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Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love. --Neil Gaiman

The old fool deserves all that mental anguish and then some.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 11:52:16 AM
way nagpakita na mapahinungdan bai

Hain bitaw tuod tong imong pahinungdanan... 

Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 09:11:40 AM
nabalaka ko ani...basin abta'g pila ka buwan motyabaw na pod ug moyaka magsikadsikad.

Unya magligidligid sa bunbon nga way purol... Pastilan, paantusa ang among amigo ayaw! 

Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 03:52:51 PM
hehehe...lisod na na kon makasuksok na.....masuko na na ko pabalhinon.

Mao nay giingon nga nakadama na, he he.

Basin pud ang gisuksokan maoy masuko kon hinanali nga balhinon ang mga agokoy... 

Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 03:40:27 PM
basin dili fair ang binahinay?..

Unsa diay ang gibahin?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 11:54:26 AM
hahahahaa, di magtarong ug position

Tapiig bay, nagpabantang tuod pero hangad ra jamo ang anggulo. 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 12:00:20 PM
pwede pud himoong  pamahid sa nawong bai

Isip pangontra sa naglagiting nga UV sa disyerto?

Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 03:41:47 PM
4. Baga pod ang nawong pero cool

Bitaw, kinahanglan andam ang baga nga nawong para sa bali-bali nga sagpa... 

Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 03:37:39 PM
sulayi ang agokoy...

- nawong sa agokoy nga manduman pag-move..

He he, kuyaw ang agokoy kay lihokan, basin mosuksok sa bilahan ni Luckybelle.

- nawong ni Luckybelle kansang bilahan gisum-ok sa mga agokoy

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 12:13:44 PM
basin pud ug love triangle bai

Malagmit bitaw bahin sa love. Kon dili love triangle, basin love quadrangle...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 12:14:25 PM
basin  daghan ang nahimong batong bai

Depende tingali sa klase sa batong, dili sa gidaghanon.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 12:16:10 PM
basiin gibalhin na pud

Mobile bars na lang kaha...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 12:01:30 PM
i blackhawk lang bai

Basta motamod lang sa Mogadishu Line, OK ra.

Quote from: luckybelle on October 10, 2010, 12:02:55 PM
Yes, we used chess board.. kung dili available ang dama board, di gani mag-drawing sa cardboard unja ang gamiton black and white na bato, pwede ni dulaon sa beach inig kapuyon sig langoy, itom ug puti na bato gihapon ug mag-draw sa buhangin isip dama board.

Kon sa beach, pwede umang ang gamiton nga pieces. Sayon ra ni sila tudloan unsaon pag-move...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 10, 2010, 08:45:43 AM
Lisod na kay basin 5 years down the road naay engkanto mo-claim og paternity rights. Wa ta kahabilo asa nakamontar ang ilang deposit box, ma-shoot unya.

Kana maoy risgo nga gipangandaman na ni Bay Bugsay. Sayon ra kaayo niya, isip kaliwat ni Juan Pusong,  pagsulbad sa maong gumonhap.

Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
mogawas ug mosulod sa langob nga mangi-ob...

Mangi-ob ang kagabhion ug dulom ang kalangitan sa gabiing gibiyaan mo ako ug mikuyog ka sa usa ka mapasiatabong lampingasan nga sa tanan kong ginsakpan mao ray nakaako pagpanamastamas sa halangdon kong katungdanan. 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 11:39:02 AM
gaan ug timbang bai

Mahilig diay ka sa way bilbil bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 10, 2010, 11:39:48 AM
asa man nakapasking ang inyong mga rules bai?

Tua sa Rules sa Tagay, Jokes Section diris TB...

Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 09:42:35 AM
haayyy..pagkalaay gayud ni'ng sundalong wala'y.....

gira? 

Hahays, another lazy Sunday. Na hala, enjoy na lang ta ani...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 10, 2010, 08:47:37 AM
Maunhan og ulaw labi na gyud og suod kaayo.

Mao nga sa dili pa gani masuod, pangulitawhan dayon. 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 10, 2010, 08:35:15 AM
Natulog akong lawas sa sobrang trabaho apan gamata akong utok.

Utok dili kasaligan kay usahay kon overprogrammed ni, igit na ang mogawas. 

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 09, 2010, 08:48:48 PM
"Bryan said I had to focus on my opponent and not on the negative remarks being thrown at me by the crowd. I emptied my mind just like in our water training. It helped me shift my focus back on the fight at hand, otherwise, I would have been distracted," he said.

His best friend and coach Edgar Alan Paulino said the water training was a good thing and it helped Steve to focus on the fight and that the negative chants of the audience did not diminish his determination.

Konsentrit lang gid ang sekrito bla.

Quote from: bugsay on October 09, 2010, 11:44:25 PM
ayaw kalimot sa rule# 7 aron dili ka mapilpil kon supakon nimo ang #2...

Di angay kabalak-an kay hinay ko anang concern sa rule #2. Ang kuyaw kon masobrahan basin malapas ang rule #9. 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:42:11 PM
ayaw bai kay sayang

dugay ra bang sipsip ug umod umod

Bitaw pud, basin tugob sa bitamina...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:43:14 PM
siya maoy himoong rotor bai

Basta dili lang morag Sikorsky kadak-a...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 10, 2010, 01:47:11 AM
Uso ang tulis sa Datu Paglas, Maguindanao. Ang mga jeep tulison og -irape ang mga babaye.

Tulisan 1 :  Tanang Babaye dire sa wala, lalaki sa tuo
(Sunod tanang babaye, kurog pa)
Tulisan 2: Oh ikaw Lola wala na kay labot dito ka sa tuo
Lola:      Wala ka kadungog, tanang baje kuno sa wala. 

Bitaw pud. Kanus-a pa gud intawon mausab nga maapil sa tulis si Lola... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:11:06 PM

contra sa pulitika siguro ang  hinungdan ani

Pwedeng pasangil na lang ang politika...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:39:08 PM
hahahaha,lapot2x pa kaso bahong batong bai inig human

Baho man lang kon human na.

Quote from: bugsay on October 10, 2010, 12:03:28 AM
nahhh...gi ban na sa Mandaue...hehehe

He he, daghan ra jamong pautot ning Mandaue...

Quote from: luckybelle on October 10, 2010, 07:35:18 AM
TALAGA??? Do you believe that?

Of course. One can't chastise himself enough.

Quote from: luckybelle on October 10, 2010, 07:39:04 AM
Bwahahahahahaha.......just the same... revenge is planned through the beautiful art of an intelligent mind.

He he, bitaw pud. But I wish to imagine the desire for revenge taking shape not in the mind but in the uncharted depths of instinct and racial memory. 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:37:36 PM
aw wa diay ta apil ani bai kay mga  wafo man ta..hahahaha

He he, wa na lang ana. Di ta apektado kay wa man tay pili, bwahaha! 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:55:52 PM
ahahahaha.mogawas sa ko bai bugs.

Aw, di diay ka magpagawas una ka mogawas?

Quote from: bugsay on October 09, 2010, 11:35:03 PM
wa kay ikatambag aning nagbangutan...nga wa guyd tawo'y bank account diri's laing suok sa kalibutan?......

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:36:24 PM
hahahaha.adto lang ta ni bai hubs  kay murag suheto asang  lugara

He he, kon way kadepositohan, ipangwilik lang sa bungbong. Pangayo lag tabi aron di ka mabuyagan. 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 10, 2010, 01:25:26 AM
Moral lesson: Don't underestimate the intelligence of your woman LOL!

It's not only her intelligence that one shouldn't underestimate. One should be wary of her capacity for revenge.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 10, 2010, 01:31:57 AM
Love is a state of the mind, but it makes yur mind not working when it hits you.

Love is a state of the mind for the realist but a province of the heart for the romantic. --Botoy

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 07, 2010, 09:37:25 PM
hahahaha.dugo pud bai

Apili na lang og laway bay.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 10, 2010, 01:51:40 AM
That is true, men cannot handle the truth.

But they sure can manhandle it.

Quote from: bugsay on October 09, 2010, 11:56:42 PM

sige bai.....maajong gabii ninjo diha.....naghuwat na pod akong unlan nga duna'y buslot.

Hmm. Wa na, dako-dako na jud ron ang buslot sa unlan...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:35:20 PM

hahahaha,murag gamay na mananap bai

Hmm. Unsa kaha diayng mananapa nga maalsa ra man nimo? 

Quote from: Scarb on October 09, 2010, 04:30:37 PM
ngaks dli jud ko molos-ob ana nga suba or sapa? ew 

He he, kinahanglan mosul-ob ka ani:

Nganong di kaingon? Naay uban nga kuwang sa praktis, pero kasagaran, torpe lang jud. 

Bwahaha! The secret is, just say the magic word! 

Quote from: Scarb on October 10, 2010, 05:00:11 AM
yofak gikan nag roller blade§ ..hak..hangak..huuh

Final check...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 10, 2010, 01:27:55 AM
Working on a week-end...

He he, bantog rang nag-apong sa TB...

Quote from: taga tigbao on October 10, 2010, 02:12:07 AM
Hahahaha. Ahong first kiss sa ahong partner karon is when she visited me kay nasakitan ko ug ulo. UNja she was very caring and as a reward for her aho sijang gikiss. (During that time, dili pa kami).

Identified na diay ka as her prey that early, Bay Tigs... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 09:36:31 PM
hahahah,butangi ug sili bai aron ang hang

Hang na daan ang kaanghit bay.

Quote from: taga tigbao on October 10, 2010, 02:13:09 AM
Re: Is Your Lover Faithful to You?

Very faithful. Transparent kaajo naho.

Mora diayg cellophane... 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 09, 2010, 06:29:24 PM
Me, Me, Me poor poir Me, I hate that kind of people so self-centered

Self-centered nga mga tawo makalagot labi na kon way angay ikapanghambog bisan gamay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:34:38 PM
si bai hubs daw ang nakakuha sa tanang  detalye bai

Quote from: bugsay on October 09, 2010, 11:36:05 PM
di ta magdahum atong tawhana...di to magsaba kon nasikop na to niya..

He he, Bay Vits ug Bay Bugs, iskerda sa ko kay naa pa koy inom nga apson. Maayo ni kay bangog na tong tanang laklakero didto.

Sa laing bahin, basin tua diay ahong girlfriend didto ron, nagpabuyag na.

Happy weekend to all... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:30:25 PM
hahahaha, kaning potahea bai ang  dili sum-ol...puro onod bai

He he, wa tuoy tambok pero medyo dangog...

Quote from: bugsay on October 09, 2010, 11:28:24 PM
pwede'g i salibwag ang mga rason?

Not applicable kay di ko apektado aning problemaha.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:26:37 PM
patabang ta ni bai bugs  bai,basi nakabalo to

Di ba kaha tawon niya solohon...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:24:35 PM
hahahaha,abi nako ang  tag iya sa potahe bai

He he, ang potahe ug ang tag-iya niini mao ra...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:22:43 PM
gamiti lang ug kapeng isog  bai

Idigwa na lang kaha bay para madali...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:21:59 PM
awg di mohilak bai maingon ana

Bisag mohilak pa. Lami nuon...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:21:20 PM
naa puy in and out sa akong atubangan,

Bwahaha! Orgy in the desert? 

N/A

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:17:28 PM
aw pwede ra pud isinggit  nato bai basin diay ug di to bungol makadungog ra

Burag natulog na tingali...

Quote from: bugsay on October 09, 2010, 11:20:53 PM
akoa kay over the counter, nya usahay, ATM.....

Ang over the counter maoy sinako, ang ATM, kinilo... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:16:22 PM
andam lang ug kape inig human bai

Matabang pa ba kaha intawon sa chaser nga kape...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:08:06 PM
hahahaha, naay sige ug pagilok nako sa likod bai

Aw, bantog rang nag-iktin-iktin ka...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:15:35 PM
oo bai dumbol2x ra kutob,lisod sudlan kay gamay ug buho

Aw, asa ra man paingon, moinanay man nag buka...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:14:44 PM
mao ra ni nga kinilaw bai na di ikapangagda ug kaon sa laing taw

Lisod kon mangagda ta kay basin moreklamo ang potahe... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:10:58 PM
kinsa man na bai kay basin matabangan ug diskubre?

Mao ni nakaparat kay diskubrehonon pa pud kon kinsa bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:08:40 PM
hapit ra pud bai kay wa man naghubo.

Mao na tong imong giingon nga tapsing-tapsing lang...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:05:13 PM
hahaha pwede himoong pangtimpla bai.

Basin sobra sa acid content bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:04:15 PM
kilaw sa ubos ug killaw sa taas bai

Di lang makabusog, usahay masud-ipan pa ta... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:03:15 PM

hahahaha,rotor blade style

He he, basin malunggoan tag di oras ana bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 11:00:53 PM
ang akoa bai  gipaguwardyahan na para safe. safe pud ko kay way kuhaonon

Palit og dyamante bay unya ilubong sa imong bugan para safe jud... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:58:21 PM
basin naay purpose  bai wa pa lang madiskubrean

Basin angay pud nga dili madiskubrehan kay basin makapasamot sa kaguol.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:57:21 PM
hahahah,di bai oi..wa man makita ang duha ka paa.

Ang pikas bangag diay tingali imong gibirahan bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:56:28 PM
gihimong taga ugay sa  uranggutan bai

Toro toro ang labas bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:48:29 PM
ilok na galanay lanay bai

Pwede diay tunloban og kaboos bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:47:31 PM
hahaha,tv bai

He he, multi-tasking diay nang imo bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:46:47 PM
all kinds of  disease

Each with a peculiar kind of pleasure... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:45:49 PM
lisod na bai mura ta ug mangingisda gukdonon ni kamatayan

Bisag si holdaper ray mogukod delikado na...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:38:56 PM
kulang na lang bai sugbaanan.

Sukol man kog kinilaway bay basta naa lay pahilis.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:51:43 PM
hahahaha,naa koy gisakyan

Morag bat-ang man nang imong gihandos-handos bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:53:06 PM
hahahaha,toa sa peryahan bai..

Gipapultahan?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:44:06 PM
hahaha, basin hingaonon ug buungon bai

Naay uban nga mao juy gihatag sa Makagagahom...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 09, 2010, 10:45:16 PM
Scientific man tan-aw nako..pero taas imong pisi kay usahay moabot 8x nga mapilde ka..kada pilde times 2 ang taya. Duha ra man Banker or Player...

Mao man tingali ni ang basic application sa original probability theory ni Pascal. So you mean, sa imong experience dili ginansi?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:42:33 PM
but too much multiple wounds

It takes all kinds...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:39:42 PM
padug-anay diay na ug ngabil bai

Dili kay ngabil lang ang padug-on bay.

Breaking rules is important but, needless to say, one should first know what the rules are. Some people think they are breaking the rules when they are actually misreading them.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:10:14 PM
aw pwede pud idool sa  ad sa baboy bai

Kanang duol pud sa toril sa baka ug punong sa pasayan, para kompleto ang chicken, pork, beef ug shrimp flavors... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:25:16 PM
hahahaha,mahilig diay to ug  sinadista bai.

Morag sadistahon nga gusto pud sinadistahon...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:19:15 PM
parehas anang  ukay2x  bai naai mapili.

Naa man gani usahay never been used bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 09:40:52 PM
hahahaa,buntis siguro bai

He he, naa juy uban nga tiyanon lang...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 09, 2010, 10:19:23 PM
Baccarat ra man pod ko, theory of probability kuno.

Taas tingali ang probability, pero naa tingali gihapon ang element of luck?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:12:32 PM
kadungog ra pud ko bai.wa koy ingon ana bai

Aw, wa pud bitaw ko ana. Katawa kos akong amigo sauna nga morag nagbagood sa iyang kwentas ug mga pulseras.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:08:32 PM
naa ras dool2x labi na sa mga eksperto kaestorya ko karon.

Oi, naa diay kay kaestorya diha samtang nagdukdok ka diris TB? 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:07:05 PM
yon lang bai.natilapan ang ilok

Pundir diay ta kon maohon... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:20:16 PM
sinadista diay na bai.

Kahinumdom man lang hinuon ta ni Lucky ani... Aw, painit lang gud ginagmay.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 09, 2010, 10:04:23 PM
Sa military pa R&R bao ba na siya?

Sa military nang rest and recreation, mas familiar ko sa rock and roll. 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:05:23 PM
hahaha,abi nako ug  naay gilihayan bai

Maayo ning naa kanunay escape hatch...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:04:24 PM
hahahha,maayo ang puwa ug lubot bai kaysa itomon

He he, labi na kon napuwa kay gikugihan og hapak-hapak...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 09, 2010, 10:03:27 PM
kaya ba ni mo bai ang  mga bahog ilok? ilok pa lang bai  baho na samot sa ubos bai

He he, naa baya puy mapili bay.