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When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE. 

And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED! 

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church  building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that  the regular organist was sick and substitute had  been brought in at the last minute. The substitute  wanted to know what to play. "Here's a copy of  the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll  have to think of something to play after I make  the announcement about the finances."

During  the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and  we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."

At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner."

And that is how the substitute became the regular organist 

Hope to see this place one day 

The Rock of Gibraltar

This is what happens when you run a red light 

Time sa ha kay labay sa mi (matud pas pilot) 

Traffic lights controlling both the local and air traffics. Gahuwat tawon mga turista hehehe 

Red light for the airplanes 

A zoomed look at aiport and city-crossing

Overview of the city, highway and airport

As one of the Pillars of Hercules in Greek mythology, the Rock of Gibraltar has been instantly recognizable for thousands of years. But for those not geographically oriented, this is the entrance to the Mediterranean Sea from the Atlantic Ocean. In other words you are looking at the Rock of Gibraltar in Spain

Driving west in Andalusia along Spain's new coastal expressway, the A7, not a single road sign mentions the British territory of Gibraltar. You just have to figure out when to exit the highway (at La Línea de la Concepción, the Spanish city at the foot of the rock). By the time you see a sign for Gibraltar, you'll be within walking distance.

Aside from the runway-road crossing with stop light controls, I can’t recall ever having seen a picture of Gibraltar from this perspective! Did you know Gibraltar's Airport runway and vehicular traffic crossings are at the same level? I guess no TB member knows:




The Rock of Gibraltar

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 17, 2011, 02:35:27 AM

LOL!!!

ajaw i-expose ahong tekret oyyy.

Reminded me of a Nun Joke:

Diha daw usa ka piniriso nga lake (jailbreak a.k.a. Bay Hubs) nga nakapuga sa prisohan. After so many hours and miles of running away wala nay kadaganan ang maong prisoner so he decided to enter a NUN-nery kay safe daw didto (last resort). When he was inside the convent (monastery) he had to use their bathroom kay di na jud mada. Super-kais-on na. And so he did... but... he forgot to put the toilet seat down after use. The next day somebody reported to the Mother Superior about the toilet seat incident. So the Mother Sperior made the announcement, "It has been called to my attention that a male person has infiltrated our monastery... kamo tanan madre I want you to go down the 1F aisle and line up there. Huboa inyo mga panty but wear your habits, kay duna tay himoong inspection"

One by one the sisters lined up didto sa 1F aisle wearing only their habit but without any underwear. Everyone has to inspected by the Mother Superior herself. According to Mother Superior dapat ila daw iwalis ang "habit" and say her respective name. And so the nuns obliged.

Nun 1: (Nagwalis sa iyang habito) I'm Sor Theresa!

Nun 2: (Nagwalis pod sa iyaha) I'm Sor Bernadette!

Nun 3: (Nagwalis pod sa iyang habito) I'm Sor Bambi!

Nun 4: (Nauwaw pero walis pod siya) I'm Sor Kerstin!

Nun 5: (Naglagot pero nagwalis lang gehapon) I'm Sor Isle!

Nun 6: (Kawalison-di apan sugo man si Mother S) I'm Sor Raquel!

And so on... kutob Nun # 15

Sa hapit na moabot sa katapusan nakulbaan na si Bay Hubs nga puga kay basin mabuking siya...

Sa duol na si Mother Superior mi walis siya sa iyang habito and shout...

Preso: Sor Prise!!! 

Ang cord ra kunos kasal maoy gigamit ug gapos bwahahahaha 

TEENAGE



You have time and energy but no money 


WORKING AGE



You have money and energy but no time 


OLD AGE



You have time and money but no energy 

Da lagi!!! 

Bwahahaha!!!

Meow 1 (Curse 10): Pari ka Dong Enz o doktor?

Meow 2 (Lorenzo): Dili oy... madre!!! 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 16, 2011, 02:04:23 PM
Kon naay sobra pwede na pamahaw, pun-an lang og bacon and ham...

Pamahaw (Lunes): gitiwas ang tuna nga ginisa gabii, 2 ka boiled eggs ug 2 slice of sweet turkey bacon 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 16, 2011, 02:57:53 PM

Mao ni main cause of traffic accident... kay di makita sa pikas 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 06:42:17 PM
May is month of jackol daw naka read ko sa laing baybayon hala naa juy makuVAlan ani ron..:-))

Kabasa btaw ko ato na post.... hmmmmm, summer heat is here!!! Daghang pisik-pisik sa nagka lain-laing baybayon

Kulas Tirol 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 16, 2011, 01:36:05 PM

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 07:34:51 PM
meow 1: whops abi nako nga gidaman ra ko nagtan-aw sa samin, tinuod diay ka?
meow 2: whoi..sani pod ka,ako lagi ni..im ready for summer..dali na dai...^_^

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 16, 2011, 07:56:22 PM
Bwahaha!

meow 1: di kaha ka stalker?
meow 2: di woi, naa ba goi haciendero nga stalker. sani pod ka, dali na lagi dai...

Meow 1: Unsay imong gikaon karon?
Meow 2: What did you do today?


Maoy akog moingon  si Meow 1: "Angay ba ilubong si Marcos sa LNMB..."  
Tubag ni Meo 2: Kinsa ni nga TB Member?

Basin "Libre!"   

Kung facebook pa ni, moingon jud kog "pa share!" 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 16, 2011, 02:30:42 PM

Apil gehapon mis cycle of life... tig kasal sa mga gipang recycle 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 16, 2011, 03:03:19 PM

Quote from: islander on May 16, 2011, 05:01:56 PM
natural gyod na nga tutokan, bisan kinsa na man lang.  ing-ani man god iyang hitsura kun mag-atubang...

Liwat naman mong Curse 10 ug Bay HB... hilig ug back and forth  

Quote from: Kerstin on May 14, 2011, 08:54:59 PM


U are da unicorn ive been waiting for..tagikaa  

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 16, 2011, 08:43:46 AM
Zaon na lang kon ang waffa mokalit lag kaingon ani ang nawong...

Bwahahahaha!!! 

Quote from: islander on May 16, 2011, 06:34:18 PM
The average person tells 4 lies a day, or 1,460 a year or a total of 88,000 by the age of 60.  And the most common lie is: "I'm fine."

--Adapted

"You look beautiful" pod or "gwapohas imong anak, day!" bwahahaha 

 

Pang facebook bwahahahaha 

Quote from: islander on May 16, 2011, 09:14:32 PM
gapaabot bitaw ko sa imong sistah nga si scarbzy migs aron duha na mong alegre; bisag unzaog lata kay himoong zinigang crispy pata gihapon ang gawaz, mora pod ug ang manag-igzu nga hubag ug bugsay ug ang atong resident confessor nga ginganlan ug fr chic.

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 09:42:19 PM
Diha baya to gabii mitabang ug dayong sa kabhang sa usa ka agokoy ky nangahotlok sila/kami :-)

Nabanhaw si Mariang Agukoy nga kaluha ni Maria Clara sakay sa iyang silhig de lana (tono para lahoy) 

Quote from: islander on May 16, 2011, 10:41:03 PM
yes, the temptation to believe the critics is always there, if we care to admit it.  in our lucid moments, when pride goes out the window and there's no one looking, we take out our reserves of humility and say, "could i have gone wrong in this?"

Sakto sad ka Ms Isle pero kinahanglan duna pay mohimo sa saying para atong kuninitan deri bwahahaha 

Quote from: islander on May 16, 2011, 10:41:03 PM

does it mean then that it also takes real courage to go on with what you may have admitted is already wrong and your critics were right after all?

Naa man pod uban mao ra joy pangagpas, bisan unsa pa imo ipakita nga pobsibilidad pero mao ra joy pangagpas. Ika nga di na jud kaapas. Mao ra joy maabot sa ilang salabutan. Angay sabton.

Unya... duna say mga brayt nga makakita pero pride gets in the way, and/or mao na jud na sila di na jud mausab kay it's built-in sa ilang system nga they see things only one way e.g. myopic and/or my way 

WTG Day RAQ and Grace!!! Iapil pod butang tong nag hapa-hapa 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 10:59:44 PM

im tempted to deadma some critic for i believe i can fly..lagi..wlay falag..! whops 

Basta tag-iyahan ug silhig confident jud kaau 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 10:55:56 PM

Mao ni ako kinaham sukad gikan Grade 1 ngadtos Grade 6

Quote from: david on May 16, 2011, 11:28:38 PM
unsa man pod ang lami sa pan burikat mao mao ra ba nang lamia sa pan  mamasang

ig-agaw tali sa pan tihaya 

Dr Brydz' Lesson On Chopsticks

Nag gisa na lang kog tuna in cans 3 kabuok unya ge itlogan. Pwede na panihapon 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 09:09:54 AM
Why ask man U dong doc..kie? U wanna sexy alimango ^_^

Di na siya hilig alimango nga Aleman... takla nang iyaha sa Calape kanang nagkalapok 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 09:06:50 AM
nagsakay ug Valsahans woi..:-)

VIVOHA diay ninjo kay puros kainom ug VINO sakay VALSAHAN sa tibuok ka VISAY-AN 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 09:01:47 AM
gisuwayan kon fwede himoong major² experiment...

Puli sa rattan sa Loay? 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 08:56:10 AM
vhahaha makaVoangon ang Vino de Vendita sa Mallorca-Spain? whops

Varok-varok (duko2x) ang dating bagtas gikan sa Mallorca padung uli sa injoha 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 08:50:57 AM
gisumpay² namo ug gihimong lubid ug nagduwa mig skipping rope hehehe

Gihimo diay'ng pisi.... psssst! 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 16, 2011, 08:43:46 AM
Zaon na lang kon ang waffa mokalit lag kaingon ani ang nawong...

Aw, abi na lang ug way pako... molupad pod palayo... gukoooooooooooood!!! 

OK rana hija basta ayaw lang laboga!!! Kay unjag malarang... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 16, 2011, 08:32:58 AM
Bwahaha! Kon gutomon pagkahuman, pwede lakwatsinigang...

Hmmmm mao na.... miembro sa SINEGANGSTER 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 08:38:36 AM
Vamonous ky nahubog nakos Vino..sayaw ko reggae..red..red..wine in kingstone town..

Venomous na pod kay daghan vino sud sa tiyan ug utok 

Quote from: chicogon on May 16, 2011, 08:26:55 AM
Mora mani kanta "To ta to ta ti ta..." 

They are the first letters of the last names you gave here 

Panington god ug hangkot nig human!!! 


Kay daghan sili (wa pa gani pod ko mahuman) 

V for "In Vino Veritas..." there is truth in alcohol bwahahaha 

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 16, 2011, 08:26:10 AM
Fr. Roel, i bet you your lola probably knew how to cook food eh? hehehehe!

And also daghang kaayo mestizo / mestiza didto sa Iloilo. The girls in Iloilo can make a man crazy (kai guapa kaajo sila!)

All I remember was her monggo!!! My mom is the better cook, a St. Paul-Manila grad of Home Economics and taught cooking as a teacher at one time  (nag-inilonngo nako! bwahahaha )

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 16, 2011, 08:24:15 AM
Hehehe. Kuyawa kaayo ang mga Ilonggo kai usually people in a town there have the same letter in their surnames. For example, in the town of Santa Barbara (a rather historical town; a beautiful one at that) most of the people's last names begin with the letter 'T'.

Common last names in Santa Barbara:

Tordo
Tan
Toledo
Taleon
Tigum
Taro

Mora mani kanta "To ta to ta ti ta..." 

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 16, 2011, 08:18:31 AM
LOL. you know what they say about Ilonggos...they're one of the best cooks! And have a taste for the finer things in life. They say Bol-anons are buotan kono (well, most, ). So that makes you a combination of the best of both worlds.

You mean a Saintly Chef? 

Mora diay nas refrain: "I dream we travel "heaven for two..." dadtos kampanaryo, tan-aw kung abot na bag mga lahoy 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 07:28:47 AM
ya ♥ it..

Tenkz 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 07:32:13 AM
pagvati nga kalaagon na,kawarakon, mikitiw ang tiil ky guzto molakwatza..get out from the shell, hee³

Lakwatsine? 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 07:33:22 AM
compose dayon w/ matching song pod hahaha..

Putokan jud nakog dugay ni...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 07:39:37 AM
hahaha major in shoreline survey,,naa bay ing ana ky enroll dayon ko..

Tig survey ug gwapong tig pamukot? 

Semi-sano diay nako nis Mrriam Defensor-Santiago (nagbakhu!) 

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 16, 2011, 07:53:10 AM
hahaha. mao bitaw naka hinumdum ko ning ingon bitaw ka nako ana sa una. taga asa sa iloilo diay imong lola, fr.?

taga iloilo city ? santa barbara? dumangas? passi city?

She's a lone-star from Iloilo City, meaning, nag-iisang anak. We don't even know of any relative (Fernandez) from there... kay lumad Bol-anon jamo ko pagdako, morag Coke ad sa Tagbilaran: "I'm proud to be bottled in Bohol." 

I guess I'm a Manila-born Bolongo!!! Bol-anon-Ilonggo 

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 16, 2011, 06:42:35 AM
Yes, she is from Iloilo City, Iloilo Province



indi ko gusto sa imo. sumbagon ko ikaw gid! bwahahaha

Paisano nis akong lola (maternal grandma) who hails from Iloilo: Praxedes Fernandez Galicia. Now y'all know I'm 1/4 Ilonggo!   

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 16, 2011, 07:44:36 AM
basin ning ingon si sen. defensor, "Sang Iloilo kag Bacolod ang kwarta ginapiko ginapala!"

Aw! ... ayaw na lang puahahaha 

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 16, 2011, 07:29:52 AM
Padz, unsa boot pasabot nmo? bwahahahaha

Di ko kay basin ma eskrima ko ni Bay Vist 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 05:36:06 AM
Asa man dapit nga lines ang namatay ang bulaklak? ^_^

Basin ang buwak maoy stalker... ang iyang jack-and-the-giant-bean-stalk nabali 

Paniudot: Bahaw napod ug salin nga corned beef, huhuhuhu 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 16, 2011, 06:05:37 AM
Right now? Hmm...the hum of the AC?

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 16, 2011, 06:11:38 AM
That, I do not know Fr. Roel.

That was my point!

Katan-awon ug sine.... unsa ni nga pagbati?   

Quote from: Kerstin on May 14, 2011, 08:54:59 PM

Lami himoag balak ning piktyura... bugnaw kaau feeling 

Maghimaya Ka, Maria - Self (gibalik-balik aron ma master)  

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 16, 2011, 06:39:05 AM
She is an Ilongga, I think.

That explains!!! 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 06:57:26 AM
nagmajor og langoy ilawom dagat mahimong tzunami experto?

Minor in Sirenalogy 

And where would I get a piano arrangement of Usahay? The only reason he's able to play this piece (Maghimaya Ka, Maria) is because of the piano score in front of him. That's the reason why we recorded this song in the first place... TQ just finished writing the song (last Holy Week) and he wanted me to exploit it. 

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 16, 2011, 03:17:49 AM

Now, can you perform, "Usahay" ?

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 16, 2011, 02:48:09 AM
i hear its really raining really hard over there in LA, Fr. Roel.

It's hot and dry... I even had to water my garden yesterday because of too much heat

Nihilak siya Enz? Hahahaha 

(May 15, 2011) Rehearsal before 11AM Sunday Mass


Maghimaya Ka, Maria

Sometimes they call them "urban legends"... mao ba na? 

Weather-weather lang...

Quote from: chriswise on May 15, 2011, 06:19:32 PM
mao ba ni nga LUNGAY kadtong nahimong board member?

Oo mao na siya

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 15, 2011, 11:41:52 AM
OT: Fr. Roel, are you related to the same Borja Family that owns the Borja Hospital right across BQ?

Nope. That's Brydon's aunt (mag-agawan). I used to go to her when I was a kid 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 15, 2011, 06:35:29 AM
Giuhaw ang baby meow,kaingon ug totz :-)

Kita siyag BOTOTZ 

Former Mayor of Catigbian, Arnold Lungay, with former strongman, FM



Comment sa Facebook by my cousin Brydon Borja Lungay: "Ingon si Marcos ani nga
"Dong Arnold mobisita unya ko nimo sa Catigbian ha magsightseeing ta sa Candumayao,
Bagtik pod. Ila-ila ko ni Purencia dong, ayaw saba ni Elbong kay magselos to.....wahahaha 

Here's proof that my family was all pro-Marcos. Here's my Lolo Ayong (Hilario A. Lungay) when he was mayor of Catigbian.
Saonz wa man sila moliwat nako nga anti-Marcos nga dako 




(Repost from Facebook) Arnold Lungay This picture was taken sometime in mid 60s. When Marcos was a
newly elected President. Papa at that time was also a newly installed mayor after winning his election protest
against Lucas Asotigue. Behind papa is the late Congressman Zafra of Clarin his lawyer during the election protest

Maghimaya Ka, Maria (Piano Score Available)


MAGHIMAYA KA, MARIA
Text: Traditional
Music setting: TQ Solis, Jr. (Loay, Bohol)

Piano interpretation by Ryan Rhodes
New Orleans, LA

Maghimaya Ka, Maria (Piano Score Available)


MAGHIMAYA KA, MARIA
Music and piano by TQ Solis, Jr.
Piano by Ryan Rhodes

Piano Score link:

Maghimaya Ka, Maria

Tulin man gani bisag way tubig 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 15, 2011, 07:16:02 AM
pero kani nahan ka nga supreme nop? 

Bwahahaha!!! Makalibat nga supreme 

Hmmmm lamian baya nang supreme pizza 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 15, 2011, 05:45:09 AM
Di ba naa poy iniro Pads? ^_^

Naa muleng. Pero sa ilawom na sila sa lamesa una ngitag salin2x, dayon mag basa-basa dayon kung naa pod matilok didtos dagat

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 15, 2011, 06:34:07 AM
He he, naa diay pud ni nga style? Hmm, kinsa kahay maayong motudlo ani...

Automatic naman daw nang mo kisikisi basta mo ambak nas lawod 

WISDOM IN DISAGREEMENT

http://tausogdownunder.blogspot.com/2011/04/when-it-was-said-there-is-wisdom-in.html

when it was said there is wisdom in disagreement, it was among the learned, not among the fools nor among the learned with personal angsts to grind.

on disagreement, paul graham came up with a hierarchy to define our quality of disagreement. the bottom "name calling" is the lowest, vicious, most subjective and common type. refuting the central point requires patience or strong will to keep the disagreement objective, logical, at a more civil and professional level.

the irony is, if you look at my first statement, there is hints (fools, personal angst, elitist) of how low my argument has stoop. perhaps i should re-word it this way: when it was said there is wisdom in disagreement, it was among learned, well-informed and considerate of other views; not among those whose appreciation of the issue is too personal, limited and tend to exclude other people's views.

Quote from: Vistabel on May 15, 2011, 02:36:28 AM
laina pud ng puro oo bitaw lang, kaya nga naingon ta niini tungod kay kasagaran way kaugalingon nga baruganan, ambot tungod siguro way kaisog nga mobarog sa kaugalingon nga tiil ngita ug kasanga.  hahhahahahha

hahahhaha pag gusto diay nako nga ilubong si Marcos sa libingan ng mga bayani magboot diay mo, way bot-anay. hehheehe

Bitaw. Kung parehas ta tanan ug huna2x - samot nag parehas tag nawong - mosamot kagubot ning kalibutana, bwahahaha 

Pang celebrity names lang siguro ning "curse." Kung pobre ka moingon lang sila "opkors" 

Quote from: islander on May 14, 2011, 11:08:57 PM

12.   Philippine Society of Swine Practitioners (PSSP);

13.   Philippine College of Canine Practitioners (PCCP);

Maaoy akog mao ni silay hingaon ug yobab ug askal 

Basin gusto silang mo monitor aron ilaon ang sobra, bwahahaha 

Here's a repost of Mike Ligalig Ortega's post dadtos pikas...


“Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong. There are always difficulties arising which tempt you to believe that your critics are right. To map out a course of action and follow it to an end requires courage.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Angay ni e repost sa pikas lambo... 

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on May 15, 2011, 01:31:08 AM
“Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong. There are always difficulties arising which tempt you to believe that your critics are right. To map out a course of action and follow it to an end requires courage.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tinuod... for some reason I was thinking along the same line earlier re: Martial Law issue where people come from different spectra of time and vantage points