaha banyaga ka Padz ......

Hayahaya man kung mohuwat pa kong Brad Enz next year (LoL)... tua nakos mental assylum ana bwahahaha 

Hihihihi dia napod ning chikin-ni-ni 

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 12, 2011, 07:21:02 AM
Hehehe. Very good friends daw si daddy ug si heda sa una kono. My dad told me that your father and heda's dad were very good friends sa una kono. Was not Heda's father, Engr. Boot under your father, Engr. Lungay?

Yes, they were good friends and we live close to each other; we rented their old house before we moved to upper Chicogon. I'm impressed you dad remembers it quite vividly... and with a smile  

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 07:33:44 AM
Kang teban na nga fantataroy..?

Bwahahaha... manok-tugaok ni Teban  

Duda ko nagpahipi ani si Bay Bugs kay naay kamot naa... sa likod sa babaye. Basin nagpa lugpit lang si Bay Bugs sa ilawom aning bedsheet 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 12, 2011, 08:19:26 AM
Pad'z, duda ko ani, ang ending ani nga thread is ginamos lang gihapon! hahaha!

Basta Bol-anon bisag unsa sawmon, pero motunga lang gehapon para mo istorya ilawom sa dagat, bwahahaha 

Anything is possible under the sun or under-water, bwahahaha 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 12, 2011, 09:27:08 AM
Di ba diay madawat ang kinhason maoy ibayad?

"Buskay, buskay, kiling-kiling jutay..." 

Sakit na akong tiil ug nilingkod ug binasa sa kaguliyang sa inyong mga salabutan mahitungod ni Ka Ferdi (dili si BQN ha). So far so good, I'm on page 30 na (sukad pagsugod sa kabanata). For the meantime let me put in my .5 cent sa lang...

Quote from: islander on May 11, 2011, 09:45:46 AM
those pacific waves crashing into the isles may come back to you as a tsunami

Oh I bow down in worship (panata only) to the godliness of this wrath  

To WN:
You really make me think and put sense (really!) to a lot of misunderstanding I have about the most hated man I've ever known that catapulted me to reckless abandon as a young 20 year old painting a whole town red in Laguna with KMs, sitting-ins with beautiful "kolehiyalas" of St. Scholastica listening to political maneuvers of the 80s, living with farmers who double-job as NPAs in Samal, Bataan, learning the trick and trade of herbal medicine and acapuncture with leftist guerillas in the Cavite Resettlement Areas, organizing a whole sector of church-people throughout the Southern Tagalog region as a seminarian and later on the whole of Central Luzon and part of the North as a young priest. Wew! Did I do all that? And in the midst of all that, I was given "full protection" by the now-defunct Philippine Constabulary of Imus, Cavite by order of its superior who is a paisano from Corella, Bohol (Col. Zosimo Angan... kaila pa siguro si Sir FD ani) who happened to be my dad's classmate at Bohol High in the 50's. All he said to me then was, "Doy, unya na pag sukol-sukol sa gobierno kung mahuman nakag eskwela... kay mao ra ba nay rason nganong nia ka dire sa Tagaytay, dili ang pag rebelde." Believe me when I say, at that age, I did almost everything without thinking and/or reflecting the consequence of what I was doing... I was a "tira-pasagad" kind of guy who thought was full-of-conviction, but one who still found time to sing in some folk-houses of Manila kung makalugsong intawon sa syudad.  

And this is my story kabahin sa Martial Law.